Vinny & Friends - Joey's Castle

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

Twitch Chat Replay ► chatreplay.stream/videos/NE0xyODI9zw

[@lithium444]

Look on the bright side Vinny, now that Joel has put you through the Joey's Castle gauntlet you can return the favor by telling your good friend Grey Leno to invite Joel on his Saturday night show for a 6 hour long interview

Joel would enjoy this way too much

[@Person_two]

Every time Vinny cheats he starts laughing to himself, but Joey‘s castle is so insane that everybody thinks that he’s just amused by the absurdity, not realizing that he’s playing them like fools. True master of the castle at play here

[@maxwell_edison]

Bold of you to assume he's cheating on purpose and not just laughing at the absurdity so hard he's forgetting how to play

[@skeletorthebest7204]

⁠me when I forget how to play so hard I start adding new rules to benefit me

[@TomJakobW]

Takeshi got nothing on our guy!

[@cannon9009]

I genuinely can't tell if it's laughing out of pity or crying out of guilt/shame because it genuinely sounds like both

[@DolusVulpes]

​@@maxwell_edisonyes, I too write new rules on the board when I forget how to play games

[@NatetheNerdy]

30:25 "I think death is cool. I want to die." Fast forward a couple months to Vinny watching the commercial poop and saying "I never said that! When did I say that?"

[@ChronoSquare]

Can't wait to see this prophecy come true

[@nevaeh9125]

Don't forget "Cream of Feet."

[@JMUDoc]

CAPOOSI PLEEEEESE!

[@pareidolist]

WHAT MUST I DO

[@TakeNoShift]

1:11:15

[@Me-kl2hx]

People who want Joel to put this on the workshop will still never get the true experience of Joey's Castle™ where he keeps changing the rules mid-match on a whim.

[@SpicyAvocado]

1:32:30 This moment is *SO* amazing, cuz Simple's cursor is right beside Vinny while he's editing the text

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

11:15 this is the BEST reaction from Vinny i've seen in a while, the absolute audible confusion like a parent walking in on a toddler's chemical experiment

[@NicoleHam]

'you made all this' with genuine concern

[@blobbem]

My favourite thing about Joey's Castle is you can go through all the effort to actually win, but it doesn't matter in the end because Joel randomly throws multiple 1 vs 1 matches at the end to REALLY determine who is the winner.

[@gardares]

My favourite thing is how much Joey had to nerf and gaslight Mike in game so he wouldn't win yet again. I can imagine how terribly funny things would be if they tried to play the extra modes.

[@ChronoSquare]

I have half a mind to program this into an actual legit video game But then were that to happen What would be the point if you can't write in your own rules

[@akaxjenkins]

​@@ChronoSquare permanent admin mode where anyone can do anything to anyone with an action menu

[@BierBart12]

Vinny made so many brilliant moves too. Absolute strategist

[@GooBomber1]

Vinny getting away with cheating and then STILL LOSING was absolute peak. We need another round of this

[@dragofire202]

SPOILERS

[@TrickLunar]

SPOILERS

[@Noel-vr6ju]

cool video Vin! unfortunately though I'll be trapping you in a large purple crystal for the rest of eternity.

[@curlybrace4984]

vinlacta knight

[@Mink60005]

Is it purple because it tastes like grape?

[@metromortem9449]

@@Mink60005It tastes like grape because it’s purple

[@jazzswords1374]

Calm down there, Great King of Evil Ganondorf

[@ToniGAM3S]

Who are? Agahnim?

[@SprDrumio64]

1:47:10 the sound of Simple opening runescape

[@silverhand9965]

Joel's least elaborate shitpost

[@zguy5441]

the evil farming game is a personal favorite tbh

[@windedStar]

Vinny writing in a rule and chat being “HURRY VIN” was really funny to watch, then everyone just rolling with it lmao

[@chev3107]

1:13:16 simple pulls a fast one on the guys

[@roymarshall_]

Pretty easy to sneak around when you're up against a bunch of streamer eyes

[@notdanielmelo6359]

its not even fast its slow as hell lmao

[@NicoleHam]

Vinny's own personal hell: a tabletop game with a massive board that lasts seemingly forever with infinite rules that change at the drop of a hat, friends laughing at him or being mad at him for making good or bad plays by accident, his vinepassive triggering against his will and causing other players to retaliate, and worst of all, Joel being personal Jesus, mad with power. His only respite was to end the madness by cheating

[@MisterPancake778]

I love vsauce joey I love when his bald head comes on the screen and says "hey fecal funny here" and then tells science facts

[@Noel-vr6ju]

I HATE BALD PEOPLE!!! RRRAAAAAGH

[@loop-e5423]

The Greg card falling artfully past the camera at 1:47:27 right as Joel asks Mike about his hair is some cosmic level timing.

[@WilfredCthulu]

I like to imagine this match being reviewed like an over the top wwe recap with the overdramatic music and editing and it shows Vinny on a mic saying "I'm not looking to win. I'm looking to inflict pain," and then it like cuts to him hitting simple with a chair to the head. "Gawdammit King! Vinny changed the rules while he was hiding and the ref didn't see it!" "Oh come on JR, it's Joey's Castle! The rules don't matter!"

[@LadZeroUltra]

"DAMN HIS SOUL! DAMN HIM! VINNY YOU SUMBITCH"

[@WilfredCthulu]

"WHYYYYY!? TELL ME WHYYYY!!!!"

[@NekomimiNinja]

Calvinball crawled so Joey's Castle could travel at warp 10

[@notdanielmelo6359]

CALVINBALL MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@IncoherentOrange]

And evolve into salamanders, of course

[@grunkleg.2934]

"This castle is a creature of Chaos. It may take many incarnations." - Alucard describing Joey's Castle

[@starchpile]

Swedenvania

[@CPU-to5es]

This board game is just an excuse for Joel to dump his memes and say the most unhinged sentences his Swede mind can conjure.

[@rigorgrynn]

I mean, that's his streams in general. He does all of this for the love of the game. Gotta love that real passion.

[@TomJakobW]

And I am fine with that!

[@BierBart12]

Which is why I'd love to see a 4 hour game of this

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

Good thing I'm Swedish

[@Forest_Siren]

Aside from the Vinny Menuever™ at the end, I think my two favorite moments in here are: 1) Joel couldn't not call Mike bald to save his life. 2) Mike's gorilla just didn't have the heart to kill Papa.

[@Undeafeatedable]

This shit looks like that made up board game from Chowder

[@mask-mimic]

I was thinking the same.

[@zguy5441]

Joey's Castle: The only board game where "because it's funny" is a game-winning strategy

[@BEEZUS45]

This is the grey Leno of board games

[@ChronoSquare]

I thought it was the Mike's hairline of card games

[@metashrew]

17:08 i knew this just had to happen. Hearing somebody explain board game rules is somehow the hardest thing on the planet to focus on

[@pareidolist]

I swear Joel is doing a bit on purpose where he sounds like he's explaining the game but only throws out details that are pretty much useless. Like he'll go "Check out these three squares over here" but never explain how to win the game.

[@Gorom87]

1:21:30 for the shit cannon

[@finfiorflowerfinders3032]

Thanks, this cured my cancer, bless

[@ScarfKat]

I love how Joel explains that he finds board games too confusing, and then the reveal of what the board looked like just fricking killed me XD EDIT: This actually seems fun. I love how chaotic it is

[@Mantis47]

IT really feels like he wants to subject the other players to how he feels when he doesn't understands the rules of a board game.

[@Sabrnick0]

Joey would make a great DM for dnd

[@GamayObera]

The only way to win Hoel's Castle is bringing cards that Hoel isn't aware of. In other words, carry at least one *e-Reader card* in the pocket, as EU folks like him didn't get them.

[@SquirrelKing103]

"Melpy you have lethal"

[@Gregman654]

That Fren swap chicanery was MAGNIFICENT

[@Sin_City_Assassin]

Break out the Billy Mitchell hot sauce because we're gonna have a good ol' rousing night of cheating.

[@cannon9009]

Joey's Castle is what Monopoly: Cheater's Edition tried to be and failed at

[@carlosemilio5180]

​@@cannon9009 Amen

[@RachRatos]

Joel's poorly disguised social experiment

[@enorma29]

*fecal experiment

[@ildyil1748]

1:45:04 can't believe they checked it out

[@SprDrumio64]

Pay attention steven

[@TylerNovakYT]

I love that anytime Joel gets questioned on the logic of his batshit insane board game his response is simply "Yeah dude, it's WILD."

[@oddcrafter1270]

49:13 - Boy, that's amusingly timed XD

[@JTSYoRHa]

This was a fiercely unhinged stream and I cannot wait for the next session of Joey's Castle.

[@TheJolle]

Can't wait to see Joey's Castle in the next Olympics

[@comraderaichu6940]

These guys have perfect chemistry with each other. Love this group.

[@MarissaChillya]

I'm genuinely so happy you played Joel's game, I watched the first part with some friends and we were kinda sad you weren't there lol.

[@Tankotater]

"Okay Joel eat shit for me" "What? No" "What do you mean no!?!" This exchange is killing me for some reason. The actual bewildered way Vinny questions how Joel said no to him lmao

[@Schluviel]

Joel is that one weird friend that brings the stupidest shit to the table, and we love him for it. "You're gonna love it"

[@mareksicinski3726]

“One” weird?

[@alma3884052]

So this is basically about who can cheat better

[@SpongeTheKid]

This is the board game equivalent of Calvinball

[@mollz3704]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VINNY TRYING TO WRITE IN HIS OWN RULE

[@spippyflipling]

This game is as if Calvinball was a board game.

[@TheHunkySquirrel]

"Vinny, heads?" "Tails." "You're tails. Simpleflips?" "Tails." God damn that's so fuckign funny.

[@TakeNoShift]

1:11:14 I guess he is (Commercial Chaos YTP material)

[@PinkCherrySugar]

This was such a blast to watch live omg

[@pixl_nation613]

Vinny, blink once if your soul is still in your body. Don't blink if you're still trapped in Joey's castle.

[@Catspoken]

i burst into hysterics at the delivery of “SHIT CANNON?” and i thought i was going to suffocate from laughing

[@ChronoSquare]

I want this to be made into an actual video game so it's not just a confused jumble of craziness But then if you're in a video game that has defined rules instead of humans keeping track then you can't cheat and it can't be fun

[@luheartswarm4573]

I hope we get more of what I call, "the crust foursome" in the future

[@cannon9009]

I would love to play this with my friends because holy fuck this would either break or reinforce bonds

[@contentconsumer963]

This is my favorite thing that any of you have ever done! This was hilarious

[@murdockberk8888]

This might be the greatest board game ever

[@FunkyGhost37]

Fentoneel. Also, lots of Commercial Chaos YTP material in here.

[@ambrosiadreamer]

holy shit i thought i was going to die laughing at this i hope to god vinny plays this again

[@nc5481]

Mike's Rum Ranch Cocktail is delightfully creamy and rancid

[@RekRakJat]

I wish Joel would upload this to the workshop.

[@Hwyadylaw]

I'm pretty sure he said he would. He wants to polish it up or something

[@MathewWithOne_T]

​@@Hwyadylaw"polish"

[@JTSYoRHa]

@@MathewWithOne_T 🇵🇱

[@justinthyme4it]

​@@JTSYoRHa🥟

[@zarrg5611]

He would, but it is currently considered a crime against humanity to do so.

[@The_Almighty_Jimmy]

I need this on the public workshop like....yesterday man where is it???

[@gladiusbladeofthenorth9939]

Vinny should make a parody of detective called "de murder hous"

[@finfiorflowerfinders3032]

Always so funny to see some softlock tier rule contradiction actually works somehow with another contradiction

[@funkness]

i think this is actually like my favorite vinny friend group ever. everyone has a fucking dynamic it's so funny

[@sonicplys64]

Vinny survived Joey's castle

[@edl4114]

I love how the first thing Vinny does when the game starts is he flips the table and ruins the game.

[@lewatoaofair2522]

12:27

[@ChronoSquare]

"oh that's what that button does?"

[@sacredeyes3508]

vinny cheating to win is fucking peak

[@nintendokirby64]

i was making shrimp while listening live, i was fucking laughing at the name of Joel's reaction to Vinny, who we thought was going to suffer in the beginning, started turning the tables. I mean, yeah he got fucked over near the middle but then shit started happening with mike lmao

[@JoshuaSimonson909]

Maybe if Vinny plays again and doesn't drink rum and ranch, he might stand a slim chance of winning lol

[@blissfulzane715]

1:04:25 Mike confirmed to be a Hydra

[@TomJakobW]

“Name one Balkan country”, the nemesis of the American education system.

[@antborb7215]

50:44 Mike cracking up from the Shrek meme is making me crack up

[@fen7662]

Joey's castle streams are always top tier.

[@Coda--]

when binty said he’s here to inflict pain? who’s going to be the one to suggest they get together to play dokapon kingdom…

[@En2md]

This is just a Magic Un-Set as a board game. Look up Black Lotus and then Blacker Lotus. Better yet, Cheap Ass and City of Ass. Magic Un-Set is very good. In-jokes and funny rules.

[@fartgarfunkeljr]

The Golden Group

[@theone614777]

1:14:10 why slap

[@Noxmare]

45:45 "Imma be your fuckin Navalny" Holy shit what a speech

[@mareksicinski3726]

Hits wrong given how naval by was

[@tbp_entertainment]

Y'all gotta put that board game on the Workshop and let others feel the same pain.

[@kariemelhanan8878]

I am in love with this board game

[@smit_sumitzu]

he MIGHT be on kevlar

[@notfromnj2411]

Rum and strawberry lemonade seems like it would be great ngl

[@FoxerTails]

This is the kind of game you'd play with friends as a young child. As in... you're making up the rules as you see fit and nothing makes sense.

[@No1TypeC]

Joey's Castle arc has been fucking spectacular, love it every time Joel loops someone into this shit. Cataclysmic diarrhea

[@hooty8703]

Mario party if it was evil

[@ShuckleII]

Joey's Castle is great

[@qwertyuiopman100]

omg he is simply flipping!

[@cryptidcloud]

had this on as background noise live and had no idea what the fuck was going on every time i looked

[@BernieVtuber]

when do we get access to Joey's castle? it sounds like a chaotic blast

[@TropicalEmperor]

Vinny and Joey have played again.

[@zarrg5611]

It's impressive he is able to do this relatively often, doing that two voices at once thing must be tiring.

[@JMUDoc]

I haven't the first fucking clue how this game works. Is that Jobel's intention?

[@zarrg5611]

He doesn't either.

[@emporer15]

It's good to know the Harvest Valley Runch still exists.

[@antiphon000]

12:30 of course vinny gets a nat 20 to flip the table

[@ltsora6276]

vinny finally play joey's castle and i MISS IT!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!

[@l-l]

This video made me cackle so much. Actual gold. Pure chaos.

[@CameoV9]

got a GREAT ad for an electric shaver while watching this, truly the bald of all time

[@deletedTestimony]

I want to add to this mess. Make going to Heaven or Hell based on an additional alignment tracker that each player has to keep track of. Evil actions make you go to Hell and vice versa. Additional rules such as deathbed repentance or murder may apply.

[@elmangodefuego5526]

I doubt joey would change how a player goes to heaven or hell but I can totally see that as a new card effect!

[@peepytime]

came up with a drinking game to do while watching. i feel like im somewhere else. these were the rules I came up with: - joel luck stat showing (bad) - vinny luck stat showing (Good) - bald mike joke - joey forgets how his own game work - +hp - hp spot - somebody dies - vinny mentions skibidi -> evolved into the word skibidi in general - somebody cheats - joey breaks his own rules - they forget the turn button exists (caveat: i have to remember the turn button exists too) - the word "fentanyl" is mentioned - vinny gets bored - simpleflips trickster moment - mike cackles (you know the one. it is a delightful "meheheh" mike sound) - they mess up the turn order - joey gets bullied - chat backseat games - mike gets upset - sombody drinks - the world event that gets pulled is ignored

[@Hammi4Real]

The Four Stooges back at it again, except it plays out like a tabletop wrestling match.