Vinny & Friends - Joey's Castle

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

Twitch Chat Replay ► chatreplay.stream/videos/NE0xyODI9zw

[@lithium444]

Look on the bright side Vinny, now that Joel has put you through the Joey's Castle gauntlet you can return the favor by telling your good friend Grey Leno to invite Joel on his Saturday night show for a 6 hour long interview

Joel would enjoy this way too much

[@NatetheNerdy]

30:25 "I think death is cool. I want to die." Fast forward a couple months to Vinny watching the commercial poop and saying "I never said that! When did I say that?"

[@ChronoSquare]

Can't wait to see this prophecy come true

[@nevaeh9125]

Don't forget "Cream of Feet."

[@JMUDoc]

CAPOOSI PLEEEEESE!

[@Person_two]

Every time Vinny cheats he starts laughing to himself, but Joey‘s castle is so insane that everybody thinks that he’s just amused by the absurdity, not realizing that he’s playing them like fools. True master of the castle at play here

[@maxwell_edison]

Bold of you to assume he's cheating on purpose and not just laughing at the absurdity so hard he's forgetting how to play

[@skeletorthebest7204]

⁠me when I forget how to play so hard I start adding new rules to benefit me

[@TomJakobW]

Takeshi got nothing on our guy!

[@blobbem]

My favourite thing about Joey's Castle is you can go through all the effort to actually win, but it doesn't matter in the end because Joel randomly throws multiple 1 vs 1 matches at the end to REALLY determine who is the winner.

[@gardares]

My favourite thing is how much Joey had to nerf and gaslight Mike in game so he wouldn't win yet again. I can imagine how terribly funny things would be if they tried to play the extra modes.

[@ChronoSquare]

I have half a mind to program this into an actual legit video game But then were that to happen What would be the point if you can't write in your own rules

[@akaxjenkins]

​@@ChronoSquare permanent admin mode where anyone can do anything to anyone with an action menu

[@BierBart12]

Vinny made so many brilliant moves too. Absolute strategist

[@Noel-vr6ju]

cool video Vin! unfortunately though I'll be trapping you in a large purple crystal for the rest of eternity.

[@curlybrace4984]

vinlacta knight

[@Mink60005]

Is it purple because it tastes like grape?

[@metromortem9449]

@@Mink60005It tastes like grape because it’s purple

[@jazzswords1374]

Calm down there, Great King of Evil Ganondorf

[@ToniGAM3S]

Who are? Agahnim?

[@GooBomber1]

Vinny getting away with cheating and then STILL LOSING was absolute peak. We need another round of this

[@chev3107]

1:13:16 simple pulls a fast one on the guys

[@roymarshall_]

Pretty easy to sneak around when you're up against a bunch of streamer eyes

[@notdanielmelo6359]

its not even fast its slow as hell lmao

[@SprDrumio64]

1:47:10 the sound of Simple opening runescape

[@grunkleg.2934]

"This castle is a creature of Chaos. It may take many incarnations." - Alucard describing Joey's Castle

[@windedStar]

Vinny writing in a rule and chat being “HURRY VIN” was really funny to watch, then everyone just rolling with it lmao

[@WilfredCthulu]

I like to imagine this match being reviewed like an over the top wwe recap with the overdramatic music and editing and it shows Vinny on a mic saying "I'm not looking to win. I'm looking to inflict pain," and then it like cuts to him hitting simple with a chair to the head. "Gawdammit King! Vinny changed the rules while he was hiding and the ref didn't see it!" "Oh come on JR, it's Joey's Castle! The rules don't matter!"

[@ScarfKat]

I love how Joel explains that he finds board games too confusing, and then the reveal of what the board looked like just fricking killed me XD EDIT: This actually seems fun. I love how chaotic it is

[@CPU-to5es]

This board game is just an excuse for Joel to dump his memes and say the most unhinged sentences his Swede mind can conjure.

[@rigorgrynn4469]

I mean, that's his streams in general. He does all of this for the love of the game. Gotta love that real passion.

[@TomJakobW]

And I am fine with that!

[@BierBart12]

Which is why I'd love to see a 4 hour game of this

[@loop-e5423]

The Greg card falling artfully past the camera at 1:47:27 right as Joel asks Mike about his hair is some cosmic level timing.

[@MisterPancake778]

I love vsauce joey I love when his bald head comes on the screen and says "hey fecal funny here" and then tells science facts

[@Noel-vr6ju]

I HATE BALD PEOPLE!!! RRRAAAAAGH

[@silverhand9965]

Joel's least elaborate shitpost

[@zguy5441]

the evil farming game is a personal favorite tbh

[@NekomimiNinja]

Calvinball crawled so Joey's Castle could travel at warp 10

[@notdanielmelo6359]

CALVINBALL MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@IncoherentOrange]

And evolve into salamanders, of course

[@metashrew]

17:08 i knew this just had to happen. Hearing somebody explain board game rules is somehow the hardest thing on the planet to focus on

[@GamayObera]

The only way to win Hoel's Castle is bringing cards that Hoel isn't aware of. In other words, carry at least one *e-Reader card* in the pocket, as EU folks like him didn't get them.

[@Sin_City_Assassin]

Break out the Billy Mitchell hot sauce because we're gonna have a good ol' rousing night of cheating.

[@Undeafeatedable]

This shit looks like that made up board game from Chowder

[@mask-mimic]

I was thinking the same.

[@ildyil1748]

1:45:04 can't believe they checked it out

[@SprDrumio64]

Pay attention steven

[@BEEZUS45]

This is the grey Leno of board games

[@ChronoSquare]

I thought it was the Mike's hairline of card games

[@Gorom87]

1:21:30 for the shit cannon

[@finfiorflowerfinders3032]

Thanks, this cured my cancer, bless

[@Sabrnick0]

Joey would make a great DM for dnd

[@ChronoSquare]

I want this to be made into an actual video game so it's not just a confused jumble of craziness But then if you're in a video game that has defined rules instead of humans keeping track then you can't cheat and it can't be fun

[@JTSYoRHa]

This was a fiercely unhinged stream and I cannot wait for the next session of Joey's Castle.

[@SquirrelKing103]

"Melpy you have lethal"

[@TheJolle]

Can't wait to see Joey's Castle in the next Olympics

[@Forest_Siren]

Aside from the Vinny Menuever™ at the end, I think my two favorite moments in here are: 1) Joel couldn't not call Mike bald to save his life. 2) Mike's gorilla just didn't have the heart to kill Papa.

[@PinkCherrySugar]

This was such a blast to watch live omg

[@RachRatos]

Joel's poorly disguised social experiment

[@enorma29]

*fecal experiment

[@blissfulzane715]

1:04:25 Mike confirmed to be a Hydra

[@zguy5441]

Joey's Castle: The only board game where "because it's funny" is a game-winning strategy

[@spippyflipling]

This game is as if Calvinball was a board game.

[@RekRakJat]

I wish Joel would upload this to the workshop.

[@Hwyadylaw]

I'm pretty sure he said he would. He wants to polish it up or something

[@MathewWithOne_T]

​@@Hwyadylaw"polish"

[@JTSYoRHa]

@@MathewWithOne_T 🇵🇱

[@justinthyme4it]

​@@JTSYoRHa🥟

[@zarrg5611]

He would, but it is currently considered a crime against humanity to do so.

[@edl4114]

I love how the first thing Vinny does when the game starts is he flips the table and ruins the game.

[@lewatoaofair2522]

12:27

[@ChronoSquare]

"oh that's what that button does?"

[@Gregman654]

That Fren swap chicanery was MAGNIFICENT

[@nc5481]

Mike's Rum Ranch Cocktail is delightfully creamy and rancid

[@alma3884052]

So this is basically about who can cheat better

[@contentconsumer963]

This is my favorite thing that any of you have ever done! This was hilarious

[@murdockberk8888]

This might be the greatest board game ever

[@pixl_nation613]

Vinny, blink once if your soul is still in your body. Don't blink if you're still trapped in Joey's castle.

[@nintendokirby64]

i was making shrimp while listening live, i was fucking laughing at the name of Joel's reaction to Vinny, who we thought was going to suffer in the beginning, started turning the tables. I mean, yeah he got fucked over near the middle but then shit started happening with mike lmao

[@user-qv5ff1lj2c]

It's ok, Joie only stole assets from big companies, it's not like he did something truly morally bankrupt and used AI.

[@gladiusbladeofthenorth9939]

Vinny should make a parody of detective called "de murder hous"

[@JoshuaSimonson909]

Maybe if Vinny plays again and doesn't drink rum and ranch, he might stand a slim chance of winning lol

[@FunkyGhost37]

Fentoneel. Also, lots of Commercial Chaos YTP material in here.

[@mollz3704]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VINNY TRYING TO WRITE IN HIS OWN RULE

[@Schluviel]

Joel is that one weird friend that brings the stupidest shit to the table, and we love him for it. "You're gonna love it"

[@Coda--]

when binty said he’s here to inflict pain? who’s going to be the one to suggest they get together to play dokapon kingdom…

[@notfromnj2411]

Rum and strawberry lemonade seems like it would be great ngl

[@En2md]

This is just a Magic Un-Set as a board game. Look up Black Lotus and then Blacker Lotus. Better yet, Cheap Ass and City of Ass. Magic Un-Set is very good. In-jokes and funny rules.

[@sonicplys64]

Vinny survived Joey's castle

[@TropicalEmperor]

Vinny and Joey have played again.

[@zarrg5611]

It's impressive he is able to do this relatively often, doing that two voices at once thing must be tiring.

[@cryptidcloud]

had this on as background noise live and had no idea what the fuck was going on every time i looked

[@The_Almighty_Jimmy]

I need this on the public workshop like....yesterday man where is it???

[@funkness]

i think this is actually like my favorite vinny friend group ever. everyone has a fucking dynamic it's so funny

[@fartgarfunkeljr]

The Golden Group

[@BernieVtuber]

when do we get access to Joey's castle? it sounds like a chaotic blast

[@qwertyuiopman100]

omg he is simply flipping!

[@emporer15]

It's good to know the Harvest Valley Runch still exists.

[@ShuckleII]

Joey's Castle is great

[@bokunogentoo4420]

this is awesome, looks like the games me and my buddies made up in elementary school lol

[@electriccleric]

please get joel to put this on the steam workshop pleassseeee

[@Hammi4Real]

The Four Stooges back at it again, except it plays out like a tabletop wrestling match.

[@naransolongoboldbayer8030]

1:33:53 And this is why Vinny is being hired as a Voice Actor

[@hooty8703]

Mario party if it was evil

[@piratestewart7156]

“Shouldn’t he have a ghost?” “No he lost it when he came back as a lava monster.” “Oh okay” ???

[@TylerNovakYT]

I love that anytime Joel gets questioned on the logic of his batshit insane board game his response is simply "Yeah dude, it's WILD."

[@TomJakobW]

“Name one Balkan country”, the nemesis of the American education system.

[@kariemelhanan8878]

I am in love with this board game

[@NoirOpossum]

I USE THOSE SHREK DICE WHEN PLAYING MY ORKS in 40K TABLETOP SIM. Glad to see them represented!

[@Catspoken]

i burst into hysterics at the delivery of “SHIT CANNON?” and i thought i was going to suffocate from laughing

[@presleydejean4638]

the way Joel says Fentoneel is very satisfying to me

[@finfiorflowerfinders3032]

Always so funny to see some softlock tier rule contradiction actually works somehow with another contradiction

[@tbp_entertainment]

Y'all gotta put that board game on the Workshop and let others feel the same pain.

[@alngrm]

I see through the bricks to the sea, Joey's Castle.

[@MatthewPherigo]

I'm baffled that SocksBX wasn't involved with this lmao

[@smittz_]

he MIGHT be on kevlar

[@ChaosCron1]

This was the stupidest thing I've seen in awhile... And I'm absolutely entertained. Thank you.

[@yanniklohlein5998]

More of this please!!

[@ltsora6276]

vinny finally play joey's castle and i MISS IT!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!

[@Soubifloof]

if hp converts to cash, and vinny can't be hurt... I think vinny just won, infinite health vinny dies on fent, but is still under kevlar, huh

[@tomo8940]

Weird game of Mario party.

[@Oscurio-ek2wz]

36:13 Im in stitches

[@dysr]

Johnny Fullsauce a bit confused about what game they’re playing in the description.

[@SeanSMST]

Joey's Castle is a custom thing in tabletop sim, only released privately. He's right

[@dysr]

@@SeanSMST Not in Super Mario Party Jamboree though.

[@jonnys8853]

1:06:13 Ferrog would be a cool name for a Pokémon. Make it a steel-type frog or something.

[@Smegheid]

Calvinball: the board game.

[@Doctor_Nu]

I've been waiting for this...

[@TheHegemon11]

greatest board game ever

[@bizcastl]

Vinesauce Joel is fucking in heaven

[@lithium444]

1:45:05 I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY GOT THIS ONE

[@josephwilkins238]

Always funny with Joel and Simple

[@OvAeons]

Actually i think that official rule should be an official rule, you are teleporting on the board, Fren can't tele port with you so when you swap, you drop. IT MAKES SENSE!! If you think about it, it really does. Your grip is weak and lose him in the breakneck speeds

[@cuppamocha101]

The bomberman hero music

[@MeOliver101]

Steam release soon?

[@gardares]

Um... John Fullsauce, I'm so sorry to tell you, but did you copy the description from the latest Super Mario Party Jamboree vod? :)

[@SM_Cythrill]

Do they play Super Mario Party Jamboree Joel's Self Made Board game in Tabletop Simulator.