[Vinesauce] Joel - UFO Sightings Simulator

[@youngpsyche1237]

My morning routine 1. Wake up 2. Take a fat piss 3. Get out of bed

[@gazover_]

You forgot to drink before getting out of bed

[@qwertzy121212]

​@@gazover_　that's what the piss is for :)

[@matenkuosauber7457]

In order we have: -Joel(Scared) -Allison (Hungry) -Alien (real no fake)

[@Kryptnyt]

I remember when I was 55% hungry and my vision started to fail me

[@TheSilly6403]

That's halfway to death man, that's like two weeks without food, I'd be the same

[@Kryptnyt]

@@TheSilly6403 Brother was out with his dog for like twelve minutes

[@TheSilly6403]

@@Kryptnyt ufo drained the food from his tummy :(

[@UtushoReiuji]

Being so hungry really makes that glaucoma act up.

[@Kryptnyt]

@@UtushoReiuji Wait this game is just Paul Blart 3

[@KevinJDildonik]

"Turn red lamp on to develop photos". So they literally just saw this in a movie right. So what actually happens is that physical film is sensitive to light, so when you pull it out of the camera, it would be ruined because it's still taking in light. Some people use a black bag for that part (Technology Connections). The red lamp is just that most film won't capture very low light, and red photons have the least energy. So if you don't want to develop your film by sense of touch in a bag. You use a very dim red lamp. It usually takes at least two chemical baths to develop photos. The bathtub is that you wash off the chemicals once they're done. Basically one chemical makes the magic happen, one chemical stops the magic, and you wash it off with water so chemicals don't slowly kill your photo. (Once you have your film developed, you basically project it onto a bigger film to make prints to actually use. Same process, but bigger. If you were this poor, you would just use a magnifying glass on the film, and not bother with big prints.)

[@thinnairr]

Wow interesting! Thanks for sharing this! I now know the game Song of Horror did their photo puzzle pretty accurately.

[@forgottenashes8299]

Im just going to do this before somebody else does 🤓

[@osakeleto]

@@forgottenashes8299 id rather be seen as cringe for sharing my interest than being a boring ass dude who is afraid to go against the norm

[@forgottenashes8299]

@osakeleto yeah but what if it was aliens enforcing you, huh?! what if a green cumulon descended from the cosmos and revealed he was infact Joel Ufogame and this whole thing was a psy-op. checkmate, laburel.

[@bahamutfateburn6091]

​@osakeleto real alpha energy JK JK I don't necessary believe in that social construct. Seriously, though all these wannabe "cool guys" have no self-identity. The irony of it is that all the people repeating the dead "touch grass" and "🤓" memes have "touched grass" less than the people who actually enjoy their hobbies and interests and are willing to share them with other people. More people on the internet need to understand that it's okay to be more than just a broken record.

[@DracoHandsome]

Today's fun fact: - In Independence Day (1996), people call in to complain when the aliens fuck up satellite TV. One customer is angry she is missing The X-Files. - In The X-Files: Fight the Future (1998), there is a movie poster for Independence Day.

[@Zeurel]

1:08:17 Music genius

[@slipipipi7971]

Zeurel Spotted

[@9019-m8z]

alien musics

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Hi Zeurel!

[@mikeoxlong1395]

@@slipipipi7971 It him.

[@Its.me.Sam.]

Joel bingo: -DUENDE!!!! -"Btw i've seen this pic that made me losing my shit" -Joel talking swedish while getting scared -"Ohhhh nononono" -Chat getting freaky for no reason -Joel reading chat giving obviously wrong advice -"ohhhh i dont like that i dont like that" -Joel roasting an alien

[@user-cz9ss4yq4x]

Mike

[@BeelPyon]

-mimimimimi

[@roymarshall_]

- "The Man in Gauze The Man in Gauze!" - "It's incidental" - story about him being a terrible child

[@betteroywoth2445]

-joel pauses game when le spook happens

[@SomewhatDapperExtraterrestrial]

"NOOOO DONT GIVE ME THE GUN"

[@GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX]

The way the game presents aliens here is so nonchalant and casual, like aliens passing by in here is a normal thing that just happens few times per day every day. While in Signal Simulator and Voices of the Void aliens are rare elusive minds that carefully scavenge around your land and observe our behaviors, here they very frequently pass by with quite a loud sound and fly more like chickens that somehow got a hang of a plane. That way it feels more like you're a policeman who just camps on one spot holding the speed recorder pointed at the passing vehicles.

[@anecro]

It's clear the dev of this is not experienced and he missed the point of those games

[@michaelpalmer3438]

@@anecro What a dumb statement. Everything about the game reeks of parody, it's clearly not trying to be a spooky game, but a silly/funny one. I think it's you who missed the point of THIS game.

[@miniacontheroad]

Joel doesn't know how credit cards work.

[@nilex5818]

"Those bank idiots gave me free money, guys! Infinite money glitch!" - John "Crippling debt" Sauce

[@northuniverse]

Swedish moment

[@jonnycash9688]

He is from europe offcourse not, we dont have a debt cultus like you americans

[@natezuniga-qd7pe]

Debit cards

[@moh.syafrianabie8899]

Don't blame him, he's 10

[@manospondylus]

“Better Call Saul is Majora’s Mask” is certainly one of the statements of all time

[@skullhead1O1]

I love how he just says "some people say that like better call saul is like majoras mask but-" like huh?? who says that?? when has anyone ever compared the two lol, then he just refuses to elaborate on what that means

[@Leafblade77]

I think he means that BCS is the Majora's Mask to Breaking Bad's Ocarina of Time.

[@TylerNovakYT]

It actually kinda makes sense. Both wouldn't exist without the success of what came before it, and both are arguably better than their predecessor. Also Mike Erhmantraut is there.

[@WEndro333]

@@TylerNovakYT Waltuh, put your mask away Waltuh. I'm not meeting with a terrible fate right now, Waltuh.

[@kinnikuboneman]

​@@TylerNovakYTMM is as good as OOT

[@unnurhrafnsdottir9424]

hyper realistic game premise: I, too, do most of the things I do for the sake of buying food and luxuries for my pets.

[@ughwdym]

Hope the creator keeps updating this because it honestly looks like an fun twist on the Signal Simulator formula, playing through the eyes of a conspiracy nut rather than a scientist

[@yukikofujiwara2144]

This is the My Summer Car of UFO games

[@ProbablyAnAmateur]

not Long Drive?

[@yukikofujiwara2144]

@@ProbablyAnAmateur could be both. They're both goofy as shit, but MSC is the irritating kind of goofy, while The Long Drive is just goofy.

[@masterofbloopers]

Bro, this ain't Voices of the Void, this is Words of the Wormhole.

[@TheScrootch]

Speech out of space

[@SlimJhm]

communications of the cosmos

[@TheGiggler333]

Monologue of The Milky Way

[@lithium444]

"Mother I would like to play Voices of the Void" "We have Voices of the Void at home"

[@REM_sheep]

Articulations of the Abyss

[@Qlaid_]

votv already is signal simulator at home

[@uberculex]

@@Qlaid_ Nah, it's got more to do.

[@junipersolis]

@404TVfr This declaration is bereft of any and all jocularity or unconventionality.

[@Qlaid_]

@@uberculex that doesnt change the fact that it is a knockoff. also, sometimes less is more. for example if you put discord cat memes in your game

[@LavenderRebellin]

Signal Simulator 3 (real)

[@DrErikNefarious]

I lost it at the ufo flying SIDEWAYS

[@franthehonest-eyes4883]

-Game gives you a shotgun: OBJECTIVE: S U R V I V E OBJECTIVE: K I L L !!!!!!!

[@ZeroSpawn47]

1:23:34 Joel's logic is that if it's an alien game, it must be a horror game. As if the drunk ass aliens wasn't enough of a hint that this isn't that kind of game.

[@tylernuckles6670]

How do I eat?? *turns on the radio* 😂😂

[@LetustheDragon]

I remember some cartoons in the 90s having an episode about basically the dangers of a credit card...as in "don't use it a lot." I like to think those taught me well about at least not overspending.

[@firebert123]

i always remember the Rocco's Modern Life episode! the huge mall too! And the CA-THUNK of the old school credit card emboss reciept machine

[@tailsfan23new]

Rocko's Modern Life immediately comes to mind!

[@GuruSUPERmaster]

Not even 5 minutes into the game: Finds bug, finds gangsta UFO, pisses the floor. This is going to be a fun stream.

[@Duskaria]

"This game is very early in development, I think" Joey, are you sure this game has STARTED development yet?

[@RickardLejonhjarta]

love how there was a ufo in the first two minutes of the game and jorgle missed it

[@junolysses]

joel talking about ozempic reminded me that ozempic reversed my dad's type 2 diabetes symptoms into type 1 for a brief period (aka he had vision problems, had to piss and drink all the time, etc). its a miracle drug for what it's worth but pretty scary when you think about how little we really know about the long-term side effects. shame its got such a bad stigma through people using it as a weight loss product and nothing else.

[@lazarusrat6159]

I was just cooking up some eggs and I got to thinking- you know what I'd like to watch tonight? Some voices of the void. That would be sweet. This is filling that voices void. Thanks!

[@Noel-vr6ju]

can I have some of your delicious gooey eggs

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

If the food meter depletes so fast, and they already have a pee meter might as well go full Long Ride, SHID BUTTON

[@kreepykitty9401]

Joel trying to play the cursed song made my bunny freak the fuck out

[@eveandaedrul]

o no de bnuuy

[@Bleats_Sinodai]

The sandwich is in the toaster Joel. It's- it's in the t- IT'S IN THE TOASTER

[@Twitch380]

character moves like they are on tipy toes drives me NUTS

[@pogostix6097]

I got a bowl of Kraft dinner and 3 cupcakes, time to watch a Swede loose his goddamn mind over pixellated aliens.

[@patrickloureiro351]

I still can't believe how like 95% of non votv and signal simulator alien games can't resist shoving a flying saucer in your face in like the first 10 minutes of gameplay.

[@SuperWiiBros08]

This is like if Signal Simulator was made by Yandere Dev

[@shelby5809]

too many dog polygons

[@kinnikuboneman]

Bad?

[@TayoEXE]

0:59:00 Of note, though, Joel, sugar free food has its caviats too. If there were no issues, everyone would consume the sugar free stuff. Usually the sweetners tend to have other problems when consumed in high amounts. The best thing you can do is moderation in my opinion. Reduce the frequency of consumption (and replace it with water, etc.).

[@goodboi6540]

I remember someone saying the chemicals they use in diet cola cause dementia

[@silverhammer8464]

Joey your country gave my dad food poisoning

[@dedd2981]

Don't worry it's part of the Swedish experience

[@skeletonorama]

Ze swindish "people" are trying to end your bloodline

[@TylerNovakYT]

That means they've accepted him

[@Zincon48]

Did he sound like Kermit the Frog after he got back?

[@JollyGiant19]

17:47 a sweedesh maen learns table manners

[@Shotgunkjell]

>streamed at 1440p >resolution at 1366x768 joel please get a second monitor

[@vulkanxl]

I don't even think it's about reading chat anymore, more recently he said he has a huge monitor so he prefers to play everything in a tiny window so his eyes has less to look at or something.

[@kinnikuboneman]

Who cares

[@Sherolox]

@@vulkanxl That's so classic joel lol.

[@sp0nge1337]

We ready for some Marcianito tonight!

[@Bunny5-0-1]

Assuming he found a shop glitch only to end up in an insane amount of debt is such a Joel thing to do.

[@ughwdym]

35:55 a Stick RPG stream could be fun, or the second one cuz it's pretty much the same concept but with more in it

[@EmKUltra98]

1:08:19 wow i love Frank Zappa

[@mrpieceofwork]

This is not what I meant when I said VotV and Urge should be ported together...

[@UndeadBeholder]

My new ringtone

[@yesimgamer]

I don't think there will ever be another paranormal encounter game that even comes close to the atmosphere VotV gives.

[@patrickloureiro351]

and the funniest part is that 70% of the reason votv and signal simulator work is just that they don't throw a flying saucer or marcianito at you at like the first 10 minutes of gameplay. The core of alien horror to me is paranoia, uncertainty and the feeling that something is watching you, kinda like what joel talked about with his childhood alien trauma and how "i've seen them now that means they also saw and are aware of me".

[@Requiemes]

wish the dev would remove the wacky monsters though, they don't really fit with the grey aliens genre in my opinion.

[@A-Letter]

​@@RequiemesThere's an ambient mode in the settings that removes down the goofy and keeps the serious core elements of searching for signals only.

[@TheSilly6403]

@oivinfJoel has been playing the game with the funny mode enabled the whole time, it adds the goofy shit like Maxwell

[@osakeleto]

@@Requiemes sadly we have to endure the devs disguised fetishes

[@annoyannoy]

14:49 vaseline gaming

[@Akispark]

I was on the Halo MFC main menu when 5:30 happened and the music fit ridiculously well

[@MsTatakai]

The dog has the sound of Bawu earth spirit from "The story of thor 2/Legend of oasis" sega saturn game =p

[@BulkBoganOfficial]

Marcianito moment

[@anecro]

The UI of this game is what you see right before you die Also I think the dev should've waited before releasing this, this is extremely crispy and no better than 2016 "evil spongebob slenderman" games

[@Artyomann]

Around 20 minutes in and he already bought enough drugs to fall into debt thinking it's an infinite money glitch

[@lorandabos3120]

It really is a glitch and not an intended debt mechanic though, he could technically buy as much of everything as he'd like and the game would just deduct it from his cash.

[@Artyomann]

@@lorandabos3120 he could've gotten it so much negative it would've cycled to 32k (or 2 billions, depends on devs) but it'd take too much time

[@anecro]

It only appears as debt because integer values naturally are able to go into the negatives if your system is this simple and not well-thought. The negative money isn't something they planned for, it's a consequence of how the money is set up with an integer and no other rules.

[@Artyomann]

@@anecro I know, it's a joke

[@teletubism]

Oh yea baby its Joel time!!!

[@futer5107]

im curious how joey would feel if one of these games gave him a gun but it was completely ineffective

[@deathlyfunny9808]

No joke me and my family watched and filmed a ufo flying over our house two different nights

[@j377yb33n]

The moment he mentioned kong strong and i heard the crack, i involuntarily winced

[@davidmiller9619]

Relatable about what Joel said about the whole weight loss thing, thanks for that man...

[@TheBestDoorSkeelz]

I like this lil janky game, I want to see this become a full janky game one day!

[@dreamlandnightmare]

I'm 43 and still have a great metabolism.

[@natezuniga-qd7pe]

It’s like skinwalker ranch but something happens

[@nightshriek420]

I honestly think that if this game gets a multiplayer mode and a few more horror elements, it could be in the same vein as Content Warning and Lethal Company. This game has that charm to it, you know?

[@toothless7849]

Roombas are aliens

[@used103]

Lidl has some of the worst bags, I feel your pain!

[@gaggygiggle8945]

5:45

[@jaideay3003]

I watched Better Call Saul without ever watching Breaking Bad. It definitely stands on its own.

[@TropicalEmperor]

Legendary

[@AzRill5]

Hej Joel! Jag lär mig svenska och din stream från 1 april hjälpte mig mycket! Speciellt med svära :)

[@northuniverse]

Mama Mia

[@tigerfloof]

The word for cursing is svära (svärord, svordom). Förbannelse is the type of cursing a wizard would do, which still totally falls in line with a Joel stream lol

[@McStruggles]

​@@tigerfloofthe magic F-bomb

[@kinnikuboneman]

Jeg kan også bruke google translate

[@kaylistensmusic]

So glad Signal simulator and Votv have changed joey. He used to run screaming from any ufo now hes not baby :)

[@TheKeeperx313]

More voices of the void brother man

[@TakeNoShift]

25:34 Jerma cameo

[@ethancampbell2762]

ufo not real oh help

[@raynightshade8317]

These Aliens must be from Barn Finders

[@christopherbrooksher7538]

Was it blurry for anyone else for a while? Thought something was wrong on my end.

[@mrbye3966]

were you hungry?

[@Prysmatication]

19:24 dat is so crazy!

[@pikmin_79]

🚨Marcianito Alarma 🚨

[@efb1995]

OOH! 1440p! FANCY!

[@andrejadolar8364]

18:48

[@SomeHomesickAlien]

No 2 Aliens having segz in the spaceship. Disappointed

[@liamodynsky4871]

This game was definitely meant for the "PlayStation" mode I think

[@shieldtrigger]

This game falls apart a bit each second, literally me!

[@AR15.666]

This game was a different type if goofy.

[@HoloCatHead]

Endless blasphemy Learn a new curse already

[@WJINTL]

Joel is a silli billi

[@Jester8492]

Man bouta be peak watch

[@Razertas]

Has Joel ever played that game with the piss pollution mechanics? Urge or something it's called?

[@tusterman11]

Alianito time

[@tannerbass7146]

The fact that both Joel and Dev think that the red light is there to DEVELOP the photos is nuts

[@BillytheBob256]

Oi Oi Oi!

[@MaTaMaDia]

why did this video need to be in 1440p

[@tysopiccaso8711]

cause 1080p on youtube these days looks ass, its so compressed

[@Frightenerd]

I used to do it, and would still take loke ketchup or mustard and just pour some directly in my mouth

[@AutumnWind92]

getting unplayable filter when hungry, certified snusk game

[@sgas]

GET A BACKPACKK joeyyyy. Dont scoot without one

[@voxel7176]

i actually got that kong strong drink and this tastes like acid and purple

[@growlie2676]

How does purple have a taste?

[@voxel7176]

i do not know but i kinda like it

[@kinnikuboneman]

​@@growlie2676like red and blue mixed together

[@JakubS]

I recommend you play Signal Simulator - it has the same premise but the game is much more well-made

[@UrsaMinor-69]

Lol yeah

[@growlie2676]

He has actually played Signal Simulator.

[@unit9754]

horseballs game lmfao

[@vindicatelol]

why did he say ufo instead of yyyyfo

[@tripwire3992]

Oh yesss

[@TallTapper]

no way its him

[@incorporealnuance]

the hungry-dog-whine-sfx from this game reminds me of the cuphead parry noise

[@Rahkoi]

Alien 😂

[@TheKeeperx313]

17 minutes ago what upppppppp

[@briceonyoutube7215]

Day 236 of asking Jobel to do a collab with Pewdiepie

[@nilex5818]

But Joel hates swedish people

[@stellarr1]

no

[@MisterPancake778]

Yes

[@roymarshall_]

I like both of them but they are also wildly different people

[@LM-MMM]

pewdiepie would wither in the face of pure, true, snusky swedish talent