[Vinesauce] Joel - Temu Trash ( Part 3 )

[@AnOrrangeShirt]

Joey's mom buying him pizza themed underwear because it's "goofy like him" is adorable

[@purogaming5512]

True

[@suckassmork2972]

Based varg mom

[@prognosticii]

Hide the Pizza

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

That's so sweet haha

[@Mitzi-chan224]

For real! 😂

[@mikoirl]

House Flipper irl, but using solely products found on Temu. Can't wait to live in a house with ripped book cover pngs for posters.

[@dymaxion3988]

Stretched low res among us colouring book wallpaper pattern

That would be awesome irl Collab event idea

[@freedustin]

I'd watch that in 20 minute increments over the course of a week or so.

[@sondreheh5116]

that's just house flipping

[@IcarusExNihilo]

DougDoug did this with Amazon a year ago, video's name is "I let Twitch Chat decorate my new room" the only drawback is it's one of like his 3 streams he tried v tubing out

[@TheBestDoorSkeelz]

Hey Joel, if you by chance read this comment... I have watched only a handful of your streams live, but like many people have enjoyed your videos for over a decade now on KZbin. You're a really great dude that makes a lot of people really happy. Shout outs from me and everybody else who likes to pause your multi-hour long streams about browsing crap websites haha.

[@moh.syafrianabie8899]

I'm glad Joel wasn't poisoned by the raw potato he ate

[@BloodWraith777]

He's played many dozens of hours of TES IV Oblivion, so he's had much virtual experience eating raw potatoes. And maybe he gargled some vodka afterwards.

[@bawbehh]

Vinny is the one who gets poisoned by all his meals joey would be stealing his bit

[@shelby5809]

it cannot even be used in a composter, rendering them completely useless

[@letmecringe]

Yeah, we too. If he would've got poisoned we would've had to fly all the way from NYC to Sweden. All to find out there were no ghosts

[@JacobKinsley]

@@shelby5809 I love that you find articles like this all the time on Minecraft suggestions pages and people are like "every single thing in every video game needs to tie into a mechanic where a number goes up. Mojang should hire me for being a god game designer amongst mere mortals."

[@lithium444]

46:13 I don't understand why people no longer want to use the Nintendo Switch™to dispose of ash and unpleasant smells :( it is so useful

[@growlie2676]

I haven't ever gotten it because it's SOO expensive. I wanted it for Sonic Mania. Did I spell that right?🤔

[@tylerprime9555]

​@@growlie2676yeah you got it right

[@Mighteyes]

Joel leaning into the whole bit with pronouncing things overly Swedish is something I will never stop finding funny as a Swedish person myself

[@Trassel242]

Agreed, it’s one of my favourite things about Joel, and it never stops being funny. As a Swede, our accent sounds pretty stupid in English, and hearing older politicians etc try to speak English can be torture (unless they’re so bad at it that it becomes hilarious).

[@PunishedSpindle300]

Swede here. That shit has single handedly shaped my humor. OJ OJ OJ SVIDISH

[@ericvandenavond8748]

I'm from the US, but I will occasionally find myself pronouncing words in an overly "swedish" pronunciation due to watching too much Joel.

[@ohsqueep]

MOOLSH

[@crackedemerald4930]

Boolbe

[@LM-MMM]

Joey saying "grills" with his swedish accent will never fail to make me laugh

[@rcmate332]

gdills

[@crackedemerald4930]

Greels

[@G-Cole-01]

griils

[@papajons_s]

GRÏLS

[@Auroralights321]

Joel turning the sex toy into the flower from Super Mario Wonder killed me, lmfao.

[@crackedemerald4930]

"love that smell!"

[@easybreezycheesy539]

2:20:54 For those like me who were wondering

[@JacobKinsley]

@@crackedemerald4930 "Love that stench!"

[@maximus4765]

I love these streams. They make me so glad I'm not bad with my money.

[@StephenTheZ]

"When I imagine Americans peeing" wait, wait wait, hold up. Why is Joel thinking about us peeing?

[@AnOrrangeShirt]

You can't be the master of Fecal Funny without thinking a bit about the other bathroom activity

[@RawrFizzy]

​@@AnOrrangeShirtPiss Pleasantries

[@AutumnWind92]

Joey is so obsessed with americans that he thinks of them in every possible situation.

[@barrothontherocks3325]

@@AutumnWind92 he really do be like "so i don't know if americans have these but i bought this flat surface standing on four legs the other day"

[@brennyn]

I'm American and have pissed all over while standing on the hood of a moving Jeep.

[@JetSetDman]

holy shit i saw that "mulch" was next up in the chapter list but i could not have possibly imagined how he would pronounce the word

[@SnowBlnd12]

muelshh

[@aestheticlemon69]

moolch

[@redcomet_622]

Since Temu sells PCs albeit mostly mini ones. Someone should get Joel one of those so he could do a Temu PC Destruction stream. Probably would be alot faster to destroy than a windows or linux pc.

[@davideaezakmi9530]

The PC would catch fire in 30 seconds, that would not be a long stream 😂

[@jeffreyw901]

The mini pc would still run windows or a linux distro, it would just be shit and possibly include spyware.

[@redcomet_622]

@@jeffreyw901 Which is why i think it would be faster to destroy. As it probably wouldnt have any of the protections as a proper pc

[@So1]

@@redcomet_622 + he has not done a windows 11 one yet.

[@AdminAbuse]

albeit

[@musicsheep9816]

I love how Joel looks up Nintendo on Temu and suddenly the Temu starts promoting gay shit in the "Based on your searches" section

[@UnironicScrotumhat]

was about to comment about that myself, hilarious

[@JacobKinsley]

Because you got: animal crossing pastel pink joy con shell kit, we thought you'd like: MegaTration XXXL Three Bangs for your Bum Plug with vibratory attachment

[@CrimsonJacksonD]

"PIPI KAKA LAND" That literally killed me XD

[@shelby5809]

we're adults btw

[@eightcoins4401]

@@shelby5809 no you arent

[@shelby5809]

why am i not an adult? lol@@eightcoins4401

[@TheGreatestTusk]

the sudden enema bulb got me

[@JacobKinsley]

+ 2 to temu

[@BlueChameleon01]

46:26 When Team Rocket uses a gun in their quest to capture Pikachu:

[@et0t]

27:41 love this noise joel makes

[@Duker_Dude]

25:25 FYI the tooth "breaking" was plaque coming off

[@GamayObera]

1:10:01 DVDs were always been there since 1996. Sure, as general data medium, it was outclassed, but for audiovisual stuff, they still are a thing (e.g. GCCX reached on their 20th DVD-Box in December 2023).

[@Kryptnyt]

It's killing me how he's scrolling down and everybody bought the Enema Bulb

[@ProgrammerInProgress]

Gotta make sure your Switch doesn't eat ash

[@thewiseoldfox]

Keep a switch and one of those babies long enough and let it _become_ ash

[@darkdemigod]

de-gummed in the covertorium

[@katsudon2048]

the love machine you meant?

[@TheVengefulEagle]

Edge dead corner sounds like a move in a Tekken game

[@JacobKinsley]

Edge dead corner is what grandma's think red dead redemption is called

[@Brd-wv9io]

This stream was seriously funny. A great way to end 2023

[@growlie2676]

I'm watching in 2024!

[@Auroralights321]

@@growlie2676 Same.

[@datashe]

@@growlie2676 NO VEY!1!!

[@jaywilde1454]

JOEL YOU"RE NOT LIVE BUT PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT THE TOOTH BREAKING, OMG

[@williamkarlsson785]

Ahahah. It aint that bad

[@demonindenim]

btw it aint actual tooth lol that's just dental calculus; a buildup of plaque

[@crackedemerald4930]

My man got that stoothlagmite

[@nekomimicatears]

​@@demonindenimdental mathematics

[@JacobKinsley]

@@demonindenim dental differentiation

[@That-one-guy-named-Neo]

The toothbrush brand name is literally Beedle screaming "I-YHAYA"

[@k0np3it0]

25:56 THAT IS TOMS DINER JOEL

[@ikushuka]

2:23:06 "You don't see that everyday!"

[@grizzlydino]

5:49-6:04 This sounds like lyrics to a weird song you find on KZbin in 2009 with barely any views.

[@shr00mski]

Never have I thought that watching a Swedish man learning about mulch for the first time would be so entertaining

[@JacobKinsley]

I love the idea of a temu seller scamming like a real life witch who's actually able to cast real spells and perform rituals that work and shit, and the witch casts a spell on the seller and they're like "wow lots of money from scamming people! But... Oh... Ugh... My head..." and they fall mysteriously ill

[@compdddd]

Loving the Temu vids!

[@Flow764]

My mom bought a jigsaw puzzle from Temu and was pretty satisfied with it

[@why7189]

14:54 the mechanic i went to literally had this on the toilet when i used their restroom. I thought it was yes man from new vegas too lmao

[@wakkuwakkuwakku]

46:20 LOVE MACHINE!!

[@tealmuchwow]

18:38 "YAYA NOW GO SERVE ZOSE BURGERS RITE NOW"

[@PikachuYoshiPines164]

“My buns are very toasty”

[@tealmuchwow]

@@PikachuYoshiPines164"And melt ze cheese.. oW"

[@PikachuYoshiPines164]

@@tealmuchwow “Sweep the floors!”

[@nocomment9532]

12:22 The pee is stored in the urn

[@kprojectskurt]

No more eating ashes

[@crakhaed]

Only asses

[@northuniverse]

It is time to enter dumpster.

[@augerz4185]

IM GONNA FINNA BLOW 1:16

[@joelikespotatoes8321]

13:00 why are you laughing Joel. How do you expect us to mark our territory?

[@BloodWraith777]

14:40 Yes Man's and the Nick Jr. Face's cousin, Mr. Toilet.

[@LogiMack]

Unkle jobel bought me an temu ps5 for christmas this year. Ty for the nes

[@GingerJack.]

deff an upgrade

[@JacobKinsley]

The ps5 with games ❗ ❗ ❗

[@beardguybadass]

Joel's Spanish reading is surprisingly great. Well done Joey, A+ in Spanish today!

[@Fighting.Flower]

I first learned about mulch thanks to Pokémon X and proceeded to never look into mulch further than that.

[@TallTapper]

the temu virus

[@206hxcx]

gamer veed only $3.50? temu pack be hit different tho bussin fam!!! where are my eyes

[@maplebrownsgr]

joel's pronunciation of "mulch" has me in tears

[@TheScrootch]

I hate it when my love machine eats ash

[@ender_lord77]

38:52 I WAS EATING💀

[@frannielmartinez]

THE ENEMA LEFTOVERS

[@kxte333]

Joel laughed at my comment at 1:04:25 my day was made

[@monoabstract]

jonkel :)

[@skogen5357]

Unkel Jonkel

[@thiccyosh]

Jonkel Unkel has a stronkel :)

[@themac6356]

Your comment translates to “eat :)”

[@Robbie06261995]

I feel like those acrylic Switch "dust covers" would cook it so fast. No way the cable slits would be enough to keep the air around it cool.

[@smivan.]

Harvest Dawn is the perfect soundtrack to Temu shenanigans.

[@Dogy0909]

I have mao disease

[@Mitzi-chan224]

You have cat disease? What? lol

[@yoshietakayama]

@@Mitzi-chan224 only real jobel fans suffer from the mao disease

[@phili.9304]

2:20:24 who's gonna tell joel about the smeech from Mario Galaxy?

[@Auroralights321]

Aww man what a missed opportunity to have told him in the stream. I forgot about Smeech lol

[@lordmarshmal_0643]

Every time I hear that damn Blast Corps song I can't help but think about how Canada is apparently the largest Eurodance market outside of Europe (If you know you know)

[@SomeCuteCat]

South mansion. Wrong album, but you know.

[@powdgaze]

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT (WHO, WHO, WHO WHO WHO)

[@shiethegal]

You know it's going to be a good one when Joel's laughing not even a full minute into the video.

[@Lishadra]

Every time he reads out a chat suggestion that’s a thing I enjoy like “Optimus Prime” or “Godzilla” I get so excited for a second

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

_"Were it SO easy..."_

[@christinablixthenningsson3529]

13:43 joel sounds like arthur morgan talking about toilets

[@Dylanquinn666]

Lugini, I don'ta feel so good

[@majestik_moose]

Holy fuck that listing for the enema said "intestine cleaner". What the fuck it should not go that far.

[@TropicalEmperor]

Mario in the beginning

[@mrbye3966]

the enema "purifies water"? im scared..

[@JacobKinsley]

Temu is like the dubai of amazon.

[@wheezus2000]

My cousin plays a lot of NHL 24, now I'm imagining that its entirely possible he played an online match with Joel dad

[@LehySnek]

Joel on niin perrrrrkele, jumalauta

[@barrothontherocks3325]

nothing could possibly go wrong placing your switch that gets hot inside of a tiny enclosed space

[@vvitchblade]

Can someone PLEASE tell me the DK song at 1:05? I haven't heard it in forever and I'm losing my mind.

[@frannielmartinez]

Donkey Kong 64 - Frantic Factory

[@vvitchblade]

Thank you! @@frannielmartinez

[@JacobKinsley]

The way temu works for computer parts and stuff is basically if you're building 200 computers to sell to naive children for a shit ton of money you don't care whether it's 3 dollars, 10 dollars, or 15 dollars, as long as the specs are close enough for the price you'll order 400 of them and if 50 of them don't work you'd still have 175 computers to sell while you wait for those last 50 to be replaced.

[@TheChoclateNinja]

"why the fuck would they store their pee, it's the land of the free! you know?"

[@rustydean772]

Always good to hear 💣 man 64 music :)

[@Vivvyboy]

What is the song at 45:30 ? Sounds similar to B-K but funky, I must know what it's from

[@stu9282]

Blast Corps on n64

[@Vivvyboy]

Thank you!

[@Arvacondria]

someone needs to tell joel about the company that makes actual skull shaped toilets

[@CptDuck]

We need joel to explore asian market place like Lazada, bilibili, shopee, etc..

[@TalkingFIower]

IS THAT ME??

[@themac6356]

Anyone know what the bop beginning at 1:00:26 is?

[@totinobendy]

1:00:26 whats the music that starts here

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

1:54:59 Yo it’s the bootleg Garfield toy! :D We love Ugly Fat Cat Plush Toy

[@Churdizard]

Real shit get a mechanical toothbrush and use it morning and night. You don't get new teeth for free. At 25:40 the chunk of crap that got broken off is plaque. If you dont break it off that crap will get into your veins.

[@matheusmarra7711]

What is the music in 6:38? I remember playing a game with this song

[@growlie2676]

🎉Physical Media 🎉

[@TheAnxiousOwl]

100!!! gimme pizza now, joel I demand it

[@saiche100]

the switch dock dust cover sounds like a good idea BUT WHY DID THEY CALL IT A LOVE MACHINE????

[@fussanchez2716]

24:00 tom’s diner remix in a video of a temu teeth cleaning apparatus - wat??

[@OtakuGamerYumi]

13:47 To be fair, my dad lately keeps saying he wishes he could just pee out the front door. I was thinking maybe he's just getting weird with age, but now I'm wondering if it is an American thing

[@BlastKetchup]

I wish tooo

[@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS]

joel: frustrated at banana cutters because cutting bananas is easy, but also impressed by a soda can opener...

[@antoniothegr8601]

I could get a million guesses of how this video would start, I dunno of bootleg destroyed Mario would be the start

[@crackedemerald4930]

9:46 TOILET FLESHLIGHT????

[@crackedemerald4930]

ROTTEN WOMB???????

[@colerugh6855]

search chlorine dioxide :)

[@stuart_skinhurts_official]

Shoutout to Joel's dad

[@littlevillainenthusiast]

27:37 sillicone enayma rrrrrrrrectum syringe

[@crescentfreshsongs]

"Switch no longer eats ash" should be an international headline. The world needs to commemorate the day that the Switch stopped eating ash.

[@tacenda_loon]

Temu poo poo

[@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS]

lul gotta love the random deicide dvd in the collection

[@dillon1012]

shoutout to Fecal72 at 31:05

[@PsychoticFemboySlvt]

The switch doesn't eat ash anymore? Damn thats disappointing. My name is Ash

[@JuKii7]

joel speaking polish gives me life

[@Gustoberg]

as someone from gen z, I'll begin to sell pirated dvds of my favorite tv shows that were purged from streaming (I'm so mad infinity train got cut short and purged even from dvds)

[@2doot]

25:47 is it really a Temu Trash stream of Joel doesn't clown the awful cover songs used In these questionable product videos?

[@squidiskool]

what's the music he used?

[@RamblingGreek]

37:00 what music is this?