[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows 10 Destruction

Microsoft rolls out their latest OS, and with that there's a whole new generation of toolbars and viruses waiting. In fact, it seems Microsoft has been taking notes from a certain familiar "personal assistant". Off to the internet we go, strap in.
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Special thanks to Danooct1 for offering to help out with the viruses featured in the video.
Also special thanks to Leurak for making the best virus ever,

[@granddadjoel6129]

*"You'll have sex tonight"* *Game show music plays* Im crying

[@ereince]

Mayuri Sama Minecraft Sex Porn

[@VanillaTheFoxx]

no nonononono REGREET REGREET

[@Detroix95]

Windows is in dangeir Because: You'll have sex tonight

[@isteamyi688]

I died at that part. 😂🤣🤣😆😆

[@LocalHolehead]

@Toxin You mean..... *The Pussy is Right* :3

[@iziwings5363]

Joel when are you doing windows 11 destruction.

[@Darticus42]

*sad music plays*

[@Chr0niteVID]

It's gonna be Windows 12

[@Drawsome_209]

probably windows 20

[@niggapendeluxe1682]

In 2 years

[@lilwyvern4]

Windows 3.0 Destruction wouldn't be very doable because you wouldn't be able to really get online with it to fuck it up.

[@fizzydog9249]

7 years later and the way the cropped video lines up at 9:34 just right to show $1 and Joel saying "ONE DOLLAR!" still makes me laugh every single time.

[@mr.contentlyso6485]

I quote that shit everyday 😭😭

[@kickstand2407]

Can you believe it? NO

[@noanime5762]

I like how he did this so much youtube auto-created a game called Destruction

[@NotJohnTanner]

Your pfp is sus

[@Nocturne61]

@@NotJohnTanner Your comedy is stale.

[@NotJohnTanner]

@@Nocturne61 thanks i already know that

[@tnrproductions1231]

I noticed that wtf

[@hiimemily]

@iurnmen Sounds like a shitty death metal band, they'd probably have a legible logo.

[@microsoftcortana9460]

I don't think I can help you with that.

[@discduderules]

Microsoft Cortana Who's been drawing dicks

[@Kuwassu]

Do you love me? :O

[@NinNin404]

Cortana is shit. SIRI FTW BITCHES!

[@joe6go]

Microsoft Cortana are you related to bonzai buddy?

[@IVR02]

Good evening, *EXPAND DONG*!

[@BonziBUDDY]

That's right fucker. Cortana is my daughter taking the family job.

[@Oldschoolgamer13]

BonziBUDDY Hey 🅱eter.

[@void_tex]

Yes Elmo from Sesame Street

[@lapisdapis1438]

BonziBUDDY she'll choose het

[@prycwrn]

and who's your wife...

[@navc8522]

Siri.

[@opalrose2002]

The way he says “windows is in danger” makes me die laughing every time

[@bluedogz1624]

*vhindoes is in dangaer*

[@adamdenardis5438]

Or how about "TWO PELICANS"

[@Nocturne61]

IT’S GOT PIG NOISES?!

[@JetFalcon710]

3:23

[@AshNololblu-yn7hk]

vhindos is en daynjher

[@deadturret4049]

Can we just appreciate that despite everything, windows defender still tried to fix things. Underappreciated hero of windows destruction

[@VikingArelius]

Like it's amazing how good Defender is nowadays. I've got another antivirus program installed on my system but it rarely finds any issues. Namely I don't usually get into crusty, suspicious files but if I do, Defender usually catches it.

[@ExaltedUriel]

@@VikingArelius For all the rightful shit people give Windows and Microsoft, Windows Defender is legit. Honestly glad we're past the days where people paid for garbage like McAfee and Norton, lol

[@deep_sea_creature99999]

i can just imagine windows defender saying ''I CAN STILL FIX THIS'' while the entire system is FLOODED with malware

[@Detlaff_Official]

​@@deep_sea_creature99999Windows Defender: "I can fix him."

[@mohawk1010]

​@@ExaltedUrielas someone who unfortunately had mcaffe preinstalled on a windows 7 computer at a age where i wouldnt know how to remove it yes

[@bonzibuddy2349]

You can run but you can't hide. I'm coming.

[@topaz7462]

Bonzi BUDDY OH SHIT

[@ireallydontlikealotofstuff4536]

*_E x p a n d D o n g_*

[@user-fs9xk1mm2l]

Cortana BonziBuddy oh no cortana what have you done mincrosoft

[@Blaze5857]

do you know expand dong?

[@youjustgothacked1168]

Yes

[@verticalpug2026]

That moment of regret when he said "minecraft sex porn" is hilarious

[@user-hr8rc1of3x]

minecraft p*** is a real thing

[@verticalpug2026]

@@user-hr8rc1of3x i know

[@Mikhail_Malekov935]

@@user-hr8rc1of3x yes, and it's not as bad as you might think.

[@nootaboot7042]

Joel:”I heard it does something when you put in Minecraft” “M I n e c r a f t s e x p o r n”

[@nootaboot7042]

@cacacae10_ RBLX ill rewatch it later and tell you the timestamp

[@Hedgehogfanatic2006]

3:46 Windows Police: "Your system is at risk." **Kills pigs**

[@poble]

“IT- IT’S GOT PIG NOISES!? WHAT!?”

[@gnuzwo1lk909]

@@poble *laughs continuously*

[@radioactiveApparition]

@sprinkls okay, my- my computer window broke. smashed!

[@ndrew_B]

@@radioactiveApparition Anyway lets go on the internet again and find some weird shit- oh. 41 infections found?

[@rintherenerous]

@@ndrew_B nah, I don- nah usnsikoanus *spit*

[@Marlyjade]

I would like to remind everybody that Cortana was named after the AI that ends up getting corrupted in Halo. You know the Cortana that you spent all your time with who was super sweet and really nice and then all of a sudden she becomes a psychopath who wants to take over the world. Yeah Microsoft owns Halo and Cortana was named after *that* Cortana. Now imagine how I felt after I realized that when I got my computer and it had Cortana on it.

[@RepublicOfUs]

To be fair, this program was developed *before* Cortana's heel-turn in the games.

[@Marlyjade]

@@RepublicOfUs which low key makes it funnier to me

[@filmandfirearms]

It has the same voice actress, too. It's literally just Cortana

[@Duskaria]

Who gives a fuck about that shit game series

[@Drawsome_209]

death battle : Bonzi Buddy vs Cortana

[@tannerpenny8240]

You sir, are a genius. Someone needs to make this happen.

[@tom_the_bandicoot4595]

+kjftehstarman 64 cortana gave me a sukk

[@thefox17906]

Gorillaz Fan?

[@Drawsome_209]

james ledger yes

[@thefox17906]

Same, favourite song?

[@bensweetser7647]

"Minecraft sex porn NONONONO" I died

[@Deathninja5551]

Same

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

more like KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW

[@berrybear4383]

someone needs to make a GIF of that

[@regularflurfy8174]

regret regret regret

[@caspiantimothy6834]

same

[@noorspetsialist5547]

2:15 Due to Joel cutting out the Bonzi Buddy part, the English subtitles weren't refreshed and now has a 10 second delay xd.

[@cat1554]

Why did he

[@TubbyFatfrick]

@@cat1554 He got DMCAd, iirc.

[@cubechan1938]

So can they fix it, now?

[@DJStuiter]

​@@cubechan1938no

[@siltstridersftw]

Just saw that and the subtitles glitched out, lol

[@saltwaterfish6043]

Windows 10: *literally trying its hardest to alert Joel that he has over 41 viruses downloaded and is gonna destroy the pc* Joel: Oh is that a- OH LOOK AT THAT CAT!

[@Daveaintreal]

ADHD problems. Idk if Joel has ADHD, but seeing him so distracted from imminent danger by such stupid things is a mood

[@dracaroni.n.cheese]

I love how he says “two pelicans”

[@ivyswhatever2869]

It needs to be a song

[@equal7752]

t o o p e l i k e n s

[@shockd5545]

Two pellekans

[@weevilwizarddotmusic9711]

two peLi CaNS

[@tobiasfriedchicken]

Too pelleycans

[@gubberfuck]

3:36 Windows police? *D o n ' t R u n*

[@giuspystardust8139]

Why are you running?!

[@andrewbarden7672]

They know what he look for on contana for minecraft

[@henrinta]

Re

[@mrmemes7883]

Congratulations. You are being rescued. *please do not resist.*

[@VSink7631]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aISYZmycnp5kn6M

[@fatbutterimp4166]

For anyone who wants to know, the theme at 12:06 is the oracle from secret of mana

[@battlekirby]

thank you.

[@MYLAR.]

tysm

[@arrontheprotogen9276]

Thx

[@fdsajfldaskjf]

My brother in Christ I thank you for this.

[@BeanieGoth]

i love you

[@ult6492kdg]

9:56 The search history of an average 12 year old

[@abelincoln3678]

9:56 Joel saying "Minecraft sex porn" is one of the best things I've ever heard.

[@bird-war]

Lol

[@christinebradley4601]

Then he was freaking out and trying to abort the mission

[@neproh]

*_No, nonononono! Regret, regret_*

[@Can0pener]

Why was he so worried?

[@vulfura]

Resolve All because Minecraft sex porn

[@39peevedturtles19]

i love how joel has the bonzi buddy description memorized to the point that he recognized microsoft used the same damn wording

[@DJ-Tekkuneon]

Yep🗿

[@teguenjoyer3842]

@@DJ-Tekkuneon Yo, Angelo

[@knockybunz]

It’s engraved into his memory, forever haunting him

[@adminfatballs1fan282]

You Have Been Bruhe'd i hear a jojo reference

[@gravyboi171]

No. It cut the part that shows him looking up bonzi buddy wiki

[@ProfessorHeavy1]

4:32 is a hilarious edit, he's just having fun and it's just blaring an alarm in the background.

[@bugfriendz]

and to think, windows defender is now an actually competent antivirus. how time flies.

[@humter]

Most effective methods of execution: Electric chair Lethal injection Firing squad _”Lemon” “Milk”_

[@citrusrobber]

fun fact: Lemon Milk is the name of a font.

[@artyoshka]

Clicking the Mel Gibson 100 times

[@Hedgehogfanatic2006]

Pig killers

[@featherycoffee1401]

Lemon

[@crabking9223]

I'm still curious, what does "lemon" "milk" mean

[@CertifiedNEETClassic]

>Make yourself look big. >Punch mountain lion in the nose. Quality

[@mihaelkYeah]

More like >Make yourself look big >[LetsGetItOn.mp3]

[@CertifiedNEETClassic]

>Remind the mountain lion he doesn't get to bring friends.

[@theSato]

ay, what's the name of that Panda? I swear I knew once and it's driving me crazy.

[@mihaelkYeah]

Sato​​ I think her name is Luna. I'm not quite sure. I believe I know the artist though, and if I'm right it's SciFiJackRabbit.

[@theSato]

Jun :v Thaaaankyou

[@MrDanno]

I never understood the “milk” ice and the “lemon” ice bit until now... it isn’t milk or lemon at all... I am a fucking twenty year old nimrod.

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

pee pee coom coom

[@raimarafiq6853]

me too dude. I used to be like "I mean sure, ice cubes made of milk are kinda gross, but isn't this overreacting?"

[@thatitalianlameguy2235]

The guy joel stopped at was probably a kid too, since he asked about milk percentage and talked like he didn't understand what "milk" was, poor innocent youth...

[@matcha6710]

"milk" ice doesn't sound that bad, but "lemon" ice sounds disgusting

[@bustingdogarchive4240]

@@matcha6710 both sound yum

[@itisyarb]

It's so strange to watch a Joel video from the past, his English has improved so much since he started.

[@goldenzeroeh9573]

*_$ O N E D O L L A R . $_*

[@Cramslor]

What kind of income is going to set you free?

[@ultsppi9262]

Forrest Millsap O N E D O L L A R .

[@Cramslor]

How much money do you need to buy all the things you've ever wanted?

[@ultsppi9262]

@@Cramslor Uno dollar.

[@antioriginalityguy]

O N E D O L L A R

[@___aZa___]

"your computer might be at risk" -"NO SHIT!!!" xDDD

[@Testcat]

Stop! You have violated the law.

[@madelyncosme9121]

Testcat

[@david-rc3xw]

Testcat *CEASE*

[@rainxa]

"xDDD" please no

[@Ludooy.]

9:30 I wheezed so hard lmao "1$?"

[@T3H_C0SM1C_SP4RT4N]

I like to imagine the bank account just says $1.02

[@gonzotrash]

I cant believe this was 7 YEARS AGO

[@Stolskai]

I punished my old computer for its shitty internet issues with the MEMZ virus, best experience I ever had

[@drewstephenson8346]

Geld Snivy Well done, sounds fun

[@deathpawn9]

Geld Snivy calling bullshit considering the maker didn't make it available afaik

[@Stolskai]

Boat - Do research before you comment please, I've seen school computers out of order from this virus

[@smasher4914]

i should do that to my old laptop when i get a new one.

[@Cobalt985]

install linux

[@visibleconfusion9894]

so if you want to escape an animal just T-Pose

[@milkforever]

And then... ¿then?

[@abritinspace]

and a monolith

[@rosevans]

Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? You have achieved your dream.

[@pickypath246]

Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? Why do people who try get nothing but you have fucking 8,000 subscribers

[@egglisboingo335]

You have to show dominance

[@doyaret6664]

8:56 Ad : How much money do you want to be making? Joel : *1 Dollar*

[@workthatsuckertodeath]

joel saying "lemon mixed with milk" will both make me laugh and lose faith in humanity every time

[@AnimalMechanicalsMouseFast]

Killing

[@devinlightbody6017]

The captions are messed up after Cortana is revealed, just a lil note.

[@andodide]

It had a little section they somehow removed, probably because of copyright

[@lilowleelani]

andodide ooooooo that’s why it was cut there.

[@Raoul1808.]

It's sad it got removed This moment was the best of the video

[@AgungParamtapa123]

Music copyright, I assume. Can prevent monetization on videos that have that. The subtitle needs to be updated, that's for sure.

[@aleksandur240]

there was a comparison between them and a cool edit, which used a copyrighted song that was removed a month or two ago along with the part, and the captions arent updated.

[@KONODIODA]

Is anyone gonna mention that joel searched "Internet explorer anime"

[@I_love_dr_stone]

They did actually try making an anime mascot a while ago

[@joshuakorynta3385]

@@I_love_dr_stone the manga is more of a 4-Koma though

[@bowsmed]

you say that as if you wouldn't watch an anime about Internet Explorer

[@Crazylom]

Hat Mi

[@averagebritishguy7082]

@@bowsmed Would you? kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHm3hp98bLN0aNE

[@bushkasounds9042]

him: "Look AT THE CAT!" windows: A threat has entered your computer

[@marianogamer6261]

7:08 hold the hampter

[@Pyroscity]

Hold him gently like a hamburger

[@andyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

@@PyroscityAnd eat it

[@PanzerMan332]

So we just gonna pretend we never saw that "I gave milk ice to my *younger cousin* " thing? Alright.

[@mikehunt4830]

It's best to just pretend we never saw it

[@TweekLudwig]

I'm scared, especially since that's an old comment.. from like 2007.. It's 2019... *Oh no..*

[@matti.8465]

Is that whole forum sexual or is it actually people who just like to eat ice? I really don't know

[@jonahj9519]

The next line mentioned 1% and 2% milk, so I’m gonna hold onto the hope that it’s milk and not “milk.”

[@BeanieGoth]

*_SWEET HOME ALABAMA-_*

[@scumsynth]

its been literal years and i never noticed until now that "milk" ice dude's name is *Icemeat* but noticing that single extra little detail has immediately taken a decade off of my lifespan

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

glitterb0mb i don’t get it

[@Sampledcape5333]

@@jimmyelkordy3752 you don't want too

[@yuggoth777]

Yeow

[@elycegrimes7205]

@Reaper42 hey kakyoin

[@abandonedchannel909]

What the fuck

[@gorchillatheman-gorilla438]

"Windows is in ðãñgêrrèè" -- Joot

[@sleepjoy8221]

I love how his computer just fucking melts at the end

[@Rav_Ram]

does "milk" mean what I think it means?

[@jennablank3416]

;)

[@EddieBurke]

S U C C

[@cr4shmycar118]

+Eddie Burke S U C C. M Y. S U C C

[@dragan2324]

ohhhhhhh no..... no no no no... wait what he gave it to his younger cous-AHHH

[@EddieBurke]

+Dragan232 my younger cousin "chewed my ice" if you know what I mean

[@trojanforfurries2383]

That MEMZ virus is legit scary. Like, holy shit.

[@WilliamRobertHixon]

Ripple dont worry, its master Leurak made a tutorial on how to stop it.

[@spoxx1802]

It's luckily a joke virus. The new versions now search stuff like "How to make dank memes" instead of "How to buy weed".

[@slicknick8598]

Well, the memz virus was meant to be downloaded with your knowledge of understanding what you're getting into

[@TunnelDragon44]

Fortunately, it can only destroy your computer if you run it. It's really just a fun way of putting down a computer that you don't want anymore and want to obliterate for security reasons, or in advanced cases, to send to one of those scammers that calls you and remotes into your computer. You need to know exactly what you're doing in order to do that though.

[@bosstrash8461]

TunnelDragon44 i need to see that happen now

[@YeetZmeN]

10:00 for some reason those 2 seconds of Joel saying “Regret, regret!” live rent-free in my head and I quote it regularly.

[@Hiushisan]

Joel messing with the wallpaper is literally some of most entertaining stuff in these.

[@fauxvvounds]

moral of the story: T-Pose when you see a mountain lion

[@viridian6812]

"ScaredShitless.ani not found"

[@ghettogecko7995]

Then punch it

[@posthistoricdino422]

They were right when they said tpose for dominance

[@zabloinksliu1688]

Understandable, have a nice day

[@big_succ9669]

dog does sucky fanart I did that to a deer 3 days ago in camp

[@S_--]

When I heard " 'Lemon' mixed with 'milk' " My head contracted into my body and I gained 19 deseases and started to bleed from my eyes.

[@Chrishum]

Same

[@Crazylom]

Being immune to the shit of the internet hell gives me fear

[@S_--]

@@prdgy6578 yes, "lemon" mixed with "milk" And a not too well cooked bat

[@S_--]

@@prdgy6578 ah yes, sorry

[@AA-wr5kh]

Spooky

[@The_D_ray]

10:42 I can't help but imagine Joel as the guy in the background asking that.

[@thebelovedlion2208]

9:50 “I’ve heard that if you ask her Minecraft questions, it does something different.” “Minecraft Sex Porn-NO, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO, REGRET REGRET. NO! NO! NO! NO! NO-[laughing]!!”

[@CameronWasmund]

If you speak swedish to Cortana she'll write you a new Chainsmokers song.

[@choonky]

I speak swedish lol

[@succ6983]

No Name fan!

[@choonky]

Vänta är du svensk? (Wait do you speak swedish?)

[@Minty_Mentos_]

Lol

[@daanmollema6366]

VÄNTÄ

[@abbuzarr1605]

_* windows is in danger*_

[@johnnygreenface4195]

ABBU III don't hurt him

[@jamie8069]

ABBU III *w e e n d o h s e e s e e n d a n g e r*

[@cloroxbleach77]

*_WINDOWS IS IN DANGER_*

[@thetrueamerican707]

ABBU III *dangare* 😉

[@lemonconsumption]

ABBU III is in danger

[@user-wu8qq3pc3j]

i was today days old that i realized thats inverted colour bonzi buddy in the thumbnail

[@Yagoshi300]

4:21 = MIDI Mario Hell Flashbacks

[@stef5479]

"M I N E C R A F T__S E X__P O R N"

[@chrisphil510]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Regret, Regret!

[@nathanbtw4439]

cambreaKer: .webm.exe

[@nissanv1663]

"double click" >search in google "click"

[@SamSam065]

@@chrisphil510 *_-M I N E C R A F T-_*

[@NebulaOldChannel]

9:56

[@someoneman4393]

The MEMZ trojan at the end reminded me of some nightmares I had as a kid where my computer would get a virus that plays loud music and takes away control from the mouse and keyboard.

[@controlleronahanger]

>computer gets trashed by memz >nyan cat plays how is the nyan cat thing not getting affected by the trojan

[@futureflea3917]

That sounds dreadfull

[@blurengo]

Pure quality ear rape

[@zanjinbutrem2276]

Jacen Hale memes never die. They are only forgotten.

[@heckles5866]

Someoneman i had the exact same nightmares!

[@re3r]

8:59 Joel stuck in Venezuela!?!?😳

[@SoMSoMreal]

Oh no not jobel

[@adamdenardis5438]

I love how the Cortana bit ended up becoming a great animation.

[@purplesam2609]

T-Pose to assert your dominance over the mountain lion

[@FascistTrex]

Then punch it

[@satan2583]

t pose to be eaten by rumia then get asserted over by rumia

[@reginangel_official]

('_') T

[@phohou]

I like how to person make the captions just puts "I don't speak Swedish"

[@Amazingalex-vv8xt]

You mean I like how “THE” person “THAT” makes the caption just puts “I don’t speak Swedish

[@Fuji086]

How how badly they caused it to lag.

[@shr00mski]

for reference joel said “vill du äta surströmming på min erotiska fula kuk?” aka “will you eat sour herring on my erotic, ugly cock” 😂

[@smolfrenchtoast9799]

@@shr00mski did he really say that holy shit- 😂😂😂😏

[@tysonjq]

2:08 "Every copy of Cortana is personalized."

[@badgmodmovies3775]

who else is waiting patiently for windows 11 destruction soon?

[@venz0h420]

me

[@scrimbo5794]

RIP Joel, Friend-zoned by a computer since 2016.

[@shakirashipslied9721]

Prod. Kuso That was a lie

[@andrewdonnell4093]

But what if Joel was not kill? **rewind sound**

[@audixas1]

I would love a stream where Joel just explores random parts of the internet.

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

I think he'd be too affraid of finding by porn by accident.

[@TestCrafted]

same

[@CeaseCrismon]

You shouldn't stream it because 1, yeah, the porn stuff, and 2, if you record it, you can edit out any graphic/gore stuff.

[@TestCrafted]

Cease Crismon ^^

[@audixas1]

Cease Crismon Well, he could make a video instead, I don't care.

[@dougiebell9944]

12:28 my grandma’s computer when she clicks a scam email.

[@alwinwinter1645]

I find it funny how Joel thinks they really programmed every single response Cortana could ever give even though she simply says "I don't think I csn help you with that" if she doesn't understand the question

[@JeremyBX]

*8:04** Tposing, before it was considered humorous*

[@ImaginationMeme]

It was never funny

[@bombtastic2952]

@@ImaginationMeme it was but then fortnite put it in

[@mrwheatthins2413]

T posing was a meme for years thanks to Gmod, it just didn't become mainstream until last year

[@pancake5015]

Jeremy Boateng it was funny until 3 year old fortnite players started doing it everywhere.

[@RFNO]

*"yOu'lL HaVe sEcc ToOnItE"*

[@ox9594]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@jemoeder7327]

Google really knows everything these days..

[@Vista-hv6ej]

RFNO You'll have secc tonight

[@AzureQuality]

yOu'lL HaVe sUcC ToOnItE

[@Nico-uy2so]

I read that right when it said it in the vid lol

[@battleboy2820]

Still waiting for Windows 11 destruction

[@noellewastaken]

I can’t wait for Windows 11 Destruction

[@tungsten721]

absolutely OBSESSED with the way joel says 'pelicans'

[@kyuwoo.]

Gutas frogesatnch

[@piggi5xtheawesome973]

peli cans

[@cdojwolfey9290]

2 PelicAns

[@SuperNoahPlushes]

*too pelicahns*

[@MYLAR.]

pellycans

[@luminism]

*How much money do you want to be making?* One dollar. *Really think about that.* One dollar. *What kind of level of income is going to set you free?* One dollar. *How much money do you need to buy all the things you've ever wanted?* One dollar.

[@lightfeather2825]

Lüminism i

[@ThatYellowCat]

*Prepare for changes.. BIG CHANGES* One dollar!

[@vera4737]

TYC That's by far the best part.

[@sherrybasham6921]

Lüminism O N E D O L L A R !

[@classified5027]

Lüminism Mark Zuckerberg?

[@MovieEggman]

Can’t wait for Windows 11 Destruction

[@ackthegreat6697]

Imo the if you delete the "cortana = bonzi" buildup its kinda funnier

[@mariokart3456]

Your system is at risk!- *pig noise*

[@GhostLink92]

Sounded more like Raptors.

[@whatcomesnext2422]

*raptor.wav*

[@dumbgayenby]

mariokart3456 Shane Dawson WHO

[@SomeBlokeOrWhatever]

All Windows Polices are Pigs.

[@bobseeee]

555 Likes Omg I Witnesssesessed That

[@GhostLink92]

"How to nuke the entire Human Race" Pretty sure she's gonna try to in Halo 6.

[@nksdfsdbfkjbsajdfsdfugsakd99]

Nope. She already tried in Halo 5.

[@jameswood6669]

Wait, who are you talking about? Joel is a guy.

[@jameswood6669]

O wait Cortana now I get it

[@Inkaloo]

FBI Be Like Wtf Even.

[@mrthediabitic449]

I like how windows defender risks notifications and he just ignored them XD

[@professionalneet5820]

Imagine how many people must know where joel lives, like seriously.

[@fadingintogames8278]

3:23 *Windos is in daingeir*

[@azulhidalgoherrera2845]

Vindos seeseen daenjeyre

[@omnitone]

RetroKirby Gaming thanks for this timestamp.

[@inverted9998]

THE jake360 there’s a clip for that :)

[@omnitone]

Teletext link pls

[@omnitone]

Teletext nvm i found it

[@AwesumIndustrys]

I want my steak dinner, James Farley.

[@StafkiGTN]

The English captions on this video have been desynced for years and nobody has ever fixed it I am FURIOUS

[@sypheur27]

Cant wait for windows 11 destruction

[@DankUraniumYT]

Same

[@dylangreen192]

8:00 T-pose to assert dominance

[@xxfatal_playzxx4671]

Dylan Green *WEAR A BIG ASS COAT*

[@ChaseMC215]

More like Act as a tree

[@NapkinDictator]

This was ahead of its time

[@usagi585]

**CORTANZI BUDDY**

[@tysoncross2260]

Oh God dammit

[@splattim3180]

i'm going to have to ask you to stop right there

[@atomic_wanderer2125]

Cursed

[@michaelrosa9593]

Big fat fuck you buddy!

[@aidangordon2713]

*Halo 5 ending intensifies*

[@missjuliepenguin]

ooh, so this is how sex in minecraft was created. thanks jobel

[@DeezBoe]

I can't wait for windows 11 destruction

[@RadRobbie]

What the hell was on Joel's mind when he splurted out "Minecraft sex porn?"

[@ThatOneGentalmen]

I think a channel called futuristichub makes that stuff

[@mineskullhd2692]

Welcome to the Internet

[@cursedkevin]

know know know know know know know know know know know know

[@Deathninja5551]

He was thinking of the beginning of the stream. And those hamsters...

[@georgebamber6871]

it exists on KZbin

[@inanothercastlethederpinat6766]

O N E D O L L A R

[@newcristianhabean5801]

*o n e d o l l a r*

[@qusis]

*_steak dinner_*

[@flameflareonog]

STEAK DINNER?!?!?!

[@bigboybennybananablaster]

*A DOLLA?*

[@dumbgayenby]

InAnotherCastle The Derpinator A D O L L A ? A D O L L A ! A D O L L A ? F O A S T E A K D I N N A ?

[@EvilDrPorkchop_]

Joel: windows destruction System32: am I joke to you?

[@bibobu]

Joel is that one friend, who will came up to you saying "hang on, ill show you somethings cool". Then, he shows the most disguasting thing ever.

[@suvend]

Look its a whole forum dedicated to fucking ice!

[@riyolobram5269]

Takeout Masaki ‘’milk’’ ;)

[@notarealperson9135]

"I gave the "milk" to my cousin" really fucked me up

[@MilkDrinker218]

Imagine if the virus made him look up “bomb instructions”

[@hotgothicgurl01]

I really enjoyed listening to him speak Swedish to Cortana

[@disguise5344]

Y O U ' L L H A V E S E X T O N I G HT

[@brodiero-solar302]

Disguise I'm gonna... i'm just gonna close that down! Thank you! Hahahaha!

[@korky183]

Don't tell me what to do

[@0x7f2c]

Disguise don't try to get pinned 🤣

[@inanothercastlebackintheca3236]

*[Wheel of Fortune plays in the background]*

[@marko9610]

JOEL WTF KING CRIMSON SKIPPED THE SECTION WHEN YOU WERE COMPARING CORTANA TO BONZI BUDDY

[@xantron1000]

Marko Studio thank god I thought I was the only one!!!!

[@LennyGaming]

KZbin be like:"This is a test"

[@portablecollector]

It wasn’t always like that...

[@Jessay]

@@portablecollector Yeah what happened? I noticed that too

[@atomicrenegade8194]

Jessay I saw a comment that said that the vid apparently got hit with a strike for the music in that segment.

[@awesomecoolpromlggamer3751]

Still waiting for win 11 destruction

[@ethanwendigo9588]

when the bonzi buddy realization moment gets copyrighted