12:45 you know your antivirus is GREAT when it detects ITSELF as a threat and neutralizes it. Really looking out for your computer :)
@DrMatrix12313 жыл бұрын
The software equivalent to suicide basically.
@SymbiontUVPlays3 жыл бұрын
im positive that happened in another corruption too lmfao
@stonecoldsteveaustin90803 жыл бұрын
best antivirus
@SparkyCas3 жыл бұрын
self destruction.
@somegal-893 жыл бұрын
“Antivirus help” “😂🔫”
@meatmobile3 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing about those "bioshields" is that they're just straight up a 128 mb thumbdrive with a LED light attached.
@lennartj.80723 жыл бұрын
That's obviously because the quantum shielding technology on the drive is undetectable for regular computers .
@SuperPerry10003 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the people who sell these are JUST scam artists or genuinely think they work. I've been surprised before
@T1MAGEDDON3 жыл бұрын
@@SuperPerry1000 most likely the first preying on those who believe that 5G conspiracy stuff
@blankpage92773 жыл бұрын
I'd say they're definitely scammers, but Gwenyth Paltrow seems to honestly believe in putting rocks up your v for health, so maybe these two dudes think an LED blocks 5G signal.
@swagar3 жыл бұрын
What I want to know is where they tracked down that many 128 MB flash drives in 2020
@TheGreenSkelet0n2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being Joel's children "My dad is a doctor, what does your dad do" "My dad made the internet lose their marbles with a purple gorilla"
@SlyHikari032 жыл бұрын
A purple gorilla that datamines your computer that is.. lulz
@GooberInternet2 жыл бұрын
"What?" "He's a famous Twitch streamer." "Oh. That makes more sense."
The Yale School of Art website thing is absolutely an in-joke for the art students. All of the enrolled students have access to change the BG of the site to whatever they want. I remember being shown it while I was in college for Graphic Arts. The one for that day was a Kirby Super Star sprite sheet lmao
@SgtSega3 жыл бұрын
I would tell people I have a Masters in speaking POYO
@Dumb_Killjoy3 жыл бұрын
What are some of the highlights from the website?
@frannielmartinez3 жыл бұрын
For that one kid who just used Kirby... MY RESPECTS
@aymuhspunj3 жыл бұрын
Ok. Now flood it with vore and inflation.
@ghuruzilla3 жыл бұрын
@@aymuhspunj hubba bubba, now that's a different type of corruption stream.
@aortaplatinum3 жыл бұрын
I kinda just want Joel to start doing funky browsing streams so we can still get great stuff like the 5G BioShield and the Yale School of Art without him feeling like he has to demolish a new OS to do so
@Ocidad2 жыл бұрын
its Jolel
@wumpus9762 жыл бұрын
So, Joel does dumb deep dives?
@flamingdog92072 жыл бұрын
@@wumpus976 dumb dives, if you will
@disposable_income_andy2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Joel do a just chatting or youtube night stream would be so surreal but i'd be completely all for it.
@Noid2 жыл бұрын
That’s why I used to love Cow Chop back in the day, James and Alex browsing random garbage on KZbin.
@tobiasVA2 жыл бұрын
as soon as he said “superantispyware, that has to be a joke,” i lost my mind because *that is the program i literally grew up using and my dad SWEARS by it TO THIS DAY-*
@marcviej.56352 жыл бұрын
me too superantispyware in combo with malwarebytes was reviving many pc's back in the day!
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
Yep, my dad has it
@theholy11912 жыл бұрын
Iirc it used to be legit but is falling behind nowadays
@samundef3500 Жыл бұрын
It’s a legitimately good for taking out adware and freeware. Quite a few companies use it internally.
@buddygettingnutty8351 Жыл бұрын
@@theholy1191 just wish they change that name, because it does kinda sound like a weird scam
@ricepresident29903 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for the day Joel crashes Windows by drinking 5000 cans of sprite.
@HyperrealisticLuigi3 жыл бұрын
*sprunk
@PEARLSTOTHEPLAYERS3 жыл бұрын
he's gonna sprunk it
@lotuseater21843 жыл бұрын
Sprunk'd
@Aymelia-colon33 жыл бұрын
GET SPRUNKED ON
@teamont53 жыл бұрын
actually i bet leurak will write a program based off from sprunks
@Derpyyy7773 жыл бұрын
When we needed windows destructions the most, it came back
@naskivik3 жыл бұрын
and it shall disappear for 5 years
@inky33 жыл бұрын
now its time to wait
@RaidenKaiser3 жыл бұрын
Win11 incompetence makes this timed really well too haha
@averyhoward95113 жыл бұрын
I was coming here just to make this comment I commend you brother 😩
@thatemocat3 жыл бұрын
THE DESTRUCTION NEVER STOPS!
@LaskyLabs Жыл бұрын
I mentioned the Yale school of arts website in my digital photography class, and my professor finally explained it. It's a whole collaborative thing, where everybody has edit access. Students, faculty, alumni, hell, probably even the janitors, EVERYBODY. And that's why it looks so pretty.
@breath42553 жыл бұрын
The occasional flashes to chat trying their best to save Joel was hilarious .
@scoopishere78813 жыл бұрын
I think at one point for a split second, a message just showed up saying "cum" and nothing else.
@takashikamiyama46073 жыл бұрын
:)
@hilotakenaka3 жыл бұрын
My best guess as to what the issue was is that the program didn’t recognise any message EXCEPT “:)” rather than messages that contain or the amount of “:)” meaning that only the messages with a single smile counted
@progdotgay3 жыл бұрын
@@hilotakenaka was there, thats what it was
@spookyweeb55633 жыл бұрын
@@progdotgay Watched the video, that was outlined in the description of the file itself.
@expressbean643 жыл бұрын
I literally just binged all the other destructions. Couldn’t had come out at a better time
@bm_midotv98413 жыл бұрын
I just finished rewatching all the older ones mere seconds before this dropped
@Sscls3 жыл бұрын
You binged them? I googled them.
@goodchildmusic03 жыл бұрын
Doing the same thing here 😁
@stonecoldsteveaustin90803 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the cult brother
@toydotgame3 жыл бұрын
I binged them in 2018 or something. Good to have new ones; they're great.
@darkwolf96373 жыл бұрын
Not a single person in chat saw the " one smile per message" part
@MintyArisato2 жыл бұрын
Implying twitch users read
@thecreator31459 ай бұрын
@@MintyArisato Eh, impossible.
@KajuTheRudeMonke3 ай бұрын
@@MintyArisato Twich users can only simp
@henrynelson93013 ай бұрын
Or that you had to do it on the variety is hope channel
@Leurak3 ай бұрын
You can only send the same message every 30 seconds, so it was required :) Also most people misunderstood the messages. Multiple smiles per message did count, but only added 1 to the counter.
@pajamapantsjack58743 жыл бұрын
Pov: it’s ww3 and your city is being nuked, but a lone Swedish fren takes your hand pulls you into his usb 5G shield to save you
@msekiller643 жыл бұрын
USB MAXIMUM POWER DRAW MAXIMUM 5G PROTECT
@namesurname46663 жыл бұрын
But then 5g stands for 5gb and it's just a regular usb
@doxiedaddy77843 жыл бұрын
POV:Norway
@Da_ComputerMonster3 жыл бұрын
SWEDISH FREN Take me by the hand Lead me to the land That you understand
@dnkakusei3 жыл бұрын
I see your Sydney PFP, you cannot hide
@DerpySnake3 жыл бұрын
"Get god's free antivirus" so sad Joel missed that. Sounds like a weird antivirus.
@DerpySnake3 жыл бұрын
@@Shark_Builds_Bro Forgive the pun, but thank God. It would be blasphemy to ignore that.
@Calmasis_10253 жыл бұрын
gods free antivirus finds that you searched for porn three years ago and manually rigs your computer to explode, killing you instantly
@DerpySnake3 жыл бұрын
@@Calmasis_1025 Makes sure to heat up all your components first, to simulate the feeling of burning in hell for your sins.
@passingrando64573 жыл бұрын
It's blasphemy either way. Everyone knows God's one true OS is Temple, and nothing on Windows, Linux, or Mac can lay claim to being God's true anything. Let the love of Saint Terry into your heart and hit the accelerator when you see federal agents today. It's real easy, they glow in the dark.
@DerpySnake3 жыл бұрын
@@passingrando6457 "Thou shalt use TempleOS for all computing needs, unless thou has no realistic way of accessing it throughout legal and moral means. Those who cannot obtain the OS may use another OS but be careful they do not upset the lord." -GenesOS 1:23
@klimpomp Жыл бұрын
3:41 To explain, the yale school of art website is: "a wiki, meaning that every graduate student, staff person, and faculty member of the School can change this website's content or add to it at any time." Its a pretty cool idea for an art school.
@cadcTV3 жыл бұрын
I swear Joel could live his life amusing himself and never get tired of it.
@TemmiePlays3 жыл бұрын
That's what separates us from animals, the ability to entertain ourselves
@namesurname46663 жыл бұрын
@@TemmiePlays animals entertain too Monke flip
@pablopereyra71263 жыл бұрын
@@namesurname4666 *Highlander starts playing*
@kimgkomg3 жыл бұрын
That's disgusting
@CalliphoriBae3 жыл бұрын
Joel could live his life amusing himself and WE'D never get tired of it.
@Whispervr3 жыл бұрын
The echo on that laugh was insanely ominous, beautiful
@NinjaAirattac3 жыл бұрын
@Muura shut up
@Whispervr3 жыл бұрын
@Muura based
@ulquiorraswag3 жыл бұрын
@Muura counter + your ass
@hunterbeatbilly98363 жыл бұрын
Why's the toaster on social media all of a sudden?
@zowlgd3 жыл бұрын
hi whisper i love you c:
@johnt.190 Жыл бұрын
13:05 Cells after severe DNA damage be like:
@polk12033 жыл бұрын
i keep on repeating joel saying "F R E E F U C K S I T E !", It just never stops making me breakdown in laughter. XD
@deadturret40493 жыл бұрын
Ming dynasty poosie has him acting unwise
@grxntdraws92093 жыл бұрын
1:08 funny how he says "radiation" right after he makes a sound that sounds like a fucking geiger counter
@guts20482 жыл бұрын
Yeah facts
@eeeuf_reborn10 ай бұрын
Artist
@OneBiker982 жыл бұрын
11:45 "FREE FUCKSITE" This sent my ribs into orbit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nausetjf1202 Жыл бұрын
Same
@costelinha1867 Жыл бұрын
I thought he was joking, but a quick trip to google translate showed that it was legit.
@koltinn Жыл бұрын
@@costelinha1867knullsidor and knullsider (Norwegian) same thing... Translates into "fuck pages" but with the context sites would work lol.
@lokky953 жыл бұрын
If an anti-malware software detects itself as malware, and then proceeds to destroy itself.. Then is it a virus in disguise, or is it a real anti-malware all along?
@RoseFBN3 жыл бұрын
its both of course
@SgtSega3 жыл бұрын
Didn't Joel try that out once?
@mr.crowley643 жыл бұрын
Schrödinger’s malware
@miimiiandco2 жыл бұрын
ARTAV has been infected.
@moonsalibi2 жыл бұрын
It's doing its best.
@amduil81683 жыл бұрын
Between those bioshields and the entire NFT shitshow, im starting to think being born with a conscious and morals is just life on hard mode.
Artav antivirus is LITERALLY the stuff from my nightmares. Ominous beeping, text to speech, suspicious amount of viruses? Oh Christ
@scarthewerewolf3 жыл бұрын
What did you expect from IT School student who make anti virus for the first time
@Lostmychill2 жыл бұрын
welcum artav antivirus
@Chaos89P2 жыл бұрын
Just be glad it didn't say "soi" over and over.
@cutecatsara1232 жыл бұрын
Good thing that nightmare ended itself lol
@sfisher9232 жыл бұрын
I would avoid looking up "Navashield" since that is a particular nightmarish one
@ramonestefano3 жыл бұрын
It's been so long we had a destruction video. At this moment, I feel truly blessed
@stonecoldsteveaustin90803 жыл бұрын
same
@M084MM3D3 жыл бұрын
The number of replies in this comment it's criminally underrated
@nachosrule69853 жыл бұрын
2 years since the Windows 98 destruction.
@Zinc-zz2bb3 жыл бұрын
At this moment I feel truly based
@mercaderdepenales3 жыл бұрын
5:30 and that's how joel managed to take over bonzi buddy
@Red_Bl4ze3 жыл бұрын
The way Joel says “700 FUCKING DOLLARS?!” lives in my head rent-free
@neezynoryu20032 жыл бұрын
1:21
@oneup117gaming42 жыл бұрын
Thank you for specifying it lives in your head rent free, some of my embarrassing moments have to pay an embarrassing tax which is one braincell/zeptosecond
@MarkusMaal2 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing is that it was actually in pounds
@rainbowresorts2 жыл бұрын
Its「 𝘍 𝘙 𝘌 𝘌 𝘍 𝘜 𝘊 𝘒 𝘚 𝘐 𝘛 𝘌 」that kills me
@extreme_wrestling34762 жыл бұрын
The way Joel says "Oh No" after "Welcome Artav Antivirus"
@Ecl1p5e-MM8BDM3 жыл бұрын
Notice how in 5:51 the user "Jiangmin" is literally the company's name when the setup file installs the antivirus at 6:09 with the directory of the exact same name. Also it recommends downloading "Jiangmin Toolbar" after that.
@DonVigaDeFierro3 жыл бұрын
MARKETING 🗿
@Sockren3 жыл бұрын
15:06 is just the same lmfao
@jeeves8293 жыл бұрын
The only review was also by Jiangmin
@BizarreJokestar3 жыл бұрын
@alroightmaite Ah yes, "I will recommend to my classmate" as a con is the best praise I can come up with.
@SirChubbyBunny3 жыл бұрын
12:55 At long last, a comment I left on an older Destruction video became a reality for the world to see in real time.
@arrontheprotogen9276 Жыл бұрын
You mean Vista?
@ImportedSocks3 жыл бұрын
i started watching Joel when Windows XP destruction came out and my sense of humor never looked back. good times :)
@LevitatingCups3 жыл бұрын
You've been colonized by the sense of humour of a rambling swede. A Mug moment.
@gamerfreak56653 жыл бұрын
Yup, watching Joel has shaped my sense of humor over the years.
@Mimikwott3 жыл бұрын
Our humor has been infected by the Joel virus
@car1row3363 жыл бұрын
That video and his RCT2 vids were my introduction. And then I found out hes super into Doom and loves metal so it was like meeting a best friend tbh.
@SunIsLost3 жыл бұрын
yes
@JustAllanTV3 жыл бұрын
Vinesuace Joel is the living embodiment of Dopamine.
@bread92762 жыл бұрын
Upon further analysis of the "bioshield" "USB", it is literally the end of a usb, not even a functioning usb, jammed into a cut crystal rock
@HopePapernackyАй бұрын
Are you kidding me
@yggdrasilsaltar3 жыл бұрын
its absolutely mind blowing how we have not run out of windows to destory
@FlowersOfIcetor3 жыл бұрын
Seriously, we might have to move on to stained glass!
@inny743 жыл бұрын
What's next? Windows Neptune?! (Yes, that exists. There is only one build of Neptune ever)
@Michael-hu2fb3 жыл бұрын
@@inny74 orrrr Windows 11
@vinicius1004703 жыл бұрын
When he runs out I'm really curious to see if he'll try out different systems like android or even IOS.
@cyberqueen2013 жыл бұрын
@@vinicius100470 I was gonna say Ubuntu or even Edubuntu
@GamayObera3 жыл бұрын
7:18 Intivirus sounds like an word created by SQEX to define an re-release of their JRPGs.
@dedchanel40023 жыл бұрын
@@dlog because your grandmother slapped him when he was a wee baby for swallowing an entire duplo set in the attic just kidding i don't know
@julianbesem77183 жыл бұрын
@@dlog Are you perhaps typing any kind of Swears? Then it's KZbin itself who's deleting the comments
@--Io--3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for Final Fantasy XVII: Intivirus
@RiloTheFox2 жыл бұрын
@@--Io-- That would be a great title for an Upcoming Final Fantasy game!
@junkdog41382 жыл бұрын
4:47 the timing is just immaculate, really
@MamaAki3 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the day when Joel is so stupid that he forgets to disable "Shared folders", with his host PC, that he infects his actual PC.
@namesurname46663 жыл бұрын
I think the shared folder is read only so they could only read the data
@CertifiedNEETClassic3 жыл бұрын
@@namesurname4666 I don't think that would stop it from passing through the shared data folder into a whole new world. It would just stop it from infecting what's inside.
@martwymem25643 жыл бұрын
One day, somehow G-Data from my real PC blocked an Angelfire site on VirtualBox. Maybe because I had shared folders turned on?
@LepidoliteMica3 жыл бұрын
@@CertifiedNEETClassic It kinda would, necessarily; if the folder is read-only to the virtual machine then the VM can't put data into it to begin with, preventing it from getting data outside the virtual environment and infecting the host machine.
@tl18823 жыл бұрын
i think you need vbox additions or vmware tools which you shouldnt install when trying to get malware
@pegasus_21373 жыл бұрын
4:29 Goddammit now I really want to hear Joel's impression of his actual voice, GRRM has such a weird voice, it'd be great.
@MammonCity2 жыл бұрын
He sounds like nerd from randy prozac work
@Yuginkai127 ай бұрын
Yeee-eh-HEHEHEE
@nicholasfokas42922 жыл бұрын
11:50 One of the best text to speech voices I’ve heard. Wonder where ARTAV got it from
@markusTegelane2 жыл бұрын
It’s Microsoft Sam
@ActionJotaPe Жыл бұрын
@@markusTegelaneMicrosoft Slam
@pissandcornflakes9119 Жыл бұрын
my roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi
@nicholasfokas4292 Жыл бұрын
@@pissandcornflakes9119 I didn’t know what that was until I just looked it up thank you for telling me of that masterpiece
@thomasl1061Ай бұрын
Thanks Master Chief
@DiegoTan663 жыл бұрын
I need more Joel browsing through weird corners of the internet like that bio shield thing or ice chewers, this shit is hilarious
@C-Midori3 жыл бұрын
*“Pros: Nothing in this program is good.“* it’s that bad
@XmodxgodX3 жыл бұрын
-Marketing_SpeedUpPCTool
@switchstar098 Жыл бұрын
1:00 yo is that the shield that gravity falls used? Damn, Stan made sure to commercialize that.
@TydeForseti3 жыл бұрын
12:39 This part had me DYING, it’s so funny to me that an antivirus software detects itself as a virus and deletes itself.
@Yuginkai122 жыл бұрын
S C A N F I N N I S H
@DotMatrix-MLP Жыл бұрын
😂
@MsJoyMaeda3 жыл бұрын
Artav deleting itself is amazing, I re-played that part over and over.
@allyson89483 жыл бұрын
12:56 When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you
@veveveveveveveveveve3 жыл бұрын
Glad to see Joel's still making Windows Destructions
@GoogleUser-ms6hr3 жыл бұрын
And of this high quality too, this is another classic
@SunIsLost3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@SunIsLost3 жыл бұрын
The nostalgia HITS HARD! :-)
@Ness_Dreemurr3 жыл бұрын
1:21 I love his reaction to the price
@rubiks_202 жыл бұрын
DO££AR$!?
@galladegamerletsplays2 жыл бұрын
*_SEVEN HUNDRED FOCKEN DOLLARS_*
@superrazor76172 жыл бұрын
With taxes is gonna be 800
@Punktrick1259 Жыл бұрын
@@galladegamerletsplays*HAHAHAHAAHAHA WHAT ARE U SERIOUS*
@Williamplayz201110 ай бұрын
sounds like markiplier
@unsubscribenow64742 жыл бұрын
13:11 i think thats because ARTAV "fix" all of your issues, most of them were in system32
@jon79803 жыл бұрын
I like how the Encryption message explicitly said that only single smiles count towards the counter but pretty much the entire chat spammed multiple smiles. Not sure if chat is stupid or just really mean.
@iristhorne65213 жыл бұрын
Both? Both.
@SleepyKonii3 жыл бұрын
Both
@syleedlibra07123 жыл бұрын
A little bit of both, myself included
@viscountalpha2 жыл бұрын
There's a 30 second counter on twitch on a duplicate message. So, yeah.
@RTU1302 жыл бұрын
Ye
@PhirePhlame3 жыл бұрын
More specifically, Longhorn was the development codename for Vista. The idea was for the Longhorn project to serve as a midway point between Windows XP (which had been codenamed "Whistler") and the Blackcomb project, much like how their namesakes are the Whistler and Blackcomb mountains in the Fitzsimmons range, with Longhorn Saloon situated between the two. Unfortunately, both projects Longhorn and Blackcomb were quite badly mismanaged, with individual departments submitting entire builds unilaterally, and little if any consensus on what features are okay for Longhorn vs what should be held off for Blackcomb. Eventually, corporate got fed up, and in 2004 both projects were ordered back to square one.
@kantraa Жыл бұрын
i never knew why longhorn was cancelled. early builds of it seemed way better than any other windows version
@ahmed_obeid_bin_daghr3 жыл бұрын
Lol I live in the small town of that Car Ad at 3:21 his commercials are everywhere
@sam4gaming1353 жыл бұрын
5:54 the reviewer is an introvert, the antivirus was so good it forced them to socialise
@TrainCon19583 жыл бұрын
*Joel Slaps Computer Top* "This bad boy can fit so many 𝔸 ℝ 𝕋 𝔸 𝕍"
@hydd_42 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@iLikeFrutigerAero2 жыл бұрын
15:00 the ad shows someone died of Speed up PC Tool
@JohnMesaSFM_Official3 жыл бұрын
Interesting to note that the Artav Antivirus was actually made by some middle schoolers from Indonesia back in 2011. Apparently the creator of that software admitted that he mimicked the code from someone else and he didn't properly credited him which he did in an updated version. Info about it, apart from some articles are pretty scarce so this thing is pretty much almost abandonware. Even as an Indonesian myself, didn't know it existed.
@laplaciangntx3 жыл бұрын
Ah, so thats why it says supported by "beasiswa unggulan kemdiknas". I freaked out when I saw the Indonesian ministry of education logo on some random scam-looking antivirus 🤣
@Ristyo3 жыл бұрын
@@laplaciangntx same lol i had to do multiple takes
@totor9993 жыл бұрын
After running out of Windows operating systems to torture, Jobel the Destroyer used the power he gathered from all his previous victims to reach out of our reality and pull a new OS from an alternate timeline, just so he can continue his cruel but necessary task.
@CrabHead5012 жыл бұрын
8:28 for context on why linus is on this video, linus currently runs mutiple channels besides LTT (linus tech tips), example being short circuit, techquickie etc. Linus frequently appeared on his parent channels but now he doesnt appear as much as before.
@portalmasterjake52673 жыл бұрын
11:44 literally made me spit out my water
@jakebello79883 жыл бұрын
“F R E E F U C K S I T E”
@themightyjill Жыл бұрын
*FREE FUCK SITE!* And then Joel loses his shit.
@tomtrublu Жыл бұрын
I ACTUALLY TRANSLATED IT ACTUALLY TRANSLATES TO THAT
@TescoMealDeal5713 жыл бұрын
jobels back at it "WHYS THERE A LION? **SCREAMING CAT** "
@JanneSiimesvaara3 жыл бұрын
Screaming cats, truly a staple of Windows Destruction.
@A_very_tinly_can Жыл бұрын
The bioshield website served one and only one purpose. To be the laughing stock of the internet for a day or two
@GAHDOOOO3 жыл бұрын
Watching Uncle Jobel videos after a long time of not doing so is like visiting an old friend
@tertiaritus3 жыл бұрын
His laugh also reminds me of telling an old inside joke to your friend
@Hutch2Much3 жыл бұрын
the official java website also looks really old and like a virus site. seriously i swear it hasn’t been updated in 20 years
@namesurname46663 жыл бұрын
Java itself it's out of date, the installer has windows vista style progress bar
@Hutch2Much3 жыл бұрын
@@namesurname4666 i know right why haven’t they updated that lmao
@soloman34443 жыл бұрын
@@Hutch2Much It's the same with VirtualBox, another product that Oracle got when it acquired Sun Microsystems back in 2010. Now, I'm not saying they haven't updated the site because they're scumbags who would only update it if it made them more money: but shortly after acquiring Sun, Oracle ended a few very important Free & Open-Source projects by Sun and sued Google for using the Java API in Android.
@its-amemegatron.95213 жыл бұрын
Java is a nostalgic site NGL
@nuclearsummer77963 жыл бұрын
Really isn't official, since openJRE and openJDK exist.
@james78193 жыл бұрын
1:21 700 FUCKING DOLLARS???
@plaguedoctorspencer2 жыл бұрын
the sequel to ONE DOLAR?
@neatgamer59992 ай бұрын
He sounded like Hulk Hogan😂
@bm_midotv98413 жыл бұрын
I was just done rewatching all the old windows destruction vids And this just dropped My joy cannot be described
@WhimsicottFanatic3 жыл бұрын
It's funny how despite my habit of watching videos on obscure technology stuffs [granted it was usually gaming], I had _never_ heard of Longhorn, and I'm only now finding out about it from *Joel* of all people Truly astounding
@jackhazardous40083 жыл бұрын
I was expecting Kitboga to do it sooner tbh
@deadturret40493 жыл бұрын
All the different versions of Longhorn are honestly really cool. Seeing it start out as an enhanced version of XP before jumping ship and becoming proto-Vista is honestly fascinating. I legit really like the whole side bar concept too.
@dildino61992 жыл бұрын
11:14 "gratis knullsidor" means free sex sites lol
@DannyEastes3 жыл бұрын
I love how chat just didnt read the instructions and spammed smiles in the wrong chat lmao
@phili.93043 жыл бұрын
15:36 This is EXACTLY how imagined joels house
@ButterBlaziken230 Жыл бұрын
fun fact: the video at 8:33 appeared in my cybersecurity homework i wish i was joking
@opalrose20023 жыл бұрын
Joel must be protected at all costs. I can’t express how happy this notification made me
@SapphireCarbuncle0093 жыл бұрын
12:57 Hey, for a scam antivirus it was at least honest enough to gaslight itself.
@mareksicinski37263 жыл бұрын
gaslight? hm
@wegaan75503 жыл бұрын
Not a real word
@failedabortion18943 жыл бұрын
_"When you want to use a word you just learnt but you don't even know what it means"_
@TyperMarlinGames2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think you know what that word means
@StarIsCool692 жыл бұрын
" *700 FUCKEN DOLLARS?!* " Best line honestly lmao
@riksfahmii14033 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, didn't expect Joel to pick up on Artav. I remembered using this back in 2010 on my PC (which by now has died due to my power supply exploded) and absolutely hated it. As seen on the 'about' tab, it's an Indonesian anti-virus, made by an 8th grader (with the help of his brother on designing the GUI) at around 2009. It's mainly seen in many smaller internet cafes and PC that were built by shady PC builder at that time. Around 2011, there were articles hovering in the air about that particular anti-virus, revealing that the kid who programmed it, 'copy-pasted' some features, such as Quarantine, from another shady anti-virus. Going back to the about tab, if they're being honest, this software was supported by the Indonesian Ministry of National Education. Wow.
@MakotoIchinose3 жыл бұрын
It's the same level of quack Indonesian AV as SMADAV.
@riksfahmii14033 жыл бұрын
@@MakotoIchinose Exactly.
@isaac102313 жыл бұрын
Yeah I wondered who was pumping out all these shitty antivirus softwares. Now I know a little more.
@denverkweh16423 жыл бұрын
@@MakotoIchinose Funnily enough,that's the exact antivirus that came pre-installed in my laptop that I bought last year lmao. Got rid of it though,pretty annoying to have around honestly.
@donkarasu-96443 жыл бұрын
Man, seeing Joel explore KZbin here made me miss the dislike counter.
@MisterAutist3 жыл бұрын
I felt the same thing. KZbin is just so fucking dumb
@namesurname46663 жыл бұрын
Just install the extension that brings back dislikes (they are still in the code but hidden)
@bitelaserkhalif3 жыл бұрын
@@foolishgoose453 they have work around; API data got scraped to database, and for newer videos, users who used extension and hit dislike contributes to their database.
@glorytogamersxp2 жыл бұрын
Joel has been consistent in the last 5 or so years of curing my depression every time i watch
@KyosukeShigeru2 жыл бұрын
His highlights are always good for a laugh, I find myself binging on his videos when I need a decent laugh or two.
@squirrelguy21953 жыл бұрын
3:06 - fun fact, SuperAntiSpyware is actually really solid, despite it's goofy appearance.
@urielsgift75853 жыл бұрын
Thank you!! I was slightly annoyed people misunderstood it
@greggster9903 жыл бұрын
Yeah I like it because it clears out a lot of other things that aren't explicitly spyware.
@burnv6643 жыл бұрын
Okay "MarketingSuperAntiSpyware"
@squirrelguy21953 жыл бұрын
@@burnv664 LOL
@dougiebell99443 жыл бұрын
Wrong
@masterzoroark66643 жыл бұрын
Once Bonzi Buddy site says "Fecal Funny" we will feel true impact of Joel
@gasmaskd93224 ай бұрын
That "700 FUCKIN' DOLLARS!?" was absolutely gutteral and visceral
@HelixAdamOxford3 жыл бұрын
10:41 me watching the man outside of my submarine drown to death as i mock him
@moistquasar35723 жыл бұрын
Sleeping is thrown out of the window when Joel uploads at midnight
@forkbobm2 жыл бұрын
as a Bosnian i can confidently say that your pronunciation of Ilija Lakicevic was close to the correct pronunciation good job
@colinvancampenhout3 жыл бұрын
Joel you should do a series about destroying computers to the brink of death and then testing what legit antivirus, if any, can fix them
@mareksicinski37263 жыл бұрын
Nah not rly how it works
@Ze_eT3 жыл бұрын
Antivirus are preventive, not repairing. If you already got fucked by a treat, you will stay fucked. There are only very rare circumstances where you can actually try to fix your computer if it has been fucked (e.g. specific ransomwares where you can recover the files using a key generator/using the internet), however it won't be an antivirus that will be able to help you.
@ReesesBees3 жыл бұрын
Won’t work. Antivirus programs don’t repair your system. Once it’s fucked, *it’s fucked.*
@DareZero3 жыл бұрын
That's kinda what he did, despite not knowing it. SuperAntiSpyware is actually a legit program, a bit dated but definitely not malware, and it shut the whole thing down.
@Sara33463 жыл бұрын
@@DareZero you are joking?
@RealValkor3 жыл бұрын
God this makes me so happy, windows destructions were the thing that introduced me into his content in the first place :)
@Damaster2903 ай бұрын
1:21 my reaction to the ps5 pro
@ordinarynobody10223 жыл бұрын
I honestly surprised you found Indonesian’s antivirus ARTAV. Fun fact, it was made by a 13 year old boy and his older sibling. Also fun fact, allegedly the software’s code is taken from other antivirus. Also somehow endorsed by minister of education?
@blazerod74053 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised too ngl
@shoraz3 жыл бұрын
Wait so it's legit? Well "legit". I need to know more XD
@ordinarynobody10223 жыл бұрын
Some added info This was made by 13 y.o. boy in 2011. The stolen code was some bits of the features, not all of them. The original maker forgave them and allowed them to copy the code with his permission.
@Davidpoland20052 жыл бұрын
9:29 by the way he installed pipis
@NeviTheLettyFan2 жыл бұрын
Indonesian momento
@tonys66203 жыл бұрын
At this rate Joel's gonna have to do Linux destructions when he runs out of Windows and Mac versions to use
@redpheonix10003 жыл бұрын
That's easy, just install Steam
@RayanM50B253 жыл бұрын
@@redpheonix1000 how do you install steam (for free)
@tiagometallica0073 жыл бұрын
@@redpheonix1000 Underrated comment
@may2923 жыл бұрын
Theres windows 11 now
@namesurname46663 жыл бұрын
@@RayanM50B25 linux users be like: command line to install software
@Vladi0122 жыл бұрын
13:04 the funniest part of the video beginns
@Blarnix3 жыл бұрын
I AM SO INSANELY EXCITED
@namesurname46663 жыл бұрын
I'm reading that in joel's voice when he says GRAND DAD
@SomeHomesickAlien3 жыл бұрын
Wake up honey, Joel uploaded another Windows destruction
@ElAntichrist7 ай бұрын
I never get tired of watching this kind of videos
@cali70563 жыл бұрын
8:55 i used to think arabfunny type videos were ironic until seeing this
@VirtualNate3 жыл бұрын
12:45 That's the first time I've seen a rouge antivirus crash and I already love it. It's as if it naturalized itself.
@akhimahathir2004 Жыл бұрын
8:41 linus
@vendrineswtor3190 Жыл бұрын
Leenus
@Miguelnoriega211 ай бұрын
Osing yu boot Is not the Solutions to these prooblems
@wulzyfan593 ай бұрын
@@Miguelnoriega2i don't think so, i don't think so linus
@Miguelnoriega23 ай бұрын
@@wulzyfan59 🤷
@wulzyfan592 ай бұрын
@@Miguelnoriega2 (joel bursts into laughter)
@capatap70913 жыл бұрын
3:00 When I was a kid, I used to wonder why my grandma's computer ran so slow, until I saw that beast on her desktop.
@noway93203 жыл бұрын
5:48 THATS THE GUY WHO MADE THE GODDAMN ANTIVIRUS HE REVIEWED HIS OWN CRAP I'M LOSING IT
@thecreator31459 ай бұрын
Nice pfp.
@DamianNoctem Жыл бұрын
Windows 3.1 destruction -Boots up -Clicks any game -The end
@nothere53783 жыл бұрын
The timing on the laugh at 2:00 is perfect
@sponsoredbymusic3 жыл бұрын
At 1:06 he sounds like a geiger counter and then says radiation 😂
@guts20482 жыл бұрын
Truueeee
@SasiakGnarly Жыл бұрын
1:07 I love how he sounds like a Geiger counter before saying "radiation" lmao
@pierdeer3 жыл бұрын
I'm confident the smile spam at the end could've worked, but.. should've told the ViH mods in advance so that they could remove the slowmode stuff temporarily haha