[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Longhorn Destruction

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Vargskelethor Joel

Vargskelethor Joel

Күн бұрын

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@SuperShotgun412
@SuperShotgun412 3 жыл бұрын
12:45 you know your antivirus is GREAT when it detects ITSELF as a threat and neutralizes it. Really looking out for your computer :)
@DrMatrix1231
@DrMatrix1231 3 жыл бұрын
The software equivalent to suicide basically.
@SymbiontUVPlays
@SymbiontUVPlays 3 жыл бұрын
im positive that happened in another corruption too lmfao
@stonecoldsteveaustin9080
@stonecoldsteveaustin9080 3 жыл бұрын
best antivirus
@SparkyCas
@SparkyCas 3 жыл бұрын
self destruction.
@somegal-89
@somegal-89 3 жыл бұрын
“Antivirus help” “😂🔫”
@meatmobile
@meatmobile 3 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing about those "bioshields" is that they're just straight up a 128 mb thumbdrive with a LED light attached.
@lennartj.8072
@lennartj.8072 3 жыл бұрын
That's obviously because the quantum shielding technology on the drive is undetectable for regular computers .
@SuperPerry1000
@SuperPerry1000 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the people who sell these are JUST scam artists or genuinely think they work. I've been surprised before
@T1MAGEDDON
@T1MAGEDDON 3 жыл бұрын
@@SuperPerry1000 most likely the first preying on those who believe that 5G conspiracy stuff
@blankpage9277
@blankpage9277 3 жыл бұрын
I'd say they're definitely scammers, but Gwenyth Paltrow seems to honestly believe in putting rocks up your v for health, so maybe these two dudes think an LED blocks 5G signal.
@swagar
@swagar 3 жыл бұрын
What I want to know is where they tracked down that many 128 MB flash drives in 2020
@TheGreenSkelet0n
@TheGreenSkelet0n 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being Joel's children "My dad is a doctor, what does your dad do" "My dad made the internet lose their marbles with a purple gorilla"
@SlyHikari03
@SlyHikari03 2 жыл бұрын
A purple gorilla that datamines your computer that is.. lulz
@GooberInternet
@GooberInternet 2 жыл бұрын
"What?" "He's a famous Twitch streamer." "Oh. That makes more sense."
@Riolupai
@Riolupai 2 жыл бұрын
@@GooberInternet "Does he play Fortnite?"
@bobbyonkazoo3512
@bobbyonkazoo3512 2 жыл бұрын
@@Riolupai “nah he prefers purple gorillas”
@Riolupai
@Riolupai 2 жыл бұрын
@@bobbyonkazoo3512 "Purple gorillas? Sounds dumb lmao"
@ShadowCD624
@ShadowCD624 3 жыл бұрын
The Yale School of Art website thing is absolutely an in-joke for the art students. All of the enrolled students have access to change the BG of the site to whatever they want. I remember being shown it while I was in college for Graphic Arts. The one for that day was a Kirby Super Star sprite sheet lmao
@SgtSega
@SgtSega 3 жыл бұрын
I would tell people I have a Masters in speaking POYO
@Dumb_Killjoy
@Dumb_Killjoy 3 жыл бұрын
What are some of the highlights from the website?
@frannielmartinez
@frannielmartinez 3 жыл бұрын
For that one kid who just used Kirby... MY RESPECTS
@aymuhspunj
@aymuhspunj 3 жыл бұрын
Ok. Now flood it with vore and inflation.
@ghuruzilla
@ghuruzilla 3 жыл бұрын
@@aymuhspunj hubba bubba, now that's a different type of corruption stream.
@aortaplatinum
@aortaplatinum 3 жыл бұрын
I kinda just want Joel to start doing funky browsing streams so we can still get great stuff like the 5G BioShield and the Yale School of Art without him feeling like he has to demolish a new OS to do so
@Ocidad
@Ocidad 2 жыл бұрын
its Jolel
@wumpus976
@wumpus976 2 жыл бұрын
So, Joel does dumb deep dives?
@flamingdog9207
@flamingdog9207 2 жыл бұрын
@@wumpus976 dumb dives, if you will
@disposable_income_andy
@disposable_income_andy 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Joel do a just chatting or youtube night stream would be so surreal but i'd be completely all for it.
@Noid
@Noid 2 жыл бұрын
That’s why I used to love Cow Chop back in the day, James and Alex browsing random garbage on KZbin.
@tobiasVA
@tobiasVA 2 жыл бұрын
as soon as he said “superantispyware, that has to be a joke,” i lost my mind because *that is the program i literally grew up using and my dad SWEARS by it TO THIS DAY-*
@marcviej.5635
@marcviej.5635 2 жыл бұрын
me too superantispyware in combo with malwarebytes was reviving many pc's back in the day!
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, my dad has it
@theholy1191
@theholy1191 2 жыл бұрын
Iirc it used to be legit but is falling behind nowadays
@samundef3500
@samundef3500 Жыл бұрын
It’s a legitimately good for taking out adware and freeware. Quite a few companies use it internally.
@buddygettingnutty8351
@buddygettingnutty8351 Жыл бұрын
@@theholy1191 just wish they change that name, because it does kinda sound like a weird scam
@ricepresident2990
@ricepresident2990 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for the day Joel crashes Windows by drinking 5000 cans of sprite.
@HyperrealisticLuigi
@HyperrealisticLuigi 3 жыл бұрын
*sprunk
@PEARLSTOTHEPLAYERS
@PEARLSTOTHEPLAYERS 3 жыл бұрын
he's gonna sprunk it
@lotuseater2184
@lotuseater2184 3 жыл бұрын
Sprunk'd
@Aymelia-colon3
@Aymelia-colon3 3 жыл бұрын
GET SPRUNKED ON
@teamont5
@teamont5 3 жыл бұрын
actually i bet leurak will write a program based off from sprunks
@Derpyyy777
@Derpyyy777 3 жыл бұрын
When we needed windows destructions the most, it came back
@naskivik
@naskivik 3 жыл бұрын
and it shall disappear for 5 years
@inky3
@inky3 3 жыл бұрын
now its time to wait
@RaidenKaiser
@RaidenKaiser 3 жыл бұрын
Win11 incompetence makes this timed really well too haha
@averyhoward9511
@averyhoward9511 3 жыл бұрын
I was coming here just to make this comment I commend you brother 😩
@thatemocat
@thatemocat 3 жыл бұрын
THE DESTRUCTION NEVER STOPS!
@LaskyLabs
@LaskyLabs Жыл бұрын
I mentioned the Yale school of arts website in my digital photography class, and my professor finally explained it. It's a whole collaborative thing, where everybody has edit access. Students, faculty, alumni, hell, probably even the janitors, EVERYBODY. And that's why it looks so pretty.
@breath4255
@breath4255 3 жыл бұрын
The occasional flashes to chat trying their best to save Joel was hilarious .
@scoopishere7881
@scoopishere7881 3 жыл бұрын
I think at one point for a split second, a message just showed up saying "cum" and nothing else.
@takashikamiyama4607
@takashikamiyama4607 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@hilotakenaka
@hilotakenaka 3 жыл бұрын
My best guess as to what the issue was is that the program didn’t recognise any message EXCEPT “:)” rather than messages that contain or the amount of “:)” meaning that only the messages with a single smile counted
@progdotgay
@progdotgay 3 жыл бұрын
@@hilotakenaka was there, thats what it was
@spookyweeb5563
@spookyweeb5563 3 жыл бұрын
@@progdotgay Watched the video, that was outlined in the description of the file itself.
@expressbean64
@expressbean64 3 жыл бұрын
I literally just binged all the other destructions. Couldn’t had come out at a better time
@bm_midotv9841
@bm_midotv9841 3 жыл бұрын
I just finished rewatching all the older ones mere seconds before this dropped
@Sscls
@Sscls 3 жыл бұрын
You binged them? I googled them.
@goodchildmusic0
@goodchildmusic0 3 жыл бұрын
Doing the same thing here 😁
@stonecoldsteveaustin9080
@stonecoldsteveaustin9080 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the cult brother
@toydotgame
@toydotgame 3 жыл бұрын
I binged them in 2018 or something. Good to have new ones; they're great.
@darkwolf9637
@darkwolf9637 3 жыл бұрын
Not a single person in chat saw the " one smile per message" part
@MintyArisato
@MintyArisato 2 жыл бұрын
Implying twitch users read
@thecreator3145
@thecreator3145 9 ай бұрын
@@MintyArisato Eh, impossible.
@KajuTheRudeMonke
@KajuTheRudeMonke 3 ай бұрын
@@MintyArisato Twich users can only simp
@henrynelson9301
@henrynelson9301 3 ай бұрын
Or that you had to do it on the variety is hope channel
@Leurak
@Leurak 3 ай бұрын
You can only send the same message every 30 seconds, so it was required :) Also most people misunderstood the messages. Multiple smiles per message did count, but only added 1 to the counter.
@pajamapantsjack5874
@pajamapantsjack5874 3 жыл бұрын
Pov: it’s ww3 and your city is being nuked, but a lone Swedish fren takes your hand pulls you into his usb 5G shield to save you
@msekiller64
@msekiller64 3 жыл бұрын
USB MAXIMUM POWER DRAW MAXIMUM 5G PROTECT
@namesurname4666
@namesurname4666 3 жыл бұрын
But then 5g stands for 5gb and it's just a regular usb
@doxiedaddy7784
@doxiedaddy7784 3 жыл бұрын
POV:Norway
@Da_ComputerMonster
@Da_ComputerMonster 3 жыл бұрын
SWEDISH FREN Take me by the hand Lead me to the land That you understand
@dnkakusei
@dnkakusei 3 жыл бұрын
I see your Sydney PFP, you cannot hide
@DerpySnake
@DerpySnake 3 жыл бұрын
"Get god's free antivirus" so sad Joel missed that. Sounds like a weird antivirus.
@DerpySnake
@DerpySnake 3 жыл бұрын
@@Shark_Builds_Bro Forgive the pun, but thank God. It would be blasphemy to ignore that.
@Calmasis_1025
@Calmasis_1025 3 жыл бұрын
gods free antivirus finds that you searched for porn three years ago and manually rigs your computer to explode, killing you instantly
@DerpySnake
@DerpySnake 3 жыл бұрын
@@Calmasis_1025 Makes sure to heat up all your components first, to simulate the feeling of burning in hell for your sins.
@passingrando6457
@passingrando6457 3 жыл бұрын
It's blasphemy either way. Everyone knows God's one true OS is Temple, and nothing on Windows, Linux, or Mac can lay claim to being God's true anything. Let the love of Saint Terry into your heart and hit the accelerator when you see federal agents today. It's real easy, they glow in the dark.
@DerpySnake
@DerpySnake 3 жыл бұрын
@@passingrando6457 "Thou shalt use TempleOS for all computing needs, unless thou has no realistic way of accessing it throughout legal and moral means. Those who cannot obtain the OS may use another OS but be careful they do not upset the lord." -GenesOS 1:23
@klimpomp
@klimpomp Жыл бұрын
3:41 To explain, the yale school of art website is: "a wiki, meaning that every graduate student, staff person, and faculty member of the School can change this website's content or add to it at any time." Its a pretty cool idea for an art school.
@cadcTV
@cadcTV 3 жыл бұрын
I swear Joel could live his life amusing himself and never get tired of it.
@TemmiePlays
@TemmiePlays 3 жыл бұрын
That's what separates us from animals, the ability to entertain ourselves
@namesurname4666
@namesurname4666 3 жыл бұрын
@@TemmiePlays animals entertain too Monke flip
@pablopereyra7126
@pablopereyra7126 3 жыл бұрын
@@namesurname4666 *Highlander starts playing*
@kimgkomg
@kimgkomg 3 жыл бұрын
That's disgusting
@CalliphoriBae
@CalliphoriBae 3 жыл бұрын
Joel could live his life amusing himself and WE'D never get tired of it.
@Whispervr
@Whispervr 3 жыл бұрын
The echo on that laugh was insanely ominous, beautiful
@NinjaAirattac
@NinjaAirattac 3 жыл бұрын
@Muura shut up
@Whispervr
@Whispervr 3 жыл бұрын
@Muura based
@ulquiorraswag
@ulquiorraswag 3 жыл бұрын
@Muura counter + your ass
@hunterbeatbilly9836
@hunterbeatbilly9836 3 жыл бұрын
Why's the toaster on social media all of a sudden?
@zowlgd
@zowlgd 3 жыл бұрын
hi whisper i love you c:
@johnt.190
@johnt.190 Жыл бұрын
13:05 Cells after severe DNA damage be like:
@polk1203
@polk1203 3 жыл бұрын
i keep on repeating joel saying "F R E E F U C K S I T E !", It just never stops making me breakdown in laughter. XD
@deadturret4049
@deadturret4049 3 жыл бұрын
Ming dynasty poosie has him acting unwise
@grxntdraws9209
@grxntdraws9209 3 жыл бұрын
1:08 funny how he says "radiation" right after he makes a sound that sounds like a fucking geiger counter
@guts2048
@guts2048 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah facts
@eeeuf_reborn
@eeeuf_reborn 10 ай бұрын
Artist
@OneBiker98
@OneBiker98 2 жыл бұрын
11:45 "FREE FUCKSITE" This sent my ribs into orbit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nausetjf1202
@nausetjf1202 Жыл бұрын
Same
@costelinha1867
@costelinha1867 Жыл бұрын
I thought he was joking, but a quick trip to google translate showed that it was legit.
@koltinn
@koltinn Жыл бұрын
​@@costelinha1867knullsidor and knullsider (Norwegian) same thing... Translates into "fuck pages" but with the context sites would work lol.
@lokky95
@lokky95 3 жыл бұрын
If an anti-malware software detects itself as malware, and then proceeds to destroy itself.. Then is it a virus in disguise, or is it a real anti-malware all along?
@RoseFBN
@RoseFBN 3 жыл бұрын
its both of course
@SgtSega
@SgtSega 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't Joel try that out once?
@mr.crowley64
@mr.crowley64 3 жыл бұрын
Schrödinger’s malware
@miimiiandco
@miimiiandco 2 жыл бұрын
ARTAV has been infected.
@moonsalibi
@moonsalibi 2 жыл бұрын
It's doing its best.
@amduil8168
@amduil8168 3 жыл бұрын
Between those bioshields and the entire NFT shitshow, im starting to think being born with a conscious and morals is just life on hard mode.
@athowar
@athowar 2 жыл бұрын
Conscience?
@lillexus5589
@lillexus5589 2 жыл бұрын
Ask a few politicians.
@Prodawg
@Prodawg 2 жыл бұрын
you'd be suprised
@youtubehasbigcringe
@youtubehasbigcringe 2 жыл бұрын
Literal cringe take
@youtubehasbigcringe
@youtubehasbigcringe 2 жыл бұрын
@S! You
@RCGC480
@RCGC480 3 жыл бұрын
12:01 touching the microwave be like
@Hato_Joestar
@Hato_Joestar 2 жыл бұрын
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
@TheMacCheechMan
@TheMacCheechMan Жыл бұрын
man im always downloading viruses to my microwave on accident as well.
@AstralClayton
@AstralClayton 9 ай бұрын
​@@Hato_JoestarMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
@Hato_Joestar
@Hato_Joestar 9 ай бұрын
@@AstralClayton MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEPBEEPBEEP
@aranunu
@aranunu 3 жыл бұрын
Artav antivirus is LITERALLY the stuff from my nightmares. Ominous beeping, text to speech, suspicious amount of viruses? Oh Christ
@scarthewerewolf
@scarthewerewolf 3 жыл бұрын
What did you expect from IT School student who make anti virus for the first time
@Lostmychill
@Lostmychill 2 жыл бұрын
welcum artav antivirus
@Chaos89P
@Chaos89P 2 жыл бұрын
Just be glad it didn't say "soi" over and over.
@cutecatsara123
@cutecatsara123 2 жыл бұрын
Good thing that nightmare ended itself lol
@sfisher923
@sfisher923 2 жыл бұрын
I would avoid looking up "Navashield" since that is a particular nightmarish one
@ramonestefano
@ramonestefano 3 жыл бұрын
It's been so long we had a destruction video. At this moment, I feel truly blessed
@stonecoldsteveaustin9080
@stonecoldsteveaustin9080 3 жыл бұрын
same
@M084MM3D
@M084MM3D 3 жыл бұрын
The number of replies in this comment it's criminally underrated
@nachosrule6985
@nachosrule6985 3 жыл бұрын
2 years since the Windows 98 destruction.
@Zinc-zz2bb
@Zinc-zz2bb 3 жыл бұрын
At this moment I feel truly based
@mercaderdepenales
@mercaderdepenales 3 жыл бұрын
5:30 and that's how joel managed to take over bonzi buddy
@Red_Bl4ze
@Red_Bl4ze 3 жыл бұрын
The way Joel says “700 FUCKING DOLLARS?!” lives in my head rent-free
@neezynoryu2003
@neezynoryu2003 2 жыл бұрын
1:21
@oneup117gaming4
@oneup117gaming4 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for specifying it lives in your head rent free, some of my embarrassing moments have to pay an embarrassing tax which is one braincell/zeptosecond
@MarkusMaal
@MarkusMaal 2 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing is that it was actually in pounds
@rainbowresorts
@rainbowresorts 2 жыл бұрын
Its「 𝘍 𝘙 𝘌 𝘌 𝘍 𝘜 𝘊 𝘒 𝘚 𝘐 𝘛 𝘌 」that kills me
@extreme_wrestling3476
@extreme_wrestling3476 2 жыл бұрын
The way Joel says "Oh No" after "Welcome Artav Antivirus"
@Ecl1p5e-MM8BDM
@Ecl1p5e-MM8BDM 3 жыл бұрын
Notice how in 5:51 the user "Jiangmin" is literally the company's name when the setup file installs the antivirus at 6:09 with the directory of the exact same name. Also it recommends downloading "Jiangmin Toolbar" after that.
@DonVigaDeFierro
@DonVigaDeFierro 3 жыл бұрын
MARKETING 🗿
@Sockren
@Sockren 3 жыл бұрын
15:06 is just the same lmfao
@jeeves829
@jeeves829 3 жыл бұрын
The only review was also by Jiangmin
@BizarreJokestar
@BizarreJokestar 3 жыл бұрын
@alroightmaite Ah yes, "I will recommend to my classmate" as a con is the best praise I can come up with.
@SirChubbyBunny
@SirChubbyBunny 3 жыл бұрын
12:55 At long last, a comment I left on an older Destruction video became a reality for the world to see in real time.
@arrontheprotogen9276
@arrontheprotogen9276 Жыл бұрын
You mean Vista?
@ImportedSocks
@ImportedSocks 3 жыл бұрын
i started watching Joel when Windows XP destruction came out and my sense of humor never looked back. good times :)
@LevitatingCups
@LevitatingCups 3 жыл бұрын
You've been colonized by the sense of humour of a rambling swede. A Mug moment.
@gamerfreak5665
@gamerfreak5665 3 жыл бұрын
Yup, watching Joel has shaped my sense of humor over the years.
@Mimikwott
@Mimikwott 3 жыл бұрын
Our humor has been infected by the Joel virus
@car1row336
@car1row336 3 жыл бұрын
That video and his RCT2 vids were my introduction. And then I found out hes super into Doom and loves metal so it was like meeting a best friend tbh.
@SunIsLost
@SunIsLost 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@JustAllanTV
@JustAllanTV 3 жыл бұрын
Vinesuace Joel is the living embodiment of Dopamine.
@bread9276
@bread9276 2 жыл бұрын
Upon further analysis of the "bioshield" "USB", it is literally the end of a usb, not even a functioning usb, jammed into a cut crystal rock
@HopePapernacky
@HopePapernacky Ай бұрын
Are you kidding me
@yggdrasilsaltar
@yggdrasilsaltar 3 жыл бұрын
its absolutely mind blowing how we have not run out of windows to destory
@FlowersOfIcetor
@FlowersOfIcetor 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously, we might have to move on to stained glass!
@inny74
@inny74 3 жыл бұрын
What's next? Windows Neptune?! (Yes, that exists. There is only one build of Neptune ever)
@Michael-hu2fb
@Michael-hu2fb 3 жыл бұрын
@@inny74 orrrr Windows 11
@vinicius100470
@vinicius100470 3 жыл бұрын
When he runs out I'm really curious to see if he'll try out different systems like android or even IOS.
@cyberqueen201
@cyberqueen201 3 жыл бұрын
@@vinicius100470 I was gonna say Ubuntu or even Edubuntu
@GamayObera
@GamayObera 3 жыл бұрын
7:18 Intivirus sounds like an word created by SQEX to define an re-release of their JRPGs.
@dedchanel4002
@dedchanel4002 3 жыл бұрын
@@dlog because your grandmother slapped him when he was a wee baby for swallowing an entire duplo set in the attic just kidding i don't know
@julianbesem7718
@julianbesem7718 3 жыл бұрын
@@dlog Are you perhaps typing any kind of Swears? Then it's KZbin itself who's deleting the comments
@--Io--
@--Io-- 3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for Final Fantasy XVII: Intivirus
@RiloTheFox
@RiloTheFox 2 жыл бұрын
@@--Io-- That would be a great title for an Upcoming Final Fantasy game!
@junkdog4138
@junkdog4138 2 жыл бұрын
4:47 the timing is just immaculate, really
@MamaAki
@MamaAki 3 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the day when Joel is so stupid that he forgets to disable "Shared folders", with his host PC, that he infects his actual PC.
@namesurname4666
@namesurname4666 3 жыл бұрын
I think the shared folder is read only so they could only read the data
@CertifiedNEETClassic
@CertifiedNEETClassic 3 жыл бұрын
@@namesurname4666 I don't think that would stop it from passing through the shared data folder into a whole new world. It would just stop it from infecting what's inside.
@martwymem2564
@martwymem2564 3 жыл бұрын
One day, somehow G-Data from my real PC blocked an Angelfire site on VirtualBox. Maybe because I had shared folders turned on?
@LepidoliteMica
@LepidoliteMica 3 жыл бұрын
@@CertifiedNEETClassic It kinda would, necessarily; if the folder is read-only to the virtual machine then the VM can't put data into it to begin with, preventing it from getting data outside the virtual environment and infecting the host machine.
@tl1882
@tl1882 3 жыл бұрын
i think you need vbox additions or vmware tools which you shouldnt install when trying to get malware
@pegasus_2137
@pegasus_2137 3 жыл бұрын
4:29 Goddammit now I really want to hear Joel's impression of his actual voice, GRRM has such a weird voice, it'd be great.
@MammonCity
@MammonCity 2 жыл бұрын
He sounds like nerd from randy prozac work
@Yuginkai12
@Yuginkai12 7 ай бұрын
Yeee-eh-HEHEHEE
@nicholasfokas4292
@nicholasfokas4292 2 жыл бұрын
11:50 One of the best text to speech voices I’ve heard. Wonder where ARTAV got it from
@markusTegelane
@markusTegelane 2 жыл бұрын
It’s Microsoft Sam
@ActionJotaPe
@ActionJotaPe Жыл бұрын
@@markusTegelaneMicrosoft Slam
@pissandcornflakes9119
@pissandcornflakes9119 Жыл бұрын
my roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi
@nicholasfokas4292
@nicholasfokas4292 Жыл бұрын
@@pissandcornflakes9119 I didn’t know what that was until I just looked it up thank you for telling me of that masterpiece
@thomasl1061
@thomasl1061 Ай бұрын
Thanks Master Chief
@DiegoTan66
@DiegoTan66 3 жыл бұрын
I need more Joel browsing through weird corners of the internet like that bio shield thing or ice chewers, this shit is hilarious
@C-Midori
@C-Midori 3 жыл бұрын
*“Pros: Nothing in this program is good.“* it’s that bad
@XmodxgodX
@XmodxgodX 3 жыл бұрын
-Marketing_SpeedUpPCTool
@switchstar098
@switchstar098 Жыл бұрын
1:00 yo is that the shield that gravity falls used? Damn, Stan made sure to commercialize that.
@TydeForseti
@TydeForseti 3 жыл бұрын
12:39 This part had me DYING, it’s so funny to me that an antivirus software detects itself as a virus and deletes itself.
@Yuginkai12
@Yuginkai12 2 жыл бұрын
S C A N F I N N I S H
@DotMatrix-MLP
@DotMatrix-MLP Жыл бұрын
😂
@MsJoyMaeda
@MsJoyMaeda 3 жыл бұрын
Artav deleting itself is amazing, I re-played that part over and over.
@allyson8948
@allyson8948 3 жыл бұрын
12:56 When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you
@veveveveveveveveveve
@veveveveveveveveveve 3 жыл бұрын
Glad to see Joel's still making Windows Destructions
@GoogleUser-ms6hr
@GoogleUser-ms6hr 3 жыл бұрын
And of this high quality too, this is another classic
@SunIsLost
@SunIsLost 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@SunIsLost
@SunIsLost 3 жыл бұрын
The nostalgia HITS HARD! :-)
@Ness_Dreemurr
@Ness_Dreemurr 3 жыл бұрын
1:21 I love his reaction to the price
@rubiks_20
@rubiks_20 2 жыл бұрын
DO££AR$!?
@galladegamerletsplays
@galladegamerletsplays 2 жыл бұрын
*_SEVEN HUNDRED FOCKEN DOLLARS_*
@superrazor7617
@superrazor7617 2 жыл бұрын
With taxes is gonna be 800
@Punktrick1259
@Punktrick1259 Жыл бұрын
​@@galladegamerletsplays*HAHAHAHAAHAHA WHAT ARE U SERIOUS*
@Williamplayz2011
@Williamplayz2011 10 ай бұрын
sounds like markiplier
@unsubscribenow6474
@unsubscribenow6474 2 жыл бұрын
13:11 i think thats because ARTAV "fix" all of your issues, most of them were in system32
@jon7980
@jon7980 3 жыл бұрын
I like how the Encryption message explicitly said that only single smiles count towards the counter but pretty much the entire chat spammed multiple smiles. Not sure if chat is stupid or just really mean.
@iristhorne6521
@iristhorne6521 3 жыл бұрын
Both? Both.
@SleepyKonii
@SleepyKonii 3 жыл бұрын
Both
@syleedlibra0712
@syleedlibra0712 3 жыл бұрын
A little bit of both, myself included
@viscountalpha
@viscountalpha 2 жыл бұрын
There's a 30 second counter on twitch on a duplicate message. So, yeah.
@RTU130
@RTU130 2 жыл бұрын
Ye
@PhirePhlame
@PhirePhlame 3 жыл бұрын
More specifically, Longhorn was the development codename for Vista. The idea was for the Longhorn project to serve as a midway point between Windows XP (which had been codenamed "Whistler") and the Blackcomb project, much like how their namesakes are the Whistler and Blackcomb mountains in the Fitzsimmons range, with Longhorn Saloon situated between the two. Unfortunately, both projects Longhorn and Blackcomb were quite badly mismanaged, with individual departments submitting entire builds unilaterally, and little if any consensus on what features are okay for Longhorn vs what should be held off for Blackcomb. Eventually, corporate got fed up, and in 2004 both projects were ordered back to square one.
@kantraa
@kantraa Жыл бұрын
i never knew why longhorn was cancelled. early builds of it seemed way better than any other windows version
@ahmed_obeid_bin_daghr
@ahmed_obeid_bin_daghr 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I live in the small town of that Car Ad at 3:21 his commercials are everywhere
@sam4gaming135
@sam4gaming135 3 жыл бұрын
5:54 the reviewer is an introvert, the antivirus was so good it forced them to socialise
@TrainCon1958
@TrainCon1958 3 жыл бұрын
*Joel Slaps Computer Top* "This bad boy can fit so many 𝔸 ℝ 𝕋 𝔸 𝕍"
@hydd_4
@hydd_4 2 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@iLikeFrutigerAero
@iLikeFrutigerAero 2 жыл бұрын
15:00 the ad shows someone died of Speed up PC Tool
@JohnMesaSFM_Official
@JohnMesaSFM_Official 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting to note that the Artav Antivirus was actually made by some middle schoolers from Indonesia back in 2011. Apparently the creator of that software admitted that he mimicked the code from someone else and he didn't properly credited him which he did in an updated version. Info about it, apart from some articles are pretty scarce so this thing is pretty much almost abandonware. Even as an Indonesian myself, didn't know it existed.
@laplaciangntx
@laplaciangntx 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, so thats why it says supported by "beasiswa unggulan kemdiknas". I freaked out when I saw the Indonesian ministry of education logo on some random scam-looking antivirus 🤣
@Ristyo
@Ristyo 3 жыл бұрын
@@laplaciangntx same lol i had to do multiple takes
@totor999
@totor999 3 жыл бұрын
After running out of Windows operating systems to torture, Jobel the Destroyer used the power he gathered from all his previous victims to reach out of our reality and pull a new OS from an alternate timeline, just so he can continue his cruel but necessary task.
@CrabHead501
@CrabHead501 2 жыл бұрын
8:28 for context on why linus is on this video, linus currently runs mutiple channels besides LTT (linus tech tips), example being short circuit, techquickie etc. Linus frequently appeared on his parent channels but now he doesnt appear as much as before.
@portalmasterjake5267
@portalmasterjake5267 3 жыл бұрын
11:44 literally made me spit out my water
@jakebello7988
@jakebello7988 3 жыл бұрын
“F R E E F U C K S I T E”
@themightyjill
@themightyjill Жыл бұрын
*FREE FUCK SITE!* And then Joel loses his shit.
@tomtrublu
@tomtrublu Жыл бұрын
I ACTUALLY TRANSLATED IT ACTUALLY TRANSLATES TO THAT
@TescoMealDeal571
@TescoMealDeal571 3 жыл бұрын
jobels back at it "WHYS THERE A LION? **SCREAMING CAT** "
@JanneSiimesvaara
@JanneSiimesvaara 3 жыл бұрын
Screaming cats, truly a staple of Windows Destruction.
@A_very_tinly_can
@A_very_tinly_can Жыл бұрын
The bioshield website served one and only one purpose. To be the laughing stock of the internet for a day or two
@GAHDOOOO
@GAHDOOOO 3 жыл бұрын
Watching Uncle Jobel videos after a long time of not doing so is like visiting an old friend
@tertiaritus
@tertiaritus 3 жыл бұрын
His laugh also reminds me of telling an old inside joke to your friend
@Hutch2Much
@Hutch2Much 3 жыл бұрын
the official java website also looks really old and like a virus site. seriously i swear it hasn’t been updated in 20 years
@namesurname4666
@namesurname4666 3 жыл бұрын
Java itself it's out of date, the installer has windows vista style progress bar
@Hutch2Much
@Hutch2Much 3 жыл бұрын
@@namesurname4666 i know right why haven’t they updated that lmao
@soloman3444
@soloman3444 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hutch2Much It's the same with VirtualBox, another product that Oracle got when it acquired Sun Microsystems back in 2010. Now, I'm not saying they haven't updated the site because they're scumbags who would only update it if it made them more money: but shortly after acquiring Sun, Oracle ended a few very important Free & Open-Source projects by Sun and sued Google for using the Java API in Android.
@its-amemegatron.9521
@its-amemegatron.9521 3 жыл бұрын
Java is a nostalgic site NGL
@nuclearsummer7796
@nuclearsummer7796 3 жыл бұрын
Really isn't official, since openJRE and openJDK exist.
@james7819
@james7819 3 жыл бұрын
1:21 700 FUCKING DOLLARS???
@plaguedoctorspencer
@plaguedoctorspencer 2 жыл бұрын
the sequel to ONE DOLAR?
@neatgamer5999
@neatgamer5999 2 ай бұрын
He sounded like Hulk Hogan😂
@bm_midotv9841
@bm_midotv9841 3 жыл бұрын
I was just done rewatching all the old windows destruction vids And this just dropped My joy cannot be described
@WhimsicottFanatic
@WhimsicottFanatic 3 жыл бұрын
It's funny how despite my habit of watching videos on obscure technology stuffs [granted it was usually gaming], I had _never_ heard of Longhorn, and I'm only now finding out about it from *Joel* of all people Truly astounding
@jackhazardous4008
@jackhazardous4008 3 жыл бұрын
I was expecting Kitboga to do it sooner tbh
@deadturret4049
@deadturret4049 3 жыл бұрын
All the different versions of Longhorn are honestly really cool. Seeing it start out as an enhanced version of XP before jumping ship and becoming proto-Vista is honestly fascinating. I legit really like the whole side bar concept too.
@dildino6199
@dildino6199 2 жыл бұрын
11:14 "gratis knullsidor" means free sex sites lol
@DannyEastes
@DannyEastes 3 жыл бұрын
I love how chat just didnt read the instructions and spammed smiles in the wrong chat lmao
@phili.9304
@phili.9304 3 жыл бұрын
15:36 This is EXACTLY how imagined joels house
@ButterBlaziken230
@ButterBlaziken230 Жыл бұрын
fun fact: the video at 8:33 appeared in my cybersecurity homework i wish i was joking
@opalrose2002
@opalrose2002 3 жыл бұрын
Joel must be protected at all costs. I can’t express how happy this notification made me
@SapphireCarbuncle009
@SapphireCarbuncle009 3 жыл бұрын
12:57 Hey, for a scam antivirus it was at least honest enough to gaslight itself.
@mareksicinski3726
@mareksicinski3726 3 жыл бұрын
gaslight? hm
@wegaan7550
@wegaan7550 3 жыл бұрын
Not a real word
@failedabortion1894
@failedabortion1894 3 жыл бұрын
_"When you want to use a word you just learnt but you don't even know what it means"_
@TyperMarlinGames
@TyperMarlinGames 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think you know what that word means
@StarIsCool69
@StarIsCool69 2 жыл бұрын
" *700 FUCKEN DOLLARS?!* " Best line honestly lmao
@riksfahmii1403
@riksfahmii1403 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, didn't expect Joel to pick up on Artav. I remembered using this back in 2010 on my PC (which by now has died due to my power supply exploded) and absolutely hated it. As seen on the 'about' tab, it's an Indonesian anti-virus, made by an 8th grader (with the help of his brother on designing the GUI) at around 2009. It's mainly seen in many smaller internet cafes and PC that were built by shady PC builder at that time. Around 2011, there were articles hovering in the air about that particular anti-virus, revealing that the kid who programmed it, 'copy-pasted' some features, such as Quarantine, from another shady anti-virus. Going back to the about tab, if they're being honest, this software was supported by the Indonesian Ministry of National Education. Wow.
@MakotoIchinose
@MakotoIchinose 3 жыл бұрын
It's the same level of quack Indonesian AV as SMADAV.
@riksfahmii1403
@riksfahmii1403 3 жыл бұрын
@@MakotoIchinose Exactly.
@isaac10231
@isaac10231 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I wondered who was pumping out all these shitty antivirus softwares. Now I know a little more.
@denverkweh1642
@denverkweh1642 3 жыл бұрын
@@MakotoIchinose Funnily enough,that's the exact antivirus that came pre-installed in my laptop that I bought last year lmao. Got rid of it though,pretty annoying to have around honestly.
@donkarasu-9644
@donkarasu-9644 3 жыл бұрын
Man, seeing Joel explore KZbin here made me miss the dislike counter.
@MisterAutist
@MisterAutist 3 жыл бұрын
I felt the same thing. KZbin is just so fucking dumb
@namesurname4666
@namesurname4666 3 жыл бұрын
Just install the extension that brings back dislikes (they are still in the code but hidden)
@bitelaserkhalif
@bitelaserkhalif 3 жыл бұрын
@@foolishgoose453 they have work around; API data got scraped to database, and for newer videos, users who used extension and hit dislike contributes to their database.
@glorytogamersxp
@glorytogamersxp 2 жыл бұрын
Joel has been consistent in the last 5 or so years of curing my depression every time i watch
@KyosukeShigeru
@KyosukeShigeru 2 жыл бұрын
His highlights are always good for a laugh, I find myself binging on his videos when I need a decent laugh or two.
@squirrelguy2195
@squirrelguy2195 3 жыл бұрын
3:06 - fun fact, SuperAntiSpyware is actually really solid, despite it's goofy appearance.
@urielsgift7585
@urielsgift7585 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!! I was slightly annoyed people misunderstood it
@greggster990
@greggster990 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I like it because it clears out a lot of other things that aren't explicitly spyware.
@burnv664
@burnv664 3 жыл бұрын
Okay "MarketingSuperAntiSpyware"
@squirrelguy2195
@squirrelguy2195 3 жыл бұрын
@@burnv664 LOL
@dougiebell9944
@dougiebell9944 3 жыл бұрын
Wrong
@masterzoroark6664
@masterzoroark6664 3 жыл бұрын
Once Bonzi Buddy site says "Fecal Funny" we will feel true impact of Joel
@gasmaskd9322
@gasmaskd9322 4 ай бұрын
That "700 FUCKIN' DOLLARS!?" was absolutely gutteral and visceral
@HelixAdamOxford
@HelixAdamOxford 3 жыл бұрын
10:41 me watching the man outside of my submarine drown to death as i mock him
@moistquasar3572
@moistquasar3572 3 жыл бұрын
Sleeping is thrown out of the window when Joel uploads at midnight
@forkbobm
@forkbobm 2 жыл бұрын
as a Bosnian i can confidently say that your pronunciation of Ilija Lakicevic was close to the correct pronunciation good job
@colinvancampenhout
@colinvancampenhout 3 жыл бұрын
Joel you should do a series about destroying computers to the brink of death and then testing what legit antivirus, if any, can fix them
@mareksicinski3726
@mareksicinski3726 3 жыл бұрын
Nah not rly how it works
@Ze_eT
@Ze_eT 3 жыл бұрын
Antivirus are preventive, not repairing. If you already got fucked by a treat, you will stay fucked. There are only very rare circumstances where you can actually try to fix your computer if it has been fucked (e.g. specific ransomwares where you can recover the files using a key generator/using the internet), however it won't be an antivirus that will be able to help you.
@ReesesBees
@ReesesBees 3 жыл бұрын
Won’t work. Antivirus programs don’t repair your system. Once it’s fucked, *it’s fucked.*
@DareZero
@DareZero 3 жыл бұрын
That's kinda what he did, despite not knowing it. SuperAntiSpyware is actually a legit program, a bit dated but definitely not malware, and it shut the whole thing down.
@Sara3346
@Sara3346 3 жыл бұрын
@@DareZero you are joking?
@RealValkor
@RealValkor 3 жыл бұрын
God this makes me so happy, windows destructions were the thing that introduced me into his content in the first place :)
@Damaster290
@Damaster290 3 ай бұрын
1:21 my reaction to the ps5 pro
@ordinarynobody1022
@ordinarynobody1022 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly surprised you found Indonesian’s antivirus ARTAV. Fun fact, it was made by a 13 year old boy and his older sibling. Also fun fact, allegedly the software’s code is taken from other antivirus. Also somehow endorsed by minister of education?
@blazerod7405
@blazerod7405 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised too ngl
@shoraz
@shoraz 3 жыл бұрын
Wait so it's legit? Well "legit". I need to know more XD
@ordinarynobody1022
@ordinarynobody1022 3 жыл бұрын
Some added info This was made by 13 y.o. boy in 2011. The stolen code was some bits of the features, not all of them. The original maker forgave them and allowed them to copy the code with his permission.
@Davidpoland2005
@Davidpoland2005 2 жыл бұрын
9:29 by the way he installed pipis
@NeviTheLettyFan
@NeviTheLettyFan 2 жыл бұрын
Indonesian momento
@tonys6620
@tonys6620 3 жыл бұрын
At this rate Joel's gonna have to do Linux destructions when he runs out of Windows and Mac versions to use
@redpheonix1000
@redpheonix1000 3 жыл бұрын
That's easy, just install Steam
@RayanM50B25
@RayanM50B25 3 жыл бұрын
@@redpheonix1000 how do you install steam (for free)
@tiagometallica007
@tiagometallica007 3 жыл бұрын
@@redpheonix1000 Underrated comment
@may292
@may292 3 жыл бұрын
Theres windows 11 now
@namesurname4666
@namesurname4666 3 жыл бұрын
@@RayanM50B25 linux users be like: command line to install software
@Vladi012
@Vladi012 2 жыл бұрын
13:04 the funniest part of the video beginns
@Blarnix
@Blarnix 3 жыл бұрын
I AM SO INSANELY EXCITED
@namesurname4666
@namesurname4666 3 жыл бұрын
I'm reading that in joel's voice when he says GRAND DAD
@SomeHomesickAlien
@SomeHomesickAlien 3 жыл бұрын
Wake up honey, Joel uploaded another Windows destruction
@ElAntichrist
@ElAntichrist 7 ай бұрын
I never get tired of watching this kind of videos
@cali7056
@cali7056 3 жыл бұрын
8:55 i used to think arabfunny type videos were ironic until seeing this
@VirtualNate
@VirtualNate 3 жыл бұрын
12:45 That's the first time I've seen a rouge antivirus crash and I already love it. It's as if it naturalized itself.
@akhimahathir2004
@akhimahathir2004 Жыл бұрын
8:41 linus
@vendrineswtor3190
@vendrineswtor3190 Жыл бұрын
Leenus
@Miguelnoriega2
@Miguelnoriega2 11 ай бұрын
Osing yu boot Is not the Solutions to these prooblems
@wulzyfan59
@wulzyfan59 3 ай бұрын
​@@Miguelnoriega2i don't think so, i don't think so linus
@Miguelnoriega2
@Miguelnoriega2 3 ай бұрын
@@wulzyfan59 🤷
@wulzyfan59
@wulzyfan59 2 ай бұрын
​@@Miguelnoriega2 (joel bursts into laughter)
@capatap7091
@capatap7091 3 жыл бұрын
3:00 When I was a kid, I used to wonder why my grandma's computer ran so slow, until I saw that beast on her desktop.
@noway9320
@noway9320 3 жыл бұрын
5:48 THATS THE GUY WHO MADE THE GODDAMN ANTIVIRUS HE REVIEWED HIS OWN CRAP I'M LOSING IT
@thecreator3145
@thecreator3145 9 ай бұрын
Nice pfp.
@DamianNoctem
@DamianNoctem Жыл бұрын
Windows 3.1 destruction -Boots up -Clicks any game -The end
@nothere5378
@nothere5378 3 жыл бұрын
The timing on the laugh at 2:00 is perfect
@sponsoredbymusic
@sponsoredbymusic 3 жыл бұрын
At 1:06 he sounds like a geiger counter and then says radiation 😂
@guts2048
@guts2048 2 жыл бұрын
Truueeee
@SasiakGnarly
@SasiakGnarly Жыл бұрын
1:07 I love how he sounds like a Geiger counter before saying "radiation" lmao
@pierdeer
@pierdeer 3 жыл бұрын
I'm confident the smile spam at the end could've worked, but.. should've told the ViH mods in advance so that they could remove the slowmode stuff temporarily haha
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