[Vinesauce] Joel - Temu Trash

[@SkorpyoTFC]

"I'm sure you've seen the video of the skibidi toilet birthday party..." I really and honestly fucking haven't, Joel.

[@eightcoins4401]

Get with the times boomer

[@revel10]

yeah the future is now old man

[@HatsODoom]

That one clip gave me a stomach ulcer.

[@waitwhat7838]

there was also a skibidi toilet wedding too

[@spagelsmegal]

Clearly doesn’t have skibidi rizz

[@Boney9551]

For those who genuinely wonder why Joel takes a while to upload: he keep shItting himself when he on the compute so he must instal custom shitte removal device

[@BierBart12]

Desk bidet

[@caniplayzz]

free bluetooth drivers no hack

[@gyromothman]

He got mao disease 😔

[@brazilian_oak]

Sounds like a Super Ghostbusters song

[@TheSilly6403]

The electric toothbrush

[@03Sys]

*_STEPPING ON SHIT FEELING_*

[@HankMFWimbleton]

Super soft pain

[@Quacking-Goose]

not just soft, soft with bullets

[@Lamedude6774]

Military training is special

[@scottcaramel]

@bruhmoment5974 ? I don’t get it

[@ProbablyAnAmateur]

i dont think id want that

[@cFyugThCzvAqYaGmxRgfCKTuvHMEjQ]

"stepping on shit" is a direct translation of a Chinese idiom like "walking on clouds", you can just type "shit stepping shoes" into these chineses websites and gets SO many results lmao

[@catz4everr]

@rrzzz-ll2zm both are soft

[@DarkOverlord96]

shit clouds lol

[@SuperPerry1000]

funnily enough, that probably makes that the most truthful "advertising" in the entire video. I mean, you can't walk on a cloud, can you? It's just water in vapour form. So "walking on clouds" wouldn't really be anything - just like those soles, I imagine.

[@sparklecat60]

@rrzzz-ll2zm it’s kind of like the gross-out advertising of the 90s. the original term is 踩屎感 which literally translates to “the feeling of stepping in shit.” I’m not as familiar with Chinese internet niches as I am with the ones in the greater World Wide Web but I assume that this term probably originated from either a viral meme or one of those livestream marketers.

[@shirleymaemattthews4862]

Typical east Asian humor

[@Reiss-jb6in]

I hope someone animates Joel yelling "BANBAN" out his window

[@Gregonimations]

YES!!!

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

Fetish content

[@lowpolyzoe]

I think Joel yelling BANBAN out his window on a static screen is perfect already

[@noises4978]

YOU DO IT

[@Fatih_M177]

BANBAN?? From the FLEENTSTONES!!??? Edit: God damnit, turns out it's BaMbaM not Banban, now the joke doesn't work anymore XD

[@notremorse]

i can't believe that the swedish calendar finally caught up to everywhere else

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

_"Da _*_FUG_*_ is a Full Sauce channel?"_ Amirite

[@abyssalplanes]

actually, because he posted his Temu video late, he gets put higher in search results because it's more recent :^)

[@surprise3567]

it's thrice as fast, but goes back 3 months every 3 months

[@cr1tikal_arc]

@@abyssalplanes that makes 0 sense and that's also obviously not why he took his time lol, there's another comment that gives a better explanation

[@Oh_Low]

chinese here, the meaning of "mao" disease is most likely a mistranslation of 毛病. the phrase 'no "mao" disease' is most likely mistranslated from 没毛病, meaning no problem or without failure.

[@mitzo4526]

maybe they were just obsessed with the liberation of the peasants and proletarians

[@bruhmomentmaker4979]

​@@mitzo4526mao disease turns you into a based landlord killer

[@EnderBanned]

I thought it might be a mistranslation of "china virus" AKA COVID-19.

[@pupyfan69]

​@@mitzo4526certified TRUE by real chinese patriots

[@Oh_Low]

@@mitzo4526 kind far stretched from a roomba ad..... but who knows

[@astronights]

he finally recovered from mao disease

[@psgbreakcore]

mao 🐈

[@gsc8713]

mio mao mio mao lalalala

[@deadturret4049]

He wouldnt have caught Mao disease if that ming dynasty poosie didnt have him acting unwise

[@randomdeliveryguy]

Too bad he got Xi disease right after. Man can't get a break.

[@hongkongdad928]

🎵 I need you 🎵

[@QuartQ3]

JOEL REMEMBERED HIS PASSWORD

[@boogie8586]

1k likes and no replies? I got u

[@jamskel]

1 like and no replies? THE CURSE OF MAO DISEASE!!!!​@@boogie8586

[@Prosto-Ban]

@@boogie8586I’m going to banban your house

[@moonlighttf2]

1.2k likes and no replies? I got u

[@Cozmorobotanki2016]

​@@moonlighttf2yep your banned

[@KeshiaRambles]

Mao disease is a very serious condition in which you get an insatiable thirst for the blood of landlords.

[@Calvin_Coolage]

And an unreasonable hatred of sparrows.

[@xXx_Regulus_xXx]

​@@Calvin_Coolage and people who wear glasses

[@pupyfan69]

​@@xXx_Regulus_xXxthat was the khmer rouge

[@xXx_Regulus_xXx]

@@pupyfan69 agh you're right, thank you

[@Scrufflord]

sounds like it wouldnt have an effect on me then

[@shatterthevessel]

9:05 as a kid i did this EXACT thing with my brother about weegee. it was a joke at first, but then i actually got kind of scared that weegee could pop in and turn me into a weegee clone so i left my bedroom, crying and laughing at the same time looking for comfort from my mom.

[@sunkist19512]

obey weegee

[@somerandomguy-3102]

join weegee

[@PancakeQuest55434]

kill mario-

[@Danook09]

@@sunkist19512destroy Mario

[@joeyravioli]

At least 10 people have given you a restraining order for that "BAAAAANBAAAAN" scream

[@extraonions]

And don't forget "ZUMBO ZAUCSE!!!!!!"

[@RandomGuy37]

4:01 Imagine walking outside in Sweden, having a good time, when suddenly Joel randomly appears from the window and yells BANBAN

[@falloutpip985]

The audio when he says bon bon distorts and makes him sound like he is possesed

[@Bobba_raekus]

Can't imagine having a good time in Sweden so the premise falls apart before it's even begun.

[@iamthehype3684]

​@@Bobba_raekusOne must imagine the swedes happy

[@Willbill66]

“ZUMBO SAUCE!!!!” - Joel

[@TheRealSacrystrfa]

to be fair they were completely drunk so they would have found it hilarious

[@Regulith]

I really cannot imagine seeing the most incomprehensible strings of words ever written on a store graphic and going "yeah that's probably a quality product, buying this will be a good decision"

[@xXx_Regulus_xXx]

me, only looking at the pictures before clicking buy: 🗿

[@dymaxion3988]

The thing about buying banbans off of temu even though there’s official merch kinda makes me think that some people are buying based on the appearance of cheapness. Like as in a whole new level of cynicism, where, say you’re getting something for someone else: you don’t want to waste time looking at stuff that might be expensive, so you go straight to the dumpster because you assume it’ll be cheaper (even if it actually isn’t).

[@thewolfin]

i bought these shoes at the store too

[@Regulith]

@@dymaxion3988 that's fair but I guess I'm thinking less about knockoff plushies or nonsensical t-shirts and more about the people who buy like...roombas or muscle powder, things where it's a little more important that the product doesn't burn your house down or contain a generous helping of fiberglass

[@dymaxion3988]

@@Regulith Yeah, that is a bit different… I can’t pretend to know why people buy the “clown reaper joker edition” muscle juice or the mao disease insoles

[@youguyslikekof9976]

NEW JOEL UPLOAD

[@ImNamo_]

indeed my friend

[@rosavelazquez5558]

LESSS GOOOO AUUUGHHHH

[@jetfery]

this is huge

[@shaneszucs6683]

WE USED TO WAIT FOR DAYS LIKE THESE

[@mriquacks9104]

YEAHHHH NEW JOEL UPLOAD

[@ReboyGTR]

*Shame the wing chicken.* 🎶 *Hide the pizza.* 🎶

[@phygs]

mondegreen without even changing languages

[@zombiekiwi]

Feel my confidence chicken, my heart is feeling bacon

[@AlNimation64]

If you’re wondering, the song is called “How to Love” by Cash Cash.

[@imovertoo1000]

*My hart is feeling bakon*

[@ALEX-zw6wh]

I heard “Hi vin diesel”

[@rollapoid]

id like you all to know that sometime after the mention of mao disease, i noticed joel hadnt streamed in a while so i asked the jabroni mike discord where he was. "he has mao disease" they said. i thought to myself wow never heard of that. wonder what it is. eventually i saw the vod and figured it out.

[@ona512]

Free him

[@scokio9947]

31:08 Joel extended his vocal cords capabilities from laughing so much he sounds like a pelican

[@Dakaboi]

Joel uploads every lowpoint of my life and there's always a turnaround right after

[@DogeAgainstTheMachine]

Same

[@blockedblock5203]

Why would he upload your low points that seems like personal stuff

[@HentaiTrapLord]

@@blockedblock5203He uploads *at* this person's low points

[@BierBart12]

@@blockedblock5203 If he never took the hippocratic oath, he can't break it The silly svedish therapist

[@ona512]

Pleas

[@teddiepersonafour]

NO JOEL THEY HAVE YOUR PERSONAL DATA NOW NOOOO

[@ThePoisonedYouth]

We already have that.

[@Magestig]

*Bearsonal data

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

What good info would they find from someone who angered a purple monkey?

[@SulAdica]

​@@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake You underestimate Bonzi

[@ShOscar]

WE GETTIN MAO DISEASE WITH THIS ONE

[@northuniverse]

our mao disease

[@GyeYeonGye64]

Ah.. need yuo...🗣🗣🤤🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

@@GyeYeonGye64 Woomy.

[@lewatoaofair2522]

13:57

[@TheCelestial]

@@ShOscar Stepping on Shit Feeling now

[@kingcrab1774]

The song that plays during the Roomba video is a remix of Lovin' You - Minnie Riperton

[@Shrreder]

you know which remix? curious to hear which one

[@kingcrab1774]

@@Shrreder nah sorry, i just know the original

[@Leurak]

pretty sure someone shared the link or remix name in chat back then, but i can't find it in my watch history

[@haeloaway]

@@Leurak let us know if you can find it!

[@thewolfin]

I think I remember that sampled in a song by The Orb

[@servantofwrath7370]

No joke, I was watching this in a stream with my best friend and the Banban segment had us laughing so hard we almost fainted from lack of oxygen.

[@Slade-2556]

The fact i discovered joel via a jojo bizarre adventure mugen game via a secret character selection will always be the best origin story of me finding a KZbinr and becoming a fan of

[@HentaiTrapLord]

Dude, that's fuckin' insane. Probably the coolest way to get into Joel

[@suckassmork2972]

Dude, same.

[@itapple53]

Same

[@jellykirby2278]

I found him while looking for v sauce best typo of my life

[@darklord7979]

I found him by asking on Miiverse for good KZbinrs to watch when I was 8

[@nekotaku2358]

" Inject me with cement " still remains my favorite qoute from all of this lol

[@flyingbodysymphony]

20:55 *gasp* “He sucks with his robo-peanus” will live rent free in my brain for quite a long time, thanks funny streamer man

[@Calvin_Coolage]

The fucking way he says that is so funny man.

[@Stolen_skeleton_tf2]

Pænīš

[@nuggihuggi]

half of the wait on this video's upload was probably waiting for the blanket to be shipped

[@retro356]

More than 2 videos in 1 year? Joel you spoil us too much

[@GamayObera]

Mao Disease effect: Makes your voice to sound like these cyclops from *Dark Castle* while being in love to a roomba.

[@Markiegee50X]

The other side effect is the song Loving You is stuck in your head forever

[@lithium444]

11:32 Imagine seeing someone roll out a blanket of themselves in the middle of a park and recording it

[@invisyarcticfreak]

11:32 no way joel touched grass

[@Sirkrunkk]

He responds from his hut

[@CowLiver]

Svvedesh ice dweller finally emerges from his lean-to; is dazzled by objects and goods from the eastern orient.

[@kiricappuchin]

I have survived on Temu Trash Mini-edits for so long, feels good to get a main-channel highlight

[@IzzatRadz1f]

THE WAY HE MOCKED THE HIGH PITCHED VOICE ON THE ROOMBA VIDEO I CANT 😭😭😭😭

[@toxic_gamer1]

1:26 "Protegent sounds more like a dental cream... for your ass." -Joel 2018

[@pajamapantsjack]

“I am afraid of women” -richter Belmont

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

"WHAT...is a WOMAN?!" *-Vlad "Dracula" Tepes; Married*

[@moh.syafrianabie8899]

That's Netflix's Richter. Real Richter rides all women he sees

[@andresrodrz]

​@@moh.syafrianabie8899 Just a reminder that real richter caused the SOTN events 😭

[@moh.syafrianabie8899]

@@andresrodrz I know and he's based. He's so powerful that he missed fighting dracula so he resurrected dracula again. What a gigachad

[@Saxdude26]

The Mao Disease turning Joel into Pingu was hilarious. But the insoles are the PEAK of the whole video. I'm still baffled people are continuing to try and upsell Temu, and every time I'm asked what is wrong with it, I INSTINCTIVELY respond with "stepping on shit feeling" without missing a beat.

[@sonoda944]

Thank god i wasn't the only one that hearing pingu

[@MadWatcher]

*STEPPING ON SHIT FEELING*

[@Saxdude26]

​​​@@MadWatcher It's Flo Rida from Temu OOOOOOH SOMETIMES STEPPING ON S*** FEELING YEAH

[@elegant_lilligant]

I used to have a negative opinion on Temu but hey, it's the only place I can buy a Bald Joel blanket from so I guess it's not THAT bad!

[@BrilliantRipeMike]

Oh, its really bad. Did you know? There's a file in Temu's app folder, that's similar to a popular antivirus app (I think it was an antivirus) that had the ability to access your phone's personal data, and other things.

[@elegant_lilligant]

​@@BrilliantRipeMikeBut does any other place have Thumb Joey as a blanket? Thought so.

[@joemkdd]

@@BrilliantRipeMike this is a joke comment btw

[@elliot_rat]

​@elegant_lilligant redbubl

[@TallTapper]

lilligant feet

[@NocheTenebri]

4:57 I'm NEVER going to get over how the literal _instant_ Joel notices B***y, Guile's theme starts playing. 9:14 the combination of the way Joel said this with this video clip made me actually cough laughing thanks Also, "Mao Roombussy" sent me into a hysterical laughing fit so powerful it made my back hurt. Well done

[@Kaibutsu_lol]

I’m going be honest man I’m going through a really rough patch right now and your stupidity and humor really helps me out thanks for the laughs joel :>

[@squiddu]

check out his vods for more silly :3

[@Kaibutsu_lol]

@@squiddu I’ve been a vargskelethor fan for years i love the vods

[@FainthedCherry]

That makes TWO OF US

[@mr.shameless1886]

review: "Not too noisy" Owner of Shitfuck roomba: _Occupation: _*_"Steel Production"_*

[@carlmiller8752]

Under appreciated comment fr I just noticed that 💀

[@paulcavazos]

Ah yes, my favorite Skibidi Poggers Circus Character, Pepino Vargskeletor

[@commenter_HIMIK-MAN]

"poggers" Senior citizen spoted.

[@saturniidspectre]

Pepino Vargskeletor the Disassembly Drone. (Wait, is Murder Drones that deep in Gen Alpha brainrot?)

[@ram_stick_samurai]

Joel yelling "BANBAN" and "ZUMBO SAUCE" from his window legit nearly made me shit myself with laughter.

[@Jadriam]

"Why is there a monkey taking a sh*t in the recommendations??" Temu describing itself with that one.

[@maxboiman-legacy]

joel singing the roomba music with the voice filter fucking KILLED ME LMAO

[@SockyNoob]

Same. Literal baby noises lol

[@haha-windows11laptopgo-brrrrrr]

8:55 "Wait a minute, they ripped off *skubudu toblet!!1* "

[@doomeddog5589]

imagine being a tourist in sweden you are walking with your friends and some angry swedish man runs up to is window staring at you and shouts "BAN BAN"

[@Memjahmin]

3:48 You know this is funnier when you remember Joel lives in an isolated hut in the freezing Swedish alps, and these are probably the only people he has seen in fourteen years, just going for a long hike

[@hayleytyler119]

Dude probably became a cryptid story

[@joeyravioli]

Thanks for the meal, Uncle Joel. I'm glad you enjoyed the Garden of Banana plushies.

[@Sp4mt0n95]

Love from Poland. You are making my life better in these hard times. Thanks for being here

[@Somersalsa]

18:19 he became the golden freddy

[@majoraslayer64]

Today is the day I learned that Joel says "deal dooze", and that's going straight in my vocabulary.

[@Brackets_Guy]

[@coretongd8178]

18:16 the Roomba says a ritualistic phrase, releasing the screams of the damned

[@sarahhiversoeur3759]

Fun fact: The Bum Bum Cream is a Brazilian product that is supposedly used to help "visibly tighten and smooth skin with caffeine-rich guaranà while also delivering non-greasy hydration" or more likely is to help get rid of stretch marks on the entire body. The product itself is not just on Temu but also on Amazon, Walmart, Utra Beauty, and a couple more, most of the reviews are positive, and there's actual commercials of the product on TV. Edit: To the people in the reply comments of this, I just to remind you that I'm not a professional or the creator of this, I just simply Google it and read what it's about. :-/

[@Micha-Hil]

Bum Bum Cream sweep?

[@GianPokem]

Never heard of it. Its from which region? Sul? Norte?

[@ghost_loot]

Just because it sells in stores doesn't mean it's not a scam lmao

[@moth.monster]

I definitely wouldn't trust the Temu knockoff version of it that's for sure

[@Oscarous64]

You know suspiciously much about this "Bum bum" cream🤔

[@TheShadow7771]

that banban shout was a legendary moment

[@therealinterlaced]

CLASSIC JOEL VOICE AND LAUGH THE GOLDEN CLASSIC MAN IS HERE!

[@VorgBlindingWhite]

Yeah i cant believe they got back Joel's original voice actor

[@ZizZap4]

The logic behind the vape pendant is because it's not a vape, it's legitimately just a piece of metal pipe I think. Just get a fkn straw or a pen, wtf

[@Cytrulax]

World's most useless whistle

[@et0t]

1:00 why is there just an extremely apparent box of cheez-its in this picture

[@Fereus_the_desecrator]

Because yes.

[@NotLuke212]

Photographer hates cheez-its I guess?

[@Sabuby]

Watching this live on twitch was surreal. Joel i love you so fucking much

[@what-un4yq]

14:18 that is one of the most like out of nowhere noises that I never would have expected him to make in a thousand years.

[@GrinceMaster73]

It went from “regular duende voice” to “literal baby”, i’m genuinely surprised his vocal cords are capable of that.

[@SockyNoob]

To be fair the shitty music choice does sound like baby speech lol

[@JP12345]

Dude i was JUST listening to Super Ghostbusters again for the first time in months 40 minutes ago and now Joel uploads for the first time in 6 months

[@adrian.y8563]

25:03 this is a legit Chinese term btw, "stepping on shit feeling" shoes are those with like really puffy padding that makes you feel like you're stepping in mud every step you take.

[@SkyrimTheBoss]

call me squirtle the way i be weak to that plant

[@J_Squatch]

Temu stole my card info and $200 from me when I uninstalled their app.

[@Skullgirlad]

Oof I'm sorry dude

[@VectorKappa]

Sounds like mao disease to me

[@wakkuwakkuwakku]

Just finished tons of college work and unc Joel uploads WHAT A GREAT REWARD.......... time to meet mr temu himself.

[@ona512]

i had totally forgotten about the shame chicken heart is feeling bacon song

[@RiposteBK]

Probably you best editing work yet Joey, perfectly paced and fucking hilarious. All the little mini-edits and cuts are fantastic, mad props

[@JonathanThe501st]

14:09 Joey's the top winner of Duende's Got Talent

[@Cessated]

22:41 peak sound design

[@GorillaXD777]

That timeline where this bracelet shows Represents Caseoh

[@zahhakgaming]

​@@GorillaXD777 caseoh joke in the big october 2024

[@HollyBlueDota]

The yearly joel video pog

[@persontheguy5274]

i love showing your old windows destruction videos to friends and my partner! keep up the great work joel been following for about 10 years!

[@Rykst3r]

I'm surprised Joel didn't notice the "Applicable Age Group: 14+" on most of those Banban and Skibidi plushies

[@FlyingPenguin3000]

Ironically I got a temu ad while watching this video. And the funnier part about it is that I got it during the part where he screamed ban ban and zumbo sauce.

[@Looona_fan]

Of f%$king course.

[@jamesonsummers]

temu really cleaned up, it used to be the wild west. I remember going on there about 2 years ago and typing the letter M into the searchbar, and all the search suggestions were some variation of meth pipe

[@Aickelodeon]

"Wake up, Skbidi. New Vinesauce rizz in Ohio" -- Bulk Bogan

[@bob_velseb783]

38:34 "ahh sh1t, lemme taste this lemmen flëver popshicol- *EEEEERRRGGHUUUUUUHEEEEE-* this had me laughing for 30 minutes straight

[@mikescoreandoculuschannel4835]

I DIED

[@mileskillian04]

21:31 WHEN THE PRODUCT IS AMAZING

[@osadniczek140]

18:17 voices of the void signal

[@cashewboi8567]

I can't with this edit at 10:50. Amazing Joel haha

[@hubzertzert]

You can hear him trying to fight off the mao disease as hes recording

[@jimjim01938]

As a survivor of Mao Disease, I am so glad that Joel is spreading awareness of it

[@That_One_Fighting_Gamer6969]

"HE SUCKS WITH HIS ROBO PEYANIS!" That line right there is why I love you Joel. (Edit: Also, I appriciate that you put music from Street Fighter III 2nd Impact Giant Attack in your playlist thing or whatever you have at 38:53. That game's soundtrack needs more love IMO)

[@_chlorinesunshine]

14:09 DUENDE GOING OFF

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

Time to *HIDE DA PIZZA!-*

[@depressingNicolai-sv8ky]

Banban is going to the Binbin as soon as he stops being popular.

[@grandmaclyde6409]

42:00 Joel starts speaking doink

[@shr00mski]

Duende singing roomba bit gets me every time

[@robblequoffle8456]

Some kid bought edibles off of Temu... It went about as well as you expect

[@robblequoffle8456]

This kid was someone from my sister's middle school

[@henrynelson9301]

Don’t ever buy no weed from Temu bro

[@stebs01]

“It feels like we walk on water Kakarot” almost made me piss my pants

[@Zelculad95]

A mid roll ad popped up and it's for fucking Temu lol

[@BodeN64]

Comedy

[@JulianR2JG]

14:09 Everytime I see this clip I can't help but imagine Joel transfusing into Jerma

[@BennyWasNotFound]

The Noise S-S-S-SPOTTED AHHHHHHHHH

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

*Weh.*

[@BennyWasNotFound]

Woaog.

[@morkusthecat]

Woag....

[@henrynelson9301]

gaow

[@blackcat2333]

woag

[@LM-MMM]

EVERYONE SHUT UP RIGHT NOW JOEY UPLOADED!!!!

[@ajgnexus]

ok the joint dog toy saying "PAW" instead of the brand name "RAW" is adorable

[@JulyTheNeon]

instructions unclear, died of cat leprosy trying to vacuum my house

[@Calvin_Coolage]

The gaming headset microphone bit just reminds me of the radio chatter from Republic Commando and it just makes it even funnier.

[@iDontGiveaFett]

Haha same! 😂 Amazing game, even if it is a bit clunky and dated

[@TheVoyger1234]

22:58 Okay so I had to look this up again just to make sure, but the song sampled is "Cash Cash - How To Love (ft. Sofia Reyes)", and the sampled lyrics are as follows. I've been running from the pain Trying not to feel the same But it's a shame that we're sinking See, my confidence is shaking And my heart is feeling vacant So you try to fill it in You say "I could fix the It just ends after that. But I will say the misheard lyrics are funnier: " It's a shame that wing chicken" and "You say hide the pizza", you could probably make a parody out of that.

[@icecold5707]

Father is back from the store, finally!

[@dotmp3883]

its insane that uncle joey can make me laugh like im a 5 year old with little alien noises and its always funny but if like anyone else did it i would think theyre weird and annoying. thank you jumbo joe