[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows 8 Destruction

Joel takes on Windows 8. Toolbars, lying fake software, scammers and mp3 to midis. Lets take a ride into the world of computers and suffer.
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[@DoofusManBoy]

According to Wikipedia, the reason a town in Michigan is called "Hell" is because when its first settler, George Reeves, was asked what he thought the town should be called, he replied "I don't care. You can name it Hell for all I care." The name became official on October 13, 1841.

[@-throat-]

what the Hell, MI

[@Chaos89P]

I don't know what's weirder, Hell, Michigan, or Eighty-Eight, Kentucky.

[@veliki_dlek]

Truth or Consequences

[@calipurnioelreydelodio7141]

@@veliki_dlek The home of Cactus Jack

[@keebilavnder]

Wow I should go there

[@snailfarts666]

"I can understand a cute kitty but, I can't understand *A N G R Y P U S S Y*

[@-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-k]

Mad coochie

[@rouxsauced200]

"P O O S S Y"

[@achooe5443]

Denk Boi *ENRAGED VAGINA*

[@hubbadubba4721]

Acho-Oil Hentai Is Not Allowed In Vinesauce The Communist 7.

[@Ratciclefan]

*poossy

[@Future_Blues]

It's been 6 years and I'm still laughing at " 'Enter location'? HELL. Uh... I- I guess Michigan will do."

[@TubbyFatfrick]

Ironically, the Wikipedia image for Hell is a sign for a weather station.

[@maustank5224]

@@TubbyFatfrick yes.

[@ESFAndy011]

"Weather data is not available for HELL" was just the cherry on top.

[@zman90]

I'm the 420th like

[@Ethan13371]

They did say the devil went DOWN to Georgia. Not up to.

[@skewah]

Thinking about John Cena looking super sad with butterflies on his head is an awesome image

[@skyrish]

As if he was lose to JBL in SmackDown.

[@icebearpl188]

@@edwinrodriguez4308 wat

[@Toxin_Glitch]

When he realizes everyone can see him now

[@aspergheist690]

Lao gan ma

[@dan_iix7256]

Lao gan ma

[@mushroomdude123]

"So tell me something about your daughter."

[@nethan]

LOL I DIED AT THAT PART xDD

[@whard9961]

like wtf lmao

[@Ben-vs7bq]

*Kill Bill music plays*

[@thewaz5021]

red flags 2high

[@fashionfamilylove4793]

TRIGGERED

[@doorstuck706]

"I can't understand angry poosy."

[@cdagaming575]

Hey, Wanna be cool, Get Bonzibuddy now!!! bonze.link PS I'm sorry

[@cdagaming575]

bonze.link is the website, previous comment had a typo

[@cdagaming575]

Kalumrai *When your the one person who calls that out* Thanks for that bud

[@kolara7757]

CDAGaming What? You literally make no sense.

[@elijahkot5298]

Toriel The Dreamer tori no ;-;

[@FlamingSackOfPizza]

joel: "where's felix though, is felix dead?" felix: "нет"

[@Vaffle_1231]

I get it XD

[@whaccoon]

I tried to get one of my friends to Google that once but safe search was on.

[@mrziiz6893]

@@whaccoon I’m so confused. Google what?

[@mrziiz6893]

@Gold Source ooh! Thanks

[@cookierunner9870]

@Gold Source Can you send the link

[@Typo205]

I want Joel to call scammers more often

[@SamDeMonic]

He done small prank calls to business

[@fucklchn]

"MY SON" "Tell me about your daughter"

[@azula5646]

1k

[@xmarksthespot1372]

Holy shit...

[@ferroth]

I-I'm Steve Jobs. I am Steve Jobs? I am Steve Jobs.

[@misterbubbles6389]

"You think *I'm* the scammer here? Sir, I think you're having an existential crisis."

[@mythnokthewolfbat]

@@misterbubbles6389 hE HUNG UP ON ME

[@CODA96]

No surprise that he sounded like an indian.

[@sansidotti]

@@CODA96 Hol' Up youre assuming every scammer is indian? No dignity.

[@CODA96]

@@sansidotti No, i dont just assume that, that would be racist. I also assume they are street-shitters.

[@mitchelvanwijk]

4:10 I just noticed for the first time there's a comment saying ''My MIDI sounds like someone's repeatedly breaking the piano" which perfectly describes what's going on lol

[@samtinkle9076]

five_second_foreshadowing.lel

[@deboisemeane]

when he said "we live in 2015" I felt old and I'm not even 20

[@zippy9752]

When i heard that attack helicopter joke i felt fuckin whiplash

[@squatchjosh1131]

@@zippy9752 Man I was at an IT course like a couple years ago and this guy about my age at the time (so early 20s) made the attack helicopter sexuality joke and I shit you not people were actually laughing and he looked so proud of himself - thought I'd stepped through a time portal to the dumb dimension or something. How did Server Security veer off onto the topic of sexual identity anyway? Can't even remember and I think that's on purpose.

[@cornonthekobi]

if that and the attack helicopter joke werent in the video I would've believed this only happened last year. same goes with the vista one

[@kingofpizzarolls5693]

Same

[@zoeyamon935]

I can tell it's 2015 with the stupid attack helicopter joke. Thank god it's been six years and those jokes have gone out of fashion, right?

[@PokeKitteh555]

Please come back, Expand Dong

[@oakleygee5616]

lol

[@NeonBlueGD]

oh crap

[@CASTCorp]

Fuck

[@victorydance6439]

FUCK NO

[@trollgemoment2676]

OMG I REMEMBER THAT XD

[@mineash2945]

My teacher emails my mom in Comic Sans.

[@supabryan1434]

he needs to get fired.

[@thechef3173]

JUST FOR USING A DIFFERENT FONT

[@iggykad]

take a joke

[@wheresthenearestobligatory7080]

mineash vieck A common rule for me is that it's acceptable for parents and teachers to use it.

[@grilledpook]

mineash vieck My algebra teacher types her tests in Comic Sans and it drives me mad

[@dustbunny6381]

The background at 7:49 looks like a zoom call between bros but cena just dropped his hot pocket and hasn't fully processed it yet and the cat is horrified at this great loss

[@roberte2945]

"Angry POOSEY" and "Sad Cena" are two of the funniest Joel moments ever.

[@hypsin0]

The screen in the end says that the computer has been blocked for illegal porn and that he has to pay 500 rubles to unlock it.

[@UnknownSource3]

You speak or you understand russian?

[@imsmashingurgrandma]

Govorit pa ruski? Ah ebat kak dila moy pidar brat

[@jiffer6654]

So ransomware then

[@theunknown3052]

Thanks for the translation

[@talkinglukashenko4303]

Its a ransomware, that wants you to pay 500 rubles for downloading illegal pedo porn, gay porn and child porn.

[@splattim3180]

"I am T H I S H I G H in debt!" How high? Robbie Rotten: *THIS* high!

[@moesalamander7012]

R.I.P.

[@bremensims6086]

F

[@jaxchacky9358]

Holy shit Tim I though already dead

[@KhaosInductionCreator]

Splat Tim *THEY’RE GONNA SAW OFF MY FINGERS!!!!*

[@haseenabadshah5381]

869 likes lmao

[@Deadbass_]

9:15 Legendary phrase alongside with the kill bill siren makes this even more golden

[@yawnster7274]

My lil bro: *uses computer for one hour The computer:

[@AbsoluteWarlord1]

> free minecraft download

[@doyouarehavestupid9659]

> free robux hack no virus 2020

[@proisyou5078]

>minecraft mod for girlfriends not fake 2020 free original

[@doktorichtofen]

>Gin and juice.exe

[@molly5917]

@@proisyou5078 there are some mods that are like that that are not a virus one of them is it's got a whole bunch of things it's got two new dimensions a bunch of new Mobs new or it's for 1.7.10 and it plays real well with other mods except for more it doesn't like to play well with that one but it still will

[@slime_sam4321]

"I built him a shed." gets me everytime.

[@frankiejules1495]

ABDJSHFCCJFFDGJFDDHKKKJHGGRSHKLOOKK

[@seevee7469]

Frankie Jules are you okay dude?

[@frankiejules1495]

SeeVee746 no

[@furiousstudios4438]

Frankie Jules I blame it on bonzi buddy.

[@VincentDotZip]

@lila mansilla most likely

[@BeanutPutter01]

I legitimately live 5 minutes away from Hell, Michigan

[@Matrix_The_One]

Why do I have to live in a state with a city legitly called "Hell"?

[@shatteredmusic]

Matrix its essentially a meme, you can even pay to be "mayor" of hell for a day which is funny or get married in hell

[@colltonrighem]

Go to hell

[@Wyvern_Son_Of_Wyvern]

I live next to hell

[@johnsquarez6806]

how's the weather?

[@JillofTrades]

Joel: *Talks about his son* Support: "Tell me something about your daughter."

[@zapheawesome]

hearing joel talk about nightcore and vaporwave as a new recent thing feels funny

[@zapheawesome]

@Lenomon so true

[@alaska2314]

"i can understand cute kittens,but i cant understand angry pussy'' ~Vargskelethor Joel 2017

[@yaboirandall7638]

2015

[@wartownie]

angry poosc

[@thatblacknorwegian2002]

"Tell us something about your daughter"

[@WallysVoid]

Bweee bwooo bweee bwooo bweee

[@KelpDaJuice]

WEE WOO WEE WOO

[@leninchan7295]

ThatBlackNorwegian well she's... Wait why are you asking me that

[@Laucron]

open vagen

[@Evarace]

*Slowly, you realized the sounds of siren were clearly heard somewhere at the same time when the customer went quiet. You put the communicator down to the table after you told the customer to wait, and you took a peek out from the window to see police cars coming to get yo' ass.*

[@angel-loves-jazz]

"You can convert shit into midi?" "Vaporwave is just this thing where you slow down old irrelevant songs" "I identify as an attack helicopter cis scum" This video is so horrifically 2015 jesus christ lmfao

[@RookieDropShock]

Yes. It's a treasure.

[@funnymonke3064]

2015 internet culture was somethin' else. Scary times...

[@FernandoBenitez-ht7uq]

Raised an eyebrow at the attack helicopter joke but then remembered, wow yeah, 2015

[@caboose9843]

its like a time capsule, a prefectly preserved specimen

[@VCPRPressingIssues]

@@FernandoBenitez-ht7uq Shut up

[@pockypurse]

I fucking love the moment at 4:51, just the picture of sad John Cena being consoled by two butterflies perched on his face, as SATAN HAMMERS AWAY ON THE PIANO

[@darkhorseman90]

That optimizer guy sounded more like Kermit than Joel did

[@sludge-factory]

Indian Kermit

[@vale_recca]

@@sludge-factory got em

[@filip_jackson]

Ikr

[@brendalballentine9422]

oh my goof

[@daniidelrey]

Yeah

[@justinbowman1342]

I saw the video title and came simply, quickly, and efficiently.

[@thomaswilson1227]

Ah and I came to early..... Shit

[@Shadowdreamcast]

Justin Bowman Same...same

[@sammyofather2400]

Thomas Wilson Oh my god XD

[@poop-cv6sk]

So did I

[@dodikerer]

Justin Bowman It is all over me because of this.

[@Heroheenie]

When he said "HAS ANYONE REALLY BEEN FAR EVEN AS DECIDED TO USE EVEN GO WANT TO DO LOOK MORE LIKE? NYAAAAAAAAAAAÀ" *I felt that*

[@misterartist1603]

(Kids crowd around Joel) Kids: Say the line Joel Joel: 7:41 (Everyone goes crazy)

[@Meme_Lor]

10:37 Joel after the meme first became a thing

[@Hexadiddle]

Do the roar

[@Agente13840]

The líne? Theyre dangerously cheesy..

[@crazykirby97]

"you need not to call someone who is a scammer and who is a not" - PC Optimizer Professional

[@physzendax116]

damn he was early with that

[@zzcolby27]

I think I'll call grand dad support. I hear the Fred guy there is amazing.

[@jengatower9115]

Man

[@SirChubbyBunny]

Those shitty antivirus programs remind me of an epic story I heard where someone downloaded one of them and during the scan, the program recognized itself as a virus and deleted itself mid scan. Dec '21 Edit: I'm getting more notifications again and I'm just as surprised as you guys are to see what started off as a r/thathappened story from tumblr four years ago became a full-blown Joel moment. I had the uploaded stream going in the background and I thought I was hearing things when he said it disappeared. Absolute madness and I'm here for it.

[@luckpup2766]

That's awesome! XD

[@SirChubbyBunny]

Here's a followup story that I heard in the same discussion from someone else. The person was saying how they had a shitty antivirus, and they downloaded another shitty antivirus to scan the other one (not knowing any better). During both scans, their computer froze for like a good month. When they went to boot the computer back up later, both of the programs were gone. So both programs recognized one another as being a virus and killed each other in some Hunger Games brawl. Now that's beautiful.

[@magentas6467]

An epic battle between viruses...

[@fryingpan6952]

SirChubbyBunny lmao

[@regielzyrusgarrido8579]

SirChubbyBunny lmaoo 😂

[@amberpurrington3565]

pretty sure the reason the scammer said "tell me about your daughter" was to get to know him more and trying to get him on his good side, y'know so the scammee might start to trust him.

[@jank3875]

it was definitely because he realized joel was fucking with him and was trying to get him back. it was an innuendo. as someone who's fucked with scammers before they will definitely get defensive and try to insult you if they realize you're prank calling

[@teethnbonez]

he sounded dead inside as hell lmao

[@JetFalcon710]

I know barely any Russian, but I know just enough to get the gist of the Russian ransomware at 11:35. It's saying that your computer's been locked for viewing illegal videos and that you need to pay a fine of 500 rubles to a Beeline address _(the weird string of numbers)_ to get a code to unlock your computer. After that, it says to remove all videos containing elements of violence and pedophilia afterwards. _(500 rubles might seem like a lot of money, but at current exchange rates, one ruble is about equal to one cent. This guy's holding your data hostage for five dollars lmao)_

[@elesqueleto2010]

no one will dare hold my john cena midis and mediadrugs for 5 dollars!!!

[@Commrade-DOGE]

Honestly the fact that it was probably more at the time of the stream is interesting

[@JetFalcon710]

​@@Commrade-DOGE Yeah, I checked some historic exchange rates and 500 rubles would have been worth about $8.80 when this was first streamed. Still cheap as hell tho

[@ema5335]

Hi! We'll fix your computer. so tell us something about your daughter..

[@dr.flipside7035]

Echotic They are making a deal, they fix your computer, while you give them information about your daughter. What a deal!

[@inactivechannel6365]

Yay D.va

[@King-lc8pp]

Oh Indians

[@TheDragonFoxYT]

Seems legit *goes on rant about cat*

[@petermohr6111]

he is probably just looking at his friend like "hihihi im trolling a woman"

[@TheFunnySmiley999]

When the John Cena piano theme started playing I fucking died I can't stop laughing man

[@jadenpennington781]

I want that as a ringtone

[@derpaherpa6654]

I actually had an asthma attack watching this AND I DONT HAVE ASTHMA

[@MrTheil]

I love how Joel didn't even read the review that says "My MIDI sounds like someone's repeatedly breaking a piano" lol

[@TDRR_Gamez]

succ is dead

[@TheFunnySmiley999]

TD RollinsR no succ

[@onlyrushb6428]

the fact that Joel predicted every tiktok audio ever

[@KH0LRA]

I can't believe this is what got me into watching Joel. *No regrets.*

[@Masquesystemsltd]

"I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" - Vinesauce Joel, 2015

[@SliceySlicer]

Triggered

[@ThisIsReadyMade]

Too edgy

[@OddMike]

every joke on this comment thread has been used 200 times please think of something better

[@OddMike]

Fam xOraham alright

[@JamesTheCelestial]

***** 10/10.

[@djfitz3576]

"HELL. ...I guess, Michigan?"

[@WynOnYoutube]

It's a real place. No joke.

[@morp4212]

I once drove through Michigan the roads were bumpy as hell

[@thexplosifbrosif8031]

Hell, Michigan actually freezes over like every winter lmao #PureMichigan

[@Enderchangling]

I think they knew it would freeze so they named it Hell

[@randomopal6758]

Devon I love how he picked Michigan over Illinois

[@Gman_2009_]

I love when Joel unintentionally sounds like Strong Bad.

[@TheAsrielDeal]

Yeah

[@pikajade]

3:10 "we live in 2015 and it's starting to show" is a line that has only gotten better with time

[@RestlessDipstick]

"Can you see me? I can't see you." *-Sad Cena, 2015*

[@Subpar1O1]

:( -John Cena, whenever

[@theflock4916]

*I’m legally blind.*

[@tacosanchez28]

Imaging you had a child and this is how you get your laptop back.

[@haseenabadshah5381]

Imagine*

[@bettercallmao]

bruh

[@Mister_Clean]

I completely bricked one of my parent's pcs at some point in time Very possible

[@punchy207]

i bricked my moms Nokia when i was 7

[@pastaroni8683]

I got into emulation when I was 13 and I had no clue where to download safe roms so I just went to random websites and went to town

[@henrynelson9301]

That Limp Bizkit Nightcore is too real

[@rolandkatsuragi]

0:21 it was from that moment on, I started following Joel's adventures in toolbars

[@cyborgdonut1425]

You should download more RAM to your computer.

[@TeamOneDay]

GENIUS!

[@Victor-vq3pb]

that is deflenetly possible.

[@aliyah2051]

dedotated wam

[@Victor-vq3pb]

Tiztu that was sarcasum but most likely its a scam.

[@xenorealm2882]

*deditated wam

[@TheAltairAmnell]

"You take an anime girl You speed it up You got night core"-Joel

[@gameboyx6423]

Holy fucking shit,you like SCP Containment Breach?!?!

[@leilanpad9638]

but the real question is Is he wrong? Didn't think so.

[@ddd7038]

5:28 SPINNING *SPAGHETTI*

[@pleasestop8518]

6:16 been watching his older videos for a while cause of how good they be and this is the first time i've ever genuinely shivered in a while

[@Cteklite]

"All nightcore is- is that you take an anime girl and speed it up and you get nightcore!" I love Joel.

[@ender_scythe2879]

He describes things perfectly.

[@moiencoremoi2956]

+ender_scythe simply. quickly. efficienly.

[@Dundereshock]

NYAAAA

[@user-mk8xp1gg1p]

KAWAII DESU NYAAAAAAAAAAA

[@mememeet4140]

but it's the sad truth

[@Luckyfoxoval78]

"Would you like to run or delete jin and juice.exe" fucking killed me.

[@Espeonstar1]

You gotta add emphasis to it man. "Would you like to run or delete gin and juice, _.exe_." Or something.

[@ayra_c3781]

Virtual Cancer Fuckinell

[@SirChubbyBunny]

XD

[@evileyeden8024]

run. run for your life bitch.

[@LeKitten37]

lmao is your profile picture from the youtube game with apl

[@_skagz]

3:45 John cena when people can now see him

[@jojosnans]

3:11 "We live in 2015" I wish it was 2015 good times

[@aero7535]

It should be illegal to type the word professional in comic sans

[@mettatonex944]

Aero756 BUT ONLY *TRUE* PROS WRITE IN COMIC SANS.

[@CottonCandyPlayz]

i'm gonna type it with my eyes closed professional ;)

[@leonard3667]

SkyVenomZero It's unprofessional, and overall just looks ugly.

[@hat9527]

*_PROFESSIONAL_*

[@sodafizzin]

Ill type it with my eyes closed. Proffeduonw wivt conuc sanw

[@MathematicalVoid]

John Cena heard that midi of his theme and lost all hope in humanity. That's why he looks so sad on the desktop wallpaper.

[@AwesomeCoolGuy2133]

+Gabe Newell GABEN

[@brandtheblazesoul6836]

+Copeland Pennington sad cena

[@aftabansari-sq9mi]

I found this awesome all in one cheat for Megapolis :) facebook.com/Megapolis-Unlimited-Megabucks-Coins-Cheat-1654955428079102/?pidid=8309bd22-29e4-44f0-802d-461f00204a5d [Vinesauce] Joel - Windows 8 Destruction

[@lanfloyd7131]

+aftab ansari FOKIN NOOB STOP PLAYING THOSE GAY ASS RIPOFFS OF MINECRAFT

[@generalrubbish9513]

+Copeland Pennington 4:01 SadCena.mid

[@kirbykirbykirbykirbykirby]

7:40 Two words to send anyone into cardiac arrest

[@whiplashdd]

the john cena midi actually hyped me up, the start was kinda fire but then it sounded like someone smashed the piano 🧍🏻‍♀️

[@dasutanehineri]

"You take an anime girl and speed it up and ya got Nightcore"

[@dindu19385]

TWO LITTLE MISS ANIME

[@rararasputin8608]

It's literally edgy weeb Chipmunk music.

[@omicromn2212]

you sir, you speak the truth. nightcore isn't a genre of music anyway.

[@blacktopsamurai9811]

@@omicromn2212 Nightcore is actually a real genre, just not correctly described by Joel.

[@omicromn2212]

it is not a genre. all your doing is just, grabbing the .mp3 file of the song and speeding it up. *THAT IS THE DESCRIPTION OF IT* if anything it's a way to sneak by copyright.

[@cieldaube]

5:01 "oh son, what you've been doing on the computer?" "idk dad, I've been downloading MIDI files!" "what's a MIDI file?" *"I'LL SHOW YOU!"* gets me every goddamn time

[@Mr._Sherwood]

*[DEMONIC PIANO INTENSIFIES]*

[@Pandypop]

Marigold I died laughing

[@FrackMeister]

Me too!!!

[@theofficialchannelofoffici7962]

Marigold 1K LIKES CONGRATS

[@inanothercastlebackintheca3236]

*[Piano from fucking Hell]*

[@skelkankaos]

Sad Cena midi butterfly was genuinely one of the defining moments of my life

[@P0lakP0wer]

8 years later and I still keep coming back to this video

[@KamiJoJo]

👖 T H E R E ' S A T O N O F C O C K S 👖

[@RealIronyIsGood]

So many cocks! Too many cocks! Stooooop!!!!!

[@phourthdavid]

That is surely a beautiful duwang

[@Terraiste]

The scammer sounds like bonzi buddy

[@failedabortion1894]

Imagine Bonzi Buddy saying "Tell me something about your daughter"

[@Void_Sevrin]

SENTRY-SAN I thought so too!

[@miyanotatchan]

its indian

[@Nick-qf7vt]

3:54. Check the comments. "My MIDI sounds like someone's repeatedly breaking a piano."

[@Waddledee101]

I always love watching the wallpapers change with no mention of changing them

[@slimemoldfan]

*A N G E R Y P O O S E Y*

[@uptopz]

Lol 0:59

[@28PickleMan]

4:27 one of the coments says "My midi sounds like someone is repeatedly breaking a piano"

[@28PickleMan]

PickleMan28 4:20*

[@nattylight512]

The midi was a thing called black midi those are usually bad but just listen to nights of nights I'm not a big fan of the tou ho or something like that but most of the music in that game is made up of black midi or a bunch of keys being smashed

[@spinyjustspiny3289]

nathan estrada Black Midi is something that is intentionally overloaded with so many notes that a computer and it's speakers will actually struggle to process what's going on. The converter is just taking the notes and arranging them haphazardly to every little tick in the audio file.

[@nattylight512]

Ah thanks I really don't get it to much

[@MediaMunkee]

Spiny Justspiny I once used a midi converter on Don't Stop Me Now. The really frightening part is when the piano notes actually coherently coalesce into discernible segments of the lyrics. It's genuinely fucking creepy.

[@jackmcjunkin5522]

"We live in 2015 and it's starting to show" Oh Joel, if only you knew

[@fluffcake]

Guy talking about his son: I sleep Realising he might have a daughter: R E A L S H I T

[@CoffiiCorgii]

"Comic sans" He haunted you even before the game came out

[@jonathanhackett3405]

Dunked on from the future.

[@CoffiiCorgii]

Bazooka Yoshi exactly

[@TheIronBoat]

I love Sans. He's just so chill that people should learn from him.... I kinda adapted his way to live.. "kinda"...

[@CoffiiCorgii]

+theTrophyMachine - league of legends yup, after I played undertale I got so relaxed and I started telling a ton of jokes xD

[@TheIronBoat]

+Freja The Snivy I was a bad comedian before it was cool :3 and by the way, do you play team fortress 2? if ye do, Add me, My steam name is *Roxely **#RoadToAustralium*

[@PatchworkRose567]

How does Joel just improvise things like the support call without losing it?

[@TheAshley432]

NatureGirl567 he's good at improvising

[@TehVulpez]

P R E R E C O R D E D

[@TheAshley432]

Vulpez Vulpez it was from a livestream

[@TehVulpez]

Antho432 see you've fallen for their conspiracy

[@matthewsearcy8621]

Yeah, I was dying when he called them. "He's downloading nipples."

[@bigguy2016]

11:03 Joel becomes the scout from tf2

[@undestony2669]

4:10 omega flowey battle intensifies

[@jackknall9966]

My school actually uses that cat as it's desktop

[@jetvellareno382]

Oh REALLY

[@rock6450]

*_Angery Pussy Noises can be heard in the background._*

[@TheBMEGuy]

Angry Pussy University

[@ImTHEbobo]

Jackknall I didn’t know you watch Joel

[@313_A__]

@@TheBMEGuy lmao

[@maleklefleur1667]

Joel, I challenge you to destroy a chromebook

[@pathetic_girl]

malek shut up I’m not Joel but I’ll try

[@thesuperpunmaster6369]

easy, try to run anything on it

[@endercrystal8944]

...profile picture source pls?

[@samlevy9897]

Easy, I've already done it. In terms of software *and* physically

[@rainbowbeetle]

Try to run bonzi buddy on it Wait that destroys anything

[@LaskyLabs]

Watching older Vinesauce content is interesting. Because Joel's voice has changed a lot, but Vinny's has remained extremely consistent.

[@TheRealityWarper08]

But little did Joel know, that wasn't Nightcore... *that was 100gecs*

[@ryan_1314]

0:35 I actually live in michigan, and from personal experience, I agree, when you've been outside and the weather fluctuates ever 5 minutes, it is indeed hell.

[@profdragonlord]

I actually live in Michigan too

[@autumnoraki]

Michigan's weather is evil

[@ethanmcdaniel3943]

I live here and I love the cold!

[@lengel1106]

It is indeed that bad

[@HelixAdamOxford]

I always visit my cousins there it’s literal hell

[@TheHuskyK9]

7:01 I like how he tries to do a Hulk Hogan impression but ends up doing a perfect Macho Man Randy Savage impression

[@Mister_Clean]

It's a Swedish Paradox

[@Smoah]

10:20 i always thought he said "i have comic sans" only after like my 1000th watch i realized its "common sense"

[@autisimus_prime204]

the ransom in the end is 500 russian roubles, which is like $6 lol

[@mynameisambertoo7379]

tbh people are probably more annoyed at the inconvenience and pay anyways since it’s a low amount lmfao

[@Edge-xy3fv]

@@mynameisambertoo7379 thinking of them too highly if you think paying would actually do anything

[@ryaquaza1571]

4:02 ‘I only listen to real music’

[@lolpogchamp5265]

Ryaquaza 1 q

[@lilyanon5538]

“I only listen to high-quality video game rips.”

[@TheNoEyedGirl]

Michael Potter same

[@BlazenBreaker]

4:18

[@routoz]

Ryaquaza 1 so your name is rayquaza...but your picture is giritina

[@ghostyface5094]

EEET’S WEERKIIIING EEEET’S WEEEERRKKIIIIIIING

[@MrJohnlennon007]

*Jake Lloyd screaming*

[@hubbadubba4721]

More Like Garfly Face.

[@TheCamSays]

Don’t forget to promotion us.

[@LaptopGamer951]

*B B B BrEAd*

[@jagergaming2281]

(In a kermit voice) I am this high in debt that theyre gonna saw off my *fingers* if I dont pay them

[@sodapone]

thanks to this video i stopped by hell, michigan a couple years ago on the way from chicago to niagara falls it was a nice detour; picked up a handful of souvenirs, got a reuben for lunch, and watched some geese - i guess they were hell geese - grazing on a nearby field tourist trap to the fuckin heavens but fun nonetheless; thanks joel

[@burnv06]

No the ones from Canada are hell geese Trust me I used to have to walk past a soccer field going to school that was filled with a bunch of pissed-off geese every fall and spring and it just became a mad dash to get in the building before the frickers bit your leg off

[@TABBYMUSIC]

When he compared Vaporwave to Nightcore i had to rethink my life

[@IrisXen]

They're both effortless shit if done the way most people do it.

[@IrisXen]

@Yol Riin Lask I'm sure people who have their songs stolen only for the stolen version to get more view despite taking two minutes to make are very happy

[@banjofangirl3458]

@@IrisXen really the only upside is that it pleases the hackers that'd like a sped up version without the pitches going wack, but it is pretty effortless

[@zoezoeflex]

@@IrisXen Vaporwave can be done great, nightcore is legit only sped up

[@budakbaongsiah]

@@zoezoeflex If it's done like how death dynamic shroud.wmv do it, then yeah vaporwave can be great.

[@sloancore]

When the John Cena midi started playing I lost my fucking shit.

[@jobligthart9055]

Me too!!

[@gamegeekz1]

same XD

[@GabrielGarcia-ih1il]

Yeah, Almost Choked To Death

[@ColtonWatson]

Can you see me?

[@slaterisdead1757]

I was eating a popsicle when that happened and it fell down my troagh I was never the same after the incident

[@Hoffman2319]

2015 was 7 years ago jeez ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

[@anchoviesonnachos7074]

The math is not mathing rn

[@Hoffman2319]

@@anchoviesonnachos7074 I was never good at meth

[@cookieebbe]

4:25 felix did you mess with the piano? 😂

[@germanlime]

Enter location? Hell! *Hell, Michigan, United States* Uh... I-I guess, Michigan. *laughing hysterically*

[@IanGoetz]

Michigan is the only plays you can from hell to paradise within an hour

[@_ForceSmash_]

you can get there from "Hell Gate, Florida"

[@guyonline1]

Yes we have hell the city and a hell winter

[@TheSplitlip]

As a person who lives in Hell, it really earned it's name.

[@TheXLawnMowerMan]

Hell, Norway. It's an actual place ;)

[@KilleRGameSHerE]

I listen to EXE files

[@KilleRGameSHerE]

+PP7628 hulk hogan.mp3.EXE

[@victorydance6439]

i create .exe midis

[@KylesDigitalLab]

music.exe.mp3

[@victorydance6439]

***** get some drugs hit to the pc with it and smash your keyboard done

[@victorydance6439]

Jason Huang Hopes And Dreams Midi In a Nutshell

[@holy_elbow6392]

Damn the helicopter shit did not age well

[@felisnya]

im a transgirl nd i forgive it only bcs its joel vinesauce

[@edsmemefactory]

@@felisnyaI think you should feel bad about who you are 👍🏻

[@felisnya]

@@edsmemefactory ok buddy 😭😭

[@perhapsmoose]

​@@edsmemefactory what do you gain dude how fucking sad and lonely do you have to be that scrolling through a comment section searching for people to fuck with is what you do to feel good

[@1960sWhereItsAt]

Bruh this feels like yesterday when I watched this stream, 2015 was something else.

[@lilyanon5538]

7:41 The Return of G R A Y A N D D A Y A D.

[@goofydoofs21]

Michael Potter 500+ likes and only 1 single comment

[@DBlackjack21]

Can't wait for the Windows 10 destruction. Can Ubuntu be destroyed like that?

[@moileboi2947]

Of course. Doesn't Linux let you do whatever you want with any file?

[@DBlackjack21]

Matthew Gomez No no, I was asking if Joel could do this with Ubuntu, if he did it with Mac too he could get an Ubuntu OS to virtually run and destroy.

[@lirodon]

DBlackjack21 he can probably find a lot of funky junk in the application center

[@purple4286]

DBlackjack21 Windows 10 has already been destroyed. Just wait for the full release.

[@phillipkrickler8558]

DBlackjack21 no linux has no viruses but yes the files can be erased but not easily

[@annigram]

Hell, Michigan, United States. Weather: *FIRE*

[@rayesoucy1491]

I've been to Hell, MI before. The reason why there's no weather data available is because it's a town that consists of two restaurants, a gift shop, and a mini golf course. That's literally it.

[@Brodymaines]

that doesn't sound like hell