[Vinesauce] Vinny - GTA Clones

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

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[@duckrinium]

Are those actually Nintendo Switch games? Description says so

[@zexton4351]

Could you link the pizza boy game? I can't find it, want to know the track that was playing

[@moshikito4717]

The resolution settings going from normal ratios to just a jpg "full hd 1080" made me laugh harder than it should have

[@Mynamejeff91021]

same

[@brazilian_oak]

Whoever put that jpeg there was an accidental genius

[@Tufhhuyy]

Man wanted to flex his cutting edge graphics

[@exposednerve6382]

this and the windows sound effect a lil after 4:05 the dumbest shit making my cheeks hurt

[@Gr13fM4ch1n3]

I fucking almost died choking

[@dariusfadavi7188]

Imagine having an out-of-body experience every time you aimed a gun where you could actually see yourself through the gun's sight

[@Wignut]

What a brilliant feature. When you are holding the gun is it really you that pulls the trigger or is it the machinations of society that takes control? When you see yourself in the crosshair, it's your innocence. For you must kill your own innocence before you take another's. What brilliant social commentary 😔

[@Charredasperity]

"As they croak I see myself in the pistol smoke" - Coolio

[@MrFoxInc]

Literally "Trust nobody, not even yourself" meme come to life

[@KINGBublepop]

2nd person shooter

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

this is some kind of Hindu dharma I'm sure of it

[@smooshpopper2]

"Cor blimey! I'll keel you!" and "Ugh you'll pay for that" go hand in hand

[@HenryStudioCA]

All spoken by a poor man's Jason Statham

[@siluriantides]

​@@HenryStudioCAJason Streatham, you mean.

[@LiXzFe]

From what game was that again??

[@MrDrvideogame]

​@@LiXzFe Caves of Hell? If not, it's a game with equally quality voice acting.

[@JacobKinsley]

Oho nice trick muhahaha

[@notkalameet6333]

The banban devs really knocked out of the park with the first one

[@HankMFWimbleton]

it's not called GTA Clone, it's called Stealy Wheely Automobilly

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Isn't that basically Roadkill

[@UltimatePerfection]

No, it's called Big Car Steal

[@rustylasagna]

Steal Cars IV, as one of my childhood friends called it.

[@Krbyfan1]

>mfw americans call a rooty tooty point n' shooty a "gun"

[@Skyetendo_]

When you steal a plane, it’s called Stealy Wingy Automothingy

[@alexanderneville8117]

One screen is for gameplay the other is for mining bit coin

[@cookieface80]

"Meet me by the Clio, behind you" Vinny turns around and stares at the floating arrow "where do I go?"

[@hollenhammer]

"behind the club?"

[@Xe4ro]

Na he says Clio. It's a car from Renault but I think that brand might not be very well known in the USA? A Clio is probably seen as a baby car by USA car size standards.

[@HalNeinThousand]

I was watching this on a phone at an awkward angle and at one point the screen rotated 180° without me noticing. I genuinely thought the game just did that and Vinny was too dead inside to care so I just went with it for a few minutes.

[@DarkClaws914]

that happened ingame

[@Undeafeatedable]

Streatham's loading music was fire tho holy shit I found it. It's called Solace - CjayQ. I think they just recorded the outro and looped it for the loading screen lmao

[@mobius177]

Thank you!

[@xiiraqz5675]

That's wild lol. Props to you for spotting that!

[@guitarguy42394]

Thanks, legend. I was vibing to it and had absolutely no hopes of hearing it ever again

[@indask8]

The only good thing about that game, obviously it was stolen.

[@Dougie-Jones]

Man, this feels like a classic 2015 Vinesauce stream.

[@harukami912]

Specifically Joel's 2015 streams.

[@FlamingPork]

that first game definitely reminded me a bit of that one new york bus simulator he played WAY back in the day

[@salmon_wine]

@@FlamingPork i feel wrong because this comment reminded me that the New York Bus Simulator stream just had me thinking of GTA IV the entire time

[@langtonlion64]

Yeah, the first one reminds me a lot of New York Bus Simulator, except British, which is incredible to watch as a British person

[@gdj2438]

This reminded me a lot of the VERY old video of Vinny playing We Were Soldiers. Brings me back.

[@alexello1189]

In todays stream, Vinny grabs that auto 7

[@marz_mitzi]

"COR BLIMEY,, GET OUT YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY POCKETS!"

[@FelipeJaquez]

*Grab the Auto 5* "Please accidentally download me."

[@compookiie]

Grab That Otto reference

[@mmy2k48]

It's not often I see a game that is genuinely so abhorrently terrible that it leaves me genuinely impressed. It's like you can physically feel the cold ketchup spaghetti code in Streatham Hill Stories. It starts as a dumpster fire and turns into an oil spill

[@notmyrealname7163]

I didn't know it was possible to make a game that buggy and janky.

[@makenshao9886]

I hadn't seen a game this awfully programmed outside a Joel stream save for the classic times of the bad Mario game maker game highlight videos out there. And honestly this probably even glitchier than most of those!

[@Tufhhuyy]

The most impressive part is that it not only runs, but is more or less stable. Like, it's not *stable*, but you'd expect something that poorly made to just hard crash constantly.

[@patrickloureiro351]

It genuinelly looks like the dev reached pre-alpha 0.0.5 and said "good enough, ship it!"

[@thesilver7238]

Its so bad it feels like it's on purpose. It's horribly coded and animated, but at the same time stable enough not to crash every 10 seconds. It's truly the game of all times.

[@notmyrealname7163]

Streatham Hill Stories was an acid trip. I don't think I've ever seen a game that bad. And the trailer trying to hype it up with the TTS voice was peak comedy.

[@Spendingryan]

Love the Las Vegas shaped welcome to London sign lol

[@UltimatePerfection]

It's more of a poorly done GTASA mod, not a GTA clone per se.

[@mechadeka]

@@UltimatePerfection ???? No it's not???????

[@Krbyfan1]

The TTS made me think I was watching a Tamers12345 video

[@SeanSMST]

Honestly i think big rigs might be better than streatham hill stories, that's the level of donkey dung crap we're talking about

[@0smundSaddler]

when I saw the title I thought "Oh this could be a segment with a lot of promise, there were great games like Scarface and Mercenaries and Simpsons" then Streatham Hill happened

[@chelsicalhoun6266]

Shovelware GTA games have a unique "so terrible its hilarious" aspect to them. What I'm even more shocked about is how much they legit steal from the actual GTA games, down to font and sound effects, and somehow don't get their games taken down on Steam or haunted by the lawyers of Rockstar. I guess they have other meat to go after.

[@ThisisSigma200]

It's not even like it's a mod overhaul like those bootleg CDs sold in some stores, it's a completely different engine and they deliberately chose to make the main menu resemble san andreas for no reason.

[@Loop_Kat]

Rockstar doesn't get lawyers involved unless someone is modding their cash cow, GTA5

[@AROAH]

Rockstar and Take Two only care about people making free mods of 10 year old games. Those are the real criminals.

[@Flufferpup]

They have more important things to worry about, such as people patching their games to make them playable.

[@citrus_sweet]

I don't think R*/T2 owns the Beckett font and they get their sound effects from a soundpack.

[@nickjaquez1713]

I’ve never seen a game that has the same graphics as Xavier renegade Angel

[@zooparty1257]

iirc Xavier Renegade Angel was animated with PS2 technology. So it is more than likely that at least one game on the PS2 has the same graphics as the show

[@LANDEN_BERGER]

The sims

[@obscene-c1]

postal 2 is a good candidate for xavier graphics

[@JacobKinsley]

Clock Tower 3 cutscenes

[@JMUDoc]

"Cor blimey? I'll KEEEEEL you!" 🤣🤣

[@WizardOfPiss]

COR BLIMEY CO-COBLIMEY COR BLIMEY ILL TAKE TH-BLIMEY COR- AT AS DISERESPEC COR BLIMEY COR COR COCOOCO BLIMEYLIMEY ILL TAKE THAT AS DISRESPECT

[@theARDISAN]

The music on the loading screen is Solace by CjayQ if anyone is wondering. Only positive in the game, which is probably stolen without permission.

[@vasheal]

Man that first one was insane. I feel like it would take much more effort to create something that bad than it would to create something half decent.. or at least playable.

[@douglasmurphy3266]

That trailer was a TAS run just to perform simple tasks with the least amount of fuckups, like precision inputs for getting into a car without it flipping over and you transferring into the out of bounds netherworld They played Big Rigs and decided to make a GTA mod for it

[@BonBonToro]

As somebody from the UK I can confirm this is in fact how our country works on a day to day basis

[@bonersexpenis6200]

Cor blimey!? ah kiww yew!

[@JadeFoxAlpha]

...Barely?

[@azieg9ygeb]

This is what “Lundone” looks like in real life

[@WJINTL]

Even the people don't look too far off

[@JacobKinsley]

They're driving a little too coordinated though.

[@wilcoxandrew88]

The first game is like gluing together a bunch of cloth and rubber into the shape of a shoe and calling it a Nike sneaker. But ignoring to take off the excess glue, or adding more glue where it's coming apart... And then selling it in a Footlocker.

[@GameDevYal]

I'm genuinely baffled that first game has managed to survive on Steam for 3 years. Like, not only did it steal assets from GTA, every single storefront is a photo of a real place with some big names like Lycamobile and Domino's on there - you'd think out of all these hundreds of brands SOMEBODY would get their ears in a tangle and send a takedown claim.

[@nikolozgilles]

its an obscure game thats how it survived

[@Fernybun]

Real recognizes real

[@TowerWatchTV]

They are literally dodging hundreds of bullets in real time, insanity.

[@JacobKinsley]

Fucking MCDONALD'S and TESCO though

[@xSpooKee]

Not to mention that specific character model is Chris Cole from Skate 3

[@willg1439]

“GTA V’s 10 year anniversary” hit me like a truck

[@Autistic_Pixel]

Vinny installed bitcoin miner for sure with that first one

[@Made_In_Heaven88]

Ironic that Vinny didn't even need to corrupt anything

[@dexahtheman]

the doppler effect pitch especially on the car horn is hysterical "hooOOOoooOoOoOnnKKkkKK

[@lordgigapiller]

watching that first game while eating pizza was such a choking hazard it was so hilariously broken

[@lunaticzeroone]

COR BLIMEY!

[@painovoimaton]

badtrip?

[@Fernybun]

I'LL KEEEEEL YOU

[@LANDEN_BERGER]

"Wundauh if its still as crazy as the day oi left" *quiet tranquil shot of a street, sounds of the wind*

[@natebell4764]

I like the part where vinny goes; "right now nothing works" because its something i can comment on in the beginning of the video so i can be in the top 20 comments.

[@halo7oo]

I was hoping for and expecting "Happy Rock" to play in one of these

[@allenkeettikkal3149]

Jerma’s theme song lmao

[@ameliasmith6689]

Streatham's aiming might genuinely be the weirdest control scheme I've ever seen.

[@TheTagggy]

I like how the first game is just the right sort of terrible that Vinny plays it the most.

[@Kyubeyisbestboy]

this game gives russian bootleg gta san andreas vibes like those games with the san andreas cover art being sold for 60 bucks in second hand stores only for it to be something completely different

[@obscene-c1]

The first one is 100% a bitcoin miner, it asks you to keep both windows open so one can mine bitcoin. Also look at its steam system requirements, there is no way this game needs a computer with 8gb ram and at least a ryzen 5

[@intron9]

It's probably not, first, it was made in 2015. It's way more likely that they couldn't have the menus and the game in the same code because of their incompetence

[@LOC-Ness]

Holy shit they're making a sequel to Streatham Hill Stories in UE5

[@theslamdancekid]

The developer is an actual IT engineer and university graduate AND he's making a sequel: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zn6Xo2uclN6LiLc

[@SonicPman]

commenting to bump because holy crap

[@SuborbitalPigeon]

Hopefully not an aircraft control systems programmer

[@JacobKinsley]

I wonder if he made this game as a final year project in his game programming course and ran out of time

[@uicosole]

baffled at how that first game somehow never crashed

[@jimmyhirr5773]

Corruptions are getting so good nowadays. These GTA Mobile Edition corruptions are just incredible.

[@l-l]

I watched Wicked Wizard play Streatham a few months back. Seeing Vinny play this masterpiece made my night. I hope he looks into the engine it was made on because it’s some hilarious royalty free early 2000s game maker.

[@EmperorSigismund]

I was about to ask how one can make a game this janky in a day when we're drowning in tutorials and resources for Unity and Unreal Engine but I guess you answered my question.

[@l-l]

@@EmperorSigismund The game engine is called 3DGameStudio incase you're curious. The website for it looks like it hasn't been updated in ages.

[@JacobKinsley]

This is the game equivalent of the jerma rat movie, except jerma didn't charge 5 dollars

[@ProfessorOctopus]

22:18 Looks like someone found the thruster tool in Garry's mod.

[@lazyspacecat2143]

I think games like this is what made valve realize they needed to have refunds.

[@freedustin]

Nah its the law. These games are clearly defective so Valve legally has to issue refunds when requested because these games are so obviously defective.

[@mobius177]

You can thank the Australian government for that actually

[@helloofthebeach]

@@mobius177 I will never thank the Australian government for anything.

[@JacobKinsley]

​@@mobius177once a jolly redhead sat for parliment Under the shade of a kevin o lemon tree And she sang as she sat and waited for his goose to cook You'll come-a waltzing away for me

[@tayslaywift9361]

That loading music is now seared into my brain

[@allenkeettikkal3149]

We needed Bensound Happy Rock to play and this would have been the best stream ever.

[@harukami912]

There's one more GTA clone, it's called Lego City Undercover. Except it's better than GTA V.

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

That game is fun. Not better than 5 i'd say, but very fun.

[@simonsimons1252]

This is like an unofficial Big Rigs sequel.

[@ethanwok]

cor blimey!

[@Xe4ro]

5:55 At least the music seems pretty ok.

[@HenryStudioCA]

Funnily enough, a good GTA clone set in England already exists... it's called The Getaway (or if you want to go even more retro, there's the London 1969 and 1961 expansion packs for the very first GTA!) (ALSO: that trailer for Sweety Streets Auto or whatever the UK GTA knock off was called has worse fucking glare than Need For Speed: Undercover)

[@radiocaster2k]

The first one's menu was so similar to San Andreas' that I half expected the game to have stolen the engine

[@MisterPancake778]

Shovelware devs trying to make open world games which are already notoriously difficult to make bug-free 💀

[@SalsaE621]

if jerma played this he would literally die

[@allenkeettikkal3149]

No, what we really needed was Bensound to play. If that played in this stream it would have been perfect.

[@axllaw427]

Ah yes, the Infinite Conga Line of People Punching Themselves In The Back. Man how time flies

[@SonicPman]

@@axllaw427that was such a good moment that if I make video games I want to include that as a feature

[@necrophoniac]

I wouldn't be surprised if Rockstar added a fully playable gta clone within gta 6 just to address the sheer ridiculousness of this specific genre of copy-paste games

[@jabmaster1000]

48:00 They walk like the Ai Hams models walked

[@derosiflo6524]

i love that an early 2000s vw passat is "vintage"

[@sugreev2001]

Oddly enough the main theme, for the few seconds you can hear it, is actually pretty solid.

[@AROAH]

Solace - CjayQ

[@lillie4431]

he streamed this for only an hour but it felt like ten

[@UnluckiestJester]

33:30 had me dying.

[@pepsicola4718]

48:13 most out of left field thing I've ever hear Vin say.

[@JacobKinsley]

If I've learned anything in life, when it comes to raunchy humor, what people joke about it usually a couple tiers less depraved than what they're actually into.

[@kip258]

$50 says the game's second window is the game trying to mine bitcoin

[@magicalgirlnicole]

What is the song at 37:36?

[@theIargedude]

streatham hill stories was clearly designed by a talented and storied programmer with a huge creative team

[@eschatos03]

the grab that auto spiritual successor I didn't know I needed

[@crescentfreshsongs]

After much analysis, I've come to the conclusion that not a single byte of gorm can be located in Streatham Hill Stories.

[@blackhawk6286]

I kept thinking to my self where have I heard that music at the end of the trailer? then I realized that its the same sample t dub used in ramba tambas

[@ssada206]

ok

[@derosiflo6524]

frist game summed up: blimey

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

vinny willingly played that first game more than he did ff16

[@UltimatePerfection]

How about playing some classics like: - Greedy Car Thieves - District Wars - Rustler

[@moniquesantrifcer1447]

The British gta guy probably made a load of money whilst vinny streamed it because of wannabe stream snipers after they found it had online lol

[@commandervile394]

I could understand why Vinny never streamed GTA 5 Online for very long (back then), if he did that now he'd be stream sniped and farmed by griefers almost immediately.

[@AROAH]

@@commandervile394GTA Online is a miserable experience if you’re not streaming. I can’t even imagine how bad it would be to play in public servers while streaming.

[@commandervile394]

Ha ha, it's not bad, just very chaotic. What sucks is balancing issues, game breaking exploits and glitches that are often abused, but besides that it's pretty damn fun.

[@Skytric-game-remix]

That first game was basically Backrooms level GTA.

[@commandervile394]

Oh those wacky brits!

[@cheesking50]

Holy shit I've never felt secondhand frustration from a game but streatham was just infuriatingly bad. Watching Vinny wander aimlessly trying to find ANYTHING to interact with or progress was truly mortifying. This is beyond some of the bad game showcases or shovelware stuff I've seen. This game was another level of bad. Something sinister dwells within the pits streatham that continues to get worse the longer Vinny sticks to it. Something that needs to be documented as just pure torture. He's right when he said this is a contender for worst game of all time because I can't think of anything worse than this. This stream might be a classic

[@moniquesantrifcer1447]

How many times do you think that cock rock song that haunts jerma will appear?

[@allenkeettikkal3149]

Bensound Happy Rock

[@barreltech8949]

Intro is a Certified Bop! Best part of the game lol

[@EmperorSigismund]

Why do I feel a strange connection between this stream and the fact that we heard the royalty free "Grab that Auto" music in his Worst Stream Ever.

[@ReptarFoo]

COR BLIMEY

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

Can't believe they actually made a spinoff for Grab That Auto

[@elm8436]

Sorry but i think you mean Great Stolen Vehicle

[@peterdavis8108]

A S C E N D 22:30

[@br3akstuff]

"Serb from Kemonofriendzone recommended this" it is so crazy hearing Vinny mention my own Twitter mutual

[@yxko1]

hearing him mention serb was genuinely insane

[@Xiefux]

this game isn't broken, its just an accurate representation on how life in the UK is

[@radialb1894]

Exactly. In the UK we just Scurry forward at 20mph while firing a barrage of bullets out of our placenta.

[@CharlieMagni]

I cannot even begin to fathom how someone could have bastardized lines of code this badly

[@bugfriendz]

COOR BLIMEY

[@joefil1991]

LESSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@BardBoss64]

You gave that first game far more time than it deserved lol

[@axllaw427]

Grab That Auto 5: The Sequel

[@wettydolphin]

you forgot to turn rtx on

[@CreamusG]

Vinny really didn't hear enough of the animal soccer world drum beat he had to have it ready to go at a moment's notice.

[@dermathze700]

22:23 I love that after all the years of shitty games, THIS is the one where Vinny refused to believe someone could be this incompetent without it being on purpose.

[@ScrubMyTub]

great thief vehicle: Lon Dordindo

[@jdog987]

I think Streatham Hill Stories would have played better in a different engine, maybe as a Strange Rope Hero-like.

[@thekeithfulbarrums]

Grab That Auto 5 Sequel? 13:42 I appreciate the car reflection in the window texture, very nice graphics

[@Georgeoforce]

looool, being from London and hearing you pronounce Streatham made me chuckle

[@SchadenfreudeUY]

Wow that first game was so absolutely horrendous that it makes me want to make a game that's only purpose is to be a buggy, unplayable mess that fucks with the player whenever possible. It wouldn't have a bitcoin miner though.

[@Flufferpup]

The first game gets so many things wrong that it should be used as a case study on what not to do in game development.

[@Lkymn]

I love Grab That Auto

[@DirtBikeBoy5ive]

47:32 Nice walking animation XD