[Vinesauce] Joel

[@ceoofbanana8735]

JOEEEEEYYYYY, make Joey's Castle public and my life is yours

[@alkimos55]

I neeeeeed it

[@video_cumsumer]

he neeeeeed it

[@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS]

i offer my life as well.

[@floofer6699]

AS DO I.

[@jolliwoodstudios]

YOEY PLEASE GIVE US THE GAME, THE FANS DEMAND IT

[@lithium444]

I wonder how expensive it would be to assemble a game of Joey's Castle in real life, I bet it's nearly 10k just because of the random vintage wrestler cards

[@cup_noodls]

Shouldn't be too expensive. Most of it is custom assets

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

I feel like you need to have a 5th Person who acts as Mission Control and remembers/keeps track of EACH & EVERY status a Player has. (Cause it's almost like the Players are a bunch of Senile Old Men.)

[@ora2j251]

The cards wouldn't be the biggest issue i think. The stuff like tokens and the custom board (that would be gigantic) and specific pieces like the golden fren would be more complex to make. Cards are standard, and you've got plenty of services to make sole for cheap. The second biggest issue would be copyright.

[@Coastal_Cruzer]

Cards are easy, you can just print them. I guess the tokens too for the same reason. I might try it

[@slipipipi7971]

Nahhh make a bunch of Lidl cheap copys and have fun its just a lot to assemble and manage

[@joefish8087]

Idea: Dumbass Punishment Cards If you fuck up and take a turn out of order, move the wrong piece, forget to comply with a card's effect, etc... -- you draw one punishment card. Cards can range from a warning (nothing happens) to minor temporary or permanent debuffs. Maybe throw in a buff card for added bullshit.

[@SardonicCrows]

Does anyone else actually really want to play this insanity with their friends, or am I just completely brain-fried from 11 years of watching Joel religiously

[@Slvrgs]

Yes

[@thesteamycreamofdualjabbar6486]

This is genuinely interesting to me for some reason I think I may have been lobotomised in my sleep

[@ora2j251]

I would. My friends would hate me, but i don't care.

[@fallencyano9015]

@@thesteamycreamofdualjabbar6486 sorry i took your brain

[@LakituAl]

A round of Pokémon Master Trainer is just as long as this game, it shouldn't be too hard to convince people to play it too.

[@Doctor_Nu]

I have no idea what's going on in this game half the time. I focus on something else and when I start listening again they're having an argument about how delicious shit is.

[@dvdlesher]

Fecal enjoyer

[@lowpolyzoe]

That's just Mike

[@Wulfe]

Joel: claims to hate board games also Joel: creates board game.. and expansions

[@blueiceshards3106]

It's spite

[@meloncholy428]

He wants everyone else to hate boardgames too.

[@Infotainment-cb6cy]

It doesn't count. he made a horrible Sh*t board game on purpose.

[@kirby2567]

I really want to see an expanded board for 6-8 players, and to see this absurdity played at the next Charity event

[@BloodWraith777]

I like to imagine that the Fren piece is made out of the finest cheese, and the winner gets to eat it immediately.

[@Zen17h]

Mike: The problem with being faster than light is that I can only live in darkness

[@ejboogy5749]

This is so entertaining, every turn is pure chaos and I’m here for it. We need Vinny to play this madness

[@Cegarth]

I hope Joel adds the "Vinny" cards suggestions given to him in the other streams

[@SteveJobbed]

Someone needs to make a physical copy of this tragedy

[@WilfredCthulu]

It would be cool to see a match where no one is all sleep deprived and messed up and needs to ask a question every three seconds lol. I genuinely believe that this game actually seems like it'd be super fun if everyone playing just fully understands how things work and can keep track of everything. It seems like there's a lot but really this isn't that much more complicated than Mario Party. It's just that with Mario Party it seems way easier because the game automatically does and keeps track of everything for you. Imagine if someone made a video game version of Joey's Castle like that 80? With a fren host and the player characters on the board being the streamers smack talking and murdering each other? Bulk and Sponge unlockable characters yeahhh. Also round and turn discrepancy suggestion from last time yo.

[@thegoombaboishow]

fantastic idea! i would pay every dollar for that to become a reality

[@MochaRitz]

My first thought was how much this would pop off as a video game. Chaotic multiplayer is BIG right now, there is a market.

[@discipleofdagon8195]

I would purchase Joey's castle for the CDI

[@slythehoot8760]

It'd be funny if Joel added a super hell, just so simpleflips could've sent the gorilla after him

[@JT-nk3sh]

and your wish.... is granted.....

[@Condor_]

Mike taking ten minutes for his turns hurts me in the knee caps.

[@abcdefg7800864444]

At first I thought this comment was mean but now I'm 1h 40min in this is 100% reasonable

[@ZetaNeubourn]

Boy... gotta say, for a guy that doesn't like board games, he sure made a fun one. :P The reason why this game works is because EVERYONE knows that it's gonna be unbalanced and broken, but it's broken in a way that's fair towards everyone. Anyone can die at anytime, anyone can get the Golden Fren at anytime, anyone could get rich and go broke in a flash, it's an oddly controlled chaos. The best part about it is because it's broken as hell, it's super casual... and because it's super casual, no one is under any pressure to win. Just goofs and fun. THAT.... is what a game should be. Fun. :P

[@erykd.1360]

Joel just made a boardgame version of noita

[@QuazzleTheQaz]

Joel gets more father-y every day

[@moh.syafrianabie8899]

No vey! He usually acts like a brain damaged 5 years old on drugs

[@ASADKIKOO-kh9xh]

No lol. Last VotV stream he sounded like a 10 year old lamo

[@maw9406]

fecal father

[@fallencyano9015]

joel doesnt run the game, the game runs him

[@mslabo102s2]

BUNKO IS REAL

[@gordon13344]

Can we get much higher

[@amalija11]

SO HIIIIGH

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

Mike wins by existing, Marco gets hit by God every second by everyone, and Simpleflips wants blood. Classic game, iconic formula

[@deecomposerr]

20:38 I fucking love the miserable silence after Joel reveals frodo

[@BaldorfBreakdowns]

"Pick a player to die." But since you have to roll, you can actually survive this card. Joey's castle has some incredible logic.

[@notoverwatch6991]

I like how the bounce rule just casually changes this game and nobody notices.

[@notoverwatch6991]

And Joel also forgot his own YGO ruling.

[@MochaRitz]

Also being sent to hell by a card is now considered death according to Joel, which wasn't the case the first time.

[@Laerbn]

The line tool bunko card killed me

[@clauisout4479]

PUT THAT SHIT IN THE WORKSHOP I FUCKING NEED IT

[@SaluteToTheLost]

joey pls include Joey’s castle in best of 2024

[@SaluteToTheLost]

in 3 years from now

[@MrFlowerPotofDeath]

What the fuck do you mean Joey has Bomberman 64 music in his playlist. Almost shat myself.

[@IAmStickyWicky]

Mr Joey, if you're looking for ways to expand the game, consider adding different Kaiju that can spawn that behave differently

[@lowpolyzoe]

I feel like the HP system needs more impact, clarification on cards (i.e. the Nikita rocket can only be moved on its owner's turn), perhaps a dedicated effect tracker panel with a countdown, because otherwise a lot of the game is forgetting/remembering effects are in play Don't want the game to be perfectly balanced, a lot of the fun are the weirdly broken combos, but no one's paying money to get into the acid pit when it's more likely someone will just be using line tool movement or psychic skeleton to pull the golden fren out. Maybe remove the entry fee to the acid pit?

[@slipipipi7971]

The best videogame ever

[@aliveman420]

I wish joel would release this in the steam workshop with the rules, i would love to translate this to play with my friends

[@Twafflejc]

Another chapter of Joey gaslighting himself into LINKING boardgames.

[@bigZAIN187]

once joey feels like he's done making major adjustments, someone should make this into a standalone game

[@Arlock41]

Now I want see how Joel does a round Dungeons and Dragons.

[@zachhanson3794]

I'm getting massive Board Game Online vibes from Joey's Castle, i hope he continues the craziness

[@cralo2569]

Vargskelethor Uncut: Full COFKs

[@spartanw72]

If you made a kickstarter for a physical edition of this, it would get funded in 5 minutes :D I would totally love to make this irl

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

When does the Shooting Phase begin? *Puts a Bucket of Dice on the table*

[@Daedric1260]

Literally me teaching my buddy from work who plays nids how to play 40k

[@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS]

"so a 6 means 60 cm." "yep" "yeah, so double...as i use the word double..."

[@skelreal]

take a shot anytime mike or simple say something, act confused or question something and don't elaborate after if you'd like to die

[@mareksicinski449]

51:09 odd not uneven..

[@Twitch380]

important!!: DEDOCATED ROLL ZONE THAT YOU CANT TAKE THE DICE OUT OF NEEDS TO BE A THING

[@dukinukireal]

dedotated wam

[@BaldorfBreakdowns]

2:35:18 Couldn't have been a more perfect Bunko card to draw lmao

[@Dragonwolf920]

i really want to play this with my friends

[@TropicalEmperor]

Legendary

[@Brooo007MC]

[obligatory Valefisk comment]

[@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS]

simpleflips logic: hypothetically, would you rather have 1 million dollars or 58 dollars? also, for mike, the hypothetical question wasn't an intelligence test, it's more of an autism test actually.

[@fault3k]

the breakfast question is actually used as a prejudice canine whistle on the Internet to indicate races that are supposedly "lower IQ"

[@HatsODoom]

Poor Joel barely got to play his own game.

[@NeviTheLettyFan]

Marco was robbed holy shit

[@toplad411]

Joey should add Grotto Beasts to the game

[@thezimra9429]

well i mean.... we had a good run tobad pokemon and yugiho gonna sue the shit out of this

[@doodledipp]

where the Hell is the Corn Flakes Zone

[@davido5317]

Can you give the vargfren a dumpy like the emote please? Thank you

[@Kenwood709]

This was great. Afterwards I wondered what crazy ass shit did I just sit through?

[@BaldorfBreakdowns]

With the line tool movement, could you just land anywhere on the board? It doesn't say you have to land on a space.

[@dukinukireal]

man marco won and you know it what's the point if no one but mike is allowed to win

[@illybee3]

mike literally got to the start with fren joel just invented a new rule at the end lol

[@mustangmckraken1150]

Does Fat Pikachu match the power Lord Schnoz?

[@Markm8]

20mins was just jole showing the class the toys he made

[@Markm8]

80min ending ffs

[@fluoriteByte]

1:35:32 caliborn when he sees gamzee

[@marshgoog]

I find it crazy that people still make jokes/references to homestuck in 2024

[@fluoriteByte]

@@marshgoog marcianito

[@marshgoog]

@@fluoriteByte gleeby deeb

[@mareksicinski449]

marco robbed after the 4 consecutive card battle wins

[@Vekten]

Joey please make this public!

[@jotheusu]

Let's goooo

[@wowguy9393]

there needs to be a revision on the bunker, or maybe a super bunker, where you are immune, immortal etc where there is no swap roll, with minigun defence systems so you can just sit there for an hour with fren while others kill each other at the entrance

[@thezimra9429]

so now that joel is a boardmaking and card making company and a gazilioneer... i wonder what he will do... damn after the lawsuites he will still be top rich

[@badchannel7999]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

[@gordogunso]

Any chance to specifically choose which yugioh cards show up in this game the next time its played? I got some good ideas for some cards to use (mainly for shitposting, as theyre either staple cards in this paragraph ridden format, and meme cards like Snapesnatch and Morinphen. They would be for shits and giggles mainly, but it woukd fun to see these guys reactions when they draw them!)

[@obelgefreitermurller2602]

brunko cards

[@iambloodkit]

i need to see magic the gathering added to the meta

[@RasEli03]

What's the pride flag on the top right?

[@TheVengefulEagle]

You should add character classes to make things more complicated, like the Italian class is immune to the negative effects of pizza, Communist class that can never have money, but gets an equivalent amount of AK-47s when they would normally get money, Christian class always goes to Heaven on death, Warlock class that can choose to draw a hell card instead of whatever card they're meant to draw, Doomguy class that can choose to ignore the effects of hell cards and spaces, ect.

[@leonardogsperin]

You make the hell card meteor wrong, u peek a player to kill, of u roll 5 the meteor damaged do splash damage in others players around, like Fireball on DnD

[@leonardogsperin]

Joel who, man? ... U write it

[@gee-gee8292]

Mike is a huge vibe killer

[@skinwalker69420]

Honestly yeah, his streams on their own are great but he's so fucking argumentative. This is why we paid money for him to dress in drag and dance in front of a green screen for our amusement. (Not in that order)

[@Dogy0909]

lol as a regular mike viewer I feel that way about the other guys here. Mikes best streams that aren’t just by himself are the ones with Fred, they’re soulmates

[@skinwalker69420]

@@Dogy0909 well that's him streaming with Fatnuts, they bounce off of each other really well. Here he's just argumentative. Maybe if this was Joel, Fatnuts, Mike and maybe Limes it could work but not like this.

[@Dogy0909]

@@skinwalker69420 Ah yeah Joey and mike are great, and I like simple flips by himself but him and the other guy here (don’t know him sorry) is what killled the vibe for me personally

[@skinwalker69420]

@@Dogy0909 The other guy is one of Joel's mods. He seems to be a beta orbiter as he keeps copying Joel's mannerisms. The main issue is that everyone is talking over each other during the rules.

[@vantaisback2660]

Best game ever, please Mike keep winning!

[@ASlutty9SUnit]

3 hours of insane chaos! I'm damn ready to lose some braincells! Edit: Listening to Joel lose more of his voice as this stream goes on is damn hilarious. I live for this.

[@clauisout4479]

JOEEEEEYYYYY, make Joey's Castle public and my life is yours