[Vinesauce] Vinny - Disastrous DOS Games

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[@Minebot45]

For those wondering how Vinny moves ludicrously fast in some of these, that's because most DOS games were programmed to base the speed they ran at on that of the computer's processor, with no upper limit. I guess the sweatshop workers who made the DOS Mega Man games predicted the future, because they were unplayably fast on computers even at the time of release.

[@Homerstar]

So fun fact about Human Killing Machine. The creators pitched that to Capcom to be the official sequel to Street Fighter. I'm dead fucking serious.

[@StriderOwO]

Also: fun fact. If I remember correctly, the final boss of the game is fucked so hard all it consists of is broken sprites.

[@solarflare9078]

Good ol Tiertex. They never made a good game. (Except Paperboy on the SEGA Master System)

[@JokerGaming-ms6zc]

They also made a DOS port of street fighter that, while better, was still completely unplayable without a gun aimed at your head.

[@CassiePumpkins]

_Prince Ali_ _What a guy could he be_ _If not Marijuana_

[@Jacktrack7]

That's what my mom says when my relatives ask about me.

[@celvro796]

_There lived Prince Ali_ _He took one marijuanas puff_ _He could have been great_

[@Masterlegodude]

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

[@TheRealLumpySpirit]

Hey FunnyStuf! Remember me? I pointed out your Newton hat...

[@bumscrambler3817]

@Celvro 5-8-5 poem. Really using the artform. Sarcasm is clear.

[@TremiRodomi]

Funny thing is that Mario's Game Gallery is the first game where Charles Martinet voiced Mario ever.

[@lacreatura4737]

And then super mario 64, i believe.

[@superstinkybeans]

Tatsuki don’t forget the typing game

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

And how he's retired

[@FunnyStarRunner]

Actually Gottlieb's Super Mario Bros. pinball from 1992 is the first Mario game with Charles Martinet. However he was both uncredited and unpaid for his work.

[@n0kturn_]

11:47 ᵐᵃʳᶦᵒ ᵍᵒ ᶠᶦˢʰ

[@poble]

aaah, I'm a gay so imma go fishing!

[@megacat4529]

Come here fishy fishy.

[@sam4gaming135]

I just got flashbacks to smg4

[@Jetfire507PTY]

Mamma mia...

[@vinesauce]

C:\DOS>faces?

[@antoine6559]

Where is the Vinny?

[@jacobfleming565]

???

[@rover5301]

vinesauce memes

[@jacobfleming565]

wdym

[@princefleaswallow5182]

vinesauce vinny i love you

[@VEE-EYE-EM]

1:26 "Get out of my way, loser!" (Wall graffiti: "shit" as in trash, not literal) "Baldy, I'm about to fuck you up." (cut off) "I WILL GET MY REVENGE!" I also can hear "wpierdol" (a beating, as in to give someone a beating) in the bitcrushed sound i'm writing this in the event anyone really cared to know the polskinese vinny pretty much did actually get the story from the cutscene

[@glizzygulper8948]

i did care thank you

[@knowitallbrother6452]

He isn't saying "fuck off". He is saying "spoko" which in polish means something like "alright" or "no problem".

[@mitchelldodd4252]

Szym Ninehundred Spoko

[@Jacktrack7]

Szym Ninehundred fuck off man.

[@GigaMan91]

Thank you for the lesson, Szym Ninehundred.

[@VEE-EYE-EM]

I heard "wpierdol," das me tho

[@rchetype7029]

Hey, fuck you, leather man!

[@Creepypig7]

All gone

[@captainazrale4404]

"Not game over or you lose, just all gone" - vinny

[@NOTHlNG]

Sega Rally DOS: "ALL GONE YEEEEEAH!"

[@VinchVolt]

Fun fact: Mario's Game Gallery (later re-released as "Mario's FUNdamentals") was the first game to feature Charles Martinet as the voice of Mario.

[@Camad]

*nothing of interest*

[@ThereAreThoseWhoCallMeTim]

"Nightshade can't do that."

[@5crungo]

(dead bodies everywhere)

[@Brainwave101]

C:\>fuck

[@Ribbons0121R121]

nothing of intrest?

[@mainsmain]

Psycho Mantis?

[@TailsFiraga]

5:55 Wait, there was a DOS version of Human Killing Machine? Why!? For those unaware, Human Killing Machine was an unofficial sequel to Street Fighter made by Tiertex, who also ported Street Fighter to various home computer systems at the time. Probably the best thing about it is the final boss, who only has a total of six sprites due to how he's coded; All of a character's frames of animation have to fit on a single Atari ST screen's dimensions, so because of how large the final boss is he only has six frames total. Not that the others have any good animations mind you, but his case is particularly awful due to how he actually looks like an almost-competent character design.

[@doctorpollan1277]

wow, sos soOos

[@AeridesEntertainment]

In certain ports of HKM, the final boss' sprites aren't even included in the game. You fight a giant mass of jumbled pixels from another character's sprites.

[@TailsFiraga]

Ooh, I didn't know that one! That's something I've definitely gotta check out at some point.

[@Cyber_Akuma]

I remember reading that was from a faulty cracked version of the game. Though the last boss did have almost NO frames of animation, due to the weird way the game was programmed, all the sprites for a character had to fit on the screen at once.... and the last boss's sprites are gigantic. Ashens did a great video about it.

[@TailsFiraga]

Oh yeah, Ashens' review is one of my favourite videos. It's how I learned of the game in the first place.

[@jatuvo6543]

11:16 After almost a year I still laugh at Vinny saying "CHECKORRRRS"

[@JennyTheNerdBat]

Fun fact: The guys behind Timeslaughter also made NESticle, the first properly playable NES emulator that was a foundation for majority of modern ones, from FCEUX to Nestopia. Basically, they're fathers of emulation scene as we know it. (it also had severed testicle as a default cursor, so yeah, their signature style is still there, lol)

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

*I guess imma go feeshing!*

[@Crisperz]

*Aaaaaaaaugh*

[@tachi6000]

*Come heeere fishy fishy!*

[@MystPlaysGamesMPG]

The sad part is that Mario's Game Gallery would have been a decent game if the obnoxious voice acting was not there

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

Great! Imma like-a- *DOMINOES?*

[@loggers5246]

*GREAT* _imma like-a_ *_Go FEESH_*

[@coolbugfacts3953]

7:30 As soon as he zoomed in on that guys face, I got a notification from Simpsons: Tapped Out, and it played a sound of Homer saying "Better them than me" I found that way funnier than I shouldve

[@JesusChrist-qi4ti]

"aldo's adventure that address is for a town that's literally next to mine

[@SOG12341]

"HERE FISHY FISHY" *Mouth doesn't move*

[@Tadyszok51]

1:42 He is saying the word "SPOKO" Which means "cool" in polish

[@SkeletonTheBlackTopHat]

(monotone) Fuck off.

[@Altern8One]

FRANKO KURWA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@marfoo2439]

'NeedForSleep ' Wow!I'm from Poland

[@Altern8One]

Skiller 1254: Nawzajem i spoko brachu:)

[@garok2412]

who cares fuck off.

[@crazykirby97]

So if the Jetsons are a clone of the Flintstones, and Vinny played a Jetson's game, and Joel played a Flintstones game... ... no...

[@drpibisback7680]

*G R A N D D A D ! ?*

[@ryukomatoi4128]

SPACE DAD?!

[@Meme_Lor]

Terrifying 9/11

[@frannielmartinez]

JETSONS!

[@Rhythmloid]

JEETSOONS?

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

I'm pretty sure the Mega Man game was an allegory for Mega Man's suffering in being forgotten like many other iconic characters. And that's pretty deep considering it came out in 1990.

[@Shepfax]

I love that the Korean text at 8:58 says "what the hell is this game??"

[@poble]

at least it's self aware lol

[@yarinice1]

Thanks, LGBT rex!

[@Arcademan09]

if I'm not mistaken isn't the Mario DoS game the first official time they had him speak with his current voice actor?

[@fiammaorsmth9840]

Arcademan09 yes

[@loneshadowstar9770]

Arcademan09 If you mean Charles Martinet, than yes.

[@TitansSlayer]

actually, I think the first one in which he spoke was in Mario Teaches Typing, the one that was then remade with motion capture.

[@Toadthefungi]

i cant believe they had his legendary voice in a game thats bad

[@Atlas_Redux]

DOS, not DoS. DoS = Denial of Service. DOS = Disc Operating System

[@TheRealFolkBlues]

2:37 Earliest known instance of ahegao in the western video game industry

[@celvro796]

American woman hits climax after futa gangrape. (1941; Colorized)

[@zech6857]

How about someone sets that as their profile pic

[@drpibisback7680]

@@zech6857 Don't tempt me.

[@judge_dreddpool7593]

​@@drpibisback7680 do it! Also, Eris pads her chest!

[@TheBigDynamo]

2:57 Well that was graphically saucy.

[@austyn.l6289]

7:56 This is the new Grand Dad everyone, New Grand Dad.

[@ultra_magikarp3880]

My canon story for aldo is that he’s sponge’s equivalent of wario

[@captainld7452]

*Sees multiple dead corpses on a crashed airplane* Nothing of interest... *Sees the mutilated corpses of the pilots* Nothing of interest... *Sees some pliers* LOOK! I FOUND PLIERS! HOLY SHIT!

[@mech5670]

*HOLY FUCK GUYS, JESUS FUCK, **_PLIERS!_*

[@Sandvich18]

kup teraz

[@Awalys]

spoko

[@thebestonumeritos]

konto

[@thespyfromteamfortress2149]

pootiz

[@ska4704]

kup teraz

[@OlathianDrunkard]

The Isle of the Dead music kills me.

[@Onigirli]

Haha that was the first thing to grab my attention too

[@novameowww]

It sounds like someone tried to put megalovania on a midi while drunk and only knowing the intro.

[@solarflare9078]

ElectroRunner Dev Even better, DOS games sound very much like the awful GEMS sound driver, so it sounds like some some new Genesis composer trying to remix Undertale's music in it. (All while drunk like you said!)

[@trashrabbit69]

2:44 YEAH PIECE OF CAKE

[@neogeothomas8127]

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH PIIIEEEEEEECCCCCCEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFF CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan]

These games gave me Terminal 7 brain cancer

[@TheMuslimMan1337]

Cheeseburger Freedom Man You misspelled Terminal 8 m8

[@dragonheart81vids]

0:49 'SORRY NOTHING'

[@BasicallyGoblin]

Holy shit! The music at 9:20 is a crunchy version of the theme from Kiki's delivery service!

[@ladsworld]

Human Killing Machine was supposed to be the sequel to Street Fighter. Let that sink in.

[@AeridesEntertainment]

Technically, it was only PITCHED to be a sequel. Capcom never intended for it to be so, and thus, it never was.

[@Cyber_Akuma]

This. Tiertex was licensed to port Street Fighter 1 to PC from Capcom, the port was horrible however, but Tiertex knew SF would be a goldmine and they wanted in so they pitched the idea of a sequel themselves.... Capcom refused, so Tiertex just released Human Killing Machine as their own fighting game while Capcom went on to make an actual sequel to Street Fighter.

[@marvinslomp3564]

Caz's Gaming Clips Super Human Killing Machine Ultra: the not so final challengers: ARCADE EDITION.

[@RAFMnBgaming]

What a terrible old game. But I'm guessing we've all probably heard of it.

[@Ninetails2000]

What if I dont feel like letting another sink in?

[@xxDrone95]

I remember playing the Mario game gallery game in kindergarden in a speech impediment class i used to have to go to. mario is a cheating fucker is all i know.

[@ultima2399]

When didn't Mario cheat?

[@JokerGaming-ms6zc]

@@ultima2399 with peach, where he arguably should've.

[@VulpeRenard]

It's amazing how much you could steal from big studios back then; you didn't even have to go out of genre. Basically every sound from Franko with the exception of the mouth-made swish sounds and *FUCK OFF* is from Final Fight.

[@-mcpie-6802]

He actually says "Spoko", which means "cool" or "awesome".

[@RAFMnBgaming]

Those were different times. Did you know that most of the laser sounds from the original transformers cartoon were just ripped straight from star wars?

[@BobinFlobo]

I bet the same person who made Aldo made that andrio game on android

[@martineriksson03]

Speaking of Mario, I tried SM64 Chaos Edition today. I got one star (the one behind a cage and a Chain Chomp in Bob-omb Battlefield) but when I came back to the castle I spawned in the basement at the Hazy Maze Cave.

[@justinhenley8700]

Who TF asked

[@playerzero404]

1:23 So that was the game that gave Joel some problems on Twitch that one time, uh?

[@MrButtermybanana]

1:27 VINNY KNOWS GACHIMUCHI

[@Keeby]

4:40 This is literally Flintstones Dino: Lost int Bedrock but with the Jetsons

[@djdexcat]

For those of you who didn't see the full streams, he _did_ play a DOS version of that game. No prizes for guessing what the chat had to say about it.

[@countesschewi2399]

Epic Jetsons

[@StarWarriorKirby]

GRAND DAD

[@kyleraccoon6195]

7 GRAND SON would be the mario bootleg of Jetsons for DOS

[@kyleraccoon6195]

7 GRAND SON would be the mario bootleg of Jetsons for DOS

[@CeschiArt]

5:04 crying Hitler

[@bignasty7172]

Pietro Franceschi *watch out for those*

[@Ravi_34]

9:03 the music is stolen from the Japan release Kiki's delivery service, it's just turned into an awful MIDI.

[@mellow_mallow]

Honestly I kind of love it Combines my love of joe hisaishi's masterful compositions and my love of midis

[@ImpossibleCakePro]

That song playing in Shit Fighter; It's Rogue Message from Kiki's Delivery Service. WHAT

[@Exowave1]

"WHY CAN I FLATTEN LIKE A PANCAKE" the way he says this is so cartoonish and comical it's so good

[@CinderFox98]

6:14 The sheer awe he exudes from the bull fight is enough to get a like from me

[@danielciufo7765]

More like DOSastrous games hehe *high fives self*

[@demonicloaf2100]

*highfives*

[@masonwhite3698]

Gotta love that game that has just about all of its sound effects literally one-to-one stolen from Final Fight. That's my favorite.

[@ova8260]

C:\endme

[@BacunNG]

ahh, i guess imma go a feeshing

[@theyeags5505]

>imagine this being your first megaman game RIP YURIOFWIND

[@ChrisTheGregory]

2:25 From Wikipedia: "[Isle of the Dead] was originally intended to be a hack-and-slash game. Programmer Bryan Kelsch, however, disliked games giving players tasks without reasons to do them. Because of this, the programming teams added a script with narrative hooks, attempting to turn the game into a 'good hack and slash game, but with a strong plot.''" So... yeah.

[@FinleyZero]

6:28 onwards: now I know where Hotline Miami got its inspiration from.

[@apricotluma]

I've seen two other compilations of the DOS games stream. Southbird's is hands down the best one.

[@Sleelan]

The jumping sprite overriting elements of the HUD in the Mario Kong... that is something else man.

[@lars330]

9:10 I recognize the music but I don't know where it's from. Does anyone know? I'm thinking a Studio Ghibli movie but I'm not sure

[@gabrielpinto6935]

lars330 Nice catch! It's the rock and roll intro in kiki's delivery service, you know from the part where kiki flies to the new city at night whilst listening to the song in the radio.

[@lars330]

Gabriel Pinto Thanks that's it!

[@mellow_mallow]

OH MY GOD I KNEW I RECOGNIZED IT

[@ultima2399]

2:37 Thats an interesting face for a zombie to make. (Zombie ahegao).

[@user-ko9jy4lk9u]

Ultima like yours 😏

[@JaxxoonR]

Why remove deep Aldo lore.

[@mslabo102s2]

9:10 Isn't it opening theme of the original Japanese version of Kiki's Delivery Service?

[@veraxis9961]

I remember the DOS faces from the stream. I was not disappointed.

[@RentAham]

10:48 That actually was my first exposure to Megaman. I haven't played another one since.

[@Gecko1993HogheadIncOfficial]

8:04 I think I FINALLY found something that makes the Donkey Kong Country the animated series (a.k.a. Lord Harry) look like Toy Story in comparison!

[@bredrick.]

5:02: I'm outraged that he didn't say "stop this crazy thing"

[@DigitalWolverine]

ayy vinny. i played that mario game gallery a load as a kid. the reason you couldnt play that domino is because it was a double 0. you had to play a domino with some value on it for your first move.

[@TheAdmantArchvile]

Never thought this would get on the main channel. Hope you all enjoyed it!

[@jaxking904]

8:21 it’s basically Michael Jordan: Chaos in the Windy City for the Super Nintendo

[@fin8246]

7:59 So that's what you get if you put Donkey Kong and the main character of the Slam Dunk manga into the blender.

[@enoncenotev2829]

"Aldo, he's like Mario - but with a mullet." So... Ron Jeremy?

[@Spy_Crab_]

Awe yiss, uploaded on my Birthday!

[@theotherther1]

I love how the game at the end screams at you when you do something stupid. Just like my parents!

[@obnoxiouslytrans]

Vinny please these regional ads are sucking every single remaining braincell out of my brain at lightning speed

[@obnoxiouslytrans]

I'm serious, my head hurts.

[@FeenieVonKarma]

I don't disagree with you but I think you're posting on the wrong video lol

[@werdnarellim]

1:28 What is going on with the white-shirt guy's eyes? :(

[@ElBobbin]

That Megaman 2 game WAS my first entry in Megaman games... And i kinda liked it

[@PencilKing21]

Hey vin, I've been watching Your vids for a while now, I just finished watching the tomodachie seriers edited by southbird and it was fucking hilarious, love your videos and everything you and pretty much all of the vinesause crew do. I just wanted to say thank you for the hours of entertainment.

[@PanaLemonPTY]

Finally. I've been waiting for this after the hiatus of the first shitty DOS games stream.

[@racejones8116]

Bummer, dude.

[@IGiganticusI]

I made a Vinesauce themed parody of the "Tongue of the Fatman" game... hilariously it got me banned from the Vinebooru.

[@solarflare9078]

"Mega Man is already pretty much dead, right?" Vinny, I have news for you....

[@WickerBasket9]

Mega Man is still alive, Vinny! Mega Man is _still_ *alive!*

[@chidster64]

When I was a kid I played Skunny Goes to the Forest. And I liked it.

[@bex2]

ALL GONE

[@WolfNova1]

Nice recopilation

[@HaitaniMasayuki]

Charles Martinet's first Mario presence. This one came out before Super Mario 64. Absolute classic.

[@chidster64]

I unironically played Scunny Goes to the Forest as a small child and enjoyed it

[@unidentifiedmogwai1321]

go on scratch and play some fan games there

[@starrodpiplup]

Sponge, Grand Dad, Pretzel, now Arlo? So many Marios

[@stormcooper]

Can’t wait for Aldo 35th collection

[@kifi7259]

8:00 is that Sakuragi Hanamichi?

[@AtomicGolem]

Who?

[@kifi7259]

@@AtomicGolem from the anime slam dunk

[@frankwest6984]

Aldo looks like Ron Jeremy.

[@PunchyDonk]

3:50 Vinny turns into Seinfeld

[@Umbra920]

Mario's fun gallery is suppose to be called Mario's FUNdamentals.

[@rroadagain2810]

Finally this DOSastrous thing is in a condensed format.

[@Lithobraker]

0:23 You think YOU have problems? I've got a mullet, Luigi!

[@itachixmaster]

go fishy fishy

[@crazyluigi6664]

I'm amazed no one else is talking about King Kong 10. Seriously, how could no one mention that glorious game?

[@MrDmoney156]

for real! maybe because it's pretty recent and i guess it hasn't kicked in yet

[@Supercario]

oh dear

[@cloroxhammer3289]

Oh no, I got a *ALL GONE!*

[@Chromeno]

1:26 painfully im from the country that has that language

[@zacharysnyder2520]

Don't insult Mario's game gallery. That was my childhood.

[@thetwistedsamurai]

I've never heard Mario talk so much. I actually kinda like it. It's comforting.