[Vinesauce] Vinny - Nintendo Switch Trash: The Worst Games on the Nintendo Switch?

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

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[@xavdragonz4469]

I'm a Switch shitty game pro I got so much more for you. Is there a way to send you a list? Such as Toilet shooting star. A japanese toilet racing game

[@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch]

Nintendo switch is garbage lmaooooooooooooo 😂

[@HyperDefective]

Johnny, was the Tow Truck game DMCA or did that game just not have sound effects?

[@Dragonfire511]

Firefox! ❤🦊.

[@HeatFist1]

31:01 😢😮😢😢🎉😅😅

[@harukami912]

I can't believe it took this long for a Switch Shovelware stream to happen.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

They needed it to get RRRRRRRRRIPE

[@jefraskin5667]

There’s seriously so much of it, android App Store at this point

[@mariopikaman1]

The problem is "do you want to buy these games on your Switch and give these developers money for this?"

[@fishkingoftheaquarium7605]

​@mariopikaman1 not only that but this shit kinda expensive plus you can't find these game at your local goodwill or something since they all online and don't have a cartridge.

[@Dinofly4]

Wouldn't it be funny if Nintendo saved the videogame industry from crashing just to eventually cause it to

[@deeplyjuniper]

Vinny asking his chat members to come to him to confirm they're not bots, and the one capybara rolling up and starting to jump along with Vinny was absolutely HYSTERICAL to me

[@genericgorilla]

literally can't believe this game has real online play

[@Cinnaschticks]

AUGGH

[@Hwyadylaw]

@@genericgorilla If it's made with Unity Services for example then this level of online play is like 30 minutes of work and minimal programming knowledge needed

[@MegaFPVFlyer]

10:30

[@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch]

Nintendo switch is garbage lmaooooooooooooo 😂

[@TriforceZard]

For a $2 game, this Pikmin 4 game is astounding. Hats off to the indie team who made this.

[@kakyoindonut3213]

hidden gem❤❤❤

[@SnassySnoblin]

There's also this underrated indie gem called Tears of the Kingdom. It doesn't run the best on the Switch, but the team behind it definitely had a lot of passion.

[@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch]

Nintendo switch is garbage lmaooooooooooooo 😂

[@kakyoindonut3213]

@@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch bait or mental retardation, call it

[@mellowmelly9258]

@@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch bait producers are really struggling these days. the recession hit hard :(

[@TheUberGoldFish]

In that maxwell game if you hold down jump and right at the same time you can perform an Asset Flip!

[@Shmandalf]

Hooligan simulator is like something you'd see some parent outraged about on a local news station in the 90s

[@scootaluigi9381]

I remember back in 2014 when Meme Run came out and everyone was shocked that Nintendo would allow such garbage on the eShop. Turns out they were just ahead of the curve.

[@biancav98]

I like ur username

[@quantumblur_3145]

​@@biancav98scootaluigi is ancient I think, swear I seen that name since time began

[@uhhh_adam]

and I'll never delete Meme Run lol

[@BloodWraith777]

3:33 The "Nintendo seal of quality" back in the NES days essentially just meant "The game technically works, and the NES cartridge won't detonate upon powering the NES on, unless it's Action 52". The seal didn't always mean "game good".

[@samcandles]

Also there are plenty of NES games that are even less of games than these

[@disposable_income_andy]

so it's basically always been their business model. i mean, look at literally any "online" service they do now. -switch -smash bros -anything else past watching youtube on the wii i mean even their own prize console, the switch, was outdated before it even released. i'd be surprised if itll even get anything above 15 fps on their own remakes that were announced in the most recent direct.

[@MogusMasterSaikawa22]

@@disposable_income_andy it's not outdated at all it's a powerful handheld

[@kyrzixxi]

​@@MogusMasterSaikawa22I wouldn't say powerful personally, but first party games definitely take advantage of the hardware much better than third party games have

[@MogusMasterSaikawa22]

@@kyrzixxi right

[@hoitem6500]

I remember buying the Maxwell skating game the other day. My theory is that it was a school class that collectively designed a game in one day, but their teacher knew how to put it on the switch, so they did.

[@RatBürgerSk8]

I think it started just as a low effort copy of mobile games like True Skate, and the creator decided to tack currently popular memes like Maxwell onto it for some (obviously rather successful) low-effort marketability.

[@JacobKinsley]

I think the developer realised programming was harder than the KZbin tutorials made it seem so they put memes in it so they could pad it out like British stay at home mums adding potato waffles to fish fingers and microwave rice so their kids aren't too hungry

[@JacobKinsley]

​@@RatBürgerSk8yeah what you said

[@blobvisfan666]

I get what you mean but why the insanely specific target audience lol@@JacobKinsley

[@JacobKinsley]

@@blobvisfan666 so people would get what I mean

[@WizardTrizzl]

Maxwell already has a game, its called Voices of the Void and Joel streams it pretty frequently

[@valerylegasov86]

Mimimimi

[@UmJammerChelle]

I was genuinely confused by the Maxwell game. I thought Maxwell was just the Voices of the Void creator's cat or something and that the terrible skateboarding game was somehow related to Voices of the Void.

[@Sevrgpro]

@@UmJammerChelleVoTV actually has a secret event that ties into this game, if you leave a pack of shrimp out next to a skateboard an airiral will come and do a sick Ollie on it before beating you up.

[@RealSelene]

​@@Sevrgprodo the shrimp have to be fresh?

[@lawncrow]

@@RealSelene Perhaps not, just as long as it's not that trash from the sea

[@flussence]

Oh boy. "Don't turn on airplane mode while the game is loading". That's a good thing to start off with.

[@edwardgrin8556]

Remember the guy who made the free Mario Royale game and Nintendo threatened him with a lawsuit for "using their assets and jumping mechanics"? And then after mysterious Michael comes on Switch for $2 and Nintendo is totally fine with it.

[@SkigBiggler]

Nintendo only pursues shit that has some measure of visible success. It’s a bit of a perversion of trademark law really, it’s main intent is to allow the customer to know that something with “Mario” plastered on it is going to be from Nintendo, and thus they can make purchasing decisions based on that. It also helps corporations maintain the meaningful value of their trademarks to customers, but I feel Nintendo does more harm than good by ignoring low effort grifters. Some person will have calculated it’s not worth the cost of sending Cease and Desists to every asset flipper, but it’s nonetheless annoying

[@polocatfan]

​@@SkigBigglerI mean them cleaning up their own shop of stuff that steals from them should be super easy. You don't even need lawyers involved as you get to choose what is allowed on your service.

[@SkigBiggler]

@@polocatfan That's completely fair. Hadn't really considered that.

[@disposable_income_andy]

even better, remember when a guy made an emulator of the "all-stars" (64, sunshine and whatever else i couldn't care less) a few years back, and nintendo struck it down? then it was revealed they straight up just stole his code and made their "remaster?"

[@TrixxedHeart]

The "Drifting with Maxwell Cat" It's common for games like this to use AI and treat it like real players to make the game seem more populated than it actually is. When in reality there might only be like, two other real players. Extremely common practice, especially on mobile games.

[@Xenosplitter]

If they even have true multiplayer at all

[@shelly8563]

The eshop sucks so fucking bad. 90% of everything advertised is complete shovelware and they barely ever advertise good third party games.

[@samcandles]

the eshop does kinda suck but i have never seen shit like this casually browsing it lol

[@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch]

Nintendo switch is garbage lmaooooooooooooo 😂 Get a steam deck and playstation portal as it's better than the underpowered 30fps Nintendo ditch weak ass leap frog toy made for babies like you hahahahahah 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrLinkkid]

I rarely see garbage like this while casually browsing the eShop. Infact when I went to "great deals" I ended up seeing things like Pac-Man world repac subnautica and they advertised the hell out of quake 2.

[@scrittle]

Just like Google Playstore

[@nogf42069]

"Before you can publish your product, you'll need to submit it to Nintendo for reviewing. This process is necessary to ensure that the game can be safely played and conforms to Nintendo production standards. It is a good idea to keep in mind the Nintendo guidelines during the entire development process!" Daily reminder that everything you saw on this video is up to "Nintendo production standards"

[@samcandles]

The developer of Spark The Electric Jester tried to publish the second game on Switch and got turned down

[@nogf42069]

@@samcandles Yeah, I know several indie devs that can't publish on Switch for some reason or another but somehow the eshop is full of literal AI asset flips running at 15fps (????? I'm starting to think there's something fishy going on with those publishers like money laundering or something

[@JacobKinsley]

​@@MrWolfSnackare you also getting that dumb KZbin glitch on Firefox where it puts the username at the end of a reply?

[@JacobKinsley]

I can't believe "terrible game with meme in it" is still a genre in this day and age

[@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch]

Nintendo switch is garbage lmaooooooooooooo 😂

[@Gray-iz6ff]

"Who else bought this game?!" *someone named "idk" passes right by him*

[@Ablestract]

That car puzzle ai scam is legimately evil

[@Slenderquil]

Idk if he mentions it, but it's even worse than he showed in its segment. It's 20$ when not on sale and also happens to have dlc puzzles that include a "furry pack"

[@RoseFBN]

​@@Slenderquilthere's nothing wrong with furry shit. The real problem with the game is that it's a blatant lazy cash grab with dlc to be even more cash grabby. Also the game is barely there, even the big puzzle is like 8 pieces. For $20.

[@dumbbirdwayne]

It’s not the only AI “art” game on the e shop either, there’s loads of them, and even games designed for toddlers and very young children to learns letters, numbers etc. that are extremely cheap looking basic mobile apps (that are probably free on mobile) that cost £40 or more simply for being on the switch

[@notmyrealname7163]

It should be removed from the eShop.

[@AiNaKa]

@@RoseFBN it feels like a money laundering scheme is it possible to launder money on the eshop? im not sure but it feels like thats whats happening

[@CaseyFrazAnimations]

Vinny's dodging a bullet with the MEOW MEOW- sound cutting off

[@casualbird7671]

I don't know the meme

[@premiumsloppa]

​@@casualbird7671gamer word soft a

[@casualbird7671]

@@premiumsloppa ...ah, thank you

[@RoseFBN]

​@@moonman5395that's kinda messed up dude

[@danielchucho8198]

​@@casualbird7671Here's the original meme kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqGqgYKwl6eZirs&si=3lQVl4rWU6qNTmf4

[@Luvythicus]

The fucking AI generated art on the wroom wroom puzzle game is making me want to scream.

[@scrittle]

AI? It looks hand drawn to me

[@JacobKinsley]

@@scrittle What did Al do this time?

[@Luvythicus]

@@scrittle It absolutely isn't, very blatantly AI generated.

[@RoseFBN]

@@scrittle definitely ai generated. Please learn how to identify ai art and avoid (there's good guides online if you need)

[@scrittle]

I love generating a buzz They were hand drawn by t h e A I :)

[@fredmeyer1044]

Just remember that Nintendo turned down Spark The Electric Jester in favor of literal copyright infringement legal nightmares

[@brandonandujar2289]

First time I ever heard of this game

[@havocadvent2]

A fellow Spark enjoyer here too?

[@samcandles]

It was Spark 2 but yeah

[@gabrielwoj]

Based Spark fan.

[@MogusMasterSaikawa22]

aww just looked him up he's cute hioasdf

[@angryDAnerd]

He asks who is saying "meow meow". He is playing as Maxwell the Cat. Maxwell the Cat is saying "meow meow" every time he jumps. Maxwell says meow meow. I rest my case.

[@decalcomanie123]

46:02 It's amazing that Black Tiger was also the immediate thing I thought of as soon as he said terrible wolf game on ps4.

[@SuborbitalPigeon]

Wasn't the trailer of that put on the PlayStation KZbin channel on the same day as the Switch presentation?

[@Forever_Zero]

On the positive side, now I feel like I could develop my own game and put it on the Switch, and I don't even have to know a thing about programming

[@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch]

Nintendo switch is garbage lmaooooooooooooo 😂

[@RoseFBN]

@@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch better than those other trash consoles. I actually *use* the switch, but with the other two why bother when you can get a gaming PC. Anyone still buying consoles nowadays is getting ripped off. That $500 you spent on a PlayStation? You could have had a half decent gaming PC that's *upgradeable* and isn't restricted on what you can do with it. Also almost all the "exclusives" come to steam eventually.

[@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch]

@RoseFBN PC is for neckbeards and playstation portal will kick the Nintendo switch's ass hahahaha Nintendo switch is garbage Nintendrone corporate slave fanboy lmaooooooooooooo 🤣

[@Paranuui]

I'mma just have both

[@noodlynoodle]

​@@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitchNintendo has been pumping out some hot garbage lately but the switch does have some decent titles to it imo

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

To be fair the Nintendo Seal of Quality was never a seal of quality, you still had your LJNs and your THQs, it was a seal of paid-the-license-fee.

[@polocatfan]

it just made sure the game (usually) functioned.

[@SuborbitalPigeon]

I suppose the main barrier was the fact you'd have to pay to get physical cartridges made, and would stand to lose money if the game flopped.

[@ProbablyKir]

Happily/Regrettably I must say that me and some friends are the first people to ever buy that terrible Maxwell Cat game a few weeks ago. I’m sorry Vinny please forgive me

[@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch]

Nintendo switch is garbage lmaooooooooooooo 😂

[@mikeoxlong1395]

Why?

[@logandarnell8946]

this guy is a spammer in the replies of all comments probably a bot.@@mikeoxlong1395

[@neilgoldberg547]

First game spams "Meow meow" over and over again and Vinny writes "fuck" as his SN. Its art at its peak. I miss Gray.

[@lithium444]

My favorite part of that one game awards thing was when a guy went up on stage and talked about when GTA San Gangster Andreas Fight for City Battle Again Escape Games Scary Architect was coming out

[@gmann215]

I almost admire the Mysterious Adventure of Michael for its dedication to only using one single song. Almost.

[@Yuli_Ban]

Remember when showing off AI generated stuff was fun and funny and made you interested in seeing where machine learning would develop, before everyone got greedy with it and started passing off latent diffusion images as their own artistic creations? No reason I'm bringing that up, just nostalgic for the naivete of GPT-2 and DALL-E Mini.

[@Yuli_Ban]

It's really only a matter of time before we get an "AI-Generated Shitshow" stream. I give it a year tops. AI at this exact moment is almost but not quite there, at this bizarro stage where it's good enough to be threatening to creatives but not good enough to actually replace them. GPT-4 can generate usable code, but its context window is too short and its logical abilities are too lacking to do much more than low-end Atari 2600-level games. Stable Diffusion and Midjourney are passable at a glance but fall apart under any scrutiny unless you heavily clean it up yourself. But I've been following the fields of AI, machine learning, data science, synthetic media, and differentiable computing for a decade now: it's _not_ going to take any longer than another year for all these flaws to be ironed out, and another year after that to be perfected. Ideally, this would give people the ability to create AAA-level experiences by themselves, in their bedrooms. And I'm sure some will. There IS the potential to use this tech to create games and mods and stuff worth a damn, as hostile as some may be to the entirety of AI-slop right now. But realistically, 99% of the output is going to be anything from trash to degenerate to "human minds can't fathom the depths of shit this is." I can absolutely imagine Vinny doing an AI Shitshow stream this time next year of games that should be outright illegal due to data scraping and copyright infringement, and yet still don't even attempt to make up for it by being fun. Instead being more "Strange Rope Hero: Crime Andreas City Simulator Z" level gar-bitch.

[@LunarSoul255]

@@Yuli_Ban well, hopefully before neural network tech reaches that point governments start cracking down on that form of plagarism. And even if they don't, there's programs like Glaze being build to keep neural nets from being trained(read: plagarizing) people's art, so we at least have some good in that sense.

[@luheartswarm4573]

to be fair on vinny's point, engines such as unreal and unity make it so easy to deploy any game or cobbled asset fest to any platform that making a cross plat thing would actually be relativelly easy, specially since they just have to stea- buy the assets

[@RealSuperTV]

I have been noticing AI art on the eshop alot these past few weeks. It's worrying for sure.

[@Blood-PawWerewolf]

Not every week, they’re being added almost multiple times per day!

[@ElodieCunningham]

I love north American wildlife, such as tigers and capybaras

[@iamnotthatguy7166]

cheetah

[@slippingbugs]

I feel like the wolf game and the tow truck game were the best ones, it felt like someone wanted to actually make them instead of trying to cash grab and fill the title with buzzword soup. They weren't chasing a trend of anything, just a small little game somebody somewhere wanted to make and I think that's nice

[@samcandles]

But they were both asset flip unity games. The michael game is the only one with "soul"

[@JacobKinsley]

@@samcandles the Wolf game was clearly made by someone who had this grand idea in their head. The Mario ripoff was just someone practicing coding a platformer in some beginner engine like Godot.

[@samcandles]

@@JacobKinsley The michael game has custom art, an attempt at a story, a hub world.. if you look at this dev on the switch they have a bunch of games with similar art and design philosophies. they are a genuine dev. The wolf game is a mishmash of free assets

[@logandarnell8946]

@@samcandles not being an asset artist isn't the same as not genuinely trying to develop a game, I have played loads of genuinely decent games that had free assets. not to mention just because they ended up using free assets doesn't mean they never intended to replace them with custom ones, just that it didn't happen, because believe it or not, asset creation is an entire huge skill-set in itself.

[@gubbanor]

the wolf game was a port from mobile. I remember playing it years and years ago. I also remember uninstalling it after 2 minutes

[@samcandles]

I'm gonna comment here once again to defend mysterious adventure of Michael. That game is made by an actual dev (HUNTERS) who has made a lot cute short games that are all 3 to 5 bucks. Michael even has a sequel and he deserves some respect dammit

[@AluminumFusion22]

It runs the risk of coming off as off-putting fetish fuel though, if another commenter is right about stomping small animals (including rabbits) being a niche fetish in Japan, and that's why the game is bilingual.

[@Starman619]

I was the first chat member to approach Vinny at 10:36 in Maxwell Cat Game

[@Tiny_Crusader]

I swear I thought they were all bots, but what a twist!

[@catthomas1485]

i busted out laughing when an actual chatmember approached him i didnt think anyone actually went and got that shit LOL

[@superbeta1716]

What a hero

[@misterroboto1]

I don't know whether congratulations or condolences are in order here

[@alexalcalaortiz368]

was it really worth it? you could have bought like 4 chicken nuggets with those 2$

[@toonboy2041]

Drifting with Maxwell the Cat is truly the epic-est game of all time

[@Jx_-]

22:45 Nice of CDPR to give Vinny early access to the new Cyberpunk DLC. They must know how much of a fan Vinny is

[@diegomedina9637]

Looks too good to be Cyberpunk. Also less glitchy.

[@jonahfrazier8630]

I could not stop laughing during the intro to counter delta when the missiles hit and created an ear shattering explosion sound effect.

[@NekkoBlue]

Waiting for a Skibidi Toilet game to just appear on the eShop without explanation

[@scrittle]

'Scary Toilet Man', and it's full of AI art to avoid copyright

[@iamnotthatguy7166]

john toilet

[@skyshunts]

Wait Maxwell cat has a game? Imagine seeing this game in actual stores like Walmart and target for people to buy.

[@endlesswanderer1753]

I kinda wish those random shareware '200 Games in 1' CDs were still sold in big box stores. Imagine how many random itchio demos and stolen games you could fit into one of those bad boys. Some would be geniunely great, others shitty asset-flip nightmares, and don't forget the ones that are just crypto miners.

[@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch]

Nintendo switch is garbage lmaooooooooooooo 😂 Get a steam deck and playstation portal as it's better than a Nintendo ditch underpowered at 30fps hahahah 😂😂😂

[@Sottiwotti]

​@@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitchwow, so edgy

[@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch]

@@Sottiwotti Bow down to your edgelord Nintendo switch fanboy simp hahaha 😆

[@Sottiwotti]

Cringe

[@halfsine]

i can see that first game being a joke game on itch but once its paid for and cross platform its no longer a joke

[@halfsine]

i had to remake this comment because dumb me forgot that youtube highlights links

[@andrebarbosa5374]

The shovelware segments are like the myth of the phoenix, always rising from the ashes as an different form, and i thought the skibidi android games were gonna be the end of it

[@AuroraBlis]

shoutouts to the editor adding Pikmin 4 in the timestamp chapters

[@dabiskitt]

36:15 Is that “I’m ready” the shrimp lady???

[@Questie71]

There's some kid out there who's playing games like Prison Life Simulator Jail - Gangster Escape Games Scary Architect Battle on their slimy Nintendo Switch Lite and they're going to grow up reminiscing on it and thinking about all the joy and nostalgia games like this brought to them only to go back to play it and realize what a shitshow their childhood was

[@LuckyPunkProd]

The sad thing is that all these games say "Licensed by Nintendo" one you launch them.

[@JacobKinsley]

Fun fact: The skybox for the maxwell game is the same location as the skybox for the half life alyx Zoo level

[@misiek127]

For those who are wondering the first music track is "Weebls Stockmarket"

[@josjos-x5s]

artists cant even be hired to make bootleg products anymore

[@RealHero3000]

Meme Run walked so Maxwell could run

[@farmzombie]

You are now imagining Grey Leno's tiny hands caressing your naked body.

[@CaseyFrazAnimations]

You cant just arrouse me like that

[@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch]

Nintendo switch is garbage lmaooooooooooooo 😂

[@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch]

@@johnyamahakeyboard7472 Nintendo switch is still garbage no matter what Nintendrone lmaooooooooooooo

[@lioedevon4275]

@@johnyamahakeyboard7472 I hate both of you for this /j

[@F1RSTN4M3BUNCHOFNUMB3RS]

⁠@@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitchyou’re under a lot of these comments saying the same stuff over and over are you legitimately ok Being repetitive and not getting much out of it must be so tiring for you you’d get way more positive stimulation by playing some steam games After all actually doing something you keep heavily implying you love is much better for your mental health than whatever this is

[@thehost9817]

Be fitting to call it "switch it off" or "Switch to another game"

[@Hazgoblin]

Or "Nintendo E-slop"

[@Plasstyre]

I love legally distinct Michael bear!

[@paldinox1]

I'm not an expert when it comes to law, but isn't it extremely illegal to put to put copyrighted characters into your paid indie game even if its a strange bastardized version of the character? Like that's straight up Knuckles the Echidna in that Maxwell game, couldn't Sega go after them for that?

[@TheBigro43bat]

I am also not a lawyer but I believe it could be considered a parody and knuckles himself isn't the main selling point of the game. Sega could probably ask the dev to remove it but it will cost them more money than it is worth to actual sue the dev who probably has nothing comparable to the triple AAA company that is Sega.

[@user-zn5zr2ed3x]

​@@TheBigro43batNintendo is pitiful enough to do so and they did so a lot of times to free indie games on the internet, sega on the other hand keep sonic franchise alive thanks to fans, so they encourage parody of a character if its not something extreme

[@yungpm]

it’s really NOT straight up “knuckles the echidna” it’s an obvious parody of the character.

[@banjo304]

​@@TheBigro43batyou don't have to properly sue, companies have a ton of tools available to slap shit like this down.

[@xSpooKee]

I am surprised none of the decks that was in that game haven’t sued. element. Toy Machine. Etc

[@hbaggg]

vinny learning about the concept of "fake online" like a child learning about santa

[@JacobKinsley]

1:07:16 I actually kind of love those liminal space type, inaccessible video game stores with big windows. It was one of the most fun parts of Yakuza 0 just looking into Windows.

[@HoChiMints2007]

Oh my god these games. They're on sale 365 days a year. I wanted to find good deals but I had to scroll through all of these garbo

[@zelenpixel]

the first two games inflicted psychic damage upon me for different reasons the music in the michael bear one is actually kind of nice i like that it all uses the same melody. honestly this game seems kind of endearing to me .. at least they didnt steal all of their assets or had them generated by a soulless robot that companies love to use to put artists out of their jobs

[@disposable_income_andy]

on a serious note, ai is not going to replace real work. pictures, sure, but movies? videos? not even short films. ai just doesn't have what you have when you model something in 3d and animate it, especially if it's very specific. while we've got images that are realistic, video is another (and frankly messy) story. don't fearmonger please, sometimes a human touch to something is really unmatched.

[@Rincewindl]

Counter Delta2 is what people who say "30fps is bad" actually think 30fps looks like.

[@throbulonthemighty5754]

Lol I never understood those people

[@samcandles]

Still runs better than Pokemon

[@MrLinkkid]

No kidding, I met someone who said tears of the kingdom is "unplayable" because of 30fps. Honestly 60fps whores are just whinny bitches.

[@disposable_income_andy]

i'll genuinely never understand "pc gamer bros" who think anything below like 4k 120+ fps is unacceptable trash when your eyes probably can't even see a difference with anything above probably like slightly above 1080p and 80 fps. like bro where tf you getting these special eyes?

[@MrLinkkid]

@@disposable_income_andy no kidding... oh well I've come to the conclusion that if you are going to be snobbish and pass up games just because "muh graphix and muh framerates" I don't want you in my circle... go back to playing fps number 53146 and ea sport game number 136974 for all I care.

[@PsychoIncarnate666]

TFW M.Dickie probably created one of the better prison simulators, not the worst.

[@kingwormo8221]

Vinny saying that every brown jacket with a white collar is like chat calling every white guy with a beard and brown hair a Vinny-lookalike.

[@mcgaggles]

13:37 welcome to the future of AI content in gaming.

[@SuborbitalPigeon]

The future of AI in general, theft by another name

[@TakeNoShift]

1337

[@scrittle]

All of it is original art

[@JacobKinsley]

@@scrittle totally original asymmetrical wheels and scribbled license plate

[@ProfoundKrab]

​@@scrittle"The earth is a cube"

[@Kaiju-Lightning]

I see a red semi truck anywhere and my brain goes “Optimus?!” I hope that’s not him. Get my mans outta here.

[@notmyrealname7163]

Nah it's the shitty knockoff that your parents buy to save money.

[@Kaiju-Lightning]

@@notmyrealname7163 good ol Transmorphers

[@entryplugged2068]

@@notmyrealname7163 Optimum Pride

[@Zero_Shift]

I mean I strongly believe that anyone should live their dreams and make videogames if they wanna but holy damn, these games are awful and there's no reason any of them should've been released at that state or at all.

[@insmashbaby4347]

I saw that Maxwell game show up in the new releases section, when I checked it out I almost had a heart attack.

[@Matrix5TheTrapsComeAlive]

Someone needs to point him toward "Zombie Apocalypse" which is an eShop game that's literally just you shooting at cheaply rendered zombie models with crusty JPEG backgrounds. It is without a doubt the most low-effort piece of garbage on the eShop and I feel like I remember at least one of the JPEG backgrounds having a stock watermark on it.

[@JacobKinsley]

It's funny how these games at least had some gimmick like using the wii remote to point at enemies, but in this day and age nope, it's just generic game pad inputs.

[@SaltWaterDrums]

Ah yes, the majestic New Hampshire Hyena and Vermont Cheetah

[@ruliak]

I can't count the amount of time's i've opened the nintendo switch online shop, ready to spend money, only to leave deeply depressed with nothing to play.

[@Dr.JamesWilson]

4:26 Vinny caught yelling at chat for spending $2 on a meme game.

[@disposable_income_andy]

genuinely one of the most visceral reactions i've ever heard from him

[@bigbongtheorem3821]

51:07 The beautiful sounds of a Northeastern American forest.

[@bigbongtheorem3821]

1:03:10 Two Trucks

[@Swampert_Tube]

You can actually get a refund for switch games. I did it for persona 3 portable because I was dissatisfied with the AI upscaling. I went to Nintendos site and asked for a refund and got one.

[@probablynoctis7872]

Nintendo gives a very limited amount of refunds outside of extraneous circumstances. It wouldn't be worth it to refund a 2 or 10 dollar game, as that might mean he couldn't refund a $60 one later.

[@1ukeman]

17:33 Not even stepping on rabbits is unique: Braid did it first.

[@AluminumFusion22]

- I'm astonished Vroom in the Night Sky wasn't in this compilation. It's pretty infamous for being the first notable piece of shovelware released on the Switch shortly after it came out. - It's depressing seeing Kobasu now in the skating game since she passed away. Rest in peace.

[@Clubberdude-sp1gw]

About Maxwell Cat. Its a Cat on a Skateboard. That kinda stuff sells itself.

[@esmerylan]

That tow truck simulator looks like someone saw Goat Simulator and decided its physics would be a great fit for trucks.

[@quailfeather]

The tow truck simulator used the word "upper" as opposite of "lower the flatbed"... the opposite of lower- the verb, is "raise." 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@JacobKinsley]

Half Life: Uppering the Bar

[@stevenm5997]

That prison game was pretty good. I'd love to see binyot play hard time

[@Lookansea]

57:16 for fresh diaper chief content

[@urameshitrev1851]

I can enjoy this vod while eating some Breaktast (As seen in the prison simulator architecht horror)

[@spiderjerusalem100]

Drifting with Maxwell Cat is on Steam as well and according to a lot of the reviews it crashes before you even get to the main menu. So that's fun. Also one of those desk designs was Element which is a real skateboard company and i doubt they had permission for that.

[@jeremijawitherspoon1569]

Strange rope hero has got some competition

[@JacobKinsley]

Vroom vroom puzzles is hilarious because like you could add like 500 images for marginally more effort than adding 8

[@disposable_income_andy]

considering it's clearly AI literally all they would've needed to do is either make a slightly more detailed prompt or just feed it the same prompt a couple times. most of the time, game "devs" try to hide malice or greed or just utter laziness. sometimes it's right there on display as the product itself.

[@TheGeladoo]

That Prison Life Simulator game seems to just be a 3D version of The Escapists

[@CombineHgrunt]

Holy shit just selling off puzzle games that are fully AI generated, no fucks given That should be actually illegal

[@splurgyreal]

watching vinny play the prison game is painful i wonder if all streamers have a condition where they HAVE to be blind

[@sergioescobar1391]

Vinny came so close to playing Bomb Rush Cyberfunk without playing Bomb Rush Cyberfunk that it physically hurt to watch this stream.

[@The_Boctor]

Forget Unreal, we now have the Unfunny Engine.

[@MorphBaller388]

The select sound from counter crisis sounds very familiar. What sound is that stolen from? Edit: Holy crap I remember. I work for The camp and Company thousand trails. But he was a little brown that’s run by a company called Citrix the notification sound for getting a message on their platform is that sound! 😂

[@HermanManly]

okay tbh that Wolf game looked like it was made by someone who actually had passion, they just didn't have the skill or knowledge

[@MobyTheDuck]

1:02:15 "This might actually be good" Gets video claimed due copyrighted song. Also, the skatepark asset pack costs $25.

[@morg630]

I dont think wroom wroom is a typo, it was probably just titled by somebody whose first language is something like polish or czech, where the w sounds like an english v.

[@Jdbye]

Drifting with Maxwell Cat is on Steam. And apparently it doesn't even work, it gets stuck on the loading screen. Vinny played the superior version. Let that sink in.

[@Cranedood]

Good segement, was severely lacking in those stupid huniepop rip offs that keep charting the eshop, "hentai girls"

[@screamingbean7509]

Yeah the amount of those games that’s just randomly in the e-shop is genuinely mind boggling. Especially since unlike the trash android games, the ones of the e-shop cost a dumb amount of money usually

[@IggysEden]

It’s equal part hilarious and sad that the company that markets itself as family friendly also has an insane amount of games in its shop that has the word hentai in the titles

[@screamingbean7509]

I never understood that either, like it’s concerning how easy it is to just look up “hentai” or “porn” game on the e-shop without any form of protective measures in place.

[@vroom0925]

@@IggysEdenmy pearls need to be clutched

[@br3akstuff]

Those games…there’s so many of them! I was surprised.

[@Regulith]

for centuries scholars will debate whether giving every aspiring video game developer the ability to easily create their own products was worth simultaneously allowing every dipstick looking to flip assets and rip off popular titles for a quick buck to do the same

[@lasarousi]

The natural conclusion to shovelware in Nintendo consoles being meme games is something i just couldn't have seen coming.

[@droughty666]

23:58 you come for the beer you stay for the ᵖᶦᶻᶻᵃ

[@urlhnd]

10:30 One of the most wholesome moments of 2023

[@ChrisLeeW00]

I don’t understand the world building in Wolf Simulator. At what point does the Eastern US become overrun with snakes, hyenas, moose, wolves, and a single tenacious duck?

[@JacobKinsley]

When there's a furry convention being held there

[@itryen7632]

2:34 I nearly had a heart attack