Hermitcraft Season 10 - EP16 - WIll I REGRET This?!

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[@zainzargar2756]

Iskall joking around and beef actually buying the apartment is so funny

[@drdreddmanofmystery9482]

He didn't buy an apartment. He bought one fifth of a wall. lol

[@thijsbeentjes4008]

​@@drdreddmanofmystery9482 he bought an apartment, just one that hasn't been fully built yet.

[@xk445g]

"Yes, and"ing to the fullest extent

[@coreychurch]

@@thijsbeentjes4008and it probably wouldn’t be built until the end of the season.

[@misterscottintheway]

He didn't buy an apartment. He bought a mission token

[@colleenlavigne2196]

What a great uno-reverse by winning your challenge through his scam 😂 great job Sire Steak Man 😂

[@diegobarajas914]

Can someone tell me what the challenge was?

[@projecteer4498]

@@diegobarajas914it was to trade your way up from a stick to a diamond block, which he managed to do in this one interaction 😂

[@orcapodstudio-retronaut]

If you buy that in China, you’ll get unfinished house by the time you buy it L O L

[@orcapodstudio-retronaut]

You need to report Escale to the Popo

[@orcapodstudio-retronaut]

He needs a permit to sell it report him to the permit office

[@zainzargar2756]

20:48 I feel like etho is the one person who always looks for fine print and he would see it

[@ttry1152]

Yeahhh. Also etho may jsut go to doc, doc makes them for nearly free. And d9c is spiteful and petty

[@kiwimiwi5452]

@@ttry1152 "I am not petty." -Doc, after doing something very petty

[@ooinvsaoo]

Yeeeah, Etho practically invented fine print. BUT it may open the door to negotiate out of the deal

[@ImminDragon]

@@ttry1152 If you *literally* go to Doc, I'm pretty sure he'd let anybody use his automatic shulker-crafter as much as they like for free.

[@edwardscott3262]

Boy Beef sure took it personally that Etho didn't build a Beef statue for him. Revoking his lifetime supply of shulkers. 😢

[@sirtainlee8725]

Cub, the one true genius. He took ordinary horns and created a rage for them. He brought fireworks to the masses. And he has now created a new industry out of a boring book and quill permit. One I might add that you were ready to almost give away. But we already knew this.

[@StarshipToMars]

Bdubs' forest is a work of true genius.

[@Ligands23]

6:25 "Look at this view!" - proceeds to look at view of a big flat slab of plain stone, a giant monolith of plain stone, and a background of plain (and slightly irradiated) plains

[@Emailminecraft]

Beef casually buying a mission token which ARE valuable for 41 diamond blocks. What a steal

[@elmopelle]

Standing ovation! That was very clever stick - diamond block trade 😂

[@AvenRox]

Iskall charging American rent prices lmao

[@anacquiredtaste1748]

You mean Australian rent prices?

[@justdragogames]

Real

[@ei7000]

he just randomly finished his task that was so sneaky smart of him i was like what the hell just happened

[@DaveGiant]

Would be good to see a Don Steaklione bit where you start to pressure Iskall about the apartment. Horse head in his bed, zombie cronies turning over his shop etc. Might be fun

[@gristen]

instead of a horse head it should be a salmon head lol

[@DarkValorWolf]

So clever!

[@AnisKhalladi]

I genuinely hope he sees this, would be amazing content 😂

[@thenopequeen]

The return of Llama Dad?!

[@ashleyowen9292]

With the mail system you guys should send “coupons” or “ads” to other hermits for the grocery store lol 😂

[@reyiaca]

Lord Steak, sire. The lordship should totally finish just the lord's apartment and fully furnished, looking like a box hanging from the back and the side! Iskall would be pushed to finish the whole building then😂😂

[@pepperonipizza8200]

Someone on Iskall's video called him Sir Loin

[@greengirl91320]

And if you did it this way, YOU get to pick the size of your apartment!

[@dushyantpatel4301]

Beef secretly wishes for iskall to actually stay consistent and stay in the server and give him more reason to be motivated

[@JayCeeDee229]

Maybe, Beef could "finish" the whole building and make it look like a giant version of the outhouse from Shrek. That might inspire Iskall to finish building.

[@dushyantpatel4301]

@@JayCeeDee229 iskall really has a good family

[@Van-dq4sw]

Okay, the big brain play on the mission possible. Big Brain Beef.

[@vanwerkhoven]

You should absolutely throw wild parties in your apartment at late hours of the night once it is built. Invite all the Hermits around when Iskall is trying to work.

[@annsofiehansen2111]

I think Don Steakioni fit very well in with the Salmon Father/ Big Salmon theme 😂

[@OraProNobis97]

Beef has a bookstore and people asking him to buy stuff through the mail: all the pieces are in play for Beef to create Minecraft’s version of Amazon

[@momotouya]

Just an opinion, it might be better to have the golden apples, the golden carrots and other easily sold food farther to the back of the store and those that don't sell near the entrance, similar to how groceries place expensive items on the middle shelf where they are better seen.

[@katieourmatie8250]

That stick > diamond block trade was legendary xD You should absolutely finish and furnish the apartment before Iskall finishes the apartment block, it’d be hilarious

[@Flossman2]

Beef, you know what you must do to the mission HQ, Iskall gave you full power to decorate it, USE DIORITE!!

[@brujosol]

I'm so glad that Don Steakeone has been able to have such regular, quality interactions with others. Last season had him so far removed from everyone for so long. We appreciate the TCG, but even hermits are social creatures.

[@euler4273]

Beef is about to make Iskall's life hell by placing noise machines / lag causes into that apartment, and then say that Iskall can't do anything about it, because it doesn't belong to him.

[@lewando7687]

I never realized how often iskall says "let me tell you-". Every time I hear it i think of the video of the guy who is about to bungee jump and he keeps saying "Let me tell you something! Let me tell you something!"

[@chair5613]

I think this is a great opportunity to file lawsuit against Iskall for his shulker purchasing infraction, demanding exactly 41 diamond blocks in recompense.

[@brauliogonzalez01]

another idea I was considering you could do with the book and quill and cub's printing machine is making a news press, have people sign up for a weekly news report of the server, make it cost 3 diamond blocks a week or 9 for the full month, another thing you could potentially do is make it even cheaper then what I mentioned and then have the news seperated by categories, like one category they can sign up for is specifically sales from shops/promotions/coupons (good way to charge ppl to promote their shops on your newspaper 👀), another could potentially be promoting certain builds or possibly events

[@agelessorca]

I think one hermit once did "Newspapers" with maps (maybe in Season 6), but books would probably be a lot easier.

[@owowarrior864]

ooh !! yes a news service or magazine subscription sounds awesome!! they'd have to get a permit for it tho... i wonder if big salmon's involvement could speed up the permit office process...

[@brauliogonzalez01]

@@agelessorca yep! I don't remember which hermit but thought it'd be a good way for beef to make some diamonds off of others through his book and quill lol, maybe even call it vintage news or beefy gazette xD

[@brauliogonzalez01]

@@owowarrior864 not sure if he'll need a permit to sell magazines or books since he does technically own permit to sell a book and quill so any signed book is technically under his jurisdiction

[@2horse167]

Good idea! I think it was False who did the map papers before. These could easily be sent via the mail system.

[@classifiedinformation7593]

Dear Mr Beef, what you can do when you build a larger Shulker Shop is make a dispenser/autocrafter so hermits only press a button to have their box crafted for them. That way you only need to supply regular chests and shells instead of pre crafted boxes that takes up your own inventory when stocking the shop. Sincerely

[@Kneoria]

Oh man. The actual audacity and ability to go straight for the diamond block for the stick was amazing

[@chrisdierking5108]

Iskall totally missed "Sir-Loin"

[@elizabethb.1346]

8:38 Love that Beef cut out him struggling with the math of which "deal" is better. Iskall sold you out! LMAO

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

The letter to Etho was so funny I was rolling😂

[@SweetAshGamer]

Sir-loin.... 🤣🤣🤣

[@eMe_peridot_hare]

SUCH a brilliant mission possible completion my gourd... I rewound that moment so many times, and I get to watch it later from iskall's pov? Heck yeah! What a way to stick it to the (iskall)man ^^

[@user-uc6zk8rc3l]

okay that stick to diamond block was genius

[@CarolineLurks]

I love how the farm looks and I'm exited you're partnering up with Cub. He's good with marketing. One tip from me; I didn't notice any eggs in Half Foods. Perhaps I overlooked, but That would be something of an easily obtainable shelf filler right? And have you got milkbuckets yet?

[@imalltheragex2000]

21:22 you could jokingly revoke Etho's life time supply of shulkers when he dies next... dumb idea? yes. potentially funny? maybe

[@Flamearchers]

Sounds like there should be a Hermit Book Club, were you send everyone a book once a month and if they do not return it they owe you diamonds. >.

[@fyaluugda]

Beef, since your the farmer, you should get a Rooster! if you nametag a chicken somethin, it changes its skin to a rooster, and you can use those horns to make rooster calls whenever the sun comes up in the game!

[@mimasweets]

Even if he doesn't accept the shells, a lifetime supply is limited to a defined amount, unlike an unlimited supply, which might not last a lifetime, but for a small period of time you might get wathever amount you want. You can then define lifetime supply based on a different hermit, like "based on stress monster's amount of killed shulkers on the first 3 months of the server, you get 3 shells per month for life."

[@michaelpage4242]

You’ve gotta put a cake on display and charge people the full price when they inevitably take a bite

[@stephanemallet169]

You should use this apartment for the big salmon gangsters office. Lol

[@ChameleonGraphics]

Hey Beef! Love how the farm is turning out so far! Now that you have a Horse field, you should go around to the Hermits and Retire their horses in your field! Now that most of them have wings they don't use their horses much and having them roaming free on your farm would be super cool.

[@MrLinkDay]

So Iskall scamming Beef actually got Beef to scam Iskall to buy a stick for a diamond block. This season keeps delivering dude.

[@auntiex5343]

If you need ideas for a veggie patch near the house I have some! Use mangrove saplings (with string above) for leeks or celery; birch saplings (w/ string) as lettuce; pitcher plants (w/ string) as turnips; roses as tomato plants.

[@jodplayer6123]

Damm you got a very good deal only 41 diamond blocks for a place in grand dior . 🤯🤯

[@G33v3s]

The Beefskall relationship is fantastic this season!

[@marniejane11]

Iskall "You can't just take someone's property and ruin it." 2:00 Like he did to Beef's house multiple times this season?? 😂

[@juanmaldonado1251]

You should commission a couple scarecrows from Zombie Cleo

[@JustinKStrait]

you should build a silo to store all your crops/food in as a temporary holding place before sending it to the grocery store

[@jucabnubster]

Regret is a strong word, Beefer

[@s0ul117]

Beef, you're missing an equipment barn for tractors and plows and other tractor equipment.

[@Twentynyne]

sir-loin! he missed calling you sir-loin

[@wteff8586]

Turns out the mission was indeed absolutely possible

[@natanislikens]

19:31 Fun thing you could do with the other Hermits. Once a week you put out a single shulker with a full stack of shells for 20 Diamond Blocks. They can only ever get it once, but it is first come first serve each week. The catch is that it’s a moving shop… like one of Pearl’s vehicles… I’m thinking the Ninja Turtles Party Wagon… you know… because shells. -- 28:55 That price for cake is sooooo unrealistic. It should be 1 Diamond block a SLICE.

[@turtle-bot3049]

That mission completion on not only the hermit missions creator, but while he's also mid selling his own condo scam is the next level play. Well played Sir-loin, the beefiest of all the steak lands.

[@zplazma5557]

Grian needs a printing press for the permit office

[@Verygoodfeel01]

That nether wart is great adition to your farrm i like it it ads character to your farm

[@RixelStudios]

Love the farmstead but, gotta be honest, I think it’s missing something. As a resident of the great Canadian rectangle I am disappointed that there is no abandoned, windswept shed on the corner of your quarter section. Maybe something to consider adding in the future? Maybe you can sell it cpback to Iskall for 45 diamond blocks? Food for thought!

[@terranmerritt]

You and Cub should start a newspaper or an add company or something and send mass books in the mail to all the hermits

[@sawyeriii]

Postmaster Pearl I expect would do well with Cub's Gutenburg press as any changes or notifications about the post must be sent out en mass fairly often.

[@nadehzda5015]

Hi beef! Have you seen the corn decoration? It’d be cool to have a corn field on the farm! It’s a yellow candle on top of two bamboo. I’m personally obsessed with it

[@Julepalme]

I feel so dumb, it's not until now i noticed that PM stands for both Post Master and Pearlescent Moon..

[@nasiskahn]

That was an ultimate trade! Next level like Iskall said. I’m watching his pov now. I love these missions. I hope more Hermits participate in them.

[@lifeshield101]

that was a SMOOTH mission completion. Great job, Sir Steak

[@joostfloot5279]

I'm loving your season 10 so much, the new editing and episode style is fantastic! The different little segments are great too.

[@SteveSilverskull]

iskalls improv skills are really shining this season

[@catpeople11]

I've been really enjoying your build approach this season Sir Steak. Giving me vibes of your tragically cut short hardcore series x Also lifetime supply...

[@xyrsh]

Oohh, the book&quill publishing company sounds fun! Maybe you can also release a newspaper subscription like what cub & cleo did in s7 with maps

[@darkdragoness5]

I saw your interaction with Iskall in his video and I have massive respect for you turning it around on him to get your mission done.

[@Jameslongstrider]

Iskall finally becoming the SlumLord we all knew he was at his core. Also if toaster ever dies, rename Iskall's horse to Swede IV (don't tell him what happened to III )

[@pendelluft]

1:34 "What are you doing" and 1:38 "Thumbs up for murder" are both clips I submitted on your behalf to Cub. I was thrilled it made Cub's shortlist! I sent him something like 50 or so and I think he picked at least 10 lol I would think you would remember when you said both of those lines but if you need a reminder, here it is: "What are you doing" is from Iskall's second channel vodskall85 "A very elaborate prank... - Hermitcraft 10 Behind The Scenes" at 10:57. Iskall was livestreaming and we in his livestreaming audience were DYING of laughter. Your reactions were so so good. xD "Thumbs up for murder" is something that you said (even though Iskall says it in place of the goat horn here lol) during HermitQuest when you, Iskall, and Etho all teamed up. It's from your episode (though technically I clipped it from Etho's POV) HERMITQUEST - Powerful! - EP09 at 19:54. Congrats on completing your mission. I didn't see it coming AT ALL. Very well done. And Iskall will be thrilled to find out that you got the "Improve the build" mission lol Can't wait to see what you make of it!

[@DrakeossDragoon]

With all those grand names Iskal listed I didn't hear the one I most expected, Sir Loin ! lol

[@nickakers9792]

41 diamond blocks in total to OWN it, not even rent it?! That's such a deal! AND it has internet!!!

[@MetalMonkey]

How can you hate the Horns? They're hilarious when used at the right time

[@Andrew-zc4qo]

That was a great song! I love that you brought back Beefy Tunes

[@beanofknowledge2125]

That mission completion was slick!

[@MQZON]

My jaw dropped at that stick trade. 🤯🤯

[@SquintyGears]

I can't believe how smoothly you got that stick trade in 😂😂😂😂😂

[@quinlar0807]

Hey beef, for your farm you could add mushrooms somewhere and sell mushroom soup (some with random effects) at half foods

[@peaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

omg freaking genius in completing that mission

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

BEEFY TUNE WAS A BOP ❤ new favorite song love the vibe and the beat

[@gusoppeau9207]

Iskall missed the perfect nickname, Sir Loin 😉

[@darktheories1758]

Post Cards. Use the book and Quills for poetry post cards and if you do feel like making pixel art. You can make map art Postcards. But I imagine after the last two season you may be map art burnt.

[@StarshipToMars]

I wonder if you'll sell any cake at all at that price. It's a fairly useless food, but it can be read by a comparator and used to generate specific signal strengths for redstone stuff. Cakes can also be used to make fast staircases. However, they're way easier to craft than it is to obtain five diamonds, even in the latest iteration of Minecraft.

[@TorrentOfficiall]

I can see etho making Beef lose mail quite frequently for that

[@pgreenawalt]

Iskall is one hell of a salesman.

[@dandymcgee]

The season 10 shopping district is absolutely amazing so far. I love how almost all of the builds are small, but intricate buildings that line up nicely around the central square. It's so quaint and easy to find stuff compared to the Season 7 shopping district where most of the buildings were mega builds.

[@RespectUndead44]

I've been loving your content this season, Beef. Keep it up XD

[@Jakedaniels3914]

You could design a cozy bookshop! (Just different than the cat cafe lol)

[@ibpants]

That was a smooth mission completion. Very smooth.

[@bennettlewis5495]

You need a book & quill stand next to the stamps in the post office.

[@dandymcgee]

Beef is poor. That's my conclusion. That's the only possible explanation for hating the horns. He also spent 41 diamond blocks on a non-existent penthouse.. which either means he's *really* poor.. or really rich. Hmm..

[@boardgamewizard]

whoa your block breaking animation tripped me out for a second

[@jumanjiblue]

BEEF!!! YOU DID NOT JUST COMPLETE THE QUEST THAT WAY LMAO

[@user-on1mc8pg4c]

Shop name idea: Bear and Calf. It feels like a publishing house name, and honours both your initials and names! 😊

[@brujosol]

That patch of open land on the bluff overlooking Keralis' place next to your nether wart plot looks like it could be good for a lounging and/or grilling area

[@hrodvitnir7524]

I feel like Iskall is playing Beef for a fool

[@marieleelee]

Don Steakioni 😂

[@bot34mfcr]

21:31 Stamp goes in the top right slot

[@thomasfplm]

Soul soil and soul sand look like mud, so it would fit near the river.

[@Wisecrackwhiz]

If hermits are writing books. Make the book and quill shop Library.

[@cjoin83]

You should add dyed shulker boxes to your shop and sell them for 4 diamonds each.