The April Fools car joke I forgot to reveal

[@bradwk2srt843]

Thumbs up if you’d like to see a VINWiki “after-dark” channel with the stories that can’t/shouldn’t be told on a family friendly channel

[@reiosmani2619]

Genius idea

[@raysplace6548]

Absolutely...

[@goofyleo3869]

As long as Ed still doesn't swear. That would burst my bubble like my grandmother dropping an M-F-bomb....irregardless of the fact she's been dead over 15yrs. 😁

[@dna129]

GoofyLeo3 Ed’s too eloquent to throw out an unnecessary swear word. He’d find a much more entertaining and humiliating description of the subject.

[@CaptainSnagglez]

YES YES YES!

[@cigi256]

We need Ed to negotiate with aliens when they arrive. He will get us their technology and spaceship in exchange for a pencil

[@maddogmattis4713]

Dont underestimate ed. He'd get far more for far less.

[@jackielinde7568]

Ed is good, but he's no Rabbit. And, as a plus side, we'll get a story about someone's intergalactic, mail-order bride.

[@TheWillrus]

Nah, I'm sure aliens would be shrewd negotiators, so they'd settle in the middle for a pencil

[@Rebelx251]

Hahah your not wrong

[@lancer787]

Vojtech Cimoradsky ed needs to be the starter to make them comfortable and rabbit the closer

[@RifiFeooo]

Plot twist: That story never happened and its an april fools on an april fools joke

[@willsee7452]

🤯🤯🤯

[@EdBolian]

Too many layers

[@jondeeb5534]

Ok who is telling the truth?

[@RifiFeooo]

@@jondeeb5534 you'll never know

[@jondeeb5534]

🤦🏼‍♂️

[@mkgunnells2987]

"In 2008 when you graduated from college, you generally became unemployed". I can vouch for that. It was a rough time to be in the job market.

[@chrisnicholas6499]

2008 was a rough time to be in ANY market, and ANYONE can vouch for that.

[@thesmockinggunYT]

Same here. I graduated 2008 and was very lucky.

[@bendover-vk8gz]

Still is

[@lelandunruh7896]

I was graduated from law school in May of 2010. It was the worst legal market since the Great Depression. Thankfully, I had gone to school with a full scholarship and my parents paid my rent ($233/month; got to love Alabama!), but I couldn't imagine what it felt like for my friends coming out with thousands of dollars in debt taking jobs which paid $20/hour (if they found one at all). They literally would have been better off going to work for McDonald's or Walmart out of high school and working their way up the ladder.

[@Chingysfakechain]

This is like when my parents forgot to tell me they’re not my parents for 23 years.

[@wtapL]

Textbook r/nobodyasked

[@kylovlogs2552]

If they raised you and cared for you their your parents so stfu

[@nismotech3099]

@@wtapL mate r/wooosh

[@mattd3577]

F

[@bryanlettow4389]

I found out early, around 7 when a friend told me.

[@Userh211]

E30 M3 for 3500?!???? Much simpler times back then

[@matthewzerafa6548]

I paid less for mine.. It didn't have an engine. Tranny or interior. And I sold it a week later for 4600. There's always someone selling something cheap. My friends first car was a gallant vr4. He sold it to me for 1400. It had about 180k on it. I still have it. It's on its second engine. About 280 whp. She runs good

[@Gentleman...Driver]

Well, no... Times were diffrent back then but not simpler. Sure, there were plenty of old cars to buy, but otherwise no one had the money since interest was quite high. No one could imagine that old cars would be sky rocketing at some point. Newer was better back then. At least at the viewpoint of most people. There was no internet also. So you had to dig into car magazines to have a feeling if a car is its money worth or not.

[@ryanbertoldi8303]

I remember those days...my buddy had one too

[@demitrisolvinski]

paid $2700 for an 1986 m3 with 92k in 2002. Probably stuck about $2k into it over the course of the 3 years of ownership and accumulated the same amount in tickets! Good times.

[@thevduber]

its like the e36 rn they'll go up in value one day

[@DJ_Tabula_Rasa]

I could listen to Ed tell me how to open a bag of chips and be enthralled.

[@mihan2d]

Also he'd tell how the potato seeds from the potatoes used in these chips came from the plantation owned by a Mexican drug cartel as a front and how this bag of chips was nearly bought by the man who claims to be the deceased Elvis Presley and also.. ok, you get the idea.

[@myes344]

The Aztec people traded an enormous amount of gold for the first potato plants. And because the soil is so rich they grew the biggest potatos u can imagine. And very quickly they made back the gold and x3 the profit. But after the Aztec people left. The natives try their hands in potato farming. Of course they planted it in less fertile soil. The indian chef was furious. It goes on from there

[@joshuah.4496]

M Yes random fact but part of what made the Aztecs so successful at farming is the combination of several things. They would burn thick forests to the ground then mix all the nutrient filled charcoal into the dirt. They would also use their own excrement as fertilizers, and the last and best of all is that they committed unimaginable amounts of mass human sacrifices to their gods atop the pyramids in the form of ripping a living human’s heart out. Scholars estimate the Aztec Empire would sacrifice anywhere from 20,000 to 250,000 humans every year, and then the human remains would be used as fertilizer

[@caseygreen6818]

Eventually that BMW was going to be crashed.

[@Petrospect]

and that's part of the reason those M3s skyrocketed like they did.

[@spikefallyt3350]

@@natiebeasley5135 no

[@spikefallyt3350]

@Аnna Markova no

[@BlackElephantProject]

Fun fact Ed that wire that supports the telephone pole is called a “guy wire” I work for Verizon as a telephone man. I climb them every day. Sometimes they can become energiZed if something on the pole is bleeding voltage. So you are lucky other wise it would have been like driving into a light saber.

[@brettbilger1390]

I wonder what became of the M3 carcass.

[@jackielinde7568]

I thought the april fools joke was going to be some sort of photoshopped frankensteining of the M3 from the thumbnail.

[@Slipstream179]

You've probably drank a coke from it

[@AutoYoung]

Probably became a nice reproduction part for a classic muscle car...

[@UHOH3300]

The motor and trans most definitely got saved and swapped into something.

[@Shyzah]

prius

[@Hewitt_himself]

plot twist, Ed stole the van, and is doing a Pimp My Ride reveal on april 1st 2020

[@jamesbizs]

Simon Hewitt boy this did not age well

[@KyrinSolaq]

I’m from the future we are just being prepared the wars of 2021 are here Tesla has taken over there and have become so smart that anyone who’s had a Tesla he’s been driven off a cliff Elon Musk is an alien And we have to crank start cars

[@vk849]

Maybe 2021

[@stratis722]

@@KyrinSolaq I'm from the future of the future and 2021 feels exactly the same as 2020 *sigh*

[@henrycollins2478]

@@KyrinSolaq well TSLA did go to the moon

[@Makingeveryidea]

“He drove it like he had stolen it” Embracing BMW lifestyle

[@TRUdetailing]

I literally had to rewind this video 412019 times to understand what was going on but I finally realized Ed is just a total savage especially on April fools day LOL!

[@reaperredni9e605]

4 12 19, hahaha

[@awdeveau]

@@reaperredni9e605 4-1-2019

[@HikaruSorano05]

Hey Ed, I don't care the story you tell, I love HOW you tell the story, so full of colourful details and information that makes it great everytime! Cheers!!

[@sethward5136]

Wait, you were in high school for 00-04? Damn son, thought you were like 47

[@KMcNally117]

Got city miles.

[@MarloSoBalJr]

He's only like 33

[@johnmangiameli]

K2 Mally ROFL

[@taranhunter3147]

crazy to see you have 800k almost and when i began watching you barely had 40k. Good job ed. The shows really popping now

[@carmelothegoat1892]

Only ed would go through such a hassle for a meaningless April fools joke 😂 what a GOAT

[@moparracer76]

"I need the build the tale of this Van" Ed you never cease to amaze me with the 1 liners you come up with

[@kevinsantos1590]

Damn this channel is growing fast bro.. 711k subs I remember not too long ago this channel starting up

[@TopGunAce23]

Ed, the only guy that can tell a story about an April fool's joke perfectly....

[@NIAtoolkit]

He owned the E30 M3 before it was cool He lived the #vanlife before it was cool He sent a r/woosh April 1st email and didn't know

[@khobaibzafar3601]

Yes, finally someone figured it out

[@GearheadDaily]

Good pranks/jokes are ones that leave people confused or baffled, nothing harmful :)

[@Offthbadan]

Best story teller on KZbin. I turn the tv on and run marathons on this channel.

[@totalmobilesolutions4138]

Damn you're only like 3 years older than me. I seriously would've guessed you were at least 10 years older! Keep up the great work, and cant wait to see what kinda success you have in 10 more years.

[@samlauer8855]

Ed says that the M3 was a $30-40k car in nowadays in this 2 year old video and in 2021 they’re already double that price

[@tonysuda9066]

Wow double the oof

[@ArKeTiCt]

I will keep watching your car stories untill i die, Ed... *Untill I Die.*

[@uffemarxen7270]

last time i were this early Hoovie had not bought a car for 2 weeks

[@Biker_Gremling]

That was kind of an achievement TBH

[@voicetube]

LOL!

[@braydonnisbett5259]

That’s absolutely insane. An E30 M3 is my dream I couldn’t imagine having one in highschool as a first car. You would hands down have the coolest car at school lmao

[@josh7120]

I always enjoy hear from Ed compared to others.. and his voice is engaging!!!

[@92FairladyZ]

I died a little inside when he said he crashed it. I've always loved the e30 M3 but I don't think they're worth the $30k that people pay for them now. I wish I'd gotten one while they were cheap. They used to sell in decent shape 8-10 years ago for well under $10k.

[@XGamesJ6]

Forgetting to tell him it was an April fools joke was the best part of the joke

[@franciscovilla9203]

Well that’s what he gets for crashing an e30 m3.

[@clintgliford9941]

Last time I was this early, a cop still thought it was possible to ruin Rob Ferretti's day.

[@evancart]

Clint Gliford good meme

[@jus__gra]

@Clint Gliford what's the video with Rob Ferretti? Musta not watched that yet 😂

[@MajorOutage]

@@jus__gra kzbin.info/www/bejne/laismIuKbq1rb80

[@OscarGonzalezTheRealOne]

12 minutes, no breathing. World record.

[@zrspangle]

You can hear a "huuu" occasionally

[@dm7games761]

VINwiki should start a rebuild project XD

[@basithph8958]

I got a Type R Nah it’s just a Civic April Fools!

[@apexseal2811]

BASITH PH 'Nah, it's just a lawnmower'.

[@AllYouCanWatchChannel]

Apex Seal every Honda ever

[@deaf2819]

Every Honda “joke” ever

[@Skidz1818]

If it ain't a type R then it ain't a tight car. Only true Honda fans know about this

[@Andi-fh5lh]

@@apexseal2811 so original it broke me in half

[@ThoughtFromTheHeart]

you should bring in your friend and ask him to tell the story on how he felt, what he did to get the car back back, how he told people about the story of the demise of his car and what he drove after. there are so many things he could talk about

[@williambeck2202]

Your ability to spin a good yarn is one of the reasons for your success and VinWikis the ability to engage and not boor with stories is what this channel is about, love of cars and the gift of gab is the formula for success and evidently from my car buying experience is rare, I even coached a fairly new salesman when I flew in to pick up a car, we had about a 45 minute ride to the dealership and started taking, he’d only sold 3 cat, but they were all unusual, so I said that he had a great base to start with and that engaging is a good way to sell cars

[@AlanRodriguez-eq8mb]

I got you a Toyota. **Brings out toy yoda** **Has mental breakdown**

[@venwarjaff4370]

Alan Rodriguez Darius Benson

[@AlanRodriguez-eq8mb]

@@venwarjaff4370 what

[@a_common_weeb]

Just has "Supra" written in sharpie

[@jamesbizs]

apnews.com/6f88d96871f3292f506e2679cf012597

[@benz500r]

Ed, you were too nice. You should have simply said, don't be silly! You believed that story dude. It was an April fool's joke. No apology was needed, haha.

[@guskipper1194]

Ed for an hour and a half on Thursday and then Ed on a Monday? What is happening to the world?

[@cvasniucalexandru2519]

I have never seen such devotion in a man for an April Fools Joke

[@consaka1]

Man what are you talking about? That van is awesome. All it needs is a full floating rear axle and 16 inch wheels with some good all terrains and a 4x4 conversion and it would be ready to go have some fun in.

[@hanyabi-habib8226]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, By far the MOST unnecessarily elaborate and entertaining story I have heard about basically anything.

[@kize32]

He bought the m3 for 3500$ is were I stopped watching

[@reaperredni9e605]

I paid the same price for my 03 celica gt, seriously wish an m3 was available at that time

[@SmoothAsButterSN]

Super random but I sold a pair of shoes to another car enthusiast last summer. So he arrived and we began talking about cars and he mentioned that he bought an E30 M3 for €1750 ages ago. Crazy how much they've gone up in value

[@fila1445]

@@reaperredni9e605 this is the only thing that makes me say I was born in the wrong generation :p

[@dazasc3994]

10 years ago a family member sold his totally restored e30 m3 for something like £15k to a guy in germany. he had receipts for almost 30k in work he'd spent on that car, it was 9/10, close to immaculate. Would be a 50+ car now.

[@jordanwillett8456]

@jmarks881 I've got a 2 door 96 325is I love it when it runs it spends more time on the shop than in the road it's only got like 160,000 miles which isn't that bad for a 1996

[@Erik-ek9du]

$3500 for an e30 M3? Jesus Christ you can't even find a rust free manual 325i e30 for that cheap anymore.

[@SpiriDussgaming]

Erik i bought a m3 e30 for 7k few years ago, rebuilt the engine and tuned it for 10k driven it for few months and sold it for 35k because it started to rise in value, 2 years later i see the cheapesr one with 20-30k km is selling for minimum 50k mine had under 10k on odo meter.

[@bradleyselk9642]

My little brother is a die hard ol miss fan, so last April fools day I borrowed his truck and had it professionally wrapped in Mississippi State Bulldogs motif. He was pissed and wouldn't drive it till he was able to get it all removed 😂 its was expensive but completely worth it.

[@mariogorgees3489]

Ed's Friend: Ed my man, thank you for helping me find out what happened to my Van. Ed: *Oh Shit* I'm sorry but the story about your van's demise was fabricated. *Cue "I'm all out of love" and Ed's friends facial expression from joy to disbelief*

[@b.maguire3506]

Really enjoy your Videos and Stories (and the hi-res quality)!! Cheers!!

[@commander31able60]

2020: and then it hit me - I never told them it was an April Fool's joke.

[@Raggikomm]

Oh my god i have never laughed so much when Ed described the guys face 😂

[@brbryyyyy94]

Who do we love!? ED BOLIAN!!!

[@steves.922]

This is why I enjoy this channel. Great car stories!

[@titogates08]

The john wick of april fools jokes. The will and lengths he went through for this joke explains why ed is successful. Goodness gracious..

[@kidwray4313]

Bro Ed dirty for doing his homie like that straight mastermind kinda shit

[@basithph8958]

Happy April Fools to all the car guys!

[@Bluebalz]

Read me a bedtime story, ignore the fact I'm naked.

[@RolandtheThompsonGunner]

😘

[@0Heeroyuy01]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXzOqa2liJyBaLM

[@bimercatracho]

You a fool

[@juandominguez8536]

Ed did the equivalent of Fortnite dancing on his grave

[@mo-hammadabunaser1367]

Such an elaborate April fool's joke, Ed is so extra!

[@mmctavish6666]

Congrats on making the trending tab! Is this the first time?

[@VINwiki]

Yes!

[@CarswithNash]

You put serious effort into that story/joke, I likely would’ve believed it as well if I was your friend. Too funny though!

[@jamiesmith143]

Thanks for the April fools' story. I wonder what kind of April fools' story Rabbit has. (wink wink) ;)

[@TheFirBall]

Ed has some serious story telling skills

[@EdBolian]

TheFirBall thanks!

[@tatedottech]

The cigarette photo. Classic. LOL

[@NewfieRC]

Great story Ed, my favourite on the page so far

[@peterthemaniac]

Always nice to hear this kind of funny historys! Keep up the good work!

[@ericwsmith7722]

I think that delayed confession add,s to the story. He can tell the whole story, then end it,,, it was all BS. forgot I asked him on 4/1... and he ran with it,,, them forgot lol

[@vivekdarji9053]

You can legit go through Lithunia, GA going 100 mph and nobody cares

[@CodyUnderstorms]

4:39. My face when someone tells an April fools joke.

[@SamP0rterBridges]

I graduated high school in 05. You couldn't find a nice e30 m3 for under 10-15 grand back then.

[@mpccenturion]

F #$%@ Yeah! A good story is absolutely worth its weight in the telling. It matters not if there is a shred of proof, but in the intimate details - considered and told in the live performance. I could build a 4 level split - house and close it in with only sliding and rolled roof and have them believe the whole - un-truth. I MC'd my sisters wedding - and she never knew that Naugahyde was a plastic based polymer built into furniture of the 70's. She bought one of those Michael Jackson jackets - and I never broke a smile as I told her how many Nauga's had to be killed to make her jacket! The story is the gold!

[@LextechLighting]

Ed, i think this one you should have let ride. #1 because he had come to peace with his van. #2 because the ultimate april fools troll lasts forever.

[@dylanyates6331]

I love the added animations in the intro

[@W0X42A]

5:37 The request includes this line: "If not, then can you make something up so I can have some closure". April Fools Joke or not, you're absolutely in the clear.

[@AKingM195]

Graduated May of 2008. Luckily had a temp job in D.C. setup, but afterwards it was unemployment town for more than a year.

[@Parents_of_Twins]

Well I guess it could be worse. It's not like he told the guy that he was adopted and his mom and that guys mom were actually the same woman and that they were really long lost brothers and that he had discovered all this because he's in desperate need of a bone marrow transplant and there's a good chance that his biological brother would be compatible. Then told him it was April Fools after he had had the very painful test to determine if he is compatible of not. Now that would create an awkward silence.

[@FrontManagement621]

I don’t really care for April fools since most people are not very good pranksters. This is how it’s done.

[@MaxSpeedMike]

The jokes untold are sometimes the best jokes

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

Lol

[@mtk6190]

This story had one glaring omission, the explanation of how the email subject became pet detective

[@Ben-hg9ql]

Reminds me of the two vans in the junkyard in Baby Driver....

[@legionyinword]

Best story teller on you tube. thanks.

[@SteveBMX01]

Ed's gotten really good at telling stories. I was laughing my as off as the intro was rolling.

[@paulbhager]

Hahaha classic. Awesome story! Thanks for sharing.

[@TheBitcoinLambo]

April’s fools gentleman.

[@mazda_miata_]

DJ Khalid got an E30 M3 as his first car. He put huge speakers in it and eventually it caught fire.

[@scarea2691]

Happy April 1st!

[@Atimo133]

After he said "an then it hit me", right at the beginning of the video, i thought the video froze he didn't move an inch for 1.5 seconds

[@MrSteveo114]

I would of just never told him the truth at that point to be honest😂😂

[@stonewolf9459]

lol, I feel like a young Jeff Goldblum just told me about how chaos theory was actually an april fools joke. for real though, good story.

[@TrojanHorse1959]

LOL! Great story and video Ed...April Fool!

[@Gurman360]

What would have been the best end is of they went to a yard and then find it there but like real beat up. Wonder what Ed's reaction would be when he sees the van like 'I made that all up, how the heck did it actually get here' XD.

[@Vile-Flesh]

I needed this laugh. Sometimes it's what we forget to do that really makes it funny.

[@hollisrivers5161]

That’s exactly the right description, my grandparents owned one some years ago, thing was awesome 😂😂😂

[@NinetyTres]

That E30M3 was my first "car", not first vehicle What an Epic Ride ! Sold it to a clown that wrapped it around a telephone pole, nearly killed him, did kill the car

[@paulquince5470]

E30 M3 was always mega cool...except then the US of A!

[@hennessyviper]

I was in tears and laughing through out the whole story

[@mousetoad7040]

Dude, now you OWE it to your friend to not stop investigating what happened to the van until you find it!

[@connoisseurofcannabiscarsp3755]

Hey Ed..Stoked your LP-640 is painted..I had asked u about what the better choice to do with my 1000hp 94 Mustang I am getting painted...A super high end shop os doing it and I was curious of I should spend the $1500 for ceramic coating over hand applied ceramic....What do u truly think is a better choice?Congrats on 711,000 subs man!!!! 1 million is very close!!! and thank you..CB

[@EdBolian]

Unless there is an insane amount of prep work required, $1500 for ceramic coating is nuts.

[@connoisseurofcannabiscarsp3755]

Ed Bolian Thank you so much Ed.I really do appreciate your opinion..Enjoy that 640 my friend!! Murcies are THE COOLEST!!

[@deeznuhtz2919]

Is the VINWiki app still being supported? I’ve re downloaded it multiple times over the past few months and almost nothing works in the app. Cars I’ve added disappear and don’t show info like it used to. I can really only scroll through the feed of random posts.

[@guywebster8018]

😂 well played. An april fools joke that went on for years, told tall tales far and wide. Well played. A little rash but well played..

[@kyledavis4890]

The only Beemer I would ever own or pay decent money for would be a 2002 model (not model year, but model.)