The Burlap Bandit & the Possessed Dog! Halloween Special

[@harrisong8694]

I wish Chris would come on more. Nobody can relate to all these rich people talking about their super cars but everyone can relate to Chris and his stories

[@paulcarmi8130]

Can’t we have BOTH?

[@619Slipk]

I can't relate to his stories about almost getting caught by a tornado like 3 times, or the trophy wife with the porsche lol Can you? Still love his stories though, best ones in vinwiki imo

[@mattsmith1318]

💯

[@marcusmorrison1853]

Yess I love this idea

[@Threepointstar]

💯

[@cutlass8783]

If there's anyone who can tell the perfect Halloween stories, it has to be Christopher Michaels

[@christophermichaels]

Thanks Cutlass!

[@scottclark7559]

Most people come on here and tell a story... but Christopher is a true storyteller. Always reminds me of the kind of guys I would hang out with and swap stories around a campfire back in the day...so glad to see him back on here.

[@eiccaw]

Iam just waiting that day when Christopher write a autobiography. Going to buy it for sure 😎👍

[@brianmiller915]

😊

[@We_Like_Disney]

He HAS to get his own channel or podcast or something

[@rafifyaristyan8311]

moral of the story : anything even remotely weird, strange, or potentially bad, RUN. dont be dumb and curious, RUN. that's why Chris is still here telling so much cool stories like this. he knows when to run, survival instinct kicked in. when u wait and find out, finding out might be the last thing you did.

[@chrisplummer5857]

This is exactly what I was thinking 👍

[@ZGryphon]

I remember reading somewhere that humans are the only animal that will go _toward_ an unexpected loud noise to find out what it was... now that dodos are extinct.

[@clappedoutsubieshoopties2216]

Or just stay strapped🙏

[@dangervybz7522]

Aka don’t f**k around and find out 😂

[@affectedrl5327]

@@dangervybz7522 😂 i was about to write the same thing

[@mattymayhem1232]

"I don't know what it was... could have been Bigfoot trying to steal my hubcaps" Chris is low-key funny as hell.

[@dong6839]

Anyone who says low-key is retarded. There. I said it. I know everyone else was thinking it.

[@Asytra]

I missed Christopher, thanks for having him back!

[@ericwackowski7747]

As soon as I saw Christopher I had to watch!!!! He is by far one of the best storytellers on VinWiki!!!! Thank you Ed and Christopher

[@BatCaveOz]

A) Chris is one of the best story-tellers ever seen on VINwiki B) All three stories could be explained by crackheads...

[@Ruined._.Garage]

omg broo😂

[@paulcarmi8130]

Listen man, crackheads can be friendly.

[@jacktheaviator4938]

Crackheads can be the biggest pest! I would rather have coyotes and raccoons any day

[@nolanborgsmiller1042]

Christopher’s life is an absolute movie!! He’s got the best stories! Happy Halloween Vinwiki!!🎃

[@bradydevergilio7478]

Cracked up laughing at “recreational horticulturalist” gonna start calling myself that lmao

[@EdBolian]

Be safe out there tonight!

[@braxoff5th]

Let’s grab a beer sometime

[@Nick-IBP]

Any day with Chris telling stories is a good day

[@ManualM3]

Appalachian American haha. Also acceptable these days would be persons with weathered necks. Would love to hear the dogs side of the story. Keep up the awesome stories Christopher!

[@GOLD_FEVER]

@@BravoSeven Shit, i was really worried about the dog... the poor thing was scared out of its mind and they just left it?!!! I woulda opened the door to the poor thing before peeling outa there!

[@LifeTraveler1986]

“I put the window down to talk to the dog” 😂🤣

[@josephfranzen9196]

Ah I can’t believe I missed a Christopher story! This guy is the most compelling story teller on the planet. I would give up tv for the rest of my life in exchange for him just telling me a story instead of turning on whatever’s on Netflix or Hulu whenever I want.

[@christophermichaels]

Wow! Thank you for the kind words Joseph! I'm so proud to share my stories and appreciate you watching.

[@shifty1927]

I was riding passenger with this girl one night and she hit a deer going like 35-40mph. It slid like 35 feet down the road. I walked up on it and could still see it moving a little. I then said to my buddy who was with us "guess we gotta put it down" I guess the deer heard me cause it jumped up and started booking it at us and then into the woods. Craziest part was the deers neck was broke so its head was almost upside down hanging off to the left. Its neck looked the letter U. Shit freaked me out lol.

[@anynonymous1585]

"Guess we gotta put it down" Deer with it's neck broken: nah bruh I'll just go to the hospital

[@shifty1927]

@@anynonymous1585 i feel like that deer is still out there. Watching.... Waiting..... 🦌

[@anynonymous1585]

@@shifty1927 Watching.... with his view upside down if he didnt get that neck fixed.

[@swheather3391]

He’s just headed some place private to die…

[@Barton_Motors_Ltd]

He always has the best stories! That van story was wild!

[@kingcountrytowing]

Cheers mate! That was the perfect trilliogy of Halloween tales!!

[@thatonegamer9547]

Never a dull experience with Christopher

[@kunzilla]

listening creepy stories from Chris is like reliving The Hills Have Eyes or Jeepers Creepers.

[@Viperacrx600]

You know even if any of his stories weren't true, he's such a great story teller, that the entertainment value alone is enough

[@singemfrc]

I know some people say hes making his stories up but even if He is I don't even care because they are awesome either way.

[@towtruckoperator]

I wanna believe him but the fact that he's had so many crazy things happen just makes it hard to believe

[@curtthemk2kid235]

Absolutely love listening to Chris's stories. We need to see more of Chris!

[@rk22cc]

definately

[@MaikGonbar]

Christopher is the best storyteller ever, I could sit here and listen him talk about nothing for 3 hours straight

[@idrivearttabletennis]

That was great - he does keep you on "the edge of your seat."

[@DepreciationNation]

Chris is where it’s at… we love him!

[@nathanreece1743]

Christopher is by far my favorite story teller. Happy Halloween to all.

[@Kharma710]

Was not ready for the intro switch, spooked the morning shit right out of me! Happy Halloween vinwiki crew!!

[@VINwiki]

What was your scariest experience in a car?

[@bcob8989]

I’d rather not say😂

[@anynonymous1585]

Battery died. Alternator started failing in Grand National

[@Asytra]

Not really in a car, but after I sold it. Had an old black '64 Galaxie that would always have weird issues, even dying at one point, near a cemetery. Didn't think anything of it because that part of the road by the cemetery was on an incline and I thought the fuel pump or carb was going and starving the 390 of fuel but it was so weird it would always happen at that one spot, there was only one grave there too. About six months later when selling the car I was going through the paperwork and discovered the car only had one owner before the car was sold to the meth-head I bought it from. Decided to look up the original owner and discovered he had died a few years prior, buried at the same cemetery, right next to the road, where my car kept having issues.

[@bait-cz5uj]

My ex driving. 😆

[@joshuagibson2520]

Picking up your mom for "dinner".

[@theanomalous1401]

Glad to see you back, Brother! You done good, as usual. Don't be a stranger, you and the Big Chair are made for each other. Happy Halloween, Dude❗

[@christophermichaels]

Thanks Anomalous!

[@Slimothy]

*I just drove 2,200 miles round trip through GA and Florida (and a few other states), and took the whole Florida Turnpike. It is an absolutely BEAUTIFUL roadway to drive in the early morning around sunrise. However it can be desolate and creepy at night. Great stories as always Chris! 💯 That burlap sack story... sounds like something nefarious. I think you made the right decision pulling away. They probably didn't want witnesses.*

[@alanmoncus2331]

When I hauled paper to, and from Miami, I'd take 95 down, and US27 back up (didn't want to pay the toll the whole way on the turnpike) which 20yrs ago was $40 for commercial vehicles (could only imagine what it is 2day lmao :D

[@Slimothy]

@@alanmoncus2331 Nice! I don’t blame you lol. Idk what it is for commercial but for me it’s about $39 round trip I think. I haven’t gotten the bill in the mail yet but I peeked online

[@jaden19991]

My man Chris back again with the best car stories

[@kenleppek]

During that last story all I could think of was the crazy cat lady from the Simpsons chasing you down throwing cats at you 😂. Thanks again vin wiki Forrest Gump.

[@mattg9971]

Lets gooooo. What a great way to start the week. Thanks Christopher and Ed!

[@Mr.Grimm_380]

Chris is my favorite story teller on this channel. Everytime I see that he's on the video I try to watch it right away. Lots of good story tellers on here but he's definitely my favorite

[@gonzoprius3589]

Was looking forward to the “my wife at the time” and BAM there it was!

[@jamesbarisitz4794]

Thanks for the spooky Halloween themed stories Chris! I am always on the alert for an episode featuring you. ✌😃

[@ProtonFilms_Mark]

Christopher: "my wife at the time" Me: *girly shriek*

[@handle433]

😂😂😂😂

[@tkskagen]

Absolutely love his Harley Stories!

[@kr8219]

Now THAT'S how to tell a story. Love this guy.

[@501hondas]

That last one about the lady was wild lol

[@Mdub_actual]

Chris is easily one of the best storytellers I’ve ever had the pleasure of hearing stories from

[@619Slipk]

I paused the video after Chris had said 5 words... And I'm already like "Damn, that's a good story" This man is a treasure

[@JSmooth570]

Oh the Joy Christmas came early with a story from Chris. His story's are always the best.

[@rumblebelly6780]

nice Maffia intro music. then seeing Christopher with this insane story :D These things make my day!

[@Graver81-69]

Chris is probably my favorite “regular” on the channel. I can relate with this dude so much

[@OntarioBearHunter]

Always enjoy Chris telling a story, very reminiscent of growing up in a small Lake Erie town, small towns, no matter where they are, we all have similar experiences growing up and living in them

[@diatomicfire9624]

Shorts are a great thing for this channel. Always gets me to watch old videos.

[@BuckNastty]

Christopher is awesome. I love his stories always fun and entertaining.

[@jaacina]

The dog and the old lady reminds me of the beginning of The Thing.

[@dylansilva672]

When Chris says "I'm not making this up" you know it's gonna be something crazy

[@markmahoney5255]

Always love Chris’ stories. He’s definitely one of the best on the channel and once again didn’t disappoint.

[@skillsinc2390]

When you hear the burlap bandit story and then hear "the creepiest thing that happened to me", like dude can it really get crazier than the burlap guy. Oh snap ya it got crazier.

[@swampypolitics9574]

My favorite car storyteller

[@Katsunaka]

Best storyteller for today.

[@rjnation5042]

Thanks Vinwiki & Christopher, hope you all have a great Halloween, Rj in Oz

[@christophermichaels]

Thanks RJ! It’s great to hear from you!

[@thedonhugo79]

The best Colin McRae driving!!! 😂😂

[@jdii5698]

Man I love Christopher's stories! Always entertaining.

[@Coleskatemane]

Just what I needed for halloween. Thanks for the awesome tales VinWiki

[@Dbobino223]

Greatest storytell on KZbin!

[@mattfisher1916]

Christopher really needs a weekly segment

[@Dgadude]

THIS ^^^

[@mattfisher1916]

@@Dgadude I skip quite a few of videos on my subscriptions but I always watch when I see Chris

[@Dgadude]

@@mattfisher1916 same here. Wish we had more of his stories.

[@mattfisher1916]

@@Dgadude I'm sure he has enough to get a weekly spot. Wish we could vote on who gets on

[@Dgadude]

@@mattfisher1916 100% agree with you.

[@violinmiata]

Great story telling! Still remember in the late nineties as a teenager leaving a friends house my friend and I drove through a massive swarm of cicadas, cars were sliding off the road. Got home safe. A couple of days later my 92 GS Eclipse was low on power, checked the air box and the air filter was clogged with dead bugs. Nasty Halloween style mayhem in warm weather

[@ageofsagittarius]

The second story had an "Easy RIder" vibe.

[@christophermichaels]

I never thought of that but you're right Christopher!

[@tanishkdhariwal6000]

Christopher's my favourite storyteller from vinwiki.Thanks for bringing him back

[@AeroGuy07]

That last story, there ain't nothing like being chased by a crazy person down a dirt/gravel road in the middle of the night!

[@srconcepts1848]

**Hides hubcaps from Bigfoot...** 🤣

[@somerandoonline5852]

I love seeing Christopher in that chair

[@jerrycapizzi2081]

Always the best stories from this guy!

[@JDelta87]

I was just thinking that it’s been a while since I’ve heard a story for Christopher and today we get a collection of stories from him!

[@madmikescustomgarage1778]

Happy Halloween, Chris, Ed, and all the vinwiki fans

[@brandenjones192]

Can not get enough of this guys stories! One of my favorite he would be a hell of a guy to have a beer with and hear more of these crazy ass stories

[@sykwookiee]

One of my favorite humans...period...

[@christophermichaels]

And you are my favorite wookie.. thank you!

[@wolfchildproductions2869]

EPIC. All-time great story. Wow. Welcome back, Chris!

[@hagridsbeardguy1399]

Chris is the GOAT when it comes to storytelling

[@madcat4563]

That was genuinely scary. I think what did it was how vulnerable you would be in such a situation, especially when alone.

[@maczman87]

my FAVORITE vinwiki guest. Such a great storyteller.

[@rc121crx]

Chris, you should write and illustrate an autobiography of your stories. I think a lot of us would love to have that on our coffee table, bookshelf, car and hell even the shitter.

[@Shakespeare954]

Perfect story teller for the season

[@AutoholicsAnonymous]

Of all the people on VINwiki, Christopher is the best. I could just listen to him tell stories for hours. My hope is to run into him somewhere, someday and buy him a drink.

[@antokh]

"I rolled the window down, to talk to him" . Something about that made me laugh. Happy halloween!

[@Thejoebuchanan9879]

I’m glad to see Christopher I love his stories

[@BillChillBDMAN02]

“Maybe it was Bigfoot tryna steal my hubcaps” one of Chris’ greatest lines on this channel😂

[@mitchbrown4035]

Hands down Christopher is the best on the channel.

[@alexoquendo3022]

Love his stories. He’s great at story telling I always watch when he’s in a video. That Edd

[@joeinmi8671]

I needed this today!

[@otreed2311]

Prefect Chris always has the besttttt stories !

[@jeffjames4064]

The old lady was pissed the dog finished off the moonshine.

[@johnwaynewireman5262]

Love the Halloween intro

[@sullivanthomas1775]

Oof this whole thing reminded me of my crazy paranormal story and being followed. Apparently old vics can give new vics a run for their money.

[@josephboley]

Christopher has the best stories

[@mikey2111]

The best stories come from around the Appalachian mountains. Can be bigfoot or something else but on tv there are always people who've seen weird stuff up there.

[@ChrisLoganToronto]

I've always thought it would be fun to have a drink with Chris. But the thought of sitting around a campfire passing a bottle, hearing his stories....fuck that!

[@russelljacob7955]

Christopher could make a halloween parody movie called "Spooky and the Casket" and it would probably me a true story. Gotta git this here hearse cross country with a casket full of whiskey in time for the party.

[@Official_MikeyT]

I think we need a VINwiki "My Wife at the time" compilation video.

[@mattsmith1318]

"Hold on I'm f****** with my eye hole".. "Did anybody bring an extra bag?"

[@eddiejohnson349]

I grew up on the mountains of East Tennessee and some stuff for sure goes on up in the mountains but quite honestly it was just something we grew up with and not really out of the ordinary it was just the life that we lived

[@royvonalmen5044]

He has some of the best stories.

[@chriscaliri7977]

Chris’s stories are the best

[@damirmumic4020]

Maybe it was a big foot trying to steal my hubcaps 😂😂😂😂

[@sadfab2347]

I could listen to this Kat for hours... Good story teller

[@daevid21]

Bigfoot tryna steal my hubcaps 🤣

[@Caffeinated-DaVinci]

Christopher has the best stories. I subbed for him. Found some gems from other story tellers but nothing beats a Chris story.

[@christopherkraft1327]

🎃 Happy Halloween Ed!!! 🎃