HE SAID WHAT! Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 6 REACTION!

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[@superdruid999]

the pointy hats are apparently called capirotes, and they are worn by catholic monks from spain and hyspanic countries and italy. has nothing to do with racism or the KKK. the KKK probably got the idea from the italians.

[@MrAnderson5157]

If YT doesn't work out for you there's always modeling, that bone structure girl...Beautiful.

[@Artanis99]

As for why they are wearing those caps it is called capirote and it is still used mainly in spain as sign of penitence by some groups. It got appropriated by you-know-who as an insult to catholics.

[@VIPpandaVII]

That’s wild af 😂😂😂

[@theblackrook1277]

Also used by some guilds during certain time periods as designations of rank and profession. Ah the joys of history lol

[@EmperorGhost1]

I find it distressing that American public schools don’t teach this

[@Irimu_]

@@EmperorGhost1 They teach basically nothing, why would they teach this?

[@Motorata661]

@@VIPpandaVII Its quite funny every time in Holy week you get Americans losing their minds when they see this e00-elmundo.uecdn.es/assets/multimedia/imagenes/2022/04/05/16491504989085.jpg We have been using them for hundreds of years, we are nota t fault that the KKK are a bunch of Larpers that like to dress up.

[@armedrespect9737]

"Because bitches love cannons!" She's beginning to get it 😆

[@BOB-yq7wb]

“Hey Jim how many crosses we got!?”

[@MThrow]

" 'Bout a few"

[@BOB-yq7wb]

@@MThrow back to maxwell “bout a few”

[@sonofjack6286]

@@BOB-yq7wb "This is going to be a LONG crusade."

[@Volyren]

I once got paid to write a story that was every mishmash stereotype. "Jew, The Scottish Ninja" Jew was a puerto rican immigrant to scotland who was taught ninjutsu by a japanese rabbi. He was joined by his pet slime, Fluffy, and his best bud. An effiminate (but straight) vegan werewolf. They were fighting against a group of nobles who were angry at the commoners, because pies were becoming popular, and the nobles felt that the only true sweets were cakes, reserved only for the rich. So they wore cupcake hoods and laced sheets to represent fondant and burned circles in front of pastry shops to scare the owners. The CCC were a menace. (Cake Cake Cake) 😋 Was one of my favorite projects. I got to lampoon literally everyone and everything.

[@whatwhat98]

Honestly, Maxwell's "okay you need to chill out" makes me laugh a bit harder than all the other jokes in this episode. Cause he is no better than them klansmen. Like, hey kettle, did you know you're black? 🤣

[@SF-ow9ym]

It's kinda like that time that Joker was disgusted by Red Skull being a nazi, as if he considered his random killing of innocent people slightly more ethical than the specific targetting of certain races

[@bthsr7113]

@@SF-ow9ym Also Joker is chaotic evil. Red Skull is lawful (ordered) evil, so that's an extra level of incompatible.

[@michaellofton33]

Bruh that speech in the end ain’t no way they say that they held no punches this episode is golden 😂😂😂

[@VIPpandaVII]

Bruh the way my jaw fell during that speech 🎤 #speechless

[@michaellofton33]

@@VIPpandaVII Fr I almost dead and became the joker or just spray cleaner how much I laughed honestly this probably gonna age like fine wine 🍷 😂

[@captainomega6315]

Hellsing Ultimate Abridged is wild I go back and watch it every year and it's still funny as hell 🤣

[@VIPpandaVII]

Yeah dude this abridged is golden 💯🔥

[@shaunm2691]

Heard a rumor the manga author said he thinks it hilarious too.

[@sonofjack6286]

6:35 That's a funny reference to the original dub for Hellsing Ultimate, the guy that said that he thought they killed all the Millennium soldiers was voiced by Matt Mercer, another guy was voiced by Travis Willingham, and a third by Talisin Jaffe, all members of Critical Role, and voice actors of many roles, Vox Machina being the most recent amongst them all of them and their band of D&D friends, one of them being Travis's wife, who also played Lust in Fullmetal Alchemist. 16:40 Don't get mad at the Polish, they'll play their hand in an episode of two.

[@Skelli2]

holy crap...im like on my 20th ish rewatch of the series and i never noticed the names reference till i read this. Thanks a lot man

[@nickroberts501]

Don't worry, those guys are wearing genuine article robes worn by priests in certain parts of Europe. The not-so-genuine article stuff is worn by the laughingstocks you were probably thinking of. You can often see the difference, just from a close enough look.

[@MrDante2456]

"for a chance to kill nazis, we would worship a side of bacon" ...this episode had be laughing consecutively after that point for over and hour XD

[@robertwolff8928]

For those that dont know, Temple Beth Zion is a Reform synagogue in Buffalo, New York. Founded in 1850, Temple Beth Zion is the largest Jewish congregation in Western New York and one of the oldest and largest Reform congregations in the nation.

[@demonkingtengoku9034]

*ROUND UP ALL THOSE DIRTY NI-* *OK YOU NEED TO CHILL!*

[@VIPpandaVII]

😂😂😂 even he knew he didn’t want that smoke

[@demonkingtengoku9034]

@@VIPpandaVII watching this for the first time back when it was uploaded is when I knew tfs was built differently

[@samwise495]

"I'm fine with persecution, but I DRAW THE LINE at racism!"

[@TnT_F0X]

The Abridged version added stuff, but the reason they look like clansmen is that is a holy outfit of the church... The Clan stole it and made it their symbol... just like the Nazis stole the Swastika.

[@Gfreak250]

Don't worry, Jed Forrest will get what's coming to him, I won't say how.

[@jawsbert]

Nobody expects the Mexican Inquisition! Monty Python reference. And Don Diego de la Vega is Zorro's secret identity

[@titantrainer592]

You know it's bad when literal extremists tell you to chill

[@Nordic_Aquarius.3-]

The armies of Maxwell scene is the best of this episode

[@OtakuJuanma2]

The whole thing with the papal knights has the most laughs per minute of any part of this series. I love it.

[@johnjairo8352]

Ayoo, this gang war getting out of hand. Hey, atleast they wasn’t moving like the “classical nazi’s” 😂

[@VIPpandaVII]

😂😂😂

[@anyathepanther7977]

To this day I still can't believe that they got away with this. Yes, the white hoods was a katholic thing, but the clan kinda stole it.

[@VIPpandaVII]

Me too! I was not expecting that 😂

[@iam.jayx6239]

You know what’s crazy about this abridged ep is that it wasn’t far off from what actually happen 😭😭😭

[@bthsr7113]

Seeing clips of Seras acting as an unliving Goalkeeper CIWS and a 30mm point blank executioner is what got me to watch Hellsing Ultimate in the first place.

[@trizzy2009]

10:25 listen to how she says this line. You can't touch this. like seriously

[@trizzy2009]

13:55 I guess that you need a translation, right? I'm fluent in both languages. What he is saying that he's recruited for soldiers for the experiement, both soldiers and civilians. That's one of my many talents that I've learned moving from state to state, sorry bout that. I tried German but I have not met a lot of people from Germany since I moved down south

[@CircuitReborn]

It's really hilarious at the end wheneventhebadguyhas a linehe wouldn't cross. always love when bad guys have a moral line in the sand and are like "well of course I wouldn't do that! Jesus Christ, I'm not a monster! "

[@johnmadden1605]

Imagine if Uncle Ruckus was in the fight

[@silverblade357]

Apparently, there is some context where papal robes really did look like that. Personally, I'm pretty sure they just wanted the imagery of Alucard mass murdering Nazis and Klansmen alike.

[@emanuelgaskins8318]

They're really gonna turn up now. 7 will have you laughing and cheering. Hold on Boo.

[@johnmadden1605]

Thanks hun I love your hair you know you look very beautiful also thank you for episode 6 of Helsing I can't wait for episode 7

[@rjselhime9001]

Iv watched all of this so many times that iv memorized the lines

[@maverickthegod9523]

the way she slurp that drink tho _> ;)

[@KayosKing]

As if the speech at the end wasn't WILD enough by itself, how it ended had me like AYO!!😱😂😂😂😂😂

[@technoimperialist9509]

16:19 He should say "fuck bro it's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve".

[@Skyfire08]

I TOLD YOU! THEY! GO! ROGUE!!!! And don't worry, it gets... even more interesting

[@Dresthatguy-t1n]

Uh oh I could tell from the thumbnail that this video was gonna be crazy

[@VIPpandaVII]

dude I wasn't ready 😂

[@Dresthatguy-t1n]

@@VIPpandaVII I know right as soon as I saw those dudes with Klan hoods on they're heads I lost it 😂

[@johnmadden1605]

Thank you hun for bringing episode 6 of Helsing

[@pnut4678]

This show. Is getting crazier by the episode. Dope reaction 🙌

[@johnmadden1605]

That kind of looks like Riley and his brother from The Boondocks

[@kieranwrightstone2199]

They pulled no punches here.

[@lordgeneralmilitantdeezy7550]

Conquistador Inquisitors sounds so much works than templars

[@beyusnow1693]

Oh. That sonic comment you made is about to come full circle.

[@gmen359]

13:50 good old monty python reference )

[@PhazonGamer90]

Bruh I damn near lost it They were reaching 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dtruth1516]

Glad I get off work to watch this. You haven’t missed yet with this series

[@ILikeCHEEZ9]

Lol me and my roomate from college lost our minds when this episode came out especially cause i'm from chicago and he was raised in what he called the boonies of ohio where people really talk like jed forest

[@TheDiazDarkness]

The fact that the army Maxwell obtained looked like a certain group made it too easy to make the obvious joke, specially with the buildup it had.

[@troykearney9516]

Trust that the next episode is going to be a WILD one because of a scene that SOMEHOW TFS was able to make a bit humorous but a word of warning: IT. IS. DARK.

[@johnnymoreno5065]

Little history fact: before the kkk decided to ruin the whole thing with the dress they wear. Hate to say that they weren't the first to use those clothes they are wearing rn. The teutonic order of knights had this wayyyyy before that happened. Like centuries ago. So yeah little history fact if anyone was interested. P.s. I don't support either Lol

[@povism6073]

don't the Spanish also wear the clothes but for festivities for the beginning of Easter

[@filipinorunemaster24]

Thanks for the information! I had no idea the Teutonic Order was also involved with that. I could have sworn that it was mostly a Medieval Catholic Spanish thing,and that design is also involved in the Blasphemous ™ game series where the main character has a spikey mask of penitence

[@johnnymoreno5065]

@@filipinorunemaster24 it could of been a medieval spanish thing tbh. Ain't really sure on that. I only know Teutonic knights order were wearing something similar plus they were a Christian group back then

[@hbsavage0387]

@@filipinorunemaster24 Spaniards did wear it

[@WiteNite666]

I forgot about the almost N bomb lol her reaction was priceless

[@henrygleave157]

I'm not sure that the manga author new the significance of the clan hoods on the crusaders (what with them being from japan and all).

[@MaelZack]

Not the Carolina kkk with texas accent 🤣😂

[@VIPpandaVII]

RIGHT! 😂 I’m gone fam 💀

[@MaelZack]

@@VIPpandaVII the funny part is other with similar hats may be excused for their looks, but carolina… oh hell no 😂🤣

[@ZacharyEvansStarTrekfan]

That South Carolina joke was personal for me..... very personal 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

[@THEFINALHAZARD]

It isn’t wrong though. When I lived with my folks, my dad was a dell warranty technician. He’s done repair calls in rural NC and SC with literal open clansmen. One in NC even having automatic weapons on display with the flag and robe. Lived in NC near SCmont my life. It’s. Too real

[@nateisler3]

16:59 That last one got to go lol and the one before that

[@codyjames6212]

Oh we just going to drink a slamming ice coffee on intro. It all good we still enjoy 😉 the content

[@catnipboi5155]

"Oh, I lost an arm"

[@Dragon.King.Ryuga.1]

Episode 8 is gonna be lit for you

[@sionpyrs3867]

Yoooo I’m looking forward to everyone of these reactions to come out amazing videos 🔥🔥

[@trizzy2009]

2:41 I mean like it seems that she's being depraved of something. Then again, I might be wrong 🤣🤣

[@chrisgamer9099]

Lmao you couldn't be more right, they were definitely reaching in this one🤣

[@Mailed-Knight]

In the comics which this based on those guys were supposed to be Malta Knights. Malta Knights hunted Muslim pirates and other criminals while wearing those uniforms because those uniforms made it hard to tell how tall or what age or race the person wearing it was. The KKK appropriated the uniforms despite being ant-clericals.

[@Ryuzo0Artis]

Don't worry, he's gonna get his.

[@watsom3856]

Pip is my favorite character

[@WolfTalkings]

This series is so awesome Panda lol

[@whitegoldakarawstahh]

how many casualties were endured from the Hindenburg crash fam?

[@billieeilish19925]

The original is incredible

[@StarHorder]

THE ROBLOX SIP NOISE OMG

[@atigerclaw]

You know... You sound like Cynthia Martinez, who did the dub voice for Lina Inverse in the Slayers OVAs. (Pick those up and listen, and you'll get what I mean.)

[@galaxykidprime5135]

Yes..... We back for More

[@KyleeSaurus]

Zorrin is a woman, just a former Olympic bodybuilder

[@amaruhouston6006]

they look like that because the plan stole their look from them 😅

[@poncho-via]

At the time this episode came out was the time trump was first running for president. So the comment about America imploding was a joke on our voting time.

[@jamauln1]

Knew she'd like this episode.

[@christopherware706]

Just imagine having to wait a year to put that in context

[@BleachVegetaXAmvs]

The Queen is back

[@olandorapley2263]

💯😂🤣♏🤣😂💯 yes am back for more

[@trizzy2009]

3:14 I guess that it is true that women loves the bigger things in life because like damn. Those damn cannons. I'm trying to keep my comments PG rated but this anime is very difficult to do. So please forgive me🤣

[@johnmadden1605]

So when are you going to come up with episode 7

[@muldoone6920]

Zoren is indeed a woman, stop trying to convince yourself otherwise because she's rough, not all women are pink bubblegums.

[@Jiku_the_kid]

I love this tbh

[@roopekreula6808]

If you enjoy watching bloodshed and war with fiu funny moments and charactors like in Hellsing Ultimate, then I recoment you to watch Drifters.

[@AngellusRavenix]

Spoiler ahead: Next episode gets buck wild. Then the one after that is pinnacle chaos.

[@MrLuzakman]

Fun fact: London is destroyed because original manga author got a poor service on a trip there

[@marcellomercuri5619]

You Hellsing Playlist got some random videos on it.

[@nnannaonyeka]

I'd like to see you react to Helluva Boss

[@VIPpandaVII]

Alright sounds like a plan. What’s the first episode for that series?

[@nnannaonyeka]

@@VIPpandaVII kzbin.info/www/bejne/m53CgXaefMt9hJo this is the link to the first episode

[@troykearney9516]

@@VIPpandaVII There is a pilot episode followed by 7 episodes in Season 1 and the just launched Season 2 premiere. There is a missing episode that is going through some issues but Viziepop promises that episode will be released later

[@ZacharyEvansStarTrekfan]

My god I'm late!

[@Cheezeblade]

I know it’s horrible. But the drastic contrast between an actual world war 3 started by a legion of nazi vampires backed by the KKK earning a “WHAT THE” from panda is hilarious

[@bthsr7113]

That awkward moment when you're writing jokes to punch up at a pope, only for him to be replaced with cool pope who has a rock album in Latin. Somehow I doubt the current pope is one Alucard would want to send death threats to by carrier pigeon. Maybe chastise by text, but not go all fork the fear turkey on.

[@banettebrochacho5636]

Unfortunately mr forest gets the most humane death of any character in the series

[@dirgorefall456]

you need reack to final fatasey abrgied next plss

[@whitegoldakarawstahh]

lego

[@willowdelosrios4326]

The most unrealistic part of this show is the KKK willingly working with the Catholic Church. Yes, that is actually more unbelievable than hordes of Nazi vampires or an immortal Nazi catboy.

[@dearikj90]

Hellsing Abridged is definitely the series where TFS turned off all the filters and let it rock. This isn't a safe space for any sensitive snowflakes out there. This here's real comedy.

[@hf117j]

Cool. Nobody asked. I have yet to meet anyone that actually got offended by this.

[@dearikj90]

@@hf117j You're not even looking. Open Twitter.

[@bryandwyer2204]

Next episode won't be funny it's going to be really dark. May want to put up a disclaimer for themes of sexual assault. We get to learn about police girl's past.

[@Norbert_Sattler]

*sigh* No those robes are not KKK, well in the original anime anyway... that kind of dress is something that has been worn to certain occasion in certain christian circles since long before the Americas were colonized. The KKK just copied that design rather than invent it. It's basically like the swastika that was already drawn in the stone age, but now everyone associates it solely with naziism... even though it's a perfectly legitimate kanji in Japanese (albeit turned 45°) that also existed long before the Nazi party ever came into being.

[@THEFINALHAZARD]

Exactly. It was Hindu if I remember and was a symbol of god fortune and peace

[@novacane219]

so... those outfits are what the Christians of the Holy Crusades wore. and the 4lan copied and pasted the flow.

[@ishzero1258]

cope cope cope