Virus.MSWord.Beauty

[@SK_1982]

The text at 7:10 is Big5 encoding misinterpreted as Windows-1252. It reads "我發現一 隻大豬了!! 在哪裡....?在哪裡.......? 不就正在電腦螢幕前嗎??" Which translates to "I found a big pig!! Where....? Where.......? Isn't it right in front of the computer screen??" Edit: other translations - I'm not super familiar with taiwanese slang, so I've done my best in translating these; most of them are mandarin chinese trash talking 0:36 - the text says "美女拳" which literally translates to "Beautiful woman finger-guessing game." This appears to refer to Honey Peach, a rock-paper-scissors strip game developed by Tawainese company Sachen for the NES 3:15 - the title says "Beautiful woman finger-guessing game" again 3:15 - The dialog box says "Hey! You've been working hard! Let's relax and play a finger-guessing game! If you guess right then I'll let you see the beauties! If you guess wrong? Don't worry! I won't touch your computer or your data! Now go have fun and play! Make sure not to get a nosebleed!" (Nosebleeds commonly represent arousal in anime) 3:15 - The three buttons say "I pick rock!", "I pick scissors!", and "I pick paper!" 3:37 - the text says "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 3:39 - "You are so bad! Call your great aunt, let her think about letting you play" (I'm not sure about this translation, the chinese is "遜斃了!! 叫聲姑奶奶,考慮讓你一把!!") 3:41 - "Damn it! To think that I would lose to this fucking kid!" (The actual word used here is "stinky" (臭) not "fucking" but "fucking" sounds better) 3:43 - the dialog box says "Huh! Guess again with me! Let's see how long you are lucky! If you guess right? I'll let you see more beauties! If you guess wrong? Don't worry! I'll never touch your precious computer or data! Now go have fun and play! Remember to wipe your nosebleed!" 3:54 - "Go back and suckle milk! Inexperienced boy!" (This is trash talking the inexperience of the user) 3:56 - "So infuriating! How is your luck so good?" 3:57 - the dialog box says "Not easy! Beating two levels! This time I'm going to make you eat and walk! Can you? If you win! There are more eye-rubbing beauties--don't stare like a pair of dead fish eyes! Dry the saliva hanging from the corner of your mouth! Don't wear that big idiot look!" (I'm not sure about the "I'm going to make you eat and walk!" part, the chinese is "這回要讓你吃不完兜著走!") 4:15 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:16 - "Hello?! Are you sleeping????" 4:18 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:20 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:22 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:23 - "Hey! Are you cheating?!" 4:25 - "Hey! You've gone through all of them! Nice work! Take it easy! Get ready to see the beauties! Don't worry! I would never touch your precious computer and data! Now go have fun and watch the images! Be careful not to spray your nosebleed everywhere!" 4:34 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 4:36 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:37 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 4:38 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:39 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:40 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 4:41 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:42 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 4:44 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" (both dialog boxes say this) 4:45 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:46 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 4:46 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:47 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 4:48 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 4:49 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:50 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:51 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 4:52 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 4:53 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:54 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:55 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" (both dialog boxes say this) 4:56 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:57 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 5:01 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 5:02 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 5:03 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 5:05 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 5:06 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" there are a couple more here that I don't feel like translating. they're just repeats of above 5:12 - "Crap! That last guess doesn't count!" 7:10 - "I found a big pig!! Where....? Where.......? Isn't it right in front of the computer screen??"

[@manny_bass865]

I scrolled down so far looking for a translation lol. Thank you good sir

[@LucaDAmico91]

Can you traslate the text in the "game" window? Many tanks

[@SK_1982]

@@LucaDAmico91 I'm not super familiar with taiwanese slang, so I've done my best in translating these; most of them are mandarin chinese trash talking 0:36 - the text says "美女拳" which roughly translates to "Beautiful woman finger-guessing game" 3:15 - the title says "Beautiful woman finger-guessing game" again 3:15 - The dialog box says "Hey! You've been working hard! Let's relax and play a finger-guessing game! If you guess right then I'll let you see the beauties! If you guess wrong? Don't worry! I won't touch your computer or your data! Now go have fun and play! Make sure not to get a nosebleed!" (Nosebleeds commonly represent arousal in anime) 3:15 - The three buttons say "I pick rock!", "I pick scissors!", and "I pick paper!" 3:37 - the text says "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 3:39 - "You are so bad! Call your great aunt, let her think about letting you play" (I'm not sure about this translation, the chinese is "遜斃了!! 叫聲姑奶奶,考慮讓你一把!!") 3:41 - "Damn it! To think that I would lose to this fucking kid!" (The actual word used here is "stinky" (臭) not "fucking" but "fucking" sounds better) 3:43 - the dialog box says "Huh! Guess again with me! Let's see how long you are lucky! If you guess right? I'll let you see more beauties! If you guess wrong? Don't worry! I'll never touch your precious computer or data! Now go have fun and play! Remember to wipe your nosebleed!" 3:54 - "Go back and suckle milk! Inexperienced boy!" (This is trash talking the inexperience of the user) 3:56 - "So infuriating! How is your luck so good?" 3:57 - the dialog box says "Not easy! Beating two levels! This time I'm going to make you eat and walk! Can you? If you win! There are more eye-rubbing beauties--don't stare like a pair of dead fish eyes! Dry the saliva hanging from the corner of your mouth! Don't wear that big idiot look!" (I'm not sure about the "I'm going to make you eat and walk!" part, the chinese is "這回要讓你吃不完兜著走!") 4:15 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:16 - "Hello?! Are you sleeping????" 4:18 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:20 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:22 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:23 - "Hey! Are you cheating?!" 4:25 - "Hey! You've gone through all of them! Nice work! Take it easy! Get ready to see the beauties! Don't worry! I would never touch your precious computer and data! Now go have fun and watch the images! Be careful not to spray your nosebleed everywhere!" 4:34 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 4:36 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:37 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 4:38 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:39 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:40 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 4:41 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:42 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 4:44 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" (both dialog boxes say this) 4:45 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:46 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 4:46 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:47 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 4:48 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 4:49 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:50 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:51 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 4:52 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 4:53 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:54 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:55 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" (both dialog boxes say this) 4:56 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 4:57 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 5:01 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 5:02 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 5:03 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" 5:05 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" 5:06 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?" there are a couple more here that I don't feel like translating. they're just repeats of above 5:12 - "Crap! That last guess doesn't count!" 7:10 - "I found a big pig!! Where....? Where.......? Isn't it right in front of the computer screen??"

[@LucaDAmico91]

@@SK_1982 thank you very much!!!

[@whitebox5871]

@@SK_1982 “遜斃了!! 叫聲姑奶奶,考慮讓你一把!!” means “You are so lame (because the player keeps losing, I guess)!! Say something nice to me, I will consider giving you a chance (to let you win a round).” "這回要讓你吃不完兜著走!" means "I am gonna teach you some lessons." (treating the player, like trash talk)

[@Toxoid49b]

Not everyday you get a macro virus where putting [GONE SEXUAL] in the tittle wouldn't be clickbait but here we are anyway

[@drovoseg]

KZbin doesn't allow such titles.. It has blacklist words

[@35volts52]

I remember keemstar used "s*xual" in a title once to get around it.

[@p0pnstxr]

tittles

[@mramir1238]

spoiler broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@ataridc]

That's so awesome thank you man

[@mighty_crusier]

Imagine some dude in the office in the late 90's struggling to turn this off, while his boss is approaching.

[@TetraTitanio]

lmao

[@cndvdxyhjblbilg]

N¡gga its 2001 not late 90s

[@onradioactivewaves]

Quick, hit the boss key!

[@unnamed715]

Yeeeaaah, I'm going to need you to stop watching porn at work. If you can do that it would be great. Yeeeaah...

[@fukaze2021]

Punch the monitor, it works for me

[@WishMakers]

"Oh, good grief, she's naked!" Definitely thought of a similar SpongeBob line.

[@cameronbosch1213]

“Good grief, he’s naked!” -Plankton, from The Algae’s Always Greener.

[@WishMakers]

@@cameronbosch1213 thank you very much

[@jimppajamppa2563]

Yare yare daze

[@sky-sx5gt]

Lol I knew that sounded farmiler

[@pcsecuritychannel]

"As I hack into the mainframe.... boom" Wish reverse engineering modern malware worked like that.

[@MrShadowLetsPlays001]

Just do it like the good old movies, Hit the keyboard up to 3 Seconds and then scream: "BOOM WE ARE IN!"

[@dynamagon]

@@MrShadowLetsPlays001 njnjjgjger

[@TakaokiKaimi]

"Oh trust me, you don't wanna see this." ....I'll be the judge of that.

[@yuzuku2397]

sheeitt you watched oreimo too? theres nothing you ARENT prepared to see then.

[@ChadX]

​@@yuzuku2397 i was gonna say the same thing. if you can watch through that godawful series and enjoy it enough to make kirino your pfp, your mind is indestructible (or likely already destroyed)

[@TakaokiKaimi]

@@ChadX @yuzuku Hey, Kirino won. What did you expect from a series named "My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute"? It ain't Yosuga no Sora where every girl wins and you can just skip the Sora arc.

[@blackroberts6290]

mine's tanpered. lemme see the pic

[@obeseperson]

Why is your profile picture from an incest show

[@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6314]

I was watching it without volume, i didn't realize and i was like "Damn, when is he gonna talk?"

[@enthropassiveagressiveplai1309]

Oof

[@systemical1]

Brudda Osas!

[@sky-sx5gt]

Lol

[@nonsensicalfox]

You're a beauty, Dan

[@chessemchesse3676]

that pfp is beautiful

[@PsychoFizz]

All dust mites are beautiful

[@nonsensicalfox]

@@PsychoFizz Hurrah for the dust mite kind

[@moved8575]

who

[@tennesseetransit]

i love ur pfp

[@pickin7654]

Next, a virus that forces your speaker to max volume and plays moaning woman audio.

[@SrSander]

that's already a thing, though its earrape and not a virus, but its close enough (?)

[@Kevinilos]

classic bait n switch

[@philiphanhurst2655]

I think I had one of those on my computer at one point, but it only happened once in a while.

[@hauran0]

THAT IS A CURSED IDEA BUT I STILL LOVE IT, SOMEONE DO THIS PLEASE

[@placyd]

Hackers: "Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!"

[@Lily-gu4cd]

"doHHHHHHH GOOD GRIEF! SHE'S NAKED!" i lost it 😭😂

[@killerqueen3611]

Yare Yare Daze

[@fireelighting8610]

@@killerqueen3611 yare yare dawa

[@stephenhernandez4729]

ARA ARA ARA! 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😏😏😏😏😏😖😖😖😖😖🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃😍😍😍😍😍😵😵😵😵😵

[@fireelighting8610]

@@stephenhernandez4729 weird, its ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

[@scooter8853]

Despite how well other channels are using underhanded methods such as clickbait or extending the length of their videos, Your videos remains true to heart and that I respect a lot, Well done Dan..

[@Izlemder]

I love how Daniel always keeps his cool demeanor, even when being surprised with that porn stuff popping up suddenly.

[@RoozerXC]

dan: "d-oh, oooh, that's a little too spicy" moments later: "D-oh, good grief"

[@codyisrude]

"How do i get rid of the porn?" you can't escape the porn once it's on your hard drive

[@ArtificialLeech]

You can delete it but you'll instantly regret it and download more

[@AbrahamG.99]

@@ArtificialLeech that's me :c

[@sphee4149]

There's an auto deleter for it, it's called a gun

[@branislavradojevic7898]

Once it's on, *IT'S ON*

[@cameronbosch1213]

3:58 The way this progresses is so funny! 😂

[@malwaretestingfan]

The literal *[GONE SEXUAL]*

[@7thdayfallout]

Elite hacker skills? You didn't even say "I'm in!" How was I supposed to know you were in???

[@vychryzchespfkrekxextulot4656]

@Mialisus lol two keyboards? That's weak. A real expert hacker uses 10 keyboards and types 6,969 words per minute on each keyboard, while wearing black gloves, a black facemask with black shades literally covering their entire face to protect themselves from being easily revealed from enemy hackers.

[@jdm4life862]

@@vychryzchespfkrekxextulot4656 yes

[@bransonstevens5914]

Judging by the fact all the girls in the pictures are Asian, I'd say you need to install either the Japanese or Chinese language packs for Windows 98 to see the proper text and if you did that someone could probably translate it for you. Just a suggestion :)

[@TehNewParalyzer]

That's what i was thinking. He's probably lacking Japanese or Chinese text.

[@dani12312]

its encrypted text i think, and already someone decrypted it so uh look for that.

[@Yousie6]

it was chinese, and translated above

[@dani12312]

: pretty sure thats basically what i said but okay

[@towsif_8_128]

Probably he could do that:) But youtube would mostly demonetize him

[@asra-5180]

I think this was a japanese made virus. So if you install the Japanese font it should be readable.

[@OrangeShellGaming]

Not Japanese, but Chinese (specifically Big5, which is the encoding used in Taiwan, Hong Kong and Macau). "°O ¾Ð Åé ¥Î §¹" is "記 憶 體 用 完", which seems to translate to "out of memory".

[@tahseenkhan3629]

@@OrangeShellGaming now im imagining this virus running with the hong kong 97 theme in the background

[@rx500android]

Yeah I thought about that too, either Japanese or Chinese

[@chessemchesse3676]

@@tahseenkhan3629 it would've been funnier if it started the game aswell

[@PauloKuga7]

excellent, asra. i thought that too. in old times, things were more hard if you were a computer reading different languages characters, because, at least, for windows, i think that you had only one language pack.

[@flokus]

danooct1? More like One of the best Virus previewers, that explains the virus comically and simple, besides explains what it does to your pc. You're amazing.

[@robertharris4129]

5:09 Did I just hear a DarkSydePhil reference...?

[@JefOliveira90]

danooct1 is a known detractor, confirmed

[@ThommyofThenn]

who

[@imanolk5513]

"Nothing I could do Computer is bugged dood"

[@shadocub]

He did nothing wrong. He did everything correct, dood! Better stop that junk right now are you going to get "leaned in".

[@Spaztron64]

You may need to install a Chinese version of Win95/98, since it seems to use the Big5 encoding.

[@simontay4851]

What would be the point though. Dan doesn't understand chinese anyway.

[@jaymz]

Simon Tay so a viewer or dan can translate it

[@wijdanmkh_insk]

@@jaymz true! He can use Google translator by capturing the photos and it will translates to english

[@Dragoneer]

“Woah, you definitely don’t wanna see that...” John Cena: _ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT_

[@WickerBasket9]

"NO" "2 HOT" Perfectly sums up of what's behind the censors, if you know what I mean. ;) Glad to see you making new videos especially during quarantine, Dan! :D

[@EggoBoi]

NO is funny because if you day no alone its funny bracuse it has no context

[@luisjo3746]

"Get this porn out of my screen. This is a professional video" Bruh i lol'd a lot.

[@tehpostman7]

using my *A M A I Z I N G H A C C I N ' A B I L I T I E Z*

[@prettyboys6248]

*he’s so calm about this kind of stuff. Mad respect.*

[@ChubbyTwiggy]

The only time when "It is the virus, i did not want to watch this" defense actually legit.

[@Athielmon]

I always wondered, what motivates people to build viruses like these? Like, what were they thinking? My initial thoughts were that most of the autores are engineering students that are just playing while practicing and somehow their 'creations' jump on to the internet. My other thought is that those viruses always have some kind of 'espionage' to leak passwords and stuff.

[@malwaretestingfan]

Virus writing at the time was used as a early form of viral message spreading: jokes that wouldn't have any importance in real life, graphical animations to show coding competencies (Spanska's viruses, for example), or simply to create havoc and destruction and terrify users (Little Loc). At the time malware authors organized themeselves in groups notorious for their e-zines and major spreading events.

[@0xbenedikt]

You can see the code here and it does not appear to do anything like this. Probably just to screw with people but I don't find it particularly funny.

[@Moritsune]

Had to slip a DSP in there eh? I hope the next order of business is to do a virus video where you forget to actually run the virus

[@kyraiki80]

Virus netcode is bugged! He couldn’t do this offline ack ack ack *snort*

[@mythos5202]

Can't even code a fuckin' virus right... THANKS, KOJIMA!

[@beetheimmortal]

Don't you miss when malware used to be fun instead of it just being another ransomware?

[@TuberViejuner]

great and interesting virus!!! Hehehe

[@melvintriano6509]

Hi tuber viejuner Speak english Xd xd

[@TuberViejuner]

@@melvintriano6509 XD yes of course! y también hablo Català y Spanish :D

[@melvintriano6509]

Oh mi god es todo lo que aprendi en clases en linea oye sacaron la rx 6800

[@melvintriano6509]

Puedes traerla a tu canal luego la anunciaron mas barata que la 3090 y mas potenete vamod amd.

[@eross4483]

Hola @@TuberViejuner xd

[@aubba]

5:10 nice darksydephil reference 😂

[@SAMISCOOL510]

i wish to download this for... research purposes...

[@cornedchips4965]

4:41 teens after getting caught by their parents

[@Блозер-п9м]

Windows 98: HELLO BEATY! VIRUS BEATY: hello. Windows 98: Go to my PARTY! VIRUS BEATY: SURE! Windows 98 ded

[@sdolboyeb]

Stupid BEATY

[@brasilballs]

@@sdolboyeb Indeed. So rude to Windows 98

[@Darkxwolf08j]

N O O D L E S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@AyaDaBerry]

been following this channel forever its crazy to see uploads every now and then from you love the passion you have

[@rdxdt]

“If anyone knows how to get rid of the porn” well usually i just unmount my VeraCrypt volume

[@nordic-chan]

I thought I was the only one who saved my porn like that lol

[@theali8oras274]

Aha , tnx for the info!

[@Frrk]

Thanks Dan for saving our innocent eyes from bad internet pictures.

[@CrimsonCrime2234]

This channel is so good! It’s like a SCP Foundation of computer malware

[@Riley_MDS]

I guess Quarantine makes you upload way too Often now :D

[@TheGhostbuster1989]

Virus.coronavirus.dan. Whenever this virus is run, Dan will upload videos regularly

[@BonziBUDDY]

Virus.Human.Corona

[@y2k890]

It would be crazy if you somehow got ahold of a copy of the Morris worm and ran it on an extremely controlled network.

[@jarlzondai]

I love how the part of the the start menu that stayed was "Log Off Daniel..."

[@Clazzette]

4:23 - LMAO Dan, by the tone of your voice, you wanted to show that. 😂😂

[@UsernameDoesntCare]

"If anyone knows how to get rid of the porn, let me know" - danoct1, 2020

[@Sisus17]

4:24 too funny

[@EmperorJulesLStirling]

It's haunted!. LoL

[@Nuparu]

RARE FOOTAGE OF DANOOCT1 UPLOADING VIDEO

[@JustFlyAway]

5:07 Lmao that dig at DSP tho

[@triffton1]

Dude i started bingng your old content last night and boom you release a vid today. Perfection

[@vladimir4526]

Its awesome watching these old software videos, and relaxing

[@dend1]

Virus became the world's first dating sim

[@nyxmiloq4167]

5:35 "Start menu works" Start menu: "Did you really think you'd be that lucky?"

[@monsoon3220]

Yes

[@ApoLk_]

_"We are in"_ -Hackers in every movie

[@rypokemon7336]

You're back! upload more vids man, you're great!

[@adelin__]

HELLO FELLOW DS-DST FANN

[@kekkodance]

He sounds younger

[@gamingSlasher]

For some reason a virus video on Windows 95, recorded around 2000 (since he is using a floppy disk) is released 1 may 2020.

[@FoxBlocksHere]

Imagine getting this virus as a kid and being so scared when trying to get the porn off your screen only makes it worse

[@StumpBeefgnaw1]

LOL, bugged virus mechanics got me pretty good, didnt see that coming.

[@WeebyWebster]

I'm glad to see this channel is still going, love the content!

[@DisheveledHuman]

The DSP Quotes had me laughing.

[@user-xn3kt6bn5r]

*snort*

[@singeslayer8367]

thanks dan, seeing you upload really brightens up my day

[@souvlakisesh7495]

5:10 "bugged virus mechanics" lol DSP detractor reference

[@TheScarface43]

Not every day you see a guy deliberately installing a virus and then altering its code to make it even more annoying

[@TohChangYih99]

0:39 Message box is "記憶體用完", which translates to "Memory used up"

[@polish_filipino]

I never would have thought of "Good grief" to be similar to Plankton from spongebob. Tbh, even though I grew up with spongebob I probably would have thought of charlie brown before thinking of Plankton. But in reality when I heard it "good grief", I instantly thought _Yare yare daze_

[@S.1.L]

its a good thing this virus makes you upload more.

[@exterminator9676]

Beauty makes him upload more? (Joke)

[@JordanViknar]

Virus makes him upload more virus videos. I just want to point that out.

[@TheDanksNewGroove]

3:56 me at Taco Bell

[@danmanx2]

Dan! Good to see your still making videos. You are a welcome addition to the quarantine.

[@mycreations4527]

4:24 😂😂😂 Spongebob reference 😂😂😂

[@jjbussey]

Hahaha, I've been watching a bunch of Sons of Kojima videos lately and I loved that shot at DSP at 5:08

[@flarerik]

5:06 virus is bugged

[@miastonished]

Could you link those pictures? Research, yea, scientific research

[@IrisGalaxis]

Hope the next one'll be a DOS virus. EDIT: Hope there'll be a next one.

[@unnamed715]

0:24 tfw your PC is so old it's not even compatible with a virus

[@emmemmemm2360]

Where can I find these images uncensored?

[@CrittingOut]

Man I wonder who tf those pictures are of and where they are now, that's crazy.

[@r3zaful]

Probably already dead or in mid 50s

[@NorthernCrossGuy]

4:33 "Trust me, you don't want to see that." Well... i want to see that tho...

[@Cinarkrg]

WORLDS NEED YOU COME BACK NOW!!

[@kermitthefrog2606]

The way he says "gooOOD GRIEF" got me

[@RietaMatsumoto]

buddy, you're my best ASMR for sleep, but i gotta say the lack of fried hard disk sounds is a new in this channel

[@Gonkerblorg]

imagine a random kid back in the days just doing their project then just stumble upon this virus, see the naked woman and their mom walks inside their room,

[@SupraSwag10]

"Bugged Virus Mechanics" -DarkSydeDan

[@JohnSmith-xq1pz]

Oh uh Danooct1 is unleashing his elite hacker skill!!! R.I.P Beauty virus. Press F to pay respect F

[@zuccx99]

It's like the 4th video of the year, this is wonderful.

[@ВасилийКурагов]

Day 64 on quarantine: danooct1 come back

[@hecksters423]

Dan came back *before Yandere Simulator has finished development*

[@someguy70]

Day 69 of quarantine:

[@captainjurgh8142]

This is vaporwave level of japanese

[@antares2927]

It's good to see you again, Dan!

[@dado5482]

"ooooh no you DON'T want to see that" Me: *OH YES I WANT SIR!*

[@pokemario6456]

Only 41 seconds ago? Thank you random compulsion to check my subscription activity! Enjoying the content like always!

[@nicocucsi]

man this chanel got me speechless, keep up the awesome work

[@otame4771]

I followed this channel almost 2 years ago and it got to this point XD Anyway great work as always...

[@palamonw5004]

3 danoct videos in one year? My subscription feed is blessed

[@here_is_alan]

4:24 “Oh good grief - she’s naked!”

[@Arufi000]

Lol what

[@rayphoenix7296]

May 2001, that's around the time Jason and Mason Ultraverse is set.

[@fluffyty19]

Just what I need in COVID quarantine!

[@user-qf5zs4tl3v]

You sound a lot more happier than in older videos.

[@kael070]

Do you have the beauties pictures? For research of course

[@enthropassiveagressiveplai1309]

The Virus Loves you. And it will make sure you will love it back.

[@GamingDreamer]

"Oh trust me, you don't wanna see this." That why we here

[@over00lordunknown12]

I assume the text was messed up because it used a different character set/encoding then your computer is set to us.

[@LikaLaruku]

I'm pretty mad at KZbin now. I haven't seen you in my "subscriptions" tab in half a year.

[@adianfilms]

A Taiwanese viewer passing by...maybe this stuff is wirtten in TradChinese, which is the reason why not showing text properly?