Vodka Pizza 🍕

[@mikedrewson5545]

He should open a pizzaria selling all the pizzas he's made.

[@-z-9989]

I wanna try whopper pizza

[@Maple-dq8ye]

​@@-z-9989NO

[@Calsen2829]

Yea

[@Mrpoland1]

As a mob member I can confirm that would be a W

[@A-Atomic1945]

@@-z-9989Pineapple with rotten eggs with a side of apples

[@drewidlifestyle7883]

He killed one of the chef’s family members for every point lost on the rating of the pizza. F in chat for the three cousins that didn’t make it.

[@emon6722]

dang F

[@Thelegion912]

Plot twist... 2 of his cousins are the Salamanca twins from Breaking Bad...

[@alonerock161]

F

[@MegaMackproductions]

Sure but he's italian.. so even if the pizza was 1/10, that still leaves him with like 8 siblings.

[@strateg.o]

F

[@imcommunist]

trevor: mixes vodka with sauce me: mixes vodka with dough

[@Gamemaster-64]

Me: Mixes vodka in dough mixes vodka in sauce Mixes vodka in cheese

[@imcommunist]

@@Gamemaster-64 accurate

[@danimcgoniga8449]

he looks so innocent when he was told the boss wanted a vodka pizza

[@realnerd9]

i love how he has slight exotropia to add to the innocence

[@user-bd4wc5tz1b]

He said vodka pie not pizza

[@muhoku]

"Aye Boss, ya liked the pizza he made for you?" Mob Don: "Ice em"

[@EastBayTransit]

I get it

[@AL3X1KUS]

Don't you mean "Whack em"?

[@spikepowir]

"Send em to the cellar"

[@YourLocal_AverageViewer]

"Ice cream boss?"

[@zephyrsans8819]

We need a female cop and I think the knot can be perfectly tied

[@sansthecomic590]

Plot twist the vodka pizza was so good that he was thinking of every other vodka pizza he ever ordered and thougt they were the best

[@powertouncleben]

Or vodka pie is his specialty and his is so good he feels like his is no good any more

[@sansthecomic590]

@@powertouncleben i like it and it's much more grammatically correct too

[@songchannel31]

why is no one noticing that the boss guy said vodka pie, not pizza? 💀

[@RaraZeCat]

@@songchannel31pie often refers to pizza.

[@thecob4311]

​@@RaraZeCat but a pizza is a pie that's why it's called a pizza pie

[@blueboostedco]

"I want vodka pie" -----> "He wants a vodka pizza" There is a turbulence in the comments down bellow

[@ryleesharpton2671]

Yeah pie means pizza in Italian restaurants

[@idcgaming518]

​@ryleesharpton2671 *American. They arent Italian as they were not born in Italy, they do not live in Italy and they do not have an Itallian passport.

[@ryleesharpton2671]

@@idcgaming518 didn’t ask

[@Wall9.]

@@ryleesharpton2671ya you were being corrected you don’t ask to be corrected

[@Noname-mi1oo]

​@@idcgaming518*Didn't ask They didn't ask as I was not interested in your Yapping and you do not have a yapping Passport

[@thibautisserant]

Alcohol burns more easily, you need to lower the temperature and cook it a little longer. Also don't use the vodka on the tomato sauce, mix it with the dough instead ! And put some salmon, dried fish and heavy cream on top INSTEAD of the tomato sauce, otherwise tomato will overcome everything else.

[@randomwitchlingthattalks3581]

Huh, I did not know that

[@kiri3639]

Interesting how you know this…very interesting but i’ll take it

[@kortezkrimzun4710]

I was thinking of mixing the vodka into the dough instead as well. This seemed a bit too direct.

[@joaosoterchagas5415]

The Don asked bro for this one

[@yehonathan]

I can't believe I read this comment teaching how to do. Honestly, his balls are huge to do that. Congrats for the bravery

[@FuckGuidelines]

The rage of a chef/cook far overpowers the rage of a mob boss

[@TheMandaloreFett]

“Don’t fuck with people who make your food.” - One of the the most true statements ever made.

[@codeimagine6824]

who said that?@@TheMandaloreFett

[@ryanbarclay7939]

​@@codeimagine6824the movie "Waiting"

[@onegrumpyboi2914]

​@@codeimagine6824jack the dripper, 560 bc

[@FrankHoward-chicken-man]

​@@TheMandaloreFettthat's just something service workers say to make themselves feel tough Let your manager catch you fucking around once, they hate you more than the customer lmao A mob boss would literally have you beat to death at your car for purposefully fucking with him

[@chadrickkyelecapatar820]

"What did I do to deserve such disrespect? " - Italian Cuisine

[@coolazn81]

Kid's Cuisine

[@gunreapergaming8556]

Whadi Ahh thuu tugh deserve such thisrespect lol

[@songchannel31]

why is no one noticing that the boss guy said vodka pie, not pizza? 💀

[@purpleiris6043]

well yeah in a lot of areas a pizza can referred to as a pie@@songchannel31

[@jnk5212]

@@songchannel31people call pizza “pies” 😭😭😭

[@Eggidk782]

Bros voice cant be more calming

[@PracticallyBlind]

This is the equivalent of people not liking sub way when they created the sandwhich

[@Superspooderman]

“What did I do to deserve such disrespect” “7/10

[@Wesley71823]

It pains me to see how underrated he is

[@TheFidgetier]

Fr

[@Lxk3ez]

Grow a pair then

[@songchannel31]

why is no one noticing that the boss guy said vodka pie, not pizza? 💀

[@shade5838]

@@songchannel31people refer to pizzas as “pies” sometimes Idk why

[@technewseveryweek8332]

Love your mob boss skits

[@Cringetopia]

i ain got no experience with pizza or alcohol but ya could add vodka to the tomato sauce to make vodka infused pizza sauce

[@beththegreen]

Obviously, like an actual vodka pasta sauce But it's a joke

[@justsomedude4469]

You just discovered how to make vodka pizza buddy

[@Chairontheteamage]

That's how you're supposed to do it

[@davin5167]

yeah i agree or mix it with the bread when its a ball and then from theree make thee pizza

[@woosaaa3486]

Supposed to do it? Is that a normal thing?

[@doc.rankin577]

Genuinely surprised you didn't just make a pink vodka sauce. It's pretty easy to do before hand.

[@jwoz8517]

Yeah just make a pink vodka sauce and substitute that for the sauce on the pizza, or light it on fire

[@VIPandalicious]

Wouldn't be as funny then. Or at all.

[@BroArmyCommander]

Yeah, that would've been such a good joke

[@squishieandpokey]

Your cadence reminds me of De Niro and I love it lol

[@user-cc8vy8ic4e]

Bro the boss wants a vodka PIE

[@MCFfreelo]

As a Irish person, I see this as a absolute win.

[@Empirial_productions]

OK but it's Italians that make pizza

[@EremittV]

@@Empirial_productionsyeah and they don’t make vodka pizza

[@mukta230]

​@@Empirial_productionsfuck that I ain't Italian, I'm American AND I make pizza all the time. I got the belly to prove it mofucker. Well earned mind you.

[@papalevies]

Too much pizza

[@DufulPlays]

This has nothing to do with Irish people...

[@Raflopsayaorangyangbertanya]

Boss want a vodka pie😂😂😂

[@user-jq2kp7dx8h]

That looks hella good

[@Sleezy995]

"Vodka pie" NAH "Vodka pizza"

[@kingjames678]

You should try voice acting you’ve got great pipes dude

[@chokomaru5465]

🤨

[@kingjames678]

@@chokomaru5465 what?

[@alfieomega]

interesting choice of words, little weird, but it's unique and poetic

[@kingjames678]

@@alfieomega bro what?! You guys are weird 💀. Saying great pipes is just a way of saying nice voice

[@FayeFaye-]

@@kingjames678 Its unique wording but not wrong - i think it sounds ok

[@dragonraiderpro7749]

i was expecting the mob don to eat the pizza then say "7/10"

[@PancakNinja1]

This would be one hell of a videogame

[@abodefly]

Vodka+pizza=vodka pizza 🍕

[@anthonyward1670]

You will have better results if you mix the vodka in the pizza sauce itself before spreading it onto the dough or you could incorporate it into the dough making process

[@Vaashar]

Special effects are lacking as you can clearly tell there is a stunt double for the action scene where he eats his pizza but the story and acting is S tier so overall it's a 7/10

[@walter9240]

What are you, a fuckin movie critic?

[@aeteuo]

@@walter9240 bros clearly joking around chillax

[@walter9240]

@@aeteuo idk bro I was drunk, just said my first thought

[@ZVRDLS]

The fact he said “Vodka pie” not “Vodka pizza”

[@TAGfrost]

To incorporate anything that is not uniform, should probably have blended the pizza sauce and the cream with the vodka instead of just pouring it on so that it was better Incorporated throughout the pizza. There's also the aspect of maybe they don't want it alcohol alcohol is like adding wine to a meal you put it in the sauce and then you boil away the alcohol but keep the taste of the vodka.

[@postal_]

Hey chef... I think he meant like, Vodka sauce.

[@elbuenohombre]

Sleeping with the fishes now. Goodnight sweet prince.

[@Frank_baconn]

I was screaming *VODKA SAUCE*

[@stevedixon921]

Even The Don could not take a bite without cringing in anticipation.

[@geiszler-hb2dg]

we need more like this

[@Delimetime]

why does blud look like he’s cgi bro is a gta character

[@bradenpunzel]

he looks like he’s doing a voice over or something it’s unnerving

[@glittergamer765]

It's a Deep Fake

[@sergentjohncaptain2557]

I see Don Ghambini had some fun there

[@frudel-dw3zg]

Bro sounds and looks like a movie character

[@MiloOfTormentorBand]

Just make vodka sauce and use it in place of the marinara

[@modlich_303]

no no no, you should have replaced the water in the dough recipe with vodka

[@brycejohansen7114]

Won't you kill the yeast by doing that?

[@modlich_303]

@@brycejohansen7114 i haven't considered it, but firstly, i don't think so, and secondly, some people like denser pizza /jk

[@brycejohansen7114]

@@modlich_303 Fair enough, what if you deduce the water a bit and add a bit of vodka after the yeast has done it's work?

[@BonneChance117]

​@@brycejohansen7114The alcohol evaporates in the oven there's none left by the time it's done cooking. You'd have some odd tasting dry dough

[@brycejohansen7114]

@@BonneChance117 Well, thank you. The internet has once again taught me more than school ever did.

[@alaadroubi4189]

He un ironically has the best ASMR voice ever

[@xerothehero1704]

Dude sounds like an Italian Hiccup from HTTYD

[@Cat_____2]

"tell that new pizza chef to make me a vodka pie" *makes a pizza*

[@Calar328]

bro a pizza is a pie

[@MotzKotz3]

​@@Calar328 Tf is you on about?

[@vinylmodsmanitoba]

Its called a pizza pie

[@davidnatanael8542]

Pie:❌️ Pizza:✅️

[@Euphoniumplayer2010]

Some people cal pizzas, pies

[@S00WEK]

Pizza: ❌ Pie: ✅

[@zan6102]

But pizza is pie

[@vinylmodsmanitoba]

Its a pizza pie *italian anguish sounds*

[@zan6102]

@@vinylmodsmanitoba I mean, pizza and pie literally have the same layers so it's not a stretch to call it a pie even if that wasn't the full name

[@venxuenplays2406]

Vodka Pie transform into Vodka Pizza

[@squishycrab6330]

why is his voice so calming

[@Robuilder51]

The boss wanted a pie not a pizza lool

[@imperialofficer6185]

Americans, dunno about brits, apparently call a single unit of pizza a pie

[@DaniloDevulsky]

Its a pizza mfkin pie

[@RealZeed]

I think he ment to put it on the dough or idk

[@MuleMan5800]

"What did I do, to deserve such disrespect" the accent makes it so much better

[@chizeledYT]

u have the best voice ever

[@Minty_Warior]

He actually wanted a pie not a pizza 😅

[@tzygaming7667]

Yeah

[@BritishMonke542]

pizza also could be reffered as "Pie"

[@Coldzerodunnolol]

asking for a slice of pizza is different from asking for a pie of pizza

[@Dontaskadamnthing.]

Not a bad concept. Better acting and risk taking in ur skit might help. Loosen up a little and I can see u going far.

[@Vaashar]

Overall a 7/10

[@christianestrada1512]

His voice is sumthin u wont forget😊

[@Mr.GamerRoblox1]

“Tell that new pizza chef to make vadka pie” *gets pizza instead*

[@extremehawk0128]

“It’s just the mob don, he doesn’t know about Italian food, right?”

[@samseksema]

This man is PEAK himbo

[@purplrshadowyay]

As an italian, i feel the boss. And please tell me you put the heavy cream ironically, PLEASE

[@shittyguy245]

bro sounds exactly like the scientist from the video titled "The Cream"

[@umutbricks]

Bro got that GTA III face (no hate)

[@MikeGamba-gc7hi]

The more I watch this the funnier it is because I was a young pizza cook in Rhode Island for a guy who owned many pizza places

[@IdkonlyIdk]

Tell that new pizza chef to make a vodka pie "hey pizza guy the boss said he wants a vodka pizza"

[@Matyas_Ceo_Of_Matyas]

Bruh it looks good

[@elix3877]

I love how the mob boss was more sad and confused than anything

[@HappyAlbo-pb5hi]

The boss said PIE 😭

[@davejustinedelrosario7787]

The boss:"make me a vodka pie The pizza guy making Vodka pizza instead of Vodka pie

[@Muffinmanyea]

He doesn’t know about Italian food right He in fact did know about Italian food

[@dug1855]

That pizza actually looks pretty good

[@rveruqvdohv3799]

This mans face is rendered in the rockstar engine

[@guythat779]

It looks so good though

[@Spawn43Things]

This gives me Colombo vibes

[@Oogabooga504]

Blud asked for a pie but got a pizza

[@enverse244]

Vodka pizza is my favorite struggle meal. Gas station pizza + fifth of vodka 😊

[@UNI-fridgeVR]

BOSS: Wanted vodka PIE He got: Vodka PIZZA

[@TheMnitro]

Wtf is the difference I'm so confused

[@Sillybob_]

You look like the main character of a classic comedy movie

[@user-jq2kp7dx8h]

That pizza looks great

[@jp_ekw]

Haha, I lost it when you said a mob boss doesn't know anything about Italian food 🤣😂😅

[@TimHollow]

You can kind of look at it like the mob boss keeps getting the chef iced and the restaurant always needs to get a replacement just for the same thing to happen 😂

[@user-or6uz9yc5l]

You need your own show

[@EnriqueMendoza-bb4fu]

Why does it actually look good tho

[@ce4ser]

"What did I do to deserve such disrespect? " You Ordered a Vodka Pizza

[@cowanvalis5640]

That pizza was fire and that mob don knew it

[@villiandabi6686]

Mob don"make me a vodka pie" Henchman"make the boss a vodka pozza

[@RosLmao]

"vodka pie" *Gives him a pizza*

[@sanchezzz69420]

i don't know how much I would love that vodka sauce in my life 😂

[@JaquavionThe3]

love the godfather spinoff

[@Grave22LP]

This is laugh-worthy

[@ValTheGamer]

imagine he just wanted a bottle of vodka AND a pizza lmao

[@bruteunicorn1345]

I’ve actually had some bread/dough recipes that had vodka in it. It works

[@the_baller_dude]

"i want a vodka PIE" Waitress: make a vodka pizza :)

[@captainchaos1741]

I swear the pizza I had in italy looked exactly like that

[@kek_tus]

Why does he look like this one game of thrones guy. The dwarfs sword guy!

[@georgianemilstaniloiu5966]

Time traveler:moves chair The timelinr: VODKA PIZZA BABYYYYYYY

[@Darkgrass571]

“I am totally dead”

[@McCracken2003]

"What did I do to deserve such disrespect?" You ordered a vodka pizza, that's what ya did

[@sepeking]

Me as the chef:Excuse me sir but da fucks a vodka pizza

[@UnintendedOne]

Im about to give the chef an offer he can't refuse

[@bryandiaz8042]

You're hilarious.

[@gamingwithhabis4930]

Italians worst nightmare😂

[@sakuramochi380]

The boss ask for vodka pie... BUT THE MINION TOLD THE PIZZA GUY THEIR BOSS A "VODKA PIZZA-" 💀💀💀