Voice Activated Bed Shaker - How To

[@colinfurze]

Haha so I scheduled this 2hrs early for some reason. right so we have a bed shaker then next we have a..........????

[@ponypaw]

milk shaker? ;)

[@vitalityplays1834]

A loli breathing machine

[@kgxvisuals]

Machine which bakes a burger when you wake up :D

[@naseymovic1574]

Any thing using cars and bikes.like drifting car

[@bruceybonus999]

The machine that dresses you

[@joshuahadams]

He’s slowly building a Wallace and Grommit house.

[@QuantumFluxable]

He needs to build some sort of dressing helper machine next, or something like an automated package delivery system that shoots a random package of clothes at him so he doesn't have to choose what to wear. Then go all the way through the day adding inventions to his house, until he is old and has a dog which he calls Gromit.

[@sebastianpowell4670]

QuantumFluxable just hundreds of packages filled with a shirt, tie and a pair of jeans

[@cjwhite7801]

Josh Adams that show freakin sucks

[@QuantumFluxable]

CJ White ah yes the edgy teens have arrived, great. I bet you hate Monty Python and Dr. Who, too, because there's no boobs in them.

[@888johnmac]

CJ White.. what do you mean, Colin gets loads of his ideas from Wallace & Grommit

[@m.slaneytruckstyling]

I feel like Colin has a whole wardrobe of the same tie and shirt

[@gonun69]

Your son and his (not yet) girlfriend are going to love this.

[@eliharrington8849]

Gonun BRUH 😂😂😂

[@UnloadingMouse]

When he gets one Colin's gonna switch em over to the eject bed...

[@lolindirlink]

He might make a new bed with flamethrowers, tasers, machineguns and probably a toaster too..

[@shyguy585whydoineedalastna6]

Bruh

[@jimbob5188]

girlfriend = *Hand* .

[@hendrax5889]

You were very lucky with that skill saw kick back. I've seen some bad injuries from that on the building sites. re-watch it in .25 speed.

[@vertxxyz]

you can progress frame by frame with . and , btw!

[@Capellix0001]

Damn he was very lucky

[@enjoy_free_kill8405]

@@vertxxyz thanks didn't know that

[@axe693axe]

A giant vibrating bed . . . ...when he's a bit older he'll thank you for it .

[@downcastend11]

Oh yeah definitely

[@user13976]

axe693axe bruh

[@jackhelm1537]

n?a its a joke

[@murdofairbairn8870]

Hahahahahaha

[@kamillahebberd1004]

axe693axe *back pain* That bed will make back pain -back pain-

[@74_Green]

4:25 I have studied American Indian smoke signals and it said " Sharpen me! " :)

[@TheEpicLinkFreeman]

No no no you're thinking of the wrong dialect. That one clearly said "Kill me", needs to be replaced

[@Cookiemagination]

7:45 "I'ts blinking!" Definitly the best part xDD

[@matycer1898]

7:44

[@martinfisker7438]

That will be a nice party trick with the girls in 10 years time

[@tid5118]

@@jacobs1022 *_oh no_*

[@Felix_makin]

He probably won’t fit in that bed in year 10

[@hubertjohnsen7460]

😂 “alexa, lets ramp this up!!!”😂😂

[@joshchristopher4639]

Well made joke

[@tomfletcher6385]

Dirty sod

[@GiacoWhatever]

I really really really liked the welder impersonation! Accurate!

[@simonesimone3511]

i like it too' im a kinda welder like him

[@devinwidmaier6949]

“Hey Dad, I’m getting bullied at school, can you make me something?” Colin-“do you want fire, a piston powered punch, or an iron man suit?”

[@BenCos2018]

lol Why not all

[@EpicLPer]

0:58 - Literally 5 centimeters away from cutting your fingers off and yet he's not even mentioning it well, dude you're badass haha

[@Speedster2468]

EpicLPer I think he has been on the verge of death or serious injury more times than 10 people twice his age

[@FoxDren]

safety tie

[@leafninjazyt6173]

EpicLPer ultra instinct

[@MianCowell]

sounds like 4cm of safety margin to me

[@satriabagaskara4198]

dont worry, he's got the safety tie on

[@GavinPeters]

@6:01 It's the perfect drill. If he doesn't get up quick enough the fire will, well, light a fire under him. :)

[@melonlord1414]

Gavin Peters I See the headlines: "KZbinr sets fire to son's bed to wake him up"

[@ezekielproctor7858]

Colin Is Like A Big 6 Year Old That Knows How To Make Things.

[@josepalmerin6682]

Phineas and ferb

[@coveheadquarters252]

Ezekiel J. Proctor yh

[@readytodie7355]

Why The Fuck Do You Write Like This? Really annoying to read that

[@simonesimone3511]

@@josepalmerin6682 ho is he like phineas or ferb

[@SV-en2oj]

At 4:01 was Colin about to swear 😂😂😂

[@jryanwill]

That he was i caught that too, told his kid to stop fucking around

[@TauCu]

OOOOOOOH, Someone that actually says Aluminium right. You have no idea how much that warms my heart. next thing i know you'll be Saying Solder correctly as well.

[@MLDeS100]

The dudes a damn genius and I'm not even talking about his inventions

[@fakename3168]

Your son: dad what are you doing to my bed You :you'll find out tomorrow (starts to do a evil laugh ) Your son :(runs a way while screaming )

[@santi308]

*Colin: Turn on the bed shaker* *the bed got spinning* *10 years later: OKAY*

[@mattpowell8369]

If only 3 seconds was 10 years eh bud. We d have a hell of a lot more time to abuse each other in voice activated auto shaggers. :)

[@whyzen2081]

Thanks for continuing to make free videos alongside your KZbin Red stuff Colin. Everyone in my house thoroughly enjoys your content.

[@colinfurze]

there will be no more red stuff and or any videos ever put behind a paywall on any platform ever

[@nofltr48]

wow Futuristic Bed

[@ryanmarshall8925]

Crafty Dude one might say it's a FURZEturistic bed,

[@martijnvosselman4165]

Furzeturistic that is!

[@funboxentertainment1745]

WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE! -Colin Furze 2018

[@MadNitr0]

as a welder i have to say your gas and rod choices are more then good enough for the job! There is a huge difference between getting the job right done and making "weld porn"

[@LinkWulluf]

Just a suggestion, splitting a large inner tube and fastening it around the edges of both boards. That would help keep the Springs away from little fingers.

[@colinfurze]

they will learn lol

[@davidfrau4517]

haha nice :P

[@Sven3ST]

Setting your kids on fire since 2018 :)

[@cekpi7]

And dad of the year award goes to...

[@shinchan.1998]

goes to "colinfurze"

[@xhinkoo]

My mom

[@chaniasastrowijaya7427]

Cekpi7 Donald Dump

[@Phil-ws9vb]

Hey Collin, to really challenge your engeneering self you should build a shoe tying machine.

[@mordechairothschild3042]

It's probably too small and precise for his style, don't you think?

[@jam6037]

He made a hover bike I don’t think that would be a challenge

[@josuelopeztgod]

Boring

[@Aieou472]

I don't think even X robots can do that. Hang on, that is pretty much a robot tho isn't it? You're better off asking X robots.

[@olafminesaw2]

Thank goodness you were wearing your safety tie when the saw slipped. You could have lost an arm.

[@philuresky2993]

man, your kids are in for a wild ride....not just this bed but life in general. I reckon you are the maddest man on the net, love your work mate.

[@Stamnley]

The ONLY youtuber who would make a 9:25 video. Does it for the love of it.

[@colinfurze]

I never put ads in the middle anyway as that sucks

[@TheIsuis1]

colinfurze Which is why you're one of the better KZbinrs. People appreciate that a lot.

[@jinglemich4941]

Woe

[@qwertyTRiG]

colinfurze It's not too bad when the video editing accounts for them. It's when they burst into the middle of a sentence that they really suck.

[@Stamnley]

colinfurze ever considered making more than one of your weird and wonderful thingies and selling them, you'd make bank.

[@marcus_w0]

I can smell the burning brushes right now. Even the 1000W one is squeeking like it'snext to dying. Use a proper stepper / servo motor instead!

[@shadowthehedgehog4737]

And a brushless drill.

[@BLUEBERRYBOO]

AND STILL THIS AINT ENOUGH TO WAKE ME UP

[@symbionictitan4074]

Put some air bags under the bed .

[@Cest_graff1986]

Lol so funny

[@cavekritter1]

But if this was used in tandem with a train air horn mounted directly over your head facing you...

[@theconsciousness6082]

BLUEBERRY BOO are you serious !?

[@renancandido2639]

It can not wake you, but Will throw you out your bed hahahaha

[@Jerbod2]

Look, Colin, this is the stuff I like. Not too much sellout shit forced in, just being crazy and doing crazy stuff. Keep it up!

[@grade8203]

When you were messing around with the shaking bed I couldn't help but think: 'oh that looks wrong'

[@plum_pie6402]

my thoughts exactly, when i saw the title of this video i thought its intended purpose was... well... lets just say a little different

[@holdmeclosertonydanza22]

7:52 When Harry Potter got sick of magic, and turned to a life of circuitry and programming.

[@TR-Thresh]

0:10 out of context this is hilarious

[@janklement315]

electricps3 in what kind of context is it in the video?

[@oliverthomas9571]

electricps3 a

[@tennicktenstyl]

even with context

[@RChero1010]

I, personally, would've gone with a shorter linkage between the gearbox and the bed to get a little faster shaking and less load on the drill, but it's still awesome. Keep up the good work, Colin!

[@dberzins]

The cam is too long, you can hear the drill bogging down. Shorter cam will shake the bed more and have much less load on the drill.

[@hc7185]

Dainis Berzins what he said ☝

[@Basement-Science]

Yep. Also a higher ratio on the gearbox would help. Those drills like to run fast.

[@SuckMyKiss420]

Remember what he said about the welders

[@girlsdrinkfeck]

its a video project that he will throw in the skip after a week ,i dont thnik he cares to be that precise

[@carpetsomething]

I've had things dodgier than that run for years. I used to have a water cooled phone charger cos as soon as I tried removing the coolant it caught fire.

[@akash-zg4vj]

People keep music on speakers for excitement and energy for work But this guy has music playing in his brain itself. High quality

[@Benaridoamri]

Can't believe i am this early. And can't believe your channel grew to have 5.7 million subscribers!!

[@Benaridoamri]

Spudly1234567 No, the meaning of 'early' in this particular case is that it must be after the video was uploaded. So what I meant by early is that I watched the video 3 or 4 minutes after it was uploaded.

[@charliemiggins7437]

3:56 Colin’s kids are crazy! Wonder who they get that from...? The FURZEMEISTER.

[@MasterMacxXPRTCXx]

Colin do a Spotify playlist!!!

[@bugjuicer]

F’in love this! Nice salute back to the old days of doin crazy stuff, just cos

[@benholmes9625]

“I can shout oi, get me son outa bed” this will be me when I have kid

[@MrClown2121]

Ah another great invention colin, if the shaking doesn't wake you up after a few seconds the bed-fire sure will

[@Class1cVR]

2 smart people, neither just thought of using a smart plug

[@Harry-tj6bl]

So glad this is like one of your old videos where you’re just messing around instead of the new sponsored shite

[@Jnshaw81]

Did I see rivnuts?!? Awesome!

[@FeasableOption]

Thanks for the vid!! Woke up on the wrong side of the bed today but thanks to you and your vids, I'm feeling much better now. Again I thank you.

[@Thrillowatt]

Why shake the bed yourself when you can have a robot do it...... Lol

[@derkinator3862]

-Echo

[@alexvanrijswijk2444]

I rather shake my bed myself

[@thomascruz1443]

haha why????? anit there woman and men to do that?

[@chaz69]

Giggity

[@reforzar]

That circular saw kickback was exciting. I don’t know welding but they look good to me! I might have to make one for my wife!

[@charlesgaming3829]

U rock my guy

[@joelmiller7180]

Absolutely genius idea mr furze, I have trouble every morning getting mine out of bed, wish I had 2 of these 😂

[@vernym4164]

This guy watches too many red stone tutorials

[@Creeperboy099]

Vegimite Sushi this dude is Mumbo Jumbo’s Minecraft side in real life

[@lukemonyt]

LoL

[@Aieou472]

That doesn't make any sense. This has nothing to do with redstone.

[@lukemonyt]

@@Aieou472 Redstone Is Tech in Minecraft And That is Tech in real life So it does make sense you probably never watched a Minecraft redstone video So just don't if you don't know what your talking about

[@Aieou472]

@@lukemonyt I've subscribed to mumbo jumbo and I understand the things he says. I know what an RSNOR latch does as well as a T-flip flop. I do watch minecraft redstone videos and create my own impressive redstone creations in BEDROCK EDITION.

[@jahrjahr24]

So much film talent.. not to mention other talent and always growing! Amazing!

[@ZA-mb5di]

"Alexa, where do I live?" "You live in bedrock." *STARTS SHAKING*

[@QuadDoc]

3:58 "Come on, just get on, stop Fu**ing... around" HAHAHA!!!

[@the_ALchannel]

Hey, that Arduino guy really looks like Jacob Rees-Mogg

[@63256325N]

Your fabrication skills are just brilliant! Thanks for the videos.

[@gompop.]

Make a magic wand! That would be awesome! It could lock doors or turn on lights, or even fire those remote controlled guns in your other videos.

[@MrHack4never]

Nope Noah Sponsored by Hitachi?

[@lolindirlink]

You mean, a smartphone? :P

[@cassrobinparker9065]

Nope Noah You mean a sonic screwdriver?

[@pozxcety56]

there’s a thing which is exactly that

[@gompop.]

Gareth Parker maybe

[@jf_moreira]

Colin, it's a pleasure to watch these, haha. And the songs are killers. Oi!

[@CrucialMuzic]

Imagine if you had a hangover and this was used to wake you up. I think you'd need a bucket right next to you :p

[@BlackCeII]

And ol Furzee boy almost lost his hand once and for all at 5:20 He's like the British version of Florida Man Backyard Scientist. We love you Colin, be bloody careful!

[@NieMonD]

*Son walks in* Son: Daddy what are you doing to my... Colin: *points gun to head* Son: ok I'll leave

[@Aieou472]

How can you set fire to a vacuum cleaner when you're just vacuuming? Colin is the only person in the world that can do that!

[@MrFrisky2010]

Loving your work. I think you need an "adult" version for other potential applications. :)

[@joshface04]

Colin's son: won't get out of bed Colin: So anyway, I started blasting

[@JAYDE3P]

You are amzing bro...👍👍👍👍👍

[@GeweerBeer]

I love it that Colin always wears a tie 😁

[@juandemeirleir6497]

You got the wrong gas, you got the wrong filler rod!

[@DoodleWill]

Colin: I GOT YOU A NEW BED SON! Colin's Son: *_Oh no..._*

[@ALAPINO]

Where's the outro???

[@colinfurze]

the outdo is tricky as they only allow the clickable boxes in last 20 secs so if I'm pointing to them I can't can't have the outdo as I'll be pointing at nothing :(

[@ALAPINO]

Ah, I figured that had something to do with it. Just feels different without that lovely montage of your shenanigans and that music.

[@AndyGneiss]

At least you're not covering stuff we want to watch with the clickable boxes. I'm seeing that on plenty of other channels.

[@kevin10USA]

Know this is late but your aluminum welding is good. Only time you know it's bad when it looks bad. They looked decent. I do it for a living. Pretty sure it's the same material I use. Superb quality by the way. Love it.

[@jc1982discovery]

You should build a vacuum and extraction system with outside collection bin for the work shop.

[@nationsofx7182]

If that was a Calvin Klein promo it was actuslly expertly done. Good job😂 comfy aren't they?

[@13Knives1]

This is what IcePoseidon needs for his next sleeping livestream

[@danielwaihiga2142]

I need to TURN ON THE BED SHAKER for myself! you are a genius.

[@ZoniesCoasters]

I just realised my old bed has the same bed spread as the ejector bed.

[@flawlessproductions5417]

0:47 no one Absolutely no one Colin :happy Colin noises

[@b_pa55]

Hey Colin I’m proud to say I have your book and where da heck is the bed tidy pull thingy

[@lukearam9812]

Colin, im a welder For someone whos pretty much self taught, you dont do too bad at all :)

[@daniboy394]

Colin furze 2018: I DON'T CARE!!!!!😄😄

[@sayersmith2601]

This guy is the reason why my wife wont let me have a shop 😂😂😂

[@Ludnorc]

Dude the drill is gonna set your son's bed ablaze. Abort

[@broden1412]

Greatest inventor of all time

[@crackpot5597]

little sadistic, but brilliant

[@snippersmity3076]

Imagine you come home to your room and find your Bed is gone.... like what do you think in that situation 😂😂😂

[@XdStevie]

Yeah Colin, just so you know. When your kid is 13 that thing is getting destroyed :)

[@NyxDiscordia33]

Sounds like a late bloomer to me

[@JoelCarli]

You've been getting lucky as a nine year old or something?

[@joshbacon8241]

What do you mean by ‘getting destroyed’?

[@tl1882]

@@JoelCarli lmao thats me

[@st4ndg4mes87]

@Samodeus oh no... **thinks** *OH NOES*

[@samocooper9070]

Hey thanks for all the great videos Colin, your honestly the best on KZbin, appreciate it mate, keep it up. Much love from a New Zealand fanboy =)

[@zero_gravity5861]

Now I know I wear the same underpants as a crazy internet man. (6:03)

[@savage5764]

"on my next project ill make a bed that vibrates *WINK WINK*"

[@evenolaiarnestad2322]

3:17 Only colin furze has an rpg on the ceiling

[@evenolaiarnestad2322]

YellowkaCZ i have a strong feeling you don’t know what that is

[@ZAHAANDO]

Mad scientist Colin is back at it again!!

[@TommyCallaway]

Dang. You're awesome.

[@MadisKukk]

Please, never stop creating.

[@cameronhawkes5639]

your wife allowed this?!?!?

[@rorydonaldson2794]

You're officially the coolest dad in all the UK

[@Ali-hs9sr]

amazing video but you need to upload more we miss you

[@xhinkoo]

He can't. I hope you realize he makes the projects and thinks of them before he uploads

[@roberthemingway9553]

Probably the coolest dad on the planet.

[@mythyc9604]

can some big manu please send colin a new set of hole saws please lol ( looking at you #Milwaukee )

[@aita_sageblood]

3:57 Oh Lord.... there are 3 of them?! I thought there was only Colin Furze and Colin Jr.... Great video as always man; keep up the amazing and potentially disastrous work! :-)