4 Weirdest Gospels Left Out Of The Bible (From Jesus' Childhood to The Apocalypse)

[@Thomas-lu6gd]

“Thou wouldst not make me angry. Truly, thou wouldst liketh me not when I am angry.”

[@khalidalali186]

Ohooo, mortifying lol 😂

[@nocomment2468]

This comment is underrated. 10/10!!!

[@ChristianAuditore14]

Well considering that Jesus is the God of the Old testament who lukewarm Christians ignore... But this is just fanfiction

[@nathanlevesque7812]

@@ChristianAuditore14 Most scriptures are fanfiction.

[@marcusdonahue7124]

@@ChristianAuditore14 just like the New Testament

[@Jotari]

You have to be amazed at those Jewish law makers who specifically made it illegal to turn clay into sparrows on the Sabbath. If Jesus had performed matter transmutation to create life on any other day of the week, presumably they wouldn't have blinked an eye.

[@simonsilence]

For waht I know from university, there have been 39 categories which the law makers included which were not allowed to be performed on sabbath. The 13th is translated as: shaping, the tewnty third as: kneading. As many goods in that time were made of clay including childrens toys, figurines and table ware for the rich it is likely that those both would have been the categories causing issues for the other jewish people. But looking at what scriptures and stories made it into the bible it seems likely the categories would have been named in detail like done so in other parts of the book. I can see why this one did not pass the council.

[@occamraiser]

THEY would have stoned him to death. The first generation of Christians were Jewish heretics.

[@kaleahcollins4567]

You're not supposed to do any work on Sabbath so him making the clay sparrows you doing work with your hands that's what made it a bad thing but if he would have done it any other day and you're right they wouldn't even bat a eye .

[@jimb0e186]

This sounds like something David Mitchell would say lmao

[@pudgeboyardee32]

You're not wrong. Golem of Prague is a great example of Jewish animatory 'magic' for want of a better word. The rabbi that made clay into the shape of an avenging giant and gave it life? He kept the sabbath holy so his creation still holds a place of veneration amongst the wider Jewish population. Making life from clay like God? Not blasphemy. Scheduling it on the wrong day? No burial on the mount of olives. Might as well start getting tattoos and ham-n-cheese sandwiches at that point.

[@jh9667]

I've always found children giving adults lip funny but "impious, ignorant sodomite" killed me. Masterfully done J man 😂

[@jeffreywhittle6161]

Odd, how being called a "sodomite" was an insult even then. Hmmm. Lol

[@tatum1140]

@@jeffreywhittle6161 the insult is from Sodom and Gomorrah.

[@Sabersafe]

Say his full name. Don't call Him J man.

[@jh9667]

@@Sabersafe why?

[@jessicahay9305]

​@@Sabersafewhy do you care about that but not baby Jesus apparently being an impulsive serial killer?

[@CASHXRAT]

Child Jesus is like the kid from that Twilight Zone episode, who makes people disappear and everyone’s gotta pretend to be happy around him or he’ll zap them too.

[@rastaoiiii]

s3ep8 It's a Good Life. Anthony Fremont (I just saw S.O.M. in concert a few weeks ago. 👍🏾)

[@Louis-jm3zy]

Billy Mumy. He was also the boy in LOST IN SPACE.

[@khalilpontikes7293]

Wonder if that inspired Fallout 3

[@JamesPattersonamg]

OMG I forgot that episode lol

[@jeremykelly3633]

That episode had me shook 😂

[@Jotari]

I don't know what's weirder. Jesus going around killing people (and making sparrows), or everyone's super subdued reaction to the super villain rampage.

[@jhtsurvival]

@@jhondoe9056 I have no tik tok or Facebook. I don't even own a cell phone

[@toddparke8535]

Call it The Billy Mumy Syndrome.

[@arnowisp6244]

@Paul V Or maybe because this was complete fanfiction?

[@arnowisp6244]

This isbcalled Fanfiction for a reason.

[@Thekozmonautu]

@@arnowisp6244incorrect.

[@TetsuShima]

Adult Jesus: "Love one another and pray for those who persecute you" Kid Jesus: "I don't like the way you breathe...DIE"

[@37654]

Picturing kid Jesus screaming "DIE" to everyone and dropping them dead made me laugh

[@danielcookson2644]

Thankfully these writings about child Jesus were not taken seriously due to them being written by heretics in the 2nd century over 100 years after his death.

[@tomfc1]

Looks like it was his learning journey to understand power of love

[@nathanclements1986]

😂

[@michaelwills1926]

@@danielcookson2644people you never met have written the entirety of the book in either case

[@justin_5631]

Note that it is not lawful to make clay into Sparrows on the Sabbath. Not many people know this. Even I've done it a few times.

[@viorelblaj4885]

Yeah but make them fly after is pretty tricky...🤪

[@PyrusFlameborn]

I know you're not allowed to work on the Sabbath but to me it sounded like Jesus was playing with clay, not working. Does the Sabbath make a distinction between play and work? What kind of play is and is not allowed?

[@joels310]

@@PyrusFlameborn foreplay?

[@daisyadele967]

@@PyrusFlameborn it depends on the person how strict they are. There are some people that see play and work as the same thing.

[@FishBoneD14]

@@PyrusFlameborn Also his friends admitted to playing with him so if play is forbidden they too are at fault

[@Owl_Coup_Productions]

I like how casually the village people go to Joseph and complain that Jesus killed their kids 😂

[@chrisnewbury3793]

Well how you gonna go complain to the royal court about one of their princes killing your useless peasant-child?

[@Anderson-f4t6c]

So Jesus was pro-abortion huh

[@mikehawk2610]

@First Name Last Name these things where written well over 100 years after the death of jesus. the reason they where "left out" of the bible was because it was more or less fan fiction.

[@je-freenorman7787]

A gospel is a God Spel Religion is all satanic we need to GET RID OF RELIGION There was never a person named Jesus

[@bazoo513]

@@mikehawk2610 And we know that how?

[@JiggaMan1297]

Although the first story is frightening, it believe it is excellent as it shows the humanity of Jesus. Although he clearly had some divine understanding to which others could not comprehend, he was still a child at the time and therefore displayed child like temperament. Yet he still brought all those dead back to life and restored all those he had affected, as if to teach them some divine lesson, just in an extreme manner. I can see why this story was kept out of the Bible as it could come across alarming, however I think it adds an eye opening perspective on Jesus’ story, and how he got to age 30 to start his ministry.

[@brothercarlos6944]

Agreed

[@TrainingFanatic]

You're aware none of this ever happened right?

[@brothercarlos6944]

@@TrainingFanatic you have proof it didn't?

[@brothercarlos6944]

@@TrainingFanatic were you there in person to see ? Do you have any proof it didn't? Have you searched to make such a claim or are you just a troll spouting what you don't know.

[@edwardmiessner6502]

Man that kid Jesus was quite the terror of the town, wasn't he?

[@MackNcD]

I was almost too enthralled be the old English style to notice (almost) Why did we stop speaking like we could move wind, toll bells and roll thunder with our words?

[@hollyperrin7353]

Oh, you know, the terrible jews, er, twos.

[@princebond]

Young Jesus was a menace.

[@prestinnguyen9329]

hahahahahahahaaha! What a terror

[@The_ZeroLine]

@@MackNcDThou assumest not but one of us still speaketh like Gandalf the Apostle.

[@owellafehr5191]

Lol the first one sounds like the story of an ordinary couple who took in some sort of eldritch child with unholy demonic powers and are desperately trying to teach him that it's not okay to just kill the other kids b/c they disagree with you. 🤣

[@owellafehr5191]

@Thisis Gettinboring Haven't watched The Boys but sounds accurate lol

[@chrism7395]

It reminded me of The Midwich Cuckoos (aka Village of the Damned)

[@vinrico6704]

Your describing a Twilight Zone episode.

[@HavanaSyndrome69]

Damien hahaha I was thinking the same thing. Like they gave birth to the spawn of the devil

[@chuck3518]

His power is terrifying, but best to not be confused with demons.

[@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs]

Jesus: _"Love thy Neighbor."_ Also Jesus: _"The Weak should fear the Strong."_

[@monkeypie8701]

Yeah, that just shows that its not gods word

[@jonkore2024]

Don't be weak

[@mattdelarives2537]

Love thy neighbor, especially if he is stronger than you.

[@shipwreck9146]

"hmm, so thou shalt not finish thy journey." *kid drops dead immediately*

[@zackkilgore528]

So we’re forgetting that this is heretical writings?

[@RexGalilae]

the first gospel paints a reverse villain origin story. An evil child who grew into a nice guy

[@olorin4317]

The holiest of character arcs.

[@arrow1414]

The opposite of Anikan Skywalker, who was supposed to be the Chosen One!

[@nathanlevesque7812]

"nice guy" ™

[@MarquisDeSacks]

It really is a much more interesting story that way, I must admit. It's like any classic superhero origin where he starts out as an incorrigible rogue, bad seed, or fuck-up/failure and through the process of bildungsroman (and no, that's not got anything to do with the actual "Romans") becomes a true hero having learned something like the power of friendship, believing in yourself, doing right by others, responsibility and [insert your own cliched platitude here].

[@RexGalilae]

@@nathanlevesque7812 Thanks to the internet for ruining what used to literally be the best compliment you could give to a genuinely great person

[@johnytwotimes4072]

Poor Joseph I can't imagine being the step-dad to a misbehaving Jesus. It's got to be tough to discipline him at all and how awkward it must be for him to drop him off at St Peter's gate every other weekend while trying to explain to GOD that his only begotten infallible son keeps getting into trouble and how he won't listen to you but if his actual Dad could take a small break being GOD and have a talk with him it would really help.

[@womenlifefreedom2024]

He sounded like a legit holy terror.

[@junemoonchild69]

🤣🤣🤣

[@FishBoneD14]

Literally what a kid with superpowers would do. Clearly he matured with age.

[@macewbee]

Yep

[@J_a_s_o_n]

​@@MDrew-lh5hksuper powers ?😂😂😂 you people are so naive. No miracles happened till he was 30 !! 😅😅😅

[@Dracula139]

@@J_a_s_o_n how do you know?

[@Dracula139]

because the bible says?? you know this book was remove from the bible right?@@J_a_s_o_n

[@manny7289]

@@Dracula139 he was there actually

[@Tzimiskes3506]

It seems that the gnostic writings were recorded by the Quran and hadiths. The Quran says that Jesus had made clay birds and gave life to inanimate objects which is exactly what we find in the gnostic writings about Jesus forming clay birds.

[@HeatedFrost]

the roman church didn’t influence christianity in the middle east that much

[@Tzimiskes3506]

@@HeatedFrost i think that a heretical text agreed upon by both Catholics and Orthodox will indeed have an influence as it isn't important.

[@MC-ng2gp]

Most of Muhammad and early Muslims understanding of Christianity and Judaism was from Gnostic or Apocryphal writing.

[@Witnessmoo]

Mohamed’s uncle was a gnostic christian. He actually raised Mohamed as a child because his own parents died when he was young… so…

[@starcapture3040]

​@@HeatedFrost christianity came from the middel east but some believe the Nag Hamdi bible to be forgery

[@carpeimodiem]

Nobody puts baby Jesus in the corner...

[@greatexpectations6577]

Imagine having a child god in your town who still has not learned how to control his powers?

[@joemfk1]

Not a god, a being of the earth with a twist

[@jtgd]

Looks like we have a Supe

[@alexanderstrickland9036]

Sounds like he had total control of his powers. Like that kid from the twighlight zone movie

[@rookmaster7502]

Perhaps you mean control his emotions.

[@alexanderstrickland9036]

@@rookmaster7502 the story just feels like a bridge between Old Testament and New Testament. Yeah Jesus kills and blinds people because they dared mess with him, but unlike Old Testament he brought them all back to normal. It was a lesson more than divine/wanton wrath. At least as far as the story goes

[@themonkster333]

Everyone says, "what would Jesus do" and I say, "You clearly do not know Jesus"

[@Lucia-sy7le]

Ummm.

[@Lucia-sy7le]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@nohabloemojislosiento4930]

I always wished the book of Enoch had been included. The church were wary of including things that made Jesus seem vengeful. They didn’t want him to appear imperfect. But Jesus being a man is the greatest part of him. He was divine, but also human. He had emotions like anger and sadness and resent. It’s what draws so many regular people, downtrodden and weary, to him. Christians don’t understand why his message spread so much farther and faster than others, but I think he’s because his message spoke from the bottom up instead of down onto us. Seeing him have the irritability of a teenager combined with divinity is pretty cool and relates his story to the common man even further.

[@brothercarlos6944]

Well said

[@vannavanity1195]

There is evidence that some few within the Roman aristocracy already converted to Christianity not long after Christ's ministry ended. Converts might have been disproportionately female, but they weren't poor. Rome never would have tolerated a peasant's revolt or the seeds of a social revolution. Even as late as the mid 19th-Century did Italy find Saint Don Bosco's school a potential threat to the Italian social order!

[@LivingInTheKaliYogurt]

I'm disappointed that this video doesn't include the time when teenage Jesus travelled through time, invented rock n roll, and almost took his mom to the prom before teaching his dad how to stand up to Biff.

[@merlin262005]

The Gospel According to Doc

[@SarahConnor618]

Or he went to india as a teen

[@Martin-v8j1c]

That wasn't in the Bible, that was 'Back to the Future' the motion picture.

[@drixg555]

Some heretic wrote "The Gospel of Biff" and tried to get it accepted into the official canon. He and his cursed fanfic were declared anathema.

[@chrisleon5918]

Two minutes in and Jesus already caught 2 bodies. This video rocks!

[@barbaraayarza5352]

Well... This definitely explains why he was so forgiving 😂

[@michaelmanzo4661]

​@@barbaraayarza5352facts lol it's actually really relatable I always wondered how is Jesus as a child and like he was just like every other kid and he was a cocky shit and then found out and grew into himself and ended up being respectful and the blessing we all know

[@TheOrdinal81]

FACTS 💯

[@TheDNAGroup]

Lol!

[@Zebedeez_Nuts]

Lol

[@curiodyssey3867]

'our children have been killed, why dost thou blaspheme?" perfectly rational reaction from the parents of multiple dead boys lmfao

[@bazoo513]

Yup, just like the rest of the Bible.

[@walotheman1]

lmao probably scared he would kill them too if they were more stern.

[@alexanderstrickland9036]

What’re they gonna do? Make Jesus kill them too?

[@nikolakrstic8079]

@@bazoo513 like what for example? you are just saying anything so you can critique the bible

[@bazoo513]

@@nikolakrstic8079 Sigh... Try actually _reading_ it.

[@blackanarchicreacts]

Adolescent Jesus sounds like that little kid that held an entire town hostage with his reality-bending powers in the "corn field" episode of Twilight Zone

[@Iamdelivered7]

I thought of the same thing!!!

[@Morristown337]

As a christian I struggle to understand the never ending torture of sinners. It scares me greatly. I believe forgiveness is important. Am I wrong?

[@Gendiba1]

Indeed is hard to understand forgiveness when there's also eternal torment. As a non christian I see this as one of the many contradictions that plagues these myths, proving they are just made up.

[@Morristown337]

myths? Life hits us with things larger then us like cancer, sickness, divorce, debt, financial struggle, death of loved ones and far more struggles and issues. Are you strong enough to face or handle all of that? Am I the fool for putting faith in a higher power that things have purpose and will turn out ok if I keep going forward even when logic sais that it will not?@@Gendiba1

[@kittentacticalwarfare1140]

Free will is not freedom from consequences, people who die in sin are basically irredeemable. You had a whole lifetime to change your ways and you choose not to, heck some people willingly choose to be evil and refuse their inner divinity-goodness. Also is not never ending, after the end game they will receive the 'second death'(read revelations). It's debated, but given that we are told about their eternal torment before the mention of the second death, in which there is no mention of torture just about being thrown into a lake of fire. One could argue that they will simply be erased. This world it's either a failed experiment or an actual test for souls to prove that they would behave in God's realm. Just like how we have to put criminals in jail, well they also get put in jail but the absurdity of God's infinity makes that be an eternal punishment.

[@kittentacticalwarfare1140]

​@@Gendiba1 Not a contradiction at all, your line of questioning is akin to asking why criminals get put to prison. Forgiveness is granted only to those who want to be redeemed, why the Hel do people like to pretend that evil mofos out there not wanting to turn their ways around exist? TF is a God gonna do? Brainwash them to be good guys and be saved? Bet you if God was real and forced us all to be redeemed or never be able to be evil, y'all be complaining about it.

[@Jaws_52k]

I don’t believe in a god(s) but I’d like to think that if the after life is real we all get to lounge in paradise if you were a genuine person. Why would a god that is supposedly loving want anyone with a good heart to be damned for eternity? And how could any human being be ok with that? We can agree to disagree I guess. All I’m saying is if I die and go to hell I’ma be pissed 😂

[@Leviathis_Krade]

I loved the 5th forgotten gospel where Jesus said: "it's Christmas time!" and caused a massive blizzard that froze a village.

[@curiodyssey3867]

oh my god haha

[@thefogboundfan8314]

Now that's a Christmas story I could get on board with.

[@vonderloo3184]

KRAMPOOSE

[@je-freenorman7787]

A gospel is a God Spel Religion is all satanic we need to GET RID OF RELIGION

[@Leviathis_Krade]

@@je-freenorman7787 actually its comes from the term Goose Compulsion, and was used by Geese in the olden days to make humanity forget the numerous war crimes their species committed. To make a long story short: the Geese were the ones that ended the blizzard, and the gospels were composed to cover up the fact that the Greek empire was actually the Goose empire.

[@allfasten]

7:11 "Give each of us sheets of paper..." A very expensive proposition at the time.

[@stanleysmith7551]

I love how there's a super villain club where Satan and Hades are just plotting against Jesus.

[@zbruteforce]

Along comes Mary and crushes Satan's head with Her heel. Jesus: Mary please take care of my light work.

[@The1Mustache3]

@@zbruteforce no.

[@occamraiser]

Just like all those imaginary forces Trump claims are aligned against him. Another Cultist!

[@scottlouissmith2382]

Don't you just love religious lideture? It's kinda like reading books of Santa.

[@chacesimpson2856]

​@@scottlouissmith2382you will bow to your knees one day and proclaim Christ as Lord and king

[@wesleyford7709]

Hi from Australia I came across this site while watching historical documentaries. What a fascinating way to learn about 'times gone by'. Love this site

[@Santaheckler]

I love Jesus even more now. Thank you.

[@AnaPeranovic-xr8zb]

Amen ALELUYAH ALELUYAH!!!

[@TheTricksterFigure]

I'm very sorry to see people confused by this video. You can check this if you want but it's 100% true. These are Gnostic texts and their origin is unknown, it is completely different religion from Christianity and has nothing to do with the Bible. In fact Gnosticism is a religion that is strongly opposed to Christianity and central belief is that Christian God is a demon. There are in fact real Christian gospels written by Jesus desciples like Thomas for example that were actually left out from the Bible, but these ones mentioned in this video are NOT those. The infancy gospel of Thomas (witch is included in this video) and the REAL gospel of Thomas (that was actually written by Jesus desciple Thomas) are two completely different religions. These texts were not supposed to be in the Bible because they are written by people who rejected Christianity, they were called the Gnostics and their religion is Gnosticism. So asking why these texts are not included in the Bible is like asking why is Shakespeare not included also ??? This creator is spreading lies just to get views, title of the video that says these texts are left out from the Bible created a confusion and it shows level of manipulation he used here. Type in Google "The Infancy gospel of Thomas" you will se it is a GNOSTIC TEXT. Not the real gospel of Thomas but the Infancy Gospel of Thomas (they are two seperate things). These gospels in the video were not written by Christian people, they were written by the Gnostics witch believed Jesus was a demon that came to decieve people. It's not strange for people who are not familiar with this to actually believe these texts were supposed to be in the Bible, and I hope this will help you understand what is really at play here about this video.

[@Durtly]

Wow, it seems power fantasy fan fiction has been around awhile. No wonder the church rejected this. It's like having Batman go on a shooting spree.

[@Twisted_Logic]

I highly recommend looking into the history of early Christian sects/heresies. It's fascinating stuff

[@Maidaseu]

@pyropulse Which part of the Bible ever made sense?

[@chiricahuaapache5132]

@@Maidaseu Genesis. Exodus. Numbers. Song of Songs. Revelation.

[@TheIgdrasil1]

@@chiricahuaapache5132 Full of crap, imaginative stuff, unprovable fantasies devoid of logic and reason.

[@chiricahuaapache5132]

@@TheIgdrasil1 But they are ALL true stories. They happened. Noah and the Ark. Moses. Everything. You need to get right with God, you could die at any moment. Repent! Repent Now! Jesus ❤ You.

[@aramwatters]

"Which is better. To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax

[@mariusmarius4832]

To be born good obviously.

[@brothercarlos6944]

Isn't that what Jesus taught as well.... to overcome the flesh and reach spiritual enlightenment

[@82dorrin]

Eternal torment seems a bit harsh as a punishment for talking about sports after Church...

[@tecumsehcristero]

The Gnostics were hardcore. They were far more rigid and hell obsessed than Dan Brown portrays them as in his books

[@floridanews8786]

Don't worry, Jesus was fabricated by the Romans to control the population. Roman guards loved it when people were foolish enough to turn the other cheek. "The meek shall inherit the earth" meanwhile: Romans cut down all the countries around them with the sword and steal everything they have.

[@tecumsehcristero]

@Atheos B. Sapien evidence please. You statement is a fantasy. The Gnostics were the hyper Literalists not the ancient Catholics just read Clement of Alexandria. As for them being killed only the breakaway state of the Bogomils and the albigensians was violence used and that was super late like the 12th and 13th centuries and it was the cathars that started the violence and the violence was political. Please learn actual history and not pop history and conspiracy theories because next you're gonna tell me that the knights of the round table were 100% historical or that Edward Gibbon is a reliable source for accurate, unbiased history

[@robinharwood5044]

On the contrary. It's an insufficient punishment for talking about sports at any time.

[@origami83]

Isnt christianity such a lovely religion, of peace and forgiveness?

[@irateradioarchive]

Whats fascinating is that the original apostles including Paul were already aware of these writings and stories (not particularly the ones in the video) but they already encountered people who claimed to be Christians but believed in a different gospel, practiced all sorts of sorcery like Simon Magus who wanted to join them so he can learn all sorts of magic because he saw them healing people from sickness, driving out demons etc..

[@TheWoollyFrog]

Claiming to be Christian was being Christian in those times. There were many early splinter groups that died out over time and are remembered now as heretics or those that "claimed to be Christians". If those became the dominant sects, right now Catholic traditions would be talked about in the same derogatory manner we use against these "weird ancient cultists". What's also interesting is that to us today the word "magic" has negative connotations. We forget that the actions Jesus from a neutral/outsider's point of view can be described as magic because we are so caught up in terminology that was devised to exalt him.

[@richbandicoot]

@@TheWoollyFrog the bible is pretty clear on the difference between magic and the power of God. Also we have a complete New testament from around 300 AD and various sources that support our current canon

[@oe8631]

@@richbandicoot must be true then... lol

[@richbandicoot]

@@oe8631 there’s more evidence to suggest it’s true than not, if you don’t think the bible is historically accurate then we don’t know about anything in the ancient past considering the bible is one of the best records we have of the time period

[@ericvulgate]

It's really not.

[@somechrisguy]

The final story in this was incredibly deep, the video was amazing, and the narration was perfect. It was not lost on me. I really appreciate the effort you put into this.

[@codygruberg7083]

then you will love book of enoch

[@The-Underground-Man]

My advice is that you should check these gospels and read them yourself, or watch some other videos on this topic. I would recommend for example video about the Gospel of Thomas from Let's Talk Religion channel. Where you can get real scholarly content and facts about that particular subject, than come back and compare it to this video. I'm not saying you must but I believe it would be good to check if this info is true. I should add, in case you actually decide to do that, you might be surprised. It's true that the church didn't like some things that are written in the gospels but this video is absolutely ridiculous.

[@Beadledom2024]

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[@Biblical_Mystery]

Offering Heartfelt Prayers for a Shift from Financial Struggles to the Abundant Flow, Renewed Health, and Divine Blessings. 🌊 May Your Path be Brightened with Hope. 🌟

[@brianfpp540]

Whoever does the research for the images and artwork that are used in all voices of the past videos, they do a superb job of finding relevant and appropriate images. Thankyou to whoever it is.....

[@pureruckuspower2165]

My favorite line from Jesus is when he started to walk on water and said "it's savin' time"

[@philemon26]

These "morbin' time" joke derivatives are going out of hand.

[@akiraasmr3002]

"it's Jesun time"

[@robertforsythe3280]

There are porcelain tiles found in the British natural museum that describe multiple events in the childhood of Christ our savior. Including those you mention in this vid.

[@lilbean_eth]

oh, I wonder where they stole them from

[@timestampterrysassistant7638]

I now understand where the term “god-mode” comes from 💀

[@swagatron9477]

Imagine being the descendant of the teacher that knocked Jesus upside the head

[@ImCarolB]

I can imagine the committee did not take long to reject these tales as part of the canon! That little Jesus sure left a trail of corpses behind him. Joseph's plan to send him off to "boarding school" sounded like a good idea until he killed his teacher.

[@julianguastadisegno]

The last excerpt reminded me a lot of Dante's Divine Comedy. In fact, in Spanish the word Dantesco (Dantesque) exists and describes well an horrific scenario as the shown. I wonder how much Dante was influenced and inspire by these kind of apocryphal gospels. And I wonder how the church reacted to Dante's book.

[@theodoravonwied5441]

The church must have tolerated Dante's book, as his descriptions of hell found their way into Christian iconography. Basically it was Dante who created the later Christian image of hell.

[@imshinycaptain]

I love how the gospel of Jesus' childhood makes The Omen look like Sesame Street.

[@thorpeaaron1110]

The Gnostic Gospels were truly interesting and weird than the regular Gospels .

[@TsarOfRuss]

the weird parts are very normal to Spiritual christians... not the modern day woke Christians who cant even explain why religious people fast

[@mike-0451]

At the time they fit the ancient cosmology better than the gospel. That is to say that the gospels were a complete inversion of everything the ancient men believed about the world.

[@porkadillo9752]

@@mike-0451 In what way?

[@mike-0451]

@@porkadillo9752 The Gnostics belief system rhymed with the ancient people’s idea of an “original divorce from divinity” and the idea of a “cursed cosmos”, where the world is evil and must be escaped. Christianity affirms the world as God’s good creation, rather than a malign and imbalanced work of a “mason god” or “demiurge.”

[@porkadillo9752]

@@mike-0451 You say "ancient people's" but what you should really be saying is "hellenized" peoples. The Jews and Zoroastrians never adhered to the cosmology you just described.

[@Maidaseu]

Jesus didn't kill the children. He just invited them to meet his real dad. It was all done in good faith.

[@PyrusFlameborn]

Jesus: "wanna meet my dad?" Neighbour's kid: "sure?" Jesus: *yeets child of roof*

[@Jim-Mc]

"...open thy gates [of Hades] that the king of glory may come in" -Jesus. "Let the lord of the black land come forth that justice may be done upon him" -Aragorn at the Black Gate. I feel like Tolkien was remembering this when he wrote that scene.

[@stevetournay6103]

Tolkien was Christian, and very learned, so it is quite likely he read much noncanonical scripture as well as the orthodox Bible...

[@George-ur8ow]

It's quoting Psalm 24, almost verbatim. This is the Harrowing of Hades, which is an important part of Apostolic Christianity, especially Orthodoxy.

[@adnanben784]

Jesus was a prophet and messenger ! THIS GOSPEL PROVE IT !

[@dcs4947]

Child Jesus was basically an horror movie about a child with super powers

[@paulbirkbeck1790]

Brightburn

[@denisemasters1933]

Now I see why these books were banned

[@jwowowowowo]

@@The-Underground-Man The Infancy Gospel of Thomas and the Gospel of Thomas are not the same thing

[@The-Underground-Man]

@@jwowowowowo Yes, you're right !! Thanks for correcting me!!The Infancy Gospel of Thomas is Gnostic text witch is completely different religion from Christianity but when I saw that title that these texts are left out from the Bible I made a mistake because of it. So at first I thought it was about the real Gospel of Thomas. Because how can a Gnostic text be included in the Bible ? Only Christian texts can be left out from the Bible so the title confused me, as well as many viewers who saw this video. That is exacly the biggest problem about this video. Gnosticism is a religion that is strongly opposed to Christianity so it makes sense that Gnostic gospels speak about Jesus killing people. Gnostics believed that Christian God is an evil God who captured humans in the material world. Video is presented like these texts are purposefully hidden by the Christian church and they were excluded from the Bible, but the problem is that it wasn't even considered if they are going to be in the Bible or not. Thank you again for correcting my statement !! You're 100% right !!

[@octavianorogesmusic]

Ok is it just me or does the last excerpt scare the hell out of me way more than current church warnings

[@SStupendous]

Church scares the hell out of you?

[@jonhall2274]

Lol at a multithousand year old mythological, imaginary, fairytale scaring someone. 😂😆😂

[@2nostromo]

Got cash? Let me tell you about Dispensations friend.

[@dre6289]

​@@jonhall2274wait till you find our creationism is almost a mathematical certainty.

[@aramwatters]

It's about damn time someone brought more awareness to these.

[@SStupendous]

Indeed, New Testament fanfiction written long after the "canonical" gospels needs deep awareness.

[@thursoberwick1948]

Some of these have been available for centuries.

[@esoterika7774]

​@@SStupendousthe synodic gospels came at least ten years after the Gnostic gospels. You sound so uneducated.

[@richmondlandersenfells2238]

@@SStupendous wow you almost made me give a damn!

[@tkpartida]

This is ridiculous. My spirit strongly rejects this blasphemy.

[@aimeelynn4137]

Jesus is the one true King. He has blessed me and saved me time and time again. His love for us is amazing. Prayers for everyone 🙏🏽 ❤

[@marciacharles2639]

AMEN ❤👏

[@shon7648]

Sure... just don't stop your methadone treatments.

[@aimeelynn4137]

@@shon7648 Never done meth. I pray that God allows your mentality level to rise. It rises, by not assuming, is the first step.

[@shon7648]

Lithium then?

[@shon7648]

Or just a lot of weed and alcohol?

[@sea_triscuit7980]

I highly implore all of you to read "Lamb" by Christopher Moore. He's a comedy/fantasy author who's books take place mostly in modern times.. "Lamb" is about Jesus and his best friend Biff, who the story is told from the perspective of.. to give an example, the first pages have Jesus and his little brother playing with a lizard, the brother keeps smashing it with a rock killing it. Jesus would put it in his mouth for a second and it would come back to life so they did this over and over as curious children would haha. His other works are, "Practical Demonkeeping" and "The Stupidest Angel". He's got plenty of others, but these are his more religious works.

[@farcenter]

It's like that twilight zone episode with the boy who sends people to the "cornfields".

[@LevitatingCups]

You forgot the one where he says "its morbin' time".

[@selfloathingweekly]

As a Catholic we don't accept these because they were likely written CENTURIES after the death of the Apostles. We don't know who wrote these. Hence why we don't accept them.

[@jakobjiannuzzi6871]

Wooohooo GLORY2JESUS alas, Jesus come. Blessings beloved ❤

[@Heirtovenus]

Young jeezy was a savage back in his youth he got calm as the years went by but he always kept a circle of bosses

[@michaelpope2886]

These weren't exactly "left out of the bible". I've read some of these, and they are hardly on the same level as the canonical gospels. In terms of writing style, content and memorability, they are essentially first-century fan fiction.

[@drgonzo305]

Jesus was John wick as a kid, dropping bodies left and right. He ain’t turning the other cheek, he’s snatching the life out of you in front of their parents.

[@josephineacolicol1990]

The Mercy of the Son of God is great!!! ❤❤❤

[@NakedOwl501]

It's pretty funny how childhood jesus basically called another guy gay for ruining his sand castle.

[@obbeachbum69]

Not gospels. Basically fan fiction written hundreds of years after Jesus was born.

[@uberfeel]

Ancient Gnostic conspiracy theories is much more fitting name.

[@Maidaseu]

The gospels is also fan fiction as it's was wrote by a group of Anonymous people who never meet Jesus. Also easy to call it fiction as there's loads of mention of magic and miracles.

[@olorin4317]

It's all fan fiction. Too bad Jesus didn't actually write something definitively himself with multiple witnesses. You'd think we would have foreseen the controversies.

[@obbeachbum69]

@@Maidaseu Textbook Dunning-Kruger effect 😂

[@obbeachbum69]

@@olorin4317 Weird how despite the fact Christ lived in a time of largely oral tradition, where only the elite were literate eg. Luke & Paul), that all those fishermen and farmers didn't maintain a daily blog 😆

[@Eve14ever]

It's easy to mock what is not understood. I was touched by the truth in Jesus's words, even at a young age. He spoke truth with power and authority, this manifested instant results. I love how these texts refute others that state Jesus went to India to learn what He needed to be able to teach as He did later in life. It is obvious, He was born different, an open valve to His Father, the truth in totality immersed in flesh. Hallelujah!

[@brothercarlos6944]

He did go to india not to learn but to teach those who have ears to hear about the kingdom and the father rebuking the teachings of the brahma priests. Disputing the books of the vedas... which where their traditional writings given to the indian people preferably the upper and middle class.

[@82dorrin]

Sooo... Jesus was an edgy kid?

[@TheeAmethystEmpress6589]

Classic Hero's Journey.

[@TheeAmethystEmpress6589]

@@alifesh exactly 💯 👏 lmao Did you see my Voldamort comment?

[@TheSatanel]

I have told many people about these stories. No one wanted to believe young Jesus committed indiscriminate jealous & angry murder. The fury of an omnipotent child.

[@krunchy8118]

I've read the Infancy Gospel from other sources but this is the first time I've heard it told that Jesus killed more than one person. Those poor people buried their kid for him to be raised again later but die again underground. That's rough.

[@au7-721]

Well its not true so it doesn't matter.

[@TheCalmack]

I read about a non-canon Gospel where Jesus escaped death, swapping with the poor sucker who helped carry his cross, while he watched from a nearby hill "roaring with laughter". It sounds like everyone was writing them before the church stamped it out a few hundred years later. You love to see it

[@shinigummyl1586]

How old is that gospel? Whoever wrote it is most likely a massive troll

[@WillWilsonII]

@@shinigummyl1586 I believe it is the gnostic writing from the Nag Hamadi library, called The Apocalypse of Peter (there is another book known as that)

[@savioblanc]

The Quran adopted that view of Jesus too, claiming Allah turned Judas' face into Jesus' face and then he got crucified after betraying Jesus. Jesus escaped crucifixion.

[@TheCalmack]

​@@evan_vangelisskoupras3085 I'm not a historian, but I read about it from Tom Holland's In the Shadow of the Sword (who is a historian). His reference is the Qur'an 4.119, 6.138 and 6.121, but in the text he says that the story is from Basilides who was an early Christian Gnostic from Alexandria The Gnostics are an odd bunch and I think a lot of Christians of the time would have viewed them as "tasteless" as well, but they certainly seem sincere in their beliefs Escaping execution from the Romans is also a powerful myth if your main interest in Jesus is in his qualities as being subversive to the Roman Empire (and if you don't value martyrdom as a strategy to achieve that). I don't know if this is Basiledes, but the Gnosticism in general was certainly subversive to power

[@TheCalmack]

@@WillWilsonII Thanks for that. I looked into it and the author's reference is the Qur'an 4.119, 6.138 and 6.121, but in the text he says that the story is from Basilides who was an early Christian Gnostic from Alexandria

[@BoneFrossil]

Yoinks, he started out a psychopath.

[@9395gb]

Can you please provide resources/citations for these stories? By that I mean ones that scholar can look at?

[@jorgecrowtatsrodriguez4793]

9"Many times I struck your gardens and vineyards, destroying them with blight and mildew. Locusts devoured your fig and olive trees, yet you have not returned to me," declares the LORD. 10 "I sent plagues among you as I did to Egypt. I killed your young men with the sword, along with your captured horses.

[@TrevorKeenAnimation]

Interesting - I didn't know it was unlawful to create living sparrows out of clay on the Sabbath. I'll have to stop doing it.

[@missionrd100]

DC comics used to have Superbaby stories in their Superboy comics. I liked them a lot when I was a kid. Very entertaining and very humorous as well. Some things never change.

[@jmitterii2]

This is like the Omen Jesus. Creepily making sparrows from clay, then they fly away. And killing everyone's kids.

[@PlanetZoidstar]

I love how the townspeople are only mildly annoyed when a young Jesus went around spamming Power Word: Kill on their children.

[@AYVYN]

I feel bad for hurting a kid’s feelings in first grade, this dude was dehydrating kids like beef jerky

[@hawkmaster381]

Jesus’ behavior as a little boy is absolutely normal. All little boys would behave like that especially if they found out they had such abilities and power. Sound’s totally realistic to me.

[@risinglogosbear1208]

Great video, I hope you do more about the gospels.

[@jesussavesbygrace874]

These writing weren’t “left out of the Bible”, they never belonged there to begin with. I’m sure a lot of you are aware but for those who aren’t as informed: these were all written by non-Christians who were part of the gnostic movement that arose out of North Africa in the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th centuries. So where as the Gospel of Matthew was written around 50AD by an individual who witnessed the life and ministry of Jesus Christ, the Gospel of Thomas was wrote as late as 136AD by a nonbeliever who wasn’t living at the time of Jesus, certainly not an eyewitness. Actually the father of Gnosticism is reported to be Simon the sorcerer by Irenaeus(a Christian)in the 2nd century in “Against Heresies”, this figure(Simon)is rebuked by Peter in Acts 8:9-25 for his unbelief. Paul and John actually spent time in their writings discrediting this movement’s false doctrine as well, Paul in 1Timothy6:20-21, John in 1John1:5-10, 1John4:1-3, 2John7-11, etc. So these writings are old, and if you love history(like myself and so many)they are interesting, but they were wrote by gnostics who were/are non-Christian. While they have a place in their religion, they have no place in the Bible or Christianity. You should always be able to interpret scripture by scripture without contradiction, these writing along with many others(Koran, Talmud, Book of Mormon, Catholic Cataclysm, etc.)contradict what’s already in scripture, that’s always your first clue that they were wrote by man and not God. Hope this helps anyone who is genuinely curious-Lord Bless

[@ohdehhan]

Ah, but the NT canon was decided by the Roman emperor Constantine and the Council of Nicaea in AD 325... so if they were written before that, they were indeed left out. Science bless.

[@jesussavesbygrace874]

@@ohdehhan The council of Nicaea had absolutely nothing to do with deciding the canon, it was solely about deciding what the church believed about the person of Jesus Christ. It was organized to refute the growing trend of Arianism which viewed Christ as a created being rather than co-equal and co-eternal with the Father and the Spirit. The council of Nicaea declared God as a Triune God(according to the scripture), Father, Son, and Holy Spirit-Three Persons, One God. Nothing was discussed about what books should be included or left out of the scripture. Please sir, do your own research in order to learn, not to debate(I’m embarrassed for you). The Lord has blessed us with true science, which is based off of His Word as a foundation🤦🏼‍♂️Lord Bless✝️

[@ohdehhan]

@@jesussavesbygrace874 Regardless if I got my councils mixed up, my point is that the canon was decided in the 4th century, after the books in the video were written.

[@jesussavesbygrace874]

@@Magoover1 An omniscient being is fluent in all dialects, not to mention all knowing means He’s knows your heart better than you. There’s no mystery as far as souls being saved, it’s actually very simple: we’re all rotten, God is morally perfect(Holy)so he must punish our sins. In order to remain perfectly just and perfectly merciful He entered into His own creation in order to live the sinless life that He requires of us before dying the death in order to pay the debt that His holy justice requires. In doing so, all who repent(turn from their sins), and trust alone(believe)in Jesus for salvation are granted eternal life as a free gift. Jesus(who is God), satisfied holy justice taking our sins upon himself while earning us perfect merit in their place by living a sinless life on our behalf. It doesn’t get more simple or clear than that, and no Christian lives on blind faith: it’s apparent that Jesus came, died on the cross, rose from the dead and ascended to heaven and will return(if there’s any questions the Word of God answers all and more). I’m sorry you’re so confused and reluctant to humble yourself before your Creator, actually His word speaks in detail of individuals like yourself and myself also before I came to know Him in Romans 1:18-25, there is nothing lacking in the 66 books of the Bible which was wrote by Him through men. If anything is lacking it is within you

[@ragantate3995]

I had a teacher in (community) college who shared these tales.

[@Leilanikake]

You win the award for the best Jesus to advertisement Segway!🥇

[@bonsang1073]

13:28 AYO !!!! does anyone understand what that means ? 'they'll destroy the one that bears me ? you'll sacrifice the human that bears me ? holy moly !!!! the historical value of that sentence is off the charts, this video should have a billion views, do your job, blighted algorithm.

[@Sebastian-ib2ww]

I don't get it

[@bonsang1073]

@@Sebastian-ib2ww there is a theory growing in popularity stating that angels were/are biological entities living inside chosen humans.

[@deeRay7292]

man this is some "It's a Good Life" twilight zone episode real shit right here.

[@Skinwalkerhunter-e8w]

Wait! The second gospel. Did it really say Hades? The Greek God of the underworld?

[@farleyharper1270]

yeah, Hades is a greek god and shouldn't appear in the Bible

[@EricVidfarne]

One fairytale isn't that much stranger than another....

[@mike-0451]

What is your fairy tale of the world? Survival of the fittest?

[@Tzimiskes3506]

@@mike-0451 lol. Average internet atheists and their "scientific" prowess apparently.

[@mike-0451]

@@Tzimiskes3506 or perhaps his is “will to power” or “the evil of being” or “shatter and restore by shattering once more,” but I doubt he has read that much…

[@Maidaseu]

@@mike-0451 Science isn't a fairytale. Look at the Bible. Now look around you at cars, computers, airplanes, the internet, machines, telescopes etc. Big difference.

[@Maidaseu]

@@mike-0451 Although fantasy stories and myths are fun only really ignorant people would base reality on them.

[@matthewvanwyhe1498]

Unknown authors, and all copies were written hundreds of years after the events. These sound more like myth, and the real gospels are written like historical accounts.

[@amberinthebox4462]

When I hear stories of people being punished in hell my heart breaks. Why do people hurt each other and use each other. Especially the people who have nothing. They get used the most.

[@bbirda1287]

The first story gives me Twilight Zone vibes, "Wish it into the cornfield, Andy, please" Andy replied, "He was a bad man."

[@PeaceLoveHonor]

There's an original Star Trek episode or 2 with similar themes of powerful misbehaving children, as well.

[@marciacharles2639]

Jesus was not bad is people was bad to him .

[@jenkins80526]

Why did he make 12 sparrows? Why not 9 or 3? That number is specifically emphasized in the story and that seemed to be of some importance. He did end up having 12 diciples but I don't know if that correlates to this story.

[@SStupendous]

This was made some time after the main gospels, whoever wrote this probably came up with that number from the disciples, probably has some relation

[@michaelbennett7894]

The number twelve carries religious, mythological and magical symbolism, generally representing perfection, entirety, or cosmic order in traditions since antiquity.

[@SStupendous]

@@michaelbennett7894 Hmm, yes. A lot like the number 13 and the number 3.

[@jenkins80526]

@@michaelbennett7894 Thank you for that answer. I didn't know that! But I have been spending quite a bit of time watching videos like this and it's been very good for me.

[@reymartampus4411]

Those aren't books left out of the Bible, they don't belong there to begin with.

[@michaelwills1926]

Says who?

[@BarackObamaJedi]

The gospel of Nicodemus is mind blowing - I never expected Hades and Satan to have a chat about Jesus. Goes to show the theory that theoi and elohim are the same beings across mythologies and across actual histories of different peoples

[@slowvega]

I told my friend that his sick mother was not going to die yet, it wasn't her time. He went back home and she was doing much better. She just had a cold, anyway. They've called me jesus ever since then for that miracle. I tell em, hell it ain't nothing.

[@Lucia-sy7le]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@elissasangi-hd9om]

Oh, this was wonderful and way too short 🌹✝️🌹

[@TheSohoClub]

Good Lord 😳 Why did I feel like that’s exactly how I feel in my community. It’s a shame the religion/religions we have today are so grocery carted.

[@perrionhurd7509]

This is why you don't give kids superpowers.😆

[@Lucia-sy7le]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣AMEN

[@jamesguschke9338]

Thank you for reading this aloud and sharing it to us. Thank you for the validation.

[@paulapridy6804]

Every exposure of texts not included tells us more about what hypocrisy has hidden.