VR Rant №294129 - Jerma VR Games Stream Recap

[@funiboi5792]

Jerma is literally the size of ratatouille, he just controls the cook using his little hands

[@a_soup_can]

_he's the tiny rat that makes all of the foods_

[@jeremytitus9519]

let’s see what kind of truffles he can get himself into

[@grrrrrr231]

did you just refer to REMMIE as RATATOUILIIE what the fuck is wrong with you even the PSYCHO streamer himself wouldn't do that.

[@carto4028]

I mean technically he IS controlling the cook with his hands.

[@Weyk47]

@@grrrrrr231 oh, no that's ratatouille.

[@rankus]

the shit he made up about pushing through a crowd to stop his roommate from microwaving a fish had me in fucking tears and the kitchen nightmares scary sound effect killed me

[@Goozeeeee]

Genuine gold when he’s not RAGING

[@stevengatto5718]

Everyone who didn’t watch the stream needs to understand that the Blair witch project part where he got lost was literally like an hour long

[@Etherman7]

Jerma: complains about VR in general Also Jerma: refuses to move on from poorly translated, buggy asset flip game with bullet sponge enemy because it "has potential". Never change Jerma

[@creator-link]

Stop playing after 15 minute of the cool spy game because of a bug :(

[@JacobKinsley]

@@creator-link sunken cost fallacy

[@magma5267]

Yeah lol he plays like 2016 VR Games and then complains

[@JacobKinsley]

@@creator-link as much as I like that game it has "game you get in a 2020 ultimate vr indie bundle as collateral from wanting to get some other game in the 20 dollar tier" energy

[@PistenDeer]

The "NEXT GAME PLEASE" (not in the highlight) he read out was mine, it really was a shitshow. Fucking hilarious though.

[@xudle4308]

love these recap videos for someone like me who cant catch the streams

[@Egoryotu]

If i had to watch the full streams i would be just as insane as jerma.

[@FecketJ]

Chat makes the streams unbearable imo

[@Conklin03]

"How is that a torch? This is a flashlight." Off to a great start already.

[@fredflintstonefan39]

Only people from British will understand this

[@greenmeadowduelist5225]

I thought it was just a bad translation of flashlight lol

[@patata6868]

How is it possible that I, a girl from Spain and a non-native english speaker (obv.), know that torch can also mean flashlight but Jerma somehow doesn't??

[@zeallust8542]

@@patata6868 Because theyre commonly called Torches in Europe and *never* called torches in the USA. So odds are, youve heard it called a torch before, despite not being a native speaker

[@iblame_nargles]

25:50 These lil moments where Jerma makes himself laugh from his own joke before telling/showing us the joke is my favourite 30:32 literally that seal

[@Nick-fy2tf]

18:03

[@Voc_spooksauce]

@@Nick-fy2tf Doppio

[@RetroNitro_TV]

Jerma discovers the English way of saying "flashlight" _Stay tuned for when he encounters "colours"_

[@bittins4199]

Game: "Press A to open bonnet" clearly indicating the hood of a car Jerma: "Ok, press a to open bonnet. What, like a baby bonnet? Is there a baby here? I don't see a baby, where is the baby? Chat, do you see a baby? *Spends 5 minutes looking for a baby and making jokes about baby clothing* Ok what am I supposed to do here? *Presses A and opens hood* What????? This is a car hood! Where is the baby bonnet, why would they call it that?"

[@scrithen2836]

@@bittins4199 the thing about jerma is that i cant tell if he actually said this or if this is a joke

[@fredflintstonefan39]

@@bittins4199 "Now I have to open the boot? I don't see a boot! Do babies even wear boots?"

[@JacobKinsley]

"pick up the Walker's crisps", crisps? What? Like, crispy pieces of something? And no one walked past here recently, where are they? *picks up walkers crisps clearly labelled walkers crisps with a marker above it* oh, these are just Lays potato chips, I don't need these. *throws them out of bounds*

[@stellanightsk]

Going from Jerma not holstering his gun when the tutorial told him to, to hitting something with his car, to not knowing how to reload a gun, to missing the lock gave me extreme whiplash

[@Octoblimp]

average competent viewer experience

[@WDWatameVirus]

Jerma trying to cook Hamburger Helper Mac & Cheese but ended creating an Eldritch pasta hotpot with raw meat everywhere around the kitchen was so funny (Also when he said "this kitchen is so big!", thanks for the recap Chel!)

[@ElTeteh]

32:44 Jerma explains to us his irrational fear of BOMBS and LETHAL EXPLOSIVES, how cowardly

[@scrithen2836]

How is jerma is his early 840’s and still doesnt know that british “people” call flashlights torches

[@ohmeohmyohgosh]

bro we literally invented u americans

[@JacobKinsley]

Americans are litcherally just British people with a sodium addiction

[@Carbon_Soda]

I CAN'T BELIEVE he didn't play among us vr, I know the game isn't even out yet, but HE PROMISED

[@bababooey2255]

typical lying PSYCHOPATH

[@JelloJumbo]

guess what

[@cyan7244]

Never in my life have I seen a game where instead of an empty gun just going "click" like it's supposed to, you just have some invisible apparition telling you in a monotone voice to reload every time you try to shoot

[@danielbaborak3386]

I legit laughed so fucking hard at the part in blair witch where he asked chat to spam that one copy pasta and several minutes later COMPLAINING that he couldn't see the right answer in chat because everyone was spamming the same thing

[@danielbaborak3386]

also, thanks Cheltie, I watch these everyday after I come home from work

[@gaminglol1167]

I expect jerma to rant everytime he does vr

[@rakehen2689]

I think you can replace vr with stream and it still stands true 😂

[@cozybones4644]

I’m nevuh fucken’ playin’ VR evuh again, Lois

[@fredflintstonefan39]

Love how Jerma immediately guessed the twist ending to the Blair Witch game within the first 15 minutes.

[@maxgrimm9589]

Damn I must have missed his 294128th VR rant have to go save this for later

[@Sybato]

I'm surprised he was able to say the word gas that many times without breaking into an imitation of the Saw voice. (even if it'd be without the mic modifier)

[@pj1789]

Jerma never failing to showcase his morbid fear of every kitchen appliance will always gets a good laugh out of me

[@kaizerdeath12]

"Why is he grinding his teeth and foam comes out when he talks?" Impostor Jerma hasn't had any real teeth for so long the very mundane concept of brushing your teeth seems alien to him

[@familyguyfunnymoments6982]

AMONG US

[@flynn6904]

every time he imitates the kitchen nightmares 'metal grind' noise i almost pass out on the floor

[@SpaceSmurf3000]

"Little bit of mayo" Approaches with the mayo bucket

[@JacobKinsley]

How it should be

[@creature-materialiser]

Two shots of vodka

[@funnyvalentine4691]

Bros! Broskis! I think I'm gonna rant about how VR grab bag isn't most top notch experience and how gas is biggest health hazard known to man! Thank you for the highlights Cheltie, they're always a treat to watch whenever I miss the actual stream❤

[@erfaniom9576]

he doesnt like ovens he doesnt like vr headsets he doesnt like microwaves which kitchenware is this man going to hate on next?

[@JacobKinsley]

He only uses Cathy Mitchell approved cooking utensils which is why he has 200% more microplastics than the average person

[@NoNo-fe8kn]

Love when he does a Gordon Ramsey bit it’s always gold, he even got horror sound they add in every minute pretty close

[@ChaBoiNeil]

18:02 Is the best part.

[@fridgetheorem]

I wonder how the kitchen would smell after a raw fish was microwaved for 6 minutes

[@thelegalsystem]

I think if you put a chimp in VR they would have similar reactions to Jermas. Lots of screaming.

[@Im-A-Boolet]

This an awesome birthday vid, thanks Cheltie!

[@Voc_spooksauce]

You have to own an airfryer to understand this reference

[@jeremytitus9519]

EQUALLY INEPT IN ALL REALITIES

[@ralek592]

I opened up this video on the TV in our home, my brother was just passing by and suddenly he stopped when he glanced it and he stopped so fast he almost knocked a table over in the process, he asked me what I'm watching, and I looked at what I was watching. The stream was still in the "stream in orbit soon" phase, so I said nothing. He thought I was lying and stomp walked away yelling "FINE, OMAR" which woke up everyone sleeping since it was 5 AM. I am still trying to figure out what got him angry, he's a conspiracy theorist so is it the weird emoji planets? The fuck did he think I was watching?

[@JacobKinsley]

Siblings being siblings. I'm 23 and still live with mine (house prices am I right) so I'm a veteran

[@vhills6689]

42:16 is cracking me up, he's jumping up and down like he actually did shit in his pants

[@josephmotherheehee]

i was about to comment the same thing lmao its killing me

[@sirsmoothie8502]

Does anyone know the stream in which he described his ideal burger? He went super indepth with the steps and everything.

[@Necron1999]

Lol, Jerma has the diet of a college student who gave up on life but acts like he’s cooking a finely crafted selection of gourmet dishes.

[@JacobKinsley]

I love that he was complaining about herbs like bro you good?

[@carto4028]

I'm not the kind to laugh when watching things, I mean it's not that I'm not very entertained but my face kinda droops when I'm not with people but I'll have you know that the cooking game had me wheezing. When the game took the plate of lemons but left the fish I actually passed out for a bit.

[@demon794]

That was me but when the copy pasta just rushed through the chat and Jerma couldn't read it. I lost my shit because it was such a perfect "I don't know what I expected..." type of moment.

[@Fabian-dn6hs]

holy shit, awesome delivery to end my day, thank you

[@KruttGutten]

How did you manage to find 40 minutes of content in this stream???

[@alyabouwafia395]

19:43 caught me so off guard, can't stop laughing

[@theIargedude]

pregnant old man phenotype

[@hwllw464]

20:20 WTF JERMA THAT'S NOW HOW YOU COOK PASTA WHY DID YOU PUT THAT IN BEFORE THE WATER IS BOILING WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT ANY SALT JERMA WHY

[@JacobKinsley]

I'm convinced jerma loves to date people who can cook because he's so bad at it himself it's like an essential criteria.

[@okspaceman8126]

I almost believed that he could smell the food

[@cooldudemcgee4457]

Glad Jerma made my special lemon soup after I told him to 🍋

[@Stapler42]

For future me, scaredy gas is at 27:04, pregnancy mode is 36:06, worst scare is at 42:02

[@Skellington77]

I really think Jerma's sanity is getting worse, first he keeps talking to this chet person and now Holly? Actual psycho streamer

[@simonkawasaki4229]

Wise, All-powerful Gamer Girlfriend OPENLY MOCKS Local Streamer’s Poor Attempts at American Culinary

[@patrickmaloney5818]

I thought that Jerma #13 died? What happened to the original?

[@theIargedude]

i think anybody would take a walk in the woods over exploding their house

[@coolboyyo654]

why's number 13 on jermas channel

[@Plumtree1187]

Aghhh theres so many good VR games, he should play more Compound.

[@theneonllama416]

Thanks Cheeto, I fell asleep in the middle of watching the stream.

[@darks1d3rz16]

cheeto

[@hotstuff6131]

Stop falling asleep during jerma streams. Youre the 8th person I've told this to

[@jakeheez]

42:12 "holy shit in my fucking payants!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@redthe_hound]

how does he pick such BAD GAMES EVERYTIME

[@user-gk5vw4in8w]

Jerma is mad

[@andryboi8024]

Furious Seas looked really fun, sad it crashed.

[@chickenhunt5163]

18:03

[@Wheezy1]

17:28 Me when my wife has a baby but has been cheating on me

[@pothatuu]

Holy shit, you too?!

[@kinopill]

you good dude?

[@respectable-username]

Jerma Problem Sleuth Crossover

[@doifhg]

deranged streamer discovers sliced bread on stream

[@markkoncz3230]

Tonight on VRants: The Blur Witch

[@mel0dymak3r]

why does vr frighten this man so much lmao

[@huejazz998]

This feels like a fever dream

[@hyne1234]

what is that dog doing

[@totig2929]

When VR >:(

[@pingusmingus]

17:11 17:38 classic deranged streamer

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

17:11 why is he meowing?

[@Nano-hw6gn]

Number 13 is back!

[@JacobKinsley]

Why does he not just play more of vr games he enjoys instead of just playing a bit of everything? There's vr games I'd love him to play but like I would rather he just play something he wants to play instead.

[@HandlesAreShrakh]

return of the tomato soup

[@TehFrohMan]

Dude's always talking about hamburger helper and microwaving foods. Pretty sure he's never had a vegetable before...

[@JacobKinsley]

His shits are like hockey pucks

[@sznaredrum]

what was the arrow joke that he didn't read out

[@jacksobrooks]

I suspect it was about a shirt with an arrow pointing to the rump that says “free food”

[@blarpnarp]

i refuse to microwave something if it takes more than 3 minutes. i am not standing in front of a microwave for that long just staring at a spinning plate. if i wanted to make something in more than 3 minutes id make a sandwich or something not a frozen dinner that tastes like garbage

[@scrithen2836]

Theres ramen i get that tastes so fucking good that takes 7 minutes, also, you do know you dont have to stand infront of the microwave right? You can just go sit down

[@carto4028]

@@scrithen2836 You HAVE to stare it or the goblins will steal it.

[@DovahFett]

You don't have to stand there and wait for it finish. You can just set the timer, start it, and walk off to do something else. They beep when they're done for a reason.

[@M-1996A1]

If you don’t lean against the counter so close you don’t realize until the wifi on your phone cuts off from the radiation leaking you aren’t doing it right.

[@Cruxin]

what kind of psychopath stands in front of the microwave the whole time

[@Cow80y]

Cheltie > Jerma

[@Biodeamon]

jerma is scared of g-g-gas-gas-GAS-gas-g-gas

[@Punishedangelo]

wasn't he supposed to play among us vr

[@Cruxin]

HEARTLESS streamer BREAKS PROMISE to community

[@screwyyoui4120]

at 27:15 the thing you hate is called dread

[@3bags325]

Keep up the good work

[@WindowsDevPro]

3:35 An e-clown Jeremy

[@carto4028]

Jerma needs -hamburger- help -er-

[@DDLYVNM]

Does he use one of those random game picker sites to choose these VR games?

[@JoelR_]

Jerma lied about Among Us VR

[@bananabames8184]

I dont think you should be playing VR when youre pregnant...

[@commandantcarpenter]

torch

[@swingAE86]

The VR fucking sucks LMAO

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

still no scp :(

[@__werdna__5004]

can jerma play left for dead so everyone can throw propane canisters at him in game

[@billybois5745]

Blair Witch is a shit game, but watching it being played by Jerma makes it bearable

[@leadcreekmusic]

jerma is so mad about vr

[@Cowgutz]

This stream didn’t help jerma with the short accusations

[@Citrusautomaton]

hiya cheltie :)

[@JacobKinsley]

Most disappointing vr stream so far