VRISKA vs. ERIDAN

NOTE: Had to reupload due to copyright. Sorry about no background music it kept flagging as copyright lol.
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[@Okabiz_]

my favorite thing about this video is the enlightening knowledge that fairy godmother has crockercorp glasses

[@pr2747]

preemprively very mad over this video. Punching windows, gnawing on chairs, ect.

[@oddie97]

My favorite Homestuck moment is when Nepeta coughed up a hairball after tryna kill Shrek.

[@liliumaa]

It was actually really fucked up when Eridan lied about actually being Sollux to get with Feferi. Jane Crocker singing I need a hero was cool tho

[@Amporalicious]

i think you cured vriskourse

[@rotten_egg_pie]

I AM NEVER TRUSTING YOU AGAIN

[@boxycap3253]

Thanks, I thought I wanted a Homestuck video, but I needed a Shrek video

[@Kazowoklawz]

This is the most real thing ever

[@radiation8000]

everybody on twitter losing their shit n going bonkers and then it turns out to be this. you are one mad...mad man Mr. McLovin... this is peak

[@frogmaiden6015]

Clever side-stepping the whole conversation, truly fantastic

[@otherlego]

personally I think neither of them have ever done anything wrong

[@zacharybosley1935]

You have my respect

[@beywheelzhater8930]

Eridan saw the way people spoke in homestuck and made the absolute best choice to try and kill everyone

[@caseyjarmes]

This is an immaculate, deeply serious analasys. I agree with all of your takes about the deep nuances of Eridan's character.

[@keaton5101]

What do you guys think Shrek's class/aspect would be? I think maybe Knight of Rage because his story is really about staying true to himself by not fitting in, and defying the fairytale bullshit. He just has to focus that defiance in the right place instead of at everyone other than himself. Fiona would probably be a Maid of Space because for one thing she deals with the distance she has from everyone else, and her own shelteredness, but also coming to terms with her own physical appearance.

[@beywheelzhater8930]

Donkey is the bard of blood. Seems like a huge joke and is initially terrible at being a blood aspect as he only only annoyed people, but when pushed his ability to form connections always comes in clutch and he indeed destroyed Farquaad for Shrek (destroying through blood for someone else) using his aspect Specifically by rizzing up a dragon Karkat wishes his usage of the blood aspect was that effective

[@pzkitty6783]

I think Knight of Heart could fit for Shrek, given that Heart is about the soul and individuality. Knight because Knights protect their Aspect, and Shrek's loner tendencies fit in with that. He does still have to learn to open up to a few people, which fits with the common Homestuck Knight archetype of putting up emotional shields. Or layers, as it were.

[@azurabayta133]

This was an excellent video with many salient and well-conveyed points about my favorite Homestuck characters, Mixtape and What's-His-Tits. Thank you for your many wisdoms.

[@jonahhex18]

Listened to this while working. Unironically forgot this was supposed to be about Homestuck

[@dykemaxxing]

the outrage on twitter this got is HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSS

[@scottishwildcatwill3811]

Can't believe i forgot the part in homestuck where Shrek, Donkey, and Fiona played Sburb

[@eeveeonarts1453]

Clicked on this video for the homestuck Ended up getting a lecture on which Shrek movie was better Dunno who to trust anymore. Smh

[@VincereAngelos]

I've been loving all these Homestuck bait videos.

[@Generalmituna8079]

This is the type of peak Homestuck discourse we need in 2024 frfr

[@Whaprone]

oh my god HOW can you forget how vriska has to go on an adventure as a human to save terezi from being tricked by eridan? there's clearly a good guy and a bad guy here, and you just don't understand the complexities of how she and terezi had to learn how to keep loving themselves and each other despite living in a world that'd rather tear them apart

[@beywheelzhater8930]

Personally the Donkey was my favorite character

[@gmaxjayden]

The way I see it, Kyogre is surrounded. What's under the ocean? That's right, more earth.

[@demiTrashdotpng]

kyogre still has type advantage, and is cooler

[@GGoingPostal]

Probably one of the best videos ever made

[@Suxor.]

RIP ERIDA N

[@editordimentio]

Jokes aside this might be the funniest homestuck video ever.

[@tuxedoterrorist6879]

Trick question. Its actual Doc Scratch

[@bluecolt5860]

Ok you got me funk. but for fun who do you really think is worse? If anyone wants to see a video of a guy taking this question too seriously watch "A Tale of Two Vriskas" by mivnol

[@lord.rattus]

Very informative! You have changed my perspective on the world for the better. I can't thank you enough!!

[@capyhorror]

saw you post the link to this on twitter and shook my fist at the screen

[@temporalCaster]

I true deep-dive into the horrific atrocities committed by these absolute megalomaniacle psychopaths This video, much like an onion, has layers. Its critiques and insights are insightful and brutally honest, and the final segment about Eridan's possible redemption was poignant. Eridan Ampora truly did just need a Hero to avoid the villainous pitfalls Vriska fell into, encouraged, and revelled in. Thank you Funk, for allowing me to accept the ugliness in characters I love, for even if they are ogres, they are still beautiful.

[@Faunadoodlez]

I love himshrek

[@RedBleedingBult]

I love that I was enticed to think I was watching a video on how these two kinda suck but I got a video on comparing Shrek 1 and 2 and what their meaning is

[@sampfrost]

lol, truly a battle for the ages

[@xronium]

i sent this to my friend before i watched it fully and im not regretting it

[@lixxunlixxun5158]

A Video Comparing Shrek 1 and 2 That Pretends to Be About Homestuck

[@zacharybosley1935]

I'm so ready

[@lolopez8319]

i wish i was born earlier... i wang to eat shrek yogurt

[@gameygeemer4142]

Weird, I always put the emphasis on the Ket half of serket

[@d00medmagus5]

Yooooouuuuu......genius

[@burglarcat5406]

You make some interesting points and I can respect that, but ultimately, I think Eridan would be more of a Shrek the Third guy

[@beywheelzhater8930]

Personally I think Eridan is a true Shrek enjoyer who forces people to watch each movie in order anytime they go to watch any one of them, going on long rants about how land dwellers can’t appreciate a true narrative by trying to decide which movie is better than the other when they all contribute to the full Shrek experience Some say Gamzee watching Shrek 2 without ever watching the original is why he wants to commit genocide

[@gummybeef]

I think Gamzee might be worse

[@bloodfiremoon]

I like the Shrek movie where he has to go help some kid become a prince/hero guy

[@jasonlu9562]

Eridan obviously sucks more. Being a fish gotta makes you sucks more liquid into your body than a spider does.

[@TheoTC]

you already did this joke!!!!!!! >:O (i still laughed)

[@wantonwhirlpool9473]

I MUST DEFEND WOMEN

[@caligulasAquarius]

ERIDAN SWEEP.

[@doggirldoodles]

Homeshrek

[@commenterbob9601]

equius is the best one!

[@clovissy1914]

You've disappointed me, Jojo...

[@Suxor.]

rip cronus

[@caseyjarmes]

It's pronounced Ampora

[@panicatthepickle]

I blacked out for half the video but all I remember is Eridan good because cape and tumblr and Vriska bad because crimes and WOMAN! 😡

[@ldf8598]

Please delete this video. The thumbnail is very misleading. I thought I was about to watch a deep discussion on which character has the best head game, but it seems I was fooled. This should not be allowed in the Homestuck community.

[@TurbopropPuppy]

i could fix Eridan. i could make him worse

[@peckneckanimations]

my friend said the same thing sigh Too bad she’s dead now but that’s unrelated

[@Suxor.]

@@peckneckanimations oh.

[@beywheelzhater8930]

@@peckneckanimationswho starts a conversation like this?