Forbidden Spellings

spelling bee? more like spelling A+

[@andreithepro3708]

Oed the gh?

[@harnageaa]

Translation pls

[@viraaj8225]

You'll never know why I got so many likes 😏

[@KvotheMMA]

Of course Vsauce pins this comment lol

[@steveeemanny]

Where is my dictioanryyy

[@alibinnaseer]

The is gonna blow up so i comment

[@SulettaForgetta456]

I want an entire book filled with the stupidest spellings you can imagine

[@govinddwivedi582]

I am quite sure Michael is already working on it! Wait for the next Curiousity box.

[@enekaitzteixeira7010]

Me too.

[@srikrishna_97]

There already is... The English dictionary

[@Ducksaregreat]

How would you spell hello with this method?

[@GeethmaAthukorala]

@@srikrishna_97 Good one lmao

[@omsanil1077]

this is exactly what an english teacher's nightmare is

[@owenhopkins4239]

Bro this is *my* worst nightmare

[@kindal5671]

​@@owenhopkins4239 this is *our* worst nightmare

[@Truebro79]

and also a non native english speaker trying to learn English.

[@padgodlol6063]

My english teacher last year was so cool. He showed us these words and didn't mark someone down for using one in their assignment

[@Lowseeds]

Ew, whats that pfp?

[@paulopipoka]

''you know what that means... G H O T I'' -you, me, gas station guy

[@ferigood26]

you, me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner?

[@aaryakasegaonkar3120]

Sushi ofcourse!

[@paulopipoka]

uh oh, there was a rupee inside of our gas station sushi!

[@ManicDymanic]

We pass out and wake up in a sewer

[@MossIsMossy]

we're surrounded by fish

[@amog8202]

I'd argue it's the "hoi" in choir that makes the why sound.

[@oryxcalrissian6917]

Yeah, and we can thank the French for thet

[@esqueletaceo]

I know I wasn't the only one who thought this and that Michael was just being dumb

[@hrn8935]

nah thhe ir was making the "er" sound so the ho had to have made the y sound

[@juncheok8579]

But then "r" would make an "err" sound and that's even worse

[@imkali181]

@@juncheok8579 the r makes an r sound what a shocker

[@devam8192]

"Don't worry, the spelling exam won't be that hard." *The spelling exam*

[@InstagramUser2]

I can’t bench 800, because my content is better!

[@riddhiranjan7705]

yea bro just probably created a synonym for every word

[@andrewmerritt9113]

That exam really is like that

[@cementsimen]

@devam8192 that what a really creative comment!😂 I love it🤣

[@Cheesepuff8]

I feel like Ghoti doesn’t work, because isn’t ti only pronounced “sh” when it’s tion And maybe same with t being “ch”, because it only really does that when it’s ctu, since ch is easier to pronounce that ctu Maybe I’m wrong though

[@KozaqV]

Man's about to make the most confusing coded language

[@sennthemanwin98]

Here before this blows up

[@Zaywitha8]

Also here

[@gorochu4287]

It's called english 😂

[@InstagramUser2]

I can’t bench 800, because my content is better!

[@cooldude-iz6ew]

yooo same picture

[@ryankingdavid2585]

Bro ruined English for some innocent guy learning the language 😂

[@monstar1568]

Me at the spelling bee explaining why my word that i spelled is correct:

[@leonardocanella7437]

Vsauce really shouting "WHY?!" while holding a piece of cardboard saying "HO" 💀💀💀

[@samsiggers5383]

Isn't that how we call our Ho's? With a why. Fuck that makes little sense.

[@nukedude2433]

Hose

[@aramisvanaquin827]

Gonna be great for the next vsauce out of context video

[@knaughta.masso-kist5944]

It's actually a commentary on choosing to be a ho. Why be a ho? Why!? lol

[@lnteIIigence]

​@@knaughta.masso-kist5944'cause money!

[@Miss_Trillium]

Congrats, vsauce, you turned English into Eldritch

[@robertnett9793]

*Unintentionally* summoning an Outer God. Or IS he?

[@kimarna]

English is 3 languages stacked in a trenchcoat, it stalks other languages in dark alleyways and rifles thru their pockets for loose vocab

[@antwerp-six]

he turned it into ianglase

[@Jo-er6tw]

@@kimarna hide your vocabs, hide your verbs. Hide you adjectives and hide in your tolot. For English is coming, it will be here soon. in the dark alley, under the moon. It riffles and trifles, steals and plunders. Tis the language, spoken down under. English is coming, it will be here soon. English is coming, it’s coming for you.

[@FlammingHot770]

​@@robertnett9793 no thanks

[@ElephantLover0331]

Bro this guy could convince me I have seven fingers on each hand

[@pineapple872]

You have

[@myloveca]

When the teacher says spell it out:

[@joseanaya342]

Dude broke the fifth wall and talked to the language creators for this one

[@see-ya-later]

fax :skull:

[@see-ya-later]

@@just_a_normal_nut wouldnt that be a bit hypocritical coming from you though

[@waffledog7756]

​@@see-ya-later r/woosh

[@see-ya-later]

@@waffledog7756 oh was that a joke 💀

[@eclat4641]

The language “they fear!”

[@vigilant3263]

petition for this man to play the riddler in the next batman movie

[@cement_eater]

could play a solid lex luthor tbh

[@32bit27]

​@@cement_eater ooo ..interesting

[@lukestarkiller1470]

He would give Batman an existential crisis

[@ladislav6188]

Poor Batman 😢

[@phame1225]

- Hello Batman, Riddler here... or am I?

[@reynXIII]

As a non-native english speaker, bro just made this shit ten times harder

[@bibici_]

"Hey, Vsauce Michael here, your home security is really safe..... OR IS IT?"

[@Oioioi1920]

Chill 💀

[@Luke_chen69420]

*Moon men starts playing*

[@randomwanderer75]

@@Luke_chen69420 You see, your home, at [REDACTED] in the city of [Idk] (Continue pls11!1)

[@flamingpaxtsc]

VSauce doesn’t age. It simply continues existing

[@purge2481]

I like how he's just referred to as "it" here

[@vaisakhkm783]

@@purge2481 it's a higher level being...

[@aqup_]

​@@purge2481 It is what it is

[@fogyer]

​@PURGE It is a unnatural being from the stars of the cosmos. Its intelligence is too strong for us mere mortals to comprehend. We must bow before the VSauce, for he knows all and will guide us into the future.

[@dusannestorovic5699]

I've been watching them for over 10 years now, and yes they're still the same (this is a good thing)

[@CletusTheFetusDeletus]

Vsauce could literally start spitting out flat out false facts but everyone would believe him as he watches himself burn the world down

[@milesfann33]

At least we'd have waffles!

[@arandomsupra]

Are you the one who keeps Waffle House open?

[@Zybuki]

I mean that is pretty much what’s happening in this video lol, it’s not technically accurate

[@freelifematters6193]

Yeah I can’t even believe this. So dumb

[@lunar_moth777]

​@@Zybuki I meeaaan

[@SeriouslyWhatShouldMyNameBe]

The aggressive “WHY” got me 💀

[@irateinwit]

He just open sourced the questions of a language learner !

[@SudeepJoshi22]

Don't share this to English learning people, they might quit immediately.

[@NX-Delta]

nah, dat's ok

[@Thought.Strings]

there's much, much worse

[@NX-Delta]

@@Thought.Strings worse*

[@Thought.Strings]

@@NX-Delta thx, the irony though XD. I swear it was auto correct

[@VammainenLehma]

Every ignorant native speaker ever:

[@Galardomond]

As a non-native speaker, this hurts.

[@gungrave6923]

As a native speaker with a grudge against their own language this hurts

[@osheridan]

​@@gungrave6923 sorry about my bad English, it's my first language:(

[@Dismuth]

@@osheridan Sorry about my bad first language, it's English.

[@WootmansayWOOT]

As a native speaker, this hurts.

[@osheridan]

@@Dismuth Cooloe ubaot mi bat gherct langwij, itc Inglish

[@Mouse886]

Doctor: Its a boy! Vsauce: or is it?..

[@Lukex2718]

"Damn, bro changed the meaning of Santa Claus" "HO HO HO HO HO HO"

[@vbflame5645]

At this point, Vsauce can make you believe anything.

[@Terraria1.4.4]

"we all exist. Or do we? "

[@BableBeatsQuality]

WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS?

[@JmMateo933]

He is a professional gaslighter

[@themelancholyofgay3543]

it's michael, we are vsauce.

[@Sylfposts]

Tbh anyone with like basic linguistic knowledge can be like "wtf he on about"

[@theenddragon9]

Alternate universe: “This is how I spell church. Heh, it’s wrong” *video ends*

[@TheJStale]

omg xD

[@joelwashere5382]

Lol

[@anaklngameplayer2549]

Underrated

[@Existing_here]

That's funnier than it should be

[@chyka-937]

Lol

[@KingDeadMan]

Yup, time to create a new language based off English pronunciations. 😂

[@TheFellerHasAChannelGodDamnIt]

Someone should make an entire book written like this.

[@OttoScott76]

There is something kinda close. Spoken accents transcribed by phonetics instead of the proper English words. A few older books did it like Finnigan's Wake and Paradise but it's making a comeback with memes about mumble rappers, politicians, and some other stuff where the target's lack of proper pronunciation is transcribed as the phonetics.

[@Jakes_psyche]

I’m gonna report you for horrible ideas 😂

[@silksongreactions]

That would end up being complete gibberish but if it had hard set rules at the beginning or end listed it would be interesting

[@uncleexodus]

That would be the only book that should actually be banned

[@PoisonFlower765]

I'm gonna do that

[@iamjustice4063]

Bro's brain has ascended to an unexplored dimension.

[@awiliong6433]

yea

[@legoshorts7818]

Actually, the letters make the sounds cause of the letters next to them

[@legoshorts7818]

So he's technically wrong

[@Captain_Croissant3546]

@@legoshorts7818 bro is the definition of 🤓

[@danko_rosete]

he ran out of things to talk about from this dimension

[@Wendeta-hq2cp]

Nice! As someone who has studied linguistics, I love when people play around with phonology!

[@monkey_D_luffy68132]

We can make a whole ass new language with this tactic💀

[@gri.0]

"your new born baby is healthy, or is it?" *intense vsauce music starts playing*

[@Uncle_the_one_shot_kid]

"Your bed is pretty clean or is it" intense vsauce music radits from your bed

[@taitano12]

"Well, considering that cannibalism is known to cause problems, and newborns would be lacking in nutritional value, the answer is, of course, no... HOWEVER..."

[@gri.0]

"... babies also have soft spots, which need to harden from nutrition, which means your baby could be a cannibal, BUT..."@@taitano12

[@FloppaStudios_]

Gh can make the f[u]ck sound *intense vsauce mucis starts playing*

[@novanebulous1999]

You are alive *pulls gun* or are you?

[@static_rn]

"The GH makes a fuck sound."

[@Floor773]

the way vsauce says it is so funny lol

[@miketeavee3085]

oed the ghoque? gh=enough o=done que=unique

[@static_rn]

@@miketeavee3085 bi-bisexual bi-bisexual bibi now means bye bye

[@lucasb8828]

@CalvinIsA4YearOldBabyBoyIRLhe is just joking

[@snasmania]

I READ THIS COMMENT AS SOON AS THAT PART WAS SAID LOL

[@trollge_games_player]

"It's wrong, or is it?" Is the equivalent of gus saying "i was acting, or was i?"

[@beefeeboi6317]

"Your house has really good security... or does it?"

[@vishnujith83]

VSauce is creating his own language

[@generalgrievous8311]

Wdym? He’s just showing us the side of English that is already there, but no one wants to see. Except for me tbh.

[@duckified.]

@@generalgrievous8311 i mean, it's english, just used incorrectly. you COULD make your own language based off of that

[@jacob6360]

@@generalgrievous8311 damn we got the Language Lieutenant here

[@EvanVilux]

i already did it and its been like 10 days I've been using that

[@generalgrievous8311]

@@jacob6360 I think you meant to say, “Ah yes, the negotiator.”

[@CivicRadar]

Man really started going insane in the end " Why why WHY *WHY* " 💀💀

[@dawnstag7267]

Ho ho HO HO*

[@CivicRadar]

@@dawnstag7267 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@marisakirisame1st]

​@@dawnstag7267 is that what santa says when he reads the wish lists?

[@hmascuba]

​@@marisakirisame1st yes!!! I now truly understand Santa's feelings towards humanity existence. "HO, HO, HO, HO, HO!" 🤣🤦‍♂️

[@hmascuba]

​@Dont_click_this_profile_ Ok 👌👍

[@WitherRagewastaken]

He's rethinking his choices at the end

[@hardw0od]

My girl gets mad when I call her a 'Why'

[@f1_ciao]

"The gh makes the f*ck sound"💀

[@robosing225]

Ghch gh is fff sound and ch makes k sound like in enoch. So ghch it.

[@Eviesg_furrytherian]

My dirty mind heard that too 💀

[@softicecream3322]

🥨

[@Orthodoxan]

Bro really copied me and got more likes 😭

[@f1_ciao]

@@Orthodoxan bruh i didn't even see your comment

[@aife293]

Send this to your friends that are learning English as their second language. They will never sleep again.

[@QwonDrea]

English is my first language and I’m still never sleeping again

[@p.hardy9372]

Everybody that learns english as 2nd or 3rd language knows its a fucked up language. An i say this with swiss german as first and french as second language.

[@bennettdees853]

r/foundsatan

[@anandjd-wx7gq]

i have english as a second language and this is kinda dumb

[@N-5J]

bro, it is my second language, and yep, i will never sleep again, i was like :o wtf, was i wrong all my life?.

[@user-vz1ms1qn1h]

Teacher: the test isn’t hard The test:

[@theninjustice138]

We need more of these to make a secret Vsauce language

[@QueueWithACapitalQ]

Imagine if English was phonetically consistant

[@Janternal]

AHHHHHHHHHH

[@irrespondible]

Uh.... NOPE

[@FriedrichTheGreatest]

Then it wouldn't make any cents

[@thewzterminator]

​@@FriedrichTheGreatestahhhh I sea what you did there

[@nampham162]

English needs to be phonetically INconsistent because Oxford and numerous English schools are making heck a lot of money from it.

[@HasekuraIsuna]

A Swedish language professor recently said "we only accept the weird quirks of English because the language is so common and we know it"

[@UNLONDON]

Bro english is full of contradictions

[@Reyob]

​@@UNLONDONlet me introduce you to romance languages...

[@UNLONDON]

@@Reyob bruh, I speak Spanish

[@Reyob]

@@UNLONDON and I speak French and both our language are mess up

[@UNLONDON]

@@Reyob bro what were Romans thinking

[@thatwardrobeguy]

i want an entire language like this

[@charismathis9210]

These people just find a way to make my dyslexia worse every day

[@gagandeepsingh8392]

Bro turned English into a calculus problem 💀

[@nightglide_]

And made the wavy shape on the graph into an amogus 💀

[@heotapgym-piggym2460]

Kaokyulits

[@Thatguyelijah1]

oed

[@SB-br4lt]

Bro created his own language 💀💀💀💀💀

[@Sana.banana.]

372 comments and no likes? Wait-

[@ZAR-ZARRAY]

fax

[@zelithfang2365]

Nah man, you could 100% make a written and maybe spoken fully coded secretly language by doing this and people would be certain you speaking gibberish

[@kkbad4009]

I mean he remixed english 💀

[@somerandomdude1769]

​@@kkbad4009 *remixed

[@ThatOneGammaRay]

English is basically if you chewed up all latin languages, spat it on the sidewalk, and mixed in some extra borrowing

[@Hank0011]

"Or is it?" Famous words we well never forget

[@wiffleberrie]

bro's making a whole new language💀

[@ThatPixelHistory]

Frr

[@YuMz69]

He is speaking with his galactic might Only those with infinite knowledge understand it

[@littlegamers1693]

Nah, bro fixing the English language

[@morrownow]

Or is he?

[@engtilde]

Really?? What’s it called

[@kosc88]

If you realize that silent letters are a thing, you can basically write any combination of letters and spell it however you want.

[@govinddwivedi582]

You just hacked the universe.😮

[@patu8010]

What did you say about my mother?!

[@fragglegoth]

Monstrous!! (That's the first M in mnemonic, the second O in chocolate, the N in damn! the S in apropos the TR is true the OU in coup the S in bourgeois)

[@TheEpicNoob]

⁠@@fragglegoth so, you’re saying “Trou”?

[@Ducksaregreat]

@@TheEpicNoob he’s saying true

[@vxzcvz]

i love how he breaks character at the end

[@000zeronull]

I'm convinced that Michael is getting so smart that he's now starting to look crazy to us

[@CDiddy2795]

This is how the Irish name their kids

[@pootispastry397]

what do you mean!? Caoimhe is a totally normal spelling for a name!!!

[@Vexatious_Humanoid]

Welll- Seán and Sinéad are aren’t THAT bad

[@agentfelixscpit]

Kauywerlei is the name of my irish friend LMAO

[@wigwagstudios2474]

Every time I see “Sinead” I immediately read it as “Sine wave”

[@Nokoo_Taken]

Polish people just write random letters for example Grzegorz brżęczyszczykiewicz ⏫ Perfectly normal polish name

[@neonryder8897]

This could put an English teacher into a medical coma

[@Kitty-sitty]

Awh hell naw man-

[@pacmanfuzbearstoodioz2646]

oh shoot.

[@robbobthebot7359]

i hope it puts mine in one

[@trashbagdog]

This is great for making an ancient language

[@CrazyDiamondo]

Bro invented new english

[@BRUHmemerOMG_ANTI-YFGA_]

“The GH makes a FU- sound.”

[@savagemoney2008]

Ghuck

[@rudmillahnowrin9151]

F***

[@MR_EGG-ex5xh]

Ghk

[@LucyTheGoose103]

Ghuque

[@melneldell2187]

french: phoqe

[@kkm969]

VSauce seems to be only guy who could explain flat earthers that Earth is a sphere.

[@gwen9642]

He would rather explain spherists why Earth should be flat.

[@Im-BAD-at-satire]

​@@gwen9642 He already made a video so many years ago explaining why a flat disk with the mass and density of a whole planet would be physically impossible, the laws of physics would just cause that mass to collapse on into itself, creating a spheroid.

[@YoureRightIThink]

​@@Im-BAD-at-satireso flat earthers are not completely wrong just outdated in that The Earth WAS a disk and it collapsed turning into a sphere lol

[@lekirbgames1644]

@@YoureRightIThinki will believe, for my sanity, that you said that jokingly

[@UndeadAlv]

@@lekirbgames1644 my exact reaction HAHAHAH

[@barnicleman81]

poughteightteau is the phonic way to spell potato

[@radialdono1519]

My dyslexic brain hates this

[@urann6561]

As a non native english speaker I have to tell you that when you learn english it is in your best interest to not question why some word is pronounced the way it is

[@Dearth_Vader]

Just forward all complaints to the french, its 90% their fault anyhow

[@matthewwaller8784]

English is an Amalgamation of other languages, that is why it is the most descriptive, because you can express words whose meanings were formed in nearly every place that thought exists. That is also why it doesn’t seem to have a simple phonetic scheme.

[@urann6561]

​@@matthewwaller8784 I wouldn't call english the most descriptive language but I get what you are saying. My native language is Polish and I can assure you there are much more grammar rules, diminutives and forms of verbs than in english. Sometimes you have over 30 variations of the same verb which may be also very confusing, but we don't write and speak in two different ways.

[@N-methyl1phenylpropan-2-amine]

Same I've been learning english since I was a child so I'm kinda accustomed to it actually

[@eglol]

Forecastle

[@freedombaby64]

Tutorial on how to give a Non Native speaker a headache:

[@Zlegotube]

native sparkers too, not just the non-native speakers

[@EBGamez1]

69th like :)

[@franklinfrias9550]

As a non native speaker, I can confirm

[@WOKEchair]

As a native this makes me want to cry

[@darodes]

@@Zlegotube I was just about to say the same thing 😂

[@bluewhye8832]

This is like that comedian Gallagher.

[@Hi-zn1yt]

"the gh makes the *fuck* sound" 💀

[@bron-yr-aur7990]

This is the moment Michael truly started questioning his actions.

[@RyanSoltani]

He began asking the real hard hitting questions

[@fimy8492]

Love ur pfp lol

[@antonmakarenko3271]

Or did he?

[@glacietheglaceon5584]

HE BEGAN ASKING HO 😮

[@tcjgaming9813]

As someone that speaks malay, i would say malay is a phonetically consistent language despite it using the same alphabet as english

[@grigris7755]

English Teacher: Spelling rules! Vsauce: But what if…

[@lowceyn2875]

English Teacher: Who let him cook again?

[@flavioivanaj6651]

But what are grammar rules?

[@yeltsakcir8468]

@Dont_click_this_profile I gotchu bro, I wont read your name, dont worry

[@mdoerkse]

You mean spelling rules?

[@grigris7755]

@@mdoerkse good point 😅

[@foxplanet2.0]

POV: When you don’t get sleep

[@Noobie_Pro-vl1xu]

we need to make this into a new language i swear

[@_yellow]

This is what happens when you haven't had a spelling reform for over 500 years

[@rorysmith1709]

What is a spelling reform?

[@michaelsimmons8213]

@@rorysmith1709 when nations realize their language is poop so they alter/change it

[@BrutusAlbion]

@@rorysmith1709 Usually a reform happens when the letters written are no longer the letters spoken, so a reform brings them back to how it should be so each letter in a word sound like the local speaker pronounces them.

[@ae3qe27u3]

​@@rorysmith1709 You basically take every word in the language and give them new, consistent spellings. You find them in languages that have a central authority, like French. English doesn't have a central authority. We had some partial spelling reforms in the 1800s in the United States. As dictionaries became more common, some publishers changed the way words were spelled to make things more consistent/similar.... like removing u from colour to make color

[@thorr18BEM]

​@@rorysmith1709 it's when America changed colour" to "color," "centre" to "center," "defence" to "defense," "plough" to "plow," "draught" to "draft" and "gaol" to "jail." Webster's became different from Oxford's.

[@anemoia6]

there isnt a more iconic man on the internet than vsauce

[@wilfordbrimley1506]

Rwally he's the only KZbinr my grandma knows

[@Dr.Appleboi]

Chris Chan

[@Stod1988]

Or is it?

[@Zoom15000]

So iconic you call him "vsauce" and not his actual name Michael

[@JacobHayden911]

​@@Stod1988 Oh is there?*

[@ctcghub]

GH MAKES THE SOUND OF *WHAT* ?!

[@Owl_Kosky]

Choir is some mental gymnastics to follow the way you explained it 😂

[@_PVRITY_]

Michael has come into contact with beings of a higher plain of existence and can now spell in 4D

[@Just-Schizo]

Oh no! Michael come back to us! ❤

[@ericburton1244]

You’re spelling in 4D right now. Length, width, depth, time. We’re 4 dimensional beings already. He would have to be spelling in FIVE (at least!) 🤣🤣🤣

[@fireblade295]

​@@ericburton1244incorrect. We can use clocks to perceive time, see time pass us by via days/weeks/months/years but not centuries and longer. 4th Dimensional entities can see *and* control time itself. They can easily move themselves from the beginning of the starting line to the finish line in what we would see as less than a second while we are still running along the track, like we would if we had the technology to break into lower dimensions.

[@crnkmnky]

All I can say to that is _Anuk Su Namun…_

[@jimhim585]

Plain

[@AndreH1245]

"Your submarine is very safe" "Or is it?"

[@Toasted_bread37]

Non-English speakers trying to understand English but coming across this video

[@justfiddlinaround1128]

That's what happens when your a germanic language and you adopt French spelling rules.

[@Tiotic_Destiny]

Underrated comment

[@colbyboucher6391]

My favorite thing to come out of the Norman conquest is that "peasant" meat like chicken is just called chicken, while we *still* use French terms for things like beef because of the Norman nobility

[@brrrrrr]

3 languages in a trench coat moment

[@AmirRazan]

​@@brrrrrr Ah yes, English + German + French = International Language Of Communication

[@bensoncheung2801]

@@colbyboucher6391 Poultry?

[@anonymusguest-oz1yk]

Shakespeare: DONT LET THIS MAN COOK💀

[@Septic777_YT]

Isaac Newton: WHERES THE APPLE?! 🍎

[@SpecialInterestShow]

No no he'd love this shit

[@dietz-xy9cs]

@@Septic777_YT Albert einstein: WHERES THE E = mc2

[@Septic777_YT]

@@dietz-xy9cs George Washington: _“Thou shalt not use bad grammar”_

[@Septic777_YT]

@@dietz-xy9cs Khan Academy: _”I think you meant E = mc ^2”_

[@karimofc832]

Bro just gave the biggest middle finger to the people who created those words

[@yourstruly-jasmine]

Thanks VSAUCE, I think it this video at least 4 times a week now.

[@Skolg3r77]

Only Michael can make sense of a cat accidentally walk across the keyboard

[@dutch_and_dimes]

"Give a Monkey a Typewriter, and it'll eventually Write the Words of Shakespeare" "Give a Cat a Piano and it'll eventually play the Movements of Stravinsky's Septet"

[@suvikhyasiingh6073]

hello cat

[@kasagrim7215]

@@dutch_and_dimessomeday day will get the results we need. Then somehow give a hamster a calculator and it’ll somehow crack the code from the cia building or something

[@MLTangerine]

Cats hold the forbidden knowledge

[@alexcrowder1673]

Like 15 years ago my cat typed a legit sentence while I was playing world of warcraft. She typed it in the guild chat, and everyone was really confused. Almost no one believed it was my cat. It was just a simple sentence like "this is it" or something similar to that. Still blew my mind though lol.

[@UltraOwen1000]

this is truly an english moment of all time

[@parsley8188]

It’s not solely English. French has a boatload of silent letters and different pronunciations.

[@user-ht2mf9bc9r]

PAIN

[@v.xien.]

@@parsley8188 nice try. We all know the French don’t exist

[@ARG0T]

The fact this regurgitated shit is still getting thousands of likes gives me secondhand embarrassment

[@tasy7470]

@@parsley8188 yeah but they make sense because unlike English, French has spelling rules, combination of letters form new sounds, etc... Learn the rules and you can generally spell most words. In English meanwhile, there is none of that, they just borrowed words without taking into account the spelling logics English had. Probably related to the fact that English never had an official spelling/institution in charge of standardising the English language. Sometimes in English an entire set of letters are skipped in the middle of the word for no explanations. There are also words borrowed from French that originally had no silent letters in it that English added for some reasons.

[@GzillaboiGAMNG-ge5ei]

We should start a petition to make this a new language

[@Proxy606]

My English teacher pulled this on the whole class💀

[@cheesemancer7039]

Vsauce finally reveals his native language

[@abracadabra-eb2fz]

Broo 💀💀💀

[@kaihein4324]

Hahahaaa

[@ghoststare]

Private Language teachers when your card declines:

[@OGProbablyGnarpy]

bro created his own language

[@beneheld3946]

„This is air, heh, it’s the thing that helps us breath“ *“Or is it?“*

[@themorrigan1312]

I need an entire language crafted out of this sort of insanity. It sounds like perfectly fine English when spoken, but when written, it looks like a code even Alan Turing couldn't've cracked

[@HL1_EP1]

Aren't many languages like this? Though they don't use the same alphabet.

[@red.bread.redemption2]

​@@HL1_EP1 №²

[@fuery.]

Fr like someone reads it out to you and it sounds fine, but you try to read it and it looks like absolute gibberish

[@PIKL_Creep]

Danish

[@MistahGamah]

This is just English if you're not a native speaker

[@manuelbenito1700]

English being the most phonetically consistent it can be:

[@renato7184]

Stop please

[@seveneyes77]

True

[@insoars7779]

​@@renato7184 tut up

[@raineveeraine]

so true

[@kittyfangz5262]

i think i know just a little too much about linguistics because this comment section is making my pedantic alarm go off

[@hipeople3414]

bro is creating a whole new language

[@MAFalaq]

So Santa has been saying "why" this whole time

[@imnobodybye236]

"English isn't a language, it's 2 languages in a trench coat pretending to be one" Vsauce:

[@axelprino]

More like 3

[@blakksheep736]

​​​@@axelprino plus its pockets full of at least 50 other languages' homework.

[@GrooveScorpion]

Michael*

[@edwinmaster7326]

@@GrooveScorpion *Mneeyechhull (MNEmonic, EYE, yaCHt, HULL)

[@justynpryce]

​@@edwinmaster7326Nichael

[@bland9876]

This is what people do whenever they're trying to come up with a new baby name.

[@alvaro93364]

Is it just me or do white people come up with the weirdest names?

[@dodekaedius]

Or a new gender

[@Brugarune]

dont show this video to elon musk!

[@bland9876]

y? @@Brugarune

[@IDontHaveACreativeHandle]

'tseapt' could translate to 'sought', as 'ts' in tsunami makes an 's', 'ea' in 'sean' makes an 'aw / ough' and 'pt' in pterodactyl makes a 't'. Therefore leaving you with 'sought'.

[@Keksbutter123]

This is a perfect example why English is a weird language

[@LightningGamer990]

I didn’t know santa’s “Ho ho ho!” Is a cry or help

[@MrRudra-]

Do you know people laugh if they say . 5555555555 INKT

[@LightningShinerose]

same pfp W

[@sarix_3125]

"Why why why!"

[@bunny6820]

That's what delivering 8 billion gifts in 4 hours does to a mf

[@michaelajacobsen3619]

​@@bunny6820🤣