We Are All Related

[@chriscadigan9678]

"and you guys are my family" *I've never been more proud in my life*

[@khari9643]

DAMN STRAIGHT BROTHER

[@CS3____420]

well said cousin

[@ittookme90daystochangemyna15]

Sup cuz

[@AngstyBiyoshii]

AYOO COSS WHAZ GOOD HOMIE??

[@solaris5079]

[AFFIRMATIVE] [RELATIVE]

[@XeonGame]

So basically wars are just huge family arguments

[@abhikrantgangurde3221]

You win.

[@GerberBabyOfficial]

XeonGame3k Yeah lol Wait... WOAH

[@Elijah-pf9gi]

XeonGame3k “We need to have a little family meeting here...” *causes 80 million deaths*

[@sadgurl1722]

@@Elijah-pf9gi 80million deaths from their own family :(

[@Elijah-pf9gi]

Sad Gurl :(

[@puffonxe]

"You guys... Are my family." Awwww ;) "Well, scientifically." :/

[@TTarina]

Hi family Member

[@vaidehipriyadarshini4614]

Wassup cousin

[@twisted-aquarium6710]

If ur from my country

[@puffonxe]

hi helo haha im your family =)

[@bernadettemaskey21]

Makes sense we both like anime

[@agent475816]

Me: How many fingers am I holding up? Vsauce: You might say, well, I know where my fingers are. I'm looking right at them. Or, I can touch them, I can feel them, they're right here and that's good. Your senses are a great way to learn things. In fact, we have way more than the usual five senses we talk about. For instance, your kinesthetic sense, proprioception. This is what the police evaluate during a field sobriety test. It allows you to tell where your fingers and arms and head and legs in your body is all in relation to each other without having to look or touch other things. We have way more than five senses, we have at least twice as many and then some. But they're not perfect. There are optical illusions, audio illusions, temperature sensation illusions, even tactile illusions. Can you turn your tongue upside down? If so, perfect. Try this. Run your finger along the outer edge of the tip of your upside down tongue. Your tongue will be able to feel your finger, but in the wrong place. Our brains never needed to develop an understanding of upside down tongue touch. So, when you touch the right side of your tongue when it's flipped over to your left side you perceive a sensation on the opposite side, where your tongue usually is but isn't when it's upside down. It's pretty freaky and cool and a little humbling, because it shows the limits of the accuracy of our senses, the only tools we have to get what's out there in here. The philosophy of knowledge, the study of knowing, is called epistemology. Plato famously said that the things we know are things that are true, that we believe and that we have justification for believing. those justifications might be irrational or they might be rational, they might be based on proof, but don't get too confident because proven is not a synonym for true. Luckily, there are things that we can know without needing proof, without needing to even leave the house, things that we can know as true by reason alone. These are things that we know a priori. An example would be the statement "all bachelors are unmarried." I don't have to go survey every bachelor on earth to know that that is true. All bachelors are unmarried because that's how we define the word bachelor. Of course, you have to know what the words bachelor and unmarried mean in the first place. Oh, you do? Okay. Perfect. That's great. But how do you know? This time I mean functionally, how do you know? Where is knowledge biologically in the brain? What are memories made out of? We are a long way from being able to answer that question completely but research has shown that memories don't exist in the brain in single locations. Instead, what we call a memory is likely made up of many different complex relationships all over the brain between lots of brain cells, neurons. A major cellular mechanism thought to underlie the formation of memories is long-term potentiation or LTP. When one neuron stimulates another neuron repeatedly that signal can be enhanced overtime LTP, wiring them more strongly together and that connection can last a long time, even an entire lifetime. A collection of different brain cells, neurons that fire together in a particular order over and over again frequently and repeatedly can achieve long-term potentiation, becoming more sensitive to each other and more ready to fire in the exact same way later on in the future. They're a physical thing in your brain, firing together more easily because you strengthen that pattern of firing. You memorized. This branching forest of firing friends looks messy, but look closer. It could be the memory of your first kiss. A living souvenir of the event. If I were to go into your brain and cut out those cells, could I make you forget your first kiss or could I make you forget where your fingers are? Only if I cut out a lot of your brain. Because memories aren't just stored in one relationship, they're stored all over the brain. The events leading up to your first kiss are stored in one network, the way it felt to the way it smelled in different networks, all added up together making what you call the memory of your first kiss. How many memories can you fit inside your head? What is the storage capacity of the human brain? The best we can do is a rough estimate, but given the number of neurons in the brain involved with memory and the number of different connections a single neuron can make Paul Reber at Northwestern University estimated that we can store the digital equivalent of about 2.5 petabytes of information. That's the equivalent of recording a TV channel continuously for 300 years. That's a lot of information. That is a lot of information about skills you can do and facts and people you've met, things in the real world. The world is real, right? How do you know? It's a difficult question, but it's not rocket science. Instead, it is asking whether or not rocket scientists even exist in the first place. The theory that the Sun moved around the earth worked great. It predicted that the Sun would rise every morning and it did. It wasn't until later that we realized what we thought was true might not be. So, do we or will we ever know true reality or are we stuck in a world where the best we can do is be approximately true? Discovering more and more useful theories every day but never actually reaching true objective actual reality. Can science or reason ever prove convincingly that your friends and KZbin videos and your fingers actually exist beyond your mind? That you don't just live in the matrix? No. Your mind is all that you have, even if you use instruments, like a telescope or particle accelerators. The final stop for all of that information is ultimately you. You are alone in your own brain, which technically makes it impossible to prove that anything else exists. It's called the egocentric predicament. Everything you know about the world out there depends on and is created inside your brain. This mattered so much to Charles Sanders Peirce that he drew a line between reality, the way the universe truly is, and what he called the phaneron, the world as filtered through our senses and bodies, the only information we can get. If you want to speak with certainty you live in, that is you react to and remember and experience your phaneron, not reality. The belief that only you exist and everything else, food, the universe, your friends are all figments of your mind is called solipsism. There is no way to convince a solipsist that the outside world is real. And there is no way to convince someone who doubts that the universe wasn't created just three seconds ago along with all of our memories. It's a frightening realization that we don't always know how to deal with. There's even The Matrix defense. In 2002 Tonda Lynn Ansley shot and killed her landlady. She argued that she believed she was in the matrix, that her crimes weren't real. By using the matrix defense, she was found not guilty by reason of insanity, because the opposite view is just way healthier and common. It's called realism. Realism is the belief that the outside world exists independently of your own phaneron. Rocks and stars and Thora Birch would continue to exist even if you weren't around to experience them. But you cannot know realism is true. All you can do is believe. Martin Gardner, a great source for math magic tricks, explained that he is not a solipsist because realism is just way more convenient and healthy and it works. As to whether it bothered him that he could never know realism was true, he wrote, "If you ask me to tell you anything about the nature of what lies beyond the phaneron, my answer is how should I know? I'm not dismayed by ultimate mysteries, I can no more grasp what is behind such questions as my cat can understand what is behind the clatter I make while I type this paragraph." Humble stuff. What strikes me is the cat. Cats do not understand keyboards, but they know the keyboards are a fun place to be. It's a great way to get the attention of a human, they're warm and exciting, surrounded by noises and flashing lights plus cats love to get their scent on whatever they can, a mark of their existence. We aren't that much different, except instead of keyboards we have the mysteries of the universe. We will never be able to understand all of them.

[@MM-pv5tp]

How long did it take you to write this?

[@Sir_Rat6225]

are you okay

[@firalogi]

holy shit

[@DiggyPT]

bonus vsauce episode??? sign me up

[@aurora_xx6736]

gawd damn

[@PShrekky]

"Did you see that girl? She's hot." "That's my cousin." "She is?" "Yes, we're all cousins!"

[@TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast]

*sweet home Alabama*

[@yuriang_8050]

That reference

[@acooldog8259]

Bee movie

[@siryeetsalot6129]

@@TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast Where the skies are so blue

[@champagneeee]

Bee movie

[@SharkyQt]

2:38 IT'S CONFIRMED VSAUCE = KAZOO KID

[@namikat6068]

Eldridge Lagaras LMAOO

[@nextgenfootball69420]

Check 11:29 in this video for more proof kzbin.info/www/bejne/nHTRaa2pbpZlhac

[@JIREN972]

SPECIAL FRIEND

[@heromi9943]

Eldridge Lagaras CRYINN 😂

[@alana4554]

AS SOON AS HE SAID THAT I WAS LIKE HAHAHHHA BOYYYYYY

[@cartpotf574]

"proposes to girlfriend" her: I'm sorry but were 50th cousins so this is kind of embarrassing

[@bontlefaceart]

Damn, those incest genes messing up yoir spelling already 😔

[@jakeebel674]

Bontle Nxumalo your*

[@TheOnly10100]

Joko Doko that’s the joke

[@ieatpooalot]

SpodermanOrigins Yoir spelling is relly super good. I mis you cozins

[@princesaalisa9666]

Some shit I would do

[@wolfy5427]

It's 10 years old now... this video hits like a rock

[@GamingHighlightsss]

Fr

[@Australiaguy-k9y]

11 years ago now

[@sanjubogati]

@@Australiaguy-k9yalmost 12 now

[@lochlanmuir2291]

@@sanjubogatialmost 12…

[@artemylemberg1607]

So every cell in our bodies changes every 5 years, that means 2 times already!

[@croixfrozy1885]

I like being related to this bald guy.

[@gloryboy3hunna181]

recommended blessed you and me with this 7 year old video

[@floga10]

I miss the music at 1:42 he stopped using it

[@victorangielczyk5420]

@@gloryboy3hunna181 7 years 8 months

[@runic6767]

Ahah

[@croixfrozy1885]

I'm thankful for all the likes tho never expected them since I wrote this comment as a 2 second joke.

[@Blio_]

“64 generations ago” A stack of generations

[@kahall]

god damn it

[@kahall]

what, bro im just laughing at ur comment

[@WillowLemmons]

*NoTCh InTENsifYs*

[@AngelGonzalez-wn8ws]

Crusin down the street in my 64' generations ago

[@igi1225]

stack of generations

[@mindhowler]

this video is a family reunion

[@powersquire8537]

LOL 😂 But That Is True

[@popeyesman8065]

Ryan Kelly 😂😂 I’m dying 😭😂😂

[@fatimaisra9143]

BUSKE hey bruh

[@Grace-fk3bv]

Hello all of my cousins

[@venomous5291]

Wow, sucks to be related to me.

[@JasonsFilmsYT]

I'm proud to have Michael as apart of my extended family.

[@Byonoxy_bot7]

Me to brother

[@cephyy326]

Big Smoke wasn’t lying when he said “everybody is my cousin”

[@MrBroke]

alabama intensifies

[@RedScatta]

Wtf 😂

[@vanguardcommander4560]

All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ

[@MegaSolidninja]

Big smoke is a legend that will never die

[@FreeLuigiMangione]

Modern meme you’re my favorite relative.

[@llllllllll552]

Jeez, when James Charles says “HI SISTERS” he wasn’t kidding...

[@clock8204]

so wasn't pewdiepie..

[@taxchamber5562]

Most underrated comment

[@musicsorcerer3]

Not sisters. Cousins

[@michaelrainey454]

@@taxchamber5562 most underrated reply

[@2160px]

HE?

[@nuclearcockatiels3973]

So is that why James Charles says "Hi sisters"

[@ririshutabarat6367]

@Magi Corns TRUE

[@notinuse7874]

😂

[@fanaticism3204]

BAHHAHAHA I LOVE YOU COUSIN

[@shely_D7vil]

*How you doing bros??*

[@lonelyhearts4216]

Gtfo

[@ItinerantIntrovert]

I love the mixture of fascination, curiosity and existential angst Vsauce evokes in me. Also makes you of think of every person as your family member. Also gives you a different perspective at a social level, what about the homeless sleeping in the street tonight if that is really your cousin

[@memelessdreamless7381]

i need to ask my grandpa bill gates for a small loan of a million dollars

[@tate9133]

Memeless? Dreamless! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@goldie9245]

Oh! Now that i think of it, dear cousin, me too! Be right back!

[@DaBrickyDrip]

Can I have some I'm family

[@kewlbeans2463]

German Guy me too

[@Popularmadeit]

That seems fair only a mill

[@rohangupta2290]

Hey Vsauce, cousin here.

[@muzammilghous5892]

Rohan Gupta so we all behan ch?

[@Abcdefg-uw4id]

Title: "We are all related" 2 and a half minutes later: *"who are you"*

[@orangesky925]

I read who r u as michael said it

[@blb5008]

Family reunions in a nutshell.

[@The_Beast_666]

Mr. Oliver Is that Oliver Twist?

[@TheDutchCreeperTDC]

Wait a minute. Who are you?

[@montague1226]

wow even uncle vsause doesnt know me I am offended

[@DeeDude]

If you ever feel lonely, just know that the atoms of practically everyone who's ever existed are by you and in you

[@catchyname58]

Carrying that one for all power

[@kaym4342]

“You have four biological grandparents” Alabama kids: there’s three, actually

[@trevorphilips5090]

Allison Hawkley hehehehhe

[@zfloyd1627]

That is possible if your parents are half-siblings.

[@JackR_TV]

@@zfloyd1627 queue pornhub drum beat

[@ShortsProvider217]

XD

[@JohnBillow]

@@JackR_TV kzbin.info/www/bejne/enTQmWicq8ykp5Y

[@DashFlashTheLife]

People living in Alabama: “This isn’t news to us”

[@my_universe1290]

DashFlash *TOP COMMENT GOD*

[@evelynlonely]

All Alabama High Schools are Home Schools

[@evelynlonely]

I hate Tennessee Too Long Didn’t Read™

[@RandomOrdinary_Girl_6123]

Lol can we have a summary please?

[@The_Beast_666]

I hate Tennessee Are you possessed?

[@asmaa-1997]

Vsauce: "Do you remember what you were like five years ago?" happy

[@vulplupi1164]

Aww... I'm here for you if you need someone to talk to ^^

[@victor0491]

Last time i was truly happy was 10 years ago

[@vulplupi1164]

@@victor0491 well if this isn't a joke.. I'm here for you too!

[@the_zlatk0]

thats kind of lil peep sad

[@musa2bsyy]

i kinda do super duper shuper happy

[@Emily-T]

its been 11 years and this is still enjoyable-

[@107vikrantdeshmukh4]

Don't know why but all Vsauce videos are enjoyable

[@miaouss9414]

It’s been 11month and this comment is still enjoyable

[@UndeflectedAlphaParticle]

This comment is 11 months old

[@michaelbertoldi1022]

It's been a week watching Vsauce and I definitely do not regret it

[@Rythic]

It’s an honor to be related to this beautiful man.

[@mr.blue7357]

Same

[@D00DM00D]

Same

[@user-ry2rb2qe4h]

Same

[@RedemptionRider1899]

Hi cousins

[@hexonn9355]

samr

[@crisptomato9495]

Lottery winners: “Why do I hear boss music?”

[@jimhalpert9803]

Underrated

[@polyminutes8788]

Okay this is good

[@sabinayeasmin7685]

This joke was sooooooo good idk why people are not seeing it.

[@FrizellaTheBee]

?

[@somethinssketchy2117]

@@FrizellaTheBee so basically family members would want your money, and if everyone is related, they are your family

[@ItzTFJere]

Sup relatives

[@jup1ter_f1ve]

TFJ Sup my distant cousin

[@IdxxmI]

Hey there my very distant cousin. How is my uncle?

[@koolkidsklub5954]

Oh hey dude

[@kattkaufman6132]

TFJ sup cuz

[@lanielane8319]

Sup

[@SuperBulldogWarrior]

10 years later and that last section still gets to me

[@kanahbis3236]

Can we just appreciate the fact that this is amazing quality for an 8 year old video makin it still enjoyable in 2020

[@aleksanderholms3855]

timeless things are the greatest

[@KinkyBillyMays]

I will still be watching this in 3020

[@kanahbis3236]

@Spider 1246 no i didnt

[@Xx_N1ghtmare_xX]

try 2021 mate

[@kanahbis3236]

@@Xx_N1ghtmare_xX no i made the comment in 2020

[@chosenmaple99]

Micheal: We are all related scientifically Alabama people: *Amateurs.*

[@lob1n]

Alabama intensifies

[@apencupnamedgabriel5228]

*Michael

[@ryanblock9573]

@bongosboi AMATEURS!!!!

[@ezeke959]

Murderers murder their own cousins

[@alabamapride3298]

Go vegan!! Tennessee

[@TheBlackGoku]

“Wow, incest is disgusting.” “You exist because of it.”

[@alanfbrookes9771]

You;re related to yourself many times over.

[@TheBlackGoku]

@Smooth what are you going on about

[@TheBlackGoku]

@Smooth why are you telling me that like I need to be informed, the quotes represent an objective view

[@boomyoulookingforthis1362]

@Smooth Yeah. I know that story.

[@youraveragemachine1013]

"Exactly"

[@sclitchmusic]

So I'm related to John Cena

[@lucky_lol]

Means your certain body parts are invisible?

[@reconquer5176]

@@lucky_lol means that your 1billion attoms are invisible maybe

[@TinatarantadoNyoko]

“Sorry, i can’t attend right now. I have to visit all the hospitals because millions of my cousins are giving birth.”

[@amyfarrel4374]

So basically u are ditching your one cousin to visit the other one...

[@TheHydrakeHydra]

@@amyfarrel4374 essentially

[@alspezial2747]

4.7 of your relatives are born each second, and 2.2 die each second, so you need to be at 6.9 family meetings every second. good luck with that. i have a solution tho, only go to the births of the children you bare and the funerals of the people you have killed. unless you are the one to drop a nuclear bomb on a city, you will save a lot of time.

[@ezekielmonsibais8650]

@@alspezial2747 damn then i guess i missed a couple of family gatherings. Welp its okay they would probably just make fun of me for being sterile.

[@jm_r2128]

While millions of our cousins are dying as well.

[@b.l.o.o.d.m.o.s.e.s.]

If anyone who is reading this is reading this, i just want to say: Hello brother/sister/cousin

[@MCVortexGaming]

HEY COUSIN

[@b.l.o.o.d.m.o.s.e.s.]

How ya doin' cousin

[@b.l.o.o.d.m.o.s.e.s.]

crap

[@blackjackforeternity718]

HEY BOO

[@MCVortexGaming]

So hows the family

[@ariestheram5693]

Alabama : "Oh yeah, it's all coming together"

[@thebigchap101]

Aries The Ram I was going to say that same thing, but then I saw your comment.

[@ItachiUchiha_1724]

Underrated comment of this Era

[@miseryduck6264]

Took the words out my damn mouth

[@CorruptNeo]

😂😂

[@ihatetennessee102]

My poop smells like roses

[@danilookovic7971]

2:00 I knew it, Ive been thinking about this for some time, ofcourse vsauce is here to prove its true

[@AidebHerb]

The pure amount of dopamine that my brain released when Michael said with perfect sincerity “you guys are my family” was overwhelming

[@vedantsridhar8378]

In fact every life on Earth is your family. Spiders, insects, reptiles, plants, fungi, protozoan, bacteria, birds and other mammals are all your super-distant cousins, who shared a common ancestor 3.5 billion years ago. That's the first life on Earth called LUCA

[@gaspersnakes]

@@vedantsridhar8378 im crying right now i killed My brothers and my sisters

[@paul_particularlyunhappynut]

@@gaspersnakes if the roaches in my apartment are my brothers, then you can call me cain-9000

[@I.disagree]

​@Gol Acheron Idk man sounds kinda racist to me

[@rohan7382]

​@@gaspersnakessame 😢

[@mutedpaladin1237]

That awkward moment when you're related to Vsauce

[@justsomeguywhowatchanime6314]

So underrated

[@mutedpaladin1237]

@@justsomeguywhowatchanime6314 thanks man

[@kenziekellogg1235]

you deserve an award

[@no0b563]

no

[@CrazymarioO-cf9yf]

No0b yes

[@val1550]

i never knew a youtuber could give this much existential dread to me

[@marconotplayinn8015]

Michael: Its takes you 12 days to count to a million Mr.beast: *yall hear sum*

[@mmello68]

Cringe

[@zaixan]

Lol

[@1piece473]

If u add a number every second..

[@Mozzarxella]

It was real enough for Georgie! I like your username lmao

[@angelzx7961]

Ella Bella *pennywise starts screaming*

[@chipwhich]

“You couldn’t be here without a little incest, actually, a lot of incest” -Micheal, 2012

[@emiliodelbozo3155]

He was reciting it from a source, but yeah he still said it.

[@MrBroke]

alabama had it right all along

[@unitgamex2972]

He's not the one who quoted it

[@dawsonhicks5929]

-Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott

[@gabegamer8646]

Well he is actually quoting a quote

[@JvMainStream]

Vsauce: (confesses to his crush) Crush: You're like a brother to me Vsauce: *we are all related*

[@fortnightnl8144]

Ibreakstuff haha

[@goose4610]

@@robbielynch306 freak.

[@zxr9291]

@@robbielynch306 what is wrong with you

[@sentientclumpofatoms7675]

Or are we? (130 moon men starts playing).

[@sentientclumpofatoms7675]

@@zxr9291 he's probably triggered

[@AdioAurel]

The ending quote can also be turned around into: Imagine at what places the atoms of your body were before your existence.

[@georgebokchoy]

That'd be one heck of a family reunion...

[@emmahstone3106]

ya it's called life

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

No kidding?

[@Chrisfoulfellow]

no cussing cousin or im gonna tell your mom

[@brain7505]

So we’re related to Jake Paul and Rice Gum?

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

Brian The Random nah fam they aliens

[@TheRaoul]

So the Michael you just watched no longer exists. The atoms that made up his body when he recorded and uploaded this viedeo are all gone.

[@xxyayaplayzxx3006]

omg you're so right

[@phantomraven8853]

The Raoul bitch I took those atoms and now are inside me Wait they left nvm

[@rphxx6906]

The Raoul RIP VSAUCE

[@artemi2677]

So Michael isn`t Michael And yet he is. 😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

[@karmareaper7102]

Who the hell is this that guy in 2018 that has the KZbin red dhow

[@nader3236]

“Do you remember what you were like 5 years ago” Oh hell no don’t remind me of that

[@Harrison_Brown]

Same cuz 😬😬

[@Bongbongo]

Same I was a super band kid

[@Renteks-]

Same I was a right winger 😔

[@Bongbongo]

@@Renteks- hi

[@Renteks-]

@@Bongbongo yo whaddup

[@everydayentertainment8574]

Michael may be the single most interesting person on KZbin or even the whole planet. His information and knowledge and the way he presents stuff really enables us to visualize some of these mind blowing concepts of everyday life. He is the teacher we all needed but didn’t get. He has an answer for every question.

[@rj119x]

you wrote this high; i kno cuz i’m baked tii

[@willmarttt7001]

Vsauce:”do you remember what you were like 5 years ago?” 4 year old:”what”

[@trevorphilips5090]

Just Me nice one man

[@xPulsarr1]

Nutsauce

[@neuropathical]

so you're 9 years old

[@AlexDripz]

SoggyPotatoes ?

[@willmarttt7001]

SoggyPotatoes joke dodged

[@linkified0471]

Remember You on Kazoo? This is him now 2:38 FEEL OLD YET

[@toxic_constituents5859]

Goddamn this is sooo underrated

[@s-b9ifjry7732]

This video was made before You on Kazoo *so time travel exists?*

[@cmercierracing]

Yeah I dmed him and he replied lmaoooo

[@jeremyzapsmash]

"Who are you?" that meme

[@atotallyrandomperson3889]

Underrated comment

[@maqsc162]

see you all in 5 years when this gets recommended again

[@biliminsrlar5752]

Someone remind me to check this comment 5 years later.

[@maqsc162]

Bilimin Sırları will do

[@Katze123]

69th like, nice

[@unitt3237]

Aight bro

[@BigDaddy-zt1tx]

maqsc bro it got recommended to me from 7 years

[@tony9622]

3:12 so every atom in micheal now is not the same when he made this video. When he watches this back hes a completely different person than this guy

[@Therealluisjose]

Me: hey baby *starts kissing her neck" Girlfriend: "what are you doing step bro"

[@rylanferrier]

😂😂😂

[@g.d.c12]

*start pornhub theme*

[@ryanvo5218]

@@g.d.c12 ah, man of culture

[@g.d.c12]

@@ryanvo5218 thank you fellow Memer

[@lilhoopgeeked]

ruh roh raggy

[@abstrakt_thought_]

Michael: Hey! Vsauce Michael Here. You are all my family Best relative ever

[@dominationgaming952]

Sweet Home Alabama *rock music playing*

[@MohsinExperiments]

Or is it?

[@abstrakt_thought_]

@@MohsinExperiments *dramatic music*

[@GunsNGames1]

Basically the whole universe is just a massive Sweet Home Alabama.

[@Talamidias]

Stop...

[@ronjayrose9706]

*Earth

[@Talamidias]

@@ronjayrose9706 no

[@annmarieaguirre8482]

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@alabamapride3298]

Go vegan

[@DynamixWarePro]

I knew this already, so hello to everyone reading this, family! I don't mind the more distant connections to everyone else but what didn't help was that in the past year, I found out that my 2nd great-grandparents on one of my maternal great-grandmothers side, were 1st cousins, so my 2nd great grandmother was also my 1st cousin x3 removed.

[@sanjubogati]

… bro I don’t get this removed and maternal stuff cuz we don’t got this in Nepal lol

[@DynamixWarePro]

@@sanjubogati The removed part is just how many generations you need to go back to find your common ancestor you both are directly related to. Your first cousin is your aunt/uncles child and you share the same grandparents. Your first cousin x1 removed (once removed) would be your great aunt or uncle's child and you would be related to them through your great grandparents and so on. Your second cousin is your first cousins child and third cousin is your second cousins child and so on. Maternal side is your mother's side of the family and paternal is father's side.

[@k.rizz.]

“Wait a minute” 2:38 2:38 2:38 2:38 2:38 2:38 2:38 2:38 2:38 2:38 2:38 2:38

[@LPSWeirdCow13]

Kazoo kid

[@experiment3950]

HAAHHHHA i see what you did there

[@ericrevell507]

i thought the exact same thing

[@mrdetester]

i like ghat

[@dmtntexploder2814]

YES

[@omkarkale7224]

Vsauce: 'we all are related' . . . . "Or are we??"

[@WinstonSempai]

Where are your fingers

[@user-zd8ge4bu5n]

I wanna like this comment but I wanna keep it at 69 likes?! What I do?!

[@fl1ck197]

Panic! At the toilet this isn’t reddit so you don’t need to keep it

[@Aakash_Goswami1]

@@user-zd8ge4bu5n don't worry, some retard just ruined it

[@yumeshothebasegodd6616]

Nice

[@judekeeley5542]

Not joking i clicked on this video because i thought it said 'we are all retarded' and i was genuinely interested

[@judekeeley5542]

Edit: im not the only one thank god lmao

[@talkingcontroller9396]

Jude Keeley LOL!!!

[@unhelpfulrevelations7989]

i would click on that vid. probably watch it all the way through, like it, and comment on it.

[@DeviljungleXD]

Victor Marinelli i just did the same thinking it said we are all retarded

[@fresqh9937]

Jude Keeley Me too

[@rahikulalamsakib]

11 years ago & this much quality is unbelievable.

[@oryeon5968]

So what I'm hearing is that when my crush tells me she "sees me like a brother", I still have a chance??👀

[@aurorabitz9223]

Go for it distant cousin. Nothing can stop u now.

[@alpha6549]

@@aurorabitz9223 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ishigamiyu1991]

Show her this video

[@radiostastefunny9187]

Dump her and go to mom

[@randomperson-bi1xl]

RADIO ACTIVE8692 nice

[@cIockwis_e]

"We are all related" People from alabama: "you're one of us now...."

[@dominationgaming952]

Sweet Home Alabama

[@mylene6873]

Thank You Uncle Michael for showing me that you're my Uncle😔

[@ellie.bowers.]

Hello cousin!

[@TheFagerlund]

@@ellie.bowers. Hi

[@ellie.bowers.]

@@TheFagerlund How are you dear cousin

[@southernhawk2661]

Hi cousing!

[@southernhawk2661]

Cousi *

[@W8WO]

This guy trying to explain what happened with him and his cousin

[@perrolmao]

*”Wait, it’s all Alabama?”* *”Always has been.”*

[@jrift1404]

Yo this is a god tier meme

[@Z255]

Underrated comment

[@charelpeffer52]

WhoreExposers dambro

[@mattbailey5626]

Very good meme sir

[@Joppio05]

i would like but its at 69!!!!!

[@devdarpan3582]

Me: I want breakup She: But why? Me: well its complicated.

[@katariinaolesk8618]

Her*

[@Aakash_Goswami1]

@@katariinaolesk8618 is "she" wrong here?

[@katariinaolesk8618]

@@Aakash_Goswami1 yes

[@jakedwd]

Hi family member

[@IsraelCountryCube]

katassocks no

[@Sophie-yr2fz]

Damn ya'll owe me christmas presents

[@PRubin-rh4sr]

nah fuck that

[@MabelTeves]

Sophie xd

[@WhoamI-ik6kt]

Sophie You also owe us all Christmas presents.

[@esraad3751]

Sophie I told you I dont have enough money

[@RunwayH]

No

[@doryn931]

I watch this video every time I feel lonely, makes me feel good.

[@odetomykitten]

Micheal: We're all related Also Micheal: *who are you?*

[@user-vt8mt3zb8b]

If we all are related… …doesn’t that mean every marriage is cousin marriage?

[@tashadurrahman]

@@user-vt8mt3zb8b yup

[@sonicbeats]

420 likes, nice

[@Vojife]

wAit a minute, whO Aare you?

[@MrCat-hu7ry]

My wife kissing me in public ", EWW YOU'RE MY SISTER"

[@supreetkumar7604]

lol

[@maki-roll5416]

lol

[@keshraajmotilal9110]

Weirdo

[@MrCat-hu7ry]

Lol I'm joking im single.....probably forever

[@OceanWarzGTFO]

lol

[@t.kgames5874]

Ask this man if we’re all related and he tells you how many atoms you have in your body

[@loyalbot7353]

Every time you watch one of these videos you learn 3 other things not related 😂😂 no pun intended

[@remative6073]

LoyAL Bot ikr

[@bryanbradley6871]

0:17 North Sentinel Island peoples: hold my beer

[@geniusboy3037]

Hey Bill Gates gimme my money back brother

[@suborgtfo.4433]

Hmm

[@Znjed0]

Why did i read that in thor's voice?

[@AIMPlayz]

Wouldnt your name be thor odinson? Just a thought

[@fire-du8jr]

Bora Kızılbudak 😂😂😂

[@shryoder]

@@AIMPlayz Right, since he is the Son Of Odin...

[@Azo_-fm5oq]

bro you might have just ended thousands of relationships

[@salima3703]

AND wars ma n**ga 😏

[@M3sierr]

Damn...

[@ChillAim]

true because we are all marrying are cousins

[@aw1lt]

@@ChillAim brave of you to assume we are marrying people

[@dangeloghouralal9857]

@@ChillAim or are we?

[@seriousnesstv7902]

Thanos: I am Inevitable Incest: Hold my Relationship

[@fawzanfawzi9993]

Oh great. Another very original "Hold My Beer" comment.

[@nameless4778]

Stop fighting you two and makeup, you’re family after all

[@yodamaster757]

Fawzan Fawzi - It’s an original hold my beer type comment tho

[@jackmccool9911]

Vsauce’s videos are timeless

[@literallygod9405]

I cried in excitement to hear that I’m related to Michael from v sauce

[@Talamidias]

Eh

[@bababooey1420]

Lucah Sanders no

[@YurieSnowie]

Poggers I'm related to Pablo Escobar, Hitler, and Stalin

[@MadUniverseYT]

Wait you copied one of your cousins comment

[@TrendK1ller]

Yeah, now consider the fact that you're related to Josef Fritzl and Peter Scully. Not so exciting anymore is it

[@djskidmarks0]

Do you remember what you where like 5 years ago? 5 year olds : *what*

[@jaredhonusankrom]

this is golden

[@yipp-7841]

1 year olds: blubaba

[@krystal1102]

I was 6 so stfu

[@krystal1102]

I’m joking pls don’t come at me

[@Pikachu-vj5jr]

@@krystal1102 you're definitely 11/12

[@ratking6407]

Do you remember what you were like 5 years ago? Me: *cringing*

[@Stevenstevio]

Sad

[@enokitakes]

Youll be cringing at this 40 years later for not appreciating your years

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

regardless of how old you are, you'll be constantly changing so you'll still cringe at yourself rn and there are people the same age as you who act the same way you were 5 years ago so idfk

[@jjokal]

same

[@NSixtyFour]

Love coming back to these old vsauce videos. Hard to accept how old I've gotten since👴

[@GoonaTVhi]

Im related to Vsauce, lifes now worth living

[@PasadenaSubColin]

Who isn't related to vsauce

[@shouryaxalxo6182]

GoonaTV you're related to Jake Paul as well

[@angielaicareyes9399]

IM ALSO FUCKING RELATED TO MY FREAKING TECHNOLOGY TEACHER WTF

[@videoclips4271]

So does that mea... nvm i don't have girlfriend

[@erojerisiz1571]

If you do she's technically your cousin

[@Unlucky_Legos]

Oml family marriage it's amazing

[@cr1sprarchives408]

When you wanna make your joke but your life is

[@thetrashiesttrash9120]

Kinky 😂

[@linwoodvalentine7693]

I don't have a boyfriend

[@captainmac369]

Hey cousin, want to go bowling?

[@someenglishgames]

*hangs up*

[@averagegamer1737]

+SomeEnglishGames lol

[@jackd4634]

Yeah,make sure to buy me a soda.

[@beastinator12345]

lol

[@kennethblakey405]

No! How many times do I have to tell you Roman!?

[@dhruvd66s15]

Does anybody notice vsauce videos are literally random facts put together very nicely and combined with his genius ability to swiftly and smoothly move from one fact to another almost tricking everyone into believing like those two facts are related haha

[@detailing_dog]

That means *I AM HOW TO BASIC*

[@CristianMartinez-rg9sz]

It makes sense ;p

[@JP-ut6gd]

We are*

[@evenrik_2214]

Gregorio Carrillo you are just related to him

[@ramadewantara3769]

That means we are vsauce.

[@lavenderhuman]

@@JP-ut6gd *Soviet union anthem plays*

[@shiniri2647]

Hey guys, don't want to brag, but I'm related to Vsauce ^^

[@danthestatman8444]

hey i dont mean to brag but we all are :]

[@explorerthegreat2680]

me too

[@lejenddairy]

"I can now use any race card. Hey, I'm a .00000000000006 that race." - Something Peter Griffin would probably do.

[@nehemiahzo_]

Me: *looks at my wife* I’m sorry, we have to split apart. Cousin: Why?

[@jotes2316]

No worries, just go to Alabama.

[@user-fo4ue9mo4z]

Jotes 23 why go there? That won’t fix it

[@genghisn7]

ᴄᴏᴏʟ ᴘʀᴏ r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh Omg

[@bugfairy]

@ᴄᴏᴏʟ ᴘʀᴏ you must be fun at parties...

[@Spinosaurus44]

I guess this fact could be surprising to some but it has always been pretty evident to me that we’re all related to a common ancestor, what I didn’t realize was that ancestor could be as recent as 300 BC, I was thinking about hundreds of thousands of years ago

[@kein_anstand]

*SWEET HOME ALABAMA intensifies*

[@Morbing_Time]

*I'M COMING HOME TO YOU*

[@Ophelia.Riverbed]

HAHA, I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS

[@CosmosCat]

Survingo I live in Alabama and I honestly want to move just because of that stereotype.

[@arattor6107]

Fuck i wanted to comment that!

[@saskiaviking9447]

* incestifies

[@TheArizonawolf]

So, cousins. What's up?

[@AlenaLPSTV]

TheArizonawolf sup xD

[@TheArizonawolf]

Got some tasty food, that's what's up :3

[@AlenaLPSTV]

TheArizonawolf While you have that I have CHOCOLATE :)

[@1ns939]

TheArizonawolf the sky

[@Beatfull1]

TheArizonawolf sup ma nigga

[@Nonobabloogey]

2:37 Michael is kazoo kid confirmed

[@Kthnx2]

lol

[@cow2xx819]

😂😂💀

[@voyagereternal11]

Hunter Martin good one brother

[@kreisplatz5154]

HAHAHA wait a minute?

[@hntr_official]

Oh my god, I thought I was the only one on the internet named Hunter. Thank God, I found another one.

[@unnamedscribble-auttp]

2:41 SCALE OF THE UNIVERSE DETECTED

[@riteshagarwal9375]

Then my wife is my cousin God help me

[@The_Beast_666]

I married my cousin!

[@riteshagarwal9375]

@@The_Beast_666 omg

[@pamelaharrott1324]

@@riteshagarwal9375 Alabama

[@ihatethenumber9]

@Lockett Suel wha- @_@

[@jeff21killersep54]

ritesh agarwal HELP I MARRIED MY COUSIN

[@peasantlypeasant1986]

Here in Alabama we don't call it incest, we call it family fun

[@alecnewlin1667]

lol

[@axllow3914]

Wtf

[@nsebinyang]

Holly shit

[@MariaBustamante-px3gb]

Alabama hot pocket

[@LINKnator21]

so incest is common.... ohk

[@salmantheking536]

Wait so I'm related to my mum

[@divop_]

Shaila Chowdhury B O I 👏

[@thotchocolate8503]

and my mom too

[@kngcobragameing3838]

Shaila Chowdhury 😑

[@lovespringfreshness]

_breaths in_ *B O I* 👋

[@DinoBoiRex]

I'm related to ur mum 2!

[@milkyblendoatsuh1942]

I COME BACK TO YOUR VIDEOS EVERY FEW MONTHS UNTIL THERE'S A NEW ONE AND I ALWAYS LOVE IT!!! 💥

[@PeanutButter0004]

*kisses arm* Goodnight v sauce

[@space_bacon1953]

"Goodnight Micheal-kun"

[@humanbeing6381]

WTF 😂

[@cyberkkult]

La_Repubblica_ D’Italia I think that is considered harassment to v sauce

[@SubcribeMinecraftNOW]

Goodnight girl, I'll see you tomorrow

[@shely_D7vil]

@@SubcribeMinecraftNOW trips and falls to his death*

[@EV3Showcase]

I guess I got the “What, you egg? [he stabs him]” part of Shakespeare

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

I think we're more closely related because same

[@salmantheking536]

2:37 Vsauce is Kazoo kid he even said it himself he said "I've said this before,"

[@MrWcrew810]

You're pretty good lmao

[@notpresobama1553]

I went down to the comments just to look for this comment XD

[@megabatchgames6531]

stop commenting

[@msDanielp369]

Why are you all top comments ._. lol

[@buzzbuoy]

This is the best of KZbin. Hands down.

[@audreyandremington5265]

So you mean I'm related to that kid who steals my headphones, calls me names, and shoots nerf guns at me? Never mind. He's my brother.

[@Xic_9096]

Audrey and Remington oh lord god luck