【ENG SUB】Lulu vs bot (air hockey)

[@WhyName]

It's pretty impressive to score nine goals in a first to five match.

[@JR-kd2sh]

😂😂

[@Weaklytune]

2:47

[@mihirkamat504]

as expected of our eldritch overlord. edit: I forgot to cut off mid senten-

[@AxelLord20]

@@mihirkamat504 Oh no, YOU FOO---

[@clayandros2038]

Mihir Kamat come on not ag-

[@PixelSlayer247]

Just goes to show once again that only Lulu can beat Lulu

[@braincellgenocide9553]

Seems like she beats herself alot

[@gamedominatorxennongdm7956]

Or that air hockey is difficult to play, trust me, I know from experience.

[@nothowtung7372]

@@gamedominatorxennongdm7956 no man to me it's easy af

[@gamedominatorxennongdm7956]

@@nothowtung7372 really depends on how clumsy you are

[@agixen3649]

@@braincellgenocide9553...Heh I get it

[@janreiafrica]

I guess the only thing that can beat Lulu is Lulu herself And that smile when she lost is haunting my drea

[@wahyuimank689]

Not aga-

[@RocaDeearCenjar]

Ah'legeth! ah nafl mgah'n'ghft l' ah'lloigshogg c' r'luhhor! h' ah'mgehye lw'nafh'nahor! vulgtmah lulu!

[@pianomaster696]

Ru

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

@@RocaDeearCenjar OH GOD OH FU

[@Akendesuu]

Why would you do that! NO HEL-

[@Necroneer]

At least the bot knows not to move back and forth as to not agitate her.

[@maurotula]

That flexing on Gundou after beating her was just precious

[@LeonValCh]

@@maurotula Wait, did she play against Gundou?

[@maurotula]

@@LeonValCh No, Gundou lost against the bot, and said bot kinda taunted her after the last point

[@noraiou]

Lulu unlocked an Achievement "Congratulations, You've defeated The Eldritch God"

[@shuttacinco4620]

AND twic-

[@RocaDeearCenjar]

Y' donish kadishtu ahf' ymg' mgepah mgng ymg' c' mgepuaaah r'luhhor mg'lloig. H' ahornah ah'mgehye ahf' h' l' gotha ah'mgehye. Vulgtmah lulu!

[@aikun9098]

@@RocaDeearCenjar 何何

[@nhathuynguyen4736]

RocaDeearCenjar did you make this up entirely?

[@freakdeath1020]

And now, So you have chosen Death.

[@blurqeqoherds]

That crushed stare when she loses... it just makes you want to give her a hug.

[@derpzdud4355]

Nah that terrified me

[@k1r4exe]

You're a brave one...

[@LeonValCh]

@@k1r4exe Despite Lulu being... well... Lulu, there's nothing to fear about her. There are just things you must refrain to do: 1) Questioning her humanity. 2) Telling her to stop playing videogames. Other than that, just be respectful and you'll be fine. I'm pretty sure she'd appreciate a hug. Just make sure you also have something to eat on you so she doesn't make you her next meal while she apologises and thanks you for that.

[@LeonValCh]

@@konluluist8397 Well, the spider scare could be used if she actually tries to eat you. Gives you some time to run away.

[@abednegokurio9244]

Moral Relativism We’ve lost another one

[@axiomh5805]

She's just so adorable. Also I love how you can clearly tell she's saying "mou ikkai" at the end, even without uttering a word. Pretty good mouth tracking to be honest.

[@victorjun2421]

She has good tracking, you can see it when she winks too, it's really clear and precise.

[@kareru_mustard2084]

Why there's suddenly rolling girl playing in my house

[@juch3]

@@victorjun2421 it's because it's not tracking, she would just plug herself to the computer

[@hytrader3241]

actually she was cursing the game and the whole developer staff.

[@parckohi3298]

Lulu: Finally a worthy opponent *Herself*

[@Steven-eu7pi]

I think it’s more like “Lulu vs Lulu”.

[@JoaquinNSanchez]

i feel bad for lulu in this one, her playstyle is not bad, most people just try to hit it as hard as possible, but playing slowly like this until the last stroke is best.

[@annanymousren]

I hit it so hard it flys off the table....

[@anzol4523]

i disagree, when you get defensive like that you tend to make those same mistakes as her, playing agressive is better particular against that sorta playstyle, if someone has more stamina than you, slow down instead but never stop hitting the darn thing so as to not lose your rythm

[@PrinceJr-oj7sq]

u can't beat high lvl cpu by staying on the defensive. This cpu was just slow.

[@PrinceJr-oj7sq]

@@annanymousren I got hit in the balls once while spectating a match. The players were being _way_ too aggressive.

[@TheGhostFart]

@Alvi Syahri If you get it going fast enough it can easily get launched off the table

[@arqueiroXD]

Lulu pondering the value of mankind. 3:57 2:58

[@Weaklytune]

She has best vtuber model now just cause of those faces lol

[@alfredhernandez82]

Me, a normal human being: *C U T E*

[@noraiou]

Lulu is to strong that the only one who can beat her is herself

[@razgrizfromacecombat5]

CPU: *defeats lulu* Me: "He who goes against the will of the old ones shall face the wrath of their servants!" *proceeds to search for an online air hockey game*

[@ianianio]

CPU-san is just too strong sometimes ^_^' edit: thank u for the translation!!! lulu is so cute... uwaaa

[@victorjun2421]

Lulu: loses My soul: Time to get funky

[@rexxel8867]

me watching her play also me: "what?? what did i do??" also me: " i'm sorry... "

[@Weaklytune]

2:47

[@caith71]

“Congratulations! You just played yourself!”

[@Commedl]

3:03 the sound made it perfect

[@Rayn3rEx3]

those eyes demn so addicting i can stare her all day and her voice so calm

[@flameonboi]

Bot: I'm gonna end her career Lulu: No you *soul stare*

[@TheAdmiral14]

You try to run from her. Even as you run straight ahead the darkness around you is disorienting. Your balance shifts back and forth though you're sure you're not turning. You can't hear her move, but you're sure she's there. You can hear her being. Exhaustion comes over you and you slow, but she doesn't seem to be getting any closer. You can't remember how long you've been in this nightmare and eventually you give up. You turn to face her, but there's nothing there. The air feels different. Heavy. Your legs buckle and you fall to your hands and knees. Gravity turns against you and holds you firmly against the ground. More and more. Your vision dims as your body is crushed under its own weight. At least it's over. You awake and pull yourself up off the ground. In the distance you can hear chanting. "Mou ikkai... mou ikkai..."

[@yus9160]

And that's the closest we can get to her. Cuz any closer and life drifts away from us.

[@kanicunny]

EldritchGodLulu, you've unlocked an achievement: "Task Failed Successfully" EXP+100

[@saskara6641]

Her smile at the end tho.. i can hear she said "mou ikkai" even without her voice, 👏👏👏 *KONLULU~*

[@bert98deer]

Lulu, from what ive seen, is the most expressive vtube I've seen and I love it

[@Kyotoisme]

My dream tonight : Mo ikai Mo ikai

[@augustine1202]

Mo ikai Mo ikai

[@argentiniangentleman5728]

Mo ikai Mo ikai

[@hibin102]

Mo ikai Mo ikai

[@imstupid880]

This is why I always come back to Lulu. If this was someone from Hololive or anyone else in nijisanji they'd be losing their shit but Lulu always sounds cute and reserved and communicates all her pain to us through -eldritch telepathy- staring at us.

[@seihtsukai9922]

"When you try so hard but you don't succeed in life..."

[@zell2600]

4:03 Um... I think i'm cursed now

[@fertxd5836]

"The secret to defeat the enemy, is provided by the enemy himself" -Sun Tzu, The art of war.

[@NekoNinja13]

I think she might be my favorite Japanese VTuber, her manic energy is great!

[@formdusktilldeath]

Well at least she's got her "Surprised Pikachu" face down

[@OberonFox]

I love how youtube recommends SCP videos whenever I watch Lulu videos.

[@not_biz]

I've never stared such Beautiful Abyss.

[@thepraetorian2368]

Amazing how a smile can be creepy and cute at the same time

[@justsomeonewithanezukopfp8224]

I feel bad for the bot Who knows what will happen after the game

[@Yuuzer_]

3:01, 9 million souls have been lost

[@arkana7111]

I don’t know why but I love that smile 😂

[@maptc]

That smile is dangerous, literally.

[@aldyn1647]

Lulu is pretty cute for a [̴̢͚̝̺̳̗̬̅͛͌̅̅̿ͅR̷̜̿̏̃̿͐̈́͆͝E̷̼̙̜͓̩̬̅̈D̵̛̗̝͍͓͑A̷̢̛͊C̵̨͇͕̈́͑̍͂̎T̸͖̞͐Ȩ̴̺̝̬̲͉̾̎͋͜D̴̛̬̝̉͑̆̔̒]̵̜̮͛̅̿̂̄͘͝

[@siaowun9418]

4:00 time to start praying

[@onefourthree3129]

Thx for your hardworking 🙏

[@magilunedecelestia]

3:42 *(-__-)* cute

[@paradoxofmind]

Lulu's voice is pure ASMR but her stare elicits terrors novel to the human psyche. She is a V-tuber siren beckoning us to break free from our protective bindings to the ship's mast so we can foolishly dive into the watery abyss.

[@PK_Scratch]

She is absolutely precious. Konlulu. Umbasa.

[@VenoSupport]

Everyone, EVERYONE LISTEN She, DID NOT lose, you hear? She DID NOT lose Please don't make her angry, I'm the next one in line, if she's angry I don't kn-

[@iN_Vz]

Literally 'Congratulations, You played yourself'

[@CarryPotter007]

My heart just gave up for a moment after seeing Lulu's sad (kinda sad) face

[@_simon.s_]

I love the face she made after she "wins".

[@DarronGA]

So that's why the AI in Gundou stream had gained sentience, it was designed to contain something even more dangerous

[@AdiBGart]

Whatever she chants whenever she gives us that death stare, it pulls at my soul.

[@shadowknight9345]

The look of absolute shock on her face is priceless.

[@jackxonlee8193]

4:03 oh no see like Lulu is casting her spell again😂😂😂

[@Oz_Rion]

Everytime the bot gets a score a soul will get devoured by Lulu

[@neostorm999]

1:04 For reference purposes.

[@Weaklytune]

Me when someone coughs near me

[@tempeight]

3:10 "why am i hurting myself like this?" yeah,we know that she will hurt herself if she play human gam--

[@8Trasher8]

Wait wha-

[@bearfulgamerz9145]

I unconsciously raise my hands when Lulu looks directly at me... I don't know why but I think it is better to surrender than to fight...

[@NeroAlphoenix]

2:57 ＮＯＯＯＯＯＯ ＳＴＡＡＡＡＡＡＨＰ ＤＡＴ ＳＴＡＲＥ xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@Weaklytune]

*Hides under table*

[@yomebravo5030]

This is just like Pacific Rim. A battle between a monster and a robot.

[@Ty-bg7kz]

All I can imagine is smashing your own fingers at Chucky E. Cheese with the puck

[@thekuuderedude1737]

This is unnecessarily intense and I like it

[@harshsaini1105]

It wants me to commit not alive when she stares right into my soul and smile after she loses

[@mamertvonn]

i have found my one single favorite vtuber

[@dellingerthefightingfish5213]

2:57 my favorite part

[@kutejikashi1959]

She's angry..... You can eat me to calm do-

[@eru9654]

Damn i-

[@4Elister]

Makes you wonder what she actually said before saying "....one more.....one more....."

[@schleepuwu2541]

That "are" at 3-3 just got me

[@Commedl]

Bot vs bot

[@k_isforkaito.]

Lulu used "Haunting Stare"! Super Effective!

[@WANCHAN_123]

She just got a new form, guys. It is hard to control.

[@bayuangkasa4699]

Rust in pieces, bot. For making her defeat twice

[@kamenitachi2191]

4:04-why i can't hear her, im not worty?what im lacking of?maybe... 4:11-i've gained insight... now i can hear all... my godess

[@zaregoto6022]

The eldritch horror has finally met her match... herself

[@THECOLONEL50]

Look at it this was Lulu. It is really difficult to score 8 goals in row and still lose.

[@yannybee3707]

After watching Kanaways "kwjdueheh3id7shdnfori" gameplay, this one is refreshing and scar-

[@CrownBaumann]

Her face at the end was PRICELESS

[@zaregoto6022]

I like how we have the same strategy when it comes to air hockey Block the goal even if you're hitting the wall

[@lanyinghuang3731]

I honestly couldn't help but laugh at Lulu's misfortune. I know that I'm probably going to regret this by the end of the day though...

[@natinekochan6489]

Until this day,Bot#69420 still hasn't appeared,causing the game to freeze and cancel matchmaking automatically

[@RailtracksHD]

Lulu suffering brings me joy for some strange reason. 🤔

[@769_tYu]

This what we call 'art'

[@Mica9999]

怖い怖い怖い❗草 I'm dying of laughter!! I have tears from laughing.

[@JavvyF61]

"I'm not moving an inch" _proceeds to move several inches_

[@faishalamin6689]

2:47 she was like "do you see this shit???"

[@abednego_1254]

she is a threat even for herself

[@KasperianMagnol]

Nice going Art Student, you played yourself.

[@yuushich.45]

That smile in the end was so scary

[@makkusama6965]

Well Lulu really played herself .... . . . . . Ah... i guess i'll di-

[@anadaere6861]

1:28 Mass disappearances on going

[@Smoothbrain98]

I love the fact that the AI is barely trying....

[@ianvincent6670]

Only one can beat our eldritch goddess, and that is HERSELF :D

[@nomad123ad]

Don't worry guys, she's just chanting "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Lu'lu Vir'tual wgah'nagl fhtagn" at the end.

[@Chisato_Strafe]

She's too cute ... if only

[@kb5063]

Congratulations, you played yourself.

[@TheCarfelVirus]

Art student's weakness, geometry

[@kurosan0079]

Lulu is my sleep paralysis demon.

[@senint]

Huh... I didn’t know airhockey can also be found outside Finland... 🤔...it feels that rare of a game... (seen real boards at a very few fuelstation/restaurant stops... as well as one at army regiment I Did my service in... 🙄) ”The more you know”

[@sonicXstarhedgehog]

You remember that Thanos used the stones to destroy the stones? Well, this is the same... But with Lulu... Her ultimate weakness is Lulu Herse-

[@SamaelVR]

I get really scared when her pupils get big like that

[@maru3899]

The bot's dead. It messed with the wrong art student

[@panqueque445]

She's so good she bypassed the AI and beat herself.