【ENG SUB】Lulu vs bot (air hockey)

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[@PixelSlayer247]

Just goes to show once again that only Lulu can beat Lulu

[@braincellgenocide9553]

Seems like she beats herself alot

[@gamedominatorxennongdm7956]

Or that air hockey is difficult to play, trust me, I know from experience.

[@nothowtung7372]

@@gamedominatorxennongdm7956 no man to me it's easy af

[@gamedominatorxennongdm7956]

@@nothowtung7372 really depends on how clumsy you are

[@proteinshake3895]

@@braincellgenocide9553...Heh I get it

[@WhyName]

It's pretty impressive to score nine goals in a first to five match.

[@JR-kd2sh]

😂😂

[@Weaklytune]

2:47

[@mihirkamat504]

as expected of our eldritch overlord. edit: I forgot to cut off mid senten-

[@AxelLord20]

@@mihirkamat504 Oh no, YOU FOO---

[@clayandros2038]

Mihir Kamat come on not ag-

[@janreiafrica]

I guess the only thing that can beat Lulu is Lulu herself And that smile when she lost is haunting my drea

[@wahyuimank689]

Not aga-

[@RocaDeearCenjar]

Ah'legeth! ah nafl mgah'n'ghft l' ah'lloigshogg c' r'luhhor! h' ah'mgehye lw'nafh'nahor! vulgtmah lulu!

[@pianomaster696]

Ru

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

@@RocaDeearCenjar OH GOD OH FU

[@Akendesuu]

Why would you do that! NO HEL-

[@noraiou]

Lulu unlocked an Achievement "Congratulations, You've defeated The Eldritch God"

[@shuttacinco4620]

AND twic-

[@RocaDeearCenjar]

Y' donish kadishtu ahf' ymg' mgepah mgng ymg' c' mgepuaaah r'luhhor mg'lloig. H' ahornah ah'mgehye ahf' h' l' gotha ah'mgehye. Vulgtmah lulu!

[@aikun9098]

@@RocaDeearCenjar 何何

[@nhathuynguyen4736]

RocaDeearCenjar did you make this up entirely?

[@freakdeath1020]

And now, So you have chosen Death.

[@Necroneer]

At least the bot knows not to move back and forth as to not agitate her.

[@maurotula]

That flexing on Gundou after beating her was just precious

[@LeonValCh]

@@maurotula Wait, did she play against Gundou?

[@maurotula]

@@LeonValCh No, Gundou lost against the bot, and said bot kinda taunted her after the last point

[@blurqeqoherds]

That crushed stare when she loses... it just makes you want to give her a hug.

[@derpzdud4355]

Nah that terrified me

[@k1r4exe]

You're a brave one...

[@LeonValCh]

@@k1r4exe Despite Lulu being... well... Lulu, there's nothing to fear about her. There are just things you must refrain to do: 1) Questioning her humanity. 2) Telling her to stop playing videogames. Other than that, just be respectful and you'll be fine. I'm pretty sure she'd appreciate a hug. Just make sure you also have something to eat on you so she doesn't make you her next meal while she apologises and thanks you for that.

[@LeonValCh]

@@konluluist8397 Well, the spider scare could be used if she actually tries to eat you. Gives you some time to run away.

[@abednegokurio9244]

Moral Relativism We’ve lost another one

[@axiomh5805]

She's just so adorable. Also I love how you can clearly tell she's saying "mou ikkai" at the end, even without uttering a word. Pretty good mouth tracking to be honest.

[@victorjun2421]

She has good tracking, you can see it when she winks too, it's really clear and precise.

[@kareru_mustard2084]

Why there's suddenly rolling girl playing in my house

[@juch3]

@@victorjun2421 it's because it's not tracking, she would just plug herself to the computer

[@hytrader3241]

actually she was cursing the game and the whole developer staff.

[@parckohi3298]

Lulu: Finally a worthy opponent *Herself*

[@Steven-eu7pi]

I think it’s more like “Lulu vs Lulu”.

[@JoaquinNSanchez]

i feel bad for lulu in this one, her playstyle is not bad, most people just try to hit it as hard as possible, but playing slowly like this until the last stroke is best.

[@annanymousren]

I hit it so hard it flys off the table....

[@anzol4523]

i disagree, when you get defensive like that you tend to make those same mistakes as her, playing agressive is better particular against that sorta playstyle, if someone has more stamina than you, slow down instead but never stop hitting the darn thing so as to not lose your rythm

[@PrinceJr-oj7sq]

u can't beat high lvl cpu by staying on the defensive. This cpu was just slow.

[@PrinceJr-oj7sq]

@@annanymousren I got hit in the balls once while spectating a match. The players were being _way_ too aggressive.

[@TheGhostFart]

@Alvi Syahri If you get it going fast enough it can easily get launched off the table

[@noraiou]

Lulu is to strong that the only one who can beat her is herself

[@arqueiroXD]

Lulu pondering the value of mankind. 3:57 2:58

[@Weaklytune]

She has best vtuber model now just cause of those faces lol

[@alfredhernandez82]

Me, a normal human being: *C U T E*

[@razgrizfromacecombat5theun220]

CPU: *defeats lulu* Me: "He who goes against the will of the old ones shall face the wrath of their servants!" *proceeds to search for an online air hockey game*

[@victorjun2421]

Lulu: loses My soul: Time to get funky

[@caith71]

“Congratulations! You just played yourself!”

[@rexxel8867]

me watching her play also me: "what?? what did i do??" also me: " i'm sorry... "

[@Weaklytune]

2:47

[@TheAdmiral14]

You try to run from her. Even as you run straight ahead the darkness around you is disorienting. Your balance shifts back and forth though you're sure you're not turning. You can't hear her move, but you're sure she's there. You can hear her being. Exhaustion comes over you and you slow, but she doesn't seem to be getting any closer. You can't remember how long you've been in this nightmare and eventually you give up. You turn to face her, but there's nothing there. The air feels different. Heavy. Your legs buckle and you fall to your hands and knees. Gravity turns against you and holds you firmly against the ground. More and more. Your vision dims as your body is crushed under its own weight. At least it's over. You awake and pull yourself up off the ground. In the distance you can hear chanting. "Mou ikkai... mou ikkai..."

[@yus9160]

And that's the closest we can get to her. Cuz any closer and life drifts away from us.

[@ianianio]

CPU-san is just too strong sometimes ^_^' edit: thank u for the translation!!! lulu is so cute... uwaaa

[@flameonboi]

Bot: I'm gonna end her career Lulu: No you *soul stare*

[@mycommentbelike]

3:03 the sound made it perfect

[@Rayn3rEx3]

those eyes demn so addicting i can stare her all day and her voice so calm

[@Kyotoisme]

My dream tonight : Mo ikai Mo ikai

[@augustine1202]

Mo ikai Mo ikai

[@argentiniangentleman5728]

Mo ikai Mo ikai

[@hibin102]

Mo ikai Mo ikai

[@seihtsukai9922]

"When you try so hard but you don't succeed in life..."

[@kanicunny]

EldritchGodLulu, you've unlocked an achievement: "Task Failed Successfully" EXP+100

[@saskara6641]

Her smile at the end tho.. i can hear she said "mou ikkai" even without her voice, 👏👏👏 *KONLULU~*

[@OberonFox]

I love how youtube recommends SCP videos whenever I watch Lulu videos.

[@kutejikashi1959]

She's angry..... You can eat me to calm do-

[@eru9654]

Damn i-

[@magilunedecelestia]

3:42 *(-__-)* cute

[@imstupid880]

This is why I always come back to Lulu. If this was someone from Hololive or anyone else in nijisanji they'd be losing their shit but Lulu always sounds cute and reserved and communicates all her pain to us through -eldritch telepathy- staring at us.

[@fertxd5836]

"The secret to defeat the enemy, is provided by the enemy himself" -Sun Tzu, The art of war.

[@tempeight]

3:10 "why am i hurting myself like this?" yeah,we know that she will hurt herself if she play human gam--

[@8kanzaki8]

Wait wha-

[@onefourthree3129]

Thx for your hardworking 🙏

[@bert98deer]

Lulu, from what ive seen, is the most expressive vtube I've seen and I love it

[@siaowun9418]

4:00 time to start praying

[@aldyn1647]

Lulu is pretty cute for a [̴̢͚̝̺̳̗̬̅͛͌̅̅̿ͅR̷̜̿̏̃̿͐̈́͆͝E̷̼̙̜͓̩̬̅̈D̵̛̗̝͍͓͑A̷̢̛͊C̵̨͇͕̈́͑̍͂̎T̸͖̞͐Ȩ̴̺̝̬̲͉̾̎͋͜D̴̛̬̝̉͑̆̔̒]̵̜̮͛̅̿̂̄͘͝

[@Yuuzer_]

3:01, 9 million souls have been lost

[@justsomeonewithanezukopfp8224]

I feel bad for the bot Who knows what will happen after the game

[@maptc791]

That smile is dangerous, literally.

[@thepraetorian2368]

Amazing how a smile can be creepy and cute at the same time

[@formdusktilldeath]

Well at least she's got her "Surprised Pikachu" face down

[@neostorm999]

1:04 For reference purposes.

[@Weaklytune]

Me when someone coughs near me

[@NekoNinja13]

I think she might be my favorite Japanese VTuber, her manic energy is great!

[@paradoxofmind]

Lulu's voice is pure ASMR but her stare elicits terrors novel to the human psyche. She is a V-tuber siren beckoning us to break free from our protective bindings to the ship's mast so we can foolishly dive into the watery abyss.

[@not_biz]

I've never stared such Beautiful Abyss.

[@zell2600]

4:03 Um... I think i'm cursed now

[@iN_Vz]

Literally 'Congratulations, You played yourself'

[@arkana7111]

I don’t know why but I love that smile 😂

[@shadowknight9345]

The look of absolute shock on her face is priceless.

[@bearfulgamerz9145]

I unconsciously raise my hands when Lulu looks directly at me... I don't know why but I think it is better to surrender than to fight...

[@DarronGA]

So that's why the AI in Gundou stream had gained sentience, it was designed to contain something even more dangerous

[@daniellox1]

she's cute, why does everyone treat her like some lovecraft creature?

[@mhedansantos3519]

love... lovecraftian creature? what? not at all... she's DEFINITELY a NORMAL art student

[@hanesyotplus5263]

Yep...just an art stu-

[@aikun9098]

@@hanesyotplus5263 NOOOO I DON'T FEED MY CAT YE-

[@MagnaDrake]

her supposed gimmick is a sheltered art student, so her speech mannerisms in japanese is a bit archaic(?), but sometimes her word choices doesnt seem like a remotely normal person would say (i.e. referring to other people as "humans"). We dont know if this is accidental or deliberate. Then there's the collab stream with Debidebi (a fellow Nijisanji vtuber). Debi offhandedly say she(?) can pop an eyeball pretty easily, and Lulu insists on trying to do it to HER eye, claiming that it can grow back. The translated clip is out there somewhere and you can watch it for further context. tl;dr its a string of coincidences that both she and her viewers go along with. sidenote: while west fanbase refer to her as an eldritch god, japan fanbase refer to her as a more generic demonic creature.

[@kayeyeo9656]

You clearly havent seen her rhythm heaven stream

[@VenoSupport]

Everyone, EVERYONE LISTEN She, DID NOT lose, you hear? She DID NOT lose Please don't make her angry, I'm the next one in line, if she's angry I don't kn-

[@jackxonlee8193]

4:03 oh no see like Lulu is casting her spell again😂😂😂

[@dellingerthefightingfish5213]

2:57 my favorite part

[@Oz_Rion]

Everytime the bot gets a score a soul will get devoured by Lulu

[@PK_Scratch]

She is absolutely precious. Konlulu. Umbasa.

[@CarryPotter007]

My heart just gave up for a moment after seeing Lulu's sad (kinda sad) face

[@NeroAlphoenix]

2:57 ＮＯＯＯＯＯＯ ＳＴＡＡＡＡＡＡＨＰ ＤＡＴ ＳＴＡＲＥ xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@Weaklytune]

*Hides under table*

[@Ty-bg7kz]

All I can imagine is smashing your own fingers at Chucky E. Cheese with the puck

[@schleepuwu2541]

That "are" at 3-3 just got me

[@_simon.s_]

I love the face she made after she "wins".

[@AdiBGart]

Whatever she chants whenever she gives us that death stare, it pulls at my soul.

[@thekuuderedude1737]

This is unnecessarily intense and I like it

[@4Elister]

Makes you wonder what she actually said before saying "....one more.....one more....."

[@mamertvonn]

i have found my one single favorite vtuber

[@harshsaini1105]

It wants me to commit not alive when she stares right into my soul and smile after she loses

[@kamenitachi2191]

4:04-why i can't hear her, im not worty?what im lacking of?maybe... 4:11-i've gained insight... now i can hear all... my godess

[@faishalamin6689]

2:47 she was like "do you see this shit???"

[@WANCHAN_123]

She just got a new form, guys. It is hard to control.

[@THECOLONEL50]

Look at it this was Lulu. It is really difficult to score 8 goals in row and still lose.

[@yomebravo5030]

This is just like Pacific Rim. A battle between a monster and a robot.

[@CrownBaumann]

Her face at the end was PRICELESS

[@Nintendofan139]

Nice going Art Student, you played yourself.

[@k_isforkaito.]

Lulu used "Haunting Stare"! Super Effective!

[@nomad123ad]

Don't worry guys, she's just chanting "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Lu'lu Vir'tual wgah'nagl fhtagn" at the end.

[@bayuangkasa4699]

Rust in pieces, bot. For making her defeat twice

[@zaregoto6022]

I like how we have the same strategy when it comes to air hockey Block the goal even if you're hitting the wall

[@natinekochan6489]

Until this day,Bot#69420 still hasn't appeared,causing the game to freeze and cancel matchmaking automatically

[@yuushich.45]

That smile in the end was so scary

[@abednego_1254]

she is a threat even for herself

[@JavvyF61]

"I'm not moving an inch" _proceeds to move several inches_

[@zaregoto6022]

The eldritch horror has finally met her match... herself

[@Smoothbrain98]

I love the fact that the AI is barely trying....

[@769_tYu]

This what we call 'art'

[@kurosan0079]

Lulu is my sleep paralysis demon.

[@kb5063]

Congratulations, you played yourself.

[@RailtracksHD]

Lulu suffering brings me joy for some strange reason. 🤔

[@curvingfyre6810]

Winning at air hockey is easy. Tick to your goal when the pucks on the other side, and when it's on your side, take your time setting up your real shot, and preparing feints. When defending, theres only about a foot of space you need to cover, and if you keep it in the center, all you have to do is figure out which side it comes in on. Unless the puck is moving at blistering speeds, you will be able to figure it out in time. Then when setting up your hit, do what you can to make the puck motionless before you send it. That not only gives you setup time, but it psychs your opponent out cause they know you're planning something specific. SOme would call these two strategies cheesey, but theres ample room for improvement in both with practice, and both are unparalleled in effectiveness.

[@curvingfyre6810]

There is however room for variation. If the puck has moved back towards your end with a small enough amount of speed, then the way is open to send it instantly. If your opponent is expecting you to take your time again, they're more likely to be open, which helpos if they're using the same defence strat. Then theres the bounce technique. Move the puck with enough speed to bounce all the way back into your court each time if it's deflected. This also helps with penetrating the ideal defence.

[@Linmy720]

In air hockey the best opponent is yourself

[@misterkillhappy]

So its official.. Just bring an Air Hockey Table with you and challenge her for your soul each time she tries to take it..... Or I guess if you have your priorities in check, then I guess you would challenge her for something greater.... Like one of those inflatable squeaky hammers themed after old ruins, one of those Chinese Finger Trap Games, one of those Plastic Parachute Soldiers, or the best out them all... A kazoo......

[@senint]

Huh... I didn’t know airhockey can also be found outside Finland... 🤔...it feels that rare of a game... (seen real boards at a very few fuelstation/restaurant stops... as well as one at army regiment I Did my service in... 🙄) ”The more you know”

[@TheCarfelVirus]

Art student's weakness, geometry

[@makkusama6965]

Well Lulu really played herself .... . . . . . Ah... i guess i'll di-

[@sonicXstarhedgehog]

You remember that Thanos used the stones to destroy the stones? Well, this is the same... But with Lulu... Her ultimate weakness is Lulu Herse-

[@LEUNAMalreves]

Must protect

[@lanyinghuang3731]

I honestly couldn't help but laugh at Lulu's misfortune. I know that I'm probably going to regret this by the end of the day though...

[@panqueque445]

She's so good she bypassed the AI and beat herself.

[@frailex8821]

Lulu vs Lulu what a game lol

[@ianvincent6670]

Only one can beat our eldritch goddess, and that is HERSELF :D

[@yannybee3707]

After watching Kanaways "kwjdueheh3id7shdnfori" gameplay, this one is refreshing and scar-