Vulgaris Magistralis - Heidevolk

[@diegoavesani530]

I'm a med student and during an internship in a surgery room (where there's usually music) i asked if we could listen to this. After the first minute the cardio surgeon who was leading the operation dropped the scalpel, with a manly scream ripped the heart out of the patient's chest with his bare hands, and bite it, removing the tumor and saving the man's life. After that, he ran out the room...the last time someone saw him he was fighting giants in Iceland with a axe.

[@cjvvhdkdkxk8996]

Ok bra

[@milan-rk2cu]

hello bro my teacher did make this song

[@LordTrolldemord]

🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@vidard9863]

Seems legit.

[@Chrominator2004]

Va bra 👍🏻

[@TheCanadianWanderer]

10 Million. I drink to the health of all of you and yours.

[@exiavaganza]

Drinking the blood of your enemies I guess

[@ridleyrage5283]

And to you and your kin! May they endure thousands of years!

[@mistersimple1986]

Skål 🍺

[@ETAisNOW]

@@exiavaganzaHe’s Canadian, he ain’t drinking nothing but maple syrup while asking people to fight his battles.

[@bonikula9150]

I am in Zimbabwe and this song just fixed the economy.

[@ankat6833]

@jeanluc305 But this song was written by white guys

[@ProletarianNuklearWarrior]

Colonisation was also by white guys

[@Well_Nas]

@jeanluc305 Nop

[@Well_Nas]

But really,rock are universal.

[@jakemocci3953]

There’s only one song that can fix occupied Rhodesia.

[@valtersplume3726]

The person who wrote this song clearly tried to make the anthem of masculinity. And he succeeded. I feel manlier already.

[@reverendjimjones1043]

Bennie Jolink

[@Quattro666_]

Mic drop

[@igneous061]

AHOM AHUM

[@pieterfrancoisvanderhoofd8810]

He did. It takes me to my own life Dont give up ever, and stay hidden if can its so real 2 me :)

[@The_Gloamer]

More like a joke about a prehistoric guy living in the woods in present day Netherlands, nothing really about masculinity lmao

[@hlalakar4156]

The manliest song in history. I grew a third ball just listening to it.

[@ansuz5903]

I gained a fourth one

[@hlalakar4156]

@Camron Paez It can be both!

[@patriciajartas539]

Hahahahaha

[@WhateverNameIsStillAvailable]

If you could actually understand what he is saying, you would facepalm so hard! 🤦‍♂️🤣

[@hlalakar4156]

@@WhateverNameIsStillAvailable please enlighten us.

[@Tarradax]

I played this song before going to bed. I woke up with a beard, a battleaxe, my car turned into a longboat filled with loot and my neighbor's house was mysteriously raided during the night.

[@powerneg]

I am sure that when Odin saw what the raiders did to your neighbour, he gave you that battle-axe to protect him

[@mordreek]

I can't remember when i had this much pure fun listening to a song. No angst or aggression, just wild abandon and fierce joy. Hailsa Tyr

[@mrd4616]

Never

[@valtersplume3726]

I played this while my cat was in the room. He already had stripes, but now he's a full-blown tiger. And I'm now a badass warrior who rides around on the said tiger.

[@rtb42]

He-man and the Gringer, right?

[@aceace3891]

Dio, is that you?

[@onkelkonkel5]

Clarification: Wodan and Donar are the ancient names of the old Norse gods Odin and Thor.

[@Grizzly_mike_00]

Well yes but no. Wodan and Donar are Germanic while Odin and Thor are Nordic. The difference is like the Roman and the Greek Gods. Basically they just have diffetent names but still are pretty much the same Kind Regards from Austria

[@KajiRider1997]

They are the germanic version of the names Old English = Thunar = Thunder Old high German/old Dutch = Donar = Dunner/Donder Old Frisian = Thunner = Tonger For Odin its different because he is known as the god with many titles.

[@KajiRider1997]

Funny enough all we do for Lady Hel is add a A at the end lol Hela, Hela, Holala~ Lady Hel is just awesome like that. Not even Marvel and Disney can ruin her and they sure did try! Hail Hel!

[@gelirwen9329]

Germanic version i think

[@ozymandias1759]

Wotan/Woden und Donar😊

[@TeshnosFire]

"Weird professor heard of me" - >Richard Dawkins I'm dying.

[@anthonyhayes1267]

I didn't realize that was meme daddy

[@KungKras]

Richard Dawkins was BIG on 2010 youtube @@anthonyhayes1267

[@CulturaGame]

That kind of music you like from the first time you hear.

[@resdrumredrum1902]

Diego Bittencourt before they had into english. i had the song memorized with agh ugh

[@SortenRavn]

Did you hear the original tune too? It's even better

[@ericfuston8450]

100% it came up for me on spotifiy and i fell in love with it the first time i heard it!

[@grazy4ever26]

Cool

[@joshbray5036]

Thought this was the weirdest foreign language song I ever heard! Still is! The reason why I fell in love with this band is that their songs didn’t all sound like this!

[@DorianTheReaper]

I am dutch and i can confirm that this is how we do things here.

[@kensei232]

Yah sure U do... in between fluffing the Brits & the Yanks.

[@kiddhkane]

Haha, before or after ahmeds piss on you?

[@remco.l4891]

It's alleen true in d'n Dutch region called d'n Achterhook where wi'j still ride on mammoeten

[@JackSparrow-tn6ic]

How the fuck did the comment section of this song turn so ugly fast?

[@DorianTheReaper]

I have no idea dude, i think most people are drunk when listening to this song. Gtg ride a mammoth now and get some cheese.

[@kirtash777]

This will always be "The Angry Space Marines Song" to me.

[@jeffstedham]

wait Warhammer 40k?

[@commissarkordoshky219]

@@jeffstedham kzbin.info/www/bejne/mZWmoXlupJp_i9E

[@valtersplume3726]

*ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!*

[@intuendaecivilization9365]

That is *amazing!*

[@demonickiller6315]

Space wolves, this fits them incredibly well.

[@jorenthar9186]

Played this song to a vegan friend of mine, he returned in the evening naked covered in mud and blood carrying a dead elk he killed with his bare hands.

[@UncleFester84]

He's cured then!

[@strongbear3369]

Amen!

[@ZombasticRex]

That's badass!

[@SuomiFinn42]

lol

[@allgodsnomasters2822]

Ancestors ate meat rarely but alright

[@wouko]

My cat and I listened to this song. She is now a tiger and I am riding her like He-Man looking for Skeletor.

[@ethanor]

I sang along to this song. Doing the first verse, my beard grew 10 inches in a Nordic, reddish blonde colour. I was so surprised by this that in the second verse, i bit off my tongue and the blood flooded the valleys and drowned my enemies. Nearing the end of the song, and the end of my ebbing life, Valkyries descended from up high on their mighty steeds to collect my soul for Odin's table, as well as sewing my tongue together. But the thing that really surprised me, is that Valhalla gets wifi.

[@gilessaint-loup2426]

Damn it Moon Moon.

[@enderborn6860]

they gotta keep up with the era ragnarok aint coming that soon so they have to upgrade wislt sutur is getting ready

[@michaelsantamaria3053]

@@gilessaint-loup2426 that because in typical viking fashion they stole Christian heaven wi-fi password

[@Bififress0r]

Can't remember anymore where I did hear about the derpy wolf "Moon Moon"... wish I could >.< Still loving the leftover memories.

[@helpme6230]

Beautiful

[@itsdokko2990]

possibly, the MANLIEST voices i've ever heard in my whole life

[@MrDarxy]

link to original?

[@zZGzHD]

IK BUN VULGARIS MAGISTRALIS

[@Roppm]

Tavish Finnegan DeGroot Normaal - vulgaris magistralis = original

[@BewareOfTheKraut]

You wanna hear a manly voice singing an old Germanic song? watch?v=jCOCiXk6ZMM

[@MACIEJ454545]

I've played this while cooking... Now I have a bearded cake.

[@serpent224]

stay away from acdc while cooking, you'll be eating nothing but balls

[@flotnar2512]

This just cracks me up cheers for you and yohr 4 year old bearded cake

[@Phobos1483]

Since when do you cook a cake? (Since it's metal of course)

[@Marine2010NM]

I've just came back home from a concert of heidevolk. This song... Damn... I can't express my joy when they've started playing this and all of us were singing along. It's an EXPERIENCE worth living.

[@corvrieswijk4884]

This song makes me proud to be Dutch!!!🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

[@exiavaganza]

Are you riding mammoths?

[@Johnnybravo..]

​@@exiavaganzaOnly when my T-rex has a hangover

[@mitcheldenhartog1886]

Hup!!!

[@LiittleMissMona]

First song I knew from Heidevolk... still my favorite. Just perfection !

[@jeancasagrande3730]

Monaa Mona Actually it's a cover for Normaal.

[@matyasszabo6000]

Jean Casagrande That is right :D

[@LiittleMissMona]

Jean Casagrande I didn't know that :D but does this matter? It is still the first song I heard from Heidevolk :D

[@jeancasagrande3730]

No it doesn't, just for knowing... :)

[@majordbag2]

+Jean Casagrande I wish they had a version with Normaal Vocals and Heidevolk instrumentals.

[@tanktv3794]

Wow, my beard grew 20 centimeters listening to this.

[@toasterrobot8566]

im drowning in my beard...

[@troyroberts5450]

LMFAO!!

[@gdybykozkakwiecienplecient2567]

+Troy Roberts???

[@pangardaniel0078]

The most metal comment to ever enter youtube Haha

[@ibrahimeser2537]

i knew that there will be a comment like this :D i guess im to late :D

[@thevioletskull8158]

Metal and folk music are a mash made in heaven.

[@strange_0ne535]

I listened to this with my yorkie and my gecko. I now have a wolf and a dinosaur

[@Joakin93]

You mean a wolf and a half rooster

[@mightylad2197]

This is the most MANLY song I have ever heard in my lifetime. It makes me want to go bench press locomotives.

[@nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115]

I hear this one when working out. It works... a lot!

[@willelam9220]

Yeah im guessing this guy invented the man card!

[@Mortum_Rex]

Look up I'm a Man by Black Strobe.

[@jessecoc6247]

@@one1__man_army338 yeah some sabaton or manowar

[@RØSSETTØ.KUSTØM.MØPEDS]

Mr. Incredible's work out jam

[@Colancio]

I listen to this song while dinner and now Odin is at my table too

[@FireSpittingHellcat]

At least it wasn't Thor, or he'd have eaten your food as well as his own. :p

[@PrimordialNightmare]

Be glad it wasn't that Asshole giant whiches servant ate the dishes and the table as well!

[@FireSpittingHellcat]

Good lords. Feckin' jotun...At least Thor's got manners enough to leave the damn table alone. xD

[@atlashorne5655]

Tell him I say "Hi". It's been a while, y'know?

[@DonNadie756]

Eat you food with Odin being you table...No manly

[@Hektabyte]

This song is about some guy riding a woolly mammoth and Richard Dawkins chasing him with a lasso. #FYI

[@pinkfreud62]

Not to mention they're trying to make him a movie star.

[@northern_norse_celt1345]

Commissar_Dan Say that such a image makes you harder than Woden's arms. Commissar Fuklaw sends his regards btw

[@northern_norse_celt1345]

Commissar_Dan YOU DOUBT THE COMMISSAR'S PROWESS AND LONGEVITY? SOUNDS LIKE HERESY TO ME! :D

[@kevinoverton7777]

And on Sunday a Mastodon...

[@TheFifthHorseman_]

pinkfreud62 Secret origin of Arnold Schwarzenegger? ;-)

[@d6u6k6e81]

Bester Song von Heidevolk! ! ! Wird auf jeder Camp-Site von uns gespielt (und das nicht nur einmal)! ! !

[@stancelife_]

by Normaal, covered by heidevolk.

[@fietemuller757]

Schön, dass man euch im gleichen Volk versteht! Love & peace aus dem oberen Sachsen, über der Elbe! Gleiche Sprache, gleiches Volk!!

[@TheWrathofSkoll]

This is Folk Metal, good sir. Probably one of the greatest things to exist.

[@AKUKUN9]

AU AU AU AU!!

[@peturkristinsson9463]

ahu aho

[@Attilakrieger]

Who let the dogs out?

[@AKUKUN9]

Ardamastor Thats WOOF WOOF WOOF

[@RanOutOfIdeas4aName]

+WOLF58 in Portuguese "Au" is exactly the onomatopoeia we use for a dog barking.

[@AKUKUN9]

RanOutOfIdeas4aName well Im not Portuguese

[@michaelwilburn5582]

Greatest leap of faith random KZbin suggestion ever. My life changed today.

[@trendior2503]

I just love how these Norse/Germanic Gods and Heroes are full of steroids.

[@kolsveinnskraevolding]

+Bruce Slajvic It's byoutiful.

[@richardballs8618]

+Bruce Slajvic Woden is 100% natty m8

[@TheRathead80]

+Bruce Slajvic its actually 100% natural. nowadays it would be steroids.

[@SquirrelGamez]

+Bruce Slajvic In Norse Germany, steroids are full of you

[@redflare545]

haha its dutch XD

[@wabsol]

This song helped me when i was broken, by bringing me the best starview.

[@jiniescat71]

Love it!! My neighbors HATE it!!! I have a very bad habit of playing this at 4.30 am at full volume. TOTALLY AWESOME DRINKING SONG!!!! GREAT FOR MAKEING YOUR NEIGHBORS CRAZY!!! KEEP ROCKING!!!!

[@CornerTalker]

This is about the great-grandfather of Chuck Norris, his inspiration and childhood hero.

[@ZaleraArkanus666]

Are those translated lyrics accurate? If so those are some of the coolest, most badass lyrics I have ever heard.

[@mouwersor]

They are.

[@artemis_areia8108]

One of the best translations

[@AmyraCarter]

Given the dialect, they're not only accurate, but incredibly so.

[@varangianguard7764]

@@artemis_areia8108 Bedroevend slecht bedoel je! :D Beetje Google Translate meets steenkolen Engels meets Yankee Dutch, zeg maar. Lijkt niet echt uit te maken, volgens mij komt de bedoeling wel over.

[@oida10000]

@@varangianguard7764 I take it you don't find the translation accurate.

[@dand5990]

My chest hair just grew it's own chest hair.

[@ThorbenYMCMB]

best comment on any folk metal song ever

[@Dettlaff2]

with more hair

[@kvdngz7652]

lmfaoooo

[@dederredy]

Rofl

[@sebathadah1559]

and my pubes grew their own pubes....

[@rexcaliburn]

Vulagaris Magistralis is the only man Chuck Norris fears,

[@pedrolucasdesousa4718]

And Technoviking

[@conorpenix4219]

I'd say it's more respect and apprehension than fear

[@thitsugaya1224]

Nah, they're friends, who do you think eays the other half of the raptor?

[@ProcyonDei]

Vulgaris Magistralis is Chuck Norri's grandfather. Naturally Chuck looks up to him and fears him.

[@conquest4783]

They are related, so I imagine Chuck looks up to him.

[@seansudalaimani464]

This song cured coronavirus

[@makinhoszuqueinbergui1825]

ohohohoohohohooohohooh!!!!!!!

[@PaulaRuhl]

it did

[@VValtersMusic]

you mean it slaughtered it lol

[@danielamaripillan3464]

jajajajajajajaajaj

[@ADeadlierSnake]

Not in the US lol

[@AbsoluteMongoloid]

This song has Dinosaurs and Movie Directors and Norse Gods all at once... and I can't get enough!

[@avelsalazar1]

Every man on earth should learn this song and sing it at least once a day.

[@GreenFlameTheGF]

This may raise voliance as side effect.

[@ansuz5903]

That symbol is from the Necronomicon

[@jonhy1398]

I listen to this three times a day, i set this song as my alarm a year ago, and i still love it

[@feykprofitmomo]

allahusnackbar💣🍫

[@hhhhkkmmcc3089]

​@@feykprofitmomoretard Looser

[@alucardvanhelsing8387]

het NEDERLANDSE VOLK VOOR EEWIG, DIT IS IMMENS HILLARISCH Deze muziek zorgt ervoor dat ik mijn moedertaal terug appricieer - een maffe professor

[@KingMumble]

+Alucard Van Helsing Ik ben blij dat jij het Nederlandse volk zegt en niet het hollandse! Tenminste iemand die het verschil weet!

[@secondsidegaming5158]

+Alucard Van Helsing Als mensen nou ook s wisten dat dit n cover was dan had ik een stuk meer vetrouwen in het volk....

[@alucardvanhelsing8387]

het is toch een cover van normaal?

[@secondsidegaming5158]

Jazekers!

[@jeroenderidder5769]

+Kiliana Van Hauwe normaal

[@eolkinc.2381]

My friend's wedding started with this song!

[@tulipalll]

You have cool friends

[@markwhitaker5845]

Ohhh man!! Thats awesome!!

[@ddraig1509]

I’m going to create a berserker on skyrim called Vulgaris Magistralis and Slaughter imperials

[@Douglas_Reuber]

thank you, your service is valued

[@zekun4741]

The Emperor is nothing but a puppet of the Thalmor

[@catboynestormakhno2694]

​@@zekun4741 ​I mean the Thalmor have been helping the stormcloacks to keep the civil war going, by letting Ulfric go in a way where he would think he escaped, so they can take over the land when the fighting has taken its men, but sure its the imperials that are a puppet of the Thalmor I dont see the stormcloacks wining in a fair fight agaisnt the Thalmor after driving the imperials out so id suggest that the nords keep fighting for their land, but instead of doing full scale battles they instead seek to do guerilla style warfare doing their best to keep vision of imperial reinforcements and supplylines they can intercept, and that way keeping the stormcloack casualites to a minimum, for when the Thamlor are gonna send the real war their way. Sadly Ulfric isnt wise enough to realize any of this, and the land of skyrim has already been lost if it ends in his hands Finding lowly guarded towns that have some form of importance to the imperials, then sending forces that are bound to win against the town guards, proceding to pretend they are gonna keep the town under stormcloack influence but in reality using burnt and salted ground tactics, so to make imperial reinforcements waste their time or even be ambushed in vallies, woods, snowy areas (using ski like contraptions like the fins against the soviets) or other places that are easy to hide in and have lots of tight spaces (kill zones), using things like being crushed by boulders, being sorunded by forest fires and shoot down by bowmen would be effective in limiting the amount of stormclaock causualties here. Depending on how close they are to mountain areas with good choke points the men would be needed to be given horses per 2 or so men, so they can ride of when the hit has been done. These kind of hits have a very limited time they can be done after the first one has been set in motion, so the longer the stormcloacks use to prepair these kind of attacks througout all of skyrim the better. Also this strategy would make it very hard for the Thalmor to invade cause it would essentially do so all the farmable land in skyrim would be in areas that are easier to guard for the stormcloacks than for the Thalmors to invade, just cause theres less land to farm on, also if the thalmor take any ground the nearby towns would be needed to be burnt down ofc Also an important thing in all of this strategy is having vast amounts of salted meat hidden around the mountains of skyrim so small groups of warriors could hold choke points for at least weeks, searching for moments where they can escape, having prey pets would also be a great way of gathering some ekstra food in these situations, without the enemy troops knowing any better. The salted meat would be pretty easy to gather, cause the giants and their mammoths arent unkillable and even npcs have been shown they can kill them if they are in big enough groups

[@sychoserbianljubisic4438]

I mean you can massacre both LOL

[@TheNappalorian]

Ehh, I didn't get involved in the war.... I just went on a Thalmor killing spree and called it a day XD

[@Tom-bn5nc]

This makes me remember the days in which I grew up in de Achterhoek. There are still some pagan traditions we celebrated there. I can still remember my grandfather blowing the midwinter horn and de "Paasvuur" (Easter fire) every easter. For those that do not know it, Easter is NOT christian, Easter is a pagan celebration of the goddess Ostara. We celebrate her with lighting up a bonfire. I miss those days.

[@zanlam2476]

An Athiest, a Vegan and a pagan walk into a bar. How do you know? because they tell everyone within two minutes....

[@abhimanyudharma21]

Nice Tom now hunt down the desert chumps!!

[@dagmarbreuker9079]

Ik vind het toch raar om Nederlandse metal te horen. Op een of andere manier kan ik het minder goed serieus nemen, meestal luister ik naar Noorse metal :)

[@Llortnerof]

@@zanlam2476 As if the atheist and the pagan ever got a word in over the vegan ordering a 0 calorie, gluten and lactose free vegan hops smoothie and telling everybody how important being vegan is.

[@zanlam2476]

@@Llortnerof Fuck em

[@hrcn7593]

My beard grew It's own beard, and It's holding a battleaxe for some reason. Help.

[@toshirohitsugaya2391]

Quick, give it mead!

[@Irmarinen]

Pee on it to show dominance.

[@ReasonAboveEverything]

Irmarinen 😂😂😂😂

[@jarvawolf4369]

MY beard will help your beard hold that axe

[@turkishturk7497]

WE WİLL EAT KURIFADULYE PİLAV WİTH ODİN İN VALLHALLLAAAa

[@demoncleaner01]

Their version is just magic! Live is just as good. The whole crowd cheered!!

[@vasilimelnyk903]

This song is pure testosterone...

[@DorianTheReaper]

Dude my entire country is just testosterone, we don't have blood in our veins, just testosterone.

[@xiijinpingthesupremeleader1349]

@@DorianTheReaper which country do you belong bro??

[@DorianTheReaper]

@@xiijinpingthesupremeleader1349 Netherlands

[@The_Real_Frisbee]

I'm so tough I have muscles on my eyeballs.

[@sussyfallen2914]

after hearing this I have too

[@TacticalKnife17]

ew.

[@fsmoura]

everyone has muscles on their eyeballs, how do you think they turn around?

[@AbsoluteMongoloid]

@@fsmoura Those muscles are behind your eyeballs. This guy's got muscles ON his eyeballs!

[@ridiculousnicholas4732]

I ate a bowl of nails for breakest without any milk

[@grangisjefe2564]

When I woke up my enemies were driven before me and all I could hear was the lamentations of the women.

[@Irmarinen]

I get it!

[@PaulKMF1]

By Crom!

[@FireLancet]

There is nothing more satisfying than folk metal and manual labor. Proud day to be a man. I've listened to this for about 4 years now.

[@surrealengineering7884]

I played this song in Zimbabwe, now it's Rhodesia.

[@okyyoesandi4517]

I don't understand why am I laughing so hard with the lyric lol but I kinda love it

[@frayedendsofsanity1733]

The lyrics are basically Chuck Norris jokes.

[@okyyoesandi4517]

@@frayedendsofsanity1733 cannot argue with that lol

[@edmundmcmahon859]

I love the primal feel that this song conjures up - one of the strengths of true metal and brilliantly realised by Heidevolk. Thank you Vivant for providing the lyrics, both humorous and inspiring.

[@casvandijck9338]

The original conjured those feelings just as well, if you wanna hear it its originally by Normaal.

[@edmundmcmahon859]

@@casvandijck9338 Yes, I've heard the original as well. love the video clip with his big fake teeth.

[@RuneKingThor7]

I too am a distant cousin of, Vulgaris Magistralis. A month before the family reunion at Yule, the men get together, riding out on our mastodons and track down our Yule Dinner armed with stone spears. Aged Tyrannosaurus meat makes good eating. 🍺

[@thebroskeez]

I had to use my friend's computer to type this comment because while I was listening to it my beard grew so long it interweaved itself through my laptop's motherboard and turned my video card into a steel battleaxe and my hard drive into a frothy flagon of mead. I'm not even mad.

[@daytenanderson3898]

0.o

[@Markye_Takamoto]

thebroskeez Seems legit

[@tretrotrotre]

Before listen this i was a woman who sewed wedding dresses, now i'm an ultra muscled warrior who eats sharks before they realized they were eaten.

[@MrHFAlucard]

+tretrotrotre I lold...thx 4 making my Day^^

[@untipomuygenialtestahablan8790]

Ye :v

[@mojoforthewin3069]

whynotboth.jpg

[@Dreki-eu3kk]

You are a interesting person. I like you ^~^

[@Volcano4981]

Real life Shieldmaiden confirmed! May Odin the Allfather's strength, pursuit of wisdom and His ravens Huginn and Munnin be with you!

[@BewareOfTheKraut]

I fucking love this shit and understand everything! Greetings from a German living 30 km away from Winterswijk. Kibbeling Rulez!!!

[@toriko4603]

This is what i got when i asked youtube for the manliest song ever and I was not disappointed.

[@robinliesens7983]

Dammit, my dog turned into a dire wolf.

[@gilessaint-loup2426]

Is that a bad thing? (I know this is way late)

[@maciejmaciejewicz2569]

its one of those tunes you can listen over and over again while you sharpen your fav ax

[@MicroBalrog]

I actually listen to it while practicing axe fighting.

[@luanasampaio84]

Simplesmente perfeito ! Amo muito !

[@robertsonleny]

Foda msm ! \m/

[@gatyu157]

br o/ :V

[@BateraTV]

Luana Sampaio Melhor música!

[@GilgameshApproves]

***** nem, woden hertz um-ilha

[@tony72977]

O povo da terra de Tia Dilma curti

[@danielleavesley1117]

I’m in Canada and I rock this song all week

[@corpsetime]

3:29 holy fuck "And I work the women with my club"?? hahahaha

[@kathrinat9824]

The meaning of that leads to confusion

[@danielv5822]

No need to search for subtlety, mate. Club = benis.

[@kathrinat9824]

Daniël Vijge That's very, descriptive

[@Nethertheurgy]

@@danielv5822 "benis" I'm laughing my ass off 😹😹

[@BBMetalKing]

I just played this for my aunt. She's now my uncle.

[@jimmyjoe4488]

I had to add this one to the workout mix. I was pushing myself to do one more set on the incline bench when I came across this. My muscles suddenly increased threefold, I sprouted a long white beard, and was able to finish my set with ease. Alas, when the sing ended, I became a skinny old man again. Still, I'm playing this one on "Heavy" day every time, from now on.

[@haroldjimenez1774]

just discovered this today, never heard them before. dang song broke my awesomeness meter. bless you youtube + your seemingly random sidebar.

[@MarcusAureliusTitus]

WTF Vulgaris Magistralis, where have you been all my life. Only song ill ever need. everything else is crap now. My life was a lie!!

[@SirArcade36]

Now i want to create a badass warrior in Skyrim

[@Getout249]

No, create a badass warrior in real life. Yourself. Improve yourself.

[@jmmfg9060]

Muhammad Abbas Abd Al-Hamid Akeem El-Hakeed Ahmad Muktar El-Housseini agreed lol it makes me wanna go skin a mastadon

[@vvinterwulf]

São Paulo!

[@SirArcade36]

Muhammad Abbas Abd Al-Hamid Akeem El-Hakeed Ahmad Muktar El-Housseini Yup. I use to listen this song at the temple of iron.

[@toshirohitsugaya2391]

Why make a pretend warrior when you can make yourself into a real one?

[@alicjafreitag6067]

świetna epicka opowieść pozdrowienia z Polski !

[@alicjafreitag6067]

+Walt Kowalski cie zrobił

Alicja Freitag Freitag to nazwisko niemieckie. Sława Wielkiej Lechii

Fenriz the Jester A kto napisał że to było imperium ? Chyba nie ja turbosłowianinie.

[@alicjafreitag6067]

+Walt Kowalski ale wiocha i puenta jakaś płytka , a chodziło tylko fajną muzykę potomku szmalcownika !!!

Fenriz the Jester XD

[@danger-nugget]

This is the only male song I have in my Feminine Rage gym playlist. Fits right in. -USMC Veteran

[@populusalba8461]

though there's no rage in this song and it's meant to be sort of funny

[@cessatiolux6250]

ALWAYS ANGRY

[@ohdaniboy2085]

ALL THE TIME

[@utkukubilaysermet7527]

EVERY SECOND

[@mojoforthewin3069]

PRAISE THE GODDAMN EMPRAH!

[@chavshaman3710]

FUCK YES

[@temperusmaximus7268]

FUCK FUCKING HERETICS

[@miguelangelrubio650]

How could I live without listening to this song before!

[@hemidas]

I listened this song in my car.Now I no longer have it because it transformed into Autobot and went to fight Decepticons.

[@seansudalaimani464]

Jovan Mitrić it turned into a mammoth

[@SuperJM500]

i played this song on my guitar. it slowly turned into a battleaxe with a 6-pack

[@philipje1]

For the ones who are interested: the Achterhoek is basically the north-east of the Netherlands. They sing in a dialect (not really a heavy one), but the poster has written that dialect down as how it's pronounced. Therefore many Dutch words in the lyrics are spelled wrong. The dialect (because it's close to the German border) has minor German influences, but it about 99% Dutch. Also, 0:47 It's Wodan and Donar in Dutch (Odin and Thor).

[@the_ogre1234]

Wotan and Donar is also the Germanic spelling, Odin and Thor is Scandinavian from what I know.

[@LMvdB02]

Jij snapt er echt niks van

[@LuxBellator92]

The manliest of manly men still bow before Vulgaris Magistralis \m/

[@robwarenko7580]

So glad to discover Heidevolk! So much amazing music thats been hiding from me outside of English for so long :-)

[@cartografiafantasia596]

I tried to play this on my piano, now it became a super eletric guitar and im the vocalist of a power metal band

[@arthurbraga9057]

I worked in a graduation party and asked if this song could be played... All of the invited people started fighting each other with clubs, axes, maces, swords and warhammers like insane Einherjars from Valhalla and the coworkers served boar, bison and mead during the battle... There was even and old man without an eye and with a badass armor there

[@robbie3612]

This song is the metal equivalent of Ghost Riders in the Sky

[@Manguy777]

I started making toast when i first heard this. Then I buttered the toast with a chainsaw.

[@sandrinedefaux3290]

"Ahoo oh oh !" Why do I see long beard and haired vikings drinking alcohol in a scandinavian snowcapped skälli while singing this ?

[@lnxred7176]

Até que fim encontrei um folkmetal que vale a pena após tempos.

[@raedenjay]

Not all scandinavians were vikings, vikings were just the raiders/pirates. There were everyday people who lived in Scandinavia who didn't raid and thus were not vikings but rather Norsemen.

[@lillemakken]

Wrong. The Vikings were the farmers, the tradesmen and the warriors. They were the people living in the area of what is today known as 'Scandinavia'.

[@raedenjay]

lillemakken Bev Top Ten Wrong Ideas About Vikings: 1. Vikings were a nation. Vikings were not a nation as such, but groups of warriors, explorers and merchants led by a chieftain. As often as not, in the expeditions to the west Vikings were Norwegians, Danes and Swedes, but also anyone who joined them. The point is that the Old Norse word víkingr denoted not a nationality, but occupation: a Viking was anyone who took part in an overseas expedition.

[@arnareriksson5077]

Jon Goat correct

[@MRtwoTricks]

I went on my first bear hunt. Decided a little music would calm me and I listed to this song. I got a court date for unlawful hunting with a sheet of paper...

[@vagnerelias1794]

hace ya como 3 años que he bascado esté grupo musical. Por fin he logrado encontrarlo.

[@geomancer6266]

This makes about 10th maybe 11th time listening since first hearing yesterday.

[@natyhoren9414]

Normalmente me suelo abrir a cualquier género musical... Y no me arrepiento, me gustó demasiado está canción ;u;

[@manguaco-especial]

Buenos gustos 😎

[@starwolf2125]

that moment when i saw Richard Dawkins's picture x'D

[@TransmetSpider]

I didn't "evolve," I leapt, fully formed, out of a freshly formed geode!

[@David-ni5hj]

I’m about to start playing Skyrim at last and now I know that I’m going to name my nord Vulgaris Magistralis, thank you very much.

[@aestheticbeatz5700]

I showed this to my new born nephew and he has a full beard now. He also loved it.

[@NeilTheFerret1]

loving this, vocals = good, music = good, lyrics = are they having a war with Alestrorm ?

[@Peusterokos1]

Alestorm did engage the Pirate metal v.s Viking metal rivalry with one of their albums basically dissing the other genres of metal. So my guess is that vikings are trying to send a message to them saying that they aren't weaklings. Beware of vikings, for they are the berserkers.

[@michapluta1657]

Very very good music . Greeting from Poland

[@platinumfactory]

Listening in Canada, Woolly Mammoth just revived from extinction

[@yoelpixula4878]

aún recuerdo la primera vez que escuché esta música gracias lord barba un fiel seguidor grande barbasss

[@yarin981]

I used my stereo with this song, now half the neighbourhood has grown mighty beard towers.

[@mikehannigan848]

I sang along as best I could, now even 6'4 gorgeous Danish women treat me like a king.

[@Asbjern_Longfellow]

No beard and muscles growing from listening, but somehow the Sword of Dunmár and the Cloak of Everwind appeared in my closet, an old bearded man came by at Tea Time and now I'm somewhere in the mountains slaying Goblins and Darkdwarves. They call me Vulgaris Magistralis, Hero of Blackmarsh!