Walk the plank (The Bazaar)

[@Jacob-uq8sq]

My ships? Red My paint? Not used. My cannon? All My ball? None My enemy's movement lines? Straight My plunder? More My blunder? less Yep. It's Vanessa time.

[@Depressed_Spider]

My plank? Walked.

[@VulcanP90]

You? Falling. Like a boulder.

[@nullptr5740]

bravery: yes. strength: no. sword: bladeless.

[@MrChocolateDinosaur]

My flow? Like the waves.

[@jean-lucaadrians5729]

Of all the brainrot this is my favourite

[@Bossbabyfan2023]

NL identifying that the only thing preventing him from instakilling through charge skill reprocs on the cutlass was the fact that he had other chargable items on the board and still running waterwheel even after putting freeze on the cutlass is my personal afghanistan

[@SwizzleMix]

He is using the Socratic Method, presenting simple questions such as "Does my Waterwheel absorb charge procs for zero benefit?" and "Does Belt Buckle double my damage without absorbing charge procs?" to educate the audience and make them better players. A true master of the craft!

[@azbestosenjoyer]

ohh my god this is your personal afghanistan? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid?

[@weirdassbird9568]

@@azbestosenjoyer?

[@Funnyguy127]

He actually had a really good chance to kind of mix up his usual build, but no, waterwheel hurr durr

[@miracleman2323]

Guys that get it twisted be like

[@Prodigial6]

So called "free thinkers" when they see a Silencer as a starting option and a Cutlass as their first buy.

[@Djtu75]

I walk in straight lines so me and my cannon with no ball can fall like a boulder and paint my ship red. But I didn't use paint.

[@karlgerg2626]

this. will inspire the crew

[@sonarchy5158]

You may be young for a captain, but it seems like you've seen your share of storms

[@Andr-Eix]

I must admit at this point i'm not sure if it is us walking the plank, lately the ship has not been painted red

[@Sykopath96]

When he caves and starts his villainous dooley arc, you people will miss these days of sitting in the crows nest

[@MrMM420]

I really hope the villain arc starts before Dooley gets nerfed into the dirt

[@ATMOSK1234]

His pure heart will never turn to villainy

[@Pinkiepied1]

Why do Dooley mains talk like this 😭

[@Gianluca-le8yo]

You see that Tuah, Hawk it.

[@kevinw4149]

all crypto, no currency

[@vansradjmadho8365]

​@@kevinw4149I paint my wicks red, but I don't use paint

[@mangsmoof]

Game devs showing off their open world game

[@dracon4742]

@@mangsmoof+2

[@yolodeath6950]

I commend your turtle hamburger

[@lifelesslife2651]

if nl replaced waterwheel with the belt and wanted poster he wouldve won the fight with all the charges going to cutless and the cutless damage being about 50% more he wouldve easily dealt that remaining 2k with charge to spare.

[@Thynatos]

the belt also worked well with the crit chance skill

[@ruzzhazskillz9561]

And if he bought the telescope instead of wanted poster for even more crit and damage and slow would have been easy 10 peice.

[@StinkyWiener.]

@@ruzzhazskillz9561 telescope has to be adjacent it wouldnt have worked

[@MiscFitt]

Him instantly selling the concealed dagger hurt to watch. Like it's free gold and you have an open spot for it 😭

[@TheWentzMachine]

the egg is gaming ethically.

[@mayjhor]

it would disable silencer's cooldown reduction, so there is some point, but yea it's better than nothing

[@AngelJimenez-cs4yq]

we’re christmas eve guys what the hell is a boxing day

[@MrultiPaul]

I've watched only 30 seconds of the video, please don't tell me it's a silencer crow's nest cutlass build that is never going to pivot because he is going to dance with the one that brought him ?

[@Subsistence69]

Inside the mind of an egg

[@SweggsNBacon]

Its a silencer crows nest cutlass build that never pivoted because he ended up dancing with the one that brought him

[@timm8o475]

he also buys clamera!

[@KaikiIsTaken]

Not all dooleys are pacifists, in fact, I'm starting to believe none of them are.

[@sonarchy5158]

Dooleys are those warful that hippie gal want to punish

[@DerpPanther]

Watching the numbers flash, listening to vague concepts i grasp, feet up. He'll yeag borther

[@fetherfulbiped]

I think we've been somehow hit with a Golden Experience Requiem - running slightly different Crow's nest/silencer combos again and again and again

[@ATMOSK1234]

More like Wonder of U

[@cl0k3]

Waiter, waiter, more single weapon vanessa builds please!

[@zionaguilar6608]

Him not taking Improvised protection at 20:06 really grounded my gears for some reason

[@SolaFideSolusChristus]

23:50 my inner Type A going crazy at that diamond skill getting passed over

[@MinecrafMobber]

all because he misunderstood it as when he falls below half health

[@scottrusso3281]

If he made his waterwheel restorative and bricked his run that would have been hilarious, what a nasty trap for them to throw at him

[@ruroruro]

Can you explain, why would making the waterwheel restorative brick his run?

[@scottrusso3281]

@@ruroruro waterwheel has a bug that gives it the weapon tag when restorative, which would have disabled his mono weapon (crows nest life steal)

[@ruroruro]

@@scottrusso3281 that's insane. wtf is wrong with this game, haha

[@Paranundrox]

I think it would have actually won him the run since he would've likely noticed the loss of lifesteal and been forced to pivot to Buckle

[@jimbob4004]

​@@ruroruro dude it's still in beta of course there are bugs

[@shanadir]

Has nl forgotten you actually can use more than one weapon? He immediately sold the money generating weapons, even though he was gonna fight enemies he could easily beat even without the cooldown reduction

[@anei122]

Im very distracted by the Vanessa skin by the cinema enjoyer

[@MrGuySenpai]

Man the bazaar economy must be in shambles, vanessa can't seem to afford more than a single weapon according to NL

[@humanthursday199]

Jesus Christ I'm tired of seeing him take Crow's nest

[@VulcanP90]

yeah but is it gonna be crow's nest/gun, or crow's nest/scimitar, or crow's nest/flagship, or will he pivot into garbage on day 9 because he read one message in chat? who knows? so exciting!

[@brycethalackal890]

I'm begging for the context here, why does he love the clamera so much???

[@Bossbabyfan2023]

He doesn't like to talk about it but Clamera is actually the son of the one doctor who believed him when he had salmonella + campylobacter.

[@Subsistence69]

No one knows, it drives me crazy

[@ihave2cows]

Sometimes it can be used to instantly charge waterwheel or activate a haste skill which gets the board going faster, and he lets that influence him everywhere else

[@DavidLodgeclassof]

Another one weapon crow's nest build, m'lord?

[@chazwwe]

NL refusing to go more than 1 weapon build on the basis that he 'might' get crowes nest is really boring now. Either that, or forgets he can have more than 1.

[@TheLucidChiba]

The Bazaar could use a return of Zany NL, where's the NL who took Cursed Eye on purpose?

[@Inxeble]

17:07 Me when the cute botanist girl I'm rizzing asks me to name as many types of plants as I can

[@destrolliex7287]

1 zorpillion views in 8 mins, he's so back

[@Subsistence69]

A single weapon dipped in Mama Liz’s silenced crows nest oiilll

[@ShepherdV]

Idk how mister Northernlion manages to always level up very early, but never have something ready to put on the board, and then looses to the enemy, truly magnificent

[@abrainlet4469]

it's not about the gameplay it's about sending a message 3:13

[@KingRonin1]

I shave my head bald but I don’t use clippers

[@SurgeonOW]

the other guy having almost the same exact build at 31:43 made me chuckle, maybe even chortle a little

[@mgdroidofficial]

Another Vanessa run? THIS will inspire the crew!

[@zi-chan-desu]

rumor has it the spire was slain, collected by the property baron, reclaimed by a pyg, then resold

[@joshuamitchell3441]

We're Bazaar guys! Of course we take the Silencer, One weapon, cloak, Crows nest!

[@gergelyhalasz3225]

11:34 how tricky

[@derpaboopderp1286]

We’re bazaar guys, of course we havent played the game yet

[@MrultiPaul]

We're bazaar guys, of course we can't believe it when he actually checked something on the wiki

[@rodrakmicheals2212]

I shit my pants, but I don’t use shit.

[@sonarchy5158]

People who know : 💀

[@twopacabra]

As my Christmas gift to NL I played nothing but non meta Dooley garbage builds.

[@SkeletonLover97]

These are practically baby sensory videos for me now

[@MrCloud254]

Is there a reason Egg refuses to ever have more than one weapon? I’ll fill out the apology form if I need to, but I’m curious

[@Kochen51]

Crows nest gives lifesteal if you only have one weapon

[@MrCloud254]

@ I’m gonna need the apology form

[@MinecrafMobber]

@@MrCloud254 he did stick to one weapon before crows nest because silencer gives cooldown if you only have one weapon

[@highelo4359]

we are not that guy, of course we are not him

[@Kazumaplaysgames]

Its starting to feel like every character only has two builds.

[@violetceles8849]

Cutlass, star chart, silencer, CLAMORA ? SMH I want my boy to be liberated

[@kokosan09]

The Cutlassler!

[@crshbndcoot]

buddy, buddy, buddy! just put the ballionaire in the bag

[@twincitiescrush19]

That figurehead is doing NOTHING brother.

[@DustyLizard85]

Jaw dropping Vanessa at the end, what a build

[@AlmightyJu2]

I'm 15 min in, I'm placing my bets this is going to be another single weapon, silencer and crows nest build. And he says the dulies are all the same build 🤷

[@cpc205__yt]

pearl shows up at 24:43

[@Depressed_Spider]

NL not properly reading Reel 'Em In like some kind of Yu - Gi - Oh! player.

[@threedee5831]

Wow, the last opponent's build was sick

[@EbolaBearr]

Everyday I find it harder and harder to not become a type A chatter.

[@shoahunter]

23:43 Type As get your reading comprehension rocks off right here.

[@SunnieSide_Boi]

I love watching NL snatch defeat from the jaws of victory haha

[@hooptylexus5823]

I love watching you play this.

[@ruzzhazskillz9561]

Pivoting to swashbuckle and telescope instead of water wheel = easy 10 peice. Unfortunate missplay

[@ZZalles1]

Daring today, arent we?

[@Allthenameable]

That was a crazy Vanessa build to lose against

[@mikelonduckguey]

Pyg, I need you to distract Dooley

[@Lucifers-Stepdad]

See that Christmas eve? Enjoy it.

[@GodChaos333]

She paints her ____ red, but she doesn’t use paint

[@Ae-oxian]

if you have an item of a different rarity than the ai the ai can't offer you that item

[@cardfightersclash]

I paint my ship cannons. And I don't use balls.

[@jjjb1648]

Is he allergic to concealed daggers?

[@felsway5398]

Happy Christmas🎄

[@zackmcquade8640]

Please tell me he moves the figurehead

[@tired4432]

I will admit that he has no idea what actually makes his run work.

[@SupremeStitious]

im confused when its a pvp fight is it a live match or is it a snapshot ot someones past build?

[@Green9544]

yeah it basically just keeps info of your build and then youll face others, its similar to other auto battlers in that, super auto pets is the same

[@SupremeStitious]

@ ahh thats what i thought sometimes NL just talks like the person hes facing is actively watching the battle

[@wavewithus4081]

​@@SupremeStitiousit's either just more fun to talk that way (on stream) and/or it happens naturally. I find myself yelling excitedly at my 'ghost'-opponents in this game too when my build is crushing. Enemies feel real and immediate and not like the shadow-clones they really are. Probably not too different from talking aloud to AI/NPC characters in games

[@notbronana6531]

Sap mentioned for a single sentence 🥳🥳

[@yasuhiroomura8222]

Me out of paint trying to paint my ship red.

[@erkmerkk2950]

Could've grabbed the super early silver tier switchblade for scaling!

[@gergelyhalasz3225]

this will inspire the crew

[@peroprzina9018]

Please tell me im just unaware of a mechanic in the game and the figurehead placement isnt completely useless please PLEASE I DONT WANT TO LIVE THE TYPE A LIFE

[@chinamanofkonigsberg]

Fill out the form, weapons to the right of the figurehead get 25 damage

[@peroprzina9018]

@@chinamanofkonigsberg Oh the ENTIRE right, fair, but aquatics to the left get cd reduction and that cove is suspiciously NOT on the left.

[@kifinas211]

Less plunder, more blunder

[@UnabnormalDay]

Oh no it’s the super auto pets type a chatters

[@daire1012]

I see the bazaar and I click, simple as

[@callummcneill6266]

If I must

[@briarjacobsen7214]

Did Sharkray bully NL in highschool? Why is he against it so much lol

[@xxvmvxx]

Clamera enjoyers rejoice

[@nerdtron8]

must be a speedrun

[@michaeletzkorn]

26:25 receieve benediction

[@aoy20002]

My daily dose of bazaar 🤤🤤

[@shanadir]

Nl is such a dooly...

[@pedroneves8485]

its always the same build

[@supersunny8]

Clameraaaaaa

[@AirinTV]

pog

[@tearsofdenial3796]

How is his game knowledge so low after playing so long and with access to chat? Does he not know about internal cooldowns? Does his chat not tell him about these mechanics that constantly cause him to throw that he clearly has no idea about? Or is this just another insanely large backlog moment (cause after he learned how knee brace and cdr works multiple videos after he was using consumables while having like 55% cdr on board including this one so that might be it)? Either way he’s been playing too long to be scared of the far right enemy, he treats them like they’re all lich when some of them are the easiest of the choices (mod squad), and are a big reason why he struggles to get 10 pieces and ends up with samey builds, monster skills can carry a run to 10 and so can a pivot with a good monster or even out of class item.

[@jaypham3393]

It’s allll about Mama Liz’s Chili Oil- You gotta know what you’re fighting for!

[@thisgoodenough8532]

Yo

[@michaelb.5845]

love this game but it sucks to be like "oh a monitor lizard, I lose".

[@crisageitos1999]

0 seconds is crazy

[@bizzbizzstudio7037]

I don't think anybody else can have an argument with himself and win, then get +2 by people

[@insert9608]

We're jamballian guys, of course not all of us are pacifists.

[@oneohtricks8244]

Guys I just started watching yesterday, can someone explain all the memes

[@Kochen51]

People are mostly referencing the voicelines

[@FurthestSon]

3 minutes, 26 views. Bro fell off