Wanksgiving: The Toast, Thursday, June 29th, 2023

[@JacquelineT106]

Us corporate girlies only getting the 1 day off the holiday actually falls on 😭

[@taylorparr3357]

it's a leap year next year, so the 4th will fall on a thursday!

[@everywherewithchristina6527]

as a corporate girl i need you to contact the ceo of my company to make our holiday calendar because i don’t get any other days off but the actual holiday

[@MB-yz6dt]

Claudia doesn’t see a lot of “chatter” about Beyoncé? GIRL. It’s everywhere DAILY. It’s obviously your algorithm?

[@sophycherian9574]

agree , I thought it was her algorithm as well. My tik tok and reels feed used to be filled with Taylor and now its FILLED with Beyonce - and both tours look AMAZING and beyond this world.

[@ericagiunto955]

Beggingggg you to look more into the Colleen drama it's truly wild

[@hannahschie]

Most people I know don’t have Monday off, just Tuesday

[@gracebaker15]

You freaking out over the dear is the most New York thing I’ve ever heard lmfaooo

[@MoFi4]

YIKES For the dear toasters advice today 😮 couldn’t disagree more with y’all’s takes! To the girl who wrote in about your friend and the husband cheating - please just tell her.

[@madisonw1993]

OMG ABSOLUTELY!!!! She needs to know😭😭 💔

[@Hnny905]

He let her go home in an Uber ALONE and then hooked up with someone that was a part of the group? Absolutely no respect for his wife. You have to tell her ☹️

[@katiebalian9838]

I love you guys but in what world are ppl off Friday - Wednesday 😂 just off the 4th

[@piiepiie101]

I would really advise you guys looking into Colleen. She’s unhinged. In her 30s fostering strange inappropriate “friendships” with minors as young as 12/13. There is countless amount of proof. She needs serious help and needs to be held accountable. Her video yesterday was fucked up.

[@n1ck3l51]

THIS THANK YOU!

[@sarahzofchak9216]

I loveeee the crunch noise

[@ref77777]

Bike riding besties need some matching robes! Could be a cute customized gift

[@gabrielahebert8453]

Cute!

[@anahiimeza]

I thought the drilling noise was Jackie making trumpet noises with her mouth as in giving the effect of a patriotic, inspirational speech…if that makes sense 🫡 🇺🇸 🎺 (PS, I listened to the episode through Spotify haha)

[@paigelanza6928]

nothing like watching the girlies live from the stu 💯

[@paigethomas256]

from a recruiter! TAKE THE JOB!!!! more money/better opportunity take it! You don't owe your current employer anything!

[@brigittedegiacomi2637]

Depending why she left the previous jobs..

[@kaitlynreiss4664]

girlies that is not how corporate works but happy for yall lol. I think I will have just the day. When a holiday falls on a saturday you get an extra day so actually it is the best case scenario lollll

[@claireschwarz17]

9:10 can you imagine not knowing that Theo is a dog and hearing all that about him? you would think it's Claud's husband lolololol

[@Cbt-mt4bm]

Next year is leap year so it’ll be a Thursday!

[@user-hv9vv1et6e]

Halo twin bassinet! One big bassinet with a little net in the middle for separation.

[@christiner9860]

15:28 I used to have deer in my yard all of the time. The property was on 3 acres so we were in their space.

[@caapja]

The swifies just like Taylor’s song NEED to “Calm Down”. She doesn’t need defending, she’s rich!

[@paytonross6767]

I get there are some circumstances where you should just mind your own business, but if this happened on YOUR couch in YOUR house, it is officially YOUR business lol. tell her 100%!!!!

[@lj-nq7ck]

LITERALLY

[@kens1919]

Claudia could say the sky is blue and Jackie will absolutely find a reason to disagree 😂 my GOD

[@alyssac5788]

Take the new job! Follow the money girl 😂

[@christiner9860]

Progressive movement up the ladder at her age is more than appropriate. The only way to get significant wage increases is to change jobs. Regular corporate raises are 3-5%. Make the money girl!

[@brendagarcia9996]

Absolutely no "allegedly" needed to be added to the end of that. She did it. There's proof.

[@kaileylin6153]

31:23 I’m an auntie to twins who are almost 1. They share a room and have separate cribs and they can sleep through anything!

[@whahasssupp]

the huff post article about colleen is telling

[@celesteneal1275]

don't forget leap year is next year, july 4th is a thursday!

[@008twilight]

Shut the episode off after the wildly uneducated takes on Colleen Ballinger. Wow

[@brendagarcia9996]

Kinda pissed me off too. Just don't bring it up.

[@darbywinston]

they said they haven't kept up with all the details and commented on her response video only

[@thewholenesshome]

It’s been proven that she was a 30 year old speaking to children 12-16 about segs/seggs positions and sending them lingerie…..so we probably should be still talking about it 😬

[@cascascascascas954]

So I’m curious tho - what’s your take on the fact that this guy is now making a social media career off of the replies? Wouldn’t you think law enforcement would he involved rather than starting a twitter wrath?

[@piiepiie101]

@@cascascascascas954why does that matter if he’s “making a career” off it? He’s spreading the word. I wouldn’t have any idea if it weren’t for Adam. Colleen currently makes a career off filming her children every single day (pre scandal). Also, Adam did file a police report because he was receiving death threats etc from her fans, which in doing so, he had to tell the police the background about Colleen.

[@cascascascascas954]

@@piiepiie101 I think it’s generous to say he’s “spreading the word.” If you want to be taken seriously for your allegations I think you have to approach them seriously. Not looking to debate because the only people who know the truth are him and her, and it’s clear there’s not going to be alignment on that. Innocent until proven guilty is one of the foundations of this country and hearsay isn’t proof. If the proof was black and white I would still disagree with making a meme out of your own situation

[@piiepiie101]

@@cascascascascas954 there’s screenshots of her in group chats filled with minors asking about their favorite sex positions and if they’re a virgin or not. There’s screenshots of her trauma dumping details of her divorce to minors. I would totally agree with you if there wasn’t hard evidence supporting this. There is no reason for a 30+ year old woman to be friends with kids. There just isn’t. She was in group chats with kids as of last week, she only left because they were calling her out.

[@paulinaterrazas7556]

girls youve talked about the submersible almost daily but not once about the migrant ship wreck that happened at the same time

[@gabrielahebert8453]

This!

[@liaq9615]

Turdy guessed Back to December right!!

[@AllAboutEliQ]

Next year is a leap year so 4th of July will fall on Thursday 😂 not Wednesday 😊

[@evanakama7893]

Claud looking tan and stuuuunning

[@sk8star2112]

Turdy, where are your shoes from?!

[@rachriri]

Louis vuitton

[@mabelhouzen]

You have to tell the wife. If they have an arrangement, then no harm no foul. TELL 10000%

[@gilgalad5904]

43:15 38:14 36:23 16:43 13:51

[@cascascascascas954]

Corporate girly with a five day disconnect over here 🎉

[@jordanschembri1389]

The dear toasters about cheating is giving scandoval 😬

[@ladybuglo233]

Is Jackie pregnant?

[@jnb881]

I’m so tired of hearing about Chrissy Teigen. Are we all going to forget all the gross stuff that came out about her? & the things she said about children? And she’s got kids now? I can’t! No shade against the gurlies and the story being picked. I am just tired of seeing her everywhere.

[@cascascascascas954]

Wait gotta ask whose talking about her? I feel like she’s never brought up ever anymore

[@jnb881]

@@cascascascascas954 I’ve seen quite a few articles about her, I couldn’t tell you what they were about because I couldn’t care less to read them. And now all about her having another kid. Who cares? 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[@cascascascascas954]

@@jnb881 she suffered a huge loss hahaha I’m not a Chrissy apologist was jw cause I feel like we’ve gotten like a two year break from her!

[@jnb881]

@@cascascascascas954 I get that & so have lots of other women. I just don’t see what’s so special about her other than her husband. Once all that stuff came out about her, that solidified it for me. It was just my opinion which you don’t have to agree on. If you like her, that’s cool. I just don’t.

[@darbywinston]

Chrissy having more kids is part of her PR, it seems like. She's giving Hilaria...

[@darbywinston]

I've seen video of Beyonce's tour... i'm not seeing why Lizzo thinks it's so great and Beyonce is before her time?? It seems like a well-executed A list artist's tour but nothing amazingly innovative or anything.