WAP | Medieval Bardcore Version | Cardi B feat. Megan Thee Stallion

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Cardi B feat. Megan Thee Stallion - WAP [Medieval Bardcore Version]
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Mine own medieval, fantasy orchestra presents WAP for the enjoyment of knights, ladies and fine fellows of the realm.
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Original Song: “WAP”
Original Artist: Cardi B feat. Megan Thee Stallion
Writer: Austin Owens, Belcalis Almanzar, Frank Rodriguez, James Foye iii, Jordan Thorpe, Megan Pete
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[@BeedleTheBardcore]

I cannot wait to see what the local lyricists cometh up with for this one!

[@ladyadrella]

Dude already trying my damnedest to "translate" this into medieval as soon as I saw they were up for it in the description

[@leonatries7658]

Yes Cauldron they’ve doneth it agan 🌹

[@chuy4371]

churning of my butter, that’s a wap

[@khaizecore]

*present bards in thy house*

[@aadesh_kale]

Yoo congratulations for monetization! You are doing awesome bro. This song drops more hard than original lol

[@DJVirgoNeun1]

"There be courtesans in thine house!" "There be courtesans in thine house!" "There be courtesans in thine house!" "There be courtesans in thine house!" "There be courtesans in thine house!"

[@TheP1x3l]

Courtesans is maybe not the best word since it just refers to anyone who lives at court. Maybe try instead: wenches, harlots, concubines

[@CrazyPangolinLady]

I’m pretty sure “whore” existed as a word at this time. World’ oldest profession, after all.

[@liaminelli9085]

Lmfaooooooo

[@khaleed9110]

Lmao 😂

[@Dovey-sx1wz]

@@TheP1x3l true, but the word courtesan was often used like prostitute

[@mar-chan8839]

Everybody gangsta till women start showing off they ankles

[@kbadboyman13]

I screeamedd!!!! hahaha

[@younggravyishot1399]

Okay but imagine you’re about to have sex and then you’re SO just whips out their ankles and *leaves*

[@astronaut995]

🧍‍♀️

[@kaeleighgoins475]

@@younggravyishot1399 Thine Temptress you have besmirched thy name and seduced mine self. The village priest will be told of thine despicable ways and well shall burn you at the stack for being a witch

[@younggravyishot1399]

@@kaeleighgoins475 thou cannot burneth me at thy “stak”! For I am flame retardant! Also it would hurt my feelings

[@marcjoshuacabiles7379]

"There art harlots in thy halls" "There art harlots in thy halls" "There art harlots in thy halls" "There art harlots in thy halls"

[@jakourlove6518]

*twerks in medieval*

[@therealtyboogie1446]

Im weak

[@HobbNoblin]

Horribly underrated comment.

[@Sammy-yf2sb]

LMAOOO

[@UniversalLuv444]

💀💀💀😂

[@Sugar-sy9bu]

When you're being burned at the stake for being a witch but your WAP extinguishes the fire

[@yorhaunit21o32]

Witch anal powers

[@rinilla4343]

Sir that is vile. I love it

[@Vkusnodonis]

It's been a while since I've laughed this hard

[@ninaad765]

Lmfaoooooooo💀💀💀

[@thedailybullshit4033]

OH MY GOD

[@ianpatterson2447]

Me and the homies going to the club before the plague hits

[@dayofayanju9021]

Quite apt

[@forevxrlost]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@CASantos]

And I-- 👁👄👁

[@raemac9994]

😅😅😅😅😂💀

[@illusionofartYT]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@babybathoe743]

i expected this to turn me into a sinful, lustful temptress but instead this gave me the power to slay all the demons from hell

[@withedoter6277]

Doom?

[@moonwriter2401]

😂😂

[@Eriana-ju1jq]

I'm obsessed with ur pfp

[@GeneTonics]

Porque no los dos

[@angel-gu8co]

same thing

[@grandmabertha7462]

Performing a sensual dance to distract his majesty while mine homegirl slips poison into his chalice.

[@grandmabertha7462]

This is from another comment in another vid btw

[@tapashyarasaily1373]

😂

[@Brianerpoole]

I love it

[@mieczyslaw7984]

Aqua Tofana~

[@th3yloveana]

AH YES. INDUBITABLY

[@saz19s8]

When you realise “Megan Thee Stallion” is already a medieval name 😂

[@removed9951]

Megan thee Stallion's name actually fits quite well.

[@Jay-fq5jd]

Kneeing Chadwick Boseman at 3am! Go sleep girl

[@run2gianna]

@Kneeing Chadwick Boseman at 3am! 😻🙈🧚‍♀️✨all opinions are valid ✨🧚‍♀️🙈😻except yours🙄🧚‍♀️🙈🙀

[@JaySweetZ]

Cardinal Beetlejuice

[@AestheticYellow]

Kneeing Chadwick Boseman at 3am! Oop it’s the racism for me sis

[@notpostingx5035]

Abc Kouba how is it racism

[@scrapbookwithceline]

This version makes me feel like I just accidentally summoned a demon in Latin

[@lanwangji3882]

life is crazy when ur in the medieval era and accidentally summon a demon with a wap

[@samhaucward3633]

Succubus may be?🤔😂

[@pinkmar3430]

When u ment to summon Satan but accidently summoned a Succubus

[@thomasconrad7998]

Slanesh is that you?

[@ssakcajaru236]

So that's why I saw a big, red thing outside my window

[@ukaszrybkowski3041]

Another proof that horns and heavy drums can change any song into a boss fight theme.

[@TacticalAnthony]

Lol true

[@censoredbybigbrother1175]

Even the greates trash can sound well in bardcore.

[@CemeteryCrybaby]

When the woman you throw into the lake with concrete shoes on begins to levitate.

[@jazz-4255]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@yannythegreat2198]

Im dead☠️😆

[@ilovegot7754]

Perfect

[@ploketi247]

When the woman burning on the pyre isn’t burning and starts laughing.

[@classywitchdiary2691]

Yes! 🤟

[@ThatzMari]

😂 lmao

[@heatherrentaaffe792]

the Woman's Children laughing: “ooo You done messed up.” Woman: *menacing laughter* Towns folk: “ah sticks She's really a Witch... haha We're all in danger!”

[@spacebarf9188]

the like 👀👀

[@berieebenson1268]

My God.

[@k33l4n]

Fetty Wap realizing what his last name means: 👁💧👄💧⚫️

[@H1gh1tter]

OMG YOU DID NOTTT “⚫️” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jhinpotion9230]

BRO NOOO

[@mddsddsdshs6397]

big wet fetty

[@queerlybelovdd]

stahppp

[@abrahamravinarodriguez1364]

Jaja not funny

[@puraquacorn5790]

“There’s a wench in this house” “There’s a wench in this house” “There’s a wench in this house”

[@jeremyheartriter2.063]

Remember that time when girls at the nunnery felt so empowered by this song they dared to show their ankles. Only 1500's kids will remember 😔

[@ihavemidlifecrisis9940]

nobody: the history channel after midnight:

[@BigBlack81]

That would get me to finally start watching History Channel again. For real. XD

[@aquaqueen2117]

💀💀💀💀

[@tatavalero8024]

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@triskut]

Your pic...makes me think of Spirited Away...each time I see that toady face...

[@IamThatIam73]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@MannyMulattoPlays]

This sounds like a horrorcore beat...shit slaps....like boss music damn near.

[@nicholas851]

Benjamin Shap'íro, the Desert Conqueror

[@KhanhDinh291]

Medusa's theme

[@georgecampbell3687]

Just throw in some 808 kicks and cowbells and you got a DJ Paul beat

[@tiffanypepperoni4196]

If there’s a medieval game, cardi b and megan would be the boss 🤣

[@xxxtentacles3915]

Holy shit it does

[@toiletdeer3704]

King 1: "So, present me the ladies you offer my son to marry" King 2: " *Hit it* "

[@EmyN]

😂

[@gabbyjones3758]

“Graze on my lips, and if those hills be dry Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.” - Shakespeare (Venus and Adonis)

[@noelelmido7196]

Big D stands for the Duke of York 🤘😩

[@noelelmido7196]

credits to @parkermarshall

[@CallSignAlza]

Duke of york new theme

[@swavnasahoo711]

omg thats some dad joke right there lol

[@user-zc1ob6ot9i]

History textbooks say they used to play this during beheadings

[@pieckfingersupremacy7725]

lol imagine watching someone be beheaded and then there's just one person vibing to the song

[@CrystalGlaze69]

*'tis a wap, 'tis a wap*

[@ionobedoza1090]

I’ve never seen that in any history textbook I’ve read. I guess they just weren’t covered in the ones I read

[@catherineofaragon.9833]

Not in my age.

[@angiela3095]

I heard this was what Marie Antoinette listened to before being executed

[@bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322]

The more I listen to these Bardcore remasters the more convinced I am that I want a show that is in a fantasy setting but all of the score is bardcore remixes. The main characters walk into a brothel mid strip tease and THIS is playing in the back. If you catch the reference it’s hilarious, if not it’s just music

[@NewtonTzn_]

*starts twerking classically*

[@ItsDarcey]

I DIDNT EXPECT IT TO SOUND THIS BADASS

[@OvSpP]

This legit sounds like the music just before a fight or shootout.

[@PajamaManor]

Makes me think of Pac Man World 2 the wood stages.

[@kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376]

DEKU IS BEST BOI

[@purr7310]

If you have watched Escape the night by joey graceffa this definitely sounds like one of the guardians music or like the main soundtrack of the season

[@-abikedreams-]

IKRRRR. IT SLAPS.

[@runaraytrain8801]

“There be jezzebelles amongst us! There be Jezzebelles amongst us!”

[@Heatherwashere]

That just made my damn day😂😂😂

[@asantebaapapabi1780]

Looketh at my ankle

[@ZeldaRoseSongbook]

Jezebels here reside! Jezebels here reside! Jezebels here reside! Jezebels here reside flaunting carnal bounty.

[@andrewsmith3257]

😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

[@asantebaapapabi1780]

@Mike Rotch i got drowned in a lake,now I am wet and witchy Yeah yeah yeah you are dealing with something wet and witchy

[@srishtubaby]

When you sow your seed in the lords daughter instead of the fields

[@jonesvideo80]

Ha

[@Jagannathaswammy]

LMAOOO

[@destiny1596]

I swear someone needs to do a parody dance of this version! We need long tables,swine, mead, mutton, a dance hall, and ladies showing their ankles! Lol

[@garfield2306]

I swear if I show this to the medieval people, they'll start twerking on the streets.

[@Meercat_482]

Nah, they'll show their ankles🤣

[@insertnamehere5158]

They would succumb to the dancing plague

[@hazeeqrazak]

@@Meercat_482 I thought that was in the Victorian era.

[@iSlantyEyeZ]

I'd say its pretty hard to twerk in leather garb and/or armor lmao

[@faiz_berry9326]

King Arthur and his boys are already on this beat

[@cillasalce4405]

If Cardi and Megan were those typical female villain anime characters this would be the song that came on everytime they walked out

[@anelbre0904]

Lmaooooo true

[@user-pz9hw1wn7j]

Yessir...

[@minervalucifera2713]

The Pillar Men be like...

[@nabashreesingh9390]

That'd be so badass

[@jay21597]

Yep

[@rachelsharpolsen]

This is so ominous. I’m picturing running through a dark forest being chased by Cardi B

[@AstaIsAMonster]

😂

[@MsTinkerbelle87]

“You’re walking in the woods”

[@ScrumptiousRump]

Lady Canaradii Bèau and miss Megalié Thee Stallion are blessing our ears with their newest ballad called Worship and Prayer

[@CallSignAlza]

Ignoring the fact that this is actually wap, it sounds like a dark souls boss theme

[@KhanhDinh291]

Medusa x Succubus crossbreed

[@anggraalit7361]

😂😂😂😂

[@Msnlxt]

IKR

[@southerncanadiancoins757]

cardi b got me like boss theme the slippery sTaNkY A$$ clappers

[@alexisday1181]

Fully planning on using this in a boss battle for my campaign

[@k-wishish2682]

This sounds like a theme for an Indian antagonist

[@tomv2063]

lmao

[@livcolleen1420]

i can't unhear this now!!

[@logistixmanipur2245]

*Zee TV flashback intensifies*

[@neharika4891]

*ZEE TV INTENSIFIES*

[@neharika4891]

Is it just me or do I keep on getting this ad on Zee tv kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZy0Y4R9Z8aGmpo

[@mayorasoapy1689]

me on my way to an all girls catholic school as a pansexual:

[@JojoTheVulture]

This is like trailer music for an assassins creed game.

[@blushinginfidels6962]

“Make it creamith, make thou screamith”

[@basicradical3581]

Where are the likes for this comment I'm dying

[@lazyrat6687]

oh god

[@Keith15632]

Lmao bitch I just choked off this comment

[@ChloeStarASMR]

@@Keith15632 Same xD

[@lovely8524]

💀💀

[@larrywolfkingroblox2424]

Now froms't thy top, Maketh drop, 'Tis a wap, 'Tis a wap Acquire thy bucket and thy mop 'Tis a wap, 'Tis a wap I am taketh wet arse cat, 'Tis a wap, 'Tis a wap, Pasta noodles in thy cauldron, 'Tis a wap, 'Tis a wap.

[@lyrici7615]

THIS IS GOLD

[@laurenB6947]

DCTYFGUJCXYCVBJ IM SCREAMING

[@Groovybiha]

Pasta noodles in thy cauldron 😭😂😂😂

[@a.s.1659]

idk why but 'maketh drop' took me OUTTTT

[@naya5094]

😂😂THE WAY IM CACKLING MAKES NO SENSE 😭

[@paviafucker]

Grandma:your great grandmother was known for good things Great Grandmother back then:

[@iiscfr.]

In like 1000 years a historian is gonna come across this and try to figure out the meaning behind it

[@markhanly8501]

When things get a little heated in the bedroom and Elizabeth shows you her ankles

[@taliajung1553]

* gasp * Scandalous!

[@witchby7420]

😳😳

[@macronfrog8360]

I will not show you my ankles

[@richardpulido4624]

@@macronfrog8360 And yet you didn't hesitate getting aroused when the Arisen Ethan saved you from the Goblin horde that attacked you, your husband Theo and Simon and Balthazar. 😆

[@macronfrog8360]

Richard Pulido I did not! Ethan is my brother and I thanked him with a fine sword that my husband made

[@_FTCU]

*Me waiting for the lyrics:* (👁️👃🏻👁️) 👄.

[@oddhooligans9848]

Lmaooo

[@catija]

I like the mole beside the lip

[@sontalks]

@@goldenxyoon702 not for me

[@cutepuff4968]

Me Too kinda disappointed 😂

[@Siapagani]

Accurate

[@makukawakami]

"I hath said c'rtifi'd freak, seven days a week did wet rampallian sheath, maketh yond pullout game weak, woo!"

[@ermacnunya5818]

This sounds more like boss music then anything else.

[@tomsmarkovs1946]

Sounds like a theme for the evil king.

[@ArtissiJam]

supreme head of the church of England Globally revered Although you wouldn't know it from the look of that beard

[@khaliaward1771]

@@ArtissiJam Made me a lady in waiting Held me and my family up in the world. Give me duties in court and he swears it’s true that without me he doesn’t know what he’d do😏💅🏾✨

[@rebbecawitt581]

@@khaliaward1771 You say I'm what you need All you want, we both agree This is the place for me I'm finally where I'm meant to be

[@randyranda8881]

I feel like I'm in Bowser kingdom searching Peach

[@rebbecawitt581]

@The Garnet i guess it's not so different...

[@aline560]

"Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in" actually do sound like something someone from the medieval times would say

[@godri18]

beheading

[@craftygamer2391]

Or prayer

[@buukute]

Kneel in front of your wretched enemy!

[@elmatapacos7441]

this song actually sounds badass

[@elmatapacos7441]

Make him beg for his life

[@refundmybirth-2557]

*lifts up dress all the way to show a smidgen of the knee*

[@turboyabo864]

Oh this a boss fight song

[@kianhunt716]

why does this sound like a boss battle theme song.

[@krislatoya7556]

I just thought of Bowser at the end of the bridge 😩

[@Vixey_Starr]

@@krislatoya7556 bruh

[@johndoriansmith]

I was thinking the exact same thing on god

[@davidrowland902]

Ben Shapiro's boss music.

[@mikhailthegreatestdragon3627]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@seanc4501]

Wenches in thine manor Wheat and pheasant Maketh thy farming game weak -Lady Cardi of House B and Princess Megan, Duchess of Stallions

[@byulharangforlife]

Lmao

[@cillasalce4405]

💀💀💀😂😂😂

[@RafaelValle12]

Maketh thy plowing game weak*

[@shirochii]

I SCREAMED WHEN I READ THIS SHDNDJDJDJFNFK 😂😂😂😭😭

[@ebiereokoro2006]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@harmonioushealing4077]

This goes so hard , combined my love for classical music and olden time movies with r&b 😍😩💯 what type of sorcery is this

[@xShinigamiRyukuux]

This sounds like a boss theme. Not just a regular one, a character-specific boss theme you'd find on a top 10 hardest JRPG bosses.

[@farahkhamees6426]

It's so intense

[@bigsisstar3519]

Nobody: Nobody at all: Not even aliens: Horrible Histories:

[@merakibey8340]

OMG if they actually did this I would crease 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@charleymizon9317]

lmfaooo

[@franciscornel2136]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[@judahn5831]

the rap battles were fire tho

[@hanscapon222]

PFFFFT

[@seth6362]

If this aint playing at my medieval wedding I ain't coming

[@b1tchiz]

if i dont have a medieval wedding i wont go

[@ragnorfellandcantgetup3916]

If y'all don't invite me the wedding ain't happening period

[@kiloehsongs]

@@ragnorfellandcantgetup3916 if i dont have mah medieval graduation I AINT COMIN'

[@nunyabiznes33]

This is the perfect song before it transitions to Rains of Castamere. That would probably look hilarious.

[@ItsSherreeSn3ek]

Romeo and Juliet Twerking in the Balcony.

[@macarioalatan7082]

*twerking in Medieval Era*

[@MilkyWay-ke1kg]

When Lord Farquaad walks into the building.

[@fish_bby]

Tis or lord in thyne house

[@Cardiisshook]

You should watch my most recent video

[@ImpelDragon]

This sounds like a very terrifying boss theme.

[@nunyabiznes33]

Well the song was terrifying

[@strangebangtan12]

@@nunyabiznes33 it low key go hard tho like Megan’s flow was crazy on that shit😭🔥

[@nunyabiznes33]

@@strangebangtan12 smothering armies with the power of wap

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

This is more of the encounter theme before the fight starts

[@Jesus-nw2yl]

Several days a week wet ass ankles, leave all the guys without speech 😩😩

[@eroda1287]

BUT YOU GUYS- IT ACTUALLY SLAPS SO HARD HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@nooneinparticular3468]

Let's be honest, this sounds like a Disney villain track. Imagine for example, Scar prowling the savanna to this, or Ursula chilling in her lair laughing at Ariel failing at 'body language'🤔 Hats off to you Beedle the Bardcore👏👏👏

[@baboono6138]

I can see the Evil Queen look at herself in the mirror then go at the window to see the hunter return with Snow White's heart, celebrating her supremacy

[@12em_roken21]

That’s wat I thought But I imagine Maleficent walking in her castle making another devil plan

[@noragamigami3005]

We need to make it happen

[@dboot8886]

All Disney Villainesses twerkin to this, now! Inner voice: Even Ursula? Me: ... especially Ursula.

[@owenleal]

This sounds like it would play as an army aproaches over the hill and one of the good guys looks on in horror and says "God help us all..."

[@dafirstpotato1217]

Now from thyst top maketh drop 'tis a wap 'tis a wap aquire thy bucket and thy mop 'tis a wap 'tis a wap

[@thequeertelope7941]

ily

[@myrthle8585]

Pasta noodles in my pot Tis a wap Tis a wap 💃✨

[@Randomaccount10101]

Most wondrous wo'rk

[@atalyadurfield2031]

We are speaking whap (have to say the "h") whap whap 'tis an whap 'tis an whap Macaroni is in thyne's pot 'tis a whap 'tis a whap there are some horns in this home *horns play in bacground* there are some horns in this home *horns play in bacground* I'm so sorry I'm terrible btw its 1 in the morning, haven't slept since yesterday :) bye

[@craigshirky6389]

TIS A WAP plsss

[@teethejedi3960]

This sounds like something they would play in Bridgerton.

[@raven-chan2071]

In x2 speed this is even better

[@witchsistah]

The theme song for Elizabeth Woodville and Anne Boleyn. "I doth not cook nor doth clean, but I still possess his ring!"

[@HolderoftheHeel]

This sounds sinister. I wonder what this dreaded 'WAP' is...

[@TheGyrocop]

Wicked Amoral Propaganda - Only Christ can save us now. Pay thy tithe for the church, people!

[@pepbobmc]

Witches And Potions

[@nateayi]

- Ben Shapiro

[@ryanpayne8676]

Wenches and piracy

[@shitbooboo3437]

It's the greek version of medusa's theme

[@jjjinsoul_ffrom-loona]

Full lyrics: Well Armed Peasants performed by Lady Cardi of the house of B & Meaghan Thee Stallion [Intro] harlots in thine house there be harlots in thine house there be harlots in thine house there be harlots in thine house [verse 1- Lady Cardi of the House of B] I hath said c'rtifi'd maiden S'v'n days a week Well armoured peasants Make that ankle showing game weak! [chorus-Lady Cardi of the House of B] Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea Yea, you fornicate with fertile maidenhead [verse 2-Lady Cardi of the House of B] Fetch a pail and a rag for this fertile maidenhead Give me everything you own for this fertile maidenhead Strike it hard, countryman, catch a charge Very large and very hard Put this ankle in your face Thumb your nose like a serfdom debt Hop on top, I wish to ride I do an Oriental dance while it's inside Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes This maidenhead is wet, come take a dive Restrain me with rope, I will delight Let's masquerade, my mask will be white, I want you to ride that dray sword straight in this little sheath! (*LOUD SWORD CLANGING*) Make your seed, make me scremen, Out in public, I’m yours for life I shan’t cook, I shan’t clean But verily I say, I am his married wyfe (Ayy, ayy) [Verse 2-Meaghan Thee Stallion] Eat of me, swallow me, drip down in the wilde (Yuh) Quick, spill your seed and not make me with childe (Yuh) I tell him where to puteth it, never tell him where I shall be(Huh) I run down on him 'fore I have a countryman running me (Pow, pow, pow) Talk your heathenry, bite your thumb at me (Yuh) Ask for a wagon while you ride that member (While you ride that fertile manhood) You really don’t need to demand his hand in marriage (Yuh) He already made his mind up 'fore he arrived in his carriage (Ayy, ah) Now get your boots and your coat for this fertile maidenhead (Ah, ah, ah) He hired an artist just for tapestries of this fertile maidenhead.. Pay my pledges just to kiss me on this fertile maidenhead (Mwah, mwah, mwah) Now show your coin purs if you want to see some fertile maidenhead (Yuh, yuh) [Verse 3-Lady Cardi & Meaghan Ser, I need a hard hitter, need a deop stroker Need an ale drinker, need a pipe smoker Not a garter snake, I need a basilisk With a hook in it, hope it lean over He has title, and I want his hand, Maidenhead fertile, just as his farmland He has a beard, well, wet when it comes out I let him taste it, now he has the King’s gout I don't want to spit, I want to devour I want to gag, hour after hour I want you to touch that little flesh that swings in the back of my throat My wench skills are legion, Holy Water It may enter cool but it shall come out hotter I ride on that thing like the night’s watch is behind me (Yuh, ah) I spit on his staff and he suggests to make me a merchant [Verse 4- Meaghan Thee Stallion] Your grace, I'm a harlot, rope and harness Switch my wig, he thinketh I’m a new mistress Put him on his knees, give him God to believe in Never lost a fight, but I want a soldier's beating In God’s kingdom, I'm the alpha of the clearing If he ate my arse, he's a pond scum minnow Big D stands for big Daggers I could make you come before I ever greet you If it comes late, then he can mate You shan’t hurt my feelings, but I like pain If he mates wiþ me and ask whose is it? When I take the member, I shall spell my name, ah [Chorus-Lady Cardi of the House of B] Yea, yea, yea, yea Yea, you Biblically know some fertile maidenhead Fetch a dagger and an axe for this well armed peasant Give me everything you posess for this well armed peasant Now see it sag, make it wag, this is fertile maidenhead Now fetch a dagger and an axe, this is fertile maidenhead I say W-A-P, this is fertile maidenhead Cabbage in a stew, this is fertile maidenhead, huh [Outro- preachers] there be harlots in thine house there be harlots in thine house there be harlots in thine house there be harlots in thine house there be harlots in thine house there be harlots in thine house there be harlots in thine house there be harlots in thine house there be harlots in thine house there be harlots in thine house lmao im sorry if this makes no sense

[@anoneamose4866]

Subtly grabbing some of these songs to play whenever my players are in a tavern during dnd to see how long it takes them to realize what the bards in the taverns are playing.

[@basketwind4110]

sounds like a plot twist villain’s theme

[@zetazimmer4769]

So I translated the song into Shakespeare by way of Westeros. Criticism welcome! Enjoy: Harlots in this house There are harlots in this house There are harlot in this house There are harlots in this house (Hold up) I say roll in the hay, even on the Lord’s day Fertile maidenhead, spill your seed? Nay! (Ah)[Chorus: Cardi B] Yea, yea, yea, yea Yea, you fornicate with fertile maidenhead Fetch a pail and a rag for this fertile maidenhead Give me everything you own for this fertile maidenhead Strike it hard, countryman, catch a charge Very large and very hard Put this maidenhead in your face Thumb your nose like a serfdom debt Hop on top, I wish to ride I do an Oriental dance while it's inside Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes This maidenhead is fertile, come take a dive Restrain me with rope, I will delight Let's masquerade, my mask will be white I want you to ride that dray horse straight into this stable (NEEIIGGHH) Make your seed, make me scream Out in public, I’m yours for life I shan’t cook, I shan’t clean But verily I say, I am his married wyfe (Ayy, ayy) [Verse 2: Megan Thee Stallion] Eat of me, swallow me, drip down my side in the wilde (Yuh) Quick, spill your seed and not make me with childe (Yuh) I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I shall be(Huh) I run down on him 'fore I have a countryman running me (Pow, pow, pow) Talk your heathenry, bite your thumb at me (Yuh) Ask for a wagon while you ride that member (While you ride that dick) You really don’t need to demand his hand in marriage (Yuh) He already made his mind up 'fore he arrived in his carriage (Ayy, ah) Now get your boots and your coat for this fertile maidenhead (Ah, ah, ah) He hired an artist just for tapestries of this fertile maidenhead (Click, click, click) Pay my debts just to kiss me on this fertile maidenhead (Mwah, mwah, mwah) Now show your coin purse if you want to see some fertile maidenhead (Yuh, yuh) [Verse 3: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion] Ser, I need a hard hitter, need a deep stroker Need an ale drinker, need a pipe smoker Not a garter snake, I need a basilisk With a hook in it, hope it lean over He has title, and I want his hand, Maidenhead fertile, just as his farmland He has a beard, well, wet when it comes out I let him taste it, now he has the King’s gout I don't want to spit, I want to devour I want to gag, hour after hour I want you to touch that little flesh that swings in the back of my throat My wench skills are legion, maidenhead water It may enter cool but it shall come out hotter I ride on that thing like the night’s watch is behind me (Yuh, ah) I spit on his staff and he suggests to make me a merchant [Verse 4: Megan Thee Stallion] Your grace, I'm a harlot, rope and harness Switch my wig, he thinks I’m a new mistress Put him on his knees, give him Paganism to believe in Never lost a fight, but I want a knave’s beating In God’s kingdom, I'm the wolf of the clearing If he ate my arse, he's a pond scum minnow Big D stands for big Deacon I could make you come before I ever greet you If it comes late, then he can mate You shan’t hurt my feelings, but I like pain If he fuck me and ask Whose is it? When I take the member, I shall spell my name, ah[Chorus: Cardi B] Yea, yea, yea, yea Yea, you Biblically know some fertile maidenhead Fetch a pail and a rag for this fertile maidenhead Give me everything you own for this fertile maidenhead Now see it sag, make it wag, this is fertile maidenhead Now fetch a pail and a rag, this is fertile maidenhead I say F-M-H, this is fertile maidenhead Cabbage in a stew, this is fertile maidenhead, huh[Outro: Frank Ski] There are harlots in this house There are harlots in this house There are harlots in this house There are harlots in this house There are harlots in this house There are harlots in this house There are harlots in this house There are harlots in this house There are harlots in this house There are harlots in this house

[@amyschaag6646]

Yaaaasssss

[@kendall9036]

It's the cabbage in a stew for me

[@danielleforde9419]

Can this be used for a cover?

[@zetazimmer4769]

Danielle Forde I would be honored! It was a tough balancing act between it still having the same flow, the same meaning and authentic vocabulary, so it could be cleaned up in any of those directions further.

[@danielleforde9419]

@@zetazimmer4769 thanks💕

[@sternritter9788]

This sounds like when entering a Boss dungeon

[@Zeddicusz11]

The boss is a giant WAP dragon that sprays you with acidic goo

[@RayRay_bd]

Imagine drinking out of a goblet and listening to this while your on a throne 🏃🏽‍♀️

[@nickolasbandecchi8294]

When she shows you her ankles on the first date

[@ragnorfellandcantgetup3916]

Scandalous

[@Maaztig]

She belongs to the cobblestones.

[@ray_shork2124]

Oh my

[@cart1sluvr]

@@Maaztig NOT THE COBBLESTONES

[@alwaysrunning234]

😂😂😂

[@kyon5323]

He bought a canvas just for a painting of this soaked Venus' honey pot.

[@mistacentury]

*medieval twerking *

[@GrimmGirll]

Why is the hardest thing I've heard in my entire life

[@Winkdollbeauty]

(Praise the Lord in this house) (Praise the Lord in this house) I said, Jesus freak Seven days a week Worship and Preach Make them satanists weak, woo Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you singing with some Worship and Preach Put a bible in your lap for this Worship and Preach Give me everything you got for this Worship and Preach Pray it up, fella, watch the lord Extra love I’m never bored Put God’s word right in your face Swing your hips it’s a heaven’s race I am saved, I don’t wanna die Jesus can give me that eternal life Swim in the ocean, looked in God’s eyes Just got baptized, come take a dive Saved my life, like I'm surprised Satan will play, he wear a disguise I want you to sing that rhythm hymn Right in his presence divine Walk on water, make me dream Out in public, don’t make a scene He is humble, he is brave And let me tell you to follow God’s way (ayy, ayy) Bitterness, misery, used to be inside me Quick jump out 'fore the devil get inside of me Counting my blessings, never counting misfortunes I run down on Satan 'fore I have a him running me Drink your wine, bite your bread The Holy Ghost hears prayers in your head (prayers in your head) You can always ask the father for support He already knew your story, cause he’s the lord Now get your bible in your lap For this Worship and Preach Now put your hands up in the air For this Worship and Preach Pay for my Hillsong concert ticket For this Worship and Preach Out in the rain if you wanna See some Worship and Preach Look, I need a God lover, I need a verse reader I need a hymn singer, I need a worship leader Not the garden snake, kill the wicked cobra Put some love in it, hope it’s never over If he is with Jesus, then that's where I'm headed Knowledge A1, bible, he reads it He knows guitar, well, I'm tryna play it I let him strum it, he called me a lady I don't wanna date, I wanna elope I wanna get wed, I wanna devote I want you to sing and praise the lord With rhythms that you and I wrote My memory’s is fire, you don’t wanna test me I’m going to church and there’s nothing to stop me I talk to the lord like the heavens can hear me I preached on the mic and now everyone loves me, woo Your honor, I'm faith-rich, live for, Jesus Teach my kids, make them realize their meaning Put them on their knees, give them something to believe in Lucifer can leave it, cause I'm staying ‘way from sinning In the youth group, I’m the one that’s preaching If he keeps sinning, he’s a devil-lover Big D stand for big Devoter He could touch your heart before he ever meet ya If you don’t change, your sinful ways You’re gon’ hurt his feelings, and he hates pain If you see Jesus and ask, "Whose is it?" When I teach The Word, I'ma spell his name Ah Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you singing with some Worship and Preach Put a bible in your lap for this Worship and Preach Give me everything you got for this Worship and Preach Now from the top, it’s a bop That's some Worship and Preach Now put a bible in your lap That's some Worship and Preach I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP That's some Worship and Preach Ceremony in the church That's some Worship and Preach (Praise the Lord in this house) (Praise the Lord in this house)

[@lucastheloser.5374]

this is fireeeeee

[@gabby_jse23]

DUDE YES

[@Mary-yq6vk]

AMAZING

[@moyo6606]

Someone is gonna actually perform this in church and I'm ready.

[@Winkdollbeauty]

Mo Yo me too and pls give me lyricist creds ❤️ and tag me in the video cause I wanna see HAHAHHAA

[@chaoticandrew5983]

why is this such a banger tho lmaooo

[@RexytheRexy]

This is the most badass thing I've heard in ages.

[@LEbackstage]

I don't know why but this makes me want to show a little bit of ankle. 😭

[@lovelove-jx9qt]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jirstho]

Art thou that sinful?

[@grompogromlus1100]

Harlet!

[@THEEspidergirl]

Thou art sinful to say such upon thee lords earth 😦

[@oddanderson9131]

Ankle I think thou means... skankle

[@oddhooligans9848]

WAP in medieval period is Witches And Priests

[@mikhailthegreatestdragon3627]

My man

[@sneedmando186]

A true scholar my good Sir

[@annahappen7036]

Damn that's good

[@poly_g6068]

Lmfao.

[@Emma88178]

Or woman

[@TheRedfieldWay]

This sounds like a Boss battle theme. this puts the "D" in Dragon. yes...dragon... that's it. Warrior Armed Properly wants to fight a big, hard Dragon

[@soggy_stringbean]

Sounds like boss battle music in a desert.

[@Garhunt05]

Women: *embraces sexuality* Men: why do i hear Queen music?

[@elenahasdna]

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[@Marouanehalit]

embraces Whoring"

[@zlatkajupe]

@@Marouanehalit embraces your mothers mouth

[@Venecerious011]

Women can be as sexual as they want and still know their worth, scrub

[@thegrimkeeper274]

King Slayer lmao bitter male😂

[@pirateninjaunicorn666]

This is going in my DnD playlist, we'll see if my players notice.

[@jadedzealot7150]

Literally same lmaooo

[@timothytam1981]

Did they notice?

[@danisire666]

I feel you man... Totally agree with you on that...

[@pirateninjaunicorn666]

I don't know if they will notice, the scene in which I'll use it is probably like 6 months away :D I will update then

[@jadedzealot7150]

@@timothytam1981 Haven't been able to play yet but I'll keep you posted

[@TheCosmosRising]

Thou hast crafted an absolute bop good sir...

[@levilev2415]

It sounds so freaking menacing XD

[@goodgirlvicki]

Why does this sound better than the original song

[@czecm8jr]

Because ANYTHING sounds better than the original!! LOL

[@xbillups8322]

Ben Shapiro cover by Grandayy is the original in me and all decent people's hearts.

[@alwaysblue9514]

No

[@xhelixshotx]

THIS is the original. It already existed since the Medieval Era.

[@goodgirlvicki]

@@xhelixshotx 😂😂😂😂😂

[@NOMADmusica]

I'm ready to cast spells while twerking Wow since this comment got so many likes just wanted to say I just posted a cover of WAP on my channel

[@sportsfan8404]

The Cuties sequel looking real weird

[@galaxylucia1898]

😂😂😂

[@yes.ma_am]

The bass in this slaps

[@aestheticsxnii417]

Even anne boleyn started twerking in heaven rn lmaox

[@roblox.helper]

Pulls dress up to expose mine ankle *Aeonys said to correct

[@user-mv2xz8rp5g]

😂

[@younggravyishot1399]

😲 *scandalous*

[@jacindaskaramangos]

UNHOLYYYY

[@petrajovanovic3817]

😳

[@jakesanchez6621]

Maidens these days, so brazen!

[@OblivionHelena]

That moment in a video game where the main characters realise the antagonist they've been tracking down this whole time is not the true villain of the game and is in fact a puppet whose strings are being pulled by some currently unknown but certainly formidable mastermind. Also this is really impressive and slaps, thank you!

[@Edv7S]

Got the same vibes

[@elenahasdna]

Extra bonus: The villain is in their adventuring party

[@madmoblin]

Midna... Foolish Twilight Princess... The curse on you cannot be broken... It was placed on you by the magic of my god! The power you held as leader of the Twili will never return! Already he has descended and been reborn in this world... As long as my master, Ganon, survives, he will resurrect me without cease!

[@johnnyboy2065]

Sounds like boss music for a witch

[@sapaulgoogdmen9542]

Entering the boss the level and don’t realize the cinematic has already started

[@pinkybotzcowski]

This song was performed at halftime of the jousting tournament at the coliseum.

[@BigBlack81]

Naw, fam. This is the march out music when the competitors are paraded in front of the crowd before the events starts. That open of the song is right before the streamers are launched into the sky, the slow trot of the competitors and their steeds as they listen to the crowd go OFF to this tune. This is full on walk out music.

[@cassthegrimm8522]

That evening Twas a theater play indeed 🎥

[@PhilipBowenMusic]

My man keeps slinging fire at us from the Middle Ages. This would’ve slapped hard in GoT

[@loafoflaxatives5676]

This is the best crossover in existence

[@lemonsqueezy56]

Play it at 2X ..it still hits hard.