Imploding Entire Planets into Black Holes | HELLDIVERS 2

[@RubixRaptor]

Been passively playing Helldivers as each little update comes out and I’ve finally reached a point where it’s worth a video! Next Helldivers video is will likely be the same thing as this whacky galactic war continues c:

[@edandischke183]

Im excited for when you meet… „them“…

[@_Killerclock]

When life gives you lemons drop a Hellbomb

[@doggie4827]

Perfect

[@moisesfavela2189]

You should try out Once Human. It's free with online co-op. Also fighting eldrith nightmare creatures on a regular basis with potential whacky hijinks.

[@douglasallar9176]

Hey Rubix, I'm aware that you like Destiny because of your references here and there. Do you think you and your deranged friends could do an Op for Destiny? Like, say the battle to retake the Moon from the Hive but resulted in failure?

[@GaijinGoombah]

I love Bird Dispatch.

[@thekidontheinternet6178]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE????

[@aquilesalvarado1220]

Holy hit it's the Goombah Also same Quill is funny as all hell

[@mrfuadzz]

It is yeah 😂😂

[@danielbeck2739]

WHA' YU DOIN 'ERE YU GIT?!

[@chancellor8797]

@@danielbeck2739 KRUMP 'IM LADS

[@vibechecker3168]

“Strap me into a drop pod and fire me at cyberstan, I am ready.”

[@KingOfhearts72]

I’ve only seen one variant of that meme before,and all I Gota say is..based😎

[@jaffex_8445]

All I'm saying is, if you put me on Cyberstan's low orbit with all the heavy ordanance a Liberty class destroyer can carry the war will be over by Christmas

[@thegoofygoblin2081]

ITS ME BROTHER

[@vibechecker3168]

@@thegoofygoblin2081 START THE FUNCTION

[@thegoofygoblin2081]

@@vibechecker3168 WWAAAAAAAAAAGGH

[@Childishxmarkeeloo]

What’s funny is that we didn’t make a black hole we created a wormhole. We kinda gave the illuminate a way back to our galaxy

[@JoltYT1337]

Your Democracy Officer would like a word with you.

[@Childishxmarkeeloo]

@@JoltYT1337no no it was only a joke I’m a proud citizen

[@StarBornMichael]

Oh lord.

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

​@@JoltYT1337 It's a warning. They need to know if they come back. Have you thought of that sir?

[@jackmurray764]

We? Helldivers fans are different

[@vid101.]

Unknowingly fighting alongside Jay while liberating meridia from existance was fun. 9/10 would spagetify a bug planet again.

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

dont forget that now there's been the big operation against the bots, including the saving of the childrens hospital on Vernen Wells.

[@vid101.]

@@airplanemaniacgaming7877 Yeah its nice that we chose to save the kids instead of the AT mines.

[@xhontafaruci3445]

[Redacted] This review is under investigation for treason

[@exploertm8738]

Ah yes, Meridia. There were two types of divers during operation: 1. Those who screamed in terror the entire time barely clinging to their lives 2. Those who brought Eagle Smoke Strike and Breaker Incendiary

[@Rhinosaurfish]

Forgot the 3rd, those of us who knew Shriekers can't hit you if you're prone

[@asinineintentions7773]

And the fourth. Those of us who saw fit to bring 4 gatling turrets, and 4 MG turrets, and a shield dome, and create our own little CIWS bubble. It was fucking glorious.

[@redjive_industries3760]

@@asinineintentions7773I will never forget my first Meridia run (mostly how unexpectedly easy it was despite all the doomposting I’d seen while at work :V) ‘nor how fucking awesome it was that A: we were fighting at the TCS site and B: the shriekers coming out of those bigass holes but even knowing what was coming every extract from that mission was so fucking cool because you still feel like you’re inches away from death even if you’re using the meta tactics

[@Epic_747]

i brought gatling turret as AA support

[@TrazynSurrogate]

Me: lands on Meridia Also me: *A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON*

[@enricopaolocoronado2511]

"This reminds me of the first episode of Land Before Time." Jesus, the nostalgia kicked in as soon as those words registered in my mind. It's been ages since I've seen the first entry.

[@dr.derpington]

I have an original official VCR of that movie in my basement

[@bthsr7113]

It's been so long it's almost entirely faded from my mind. I also didn't rewatch that series.

[@CaptainRhodor]

I love the return of Bird Dispatch in the form Quail backseat gaming XD This more casual format is actually really nice.

[@idavid8391]

0:15 I will NOT be ignoring your idle conversations about spontaneous combustion and Lord Foog the 2st. Also, I LOVE Bird Dispatch. Quail is awesome.

[@agenda3854]

“The goo has stopped responding to me as master” is such a weird sentence but makes perfect sense for anyone in Ignis to say

[@chaosmiles07]

"Concerns from unforeseeable impacts from the use of..." The Illuminate: *looming in the shadows*

[@violetsprut9420]

Why is the phrase "Turning planets into black holes" is NOT the most unhinged/wacky line I heard from Ignis?

[@blackgem12]

Because they did worse

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

In the words of Jay, "Because earlier this year we were Coast Guard fighting the Fish Apocalypse"

[@witherwitch1260]

its like... not even close to the top 10

[@phelpsbutnotmichal9360]

Fish Apocalypse

[@CrystalNin]

Because basically all their Christmas OPs

[@doctorscientist7570]

I remember Meridia well. Rolling hills of scarlet broken up by rocky outcroppings. One of my first deployments against the enemies of democracy. Such a shame that the bug menace desecrated it so thoroughly that the only sensible option remaining was the weaponized usage of dark fluid.

[@dashtilldawn9532]

“The existence of high casualty missions implies the existence of low casualty missions.”

[@gaiusmarius4209]

and then the stupidhead gets snarky and says something like "it comforts me to know that those might happen someday" like: did you SEE what we were fighting down there!? how many Heavy Devastators/Stalkers have YOOOUUUU killed Ms low casualty missions? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?????????????????

[@redjive_industries3760]

GOD THAT LINE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

[@ellie_ex]

6:34 "what are you trying to say ALIEN?" has got to be the funniest thing to say to someone starting drama over a meme about a fictional war

[@codexstudios]

9:48 that's quite the callback

[@SLDFSpectreSix]

The jungle map and the Viper Commando Warbond got me feeling like I'm back on Catachan. God-Emperor, that was paradise.

[@phoenixofmetal]

I have used the "It is man who is made in God's image, not you creature!" line as a battle cry against a cockroach that turned up in my bathroom. That line is always welcome to live in my head rent-free.

[@soelo592]

The operator/ the bird/ dispatch is one of the best reasons why this video is funny. The other reason is the boys conversations about memes and stuff.

[@lavaavalon]

8:02 GET DOWN MR.PRESIDENT!

[@blackgem12]

I REALLY hope we put meridia somewhere in the illuminate home system. It would be REALLY FUNNY.

[@redjive_industries3760]

*insert ‘what the fuck is this piece of shit’.mp4*

[@idkanymore6897]

"what are you trying to say, ALIEN??" is perfect

[@WTCheatShaming]

I still think “KRAK GRENADE…….bwoooom” is my favorite meme.

[@someirishboi6308]

Kazambo!

[@thorne6477]

Bird Dispatch is my favorite running joke.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

4:58 You should Olay Earth Defense Force 5, then. _It'll fix that problem for you._

[@dragonace119]

So many flying UFOs and spiders.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

THE TADPOLES.

[@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly]

Bird dispatch is canon to every universe, and no one can tell me otherwise!!!

[@clonechoopa31]

10:05 man you had some major beef with that particular scavenger to give it ALL three of your barrels AT THE SAME TIME! That "grub" no longer exists on this plane of existence, you made damn sure of that by eviscerating every single trace it ever existed in the first place, by Super Earth Helldiver! That was some excessive force!

[@alphaandomega4422]

and Jay's ability to summon eldritch creatures by saying they don't exist gets stronger every day. JAYSUS, seeing flying terminids is literally seeing nightmares come to life

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

4:50 Any EDF 5 Mission involving The Tadpoles

[@chuckn4851]

That battle of Chosin joke was peak humor

[@progreengaming]

this felt like a low budget badger video, and i'm here for it!

[@rsmith5606]

I started maniacally cackling when he said that there weren't any air bugs attacking yet, best use of foreshadowing lol

[@OscarNovember1776]

8:25 the muffled screams xD he sounds like a goat im legit cryin rn xD

[@Xeno1001]

8:00 the ultimate example of “MR. PRESIDENT GET DOWN!!!” was shown before us in spectacular fashion. That’s going to be a rent free moment in my brain forever now.

[@temy4895]

Nothing wrong with the more casual stuff from time to time Jay, the nutty conversations are very much part of the charm.

[@superspider64]

Me: Where is the grub? Rubixraptor at 10:07: Gone, Reduced to atoms

[@alfrazalam101]

The "It was man who was made in gods image" is the best goddam line and its popular because it goes so hard. Fuck bugs

[@redmombarf]

I love the snap in "Howdy!"

[@Akitoscorpio1]

It's refreshing to see someone playing this game in a slightly less unhinged fashion that me and my crew do.

[@orinbaglo1572]

somebody get this man to make a new helldivers 2 video to show that this game is so back dude.

[@ArtisticEbony]

Having your own memes quoted to you is a truly sureal experience

[@jacobystonecypher791]

That "Lookout Mr. President" moment was amazing, and I am now ugly laughing!!!

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Ah yes, back to Jay's Addiction.

[@Ghostrecall_M]

It's an addictive game.

[@bthsr7113]

There are much worse addictions to have, even among video games.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

@@bthsr7113 Oh I'm well aware, recently one of my friends had the misfortune of League of Legends. I'm happy to say he is recovering and shows no signs of regression.

[@boomsoldier9267]

FINALY, ANOTHER HELLDIVERS 2 VIDEOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I can't wait till the next one.

[@shoulderpyro]

okayi gotta admit, that "Mech ferrying troops across a deep lake" thing is actually pretty damn smart

[@Bah56]

Bird dispatch is always a highlight.

[@dime.c120]

Turned my speakers on to listen to this while I do chores but upon hearing "And then they made space Vietnam. Again." I quickly did a 180 and shouted "AGAIN?" I have never done that before Creek PTSD is REEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

[@gaming_gamer483]

Description- Nobel Helldivers - I do agree that these Helldivers deserve a Nobel prize for the work they do

[@richiemesar7344]

epic land before time reference raptor *fist bumps*

[@Sam-h6u9d]

I love helldivers 2's lore. I hate the fact that super earth is evil and they just don't embrace it.

[@SkinChangerDev]

I recently got Helldivers 2 recently and spent most of my July 4th playing it. Your content gave me the inspiration I needed to enlist in the fight for managed democracy. Thank you so much.

[@justinnguyen7782]

Chilling with friends = murdering your friends. Sounds about right.

[@shadowdragon654]

Bird Dispatch come back from the wormhole with a massive fleet of Illuminate as their leader

[@Martian2607]

A like for land before time, loved that movie as a kid

[@Twiggy1942]

9:47, give me back my pixels you gremlins

[@rampage75_25]

In defense of the aliens, humans being egoistic assholes is unpleasently realistic. Imagine evolving over four milion years and not being able to live in peace with each other...

[@joshmorton3392]

A RubixRaptor Video? On my birthday?

[@tadhgmcelligott3693]

Happy birthday

[@ctmarine9100]

Happy Birthday!

[@just_addd_water_to_your_ramen]

Hmappy birgushmahfae

[@baconthedarklord970]

So THAT'S what happened to Meridia! I was wondering about that.

[@thegoodstuf1663]

I need way more helldivers

[@CommanderWolf888]

My craving for another RubixRaptor Helldivers video has been sated. For now.

[@_spooT]

Glory to the FOOG! Truly a spitting image of Lord Foog the 1nd

[@leonscott7319]

Man bird dispatch may have become an illuminate prisoner

[@Skullsmasher2000]

I cannot describe to you how fun it looks to play games with you and your boys

[@banditthegreat1787]

FINALLY MORE HELLDIVERS PLEASE!

[@matthewtourtellot8846]

When the Meridia op went, I was in a similar position like Walrus manning an HMG turret when the shriekers came pouring out. As terrifying as it was, I was grateful for both the turret being super effective and the shriekers hanging back while I was on it.

[@transfo9985]

there is nothing funnier to me than Pip's muffled screams for help.

[@WhenGoatsWentBaa]

Can say with confidence that the ballistic shield is mad. It doesn't take any damage at all below a certain AP, but also me and a friend tested it by having him drop Eagle Cluster munitions on my head and I (barely) survived by crouching and aiming the shield at the eagle.

[@Andriej69]

Tremendous display of self-control to avoid making purely Helldivers video for the past few weeks!

[@Ninjanoto2]

i love bird dispatch and little 2d quail image

[@KingOfhearts72]

Ohhh that was when the spawns were horribly glitched due to the new patch(which has seemed to happen just about EVERY)patch. Seriously tho those Merida missions were cancer and I have never seen that many fliers.

[@saintdane7336]

Also fun fact, not only is the sun on the bug side swamp planet red, but the moon happens to be some weird freaky green color. Neat.

[@quill564]

Thank you for more bird dispatch, its hilarious

[@doorcf]

fun fact, due to the lack of any vissible event horizon and that the "Black Hole" is the size of the planet instwead of being much smaller as it should ... its not a black hole

[@Machi_Tay]

Imangine there will be a day where 100 of us can play at once, with a huge ass campaign

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

0:40 A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

[@swagpharius_swolemegon]

A jayraptors helldivers video and on my birthday, today just keeps getting better

[@demicus]

TARGET DEE-STROYED!

[@generaljedi8691]

All divers need to remind the enemy that this is OUR SWAMP!!!

[@Sutiiru]

Your videos are a treasure to those who watch them.

[@KanuckStreams]

I love Quail A.K.A. "Bird Dispatch."

[@Southern_Crusader]

No matter the game, Ignis can’t escape the Vietnam jungle combat.

[@OnyxEclypse]

I love the casual-like nature of this...

[@EMan-xj5cz]

0:34 Juice That Makes Your Head Explode!

[@saintdane7336]

Due to WiFi problems and having to switch my carrier and wait till the end of the month and a bunch of other junk, I’m glad I’m able to witness to fall of the Meridia super colony on here at least, even if I missed it in real time. Looks like fun 😊, also still like to visit the hole afterwards and ponder

[@Flipdagoose]

Jay's boys are about as close to canon helldivers as you get ngl

[@onisavage1685]

I’d love to see Rubix and the squad having a time on one of the EDF games That’d be awesome to see. Especially with the ragdolls and such

[@DepthDestroyer-rb2lf]

i loved nam' emphasis on loved

[@DANBAN119]

Humans: It is man who is made in Gods image filthy aliens!" Somewhere trillions of lightyears away: "It is the glebnorks who are made in Shaksas image filthy aliens!"

[@sparkyswe396]

Bird Dispatch is always funny!

[@IceLordCryo]

I have you to thank for my Helldivers obsession

[@Founder_of_the_SCP_Foundation]

Still think your most epic video was the last episode of the barotrauma series, that wasn’t even a game anymore it was a *MOVIE* the freakin 3d captain dropping the hard af one liners

[@Caitlyn3000]

Just from the title, I can tell this is gonna be explosively fun

[@MistahFox]

I don't think there's a single other youtuber with your rate of consistent bangers

[@Hecksun]

Man, I'm always glad to see another Jay video, been a little bit since the last one.

[@lilbeandips4779]

When you don't say howdy right away, I get very stress out, so thank you.

[@SizzleCorndog]

"why is the sun red, this looks sick as hell" Jay has never seen a sunset confirmed.

[@andrewrobinson9825]

I'm glad you're still keeping up with it

[@squadie1]

A giant ominous burple wormhole, would be crazy if the illuminate used it for round 2 boogaloo.

[@johnaxios6335]

That's the best Helldiver I've ever seen