Warhammer 40.000: Dawn of War - Guardsmen Squad Quotes

Guardsmen Squad Quotes from Warhammer 40.000: Dawn of War
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[@OptimisticPessimist]

“By the Emperor, we’ve won!” -My guardsmen squad after capturing a strategic point 25 seconds into the match

[@kubikkuratko188]

Keep the morale high i guess

[@hesya5400]

Judging by the average lifespan of a guardsman, I say they truly are winners...

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

I'm surprised they survived for 25 secs.

[@CaptainOguretz]

Yep. Feels more like "Capturing it was easy. Holding it will be hard"

[@MrCh0o]

To be fair, with guard's cheap resource tech and listening post upgrades it might not be that far from the truth...

[@ColonelZoren]

"Our commissar is dead? KEEP FIGHTING, HE MAY BE FAKING IT!"

[@MarcAmengual]

@Brother Kotello "If you don't serve in combat you will serve on the firing line!".

[@BaranZenon]

@Demiclea That is so dope. But it could get worse - they could summon Kaldor Draigo :D

[@tyfusstinker3198]

@@BaranZenon ahahahah, you win xD

[@benjaminburton8135]

@@tyfusstinker3198 "I WILL AVENGE YOU JANUUUUUUUUUUSSS!"

[@tyfusstinker3198]

@@benjaminburton8135 do you have seen my Sword? Hands doesn't exist in my reality

[@05yuya]

"Spacemarines, Oh this will be ugly" Heard that line once in a multiplayer game, suddenly my whole line of defense was bombarded by pods, and it was indeed very ugly.

[@Manglet762]

I guess you were in a 4+ player fight where you were fighting just one faction until later on, you encountered Space Marines? That's the only explanation I can think of to where SM can be tier 3 without you even fighting them at all up to that point.

[@noir9184]

@@Manglet762 sad history, no? lets play ua?

[@AAhmou]

Los Matadorès did somebody pull off a deep strike on your HQ?

[@mellowfellow14]

The space book says STEEL RAIN

[@mojewjewjew4420]

@@mellowfellow14 The Codex Astartes names this maneuver STEEL RAIN (STEEHL REHN)

[@Raven-us7fz]

Best guardsmen quote, "Those are Eldar? I thought they be taller."

[@finnheisenheim8274]

Sexier*

[@techpriestexscian6596]

@@finnheisenheim8274 No more bloom for you

[@josefdebnar6500]

@@finnheisenheim8274 *Sound of Bolter being reloaded*

[@bsantini3616]

*BLAM*

[@josefdebnar6500]

@@bsantini3616 Thanks comissar for keeping good moral amongst men.

[@aeterna789]

"Holy!...Look at the size of 'em" - Imperial Guardsmen while looking at Sisters of Battle's chest plates.

[@billkerman8668]

Best warhammer 40k post ever.

[@zeerevolutionwillbetelevised]

MIGHTY BOOBS are a LIE!

[@Turngaitify]

roktopus 'Thought they broke our backs? HAH!'

[@TheRumChum]

capturing was easy....... holding it ..... I,,, will get hard. ok that was a bit of a stretch

[@aeterna789]

TheRumChum The original quote would have been fine. =D

[@thelvadamee3467]

"Orkz..." *Spits* "Where there's one there's a hundred of them!" - Says the Imperial Guardsman.

[@captaincancer7786]

"Guardsman..." *Spits* "Where there's one there's a million of them!"

[@daniellison9182]

@toplinefool444 you are assuming that the orkz can count to more than 5

[@zameliz]

@@daniellison9182 Can't count to more than 5 but is "perfectly" cabable of building a "functioning" spacefaring vessel... welp that's orks for ya X'D

[@ConradKurze]

@@zameliz Big Mek is qualified to count at least as much as the fingers he have.

[@thatguynamedgabestyfy8348]

@@zameliz to be fair they just have to believe that paintings things red and the thing goes faster

[@glassesman1876]

"For everyone of us who falls ten more will take his place ." Question. How does this guardsman know my ultimate strategy?

[@christiandauz3742]

Pretty much the MO of most factions.

[@Bloodlyshiva]

Because they're not stupid. They are painfully aware of their role.

[@christiandauz3742]

Bloodlyshiva Yup, to die in the countless millions every single hour of every single day Average life expectancy of a Guardsman is SIX hours. Yes there is a short story about the Six hour rule. Its very sad, you have been warned

[@TrueScottsmen]

Christian Dauz well the life expectancy thing really depends on the planets on some you might live for 15 hours!

[@knightpaladin9841]

Christian Dauz that's only a guardsman on his first deployment. The survivors become badasses

[@vampyrate8804]

Everyone would probably run out of bullets before the Imperial guard ran out of men.

[@karmakastiitarrikaari3499]

Orks runnin out uv dakka? Dats eresy dat iz

[@SpanishDio]

hahahaha

[@yesmlord9483]

Stalin reference?

[@Dimovuha222]

What does Stalin have to do with this?

[@karmakastiitarrikaari3499]

dmvh222 I'm sure he's at least a general in the Guard

[@Swordflash4]

Having these guys screaming in your face as you frantically try to micro-manage them in a fight has got to be borderline self harm...

[@UntrainedExorcist]

James Delaney it is

[@Siegberg91]

You stop them from scraficing themselves for the empire are you a heretic

[@mattl1962]

Just never build a psyker... they're the worst.

[@kubikkuratko188]

@@mattl1962 i hate this kind of micromanaging i just build a wall of turrets and anninhilate the enemy with artilerry

[@kubikkuratko188]

@uwau do you play regular dow or UA?

[@manux2678]

The voice acting of all Dawn of War games is simply epic

[@mojewjewjew4420]

not in Dawn of war 3 which is not really DOW 3 but they call it that

[@finnheisenheim8274]

This is the voice of merrick in dow 2. The same guy who pistol whipped his superior infront of an inquisitor and lord commissar.

[@Manglet762]

Except for Warp Spiders. "wHAt dO yOu kNOw of wAr?"

[@paulsegers1880]

Well, this didn't age well....

[@rixille]

@@Manglet762 I thought the Warp Spiders were cool actually. "Focusing on the temporal objective". "Waiting here is but a phase of our existence". "We can be there, instantly."

[@MarianoRyu]

- Khorne Berserkers: "BREAK THEIR BAAAAAAAAACKS!!!" Guardsmen: "FLEE! They're too much for us!" *Berserkers pursue Guardsmen to ambush point* Guardsmen: "Thought they broke our backs!? HA!"

[@brandonaughtman9091]

They might not be super soldiers, but they are super men for standing toe to toe with enemies twice as powerful as they are. When ever I play as I them I feel proud to be an Imperial Guardsman. PS~ If they ever make another Warhammer 40,000 movie, they better put in what you just wrote. XD

[@oykel4089]

Don't forget they faces Chaos, Orks, Eldars and Tyranids with only Lasgun and Body armor which ain't stopping anything. Their courage is their Super-power

[@brandonaughtman9091]

Mikael Hoxo Those are the real heroes of the Imperium of Man. But I always make sure they have their gear and a leader with them before sending them out, Commissar, Pysker, or Priest.

[@dr.arielfinch4316]

That clearly wasn't.. BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN! HAHAHAHA- I'll see myself out.

[@Myan_]

+Mikael Hoxo i guess you could say that theyre... filled with determination?

[@BolisStewie]

"For every one of us who falls ten more will take his place" that's perfectly describes the guardsmen

[@UntrainedExorcist]

StefanoBolis96 hi there

[@HAUNTINGS666]

Forreal , once i notice the death of 1 guardsmen im like Okay i NEED MORE MEN

[@theonefrancis696]

Ten more will be executed

[@suspiciouscheese4518]

"Let's see them fight all of us!"

[@jacobweatherford4696]

Sounds like a all you can eat buffet to a carnifex.

[@Gamberbro237]

"Let's see them fight all of us!" - Most Imperial Guard thing ever said by any member of the Imperial Guard.

[@UntrainedExorcist]

Road so true

[@Cybersharky_]

Degenerate

[@uristmcdwarfington8863]

'They think they broke our backs? PHAH!' Rock on, little cannon fodder. Rock on.

[@samuelcasorran1709]

shine on, you crazy diamond

[@manux2678]

"Reporting for duty, sir" "Present and *accounted foward*, sir" "Sir yes sir" "By the Emperor, you will have it" "If such is the Emperor's will" "What are your orders?" "Its my duty to serve" "Executing your orders, sir" "For the glory of the Imperium" "You heard him men, jump to" "Looks like everything is in order, sir" "Its an honor to serve the Imperium, sir" "Imperial Guard attack!" "Keep in formation" "Hold the line dammit!" "Holy... you'd look at the size of 'em" "For Emperor, and the Imperium" "Well lets see them fight all of us!" "For everyone of us who falls ten more will take his place" "Charge!" "Go! Go! Go!" "On my mark, Charge!" "Storm them!" "Who wants some more?!" "Tanks! Where are the bloody tanks!!!?" "Shore up the left flank and keep firing!" "Kill them, kill them all!" "Aw! I'm hit... i'm, hit" "Take the objective" "You shall have your prize" "Take it at all costs!" "Objective secured... what now?" "We did it sir" "By the Emperor... we've won!" "Capturing it was easy, holding it... will be hard" "I've the enemy, in my sights" "Enemy spotted, what are your orders?" "On your guard... Marines!" "Space Marines... augh this will be ugly" "By the Emperor, not them!" "Chaos, what do we do sir?" "Greenskins... thought i smell something" "Orks... (spits) where is one there is a hundred of 'em" "Eldar! And they look ready for war" "Those are Eldar? I thought they'd be taller..." "What the hell is that thing???" "Daemon... they have a Daemon :(" "We've spotted some kind of... monster... what ever it is, it's an abomination to the Emperor" "We are under fire!" "Where is our fire support???" "Taking hits!!!" "Look out! Here they come!" "Is that the best you've got?!" "We've been over run!" "Flee! Its too much for us!" "*Is no good, we can't hold them!" "(Desperate) Sir... sir what do we do??" "Time for payback!" "Thought they broke our backs...? Ha!" "We wont let you down sir" "Lets ride" "Now this, is the only way to travel" "Left! Left! Left! Right! Left!" Sorry for my bad english :)

[@PetroBeherha]

You did make a few mistakes, but otherwise it's spot on! :)

[@manux2678]

Petro Beherha probably on spelling, huh? I am from Argentina xD thanks for noticing n.n

[@PetroBeherha]

Manu X Understandable. I'm from the USA, so it helps. You're welcome.

[@fancy_hulk]

Thanks a lot for the lyrics..

[@M36Kantrael]

Petro Beherha understandable. Have a nice day!

[@MasterChief117252]

Imperial Guards: When you are losing, send more guardsmens. And a Baneblade.

[@tahrilasdrubael2675]

and then, even more guardsmen!!!

[@ImSorryFive]

When in doubt, throw more men at it.

[@Millerberto]

ImSorryFive Send more men, they said. steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=383549631

[@christiandauz3742]

Millerberto No wonder Chaos has plenty of Traitor Guards! You keep sending them, they keep converting!

[@Millerberto]

***** Just send in priests and commisars..

[@Thecommander248]

The most badass units in Dawn of War. They may go down easy, but whereas Kasrkins got the training an Ogryns got the muscle, these guys have pathetic lasguns and carapace armor, but they will never stop coming. FOR THE EMPEROR'S WILL!

[@Dimovuha222]

Kasrking got carapace armor, imperial guardsmen wear flak jackets

[@Thecommander248]

Yet, they still do their jobs.

[@Dimovuha222]

Thecommander248 Considering that the most of the time they fight with cultists or orks, yeah they do.

[@Dimovuha222]

JoeRingo118 You mean T-shirts?

[@hoteltrivago.3034]

Did you mean tissue paper on their chest and a flashlight?

[@GameArchiver]

*Commissar hands Guardsmen his orders Guardsmen: "Executing your orders, sir!" *Guardsmen shoots commissars orders

[@DoctorFail]

Thats how you get promoted to commissar right there Assuming the orders are to flee

[@techpriestmarx4356]

Lol that's how i've thought about that line since I was a little kid.

[@jacobking5400]

I love how optimistic they are, i get so hyped when i play as them, every single victory means something. "Thought they broke our backs? HA!"

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

I remember accidentally stomping on a squad and killing half of them. Why yes, yes they did break your backs

[@mradjective3533]

Whenever I listen to these guys I get so pumped up. They are by far my number one army.

[@Tiger74147]

+Dan OfSteel IG #1!

[@brandonaughtman9091]

They are super soldiers in their own right! For The Imperium Of Man!

[@SpanishDio]

IG are the Best!!!

[@szarvaskoppany]

Rather your number hundreds of billions of army.

[@TheAtomicGoliath]

In Ultimate Apocalypse I can have over 10 squads of guardsmen get obliterated in a single sweep, and then replace them all in just 2 minutes, The way it should be!

[@Doomerbro99]

i once haved 20squads...

[@weall1208]

Haved... i never heard that before XD

[@RJALEXANDER777]

Orks have dakka. I have conscripts.

[@МышковаОльга]

​@@Doomerbro99i gues you had 2fps as well

[@NexterZulu]

A guardsman working at a mcdonalds counter: "You shall have your fries."

[@jasondads9509]

those are eldar....? i thought they will be taller! what the hell is that thing!?!? DEMON, DEMON, THEY HAVE A DEMON!!!!!!

[@justsomeguywithaname4208]

It pronounced daemon

[@Amann0407]

"Remember men, don't forget your standard imperial issue pair of neutronium balls!"

[@CaptanFRPS]

Imperial Guardsman; Shining Flashlights in the faces of the enemy of the Emperor since the Horus Heracy.

[@kubaGR8]

CaptanFRPS Dark Heresy? Good thing they've got those flashlights.

[@adambeczynski3988]

+CaptanFRPS Untill you meet Cadians. These motherfuckers are raised to be soldiers.

[@kubaGR8]

Adam Beczyński Death Corps of Krieg*

[@adambeczynski3988]

kubaGR8 I mean... Cadians are kinda holding The Gates of Cadia and with help of Military Genius™ are fighting off Failbaddon. But yeah... Death Corps of Krieg are badass too. And not forget about Catachans and Vostroyans. They are also more than a meatshield.

[@kubaGR8]

Adam Beczyński In Death Corps of Krieg, Comissars actually need to stop the Kriegans from dying in senseless charges. They are literally trained to die, and treat themselves like something as expendable as ammunition.

[@claypidgeon4807]

If they could power the Golden Throne with the sheer valor of the Imperial Guard, the warp rift in the Imperial Palace would permanently be sealed and the Emperor would not only be healed but return a thousand times more powerful than he was during the Great Crusade - all in the course of a nanosecond.

[@Mister_Kourkoutas]

The Warp is powered by emotion and belief of sapient minds in the material realm. When the Eldar Empire of old fell into degeneracy, they accidentally created Slaanesh. Just think about what hundreds of trillions if not *quadrillions* of human beings who live and die praising the Emperor has done to His psychic consciousness in the Warp in the 10,000 years since He was entombed upon the Golden Throne. Food for thought. :D

[@stevenbyford5615]

If he wasn't a god before, he certainly would be after the first few millennium.

[@Jeffemcd08]

imagine if the entire imperium believed he wasnt mortally wounded ahahhaa

[@Mister_Kourkoutas]

Jeffe McDougal You know how Ork technology works because Orks believe if should? Notice how Yarrick is an unkillable badass because the Orks say he is? We just need to convince the Orks to believe that the Emperor is alive and well . . . somehow.

[@claypidgeon4807]

+SinDawg030 I posted an idea for that on Alfa Legion's General Heresy board a few months back.

[@distortionnation3289]

Guardsmen: "Where's are fire support?" Inquisition: *destroys entire planet*

[@randomstranger_3]

"Capturing it was easy, holding it... will be hard" Never had this quote been even more truer when you realized that you're the ones taking the brunt of it all.

[@isaacwilliaiii843]

In the distant future,there's is only Guardsmen with British accent.

[@MilkerName]

Isaac Willia III And generals with American accents.

[@chaosmarine5532]

Jolo Resurreccion And smurfs with chinese accents.

[@badwolf66]

Chaos Marine55 and Eldars with Ukrainian accents.

[@GurniHallek]

+badwolf66 That made me laugh. How a ukrainian accent sounds anyway?

[@M36Kantrael]

Flamboyant Shrubbery probably like an eldar's

[@lukasalexander6666]

The hand of the emperor guides all!

[@Mancboy2000]

Lukas Alexander Stubbs is cooler.

[@zillafire101]

+Mancboy2000 Sturnn is coolest.

[@T4RHUN]

I like Lucas the most.

[@meepmagiborne4611]

+Lukas Alexander Didn't you die in Soulstorm? XD

[@TheOmgprodutions]

+Remrrg Blooddance (Laughing Hyena) No he was in Dark crusade.

[@multicrogamer]

This are also heroes. They aren't genetically modified like spacemarines. They don't have super weapon bolters. They feel fear. This men are me and you. Even despite the odds of dark space and abominations. They get their rifle. They are afraid. But they keep on going. That's heroic to me.

[@The_Lunch_Man]

1:40 with subtitles: Get high at all costs

[@sexualyeti7023]

Savlar Chem Dogs?

[@lordsesshomaru8960]

What a day for Warhammer when relic created these voice lines. The early dow games were spot on with the cadians & everyone else for that matter.

[@rocceobarreto4390]

0:06 me, when 10 shots of whiskey tell me to drive

[@mega0056]

One if the best imperial guard voice actors ever. Probably most iconic (atleast in my opinion).

[@ImSorryFive]

Let's see them fight ALL OF US!

[@dr.arielfinch4316]

*"TAKING HITS!!!!!!"*

[@eddiejrbation5095]

Replace it with "Oof" 😂😂😂

[@jasperzanovich2504]

Loyalty in the face of overwhelming odds. They really did well on showing it with this.

[@armando429046]

Subs "Capturing it was easy, holding it will be ok."

[@MarcusSpetim]

''For each one of us that falls,Τen more will take his place !!''

[@KingLich451]

he ain't kidding

[@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry]

nobz:mor hummies to chop to lil red gut

[@comicmaniac8999]

"We are the Imperial Guard! It is about time we started acting like it!"

[@AlphaBiggitz]

LIKES! Where are the bloody LIKES!?

[@toramaru2490]

the best anti infantry in the game

[@RawkL0bster]

"This is my lasgun. There are many like it, but this is by far the worst."

[@Cybersharky_]

I really wish the IG would get more attention, they're my favorite faction. They're the most military looking and despite not getting the absolute best gear they still kick ass.

[@joshuablade6974]

Darktide…has come! >;D

[@Zapinc9]

2:54 "WE'VE BEENOVERRUN!" lives in my brain rent-free. Such a good voice acting performance.

[@Sir-Dobeth]

The Planet broke before the guard did!

[@heralds]

A computer

[@Somebody7748]

Orks, i thought i smelled something

[@mannofdober873]

REPORTIN FUH DUTEH, SAH! Now get to the rally point I set for your barracks so I can hold that relic for a few seconds longer. And also auto-reinforce while you're at it.

[@Sevensliders]

"Thought they broke our backs? HA!" Always a fucking inspiring quote.

[@slickhero8410]

those are eldar? i thought they would be taller i love this guy

[@lelouche25]

My favorite will always be. "Those are eldar? I thought they'd be taller."

[@lonecolamarine]

They made the switch to Lasguns over Stub guns because they’d trip on all the casings otherwise

[@pacivalmuller9333]

Haha underrated comment

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

"Orkz? *Spit noises* Where there is one there is a hundred of em." Thats rich coming from you.

[@EATSFALCONPUNCH]

I think the reason why I love these voice lines so much is because it's literally just a bunch of normal ass joes being hard chargers prior to being forced into a horde of unspeakable horrors

[@Dimovuha222]

So everyone on Cadia speaks with this accent?

[@StrikeFromTheSkies]

Except for the Legendary Commander Boreale

[@dolorous9728]

Dungeon Master or just any planet where they don't speak English (like high gothic aka Latin)

[@isaiahaguilera7710]

Stubbs doesn't have that accent

[@thedragondemands5186]

the codebooks do note that because this is 40,000 years in the future, technically no one is speaking "English", they're speaking "Gothic", a descendant of Earth's languages, and what we see is just a translation convention (it's translated into English for the benefit of the audience). As an extension of this, upper class Imperials tend to have upper class British accents while lower class Imperials have a lower class British accent, just to tell them apart. This is a translation convention, as they're really speaking "High Gothic" and "Low Gothic".

[@ArchCone]

I loved playing as the guard.

[@TheAnonCritique]

Every time when I need motivation, 2:51 is perfect for it.

[@sovietheavy5500]

2:38 Moto of the imperium

[@SchmittPlaythroughFR]

The lasgun has the strength of a recoilless, perfectly accurate, fully automatic .50 cal (No joke; Lasgun shots are frequently described cleanly removing limbs, disintegrating torsos and heads, and obliterating square meters of reinforced concrete like it's not there). Flak armor is tough AND cheap enough any modern army would invade you to get it (Seriously, stopping rifle bullets like it were nothing is astounding in terms of defensive power, especially for something that's commonly compared in price and quality to a t-shirt). Guardsmen compare favourably in training and veterancy with any modern army (They regularly fight races and armies that are literally born to fight, and come out victorious despite lesser numbers in many instances, not to mention the fact most guardsmen are in the army until death, since many regiments have no such thing as a formal retirement program). Their officers have 10,000 years of traditions and a book of tactics so large and exhaustive it'd make any modern field manual look like a child's make-believe toy (When your Big Book of War has to be condensed into 800 pages "pocket manuals" and is considered a sacred relic...). Guardsmen have fanatical morale that'd make the most suicidally-devoted terrorist fighter look like an unmotivated coward in comparison (This actually applies to the entirety of the Imperium: They're incredibly fanatical by any modern standard; No army in history has casually used children as conscript bullet sponges without being desperate, whilst it's basically routine official policy in the Imperium. Obvious suicide missions in real life are commonly met with rebellions, especially among conscripts; Suicide missions in 40k are commonly met with a "By the Emperor, it shall be done!"). And they're considered the redshirt army of W40k. Let that sink in.

[@cailinbrown7424]

god, saw a lil clip of space marine 2 AND I HEARD OUR BOY SCOTT. such a sweet little thing to get him back hehehe, like it's tiny but for the folks who notice it's awesome. and i mean, who can even play a guardsman better?

[@MrAsaqe]

Mass produced Merricks!

[@fewcandleanimations]

I have played this game as imperial guard for almost 50 hours… And I have only hear a third of these lines

[@rapido80769]

0:55 "For everyone of us who falls, two more will take his place !" Battle of Stalingrad Lore 💀

[@DeadEndGoose]

Still play this more than Dow 2 does my little heart good to see so many people obsessing in the comments still. Btw mad doc dialogue trumps all

[@Vibrantvenus0]

2:28 “what the hell is that thing....deamon THEY HAVE A DEAMON”

[@SpanishDio]

Imperial Guard ATTACK! i love that line

[@SomberYeti]

Mine was: TANKS WHERE ARE THE BLOODY TANKS!

[@SpanishDio]

AdBlock Fan Yeah!!!

[@ianrayamona2629]

TheConquistador KILL 'EM, KILL 'EM ALL!!!

[@Quonzer]

"THE WALL OF GUNS."

[@kingev101]

Love that line "WELL LET'S SEE THEM FIGHT ALL OF US!!!"

[@Guardsmen95]

Gets me inspired to play the Warhammer 40k tabletop game as IG

[@asyanimasi3d184]

Thank you for sharing

[@jackjackson5937]

I always wondered why every single race ('cept for Necrons lol) refer to Imperial Guard as "enemy" when first sighted, even the Space Marines.

[@k-leb4671]

Space Marines and especially the Sisters of Battle assume that they are renegades or have fallen to Chaos or something like that...I guess. Who knows how they know that the Imperial Guard are enemy even if they haven't attacked yet.

[@christiandauz3742]

Caleb Jaaniste Imperium 101, blame everybody else for your mistakes by killing them.

[@Zack_Wester]

@@k-leb4671 also in the lore it happens way to often that one planetary lord will look at another Planetary lord two solar system away and go that guy got a painting I would like to have but he aint selling it to me. MEN ATTACK THAT PLANET. guardsmen are sent to said planet and ends up attacking the local guard regiment.

[@MrLecourbe]

Thanks for the video, SIRE!

[@discountdisco2273]

10/10 Awesome voice 10/10 The background music -1/10 Usefullness -10/10 It's the fucking Imperium! - Karl the Deranged!

[@jasonh6910]

This brings back memories, mass guardsmen either t1 with made launch cheese or fast t2 with commissar and mass plasma.

[@TheVoiceOfReason93]

"Chaos... what do we do sir?" "Go to the pub?" [Awkward silence] "Err... I mean, shoot the f*** out of them! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!"

[@killerra]

Most badass one at :50 - "Well let's see them fight ALL OF US!" - Imagine that dude just watched a bunch of his mates die to some Khorne Berzerkers and his first thought is that the entire squad should jump them this time and things will be different. So awesome and funny..

[@jozinek876]

These voicelines are one of the reasons why the Imperial Guard are my favourite DoW faction so far (haven't played as the Necrons, Dark Eldar or Sisters of Battle yet).

[@ezekielhavoc9659]

is

[@ezekielhavoc9659]

Sisters of Battle is nice too their commander, Cannoness, is good for ranged or combat. Their "Faith" is so good for turning the tides of war, The "Missionary" has one of the best abilities on the SoB faction, I forgot the name of the ability but he has ability to improve the squad firing damage thing because he makes the weapons of the squad fire a holy light, he has a other ability that reflects the damage to their own enemy ( for example, I attacked your squad using a Space Marine Squad and you activated that ability and what will happen is it will reflect to my squad, ya get it?) and lastly (I think) the regeneration ability. It's good for keeping a close combat squad alive for a longer time. There are many more interesting things on SoB, so try it hehe.

[@KingLich451]

you will be disappointed with Necrons, then.

[@axios4702]

"...Dont misunderstand me I'm sure Sarge would have managed to kill that thing with nothing but his las-pistol and his standard issue adamantium bollocks, but it would have been so cool the universe would have probably imploded by the sheer badassery of such a deed..."

[@ellisoneli]

Greenskins!!... Thought I smelled something!

[@ajente2o254]

2:00 Another reminder that bolter bullet leave a smell to blood, burn meat and the Necrons banned word Because it explodes your insides

[@LexiaKazu]

Don’t forget Chaos version is mostly demon possessed or warp powered it’s much much worse than Loyalist Astartes version

[@SHDW-nf2ki]

3:03 Guardsman 1: Panicing Guardsman 2: Watches a baneblade come crashing through the lines Guardsman 1: Riding ontop of the baneblade

[@hahaureadmyname]

- Spawning in Reporting for duty, Sir! Present and accounted for, Sir! Sir, yes Sir! -Moving to capture By the Emperor, you will have it. If such is the Emperor's will. -Acknowledging What are your orders? It is my duty to serve. -Commencing movement Executing your orders, Sir. For the Glory of the Imperium! You heard the man, jump to! Looks like everything's in order, Sir. It's an honor to serve the Imperium, Sir. -Conducting combat and battle chatter Imperial Guard, attack! Keep in formation! Hold the line, damn it! Holy... Would you look at the size of 'em. For Emperor, and Imperium! Well, let's see them fight all of us! For everyone one of us who falls, ten more will take his place! Charge! Go go go! On my mark, Charge! Storm them! Who wants some more?! -Morale damage Tanks?! Where are the bloody tanks? Shore up that left flank, and keep firing! Kill 'em! Kill 'em all! I'm hit, I'm hit! -Capturing objectives (Cont.) Take the objective. You shall have your prize. Take it at all costs. -Objective captured Objective secured, what now? We did it, sir! By the Emperor, we've won! Capturing it was easy; holding it will be hard. -Enemy faction(s) sighted I have the enemy in my sights. Enemy spotted, what are your orders? -Marines sighted On your guard, Marines! Space Marines... Ugh, this will be this ugly. -Chaos sighted By the Emperor, not them! Chaos! What do we do, Sir?! -Orks sighted Greenskins... thought I smelled something. Orks. *spits* Where there's one, there's a hundred of 'em. -Eldar sighted Eldar, and they look ready for war. Those're Eldar? I thought they'd be taller. - Daemon spotted W-what the hell is that thing? Daemon?! They have a daemon!! We've spotted... some kind of monster; whatever it is, it's an abomination to the Emperor! -Battle chatter (cont.) We're under fire! Where's our fire support?! Taking hits! Look out, here they come! Is that the best you've got? -Squad broken We've being overrun! Flee! They're too much for us! It's no good, we can't hold 'em! Sir!? Sir!? What do we do?? -Squad morale restored Time for payback! Thought they broke our backs?! Ha! We won't let you down, sir! -Embarking Let's ride! Now this is the only way to travel. -Disembarking Left, left, left right left!

[@Firespectrum122]

The Guardsmen are adorable. They all deserve big hugs from their SoB waifus.

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Though the unit is voiced by Scott McNeil (whom I know as Beast Wars: Transformers' Dinobot, Rattrap, Waspinator, and Silverbolt), he sure has some Jim Cummings-esque notes (am hearing some Tigger and Pete for some reason) with a little bit of Halo's Chips Dubbo. Fave lines are 1:44, 2:44, and 3:20.

[@tech-adeptzeth1648]

"Orks." *spits* :D

[@eddiejrbation5095]

"TAAAAAANKS, WHERE ARE TH-" "SHATTER THEIR SKY" "FLLEEEEEEEE" 😂😂😂

[@neumann2550]

2:00? I always wonder what he says there.

[@Hanku88]

"Space Marines! Ugh... this will be ugly"

[@neumann2550]

Hank88 Thanks mate :)

[@samwrai]

***** spicy marines! *

[@nobby3265]

Hank88 Spess mehreens

[@zingertar]

"Those are Eldar? I thought they be taller." even though the Eldar are literally twice their height in game.

[@thezambambo2184]

I'm somewhat surprised someone hasn't made an Xcom voicepack out of this

[@justanothercommenter5835]

There has ;)

[@ConradKurze]

I like the british infantry mood all over the quotes. "By ze Empra, we've survived!!"

[@DSurmumsuckscockforrock]

I dropped a tear at their honour. The imperium have the best quotes.

[@DpadDuncan]

ON MY MARK! CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

[@WTFisTingispingis]

Oh throne...it's an army of Merricks. I can live with this.

[@SHDW-nf2ki]

The blood of martyrs is the seed of the Imperium. And you will find no finer martyr, than the common guardsman. For despite his fear, his frailty and cowardice. He has held the line, for ten thousand years. And he will hold it for ten thousand more.

[@henryheavy8044]

1:22 starship troopers anyone ?

[@theassassin8397]

SHORE UP OUR LEFT FLANK AND KEEP FIRING!

[@TheStrongVirus]

*tree branch scrapes shoulder while walking past a tree* “We’ve been over run!” “Taking hits!” “Tank! Where’s the bloody Tank!” “It’s no good, we can’t hold ‘em!”

[@then00brathalos]

"We are the imperial guard, its time we act like one !!"

[@theassassin8397]

TANKS! WHERE ARE THE BLOODY TANKS?!