That Ship Has Sailed | Two and a Half Men

[@lauriecook8719]

I have seen every episode of Two and a Half Men (multiple x’) I never realized there were this many “that ship has sailed.”

[@Chaseraabe]

Same haha

[@Juan_Wick00]

The fact that people actually think this show is funny just goes to show how dumb America really is. The show has a laugh track for a reason. 🗑

[@geraldnuwagira6684]

I literally searched ‘charlie harper that ship has sailed’. 😂 my favorite is 2:16

[@squonk86]

Damn I love Charlie Harper and always loved when he said That ship has sailed and always thought that was his best line and always laugh my ass off

[@squonk86]

​@@geraldnuwagira6684Classic episode 👍

[@DurianKing70]

Charlie himself has too many ships that sailed. 🤣😅

[@bwwestman]

Never too many with Charlie 🤣

[@IndPolCom]

​@@bwwestmanexactly 😂😂😂

[@Slyer-q7q]

its like in suits : "take or leave it "😅😂😂

[@GreenDayFan2003LLC.]

this is one of the best sitcoms ever

[@exeos.]

the best*

[@nonoasailo9690]

The best

[@terry1273]

Idk about the best

[@Juan_Wick00]

Definitely not. 😂 Unless your a bot

[@GreenDayFan2003LLC.]

i'm not

[@thedarkcriminal1658]

All the women said hi to Charlie and one to Alan. That cracked me up.

[@bored1ca]

It would have been funnier if one of the women said hello to Jake and both Alan and Charlie swung around and looked at him.... Jake: "Hey she drove the school bus!"

[@NiVi192]

Yep. Wasn't that Alexis, the hooker he once hired and eventually annoyed so much that she gave him the money back and left? ... Apparently, he was so annoying that he left a lasting impression, and his prostitute still remembers his name years later. 😂

[@maxxymrice6200]

That was the hooker he hired in an earlier episode.

[@ijnfleetadmiral]

What would've made it even funnier is if the one who said hello to Alan had been a man dressed as a woman. That's about par with Alan's stroke of luck. 😂

[@williamshakemilk2192]

yeah guys you know better than the writers what would be funny

[@JackMcLeodJr]

Never realised how many times this line had been used 🤣 I guess that ship has sailed.

[@ahlinujum7867]

Caught me by surprise when Alan said it at the end...guess everyone has their own ship(s) that has sailed 😅😅

[@JohnSmith-pg9ns]

I always knew there were several. But I've only heard this expression used in the show and I started using it in real life

[@Leonf123]

These 2 bounced off eachother so well for real

[@sherryrepp9541]

ALAN AND CHARLIE ARE GREAT TOGETHER. WON'T WATCH IT WITH OUT THEM TOGETHER

[@NiVi192]

Not to forget, Jake's teacher in the parent-teacher-conference with Alan and Judith: Of course, we could talk about his grades again, but I think we can all agree that that ship has sailed!" ...Anyways, fantastic running gag! 😂

[@omermowaffaquejaigirder8889]

Can you please give the link?

[@AlpacaZ]

I just realized the hooker who said hi to Alan is the same one who bailed on him because he was being annoying as hell, she's also the only hooker he's ever been with. What a nice detail.

[@wildmike951]

You are right. I realized that too. He was being cheap and annoying. Alan can't even get a hooker to like him....

[@patrickdornoff2735]

Small world huh

[@kios05]

Didnt teddy buy him and Charlie hookers in vegas or am i remembering wrong?

[@nangdarin1655]

I have seen all the episodes, and therefore I can easily say that the dialogue writers, the script writer's are the real BOSS

[@ImAmadHawksSupporter]

Absolutely love two and a half men

[@StarrPower2232]

Does Alan want the dog back because it’s probably the only living creature to wake up in bed with him and not go “WHAT HAVE I DONE?! I GOT TO STOP DRINKING!”?

[@tomhext1229]

That train has sailed. Great show, one of my favorites.

[@JohnSmith-pg9ns]

Ship

[@ImpostorDoctor88]

Ship

[@Juan_Wick00]

Just ask the obidens about ships sailing. They would know all about it having visited epstein Island multiple times

[@JohnSmith-pg9ns]

@@Juan_Wick00 why would you make a show like two and a half Men political? What does this post have anything to do with politics? You people are really sick and deranged with all this propaganda aren't you

[@kios05]

Lawn mower

[@irawilliams343]

"Hi, Charlie." "Hey, Charlie." "Hi, Charlie." "Hi, Alan." 😳 "Hey, I'm not the one whose got a dead husband with someone else's lipstick on his dipstick." This never fails to crack me up 🤣

[@SturtH9]

That ship has sailed! May as well get onboard for a farewell cruise.

[@eaubert1]

You really get the feeling that Sean Penn wasn't acting in that episode. More like: "Hey Sean, we have scotch and cigars over at the TAAHM set; wanna come over?"

[@peacewarrior1175]

I really would have throttled Alan if he'd been my brother....🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Cozy.Mood.B]

Iconic series 👏 ✨️👑

[@Juan_Wick00]

The show sucks.

[@josebarbeito4864]

You can see that the scenes are mirrored ?

[@mbayatab4326]

Unfortunately for Charlie Sheen, his ship has sailed

[@TinaDeeks]

Wasn’t the same without him

[@Juan_Wick00]

He caught aids from KamalaHarris

[@squonk86]

I loved the episode Back off Mary Poppins with Sean Penn,Elvis Costello, he says it in that episode as he's trying to explain to them up how Alan is a loser while Alan is standing right in front of Charlie

[@jordanlash7890]

0:19 your dignity 😂😂

[@JohnSmith-pg9ns]

Never heard this expression used outside of the show but now it's part of my English 😂

[@theman1412]

5:46, sleeping and throwing up, hell of a life Charlie’s living 😊

[@SJPYT]

1:08 - the women in the table behind keep switching positions with every sentence.

[@nina84374]

3:11 "Its not his fault" How Charlie was adorable brother and uncle in first two seasons and how they turned him into a heartless jackass

[@chrisjackson1889]

Did anyone else notice the group nodding after “this ship has sailed”

[@hooliid3608]

only fools and horses and two half men best shows ever made

[@Xav1298]

“Let me tell you something about fair……. What?”

[@vikramsarangan18]

This dialogue😂😂😂.... I use it in normal conversation thanks to charlie🎉😂

[@diegoelyuu8686]

The Wisdom of Charlie Harper, Thank Jesus for His Greatness!.

[@joshuadabrowski0033]

3:41 😂😂

[@bluecollarnobody4217]

God they need to bring this back Rip Berta

[@Friendship1nmillion]

Yeah , pity the actress who played Berta has passed away . I'm a Big fan of Two and half Men ( it was garbage when Aston Kutcher was on ) . It's a fairly popular series in Australia 🇦🇺 where I'm watching this from . They SHOULD bring it back with the original cast and have Berta replaced by { Australian } actress Julie McGregor as expat Aussie ( Or expat UK 🇬🇧 , IF she can do such accent ) as the maid . Julie McGregor has been on a number of Australian television dramas - But her most famous is on Hey Dad as dim-witted and dipsy secretary Betty . The scriptwriters for Hey Dad probably gave her ALL the good ( funny ) lines although she probably could have come up with them herself . Hey Dad was probably Australia's version of Two and a half Men . ♑️✍️🇸🇯🇦🇺

[@Juan_Wick00]

They do not need to bring this show back. It's done and over for a reason. It's hot garbage

[@bluecollarnobody4217]

@@Juan_Wick00 opinions vary ,but that’s the great thing about America we are all entitled to our opinion

[@kios05]

They all gotten to old now

[@naterksmr]

"Charlie left the show. But it can still be good, right?" "Did you read the title of the video?"

[@CarolynGagliarducci]

I have seen every episode of Two and a half men also. So Hillarious 😂

[@Angee-d1g]

Best Charlie Sheen ever

[@jacobblair3422]

Sean Penn was jacked asf in that episode with the guys 😮

[@Sammyli99]

Sailed right into Baltimore bridge....bang-boom.

[@gadalakattan9458]

My greatest shock while rewatching this series while being in Spain is that they removed the laughs at the background 🤣 I had to come to YT to check if I was tripping or not

[@kios05]

Really? I bet its more akward than funny without the laughtrack, it really does add alot

[@KatieDurkin-zg9cf]

nice i love two and a half men

[@N1k4_Gr1v]

Is anyone excited for the next two and a half man season?

[@nevergiveup6697]

Make one more season

[@charishraju]

I stopped watching after Charlie was dropped..until then watched all episodes

[@wdmfan]

Damn, did not knew they used this metaphor this well, in many episodes.

[@omermowaffaquejaigirder8889]

Would have been funnier had jake used it, maybe in a wrong context. With the show now over, I think that ship has sailed😢

[@SteveHartman-my9rg]

Who r the guys in Charlie's support group.

[@geoben9801]

Great show I would have liked it to have run a few more years. It was good with Kushner but just not the same chemistry.between Charlie and Allan.

[@mirabelextol5214]

This is the ship sailing episode 😅😂

[@davidbrooks4285]

Sean Penn is an awesome actor !!

[@dash1141]

5:38 Charlie irl ❤

[@marko_._]

Damn those two bastards had a great chemisty together

[@margaretmcgill526]

"You want me to go out like this in public." just slayed me. Hilarious. I and probably many others have had some of those moments. I really did LOL!

[@solanoscrossoverproduction3930]

Well, that ship has sailed.

[@stephaniecabrera9396]

What Happened The Cast Of Two Of A Men

[@MG-ok2bn]

Google it

[@memebrain2177]

A tiny petty Jew producer That's what happened

[@JohnnyCBCS]

🚢🚢🚢 so many ships have sailed already

[@adriennemorrison5433]

Two and half men 😊

[@TinaDeeks]

Love it still

[@nonsensekingdom]

I'm not Here , Ya He's here Okay I'm Here , Jake it's your Mother 👀

[@rogerlayne8623]

It may cost alot but it is still cheaper a working lady is the best she does not have an attitude

[@williamblake7386]

well done

[@ellnats]

if evelyn dosn't want to be a burdon, that ship not only sailed, but it toured the world, got every kind of tropical disease, and came back to complain about EVERYTHING

[@BrionyMinodora]

It’s like the writer had writers block

[@OlsenOfficial]

so this tv show was a ship industry.

[@stevenweiler1379]

I dont understand if I was Alan I would have stayed in my office till I had some money set aside instead of putting up with Charlie's crap

[@vrvaughn]

You wouldn’t have much of a show …

[@Msg_TheNoobGamer]

You are not Alan Harper....are you?

[@stevenweiler1379]

@@Msg_TheNoobGamer whatever its the way it comes across

[@mudithabandara8575]

Oopsy doopsy

[@Tom-Morgan-Fun]

It’s harder to find a line that Isent funny in this program 👍😎

[@suchhun]

Courtney was the hottest actress 😍 🔥 😩 😏

[@MrGreen-gl1yd]

What about kandi's redhead mom

[@Daniell22804]

😂😂

[@mpmp9502]

Hilarious😃

[@gmc5426]

🗣🎙🚣🚣🚣🚣🚣🚣🚣😁

[@orrenmckever4658]

😱 Promo-SM

[@eamoralesl]

first

[@MG-ok2bn]

No one cares

[@sarcastaball]

​@@MG-ok2bnwrong, I care

[@inncogneato6341]

Last.

[@melanieparker]

Alan Harper is one of thee most horrible people in sitcom history.

[@lockspeekingthru]

ive never seen another sitcom having so many jokes per situation

[@jonwizard3989]

I have no idea why this show was so popular...one lame joke after another...Boring!

[@RahulKumar-sh2gn]

Who gives a fuck about what you think? Don't watch then.

[@luigibru8677]

#DrizzleDrizzle #MGTOW