Watch Elon Musk announce the Tesla Cybertruck in 14 minutes

[@kamariroberts4349]

“We’ve reduced the cost of production by lowering the polygon count.”

[@adnansamol8464]

😂😂😂😂

[@abominition7501]

Elon ported the f150 to the ps1

[@acealban]

This is a nice and original comment

[@3mzodiactherapy59]

Only real technicians and engineers understand this joke

[@AngeloXification]

Ah, the universe does have a rendering budget

[@mr.manuelojeda1477]

Someone in the glass department got force choked when he walked off stage!!!!

[@pigmentrich224]

I like using the force choke

[@aurex8937]

"Apologies accepted, engineer Needa."

[@HamletTwin]

"You have failed me for the last time." - Elon

[@conormaloney126]

"I hereby falsely accuse you of being a pedophile and illegally prevent you from unionizing." - Elon "Blood Money From Emerald Mines" Musk

[@Myce]

apparently they did this 5 times before doing it on stage, which created invisible microfractures which led to the breaks. *sad elon noises*

[@pug6871]

"Hit it harder" *Hits it weaker*

[@vegasrebel1889]

Hope that doesn't happen on mars.

[@charlieschurk]

Ben G Vegas lmao

[@senangcoding4747]

He afraid I think

[@muhammedsamil2891]

Finally a car that I can draw😁

[@divyanshsingh570]

😁😁

[@ihsandzakii]

awokawok gambar mobil jelek

[@mrs.liabletuhpostanythang4224]

😂

[@AmritaRaihaths]

😅😁

[@SPACEVDI]

😂😂😂

[@leunga]

Whoever is responsible for the glass is gona be sacked today.

[@Jacob-Holt]

That has to be a marketing stunt. The news websites in the Netherlands are already talking about it.

[@nadxc8590]

you really think a billion dollar company didnt test it before going public with it? lmfao "nah dont test the engine lets just see how it runs on the day of the presenation"

[@125Addicted]

nah, its like the Microsoft blue screen that time ago... PR stunt :)

[@onlyupformhere]

@@125Addicted why did they do it tho

[@erdalgjelstad5491]

@@onlyupformhere So stupid media would share to make fun of it. But that just spreads it and more people get to see it ;) Just like what they did on Sonic.

[@JavierGuareguaC]

Of course the truck is going to be faster, it has the graphics set to low

[@HeroinChrist]

Javier Guaregua C. Underrated.

[@ylzno]

LMFAO!!!!

[@self.improved]

This should be the top comment.

[@ccs_ainz1920]

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nguyentrietkhang9707]

so funny

[@___zeke___7581]

It’s about time things finally start looking like 2020

[@anthonyfox1436]

I guess but looks like it should be in the Paris to Darka race in the desert

[@kv-vj5vx]

realtalk

[@onyourface207]

___ ZEKE___ hahahaha

[@jrock20859]

More like 1980

[@nathangonzalez6765]

Yesss

[@genodadon4185]

Nobody: Elon musk: How about we shoot it?

[@KicksPregnantWomen]

shut up

[@ant5098]

UNO REVERSE CAR*

[@MGZetta]

I swear Elon is trying to turn the world into a sci-fi film.

[@charlyrob7334]

If this man had the presentation skills that Steve Jobs had, Tesla presentations would be a stop the world moment. He is not presenting the same overpriced phone year after year, but world changing vehicles and products.

[@user-df9ce4nn4m]

H H looks like something you’d see driving around in robocop

[@JonnyOgg]

Yeah and he can do it

[@michaeljaquez4737]

Thank God someone is

[@SigmaHayate]

He will bring it to Mars, so this design is understandable

[@CDM545]

Dam the simulation is glitched again, its only rendering the low poly model.

[@tazboy1934]

The matrix was hack by russian?

[@emmanuelmahuni8163]

🤣

[@nameundefinedname5307]

lmaooo

[@emmanuelmahuni8163]

@@soulsbourne i think you don't get it do you? Though you are right about the ball and all! He was digging at the polygonish design of the truck.

[@paytondev]

Damn better get a new simulation Elon

[@clingclang6727]

Elon: *Breath* The crowd: *WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH*

[@The_unexplained]

Lmao😂😂

[@zarfaskblox9493]

Lol 😆😆

[@nutzboi]

he's Keanu Reeves v2

[@milkytea4478]

Lmao 😆

[@MegaGx4]

Breathes*

[@2hoursofmeditation843]

“If something is important enough, even if the odds are stacked against you, you should still do it.” - Elon Musk

[@cbhteammember5569]

Looks like Tesla designed this truck to drive around Mars.

[@rajausamarauf2982]

thats what i was thinking NASA contract comming soon

[@EzIuP23]

This truck will go on mars

[@patrickdunn7804]

A pressurized version of it WILL be going on Mars. Elon tweeted about that

[@einc70]

Well NASA is probably hiring his new recoverable boosters.

[@eliseo07206]

I was saying the same thing. They’re probably already made a mars rover this is just some extra parts

[@os.a.m.a]

at least the wheels are still round

[@brickyy3106]

Oh just wait...

[@Zyveo]

Wait until it turns into tank wheel

[@detectiverohan]

@@Zyveo Tanks also have round wheels. They have tracks around those wheels... as if you didn't know already....

[@angrycarljohnson69]

Then in the future there’s probably no Wheels at all since we all gonna be on flying cars

[@LIGA_Wil]

do we really need wheels? I dont think so....

[@neilisgreatagain]

It’s a Deloren pick up truck!

[@dezstepz2427]

Bahahaha😂😂

[@JanMichalSzulew]

No.

[@marysfunday4295]

Deer

[@OSGondar]

That was my FIRST immediate reaction! It's the Delorean !!

[@rrs_13]

"De Lorean" not "dee low reen" Each time I hear someone misspronounce it like that I always think they're called Cleetus and have a pet croc named Skeeter.

[@clauznia_5408]

Tbh, Elon's presentation is only thing that I know that is fun and wholesome and not boring and silent.

[@fendysusanto876]

Steve Jobs?

[@Icedninja71]

@@fendysusanto876 😢

[@ashimdahal182]

You have never heard one of steve jobs presentation if you feel this crap was good

[@rihasanatrofolo2472]

The way Elon says "yeah" more like nyah, kind of annoying but the guy is great overall.

[@bryansnover3569]

He said “off road” I think he low key meant “off planet”

[@marklleshi3383]

My guy Elon musk build a box truck that is also a spaceship

[@rogerfreeman6787]

The air compressor also pressurizes the cabin in case of low atmosphere conditions. Lol.

[@top10salive30]

😂 earth becomes Mars lowkey & he's just trying to tell us slightly 🥶🤞🏾😂👀

[@jasonlisonbee]

Is it coated to block radiation upon leaving Earth's magnetic field?

[@devin11007]

Yup! He's lowkey showing us his version of a Mars Rover that he may plans to utilize on Missions to Mars right in line with his X Space Endeavors.

[@insertname6521]

Bruce Wayne: “Does it come in black?”

[@elijones5701]

MKBHD; "Does it come in matte black?"

[@ahmetd.1887]

Joker: "trouble is coming"

[@renkanestark6945]

It does

[@greendiamond3528]

No issue you can wrapping your favourite colour 😊

[@AdvocateMusicOfficial]

or very very dark gray

[@gex_tengokunetworks]

*Actual Glass on Truck:* Shatters *Elon Musk in mind:* Someone loses his job tonight.

[@nictron99]

Highly doubt it. Probably did it a few times before show. I suspect either the hammer hits and multiple test instances just caused the glass to reach it’s limit.

[@squidballs2324]

The test glass flexed a lot. Maybe the truck glass broke because the energy had nowhere to go.

[@lexflex2642]

What about the regular crash tests, and not this joke of hitting a car with plastic hammer. The car costs like premium model and has nothing to offer, except of ugly design, and shuttered glass windows... LOL

[@ChristianIce]

It sounds like a joke, but I'm 100% sure that somebody got fired.

[@vitoscaletta4035]

@@lexflex2642 you call 39000 bucks a premium model? Are you a ssangyong driver?

[@footballshorts4105]

Something that I died from is how he’s reviewing the truck and the windows are cracked

[@rtorcato]

Looks like Tesla wants a military contract.

[@MHWGamer]

hey we are in the middle of nowhere! lets take an extra generator and gas with us, if we have no power! using a gas/diesel military truck with an extra diesel tank would be just crazy

[@loop5720]

Why be Iron Man? He could just make bat mobiles...xd

[@MrRaErickson]

Pause the battle, we need to recharge

[@More-Space-In-Ear]

My thoughts too but then I thought...Mars transport!!

[@scheggehut]

Governments would only be interested if it‘s an hybrid and if they have too much money

[@mgw2024]

Elon interacts with the audience like a nervous teacher. (EDIT: what are all these likes lmao thnx)

[@diddyKite2010]

On the autism spectrum, hence the genius.

[@bootysauce_]

When you have hundreds of ideas constantly flowing through your mind it be like that

[@derkevevin]

Maybe a little, but I think he improved compared to older videos. And he's dropping jokes all the time :D

[@LoboPreto]

@@derkevevin It was worse before?!

[@erikthewizard7752]

@@LoboPreto oh yes, look at the neuralink presentation.

[@famingo4363]

Who would've imagined that everyone's first ever MS Paint car would end up this practical

[@SeaJay_Oceans]

Well, when you look at MRAP / Humvee type design, all those angles mean one thing: Cheaper assembly costs. No fancy round edges to get just right. No candy apple red high gloss paint to labor over for hours and hours... The only way he could make it cheaper is if the Truck Unibody exoskeleton is 3D printed automatically every night, and in the morning employees just stuff the internals inside them and ship them off...

[@attackroflchopter4403]

How is it practical tho you idiot?

[@poiiihy]

hmm yeah it actually is pretty logical if you think about it; function over form is the kind of thing trucks are about

[@JG-jk6jd]

Disclaimer: THE BALL WAS MADE BY NOKIA

[@TheNotifyLofi]

LOL

[@Ragebait01]

ah yes 2020 humor

[@jimmulator3902]

“It doesn’t look like anything else” Yep, that pretty much sums it up lol

[@grzegorzwalkosz7414]

Because we never see anything that ugly before

[@jimmulator3902]

Grzegorz Walkosz I don’t hate it

[@MrJesvi]

If the back was changed a bit I'd like it more. I get a Pontiac Aztec feel from it for some reason

[@kellygoodine9944]

@@MrJesvi I was going to chime in that Musk must hve hired the designers of the Aztec for this. That was one of the ugliest vehicles in history.

[@Jogeta5]

@@grzegorzwalkosz7414 I assume you haven't seen 1980s sci-fi movies.

[@kingtime2079]

Elon: Remember the car everone draws when they were kids. Designer: say no more.

[@DilrajSharma11]

So true lol

[@flatsun2132]

Yeah i'm pretty sure I drew this at age 5

[@hochiminh7505]

This car was designed by Homer Simpson.

[@baneblackguard584]

i think it looks way better than today's pickup trucks. I would never buy one of the existing pickups, i might buy this, need more info and testing.

[@flatsun2132]

@@baneblackguard584 its bullet proof and the windows are unbreakable so if you ever hit a bit of water you will drown 10/10

[@jameshopkinson9651]

You can tell Elon’s seriously pissed and embarrassed about the broken windows

[@pawelpow]

Hes not really, just a bit disappointed but this car is coming out on 2021 so.... even he said room for improvement

[@seanli558]

They should have thrown the ball through a standard window to show it would have gone through. They only did the table test. Just a thought, not a fanboy

[@pawelpow]

@@seanli558 but to be honest being a Tesla fanboy isn't bad as its climate friendly and way cheaper in the long term than any other competitors

[@pawelpow]

@@DescendingBlade Ok Boomer

[@ivanjpulidomora3373]

Am I the only one that thought that was hilarious

[@oesle1ns]

5:48 „Take my money“

[@bsandoval19]

Elon: “Bullet Proof” Mexican cartels have entered the chat

[@sprintingdoggy874]

for 9mm handgun only he said, Mexican cartels's ak would made this like chesse

[@msv9637]

Ben Sandoval all gangs work for the CIA whether they know it or not

[@FVBmovies]

@@sprintingdoggy874 Easily upgradable from the inside by adding more material.

[@saulothebebop2581]

Tbh i want my México to be cyberpunk so im all for it.

[@TheMrmoc7]

@@msv9637 I think you're part of the illuminati

[@suvamswain2589]

Elon : "Throw the ball" Franz : "Are you sure?" Elon : Yeah Franz : Throws the ball Elon : °▪︎°

[@xvanegas89]

*Pikachu surprised face* haha

[@Stepan_H]

I just wonder where "comrades" from the Tesla made a mistake ... ;-)

[@pawelpow]

@@Stepan_H The glass was hit many times to test the glass. The glass has reached its limit and broke. They didnt think of that

[@fantaskingdom]

6:50

[@suvamswain2589]

@@pawelpow hahahhha

[@anony88]

If someone legitimately leaked the design for this truck before it was unveiled, nobody would believe it.

[@truantray]

If this were early April, I would not believe it.

[@xxnf99987]

5:48 from the back "Take my money" lmao

[@satyarthasaxena4582]

looks like someone is going to get fired after the glass broke

[@MrPacMan36]

Yeah, probably was using regular glass as a concept.

[@RifetOkic]

Bucktooth Nah, if you pay attention Elon was pretty upset about it.

[@RifetOkic]

Bucktooth 10:31 for example when he sees the shattered glass again. And right after it happened. It sucks. However, someone mentioned hes also a marketing genius so maybe it was on puprose to make headlines. Im not sure about that... but hey, he’s in the rocket business so such a mistake like this and after testing it, it seems out of place.

[@blubell_e]

@@RifetOkic sure he's upset, due to it being broken anyone would if they loved the project would cae a lot about it and be upset buts he's not gonna fire someone for it

[@RifetOkic]

Casanova Frankenstein Well i dont need to know anything about stress testing, THEY should have known or Musk himself. Such rigorous testing and then this fail. How’d you know these exact windows were tested 90 before and didnt use new ones ?

[@rogerdomine9194]

My phone is lagging, the truck isn’t rendering

[@urielmendivil8693]

Hahahahaahahh

[@chaitanyakulkarni6416]

It can't load on igpu

[@greesy9082]

bro I just got this! haha

[@rendann]

oh ur playing a video game

[@yaboiakkk7922]

@@greesy9082 good thing to see someone that likes mlg

[@vyxz97]

Me: laughs at his project Elon Musk: laughs at my bank account

[@ricardonavarro6530]

Ugly true

[@Ryzza1_]

Just got the comment to 420 likes

[@sgclan3504]

Good one

[@iwouldliketo1677]

For one Batterie you need 20.000l of Groundwater. Lets say in Germany they produce 80 Mio. E-Cars. You need an amount of 1.600.000.000.000l of Groundwater ..

[@yournetworkslow4609]

Not gonna lie but Don't you think cyber truck look like it's welded and in progress

[@luka6257]

He must have looked through his old drawings from when he was 5 and thought 'hmm, this looks like a nice design!'

[@pavelroy442]

Brp cybertruck is so cool

[@documentaryunwind6316]

We all drew cars like this when we were kids So basically, many years later....our visions and dreams become reality

[@take0ne]

@Red Divinity "dumber" 😂

[@kinggalix3728]

The more I look at it the more I like it idk why

[@angels-are-real8072]

LOL classic reply ... made my day and put a smile on my dial : )

[@xviiluciferiivx9217]

Yeah that means we aren't as dumb as these people now

[@bendover2684]

Its ugly af

[@vaitoniene1]

Imagine this beast hitting another “normal” car... it’s literally the Nokia 2210 of cars

[@subscribetoanegg4035]

Don't compare this Tesla to a Nokia, unlike this car's windows, a Nokia Screen would NEVER crack!

[@jackfroxt]

@@subscribetoanegg4035 cracks, "outside" . but as elon says, ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENTS.

[@subscribetoanegg4035]

@@ghost500e I was thinking that as well

[@SweetTorment72]

I'm not sure this vehicle will be legal in all countries. No crumple zone is deadly to you and to whoever you crash into. That glass breaking was a total fail. Probably the laughing stock of real car makers today!

[@DimitriosChannel]

LOL best comment!

[@TommyBravoOG]

It looks like they’ve made the delorean but as a monster truck

[@fff3136]

exactly thats the first thing i thought when i saw it

[@SeaJay_Oceans]

Pass on the Mr. Fusion option and time travel package... thank me later.

[@espedale]

It’s a Teslorian.

[@ALEXGIBSONCMG]

Pretty badass

[@jsjdjdj0xoxxx]

*elon is so awkward but at the same time everyone is like '' he got money laughhhh''*

[@3dgar7eandro]

No, it is not that at all... He hasn't earn that money by doing nothing but buy creating new technologies that other private or public companies probably would be still struggling to make this day 😌🚀🧑‍🚀

[@ProjectILT]

they saved production cost by only using 8 polygons

[@ParmMohan-us6rn]

Also investment in manufacturing and assembly equipment. I can see it more on Mars than on the road here.

[@TXNIZ]

@@ParmMohan-us6rn Use your imagination and you'll see it on Earth.

[@ParmMohan-us6rn]

TXNIZ Are you 5 years old or do you watch a lot of Disney cartoons

[@TXNIZ]

@@ParmMohan-us6rn Good one man lol

[@RussianBotLvl]

This is actually true lol. Less curves means easier/cheaper to produce the panels.

[@darren_k8401]

I love how Elon is bit by bit making Sci Fi Films a reality

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

too bad he is stuck with the 80's sci fi.

[@wales2k4747]

Melvin Gehteuchdochnixan 80s sci-fi isn’t that bad.

[@catalyst3713]

"Life imitates art far more than art imitates life"

[@pharma37]

The simplistic design is what makes manufacturing so cheap.... bringing that savings to the customer.

[@seanl764]

@@pharma37 exactly, molding flat planes is far more cost efficient than a curve design press mold. I think Tesla is bringing the savings onto the consumer by offering literally more metal for your dollar.

[@meanintellectual7765]

Hey Elon, where are the side view mirrors? *THE W H A T ?*

[@darknessking8122]

this comment needs to be in the top

[@puthiktk3960]

May be they used camera

[@alexandriab4171]

Side mirrors are for people who have to drive primative vehicles.

[@aidensmith209]

Camera's

[@meanintellectual7765]

Alexandria ah yes, I do agree. They are those primitive scrubs

[@arturostyles1711]

I enjoy making money online,there is this good feelings it gives me

[@ahmedmeer6103]

Yes everyone knows what makes sense to them

[@khanram3391]

For me stock is outdated,I enjoy crypto with my best broker that makes huge profits

[@yasmincarvalho181]

Good investment brings a good Satisfaction, good write up they don't understand...The reason for investment

[@kabirmyra6031]

You're all right

[@maryrodriquez8834]

For me employ what brings gains...I employed Cryptocurrency trading

[@the_new_a1]

Imagine how it looks when it finishes loading.

[@PandaLicy]

This cracked me up for ages mate. Omg

[@chrisoh6627]

Hahaha

[@Glenfetish]

Chilllll🤣

[@billf9847]

American Citizen loading what?

[@chrisoh6627]

@@billf9847 Ok Boomer

[@danielh8569]

Dont be another car in an accident with this.

[@eroldinch9405]

Hmmmmm........not so sure. Passengers in cars that have crumple zones have a much better chance of survival than no crumple zone. Crumple zones slow you down for the final stop.

[@ongba5890]

😂

[@aussieexpat]

That's a really good point. What about the people inside as well. Zero crumple isn't a great idea.

[@tewfiklauthentik7493]

We have to wait for the crash-test to see how it will handle the shocks.

[@theibecks]

Daniel H exactly. And what it if hits a person? I thought we’d got rid of stuff metal on the outside of cars for a reason.

[@richardstylez1950]

When do we get Tesla motorbikes? Can’t wait to die trying to break the sound barrier.

[@kennedytheretard975]

imagine in the presentation: "oh, there is 1 more thing, it can break the sound barrier, but you die trying (laughter intensifies)"!

[@thckitchen434]

Or just doing a silent wheelie

[@TheEvilGamingInc]

Tesla's have amazing 0-60 but they dont exactly reach high speeds compared to most cars

[@xvanegas89]

@@TheEvilGamingInc but you don't need to go faster than 80mph unless your a criminal or live in Germany.

[@TheEvilGamingInc]

@@xvanegas89 to break the sound barrier you need to go alot faster than 80 mph, lmao

[@Daniela-pr7rz]

I love how the crowd needed a few seconds to get used to it and then cheered. We've all been there.....

[@izzyusagi]

Elon Musk is talking like me when I didn't study for my class presentation

[@dab1732]

Yep, he does this a lot but it's just so he can form his thoughts in a simplified manner. I'd imagine he has a ton of anecdotes and metaphors in his head but has to try to find which words to use when trying to explain something. This man is a true engineer and entrepreneur.

[@izzyusagi]

@@dab1732 can you take a joke?

[@PippoMi]

he's fkin chill

[@derkevevin]

Now take your class presentation and imagine presenting it in front of millions of people :D He seems a little nervous, but I think it already got a lot better compared to some of his space ship presentations. But even then, I could feel why he was nervous, because it's not only such a big audience, it's also super important for him.

[@kamikazehound3243]

😂 when you have to some up a paragraph you want to say

[@whitefox8868]

Elon: Remember the cars that everyone drew when they were kids? Designer: Say no more 😏😏😏

[@peripateticguy55]

Honestly, still looks dope, though.

[@TonyBarcode]

Jeep took the cake with the Jeep gladiator. Looks like something I drew when I was 5

[@bishalbrai]

True

[@ramza675]

Needs that S everyone drew as a kid on the side

[@himanshusingh6692]

😜😁😂

[@milandjuric3119]

Someone is gonna get fired because of that glass

[@JamesPeach]

Hopefully they don't shatter as easily as their glass under pressure.

[@jordanhenderson1613]

Glass needs to be able to break just in case a car crash ? What if your trapped?

[@davek2690]

@@jordanhenderson1613 it's a high tech cyber truck so it should have an ejection seat or at least be able to remove the whole damn window if you're trapped

[@JamesExcell-InterJex]

That was all planned, a publicity stunt to get people talking. And it worked.

[@randeepbohra1310]

I am so sure that Tesla will be the first company to make a flying car

[@abhilashyadav2274]

Flying cars is a stupid Idea.

[@craftz4you]

@@abhilashyadav2274 why though?

[@SMC4free]

@@craftz4you hard to control idiots in air. Imagine some kids flying cars and no one would know until they kill others.

[@InnerTranquility]

You think the military want regular people flying around in the airspace? I don't think so buddy lol

[@abhilashyadav2274]

@@craftz4you Noisy , high cost , small dent would highly affect the performance , drunk flying , how to manage air car traffic ? Where to install the landing and takeoff strips ?

[@cecile5422]

Elon musk:i feel like i forgot something People:if you forgot it then its not important Elon:yeah,your right Sidemirror:standing in the rain

[@aaaaaaa9897]

Is that not illegal?

[@jacobpetitta7038]

The mirror in the front is 360 degrees, musk choose looks over traditional car functionality and made a minimalistic replacement

[@HimanshuSharma-mv4sg]

I don't know for sure, but I heard it had cameras instead of side mirrors

[@affected7142]

laugh

[@dylanmounsey7515]

U somewhat kinda need it

[@JS-vp2kt]

"Does it come in black?"

[@vasillij_nexust]

Love the reference

[@heisenberg2712]

Yes, Mr J S, it does come in black

[@wales2k4747]

The Cybertruck is the closest thing to a fully-functional Tumbler as of right now lol.

[@heisenberg2712]

@@wales2k4747 what do you mean? The tumbler is a real car. They built that beast for the movies

[@justintime41776]

That's what I said. Hopefully he just wanted to show off the steel.

[@LeaOverAtVatic]

"I don't like it." *hits the preorder button*

[@pankajchandwani21]

Actually your comment sucks

[@mariusman3671]

@@pankajchandwani21 your comment swallows

[@prickly10000]

Ladies and gentlemen the target audience. Rich bleach blond white chicks lol

[@pankajchandwani21]

@Vic Val mtf if my country was a 20 trillion economy I wouldve been a billionaire too cause I own 5 big businesses with revenue generation of 1.5 million

[@pankajchandwani21]

@Vic Val every non migrant in America is rich asf

[@JoeCJK]

He reminds me of Homer Simpson unveiling the car he designed.

[@TheBushdoctor68]

When that glass broke, Bill Gates was like "I feel ya bro".

[@aelix56]

Bill Gates is an expert at releasing broken windows

[@TheBushdoctor68]

@@aelix56 Nice!

[@RWBHere]

@@aelix56 That's why Bill Gates' new house isn't finished yet. He keeps breaking windows.

[@mollywapyo]

aelix56 😂 that’s a fact

[@remobandini6144]

Bwahahahahahaha

[@SPEXWISE]

The problem with owning one of these is that people are forever going to be trying to break your windows.

[@AbsolutelyNot12345]

Neil W won’t take long...

[@bransky]

Lol! That’s the truth.

[@Koragh_]

forever lol....

[@Keatingeatworld]

gonna be the nalgene bottle of cars

[@mviv6339]

Just roll your windows down when u park.or drive.. .....

[@RafaelMihai]

Cybertruck: exist Bruce Wayne: Does it come in black?

[@MisterSkullium]

Or very very dark grey?

[@views-qw9tf]

😂😂😂

[@memeist2472]

Propably yes, why not?

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

Blockmobile

[@ethan-carrickmaguire5057]

I literally heard this 😂

[@noahweber5606]

Steve Jobs: “Oh, and one more thing.” Elon Musk: “ Oh and should we do the uh-let’s do the... We also made an ATV”

[@yaboizay8118]

I dont get it

[@icebucket4433]

@@yaboizay8118 steve jobs was a very good presenter and he is talking about elon stuttering

[@nursultantulyakbay7070]

This is how I used to draw cars when I was 3 years old.

[@iritsko]

Nursultan Tulyakbay unfortunately the engineers this days have not graduated but they got hired at Tesla

[@salamandabiko]

Looks like a 5 yo tryna draw a Lamborghini

[@CapitalInsanity]

When your designer only have a ruler and pencil......

[@JamesTheFoxeArt]

VIVEK SHARMA that’s some nice circles then

[@georgecummings8839]

😆😆😁😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tagson]

still looks better than most of the stuff on the market

[@kaneda4]

maybe they did a cut on RnD's budget

[@ItsBinhRepaired]

And hands/wrists?

[@philsangster677]

That's what the 80's thought the 90's would look like.

[@SayedI313]

Lol

[@OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8]

WRONG. There were already futuristic auto designs back in the 80's like the Delorean and the Dodge MS4 Turbo Interceptor, which they partially stole the design from in order to comeup with this so called "Cybertruck".

[@Hero-oz9gx]

@@OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 whyd u have to kill the joke

[@Lord.of.Apokolips]

Elon musk "what else can we do with the truck ?" Me" nuke it!"

[@Levo42691]

why is everyone recording a live event thats also on youtube

[@bright-noise]

Cause “ Look at me! I’m at the Tesla event!”

[@orbit9221]

paid actors creating fake hype...Trump did it first.

[@jeetsupa4362]

Well they got some nice pictures

[@dkolendo]

because legally, you can’t violate someone’s copyright if you record the footage yourself

[@ElNexusito]

its like taking a photo with a famous person

[@danielvdwerfhorst3117]

Tesla: releases cyber truck Elon musk: honestly i did it for the memes

[@gianlucamassari9431]

Why windows crash everytime? Elon should know that Linux is better

[@daveriley6310]

Good one.

[@beverridge]

You made my day

[@eventusvantos2770]

Lol XD But windows break not crash but I know its a joke. Just saying

[@poiiihy]

tesla vehicles literally use linux btw

[@eventusvantos2770]

@karma tam but still it broke. In real world it would be hit more than one time.

[@alexisstaroneal]

Take a shot every time he says “yeeah” I’ll go first I’m drunk

[@BlackBerry-lr3ti]

No one: Elon Musk: "Yeah" Jokes aside, we're so lucky to have Elon making us feel that future is actually here. He's truly brilliant!

[@corpsekresser243]

mspaint.exe is not the future tho

[@kly8105]

The future of jokes?

[@baskaranmurugesan729]

Me drawing truck 5 years back Grade: f- your son sucks at drawing Me drawing truck now Grade: A++ your son has a great future in spaceX company

[@Spasoooo]

this hurt to read

[@sleep.mp4]

Uh it’s Tesla

[@achyuththouta6957]

@barefoot arizona You don't have good taste

[@satisfaction6891]

Elon: "throw the ball" Metal ball: im about to end this man whole carrer

[@Sinekyre14]

I thought it made it more real, not as polished or fake. Elon is so crazy, he's probably going to improve the glass and make it actual bulletproof.. for the price of a cheap family car. Absolute craziness.

[@madhououinkyoma]

They obviously knew this would happen

[@xMetixYT]

@@madhououinkyoma That's why the guy went "Are you sure?"

[@Thebensupremacy]

career

[@clownavenger0]

@@Sinekyre14 cheap family car... what? Its far from overpriced but cheap is around 19k

[@schoopz3015]

It’s about time cars start looking more futuristic

[@joeymayson8279]

Glass: ‘cracks’ Elon: I’m about to end someone’s whole career

[@cob571]

He takes responsibility for most things that go wrong unless there is obviously someone in particular making trouble.

[@agonleed3841]

@@cob571 you understand that WE see that. That's his whole image. While behind the scenes, someone just lost a job

[@sk8ingthemystery]

Stale meme

[@rattlepapi2022]

But a regular car’s glass would shatter this was a metal ball

[@rattlepapi2022]

Strong man a bullet proof glass?

[@nicholite697]

Elon: I hate all of you Crowd: Yeeeaaah, Wooooooo, Your Amazing

[@bug2919]

Nicholite you’re*

[@craig7857]

icons nobody gives a shiiii*

[@shaunwild]

@@craig7857 perhaps that's why proper grammar is at an all-time low?🤓

[@craig7857]

shaunwild lol like that makes a difference

[@usagi2934]

@@shaunwild it's 2019 get over it

[@disemptyyeet4652]

Car salesman: slaps roof “this bad boy can-“ **window breaks**

[@drewgrffn3880]

Dis Empty Yeet u stole that

[@yuhreal]

wow, almost 300 likes and not a single comment

[@KinnuRao]

Window breaks for emergency and exit purpose when need urjency

[@Kacpa2]

Car salesman: I *AM* Very Stronk

[@finf8516]

By the way, the glass broke because in their practice tests they threw the ball at the window first and it didn’t break/shatter instead of hitting the body/door with a sledgehammer first. This effected the test because they shattered the glass with the hammer and then threw a ball at it while the bottom part of the window was already shattered/cracked.

[@harshit4199]

Imagine Elon musk cameo in a marvel movie with the cybertruck That will be badass

[@JimiJamma]

“You’re telling me you made a truck... out of a DeLorean?”

[@jalapenohiway]

Ok good I thought I was the only 1....😆😆😆

[@ev1558]

Brilliant comment!

[@michellegriff13]

Was thinking the same thing!

[@leobauza9710]

YES

[@bengrizzlyadams6187]

@TheSanctuaryl990 Yep because Elon manages to get away with murder while he got done.

[@VdrienC]

*"oH yEaH We aLsO MaDe aN ATV"* He said that like he actually forgot about that

[@FirstLast-sw1gx]

"Hit it harder." *hits it half as hard*

[@ThatcherKSA]

still good enough to take door dings, and flinging rocks.

[@old888]

It absorbs some the reaction force and sound It might look like its not hard just because of that

[@DinoCoke]

@@old888 lmao for real. Have ya'll not finished High School?

[@3DLUTCreator-And-Retouch4me]

He kept the power for the ball)

[@PahEz]

@@DinoCoke ?

[@JibbsCompilations]

Lol at the Mad Max music

[@vexital_yt]

This looks like something straight outta Minecraft

[@schizgats]

Nexus Gacha nah I’m Minecraft it’s blocky

[@boulder394]

indeed but an very good mod

[@shubhgo6084]

Sheeps can bark

[@bakpiamanis3637]

God He's so Nervous, he even lose his words, but somehow that make him looks down to earth

[@milanvujcich]

Sometimes when you have so much on your mind, it's hard to speak, or if you haven't had much sleep

[@bakpiamanis3637]

@@milanvujcich yeah, i find it it relieved that even the Elon Musk himself is related with all of us

[@tommymack3210]

Abimanyu Nurprasetyo i dont think he’s nervous. I think he has so many thoughts and ideas, and he wants to formulate them all.

[@skyforce2132]

Tommy Mack yep

[@marksmith8732]

Its not easy to speak publicly like that

[@roninbayacal7857]

I imagine tesla thinkin' of this truck's design being like... Elon: so what would be a great design? Random employee: U guys play roblox?

[@jordanenriquez4153]

Ronin Bayacal this truck kinda reminds me of the warthog in halo

[@talhaytofficial8447]

Bro.. this is some next level comment..😂😂

[@containsthestrange3902]

"And that was the actual truck, it wasn't CGI............ Unlike my rockets"

[@rohanmathew6317]

Elon musk is literally the decked down version of Tony stark

[@GummiTomm]

I would rather say that Tony Stark is the dumbed down for kids version of Elon Musk.

[@rohanmathew6317]

@@GummiTomm I just meant to say he is the closest person we have in the real world to Tony stark

[@CharmedReally7]

@@GummiTomm no Elon is just limited to the technology of our time * Wink wink if u get the reference *

[@FinnyF0x61]

@@CharmedReally7 nice

[@SightBeaver11]

Only difference is tony stark is played by a better actor. This fake intellectual is a mockery of the real modern genius, Nicola Tesla.

[@Micah-is-here]

Elon doesn't need patent for this design because nobody will copy it.

[@kliq6316]

Jiffy Mantra lol

[@calvin142]

Lol

[@dofehino5444]

Just wait until next consoles generation, they'll up the polys

[@patu8010]

200 IQ move

[@lexflex2642]

Ben Bernasei military grade? LOL it cant even stand a metal ball being barely thrown at it. Presentation failed big time

[@mcdadais]

If the car fell into a lake or river I would want the glass to break a little bit.

[@larryjake7783]

Oooor you may want a truck that can drive under water back to the surface with no water leajing

[@Myce]

@@larryjake7783 introducing, the Tesla Amphibious roadster

[@Gilamath.]

This. Hopefully Tesla also makes the car a bit flimsier so it becomes road-safe in case of collision. Indestructible cars sound great till we realize that the passengers don’t become any less destructible

[@CanadianHardwoodPro]

@@Gilamath. yes exactly this. They used to make more solid steel cars up until they realized impact absorption saves lives. You don't want to collide with the Tesla truck.

[@maniv100]

@@CanadianHardwoodPro it has to pass safety tests if they wanna sell it

[@ohagawd4524]

The engineers were probably sweating their balls off

[@acer8123]

Elon looks like a high school student giving a presentation they have yet to practice for.

[@algofreak8510]

does not matter if you are selling better product than anyone else.

[@soultheory8441]

It makes Elon look so much more genuine too

[@algisandrul]

Who cares

[@JudgeGilman]

Well when you remove all the "It's the best ever. We innovated." With all that fluff removed this is what you get. Straight and to the point with no in between BS.

[@pummyy]

thats what makes him special..he is a tech first...business man next

[@Harry-fp3ur]

Plot twist: they smashed the windows so everyone would talk about it

[@josefmariacajthaml5279]

Subscribe to Tezeract ofcourse ! So they could say” yeah we have flaws” but there’s a room for improvement! :)

[@elenacooper3807]

Subscribe to Tezeract bro..... he faced humiliation. You think he didn’t lose respect for this? You may want to think that comment through... a bit foolish to assume that. Then again; if you don’t know business, you won’t understand why this would have never been planned.

[@Harry-fp3ur]

@@elenacooper3807 No one would've been speaking about this car if this didn't happen 😂 his whole reputation isn't going to be ruined just because of that one thing is it. Your the type of person that thinks you know everything

[@mrcomment816]

@@elenacooper3807 marketing strategy bruhh

[@finf8516]

By the way, the glass broke because in their practice tests they threw the ball at the window first and it didn’t break/shatter instead of hitting the body/door with a sledgehammer first. This effected the test because they shattered the glass with the hammer and then threw a ball at it while the bottom part of the window was already shattered/cracked.

[@venomtang]

Chief designer: what u want for the Cybertruck? Elon: you ever played N64? Chief designer: say no more fam

[@bendover2684]

Ever Had an original comment? Venomtang: No fam

[@skaternesto]

Lmao u a legend 4 this comment

[@gametron3210]

snm

[@colourless2d]

Give them quality, that's the best kind of advertising

[@Bun1XO]

No one: Franz: *throwing the ball* *window smashed* Elon: **surprised pikachu meme**

[@PDCMYTC]

@Der Automat the person who threw the metal ball on the glass

[@aliakeel]

r/comedyseizure

[@a240vtoaster3]

car salesman: *slaps roof* car salesman: “ow”

[@skribble7187]

Roof Slaps back lol

[@justlee....3369]

🤣👍🏻

[@kamaracso]

I used to draw the cars like this when I was 7. I didn't know I been a visionary my whole life.

[@ftffighter]

The only problem I see is with the air suspension. People buy trucks not only because of their capabilities but because they see their trucks being long term investments. 150k+ miles, the longer it lasts the better the investment. How long do you think the air suspension will last?

[@joshbsz]

“This is not a flamethrower” “This is not a pickup truck”

[@walkonstilts1]

joshbsz This is definitely not how you swing a sledge hammer

[@rememberwhoyouare7363]

Elo :"Bullet Proof" Mexican cartels have entered the chat

[@nitolinilo9034]

They already got bulletproof whips, granted not from the factory and who knows how much it cost for them lol

[@Whitey23]

thats what i thought those mf will buy anything xd

[@barih4prez]

Texas has entered the chat

[@justauser]

Every rifle round ever has entered the chat

[@BettathanEzra]

a lot of middle class and rich mexican families demand bullet proof windows o n their vehicles

[@5hanesBoard]

"It doesn't look like anything else"? It looks like my shed roof.

[@Prince-gu8or]

The funniest comment here everyone else repeating old comments for likes

[@Locrian1]

I actually quite like the design. It's something a little different. Borrowing from 80's Aesthetics but also just keeping it simple and utilitarian. Flat panels are cheaper to fix (dunno how cheap cold rolled space steel is though!)

[@realisticfsxpilot2215]

Locrian pickups are pickups. Should be electric

[@ronm7114]

lol

[@billf9847]

Looks like the Delorean. Ugly

[@ItzzTyxz]

What normal people see:Normal cybertruck. What gamers see:cybertruck, cyberpunk title and keanu reeves standing beside the truck