Watch Lawrence of Arabia as 300 TikToks | Castle Super Beast 271 Clip

[@visoreyes6393]

"No phone has the battery length to watch a 4 hour movie!" Me: Watching the entire SBFP Suffer through Omikron playlist(again) in one sitting.

[@HoChiMints2007]

Treat yourself with a Koopy Sandwich

[@thepickles8833]

Buy a Battery = enter the underground pit fighter arena

[@n00battak3r]

​​@@thepickles8833 EVERYTIME I see your name, I turn to my wife (who wasn't a thing when I first read your name eons ago) and just say *The pickles*

[@MidgarMerc]

Watching csb podcasts in 7540 1 minute clips

[@Shadest]

the future of woolie vs the algorithm

[@YourUncleDuncan]

As a KZbin main, this isn't far from the truth 🤣🤣

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

the old tbfp podcast clips on here yeah

[@1000Tomatoes]

All media will return to KZbin mirrored anime fansubs with 4 parts per episode and the opening song distorted.

[@scumbad7953]

With the piss yellow TL notes explaining references and in-jokes

[@tempheror112]

And part 3 is always missing.

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

Or a reaction compilation with a see through banner on top of the video

[@theotherjared9824]

Anything in 720p is a unicorn.

[@Kango234]

​@@tempheror112 You just gave me PTSD

[@Kango234]

The "reactors" in the bottom who don't say or react during the whole clip is so fucking bizarre to me.

[@SpoopyPants]

Well clearly the reaction is "indifference"

[@helios566]

It's not really that weird. It's an excuse to re-upload movies.

[@TangWuSnake]

Everything on tik tok is bizarre to me

[@BrJPGameplay]

The worst ones are the people who just point up and bop their heads

[@crowclaw]

That’s the people that actually clicked the „get money easy“ email. Content farming. It’s either „generate YT videos“ or „review cheap Chinese products on Amazon en mass“

[@johnrivers3813]

This reminds me of an interview with David Lynch where he answered a question about the difference between the movie theater experience vs at home. He tried really hard to be civil until the very end where he could barely hold it in and said something like "you're not experiencing the movie properly on your fucking phone while you sit in the bus!"

[@xyzero1682]

Red Letter Media just made a "Death of Movie Theaters" video today.

[@cattibingo]

Watching the entire lord of the rings trilogy on a tamagotchi

[@conspiracypanda1200]

But can you watch it in DOOM?

[@DarkCarnage78]

Wow perfect timing considering that rlm video about movie theater dying just came out.

[@SoaringLettuce]

I cut up the 3 hours 47 minutes cut of Lawrence of Arabia and mixed it with cough syrup. I'M HIGH ON THAT DAVID LEAN.

[@FuryXDMGS]

"This shit ain't nothing to me, man"

[@ratdoller77]

pats argument is "lawrence is too long for batteries"... you can plug the phone in?

[@Exarian]

Lawrence of Arabia is a really bad example for this point, too. Their point is that all modern screens are able to display a movie-like picture experience especially since everything's 16:9. Except Lawrence of Arabia is something like 2.20:1, which I think is roughly 30% wider. unless you had a real wide phone, that picture would get real squashed when letterboxed on a small screen. I think they just assume "cinematic widescreen" = 16:9. Unless they recommend making 16:9 pan-and-scans for home release which would make me shriek like Laura Palmer.

[@habadasheryjones]

Good luck explaining aspect ratio and why certain films can never be formated correctly on on a phone to a normie. These people watch crap vertically 24/7. They don't care. They wanna watch thing. Thing watch on phone.

[@PleasantLeech]

My phone has a wider ratio than my TV so I suppose it would be better on my phone then lol

[@krizalllid]

Majority of phone screens are narrower than 16:9. With small phones not selling well, every manufacturer is putting out phones closer to 21:9 as it gives you a bigger screen that’s easier to hold. This has been happening across all price ranges since the iPhone 14.

[@malikoniousjoe]

These people never know what they are talking about, and will use sweeping generalizations about a world they don’t interact with to sell you their thing.

[@LieseFury]

i have a 9:21 phone, it'd be close enough

[@PleasantLeech]

Why the hell does Pat think a phone battery won't last 4 hours streaming a movie? Is his phone 15 years old?

[@jaideay3003]

“How am I supposed to watch a movie on this? It doesn’t even have a screen” pat says pulling out his EE-8 field telephone.

[@LieseFury]

do you have a fusion reactor strapped to your phone??

[@PleasantLeech]

@@LieseFury me? No, not sure what's wrong with your phone but my phone will typically last all day being used. Streaming, it depends on the quality but it'll be around 6 to 7 hours off full battery. My phone cost me 400 bucks

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

@@PleasantLeech 400 bucks? well la dee da Mr. Rockefeller.

[@GoodlyPenguin]

My Samsung A14, which is considerably weak and came out like last year definitely lasts for the entire day with streaming. Don't know where Pat or whatever insane person thinks modern phones don't last for long

[@SamSphinx]

Pat... Pat it's pretty safe to say most phones last more than 4 hours now.

[@spideralexandre2099]

This would be a great excuse to look at how quickly phone batteries degrade and tank the battery life

[@Reionder]

It's also pretty safe to say a lot of people watch feature length movies on their phones (I have seen literally hundreds)

[@thepickles8833]

they only last 4 hours if you don't use the Screen, which eats the most battery life

[@ken_cognito]

@@Reionderplenty of people who binge watch their favorite show’s whole season day one on their mobile, who would agree with you.

[@EDFscout]

@@thepickles8833 Think you got an extra "don't" there

[@ubermenschen01]

Pretty sure Lawrence of Arabia was shot on non-standard-sized film, to get really big sweeping wide shots. Your phone screen is not gonna be the correct size/ratio for that.

[@torijosama3543]

David Lean was a director far ahead of his time: he developed a movie intended to be watched at the same time as Subway Surfers gameplay. We have not even begun to understand the work of the old masters.

[@goldenboy9748]

I wanna watch Oppenheimer on my smart fridge

[@outis-aka-nobody1064]

If your toaster can't play Skyrim while also playing Gone With The Wind, you're basically in a 3rd world country.

[@thepickles8833]

but that would require you to stop playing DooM

[@Kaarl_Mills]

counterpoint: Id like to not have tinnitus after Im done watching the movie

[@normandy2501]

I watched Dune 2 for the first time on my phone because I was on deployment with nothing else 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@ActivelyVacant]

Crazy that youtube has been spoonfeeding me random Lawrence of Arabia clips out of nowhere just these last couple of days.

[@Agent_Cobalt]

I don’t think there’s a problem with REWATCHING a movie on your phone. The important context would be that you already gave the movie a good go and you are just reliving it through the cheapest means

[@stickmangrit]

also i desperately want this one to get animated 😁

[@unnamedx2]

I watched the whole of the snyder cut on my phone in one sitting, and yes it did have the battery for it to spare even and my phone is pretty old at this point

[@hosvet_animation]

3:52 Pat explains in one sentence why families aren't going to the theater anymore.

[@Americanbadashh]

1:56 Fourth context is discussion of the "gone native" trope

[@JFresh9]

I watched John Wick 2 on my phone so I could watch the third one in theaters.

[@TheSpookiestSkeleton]

You can get the theater experience at home with a VR headset, it'll cost you about the same too.

[@ken_cognito]

I don’t know why the guys are going so hard on watching a movie on a phone in parts. Chargers exist. Do they not remember the early 00’s of KZbin of marathon watching whole seasons of animes in 7/7 parts. It’s a thing it might be impractical but for people out there balling on a budget: they’ll do it.

[@Tiven321]

I have not been to a movie theater since my mom took me to see Cars.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

the last 2 movies i saw in theaters was Terminator Salvation and Boondock Saints 2. yeah, im pretty cool.

[@SnugCOMANDERX]

I’ve watched House (1977) and Midsomar on my phone because they were only available on the Apple TV store. I’m not saying it was the best experience but I enjoyed them and have since then rewatched them on tv.

[@mindmenot_]

I have a couple of movies on my phone that I will watch. It's some of favorites that I have already watched 3-5 times normally, and I mainly watch on my phone if I'm in bed (don't got a TV in my bedroom)

[@RougeMephilesClone]

Having watched movies and entire TV show seasons on not just my current phone, but multiple previous ones as well, I gotta' call this a very rare Castle Super Dinosaur moment. If and when I get around to Lawrence of Arabia, there's a decent chance I'll do it on my phone.

[@kyle_284]

I've also watched lots of films on my phone, but tbh a 4 hour film on a phone would just be uncomfortable for me.

[@BlueMarsalis]

Nah you're watching things incorrectly.

[@ZiggityZachPresents]

I don't like watching KZbin on my phone.

[@GageOnFire]

*Insert Lynch video here*

[@Viewtiful_Rose]

G E T R E A L

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

if i didn't know what you meant, that would sound VERY not cool.

[@Roronoa2zoro]

Y'know, I also questioned who tf watched anything besides youtube videos on phone screens until I found out my brother watches subbed anime on his phone. Which I guess answered my question of "what kinda weirdo even does that?" I tried it and didn't like it, I can't imagine actually sitting/lying with my phone for 2+ hours to get through a movie.

[@MattManDX1]

It's to give you something to do on your break at work. I doubt people actually sit in their houses and watch full length movies on their cell phones when they have a bunch of other options to watch them on.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

@@MattManDX1 i'd like to hope so, but i wouldnt be surprised.

[@wizofhell]

Today i learned cinema tickets at NA are FIFTEEN BUCKS? At minimum?

[@TheFreekg]

Would you believe me if I said I watched it two weeks ago on my phone lol

[@vcom741]

I do wonder what the threshold is. I agree with Woolie that it is ludicrous to watch movies on phones, but really i mostly watch movies on my iPad, which is only slightly larger screen than a phone, because i travel a lot. So where is the line on "Lawrence of Arabia on your phone"? Anything above or below 7 inch screens? But then there are tv shows, which usually dont give too much care for cinematography. Are they ok on phones?

[@jamisong.9653]

I watch horror movies on my phone all time late at night on my porch. Watched Blair witch project for the first a month ago at 1 in the morning and a mouse ran out on my patio being chased by a snake. Added to the experience. Also can't smoke in theaters or indoors. Don't see the problem.

[@vcom741]

@@jamisong.9653 Blair Witch is a unique example compared to Lawrence of Arabia, but I get you.

[@ice_queen9]

watch Come and See on your phone while grinding in WoW

[@aSkymne]

I love Larry of A-rab town

[@Andy_ARBS]

Wtf Pat went so red it is insane.

[@kaizerdeath12]

Yeah, Oppenheimer was exactly about how cool the big bomb was to experience in an Imax theatre, no other lessons to gleam from it.

[@RedStar_N7]

A lesson so cool that Japan opted to retake the course a second time

[@spideralexandre2099]

I get that you're doing a thing but the movie wants you to feels fear towards the atomic bomb and the sound design contributes to that which you can't adequately experience on a fucking telephone. Get real

[@hyperionman420]

​@@spideralexandre2099 get his ass Mr. Lynch

[@Viewtiful_Rose]

I think he means the theatrical experience of that moment you cannot sell in most homes and definitely not on a phone. Feels like you’re being an obtuse asshole here Genuinely extremely bad faith argument of what he was saying

[@umphreak9999]

If you look to your right, about 5 miles away, you'll see the point Pat was trying to make that you completely missed. He's talking about the theater experience in general and how you're not going to get that on phone screen/speakers or earbuds, using Oppenheimer as an example.

[@majdjinn5042]

Woolie...you can do this...but it would mean sacrificing Mihn's body for views. I watched all of Puss N' Boots on twitter that one time

[@Reionder]

I was gonna say they're being massive boomers for thinking watching movies on phones is weird but again any boomer has seen Lawrence of Arabia at least once so they're really just being early Millennial oldheads lol

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

they're not even Gen X.

[@HammerspaceCreature]

I'm not going to claim it's the same as being in a cinema or even watching it on TV because that's obviously stupid, but I do watch movies on my phone all the time. Sometimes you just care more about your own comfort than getting the absolute optimal viewing experience for the 100th random movie you've seen in your life. As guys who have respectively played Ultrakill and MMOs with a controller on their TV, you'd think the CSB boys could relate. Whenever movie directors trash people for watching films on their phone I'm like yeah of course you wouldn't do that because you based your entire life around this exact thing, but you can't expect the rest of the world to care about your specific passion as much as you do.

[@Tokromar]

I understand why people say that watching movies on your phone is terrible, but I’m kind of glad theaters are dying. If I have to pay 40 dollars to see a movie on a gigantic screen while sound is blasting at ear bleeding volume in order to “get the full experience” I’m not doing it. I enjoyed it as a kid. Not as a 33 year old man with a decently sized computer monitor and a pair of headphones.

[@TrueLegateDamar]

For me it's mostly the audience who grown insufferable with their phones at full brightness, loudly talking random bullshit and acting like half of your seat belongs to them. It feels like Covid just fucking broke people's sense of etiquette, they cannot adapt to the fact they are not watching movies in their homes anymore and behave for two hours.

[@bretginn1419]

Same. I mean, I can still enjoy a theater trip every now and then, but the sheer volume and screen size has always been headache inducing for me, especially IMAX (God, I hate IMAX), and the pricing has always been...eugh. I'm spending close to 30 dollars for the theater experience once, or similar for an actual copy that I can take with me and watch whenever. Also, I can get subtitles. I like subtitles. Overall, the theater experience is overrated and I think it's the worst way to experience a movie.

[@ColdNorth0628]

I dont want it to die. Yall may be sick of it. Then too bad. I grew up with it dying and never really had the chance due to my family scraping by. I would rather fight tooth and nail for good movies on a big screen for the first time then ever watching it on a small screen. I did it with alien, I did it with furiosa, I did it with avengers end game.

[@riptorusa]

​@ColdNorth0628 "Too bad" for you it requires zero effort on our part to let theaters die out. Keep fighting the good fight but keep in mind its not the consumers fault the studios have all but ruined the industry.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

40 BUCKS? my local theater is 11 at most, on a bad day.

[@PixelatedFlu]

Damn I've watched all Spider-Verse movies on my phone. . I should become a director.

[@FredCracklin]

Nothing can really replace a good theatrical experience the problems are the lack of good shit to watch (it's mostly general corporate b the numbers product), the prices, and dumbasses in the theaters that ruin it for everyone else. If we had movies coming out like Robocop, Die Hard, The Exorcist, Saving Private Ryan, etc., people would still be flocking to theaters, but there's not really anything like that now, you may get a couple of good studio movies and some limited release indies in a single year and that's it. Go back and look at some of the old release calendars in the 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's, or even the 2000's, there was a classic or cult classic out nearly every week sometimes. The studios killed their own product.

[@thepickles8833]

Good films took time, patience, and a wish to make their films good so the audience and critics would like them. Now everything is "content" and is shoveled into the pipeline before they even care to double check it.

[@ekortsec]

I watched Killers of a Flower Moon on my phone, no cap

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

why would anyone assume you were wearing a hat, and why feel the need to say you weren't?

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

old movies are so boring

[@vcom741]

Skill issue lol

[@blackdragoncyrus]

Like.

[@phuqutoob-pf7pb]

Name three distinguished Arabic actors from the time Laurence of Arabia was made. Name one. Name one that lived in Hollywood.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

Steve.

[@phuqutoob-pf7pb]

@@miguelnewmexico8641 He couldn't remember the lines

[@Malak1man]

first.

[@squidlump]

Gratz

[@renaigh]

the act of watching a film is the most boring thing in the world and people do it for a living?

[@everettvonscott]

That's an embarrassing opinion.

[@habadasheryjones]

L take. This is like those people that say "I don't like listening to music."

[@PleasantLeech]

Do you not enjoy fun or are you not capable of sitting down for 2 hours without being distracted like a child?

[@wielderofthetriforce1934]

@@PleasantLeech My moneys on the latter

[@thepickles8833]

Tell me you lack patience and critical thinking without telling me directly.