Watch me fail a Touhou game

[@n0t_UN_Owen]

"watch me fail a Touhou game" *Proceeds winning*

[@PKSuperStar256]

R e v e r s e P s y c h o l o g y

[@PKSuperStar256]

@Lyle Oakley, I know, but what do you think about Touhou?

[@silver_sour]

He did but he used all his life thingy and use continue, so its kinda fail right?

[@factionalhitman]

2:20 That stance became a meme now. It's called T-posing.

[@Pins30]

too powerful of t-posing but defeated by 69 power number

[@siyacer]

d

[@zoisite3326]

"Why *can't* Reimu's bullets *can't* be as beautiful as Rumia's?"

[@hazerddex]

Touhou 8 >_>

[@rockingsushi8013]

She got no money

[@lorenzorentniop717]

Because she must endure the entire game

[@niji_k]

Newcomers are ALWAYS welcome, my friend. Welcome to Touhou.

[@dinotheruler1690]

People usually says: Pro danmaku players can dodge rain ZUN: Then I will see how you dodge this at 11:03 :))

[@ruruistipsy]

Colorful rain is not even that hard

[@touhoufan7061]

@@ruruistipsy yep

[@myriad9905]

I noticed that the HUD and background were different from mine, the background wasn't as cool in my version.

[@janessaortez5065]

It's a reskin patch

[@sakuyamain8317]

Its the reskin patch

[@dava8058]

It's a reskin patch

[@MelCMlol]

It's a reskin patch

[@fisherwood8164]

Reskin patch

[@HyperVanilo]

03:42 There is no ocean in Gensokyo, that's Misty Lake 09:57 Cause Meiling is a youkai 19:17 You trapped yourself 19:50 Bad place to put the meme, she doesnt even stop time Why would you even hate Meiling, aside from her bullet pattern?

[@HyperVanilo]

The Aloof Potato Sorry if my second comment offended you, i shouldn't have put "duh" at the end of it

[@aperson5695]

Meiling is good and i love her bullet pattern since it does help me read some bullet patterns in other games

[@grimmtroup2324]

Meiling is eazy boss her bullet pattern dont make locks like others

[@thecoolermax25]

"These fairy are kinda cute" Me when look closer* me: Where is their face

[@Blaze9able]

That cirno safespot was badass. Nevee knew about it. Also, you helped me a lot showing how to capture sakuya middle spell. I hope you manage to get a 1cc soon.

[@silvernightray7701]

23:28 Perfect and elegant stab... 😂😂😂 Honestly, you were pretty good, playing EoSD without the hitbox patch. Although you totally forgot to bomb after stage 3 (I know, after that death at the end, the mental breakdown is real...)

[@Zosit2]

You're doing great here! You are roughly as good as I was at this when I first 1cc'ed this game. It looks like all you need to do to improve is to practice using all your bombs each life, since that can effectively quadruple your lives. On a similar vein, I think your settings for the game are off by a bit? The default number of bombs per life is supposed to be 3 in this game from what I know (the 3 starting lives is correct though).

[@fraylord1379]

This is quality goompl0y hopefully u got a 1cc by now since it's already been 10 days since this upload xddd

[@fraylord1379]

So uh, have you tried the other games? EoSD isn't in my recommended list since the patterns are a bit hard to remember (also no hitbox)

[@fraylord1379]

I see, well practice can help. I played the games for 3 months and I at least defeated extra stage in PCB. Struggling in Phantasm since I have to capture 60 unique spellcards with all the characters.

[@fraylord1379]

I went for a blind run at EoSD. Dammit I didn't expect Cirno's first nonspell to be fast bullets! By the time I reached Remilia her second non spell got me. Other than that it was fairly about reaction time and memorization ._. Edit: I used up all my continues on hard difficulty ;w;

[@fraylord1379]

You'll get there soon. It's all about memorizing and finding those safe spots xdddd

[@fraylord1379]

Have you uh, 1cc normal and hard?

[@noir371]

That part in stage 4 with the vertical lasers always gets me also love the Jojo edits

[@kaisercalvin1742]

23:29. You thought you would die to Remelia, but it was me, Sakuya!

[@labibmuhammad1092]

Content Creator : "Welcome to my first gameplay video!" Me : "Nice job! Now what do u want to play?" *a touhou game Me : "Umm, good luck then..."

[@lg9647]

You know how to pull my strings. I am in a situation where my touhou skills are kind of stagnating. I push myself realy realy hard to get at least a pixel closer to my goals. But this video reminded me at the time where I starded playing touhou myself and how helpless I was (couldn't 1cc past stage 4 on easy modo). You helped me to admire my progress and the growth I made over the years, so thanks alot and don't give up on your journey, because it will be worth it. Also you did realy good for a beginner.

[@limeylime8027]

The strat for this game is to beat the first 3 stages near flawlessly so that you have enough resources to survive getting your ass kicked in the second half. That way you can get into the remilia scarlet stage with enough bombs to avoid any threatening situation

[@Vain_2324]

at least you manage to finish the game (extra stage not included) i always died at meiling's stage so yeah. Congrats.

[@xd-ym9qv]

rip you brave soul

[@dogryme6]

If you play Marisa you'll find out why Rumia is making that pose. Of course, you'll also find Marisa's much snarkier than Reimu. Hot damn you're better than me. But I think you can make it if you use your Bombs more.

[@Alexs23743]

"Night...bird?" -Yeah, Stevie Nicks might know what that is. She mentions one towards the end of "Edge of Seventeen". D: "Why can't Reimu's bullets be as beautiful as Rumia's?" -Reimu shuns beauty. She's got people who like her armpits, after all.

[@vadim_65rus]

The retexture patch is very pretty

[@marcar9marcar972]

I just realized how ridiculous this all is. We have a bunch of girls just shooting bullets, knives and lasers all over the place like it’s nothing.

[@Pins30]

everytime Sakuya use time stop, Jojo references appear

[@Lar_me]

You should see Sakuya's second spell card on Hard Mode (if you aren't already familiar with it).

[@Pins30]

Yep, i've already saw that some months ago during Touhou 6 hard

[@fplovarthlovar5173]

beautiful gameplay! btw, i never knew about the save spot for cirno. and, for the sakuya mini boss in stage 5, stay on top of her to avoid the bullets.i wish i could beat the game at 1cc.i'm practicing!great job!9

[@jasperreyes5174]

Failure is the Foundation of Success... It's fine... Go for Lunatic...

[@Mewomiix]

This pop into my recmended after 2 years

[@okuu_utsuho]

2:18 Rumia T-pose

[@benjaminlee985]

Use the bombs, Luke! I know, you're thinking "What if I need them later?" but what you should really be asking is "What if I die without using any of them?" Every time you die, they get refilled, so you have a lot more bombs available than you think.

[@Bu.Bucin79]

Dying in Luna night makes me insane, especially without saving the game first 🙃

[@renarena9279]

lol you were definitely good enough to 1cc this back then. You were capturing some of Patchouli's cards. You just weren't spamming your bombs enough.

[@fplovarthlovar5173]

Oh! and btw, the safe spot for the second sakuya mini boss, in "eternal meek", is right next to her.took me a while to get used to standing next to her without dying^^;.

[@nuttyboi6645]

“I don’t know if I’m the only one with this opinion but this stag’s theme sound pretty similar to “Cruel Angel’s Thesis.” “ FINALLY SOMONE GETS IT!!! I may be 3 years to late but FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT!!!

[@desgreyskry8792]

This man is better than me..

[@foxylassy7331]

Like in alot of times to practice in touhou but I made it to beat hard mode with 1cc

[@silkenemperor]

2:56 it looks like wing flaps to me.

[@rhyslanden5511]

1:10 the stance is called The T-Pose

[@mysisistooooooonoobtochang2860]

13:56 those bullets are funny, lol

[@youdonotcare]

I'm not the greatest at Touhou but with the SAME Reimu shot, I can perfect stages 1-3 and beat remila fairly easy

[@catmaksimus]

This is still me after all the years xD

[@elysiummaybee]

Maji,easy modo. Nah I dont play Easy mode in EoSD cause i cant fight remilia.And I 3cc ,what a 'fun' experience for the first try.

[@bubbletea1985]

cirno's theme is a banger

[@kujousara101]

yes best girl

[@-Fhaiz-]

The bombs are waiting to be used ;-;

[@2wr633]

2:29 me watch this and notice something: standing ? really

[@hackerbagel]

Rumia is asserting domience

[@cory3171]

I played ESOD and I died to *cIrNo* as the ultimate noob

[@regalus99]

I wish that there was a small sign somewhere in the playing field that says "Bombs exist" cause I always forget about those.

[@tabafatristanjayechona9417]

NO, WATCH ME FAIL IN EASY MODE!

[@ワˬワ]

I got into touhou by minecraft.

[@QuadrupleABattery]

I think we can all agree that Remilla has the worst dialogue sprite in all EOSD if not literally everywhere

[@jacobdelacruz558]

Eh I always recognized hers as one of the better ones, but look at meilings bro THE LIPS AND EYES DUDE IM DEAD BRUH 💀

[@Xhandel]

Why everytime i watch a EoSD run, no one faced a princess undine with patchouli, that mthr fking spell always killed me

[@AmanomiyaJun]

Davos Seaworth You probably did a Marisa run

[@flow2bro602]

bc that spell appears on reimu B ngl that spell cost me so many 1ccs with reimu b i just gave up and ended up doing reimu a the next time after a choke with reimu b in red magic sjdjd Note: I meant I got a 1cc with reimu A, hoping to try to get B soon though

[@pongtonjitsopa3463]

NEWS !!!!! Boss state 1 : Remia Boss state 2 : Corino Boss state 3 : muiling (was wrong ?) Boss state 4 : pacole - Knowlagh (was wrong ?) Boss state 5 : izayoi - Sakuya Boss finel state : Remiler - Scarled Boss state EX : fudera - Scarled Remui Sprig sing “fantcy still” Marisa (you don't use) Master sparrk I know that only ) :

[@jadebayoba7073]

Only Sakuya Izayoi is correct lol

[@jadebayoba7073]

And Marisa

[@jacobdelacruz558]

bro learned English in Ohio 😭😭💀

[@arkfiya]

Rumira be t-posing on you-

[@qpasas]

i feel your pain, this game its fucking hard because Sakuya the waifu make it dificult actually i make an entire gameplay series on touhou luna night because sakuya xD fun video

[@mysisistooooooonoobtochang2860]

9:04 movingggg~~

[@f-ex7655]

突然の目力先輩で草生えたわ

[@skydub7844]

I swear im not used to touhou without hitboxes and slowdown this looks impossible

[@k0metz590]

"Best girl is Next!" Sorry, but i dont like Sakuya... she scary me (and no, its not her face) She ended my entire run in the 6th stage because i wasn't "focus"

[@probablynothung8135]

4:28 I don't think that's what you call "knife"

[@nerdmetall]

You are already good considering that you actually passed stage 3...

[@unfunnymeiling2315]

It was fun

[@stellarphantasmvfx5504]

1:26 They Don't Die

[@melodylai2397]

25:24 YOUR NOT ALONE

[@leovu8500]

ay u shud play touhou 15 it's rly fun and easy

[@fluoridepill]

yeah! it's really good for beginners and people who arent that skilled or experienced. the stage 5 and 6 bosses are surprisingly easy

[@sanaeurl]

tbh imperishable night is harder than th 15

[@Waltuhhhhhh]

Epic gameplay! What do you use to record?

[@Waltuhhhhhh]

The Aloof Potato this reply is a little late but thanks!

[@Loner098]

You saying Sakuya is the best girl may have started a war...

[@Ale-tr7gz]

You are so funny :3

[@soliderlol123work3]

Me like uou can do. (Dies) noooo

[@melodylai2397]

Typhoon 颱風

[@SolideSchlange]

Nice

[@makise-homura]

(In EoSD, I even can't reach Meiling on Easy lol.) ...And yep, who ever may be the best Touhou girl if not Sakuya? =)

[@limeylime8027]

@Lieke Lok I would completely agree with you... if she wasn’t such a massive idiot lmao. I think yuyuko would also be a strong contender for best touhou girl

[@benjamincurran5799]

Cirno

[@jewel-kun9730]

What EOSD is this btw? why does it look different?

[@jacobdelacruz558]

He's using a skin mod to see his hitbox

[@ASE-PRL]

1cc soon

[@yousefslimani99]

Same Like you 3:13

[@Simon-gp1nc]

⑨

[@reimuhakurei2208]

Rip

[@jeieldavid6347]

Pretty good if you ask me, why don't you try playing mountain of faith? Way easier, already reached stage 6 in a matter of 4 tries in normal mode.

[@diegobrandoalternateuniver2585]

I hear JoJo references

[@dhrSteen]

hey man. will you upload the DDLC eurobeat version you made?

[@thekingshussar1808]

im trippin bullletssss

[@siyacer]

hehe

[@worldx1091]

Hello there.

[@user-25352]

19:15 isn't being trapped a good opportunity to bomb?

[@jacobdelacruz558]

He probably forgot lol

[@Azrielfiend]

git Gud

[@elephantt2077]

I want to buy this game but it's not on Steam yet 😭

[@noxy281]

Just get it from the moriya shrine if you haven't already

[@renka-chan9213]

download link?

[@Lar_me]

moriyashrine.org/files/file/13-touhou-6-koumakyou-the-embodiment-of-scarlet-devil/

[@jeweltara]

atleast you didn't play as Marissa ((I dislike Reimu her suffering pleases me))

[@yousefslimani99]

Why You Using a Comic Sans at The Beginning of The Video?! 0:00

[@factionalhitman]

How'd you make this work in windows 10?

[@silkenemperor]

1:28 quit whining. They literally respawn.

[@jacobdelacruz558]

But there's a limited amount you can kill

[@bxbutter5332]

Eoorthboond is 10x harder *xd*

[@starofafrika8780]

begone

[@fraylord1379]

B E G O N E R E I S E N Y O U T H O T

[@starofafrika8780]

n o u

[@benjamincurran5799]

Agree to disagree

[@benjamincurran5799]

This game on Lunatic Mode is *the* equivalent of dodging rain

[@clen9329]

where did you downloaded it?

[@OkamiKai6980]

I think Moriya Shrine.

[@limyangxuan]

Was it my imagination or your version is different.

[@petergriffin1331]

Dont you noticed someting on meiling? She looks like kakyoin