What if an Undertale fan played Touhou?

THE ENTIRETY OF THIS VIDEO IS ALL A JOKE, A SATIRE, AND IT'S NOT INTENDED TO OFFEND/CRITICIZE UNDERTALE PLAYERS AT ALL. Thank you for your attention.
see my depressive tweets right here: / its_emkyu
Edit: wtf, 3000 views? seriously?
Edit-edit: This really blew up, I wasn't expecting that.