Laughed so hard at the guy who ran into the garage door
@treyvon44442 жыл бұрын
Lmfao hell yeah💀
@Kell40882 жыл бұрын
That’s going to leave a mark…
@N1611n2 жыл бұрын
Me too🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bananasInpajamas3582 жыл бұрын
@Jeb Kerman That is kind of the point of these videos
@treyvon44442 жыл бұрын
@@bananasInpajamas358 right lmao. He will live. He's gonna laugh at it when he look back at the video
@matthewlswanson2 жыл бұрын
The dog licking the pizza is why I don't trust the food of people who have animals in the house.
@BigWill1482 жыл бұрын
I've been around dogs all my life and even I was calling them nasty for that. All of the dogs and cats I've had were trained to stay off the counter entirely and to stay out of the kitchen when someone is cooking.
@Paganizondaf6502 жыл бұрын
Relax, it was in the oven after that
@LinusPendinus2 жыл бұрын
I used to work for a woman who allowed her cats to lick the butter pat on the table. Then she'd laugh and just scrape off a layer, I'm like, no ta, I'm suddenly vegan.
@johncoops68972 жыл бұрын
That pizza licking was absolutely disgusting. I would have thrown the whole thing away after that. YUK... just gross.
@mattb23892 жыл бұрын
1:03 He couldn't actually be surprised by this result. It was just a question of which window he was going to put the ball through.
@Neil_SM2 жыл бұрын
Right, wtf could you possibly be expecting when swinging a golf ball straight towards at least 5 windows.
@RareGlue2 жыл бұрын
Stupid was written all over the place in that clip.
@fleatactical73902 жыл бұрын
The white Crocs was a premonition.
@traceydamon20232 жыл бұрын
Bruh there was no way he could have missed a window there😅😂
@mattsmith52842 жыл бұрын
I work at a golf course and I've seen some crazy s***
@hXcHector2 жыл бұрын
The cat screaming along with the owner at 7:11 is the best!
@RedGame20242 жыл бұрын
7/11
@slaydesantis2942 жыл бұрын
Awws..poor kitty! LOL..it was hilarious
@comdam2 жыл бұрын
@@RedGame2024 not 7/11 its 7:11
@myusernameisthisduh2 жыл бұрын
@@comdam Wooooosh
@comdam2 жыл бұрын
@@myusernameisthisduh what
@noosebrother2 жыл бұрын
imagine being a failarmy editor.. having to blur the drunken over-exposure and copyrighted music i can understand. the naughty words are so so, but now having to blur bottles and glasses the contents of which are implied with the actions of the people is so far beyond me i find it a funny fail in its own right.
@nocontent41422 жыл бұрын
In a few years they blur the whole screen
@Anonymous-yk9km2 жыл бұрын
The censorship on this channel is pretty cooked
@bakhaa2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to KZbin, where you can post whatever you want as long as I agree.
@dead_head2 жыл бұрын
They really didn't used to be this way. KZbin has kinda fucked them over.
@discoholic2 жыл бұрын
But why? Law or policy has changed?
@xlrplayz2 жыл бұрын
The guy running into the garage will become a certified classic. Change my mind.
@scrappydoo78872 жыл бұрын
It needs to be a gif lol
@ferrety28102 жыл бұрын
OUCH
@user-xu2pi6vx7o2 жыл бұрын
Why would I do that when you are correct?
@professionalname52982 жыл бұрын
That could have killed him
@davidg1792 жыл бұрын
Telling your dog no, and continuing to let them do whatever it is they’re doing that’s wrong is absolutely the best form of being responsible.
@ymaneboubleh37982 жыл бұрын
that's not the worrying part. Dogs often like their asses and balls, of their own and of other dogs......
@OKflyboy2 жыл бұрын
If you're talking about the dog eating the cheese off the pizza, I think what's worse is they're going to end up serving that pizza to someone... Ew...
@davidg1792 жыл бұрын
@@OKflyboy Thank you. See, I’m glad I’m not the only one who finds that problematic.
@OKflyboy2 жыл бұрын
@@davidg179 oh you're definitely not the only one. I have dogs, and I love my dogs, but that's just plain disgusting.
@grimchan2 жыл бұрын
She was giving the poor dog mixed signals for sure and teasing with that cheese. My dog is an absolute nut for cheese and is the best beggar I know so when I'm using cheese but don't want to share I hide it from his view😂😂 also I hope that pizza was hers😬
@treyvon44442 жыл бұрын
2:25 he fell threw the roof and they aint say a damn word or move lmao
@CCCPMetalWarrior2 жыл бұрын
Poor kid
@barneylegend10232 жыл бұрын
I burst out laughing 😂
@treyvon44442 жыл бұрын
@@barneylegend1023 they didn't care at all lol
@barneylegend10232 жыл бұрын
@@treyvon4444 hehe
@joshuaclemente22212 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jgallagher30312 жыл бұрын
You should totally do a full segment called "Drunk Girls vs. high heels"!
@Karma_andSage2 жыл бұрын
At some point it's smarter to just go barefoot
@772amanda2372 жыл бұрын
The girl laughing into her red shot all over her face gets me every time I see it 😅
@LHyoutube2 жыл бұрын
@Jeb Kerman - Really? I don't get that impression from it. What makes you say that?
@Batnano2 жыл бұрын
she's used to get facials
@gerardog45672 жыл бұрын
@@Batnanoo_o that's enough internet for you today
@Batnano2 жыл бұрын
@@gerardog4567 cope
@kenetickups6146 Жыл бұрын
@@Batnanoterminally online
@annaj96532 жыл бұрын
at 7:10, it looks like both her AND the cat screamed and i'm LOSING it 🤣
@fallenmercury2 жыл бұрын
The amount of people who try to swing on an unattached stripper pole is mind blowing. Thanks for always making me feel smart Fail Army!
@robertgriffin6622 жыл бұрын
You think by know with all those vids out there that it wouldn't be a thing anymore!
@jaythewolf72162 жыл бұрын
@@robertgriffin662 yeah no kidding like damn how many people have to break their asses and their stuff with them before people stop. but but hear me out it is pretty funny to see them fall.
@023djg2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha this is exactly what I said to my friend
@scottmcshannon6821 Жыл бұрын
the pole is for their girl friend and she weighs 105, he weighs in at 250 and has always claimed he would never need physics in real life. well, he obviously never USED physics.
@Aidan_Eh2 жыл бұрын
that last girl fell on her face sooooo hard.. she definitely stayed home for at least 2 months after that face scraping ... lmfaooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@britishginge44742 жыл бұрын
7:12 the cats face 😂
@ngairehodge85662 жыл бұрын
Ol' girl trying to walk in those heels into the club, superb! Hahaha!
@Herbie112 жыл бұрын
"Hey! You want to come over for some pizza?" The pepperoni and dog spit one? NO THANKS!
@johncoops68972 жыл бұрын
They blur out alcoholic drinks... yet leave that clip uncensored. I was sick in my mouth watching that. Not a fail.. that was absolutely gross.
@kevinbarretto8762 жыл бұрын
Lmao, dude at 2:09 didn't even care about his buddy punching the other person and just zooms into the "69" to top it off
@Silver_Swan_MK22 жыл бұрын
i see your a man of culture as well
@dreadnoughtus25982 жыл бұрын
3:05 - THAT KNEE TREMOR. LMFAO WTF!!??
@llamasugar54782 жыл бұрын
Generally not amused by people hurting themselves, but dang, some of these folks *earned* it!
@Fogmeister2 жыл бұрын
Hits golf ball directly towards car. Is surprised when golf ball hits car. Intelligence is not this guy’s strong point.
@ORflycaster2 жыл бұрын
And two houses. There was a high probability of hitting something..
@macquelvansteeter4122 жыл бұрын
Hits car *surprised Pikachu face*
@infinity3jif2 жыл бұрын
the cat had a heart attack 7:10
@gabbie31742 жыл бұрын
How many of y'all wanna bet she still served the pizza?🤢
@FreestylePYRO12 жыл бұрын
Oh 100%
@Batnano2 жыл бұрын
imagine throwing away a perfect pizza just cuz a dog lick a little LOL
@Jarrrrrret2 жыл бұрын
She probably makes out with her dog too. People are disgusting
@Jarrrrrret2 жыл бұрын
@@Batnano that dog licks its own ass hole. You better believe I’m throwing away that pizza lmao
@AboveEmAllProduction2 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't?? Lol its burning in the oven at like 250c, for 15 minutes. Trust me it's fine
@sirkkuhn71282 жыл бұрын
THE CAT..!! THE CAT from 7:11.... OMG, LOL, nah: ROFL honestly. Look at that scared cat - it lost at least one life. Absolute highlight to me ;)
@LinusPendinus2 жыл бұрын
It's a comfort to know there are this many fools in the world, doing it for all of us.
@pluto23972 жыл бұрын
The guy who smashed the car window absolutely shit himself 😂🤣😂🤣 the look of fear in his eyes was real
@jedi36mindtricks2 жыл бұрын
1:06, what did he expect to happen? Lol
@npraeda2 жыл бұрын
3:12 No one talks about the clothes-drying rack who doesnt move with this wind ?
@namename31302 жыл бұрын
No because its utterly unremarkable, clothes are heavy and the wind only has a relatively small area to push on
@j3tt4362 жыл бұрын
It’s in a lower pressure area
@richardknows67632 жыл бұрын
It's in a different time zone....it'll fly away later
@daveslave78582 жыл бұрын
nasa conspiracy
@maryroseingrid2 жыл бұрын
It’s cause the clothes are wet and heavy..
@Zarzunaba2 жыл бұрын
that dude kicking in the door totally got me. I'm still chuckling😂
@aaronbuckwalter962 жыл бұрын
0:44 - Can't beet that clip. Hilarious
@donniev81812 жыл бұрын
Some BIG TIME fails in today's video! Dude and the garage door was hilarious!
@jedi36mindtricks2 жыл бұрын
That was pretty funny but had to have hurt pretty bad lol
@ramridersusa6 ай бұрын
It's hard to believe these incredible moments actually happened. Simply incredible!
@CatherineDoII2 жыл бұрын
5:40 that was the sweetest No I have ever heard. 🥰
@smokelottagrass2 жыл бұрын
3:53 Even when blurred, I know that's Resident Evil 7. Even more obvious because of her reaction LOL
@katelynmmcb2 жыл бұрын
7:11 EVEN THE CAT SCREAMED 😂❤️
@RandomVideos-re9ux2 жыл бұрын
bru this is one of the most brutal compilations geeez
@QuartzEvolution2 жыл бұрын
7:09 the cat screamed too 😆
@G--qq2bo2 жыл бұрын
I love watching drunk ladies XD
@renanleitemagalhaes2 жыл бұрын
2:31 when your whole life passes in front of you
@barnestim2 жыл бұрын
When alcohol is the drug, we laugh....
@TheFreakedoutduck2 жыл бұрын
7:10 he scared the cat too lol
@callanmurphy98072 жыл бұрын
"Warning...no idiots were majorly harmed during filming" 😆 🤣 smartest thing I seen in the video was the trampoline, at least it ended up flipping itself the right way up haha
@AlejoElConejo2 жыл бұрын
3:28 "Why still here? Just to suffer?"
@favrerules042 жыл бұрын
"OH MY FACE!" - Linda Belcher
@SimonB.2 жыл бұрын
One of the best compilations in a long time 😆some hard fails in here
@michalaleskandr39852 жыл бұрын
2:17 that's definite brain trauma... mainly from that concrete... dang.
@Enzo-q1c2 жыл бұрын
7:10 The cat was more scared than the woman
@aaronhenley47412 жыл бұрын
At least the toddler admitted to breaking the window, the other guy looked like he started running to another state.
@alexanderts2 жыл бұрын
1:34 I'm glad he doesn't wear a jockstrap 😁 Or I'm upset... Hmmm...
@albertb23572 жыл бұрын
1:02 WTF did you think was going to happen. Here's your sign
@jonathanwaswrong39172 жыл бұрын
2:09 Punches a woman in the back of the head and scores a 69. Classic.
@Yui-n1s2 жыл бұрын
“Ouch!” Got me rollin 💀
@Arcticninja1232 жыл бұрын
Did they just censor alcohol ?....... yall serious?
@nxtsoaveragejoe66442 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 the dude at 2:10 punching the chick in the back of the head 💀💀💀
@madlogik2 жыл бұрын
Are we now blurring alcoholic beverages? This has gone too far.
@_Siloam_2 жыл бұрын
Is this because of copyright issues?
@madlogik2 жыл бұрын
@@_Siloam_ it would be going too far as well... Blurring people's faces would be more appropriate?!
@_Siloam_2 жыл бұрын
@@madlogik Huh? Did you answer my question?
@daveslave78582 жыл бұрын
they cover up the ginas too :( 5:04
@zaeltrus2 жыл бұрын
They probably cover every branding. If they don’t pay you, why would you give their brand an exposure to millions of people? :)
@tamasnemeth13842 жыл бұрын
7:11 Poor cat. 😔
@portsidebear2 жыл бұрын
7:10, The cats reaction is priceless!
@justrk39802 жыл бұрын
Fail Army are like Daily Dose of Internet I can never get enough
@naomisalama44192 жыл бұрын
The laugh at 5:09 is priceless
@stephenodonovan41682 жыл бұрын
1:58 - That just made the shot in the face 10 times better.
@eggchomp2 жыл бұрын
weirdo
@softcherrycat12342 жыл бұрын
7:11 my favorite part
@matiasromano23022 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold. Thanks for sharing bro. hahhaha....
@treyvon44442 жыл бұрын
How is them guys not laughing at 3:01 lmfao
@Batnano2 жыл бұрын
afraid of SJWs
@treyvon44442 жыл бұрын
@@Batnano i would b rolling definitely if I was drinking already lmao
@Jeremy_Watson2 жыл бұрын
They were probably just confused. I would be trying to figure out if she was trolling me or what.
@treyvon44442 жыл бұрын
@@Jeremy_Watson lol. I would been like is she fr
@Jeremy_Watson2 жыл бұрын
@@treyvon4444 exactly, who tries that hard to wear heels? Haha
@DreamSurferRelaxation2 жыл бұрын
You should get some sleep, and don't stress about everything going on in the world, or what you are going through. Don't dwell on things from the past, don't stress on your future. Just live your life, because you only get one. Do whatever makes you happy, not what other people want from you. For me, I'm gonna wake up tomorrow morning, get hit the gym, and cherish life for the amazing blessing that it is. I hope you do the same and have an amazing day as well!
@tekarock2 жыл бұрын
I just realised that if there was no alcohol and drunk people we would not have many Fail Army 🥺🤔😀
@fleatactical73902 жыл бұрын
Oh, oh yes we would.
@BobMonkeypimp2 жыл бұрын
There's over 300 million Americans to laugh at...
@ivankinakin723110 ай бұрын
4:25 “JOE!” Gets me every time
@Motion_Erick2 жыл бұрын
Yall saw the way the cat screamed, that Had me rolling over! Go to 7:10 of this clip!
@shellyiw25552 жыл бұрын
Watch these drunk, I’m telling youuu😂
@AdamGoldswain2 жыл бұрын
Really why 😂🤷🏻♂️ nice profile pic btw
@andjel2 жыл бұрын
not proud of it, but I haven't laughed this much for a while
@NDB-AK2 жыл бұрын
I feel like drunk women in heels is equivalent to apes slinging shit at each other.
@chuckdraper77762 жыл бұрын
1:03 He was shocked that he hit the window with the golf ball. It would have been more shocking had he missed a window.
@Whippetiggy2 жыл бұрын
The girl who dropped the three glasses then fell onto all the broken glass 😮 That must of been one hell of a gash they blanked out 😂
@johncoops68972 жыл бұрын
It cut her from front to back!
@WishIWasWildRandy2 жыл бұрын
It's so very important to blur out and censor alcoholic drinks. Liquor is the devil's water 🤣
@UPTHETOWN2 жыл бұрын
Everyone is entitled to their opinion, however idiotic it may be
@WishIWasWildRandy2 жыл бұрын
@@UPTHETOWN Boy howdy if you took me seriously you're sipping from the fountain of fools 😂
@statementleaver80952 жыл бұрын
Cannabis the Herb God made Kills 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Apparently nothing wrong with trading a Vigina for an Arsehole though😱😱😱
@hilarys34052 жыл бұрын
KZbin policy. Showing people drinking alcohol gets the video and potentially the channel demonetized.
@WishIWasWildRandy2 жыл бұрын
@@hilarys3405 sooooo you're saying they crack down on alcohol being shown in a KZbin video? Better go talk to tipsy bartender and the whiskey tribe.
@renatoilsonhunninghausencl58792 жыл бұрын
INCREDIBLY FUNNY....KEEP THE GOOD WORK...
@thumperjdm2 жыл бұрын
"How a drunken Saturday night turns into a Monday morning chiropractor visit." -most of these videos
@shayleenparrett20352 жыл бұрын
Another great video reminding me why i don't drink. Because I'm uncoordinated as it is.
@edbrown20612 жыл бұрын
How much you wanna bet that lady still served that pizza even after her dog did that.
@ORflycaster2 жыл бұрын
Heat is supposed to kill the coodies isn't it? :D
@trelyles15832 жыл бұрын
Uncooked pizza, it's going into the oven. It's fine.
@johncoops68972 жыл бұрын
@@trelyles1583 - So if the CCTV footage showed the PizzaHut guy licking your pizza, or rubbing is genitals in it, before cooking it... you'd be OK with that?
@trelyles15832 жыл бұрын
@@johncoops6897 first off how would I even access the footage? Secondly that's someone's genitals. A dog's mouth is more sanitary than a man's balls.
@troye.13092 жыл бұрын
ANOTHER 👍🏻 to FailArmy for some more great vids!
@MerseyBlood2 жыл бұрын
2:24 killed me off for some reason lol
@pjotrtje0NL2 жыл бұрын
Just like a dr. No seat ;-)
@XanderMorse-i7m11 ай бұрын
THAT BOWLING BALL AND THE GUYS BALLS BRO!!!1🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jpa2blue2 жыл бұрын
I'm losing it at 6:52. Those guys looked like crash test dummies. X-D
@dr.robertbennett34522 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@radgurke2 жыл бұрын
i love the reactions of the ringer in the video😂
@Birdhouse20002 жыл бұрын
Thank god you blurred out the alcohol and resident evil 7. My tender soul otherwise couldnt handle these hilarious little clips.
@AtheistOrphan2 жыл бұрын
It’s ridiculous isn’t it?
@donaldleroy65022 жыл бұрын
Can't believe ANYBODY would trash a delorean like that
@DarkFrozenDepths2 жыл бұрын
Dat moment when you want to take shelter from a storm.... And then you get clothes-lined by a garage door.
@darkbladex99222 жыл бұрын
0:44 so funny lol.
@CJSeedge2 жыл бұрын
Imagine having to blur out someone playing Resident Evil 7 in VR.
@leonsus93172 жыл бұрын
I know right? Even blurring out liquids in unmarked glasses, and cups? Fail Army used to not be this way.
@richardthomas36972 жыл бұрын
It’s because of copyright, sponsorship rules and product licensing rules, nothing FailArmy can do about it
@lukeshaw42872 жыл бұрын
That guy running into the garage is the best.
@karlmoles65302 жыл бұрын
Few serious injuries here. The girl that fell in all the broken beer glasses. Ouch
@mikek76602 жыл бұрын
I know right. I was cringing in 2nd hand pain from a bunch of these. Not funny at all. Especially seeing people smack their heads on pavement, and glass breaking. Man
@karlmoles65302 жыл бұрын
@@mikek7660 I guarantee that poor girl got carved up badly unless she had ungodly luck
@button4boy2 жыл бұрын
Oooh is that what they were? I had absolutely noooo idea since FailArmy blurred them out to protect our innocent minds. Thank goodness you were able to let me know what it was... Haha
@MilahanPhilosophersCorner2 жыл бұрын
That dog eating the pizza is why you don't eat at other people's home..
@S1X_Bucks2 жыл бұрын
Drunk couple that hit her man with the screen door left their car on and door open after driving home drunk.
@Whoozerdaddy2 жыл бұрын
But how do you know? They were only drinking blurs all night.
@Robkinggozer2 жыл бұрын
The one at the end. Saying oh nooo! Thinking oh yeees!
@superjboy162 жыл бұрын
2:27 Why did they just keep filming, it's like nothing happened. lol
@GiacomoBoschi2 жыл бұрын
We will never know his fate. 🤷
@originelltnamn2 жыл бұрын
Incredible compilation proving why insurance companies have trust issues....
@specters95952 жыл бұрын
This was enough to make my day
@metr0n0me12 жыл бұрын
Must have been a bad day.
@specters95952 жыл бұрын
@@metr0n0me1 fr fr
@woodrax2 жыл бұрын
3:10 - Little black and white dog is like, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
@javiercerezalanton81722 жыл бұрын
The cut roof car one makes me laugh so hard i cried by playing It over and over
@jonkirkwood4692 жыл бұрын
Agreed. The guy in the backseat looked like a crash test dummy.