002: Weird BuzzFeed stories, we did the weather, and... deez nuts?

[@alex-rw2yg]

The sponsor break with no sponsor is so fucking funny to me idk why

[@lu-xf3ij]

My biggest takeaway from this episode is that Mari is an absolute fucking badass

[@oooh19]

Yea it must be awesome to be around Shane Ryan and their buddies on the regular

[@partlyironic]

THE CHOICE TO LEAVE THE CUTS IN TO GO TO BREAKS WITH NO SPONSORS IS SO GOOD LMAOOO

[@cattlin6957]

I want a cross-stitch of every sentence that comes out of Steven's mouth

[@venus189]

All of them. Just pure comedy gold

[@headintheclouds4571]

He’s so uniquely cross-stitchable 😭😂

[@rionaevans2803]

Weyhey cross stitch crew 😂

[@ceciliafrancesa6265]

Watcher cross stitch for life!

[@Cinnamarollin]

I’m crying at both Steven being stuck on a cruise with a super fan and Ryan and Mari pushing through a 16 mile bike ride through the hills of France, not wanting to admit it was a bad idea 😂

[@IsThisThePrizeIveWaitedFor]

I love how Ryan really gets into the nitty gritty of the human psyche. Like when we are the ones to come up with a plan that goes awry, we stubbornly refuse to admit it. Or maybe it’s just us petty prideful people who can relate 😁

[@kaycem]

the bike story is so fucking relatable tho 😅

[@-Luma]

the transition into no sponsor has me HOOTING

[@michaelhashimoto1650]

I was about to type, “I was promised a deez nutz…” comment in the wrap up & then Ryan got me.

[@cryptiddy]

He got all of us

[@odetothe8]

“that’d be like Shane & I if we were animals” immediately after “THAT’S RIGHT” lol no hesitation whatsoever and i live for it

[@fogstarmoss]

I have to say, as a French, the idea of taking a city bike to a different country is hilarious.

[@emilylawson5256]

I had 4 classmates in high school that were stuck on that poop cruise Shane mentioned. While they were on the news having the worst time pooping in plastic bags and eating onion sandwiches, on our classroom whiteboard we had a drawing of a ship with stick figure versions of them on it saying “help us” and tally of the days they were stuck out there. It was kinda messed up

[@Ellen-wi6fz]

Lmao

[@jessicaleser8822]

😂😂😂😂

[@nat-fj4cf]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS MENTION ‼️‼️‼️

[@kcjade5221]

COLIN ROBINSON

[@intheyellowcorner]

I always wanted a dog called Colin Robinson 😂

[@TSfan217]

I’m screaming omg

[@haylie5828]

literally was about to hoot & holler at that point!!! like

[@kylearmstrong21]

Colin Robinson steals that show 😂

[@TheMakeupChair]

Mari is such a badass 🙌 wow!

[@calliope720]

It's only taken two episodes (it really only took one episode, actually) for this to become my favorite podcast. And I mean that not just as a Watcher fan, but a podcast fan in general. I love this, you guys. Also, the absolute fucking cutest moments in this episode: - Steven learning to become human through Tammy - The unabashed joy and wonder in Shane's voice when he says "Christmas markets" - Ryan saying the capybara with a bird on its head is like him and Shane - Shane being so passionate about bird calls, and so good at them - Mari's little face of regret on the train in Monaco (but she was a total badass about the situation) - Everyone's reaction to Ryan's perfectly timed, perfectly planned "deez nuts"

[@ellieyy205]

steven talking about tammy is so cute

[@anabagel_]

Steven learning to slow down and appreciate nature and all the lil things because of his wife is so sweet 🥹

[@Koala.aaaaas]

My cats became super interested when Shane was doing the bird calls lol

[@jennae7903]

Congrats Ryan on successfully landing a deez nuts joke !

[@gkb_wildlife]

Paleontologist and avid birdwatcher here! This episode felt made for me

[@jeremyeagan4442]

All birds are dinosaurs 🦜🦖

[@gkb_wildlife]

@@jeremyeagan4442 yep! I guess that does make me an avid dinosaur watcher as well xD

[@TappedKarma]

I was gonna say, Shane's Cardinal call was very good

[@gkb_wildlife]

@@TappedKarma right? :D

[@lulufoulk599]

Ross from Friends is that you??

[@RockiinChick11]

Not Steven callling dogs Aliens!?! 😂 But also thanks for this podcast! Ive been in need of new content, i appreciate the candid convos!

[@nimocolombia]

Time to get stoned with Steven and drop some deez nuts jokes. Maybe too many spirits, replaced with bongs. Each episode Ryan, Shane get progressively more stoned.

[@morgymae6419]

I would pay so much money to fucking watch this they don't even know

[@Cuddlefeeesh]

They could get a cannabis brand to sponsor!

[@courtneypadgett585]

I would Pay to see this whole channel

[@crysanthos9854]

being from Kentucky, hearing Ryan talk about how he doesn’t know what a cardinal sounds like is a reality altering experience

[@kailoveswooziandyoongi9341]

nothing could make me as happy as hearing Ryan saying good things about Culver's. he didn't try the curds tho and that is frowned upon in my community(the midwest)

[@LearningToLinka]

I love this podcast so much. I’m really struggling with being lonely atm and dealing with a lot of stressful shit and it’s so cosy to watch this. It’s Like that point where you’re comfortable enough with your friends to hang out when you’re feeling kinda crappy and they’re all just talking as you rest and listen and occasionally laugh along with them.

[@emmahackler7462]

I’ve seen every episode of this podcast and this is the funniest one yet

[@JulesKM]

I’m picturing Ryan trying with everything he’s got to hold in that “I told you so!” once they hit their first hill, and Mari probably let him know with one look to keep holding that thought in 😂

[@vfilip130]

This podcast could be 2 hours long and I would watch all of it! Love this so much!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Weird BuzzFeed Stories? I’m all ears. I bet there’s a compendium of them.

[@caseyleeangus]

Watch them get sponsored by Dee's Nuts 😂

[@Bund___Germs_Bund]

I love how Ryan brings up the "Why sitting like that? Scared to show pig?" thing and then all three of them start sitting that way. 😆

[@redandpurple317]

Steven and Ryan : let's talk about married life ! Shane, also married : actually shut up we're talking about bird noises

[@kaycem]

i genuinely thought steven was the most normal one. until now.

[@MeganSin]

I didn’t realize they appeared in my local news until I was walking past the living room tv that my parents were watching and there they were! I love it!

[@bobbyjayy_]

I agree with Shane about learning animal/bird noises. Squirrels actually have a weird chirp or TRILL lol. Originally I thought it was a bird. Once you know what they sound like, you tend to hear or see them more often. Good topic! Lol you guys should do comment topics for like the last 5 min of the show🤷🏽‍♂️😂🙏🏽

[@IsThisThePrizeIveWaitedFor]

Loved the bike story from Ryan. The parts of a trip when things go wrong and you’re sweating bullets is no fun while you’re going thru them, but they are always the most memorable parts of trips and you almost always look back on them fondly.

[@BootsieRosenweig]

Just for Steven, who wants to see animal friends: PBS has a recurring short-term show called Spy in the Ocean. A recent episode was filmed of sea creatures working and playing together. It felt like watching a Disney movie. One episode showed dolphins playing with whales. It’s not a bird on the head of a Capybara, but it’s close.😉

[@bradygee]

I love being a Watcher Podcasts Pod Watcher Listener

[@fallingstars360]

I have to tell you guys, Thank You so much for getting into the Podcast world. I am a super commuter going up to LA (I have 2 - 2.5 hour drives one way on work days) and this is the content I need to sustain me.

[@carolynthomas7693]

I am so happy, this just released when I sat down for lunch!!

[@RomeoNJulietLostTheGame]

❤ Requesting Lim be in the center and that the book case moved over so it isn’t blocking the Watcher on the wall… maybe a shelf instead lol sorry the composition is bothering me 😂 Love the pod thank you for the extra content ❤

[@roxanneharvey8098]

Ryan's bit at the end had me literally applauding. Love this show. Love watcher.

[@TappedKarma]

Steven is really just listening to this podcast like the rest of us 🤣

[@morgancrosby4190]

Do it for the “Berry of it all” is so funny.

[@MSinger4472]

I loved Steven's story about his wife and their walk. I thought it was very touching. And Ryan, for Culvers you need to try their cheese curds and concrete mixers.

[@allisonmb1930]

Culver’s fries in the Wisconsin cheddar sauce.

[@heather6544]

Colin Robinson being a yo-yo master 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ksrichy008]

When I was in high school our marching band took a trip to Dublin, Ireland for the St. Patrick's Day parade and appeared on the Today Show. Al Roker rushed up to the drum major to interview while she was marching backwards conducting the band at the same time.

[@fritz._.editz2024]

Ryan truly done did gotten with deez nutz that left Shane shooketh.

[@asmrkitten5847]

Every time i hear that change of topic noise, im gonna be secretly happy that i was there at its inception...

[@Cheddarcheese-]

I dont think I have the energy to talk to a shane and a ryan for 1 hour, they constantly have ideas they throw into each others sentences, its so funny xD Love them all

[@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf]

"This is actually happening" is amazing they did like a 5 part series on the rancho tehama shootings, and it is so inspirational and harrowing. i unironicaly said, "Oh my god did you survive" while the person was literally telling there story.

[@brendanowicki3821]

Kind of shocked Ryan’s never been on a Disney cruise

[@megancurrey5623]

i need these to be longer 😢

[@FairyGrahamCrackers]

I love that Shane brought up the poop cruise because I think of that every time cruise ships are mentioned. The poop cruise is one of my special interests at this point. It’s one of the more fun cruise ship mishaps

[@kalenamyers3235]

Cruise mishaps is a weird niche interest of mine (which is weird because I also love going on cruises), but the poop cruise and the logistics around how it happened are so interesting! The story of the Costa Concordia is also one that I rewatch a lot.

[@JezzebelXeno]

I don’t hear people talk about what we do in the shadows often so this is really nice

[@arlenedeane8455]

They should have the wives on one episode! I would love to hear their interactions as well 😊

[@brentdunn3061]

Matt Berry is such a legend, Mighty Boosh, IT Crowd, Toast of London, and thats not even factoring in his music career.

[@AntoinettexKitten]

Faaatttthhheeerrrr

[@brentdunn3061]

@@AntoinettexKitten Speak, priest!!

[@morgancrosby4190]

I’m so glad Ryan got Shane. Worth it.

[@krisredd2973]

Shane wanting to go on a Viking cruise down the Donau is absolutely hilarious, no one under the age of 60 goes on those. They have trivia contests, shuffleboard, and schnapps tastings; he'd love it.

[@trishatherese8198]

I just saw the news clip Kieth was such a fun guy loved the atmosphere between u guys

[@swguygardner]

Thank you so much for introducing me to K-Strass, the yo yo master XD

[@personamatcha3798]

26:17 this might be the cutest thing i've ever heard

[@abbypatten1577]

for an upcoming pod watcher- can we PLEASE hear about how ryan and mari got on ant man quantum mania?!!! i would love to hear that story

[@slaughterparks]

the pause for ads but then no ads playing is so funny

[@thedrewsephYT]

Loving this podcast. I don’t do any usually, but this one cracks me up. Keep up the good work boss men!

[@FluidoftheDruids]

They SURE WERE on the morning news here in the Twin Cities! I was SO EXCITED when I saw you guys!

[@Nicolelyn333]

It’s about time you guys have a podcast. Please never stop! You guys are the best.

[@faureamour]

Just found the podcast. As a wisconsin girl, I can confirm that I was heartbroken when Ryan hated on Culver's in the first ep. Loved Shane defending it. However, I really appreciated the follow-up. I've not given the chicken tenders as much consideration because I love the patty melt, but I agree that they are tasty. Happy update. ❤

[@user-bq6py6ur3n]

Steven is the MVP of this podcast so far. His story about his wife was very sweet. Let the man talk!

[@marywaugaman8357]

adore the shadows talk

[@jessicaleser8822]

I knew about the energy vampire/yo-yo master😂😂😂😂 i love that shane loves it

[@neetnella]

35:04 crinkle cut fries at culvers 🤠

[@saraha4235]

Loving the new podcast!

[@mmmomiji]

I think the reason why I like these podcasts is because I enjoy seeing my boys on the screen together, like in Too Many Spirits

[@danamartin8286]

I adore What We Do In theShadows. The energy vampire. Hilarious!

[@christinelawless4496]

i want a buzzfeed tell-all!! plz :)

[@thatgirl9532]

Love how Tammy made Steven into more of an actual human 😂

[@jamhorne]

I'm so happy this is back!!

[@LeopardLadyVintage]

That closer was amazing.

[@johnmoreland6089]

This could have been 3 hours long and I still would have wanted more. Fun job, guys!

[@oriannalynn]

My comfort people, i love you all ❤

[@Destanyxoxo]

Thank you for doing a podcast. I need audio content o listen to at work.

[@lady_kluck]

I didn't know that bird call was a cardinal! I just learned a new fun fact. I immediately recognized Shane's impression lol. Also that was kind of Steven's wife to help that hummingbird!

[@Cyn2313]

Omg you guys are together!!!! Yes!!! I missed yall on buzz feed 🥹

[@carlatownsend7740]

Love that Ryan got the buffalo chicken tenders! They are my favorite fast food tendie!

[@jessicaannekovalick]

I just moved to LA and the hummingbirds is one of the first things I noticed! We put out a hummingbird feeder on our balcony and they visit sooo many times during the day!

[@fritz._.editz2024]

I second Ryan on his take of Culver's tendies. Truly some of the best tendies in the game BUT he should've gotten cheese curds😔

[@jeremyeagan4442]

also, the pot roast sandwich is to die for

[@browncorsair]

i have long been a lover of culver's chicken tenders, but its an absolute tragedy that ryan didn't get cheese curds. he would have loved them. now i'm craving culvers but i'm away at college and there aren't any around :((

[@freelettuce]

exactly!!! also the cheese sauce is essential to the fries and i think he missed out on that too

[@LovelyIKnowx]

Culver’s chicken tenders are legit my favorite tenders ever. So so SO good

[@phibs2276]

I've spent many a summer vacation biking through Europe with my parents. Ryan's story awoke a lot of memories in me. We definitely pulled similar stints, took way too long routes, missed trains, even took the bikes on a bus definitely not made to carry bikes. I command their bravery and that they pulled through it with their relationship intact. I definitely considered putting myself up for adoption regularly 😂

[@Whispering_goddess]

It was so great seeing you do the weather in Minnesota :) I'm sad I missed your live show, had the flu, but maybe next time!

[@Gnye]

Al Roker’s cousin is Lenny Kravitz

[@zoewood555]

I saw the news segment! Made me happy that the host was a fan 😊

[@rdfjfgjyfdhfghy67456]

Steven needs a dedicated segment i feel, his vibe is so mellow.

[@JoseNate]

Was waiting for thisss 👏🏻

[@soshiangel90]

this is how I learn that that chirpy whistle I hear randomly outside...is a cardinal lmao

[@HannahKane]

Honestly impressed by Shane's cardinal song

[@coldmir1258]

nah nah Steven i totally get you on the optimization. usually walks for me are all about the steps and the talking and then there's my sister yesterday making photos of every fall-painted leave she can find. she's a biology major so that explains it ig but damn is it boring to just wait for her

[@GarbyGames]

I love the podcast… the bookshelf covering watcher on the wall drove me crazy though 😂 looking forward to the next episode

[@meganashlea]

We did an Alaska cruisetour (cruise + land tour to Denali/Fairbanks) this past summer and it was fun! Expensive but definitely we’re able to see a lot of bucket list items. We only had 3 sea days so it wasn’t too claustrophobic. Having a balcony helped with that too. The kids had a lot of fun too even though we did a Princess cruise so very few kids on board.

[@acorbett5103]

Been watching Shane and Ryan since og BuzzFeed ghost vids! And still watching and supporting! Love the pod! ❤

[@foundnemo5]

as a culvers chicken tender stan i’m so happy theyre getting the attention they deserve

[@danielgarza7707]

Y’all should do a movie recommendation segment!🍿

[@IsThisThePrizeIveWaitedFor]

I would love this! Especially cuz Shane and Ryan are cinephiles

[@SpookyMaMa0217]

They kind of do on top five beat down I think. I could be wrong though lol