Top 20 Hilarious Action Movie One Liners

[@WatchMojo]

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[@erzaender]

welcome to earth from independence day

[@MamaPinks]

Why aren't you guys doing the "honorable mentions" lately; they're a lot better than the ad 😤

[@adamhoward1408]

Yippee ki yay motherfucker from die hard franchise EZ from hardcore Henry Frak you later frankenpuss from mystery men I'm not locked in here with you you're locked in here with me from watchmen Dead or alive you're coming with me from robocop Dodge this from the matrix I could go On and on if I have to.

[@jimbo9208]

@@MamaPinks there is none for this video

[@cyclopstb]

Well that hit the Spot - The Running Man

[@Kanefan701]

Can we be honest that Schwarzenegger is just so good at leaving hilarious lines when it's just perfect. His sense of humour just works.

[@matthewvorwald7169]

Arnie will always be one of the kings of movie one liners in history.

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

yeah

[@SavageP.9000]

You can't have an action film without cheesy one-liners. It's basically the law. 😂

[@mrmotown313]

That’s true!

[@tezarbaiandana411]

Agree

[@isabelapastoriza9920]

That's so true!

[@htcm038]

❤️🌌🗺🌎🌍🌏 (Chuckles) Hu true d@ Ahh

[@nerd9347.]

L.M.F.A.O, preach! *🤣*

[@harrycallan5082]

Schwarzenegger and Bond, the two legends of 1 liners

[@the-engneer]

Don't forget Clint Eastwood! He's the OG of one liners

[@wbond6692]

Bond, not so much *these* days. Let's hope the next one is more Connery and less Craig.

[@AirbenderHawk]

Indeed!

[@harrycallan5082]

Apologies, of course Eastwood as well

[@Camman010]

Did he shoot 6 shots or only 5. Clint Eastwood has the best one liner for that one.

[@leemiller7165]

Snakes on a Plane gets extra credit for having one of the best overdub censoring "I'm tired of these Monkey Flipping Snakes on this Monday Friday Plane"

[@justapeacefulmanwhosbornin7291]

It's been over 10 years since 'The Avengers' came out. MCU Hulk: "Puny God." That's definitely one of my most favorite MCU scenes of all time.

[@josh72456]

@Just A Peaceful Man Who's Born in 1980's not me for one reason it's not the line though.

[@berniethekiwidragon4382]

It was good because of the build-up towards it.

[@josh72456]

@@berniethekiwidragon4382 I don't know.

[@berniethekiwidragon4382]

@@josh72456 I would explain from my point of view, but for possibly spoiling the movie for you in case you have not yet see it.

[@josh72456]

@@berniethekiwidragon4382 I've seen it it's a bad scene.

[@stevegallo8483]

Oh yeah! Piper had to be number 1 on the list! That bubblegum line lived on in the Duke Nukem games. Further, I would have gone with Arnold's "I lied" in Commando after he dropped Solly. For full context, while he was holding Solly over a cliff, Arnold said "Remember when I said I would kill you last?" Solly replied that that was right, he said he would kill Solly last. That got the "I lied" reply.

[@blacki4268]

That one -liner was great!

[@leonedralev3776]

Or "I let him go" after Matrix dropped Sully

[@lupinvash3]

This pleases me as a pro wrestling fan, especially as a big fan of Piper

[@tianapitesr8553]

Just thinking of it the other day!

[@sunnyjohnson992]

I love Commando! Let off some steam Bennett is my favorite. 😃

[@XiaoGoGo]

In the same vein as Nic Cage's "Rocketman", Arnie's True Lies "You're fired."

[@duncancurtis5971]

Scar -Long live the King..

[@warreng675]

Now that hit the spot!

[@bennywark3103]

Some of my favorites from Commando are "don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired." and "remember when I said I'll kill you last, I lied.".

[@djsosonut]

The "I lied" one is the best from that movie. Can't believe they didn't chose that one.

[@cloudstrife1983]

Let off some steam, Bennet

[@CraigTrader]

Last line: "Did you leave anything for us?" "Only bodies."

[@jkenn2011]

"Stick Around," is still funny as shit.

[@SAMJIKASSIM]

hahahaha

[@duncancurtis5971]

Dinner's gonna be cold tonight We're not just gonna let you walk outta here I was born yesterday Swallow this Buckle up bonehead Don't son that gun is loaded And many more.

[@willfromw00tsup29]

"No Ticket." that was a class line! Love Indiana Jones.

[@ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom]

Arnie can have a list of his own. Just for The Running Man alone.

[@eddiejoewalt7746]

WATCHMOJO ALREADY DID A VIDEO ON THAT SUBJECT!

[@mikespearwood3914]

@@eddiejoewalt7746 OK, THANKS FOR LETTING US KNOW!

[@warreng675]

Look at sub-Zero, now plain zero!

[@darian858]

Arnold can have his own list . So many iconic one liners.

[@duncancurtis5971]

Get to the chopaaaaah

[@bjsdemon]

Him and James Bond need their own lists

[@jakeblankenship1408]

One of my favorite overlooked lines is in the Thomas Jane Punisher. When the guy that saved his life says, "Ve con Dios Castle. Go with God" to which he replies, "God's gonna sit this one out." Legendary!

[@justapeacefulmanwhosbornin7291]

Copybat/Brian Douglas: "What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?" Bruce Wayne/Batman: "I'm not wearing hockey pads." That never gets old. LOL

[@mckenziepictures]

Actually, I thought Stallone's line from Demolition Man was good. "You will regret this for the rest of your life...both seconds of it."

[@elliesaint1984]

My favorite is in The Expendables 2 but I don't think it would be considered one-liner when Arnold Schwarzenegger says "my shoe is bigger than this car" 😆 and Bruce Willis replies "oh would you just shut up and shoot something" 🤣

[@roachxyz]

I like at the airport when they use each others one liner.

[@elliesaint1984]

@@roachxyz me too, hearing Bruce Willis say "no, I'll be back, you've been back enough" was really funny

[@zengram]

Arnold can have a list of his own

[@positivanollan6353]

Should have included the line "She always did enjoy a good squeeze" from GoldenEye 😃

[@lonewolfjedi493osswfan]

All these lines are timeless classics and fun fact, the line by Hulk was said by Lou Ferrigno

[@devincreislerstudios]

I’ll have to rewatch these iconic movies!

[@SerathDarklands]

You could fill this whole list with James Bond lines.

[@SerathDarklands]

Thanks for the ♥, WatchMojo!

[@justapeacefulmanwhosbornin7291]

"Consider that a divorce." From the original 'Total Recall.'

[@andrewmurray1550]

thankfully they don't repeat it in that "remake" or whatever the heck it was they were trying to pass off as Total Recall.

[@TRD57]

One of my favorite lines that always makes me laugh is from Total Recall when Arnold's character tore Michael Ironside's character arms off in the elevator and says, "See you at the party Richter!" Not too long after Ironside's character said that to him in a very over confident and douchey way.

[@susancullimore5643]

Total Recall is, like all of Arnie's movies is a treasure trove of one liners including "Consider it a divorce."

[@TRD57]

@@susancullimore5643 I think The Running Man has some good ones too. Amber(main female lead): They think I'm your girlfriend. Ben(Arnold) : I can straighten that out. See that camera up there? I'll strangle you in front of the whole audience.

[@oasis6583]

You could honestly fill this list with just Arnie lines. I just rewatched the Running Man and i think he had about 20 one liners in that movie alone.

[@debbarringer1967]

hulk thrashing loki around is one of my all time favorites

[@josh72456]

@deb barringer I remember being annoyed by that scene because then Loki wheezes.

[@mr.decencykeepinitreal6348]

Gotta love these lines from decent action flicks.

[@chareefanderson5542]

Martin Lawrence Bad Boys - You forgot your boarding pass 😂

[@lhoffmann6537]

I always thought Travens's "Yeah, but I'm taller" was said because Payne had just lost his head, and thus became shorter. I don't see how being taller than Payne gave him much advantage since the were fighting laying horizontally on the roof of the subway car.

[@kevinclapson]

It is, not sure what the writer of this was on about. Same with the "ice skate uphill" line, which is a euphemism for doing things the hard way.

[@billwood7408]

I know this is family friendly, but my favorite one-liner is from the movie "Wanted Dead or Alive". Rutger Hauer plays a bounty hunter and after he finally catches the bad guy he puts a hand grenade in the bad guy's mouth and is leading him along with one finger on the grenade's pin. Just before he turns him over to be arrested he says "F*ck the bonus" and pulls the pin. Love it!!!

[@kudukilla]

My favorite as well, at least someone else remembers it.

[@Zoapman]

Some of these are just beyond golden.

[@rluv4evr]

The one from the movie "They Live" by Roddy Piper. that's the first one that popped into my mind when I saw the title of this upload. Thanx for including it. it is one of the all time greatest funny lines in all movies everywhere.

[@MrGUnit27]

Arnie one-liners deserve their own list. I think "you're fired" from True Lies definitely got snubbed

[@ericseitzler81]

Arnold and Bruce Campbell could dominate this list if comedies were allowed.

[@zolartan4442]

Loki's "reply" as it were to "Puny God" was hilarious. That wheeze....

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

Great Video! *This list is amazing*

[@MrLProductionsOfficial]

I really enjoy this line in The Expendables 2 when Jason Statham is in a church and says "I now pronounce you husband and knife" and stabs the guy. Also, "Let off some steam" is one of the best lines ever lol

[@sailorhathor9705]

I think "Welcome to Earth," should have been higher on the list. It made me LOL in the theater.

[@berniethekiwidragon4382]

I also like the line from Commando, "I let him go."

[@jalabi99]

How about _True Lies_ ? "Did you ever kill anyone?" "Yes, but they were all bad!"

[@johnosbourn4312]

Every time Arnie drops a oneliner, it's really groan worthy, and very funny!

[@blaze556922]

I guess I'm a simple guy because all of these just brought a smile to my face

[@ThatNinjaLes]

How could you not mention, "Now he's just plain zero" when mentioning Running Man?!

[@wbond6692]

There is no way in Hell that WatchMojo will get the best from only a list of 20!

[@Joydeep2000]

Thank you for including "Stick around" 🤣

[@WatchMojo]

Any time!

[@lavenderpants8695]

My favorite is from Undisputed 3 where there is a lot of US/Russian commentary throughout. The American (Turbo) says "where I'm from, there ain't sh*t for free" and the Russian (Boyka) responds "well, where I'm from, everything was for free, and it was all sh*t"

[@rosskerslake2429]

Escape Plan: ‘You hit like a vegetarian’ 😂. Delivered with classic Arnie zing.

[@rafaelmaldonado3514]

PLEASE!!! Make a Schwarzenegger top 20 one lines 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@dashkatae]

My favorite from Total Recall, "See you at the party Richter."

[@TRD57]

Whoops! Sorry bro, I promise I didn't read your comment before I uploaded mines. My bad.

[@jaylene.turner6524]

Love “Austin Powers”!

[@TheWarmachine375]

1:25 Nicholas Cage sent Tony Todd to Mars.

[@saratdas1988]

This is one of the best videos from your channel, if ot THE best.

[@skwisgarskwigelf7191]

Keanu’s other one-liner in Speed was good too. Annie: “Where’s Payne?” Jack: “He lost his head.”

[@nicoleknight9412]

Will Smith's "Welcome to Earth" in "Independence Day" was great. So was his following line: "Now that's what I call a close encounter!"

[@kenflagler635]

Piper's line is so awesome. Didn't he become a good guy on WWF after this movie? What a fun movie.😎😎😎

[@bwedesign]

Should have used a different line from Speed. "Poor people are crazy, I'm eccentric."

[@johnjim6793]

I think the term "one liner" wasn't even a thing before Schwarzenegger.

[@Zurround]

Despite "Hasta La Vista Baby and "I'll be back" being more famous for the franchise my favorite line in the 2nd Terminator movie was when Arnold had just been mutilated by the T1000 and he said "I need a vacation". I NEED A VACATION was PRICELESS. Its what a person says after a really long exhausting day. I hear it sometimes. But it was such an UNDERSTATEMENT. He was MUTILATED, One of his arms was broken off and he says 'I need a vacation". I thought it was more priceless than his more famous one liners.

[@chriscripplercruz1833]

"For me it was a Tuesday" lol not a funny line but the most gangster line ever uttered in film history

[@ericseitzler81]

Yea that line makes the whole movie worth watching.

[@ntobekozeka8926]

“I ain’t got time to bleed” takes the cake for me😂😂😂

[@cpear760]

5:00 Watching Lethal Weapon in the theater, the audience cheered on this scene.

[@bertveilleux1701]

“I’ll be back” will always be #1 in my books.

[@GratefulPrimate]

hahaha Seagal's dead pan "The blood bank" line Roflcopter on the floor I just can't handle it

[@Wrecker3D]

Not exactly a one liner But the scene in the duct with John McClane lighting up his lighter uttering his phrase sarcastically 'Come out to the coast, have a few laughs...' always cracks me up

[@dragonforce627]

I'm glad the "Let off some steam Bennett" line is getting the appreciation it deserves.

[@AirbenderHawk]

WHOO!!!! Starting off with Arnold and Bruce Willis's the best part/

[@sunnyjohnson992]

Sly Stallone as Marion Cobretti: “You’re a disease, I’m the cure!”

[@kudukilla]

Or giving an unconscious criminal the Miranda rights.

[@mattlewandowski7068]

My all time favorite: "you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town "

[@mikemartin8461]

Now you got to do a list of all the bad guys one liner lol great video

[@whitewolf3359]

A few of my favorite lines when James Bond says Shocking , and that’s a name to die for lol. When Arnold says your fired .

[@OkieAllDay]

I always thought the line was "I'm not wearing a hockey mask"

[@rdpruett88]

Arnold Schwarzenegger is the undisputed king of one liners

[@tonygultice]

The TV edit of Snakes on a Plane is just as great... "I've had it with these Monkey Fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"

[@TheWarmachine375]

TFS Nappa: "I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say."

[@ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom]

I Come In Peace (It's called Dark Angel over here) is my fave Dolph Lundgren movie, so it's not entirely forgotten.

[@slimmccoy8863]

Love the film, but my favorite line is: "Touch that again and I'm going to hit you very, very hard"

[@andreanatsuminadeau5608]

Roddy Piper line was even reprised in the english version of the Yu-Gi-Oh animated serie. *strangely that's where I heard it first

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

action movies and one liners go together like PB and J

[@blebhan8213]

The best Bond one liner was by Goldfinger : "I expect you to die."

[@pecos9950]

Glover’s better line is “Nailed ‘‘em both.”

[@freddiemolinajr.8397]

great video

[@OniTan22]

Number 1 is tooooo CLASSIC!!!

[@PK-999]

Talk about a walk down memory lane. If I hadn't first seen these in the cinema at the time I saw them when they hit first hit home video on VHS back last century.....

[@slywlf]

SMH - now I want to re-watch so many of these....but my unseen TBW list is so long already! Fun memories!

[@yirgayemyirgah7820]

John wick: YEAH!!

[@JustTubbyRich]

Smh, I've seen all of these movies... And the Family Guy episode. 🤣

[@armandorosa1550]

Batman The Dark Knight's "Then you're going to love me" should have been on this list.

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

Lethal Weapon: I'm gettin too old for this S***.

[@nowayjose1313]

Take a shot of tequila for every one liner Arnie pulls off in The Running Man and you might not wake up the next morning.

[@blebhan8213]

Stallone from Tango and Cash: "Rambo is a pussy."

[@stephenhill6003]

My all time favorite is Han Solo in a New Hope when he's leaving the cantina; "Sorry about the mess".

[@saramae2516]

First clip in... laughing already after a looooong day at work "goodspeed"

[@arena4933]

I agree bubblegum clip was the only thing that rang in my head real loud when I was young

[@RodH_05]

"I lied." from Commando is my all time favorite.

[@blacki4268]

Where was '...Now he's Plain Zero!' from the Running Man?

[@denisejones6480]

Where's Bruce Willis from Die Hard?

[@andrewmurray1550]

"Welcome to Earth"....and "now that's what I call a close encounter!".

[@ericseitzler81]

I know you said no action comedies but "good bad I'm the guy with the gun"from army of darkness

[@williamsummerson1204]

When it comes to action one liners, Arnold is the Goat.

[@barrellracer]

Kevin Smith paid homage to Indy in Dogma