Water Bottle - Driver's License Parody

Seriously... where does all our stuff (Rodri)go? Still looking for those sunglasses too... 🤔 #parody #driverslicense #kidsloseeverything
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[@alecw3874]

No one: Literally no one: Penn: hold on, I need to put some hair product on.. in the street

[@jurnicasmith2887]

HAHA

[@stephanieobrien9178]

#ADHD logic. I get it dude!!

[@TiarasWorld]

That's ADHD for you

[@eviewesner6231]

Nothing is truly lost unless Mom can't find it.

[@virginiakrueger4780]

truth

[@maddiecregar5964]

This is so true

[@Nan-59]

Amen!

[@jrdale]

And if mom can't find it and buys a replacement, you will magically have two.

[@bigbirdbigbird]

@@jrdale 😂😂😂

[@m.t.decker8442]

Finding the missing thing is easy - Buy a replacement. It will show up. Immediately. Seriously.

[@theholdernessfamily]

why does that always happen?

[@tinydancer7426]

@@theholdernessfamily Because it hears that it has been replaced and says, "Oh Hell No! No new bottle is going to take MY place on the cupboard shelf!"

[@Nan-59]

EVERY. T I M E !

[@kylemichaelsen7374]

It usually waits until you have opened and discarded the packaging for the replacement, so you can't return it. Just to teach you a lesson

[@Nan-59]

@@kylemichaelsen7374 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Skittl1321]

Our neighborhood Facebook often has posts asking if a kid is missing a single shoe. So this is apparently a major issue.

[@gingerslife4856]

But how do you loss shoes?!

[@rainbow_starz5170]

@@gingerslife4856 Kids will throw them out of the car window or throw them out of the stroller while on walks its common.

[@Doublee73]

Kudos to Penn for absolutely NAILING that song’s high registry

[@kellykubicek7037]

Could definitely use a water bottle that says “Please take this and the other 8 water bottles out of your soccer bag!”

[@AskAgainL8ter]

I have some cheap, ugly water bottles that I got at the thrift store. My kids know that if they lose theirs, that’s what they get. Works pretty well.

[@richardmahn7589]

Ugh, that's like when I forgot my water bottle to a hardcore spinning class at my gym and the instructor was like, "That's ok! We wash and reuse the ones people have lost and never claimed!". I took one and felt so weird drinking from a bottle that had wear-n-tear from someone else.... trusted they had washed it, but still made me gag...and made me never forget my water bottle again!

[@coolcucumber201]

@@richardmahn7589 oh my...

[@Ur_local_cryptid]

How can a water bottle be ugly?

[@eaglerage114]

@@Ur_local_cryptid maybe it has the worst possible color combinations on it

[@tinydancer7426]

@@Ur_local_cryptid Dirty, dented if metal, if it has the plastic webbing for shock absorbing it's grimy and torn, polycarbonate is scratched ..... etc. all those kinds of things qualify as "ugly"

[@theyellowdoor8677]

With 7 kids, I'm surprised we still have spoons at all.

[@deaniewinchester]

Its just me and my adult son here and our forks keep running away. Prob is its always me who's lost them. I cleaned my bedroom and found 3 forks 5 spoons and 2 knives

[@Mama_Bear524]

I’m surprised too! I have 3 kids and keep missing them

[@garycasebier7909]

Can relate

[@mja532]

Do u go to therapy This is joke plz don't take it seriously

[@tswishful]

The forks! I swear my parents had one set my whole childhood, and I seriously buy new to replace missing pieces every year or two!

[@traecetullos5254]

My LIFE! My daughter actually lost a shoe yesterday AT the library. Left with two, home with one!

[@tinydancer7426]

How old is she?

[@alisonlaird5696]

This song was gold. Performed with the total finesse required. Well done, yet again, Penn.

[@heatherams2732]

As a classically trained vocalist, I feel Penn has extraordinary vocal range, tone, timber, and musicality! Not to mention creative ability and an impressive theory skills. Particularly, in his accapella vocals in past videos, and a beautiful head voice and falsetto in this song! I also love seeing the dynamics between he and Kim (and the kids). It is so refreshing to see amongst all the negativity and hate there is in the world now!!

[@ritagolden7289]

Easy on the eyes as well 😊

[@FuzzyMonkey95]

One can never have too many water bottles 😂

[@robertp181]

You speak the truth!

[@Bellas_World]

Yes we must have a different water bottle for every day of the year and if we see a cute one at the store we must also get that one

[@scottadler]

Precisely. And a writer can't have too many pencils and sets of multi-colored pens. Pens with one N, not two.

[@FuzzyMonkey95]

@@scottadlerTruth! I love my rainbow pens lol

[@scottadler]

@@FuzzyMonkey95 And there is my collection of reading glasses -- my favorite one is magenta. And I'm a blue suit and black shoes kind of guy.

[@emmasutera2466]

Penn: seven spoons in the back seat Me: she is only holding 5

[@richardmahn7589]

DOH!

[@ellatadros]

LOL I NOTICED THAT TOO

[@matthewsnebold9836]

Probably because they lost the other two while filming.

[@tammylopez9197]

That spoon part got me laughing.

[@irenafarm]

You're singing the song of my people

[@WDWBound]

We have a ridiculous amount of water bottles. Drives my husband insane 🤣

[@madisonbatten9991]

We have no water bottles because they always leak or something they get my backpack soaked

[@Mama_Bear524]

Ugh us too

[@mariamartinusz9699]

Rule 1: You only find missing things, when you are not looking for them. Just let go. (The number of umbrellas I lost on buses is incredible. Had I lost them at home though, I would've only found them after the storm. That's rule 2.

[@paigefrohman5397]

I loved this! It's *brutal* when I lose my things, especially when it comes in a set. *good 4 u* to anyone who can keep track of their stuff, I've got *jealousy, jealousy* to those of you who can. I would be so much *happier* if I could just find that water bottle I lost last fall. I feel like every time I take *one step forward* out of the house I have to take *three steps back* to try and look for my *drivers license* and car keys. I've legit had *deja vu* so often retracing my steps to find something I lost. To my personal belongings, I would have thought me finding you under the couch cushions thirty times would be *enough for you*. Sometimes I wonder if all of my stuff is *traitors* and are currently in someone else's house. If they are, I *hope ur ok* . I bet my non-lost water bottles' *favorite crime* is collecting in a corner of my room and watching me take the walk of shame back to my kitchen to wash them all. *All I want* is my stuff back! The struggle is real!

[@taranolley]

I highly recommend Penn's Car Song, 'glasses, wallet, keys, and phone' before walking out the door. I go through this list almost every time I head out of my house. (The rest of the time, I have to go back inside and get my car keys!) kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZvPdZaAm7ecoqM

[@user-ib1nx6rw3z]

that was beautiful 🥺

[@rainbow_daze]

SOUR!!!

[@richardmahn7589]

Was hoping for an end behind-the-scenes talk about how Penn lost his wedding ring putting on hair product in the street...and if that was real. And did you find the ring if so?

[@mstinamichele]

I don’t recall if that was when he was getting ready for a news segment or something. No. He never found it and has lost more.

[@minimary83]

How about a water bottle that says "don't hoard me" or "clean me when you're through" or "put me away"... I felt every note to this song...

[@melaniedewitt8407]

They made one! It's in their store! Just saw it this morning. It says "please don't lose me" haha

[@davegleason8007]

I’m a high school teacher. The amount of water bottles left in my room and never picked up is crazy. And it’s usually the really expensive kind!

[@rainbow_starz5170]

I CANT AFFORD EXSPENSIVE BOTTLES AND ITS TEMPTING TO TAKE THEM!

[@Onkelreich]

When I see Penn's smiling face, I thought I really should stop hating myself because of ADHD and be positive like him.

[@piiinkDeluxe]

If you haven't, check out his "under the sea" parody of adhd. That gave me a different outlook on the diagnosis.

[@abbylifewithlove]

Me: “ look at how pretty this water bottle is!” My dad; “ it’s $20!” Me: “ I’m buying it * one week later * My dad : “ where’s your water bottle?” Me: “ I don’t know “

[@anthonytony8328]

My Dad would ssy, "Well what did you do with it?" If I knew what I did with it I wouldn't be asking uou. Lol!

[@ellarae1869]

100% facts

[@lisaroper421]

I was waiting for the verse about Kim- as a Mom, it did not disappoint!

[@taeyeonssmile5535]

One of the perks of getting older.... You can't lose things that you don't remember having in the first place. AND, if you find something "hidden away" in a cupboard or under the couch cushions, it's like a pleasant surprise!! Oh, look... a key to the house. I always wanted one of those. 🤣

[@erinaa9486]

Lol you're so cute 😂

[@abbiemills2047]

Seriously though, this is so true haha

[@memorylayne78]

Oh you guys! My 11 year old daughter is obsessed Olivia Rodrigo. This parody was awesome. I also relate to the end. Why do we moms get to be the official finder of lost things?!

[@tinydancer7426]

Because moms are all knowing ...... they know when you are lying so they are supposed to know where your lost things are.

[@pattijohnson997]

You continue to amaze me with your humor, creativity yet reality. Keep ROCKIN' ON.

[@tuggboat4]

They go where that missing sock goes…

[@LADHP]

The missing sock is exactly what I was thinking of through this whole song. And the damn "sock box" of all the missing socks, haunts me!

[@d4b]

"...and they stand out in the Lost & Found...", implying that someone, in fact, DID lose one! :-D

[@lindastewart4565]

Or bother to look in the lost and found

[@ellismiles3563]

This was AMAZING! The harmonies though. Perfect. Love you guys!

[@jeniececollazo7033]

There's nothing better a video from holderness family to put you in a good mood. 😂😂😂

[@michaelcampion7672]

Another lyric could be “I’ve looked in the place you lost it, 5 million times, where the heck did you loose it, oooooooo. I really don’t care I just wanna watch my tv show!” Or, “ Idk where you lost it, let’s just by another one!”

[@Dawn-tv1bk]

My husband was playing with his wedding band and it fell into the steering column of his car. 2 years later it fell out and he put it back on. Of course we had already bought a new one that he also lost. So the old one was still needed. Oh well. 😊

[@wingv313]

🤣 I’m cracking up over Kim asking ‘why were you putting on hair product in the street’🤣 I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣 Ya’ll are too funny-thanks for the laughs😂

[@Kathysvlogchannel]

I feel sorry for Kim! I get it; I have a family full of “losers”, lol.

[@Mama_Bear524]

😂😂😂😂

[@mathewrose2951]

Are you spying on our lives? All of this happens in our house. Our one son has ADHD to explain the thing with his shoes, so that one's on Penn. The silverware thing, though . . . . four kids and NO spoons in the house. What even is that?!? I swear we weren't like this growing up.

[@sunnypeterson8763]

This might be my favorite so far! I think the next parody is the story of Penn doing his hair in the street 😆

[@12srr]

I geeked out when I saw I have both the coveted water bottle at the beginning and the red mini piano! We use the piano for our dogs :) Love your videos!

[@mjgee2713]

The AirPods loss hits home especially hard.

[@emaliecaley9229]

I literally lost my earbuds yesterday. It's like they knew.

[@slipton9797]

I currently have one AirPod. The other one and the case are missing. This happens a couple times a month. And the Find my app doesn’t work for AirPods AT ALL.

[@Frog-ko6uu]

@@slipton9797 Ugh, so true! On AirPods Pro at least Find My works for the AirPods themselves, but I misplace the case all the time when I’m wearing them

[@NielsonLucas]

#RIPAirPods to anyone who lost their AirPods entirely.

[@readerbabe1984]

My family must be incredibly organized. We still use water bottles we got from the NICU when our ten year old was a baby.

[@johnruffing7422]

This video is so relateable. The other day I was like Man I know I have some extra pants around only for them to appear two weeks later. I empathize with the family it's always something you know you have but cannot find

[@sarahmaywoodruff4284]

This is the reason I will not buy wireless eat buds.

[@mariag.8242]

They also look like cattle tags….

[@cheryllemme9332]

Buy the wireless bone conducting ones!!

[@lnwmelon]

You are so creative! Who knew that a song about losing silly things could be so entertaining. 💕💕💕

[@artsfarmstudio6405]

Hooboy, can I relate! Lol, My 2 boys would leave cups, glasses, flatware everywhere. I'd find things in the driveway, under the picnic table, under beds--everywhere. I tried hiding everything except for one each (dish, fork, etc) for the 4 of us, hoping that they'd keep track and wash whatever they needed instead of taking every last one. Nope, didn't work. So I ended up buying plastic cups, dishes, forks & spoons, red for Chris and purple for Jerry (their favorite colors) and told them these things were their own, and whatever they did with them, was on them and that they could decide to keep or lose the stuff. It worked. They liked having the responsibility. Go figure lol. Their 'specialty' though, was the little battery doors on the backs of electronics. They went into the void, never to be seen again. Literally every one of their games, remotes etc had cardboard taped onto the backs.

[@nerdaleestudios2103]

I remember me and my family searching for an hour for our remote my brother lost, and when we bought a new one a couple days later my mom found the first remote under the couch. Now we have two remotes.

[@artemismalos]

We "lost" our remote. I only found it in a drawer later after buying a replacement on Amazon.

[@Seekish0.0]

The fact that Penn put out AIRPODS in the rain 😭😭

[@chriswixtrom6514]

This video instantly became one of my all-time favorites because it's so relatable!!!!!!!!!!!!! And fun to watch!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TrulyYoursKelly]

Very creative idea for a song parody. The father is so very talented with his lyrics and I also like his voice.

[@kreshninathan3653]

When watching the Holderness parodies, I tend not to realize that Penn has such an amazing voice, and whoever in the family is writing the lyrics is so ingenious. We really need to appreciate all the work that goes into these. Thanks for this amazing family-friendly content! P.S: Those high notes are really crazy good! You should actually do a video about your musical career and tips for singing.

[@piiinkDeluxe]

Penn writes the songs. And it usually only takes him like 15 Minutes, it's crazy. 😃

[@beth3853]

This makes me feel so much better about my family! We have lost nearly the exact same things.

[@marionrichardson1523]

This one is my favorite as it is so relatable to my family.

[@paulabundesen9676]

The line about moving out! Oh yeah, you find everything you lost then! When I moved into my new place, I made a where is it file on my computer and updated it every day as I unpacked! I hate it when you know you had a pair of scissors somewhere, but you just don’t know where. And don’t get me started in one sock missing in the laundry!

[@marieclapdorp1417]

Paula Bundesen the missing socks apparently turn into Tupperware lids that don't match any of your containers.

[@beanny0268]

We've had 6 homes in the 15 years we've been married and never have I found something while packing that was lost earlier, I just lose more stuff. In this family, Dad is the finder of stuff, I (mom) am the one who loses things, and then the hubs just tells me I can't get mad at the kids when they can't find something because I'm just as bad.

[@paulabundesen9676]

@@marieclapdorp1417 lol!

[@lindastewart4565]

@@marieclapdorp1417 Hilarious!!! and so true 😁😁😁

[@nordicwithus]

So relatable! 😆Lately we have had to buy some forks... and losing water bottles 😅

[@diyarao4739]

Ok why is this so much better than the actual drivers licsense tho

[@michaelbest1827]

I love this video! SO TRUE EXPERIENCES ! Even the "one shoe thing !" I work at a Walmart in Massachusetts. We have SO MANY miss-mates ! Where did the other shoe go ??? Are there so many, on legged people that need ONLY ONE shoe ? I don't think so ! So WHAT HAPPENED to the other shoe ?????????????????????? Does ANYONE have an explanation for that ? Misplaced ? It's like the island of misfit toys ! Sad toys or spoons, or something discarded as a one-time need ! I guess the real reason is people don't appreciate even the simple things in life, until they wonder where it went ! "Please don't loose this" sounds like a great way to remind your daughter and son. BUT... if EVERYONE had that water bottle, or backpack or something with that logo on it, then which one is hers, or his, or... ? Find a way to have those items personalized, and THAT will be a good marketing tool and a good reminder ! "Don't loose this Joe, or Mary, etc. ! Just a thought ! 🧡

[@viktoriyaIstoriya]

Why in the world did I tear up? 😢 😂

[@jadeeewong]

OMG I love this song it literally shows every single thing that gets lost in a family at least the times plus

[@tammydawson280]

In our house if mom(me) can't find it, no one can... it's gone forever.

[@6613steven]

Man - this is outstanding! Why do I feel you hit higher notes than the original and way funnier! But I also love queen Olivia! 💙💗

[@cg0825]

Volunteering at camp. This should be our theme song...

[@lakshyakaranam125]

This is the story of my life!! Like seriously… my parents have had to repurchase so many things for me only for me to lose them AGAIN 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

[@VictoriaMorganawesometori]

That water bottle, I have a key lanyard that says "Keys I haven't lost yet." I haven't lost my keys in years!

[@emerald2700]

The harmony at 2:41 is so cool.

[@colleenanne4032]

Thank you. For all of the laughs and the sanity and joy. Thank you❣️

[@Bears_editz]

Early! Olivia Rodrigo is my favorite musician thank you this really made me laugh! Also I was listening to Olivia when you released this!

[@justawesome8106]

Lol

[@anph2m]

If there was a GPS that leads me to the things I lose, I'd probably lose the GPS too 😭

[@jakehenry1824]

good 4 u showing modern music some appreciation! Love this parody and love this song!

[@theyeagers3088]

This is so true for us too!! Losing stuff, misplacing it, me always the one having to find it all for everyone, if I can't find it then it's gone for years literally. Lol. Spot on Holderness Family! Love it! 😅

[@rachelhall6502]

Another trick that we learned on long-distance phone calls was to call 411 for information to look up someone's phone number, and then if you wait a moment after they give you the phone number it would give you the option to dial the number for you. If you selected that option it didn't come up as a long-distance charge.

[@ilovetaylorallisonswift11]

“ can their be a gps for the things we’ve lost ?” UH AIR TAGSS 😂 2:32

[@mom2warren614]

I have a whole cabinet full of water bottles and only use one a day, but I NEED one of those.

[@yourlazybestie9955]

This totally me I always have to many containers and forks and cups water bottles etc. Lol I love this

[@monicamason3414]

Short on forks... 1 in drawer, 3 in dishwasher.... 11 in my husband's work bag.

[@annar.5341]

I played this twice! Love the dynamics I was curious to hear a softer sound - and of course I love it. You are so versatile in your singing styles. Always a pleasure!

[@annaontour4346]

True: mom knows where I put stuff. Seriously, my mom does! I moved out 6 years ago and still call my mom on the phone when I miss stuff. In almost every case she helped me out with naming places where I might have put things.

[@annieyu1511]

I’ve been waiting for a driver’s license parody XD

[@amberscoutstarwatcher]

My continuous struggle is trying to find a water bottle I like and can afford!! 😭😭

[@kimnapoleone9934]

100% truth!!! It's not lost if Mom knows where everything is. But my husband thinks we have TOO MANY water bottles. But last year we matched lids to bottles and threw out the ones that leaked. It was a whole bag! I use about 2-3 a day. Never enough!

[@looloolawrence4009]

In our house it's charging cords, charging blocks and lighters!

[@rebeccaherman2894]

OMG - this really spoke to me! I had buy a who new cutlery service because my son "accidently" threw away about half the pieces. Plus he's lost about 4 water bottles too. LOL - Rule #3 in our family is going to be "take care of your stuff"

[@Steadfast_Steady_Strong]

One of my favorites! So relatable! 🤣

[@giannadesousa1225]

That voice crack at 3:27 lol🤣

[@mariaskabardonis8353]

Lol it's like me with socks,keys, airpods, chargers, hair tyes and hair brushes, etc always lose them but then find them in random places

[@amyjimenez3913]

This is the most amazing thing!! I laughed so hard!! Thank you so much for this video

[@theholdernessfamily]

glad we made you laugh

[@debglab8791]

They’re like fashion accessories. Different color/styles for different events.

[@richardmahn7589]

When they got to the "Why can't they make GPS for these things", I immediately scrolled down to the description to see if I was tricked into watching another Holderness sponsor ad song, knowing there are such devices that we even are thinking of getting one for my elderly dad's glasses. haha

[@richardmahn7589]

Dang it, I got to the end and then there was a plug, but for their water bottle, haha. Cool though!

[@SydneyB]

I live with my daughter now. And throughout the whole pandemic we got into the habit of watching TV after dinner, then switching to KZbin to watch there for a couple of hours before bed. Today, as she turned on KZbin, I asked her if she knew what she wanted to watch. She said, "There's a new Holderness! You KNOW that has to go first!!" 🙂

[@zecixx]

This is my favorite Holderness song! The time is actually really calming and pretty. Penn's singing is excellent and I have been listening to water bottle on my way home after a long day

[@zecixx]

Just heard the original for the first time, that was a super depressing song. Well done Holderness....well done 👍🏻

[@elisebrown5157]

Awww..... only a little bit of commentary at the end. That's the part I love best! The songs and skits are great, but it's the explanation that makes me feel like I'm not the only one going through exactly the same life sh!t. Love ya!

[@missytempleman4793]

So this happens to everyone! That's good to know.

[@lacey6800]

True story - The other day I asked mom if she knew where one pair of shoes was, and she said in my closet. So here I am looking through the very back, and there it is. And she never goes in my room! She knows where everything is lol

[@sarahthompson6045]

I lost a lot of things growing up. I wanted an ipod, so my mom got me one, and got it engraved with "I will not lose this" 😁 I still have it!!

[@rubytook8067]

This content is so relatable. Also, when you hear the parody before the song it's parodying. 🤣

[@jameswhite8345]

The line about the water bottles hoarded in the room is truth

[@sadiemcnabb4444]

Our missing water bottles were in the van. So many!

[@oliviamueller1371]

I feel on this so much with the water bottles lol.

[@marybrooks5190]

its true, when mom can't find it, its REALLY lost!

[@l.k.b.2447]

Our life to a tee in every way 😅

[@stephaniebarrows5428]

My blue-collar dad was not amused that I lost my first pair of eyeglasses within … a week or so … And that I kept losing them. Considering that I had a new prescription every year because my eyes kept changing as I grew (and that I read, played softball and fell down the stairs a lot because my depth perception was terrible) … I’m not sure how that happened. I returned to school in 2021 to pursue a music degree (after I’d dropped one in the 1980s), and soon discovered the board was fuzzy. (I think ebooks did it.) So, I used my financial aid to buy a new pair … And lost them a year later. I lose water bottles, too - the more expensive they are, the sooner I seem to lose them. The same goes for sunglasses. So, if they aren’t free or on sale, I usually don’t pick them. (The neurodivergence is strong in this one…?)

[@Autism_Forever]

Abundance of material wealth causes lost things. If you could only afford to buy one fork, and once you lost it, you would be eating with your hands for a few years, then you would take super extra care of it. Same goes for other things, too. I grew up in extreme poverty. I pretty much never lose anythings. I have a great appreciation for everything that I own, I treasure every single thing, and feel blessed that I can actually afford to own them :) One of my neighbors has a few children and a very low income. She had been saving for a couple of years to buy one of her sons an iPhone. One afternoon, I hear loud sobbing and screams "Idiota! Idiota!" coming from the street. Turns out, he hasn't been careful with his iPhone, it fell out of his pocket, and got lost, and she is there, red-faced and completely upset, hitting him over the head with her old umbrella she always walks with, and trying to find the phone. I came out, we checked our street and the adjacent streets, and finally found it. I think it taught him a few important life lessons, because he still has the phone :)

[@tinydancer7426]

Before the days of water bottles, I bought VERY large plastic tumblers in 4 colors for my teenage son to use ...... big water drinker, always just HAD to have water within reach ...... if they ever, EVER, "disappeared" I knew to look under his bed (it was the black hole of all things "lost") ....... I still have those cups, along with a stack of those Big Gulp plastic refillable cups from 7 Eleven neatly stored away for whenever he comes for a visit.

[@nectarandambrosia2025]

You guys are so talented