Watermelon steak

[@houssemhammami7816]

That's a mistake not a steak

[@andrewclastic2835]

Underrated comment.

[@TieflingKumasi]

Don’t you mean a misteak?

[@Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer]

Beat me to it by a minute​@@TieflingKumasi

[@cameronvanatti]

😂😂

[@chigidychad9738]

Lmao GOLD!

[@kaideo2650]

It's almost like you could hear his throat rejecting that "steak."

[@roc-noK]

i have a sore throat and it’s worse now

[@kea4185]

It’s meant to be used as a movie prop, not actually eaten as a meal 😂 I’ve seen prop people making it. It can be eaten over multiple takes so the actor doesn’t get full, like they would with real steak

[@kurtminihane5056]

The salt

[@ericwtfsky]

All i can hear was him smacking his lips. Nastiest part was no one raised you with the manners to chew with mouth closed

[@rhenzkieee7258]

​​@@ericwtfskyit's a fcking video bruh. He's the only one eating and there's no one around the table to disrespect by not having manners.💀

[@999Juice4ever]

When you gagged i started cackling like a horse😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mattneese8571]

I love the slow realization and regret of “This is not a steak. This is a watermelon… that I put soy sauce on.”

[@B_RodXXVII]

Same here

[@ImproperAscension-de5rb]

.

[@7uc1707f]

Bro managed to finish that sentence without throwing tf up. Respect.

[@Kintaku]

Nah that cut was there for a reason 😂

[@Sallamy657]

“I think im going carnivore” got me dying😂

[@Synchromangd]

Pretty funny knowing in french, watermelon translate to " pastèque", which can be translated to " not steak "

[@katra5673]

It absolutely CANNOT be translated to "not steak". It sounds like it, but it can't be translated to it.... Steak in French is "steak", not "stèque" As he said in the video, "you cannot call two things the same just because they are similar"

[@ArbiterBlu]

Heh, not steak steak

[@baggybones]

I applaud the coj'nes of saying something so incorrect with so much confidence lmao If you know french,you know the "è" accent makes a different sound than how steak is pronounced in french. If anything,the "stèque" part of pastèque sounds closer to "stick". I have to precise that I know you speak french,but come one man, c'était même pas ingénieux (no offense). Maybe I'm being too grumpy lmao,ma bad. Mais je te le dit car peut être quelques personnes peuvent penser que c'est vrai.

[@Ruchunteur]

@@baggybones it really depend on your accent. near Paris the "stèque" sound exactly like "steak". literally no difference. (except the spelling of course). I don't know anyone that would say "stèque" as closer "stick". And I just check on the internet, the phonetic for steak is [stεk] and for pastèque is [pastɛk] . that's literally the same sound as far as dictionary goes. (and when you have the option to play the sound it sound the same too) So yeah, you are indeed being a little too grumpy by denying his joke because of a regional difference in pronunciation you may have.

[@baggybones]

@@Ruchunteur Ya, I was thinking that. Where I live,we pronounce it as "Steak" (like how you would pronounce it in English),so "stèque" would be a different pronunciation.

[@riley.holmes]

That knife scrape was disrespectful on so many levels

[@SpiritualityofScience]

It hurt my everything 😅

[@roblb95]

Yeah that sounded like a bad idea from the start... however, the word "steak" isn't exclusive to beef, it typically is beef but you can have a gammon steak (pork) fish steak, even chicken steak (which for some reason seem to usually be associated with being deep fried like a wiener schnitzel, which is pork, but even an un-breaded, plain old chicken can be cut into a steak). The word "steak" means a thick cut slice. So yes... even a watermelon can be cut into a steak

[@parinaurora8496]

What non-vegans think vegans eat:

[@msjamesesq]

I laughed so hard when he said he was going to go carnivore. His reaction to this travesty was perfection😂😂

[@surf124]

"You can't call me *cuh dey boy* just because tou thunk we're a *little* similar" took me by surprise 😂

[@bean3r_b0y]

Fr

[@bobbertsonlarz1743]

Holy shit that sent me

[@patriciamatos3813]

What's a cuh dey boy?

[@afromerican7161]

@@patriciamatos3813 some tiktoker that most people agree is a meathead loser decided to rap and throughout the whole song he was using his average white guy accent till he tried to stretch a rhyme with "cuh dey boyd" (Cause they're bored).

[@rainsofhealing]

Urban dictionary: cuh dey boad Something that people started saying after Tiktok creator "Montaine" made a rap song about the hate he's been getting. He said "cause they bored" in an odd way and now every comment on his newer tiktok videos are related to that song. Person 1: "Do you know that cuh dey boad guy???" Person 2: "Montaine?? Yeah! He's an odd guy." by pivishi August 24, 2023

[@Strawb_milk5]

He gonna cook a vegan after this one.

[@MoistMusic69]

After what I just witnessed I fully approve of that plan

[@ponjun3970]

Yeah but it is always the same problem. The hard one was catching one.

[@ludvig295]

Why. Nobody eats this? Not vegans not anyone

[@MsIcetray]

Steak describes a thick cut of anything, not just beef. That's why it's appropriate to have salmon steak and cauliflower steak.

[@VeniVdVici]

I have seen people make something like this and give it rave reviews. This was doomed to failure. IIRC you want to skin the melon and smoke it for about 8-12 hours; then slice an marinade. A little soy sauce, but also some tomato paste and steak seasonings. You didn't get it hot enough to actually cook and reduce at all. So your end result was warm watermelon in soy sauce; not cooked then grilled watermelon in a savory glaze. Huge difference. The first cooking process reduces the water and makes the starches and proteins in the watermelon form a chewy matrix rather than a crunchy one. It's exactly like cooking pasta. You use a lid to keep heat in. The second cooking is to develop the flavor. Generally at a higher heat to caramelize and sear. You attempted to do both with just one cooking attempt and failed. The watermelon was too juicy to caramelize or sear and didn't get enough cooking time to have the stage 1 changes to texture and flavor.

[@tingxu8966]

This guy cooks

[@gmgvirgo]

@@tingxu8966ong, got ne wanting to try it

[@palmettocountry1292]

Sounds like it might be pretty good, but I'd rather just eat a steak lol

[@VeniVdVici]

@@palmettocountry1292 Fair. Steak is good

[@KuuchieTaker]

Bros a pro

[@thejkcrew7822]

Bro didn’t even have the stove on 😂

[@adatshhc]

Came straight to the comments to find the one vegan apologist that claims he did it wrong! 😂

[@hydraulicpress325]

The cuh dey boad joke was so good

[@xHiiTcHx]

I’m guessing English isn’t your first language

[@weedygonzalez1267]

@@xHiiTcHxBro doesn’t get the reference

[@Very_Okay]

@@xHiiTcHxthat was spelled correctly. it’s misspelled on purpose. have a google.

[@hydraulicpress325]

@@xHiiTcHx it’s a meme he referenced it in the video lmao

[@ThiccWaffles]

@@xHiiTcHxI’m guessing your face is dumb😎😎😎🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🥯🧙

[@Mahdiplus-g7c]

Going vegan ❌ Going hospital ✅

[@dangdart3236]

Finally. An honest cook. Too far is too far.

[@Quinnbaby]

The way he gagged 😂 im crying !

[@YesIts_Sam]

He looked like he was gonna cry 😂

[@spontaksback]

Anyone else flinch when he cut the watermelon and the knife against the plate pierced your ears?

[@harrypotter5460]

“You can’t just call two things the same cause they look a little similar.” Bro is gonna be flabbergasted when he finds pine”apples” and pea”nuts”

[@DazaiOsamuismylifeilovehim]

as a vegetable lover and meat hater i agree that's a war crime

[@DarkPriestessLucee]

I dunno whoTF said to do that but, digestively speaking, you're supposed to eat watermelon by itself. It doesn't mix well with other foods.

[@yingye6529]

I’m think I’m a go CARNIVORE for a BIT😂😂😂

[@willnelson4192]

Form tik tok what I seen people do is add vegetable oil and then slat not no soil sauce because that sauce is a strong flavor

[@Rob_Cahill]

"You cant call siblings the same things"....... My friend, Please look up George Foreman and the names of his kids. He liked to give all the boys, the name George and One of his daughters was named Georgetta. Effectively calling his daughter also George. I'm sure if he thought of Georgina, that would have been a name for another daughter. If you go the route of boys being called girls etc, well Transgendered people kinda want that and some who arent.

[@yolojc6066]

I think the steak's still mooing dude 😂😂

[@dgs5809]

When poor information trickles down this is where we end up. This is a trick they use in movies for scenes requiring raw meat or flesh. It tastes like crap but edible and safe if it needs to be consumed on camera.

[@FunnieMunnie_vr649]

Why does this guy look like ted bundy

[@marceresrellios1600]

Looks more like a fish like salmon

[@KITTYYYYYYYY1234]

Um I think you gotta cook it longer my dude 😭

[@ChristianIssac-gq5zu]

He needed some warchestershier sauce

[@DakotaLily]

🙏 deeply appreciate the calling out of calling things that are not meat meat 🙏. The “salmon” red bell pepper? No - it’s a bell pepper. Also - that is like - 10 calories of watermelon That’s called anorexia

[@EXPLOBRO3]

Vegan is a lifestyle not a diet. I think you meant plant based. Cool video though!

[@mikesreptilelair5387]

You can actually grill it like pineapples and other fruits and supposed to be OK. I’ve never tried it.

[@rym7174]

Dude wasnt even that funny but he got the facial expressions on point

[@JacobEngland-ig9mv]

W haircut🔥

[@causelost47]

I think it's still raw bro

[@Daveyjokes]

It's watermelon bro

[@jamesallison2753]

​@@Daveyjokesdamn bro can you teach me to be so smart

[@devinvenne]

​@@Daveyjokesironic username

[@hyperionrage]

@@Daveyjokes how do you not understand the sarcasm?

[@Daveyjokes]

@hyperionrage I was being sarcastic too. It's fine.

[@Texan8505]

That was the most respectful “this shit sucks” ever

[@w1ll4m11]

Real

[@jjharkins4217]

Bro was holding back tears while chewing 💀

[@minernuisance5198]

had my boy fighting the back of his throat 😂😂😂

[@tylerkunkel3377]

Pause

[@AlexM-xb3cz]

@@tylerkunkel3377😂 fr

[@EGreeneConversations]

that statement is about 27% gay.

[@brandondl1995]

Bruh 😂

[@brandondl1995]

@@EGreeneConversationsthat watermelon steak is about 900% gay so I think he’s doing alright

[@khaiodie2273]

that scraping sound was premeditated

[@vinnyvoctpropi6494]

scraping metal together or metal/glass makes me cringe and whince so hard i can't just thinking, about it makes me clam up i don't even know why but hey that's life i guess.

[@josegar30]

@@vinnyvoctpropi6494same. Never looked it up. All I heard it’s that we can’t filter some sounds. How everyday noise get filter so we can focus on the task or it not important but some people just can’t. Like chewing, scraping, tapping pens. It just get a worst respond. But this is just hear say that I got over random videos and shows over the years

[@immxrtxll]

@@josegar30sounds like misophonia

[@javiartem]

the scrape and then the chewing both made me visibly cringe

[@bringmychariot]

It made my teeth hurt 🤕😬

[@ZeroedUltimatePlayerCoalition]

"I'm actually thinking about going carnivore for a bit" had me DYING

[@marianamorgan3641]

I’ve been mostly carnivorous it’s good

[@Gveronino]

​@@marianamorgan3641clown

[@bfg_pz2213]

@@marianamorgan3641bros gonna have his intestines fail by age 50

[@Retetop]

@@bfg_pz2213 recommend you do some research

[@HeatherMarcyes]

?

[@Yobydobie]

His chewing sounded like when you feed a donkey at a petting zoo

[@nicholasaichele3353]

Immediately made me click off the video lol

[@alittlesteph]

😂😂😂

[@fishershields9017]

@@nicholasaichele3353yo me too

[@YourMom-r6z]

He's a slob with the way he chews

[@loripippin1267]

😂😂😂 you need WAAAY more likes than this 😂😂😂

[@SnomGD]

h

[@hope1575]

Yeah but why would you? Cantaloupes are better conversationalists anyway

[@omgblk23]

@@hope1575cantaloupes give me a headache too much damn yappin.

[@Teropha]

@@omgblk23wait til you hear strawberry talk.. they’ll talk your ear off

[@starboytkr6340]

Lmao😂😂

[@JohnnyD603]

I know homeless people that can eat with their mouth closed better than you

[@이마크-r8e]

This is so unhinged lmfao

[@unsound_7]

To the max 😂

[@Idontfuckaround754]

Why?

[@toxi101yt5]

@@Idontfuckaround754 aint no hinges

[@childrenRfunnyToLaffAt]

"This is a watermelon..............that I put soy sauce on" and the immediate gag rlly got me 🤣

[@kramnull8962]

Perhaps the name of the recipe should have been salmon or tuna steak..... Add 1.5 lb slab watermelon.

[@K.McCauley714]

Same! My eyes are watering too 😂😂😂 the insta-gag killed me. Poor guy

[@captassassin5680]

Mustard on watermelon absolutely shouldn’t taste good, but I’ve tried it!

[@joselynfulbright8128]

It has a perfect pink center though, you nailed the medium rare

[@mrbigbankuchiface_3352]

technically it would still have a pulse if it was that color

[@akooatic]

nah that shit legendary

[@dhruvapethe4473]

​​@@mrbigbankuchiface_3352I do not know why but your comment made me laugh like a madman on drugs for a few seconds man.

[@TwinDragonsViceLeader]

​@@akooaticnah that's mythical

[@Celery_Stickxx]

“I’m actually thinking of going carnivore for a bit”. 😂😂😂😭

[@mr.rabbit5642]

Probably on the people had recommended doing that.. 😂

[@Ko0_Official]

oh, i thought u said cannibal not carnivore.

[@hamcheeselettucemayosandwich]

Some d grade comedy there

[@ajaderabbit8399]

It is I Your 1000th like

[@BlazeBourne]

@@hamcheeselettucemayosandwichyour idea of comedy is watching paint dry

[@GlYUTOMlOKA]

"This isn't a steak ,this is a watermelon ..... that I put soy sauce on" had me dying 😭😂❤

[@julietzimmer5028]

Same that’s what got me 🤣

[@theunforbiddenfruit2527]

Right, Who puts soy sauce on a steak!?

[@francescacastronovo647]

Overrated comment, and the sentence you copied and pasted isn't even barely funny, like not even a little bit

[@julietzimmer5028]

@@francescacastronovo647 lol what is wrong with you? You seem like a miserable person so I genuinely hope things turn around for you ❤️

[@Fyanakos]

@@francescacastronovo647somebody seems angry over nothing

[@marilliamjorge4665]

The knife screeching on the plate got me tweakinggg 💀💀

[@rainbowfusion9669]

causing me to stumble

[@NoAnswerForYou]

I started sucking my teeth my little tick. That sound really gets to me 😂

[@captaingramcrackergrams5990]

Yeah the sound of silverware scratching plates has sent shivers down my spine since I was a kid pure nightmare fuel

[@stoneycooper9758]

I almost threw up

[@remyraymond6645]

@@captaingramcrackergrams5990same like it freaks me the hell out i can’t stand it wooden fork gang rise up🙌🙌

[@PSYOP_STEVE]

Bro was fighting so many demons when he took that first bite.

[@chadmasche1594]

Is that what that sound was?

[@kazarinn]

How do you want your watermelon? "Medium Rare sir"

[@MrOnepiece14]

Absolute genuineness. You can't fake that surprised disgust, bless this guy.

[@gringo6362]

You can

[@TheWeaslbee]

​@@gringo6362 and it looks a hundred percent exaggereted aswell

[@mythhooked6082]

You definitely can. Frankly I doubt it’s that bad beyond the fact that A it looked undercooked and B both soy sauce and salt seems like excessive salting, but it’s grilled watermelon with a bit of savory flavor added, thats actually pretty good, even if it doesn’t even close to resemble meat. If properly grilled it caramelizes some of the sugars in the watermelon to make it have a nice undertone to its flavor, and the salt helps to enhance those flavors.

[@frigidartist5732]

​@TheWeaslbee man, it would suck if there was this involuntarily thing that happens to every animal when we get disgusted that makes us look like we're exaggerating naturally... that would be crazy.... and not possible in the slightest...

[@eduardobobe3686]

​@@mythhooked6082Yea, sure. I tried it, and it's bad 🤢

[@ExoviusYTB]

Cook: How would you like your watermelon ? Customer: Medium rare.

[@yusharazakhan]

why is there watermelon at a resturaunt

[@random_meta]

​@@yusharazakhanit crossed the street to be there

[@yusharazakhan]

@@random_meta uhhh ok

[@damieningram8572]

The sound of you eating made life behind bars sound pleasant.

[@Berg2woo]

The way he legitimately *CONVULSED* 😭😭

[@VansamDad]

God loves you

[@Berg2woo]

@@VansamDad I know 🙏

[@VansamDad]

@@Berg2woo that’s great we need to spread the good news

[@Laplacee]

​@@VansamDad his love doesn't buy me food

[@dadquality]

It coud, ​@@Laplacee. You just need to have faith and believe in him. It's easy, if you try.

[@kayla1245768]

The sound of the chomping in the microphone makes me want to die 😂😂

[@Buckhunter-zl4zd]

Fr

[@LuisRodriguez-kz7nt]

Chompin' that made HIM want to die...

[@kayla1245768]

@@LuisRodriguez-kz7nt I know lmao

[@jfar6163]

Yeah that was disturbing.

[@amandaclement4296]

The sound of the fork scraping the knife was it for me

[@soccrstar4]

I like to cook my watermelon steak until there’s no red in the middle. You made raw watermelon steak 🤢

[@TheBearOfSpades]

Thats crazy! Who gets a well done water melon steak? Medium rare for me.

[@carolyntalbot947]

I dare you to actually try to cook watermelon 👨‍🍳😅

[@ulovit1]

😂 wait...what?

[@Luis-ou9fn]

Legend says you’re still chewing

[@Luis-ou9fn]

@@TheBearOfSpadesthat thing still photosynthesizing.

[@kasagure.]

"you can't just call two things the same thing just because they LOOK a little similar" yeah, tell that to literally any vegan recipe trying to substitute vegetables for meat. i took a bite out of a "boneless chicken wing" that was really an unseasoned, breaded, and baked piece of cauliflower drenched in Frank's Red Hot and my body almost seized from shock and disgust

[@nathanmena284]

I would unfriend whoever deceived me by calling that chicken

[@thaloblue]

There’s a reason I despise vegan anything.

[@JustinCremeans]

?????????????😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Thisshitcrazybruh]

That’s what you get for ordering boneless “wings”😂😂

[@JacubWhite38]

Just found the inspiration for his most recent upload lmao

[@nesquickyt]

Man i thought you said "watermelon stick" at the start and i was like "that doesn't sound that bad" lmao

[@RandomBR-RLJoe]

Same lol

[@lonestranger9768]

I thought i heard him say "watermelon stink"

[@gabrielgardner9844]

There's one where you grill the watermelon with honey and lil pepper, also use pineapple too, and both are pretty good so I thought that's where he was going but nope!

[@da4127]

@@gabrielgardner9844yeah, if he cut it thinner and grilled it, it wouldn’t be this bad, he just put salt and soy sauce on a thicc piece of watermelon and warmed it up for 5 minutes on a pan, that does sound disgusting

[@gabbyhanlon6120]

I heard watermelon steak! Now I'm confused 😂😂😂 I'm an Aussie lol.

[@kyleDickson]

The carnivore joke had me rolling 😂

[@octavia.n]

Your bar for “rolling” seems to be set extremely low

[@Rain.Mippet]

It wasn’t a joke check the next video , mans committed.

[@Rain.Mippet]

@@octavia.nimagine being upset about laughter

[@2patsfan588]

@@octavia.nare you real?

[@octavia.n]

@@Rain.Mippet who’s upset?

[@saltymcnuggies1895]

Going full on carnivore just to spite the person who came up with this recipe is.... Understandable 💀💀

[@thomasparkes5707]

Carnivore diet is pretty epic

[@kerdnerl]

My dude, it was invented as a movie prop

[@kerdnerl]

​@@thomasparkes5707yeah, maybe if your a loser who wants to fuck up their body just to seem cool to other losers

[@Precipiceofwind]

​@@thomasparkes5707nope, carnivore diet is mediocre at best. Its incredibly edgy for no reason when you have access to everything, not to mention it crashes your free test.

[@arctic4695]

​@@thomasparkes5707it is

[@waybatch1506]

"I'm actually thinking of going carnivore for a bit" Dude is traumatized by a watermelon.😂

[@RaspberryTurtle]

Covered in soy sauce? You wouldn’t?!?!?

[@serpentine6171]

1st world problems, look what we've become...

[@charlesdaloz2547]

Fun fact: "watermelon" in French is "pastèque", which sounds just like "pas steak", meaning "not steak".

[@Zoro4Swords]

Wow...In all those years of Duolingo, I never learnt this

[@Cyb3rluv-8DKstars]

i thought it was melon d’eau😭 melon of water

[@Fnaffy1987]

​@@Cyb3rluv-8DKstars melon d'eau💀

[@astroknight467]

@@Fnaffy1987 i mean it’s not that far fetched a guess when there’s pomme de l’orange and pomme de terre

[@Fnaffy1987]

@@astroknight467 pomme de l'orange? What?

[@cassieb2813]

The pet bet on the top of the cabinets - I’d recognize a cat dad anywhere. 😻

[@iHawaiianJesus]

I'm in tears right now, the delivery, the gag, the carnivore comment. I'm dying.

[@kramnull8962]

He would have been boycotted if this went the other way....

[@db9944]

"You can't name siblings the same thing." *laughs in George Foreman*

[@jackbalmer600]

Scrolling through to see if someone had already made this comment 😂 George Forman 1-5 😂

[@montimarley915]

🤣😂🤣

[@MaximilianonMars]

Are the girls still George, or is it Georgina?

[@db9944]

@@MaximilianonMars He only did it with his sons, but one of his daughters is named Georgetta.

[@PianoKwanMan]

OBUUUU

[@Galaxy_lou]

Him chewing that just set me off to the point I threw my phone in a desperate attempt to get it to stop 😂😂

[@taphy4873]

Nah like that little gag where you can tell the food went back up is nasty 🤢

[@sicksickBacon]

i have misophonia so the chewing made me want to go through my phone and do something that i probably cant say here

[@naydra4210]

Misophonia is a freaking nightmare

[@nightwatch5313]

I have misophonia but I also have a larger issue at hand, I’m glad for this larger issue holding it back

[@89Trevino]

Same I have it to and thank god I was home alone cause I let out the loudest anger yell

[@BrxvoGxming]

"I'm actually thinking of going carnivore for a bit" had me dying 😂😂

[@geliamcadams2520]

Me too 😂😂

[@silversteel8998]

His face he almost chucked it back up

[@guitaaronofficial]

"this is not a steak, its a watermelon with soy sauce" is a fire lyric

[@simoncurrie9048]

Can imagine Action Bronson saying this

[@Bakwakjr]

Lil wayne

[@noahsil]

@@simoncurrie9048my first and only thought 😭😭

[@ReidMyLips420]

he didn't even say that

[@favour4150]

You’d be the perfect ghost writer for Drake.

[@Sheridan2LT]

You ate that with such enthusiasm I would be gagging 😂😂

[@Getbaitedkid]

He did gag

[@silentassason]

What do you think that cut was for 😂

[@mortan2006]

He ate like a pig. That was really disgusting.

[@FlamJo]

The mini-vomit whole holding a straight face was too good, bro 😂

[@aundo5768]

Lmaooo

[@obi-wan-kenobi2393]

The way he put the soy sauce on that thing is killing me💀💀

[@RocKaFella57]

Was like a toddler trying pour milk 😂

[@pollyrg97]

He knew it was doomed from the beginning. Why try harder? 😂

[@johmale1]

then he allmost perfectly imitated how pigs eat (sound)

[@Juggernaut15451]

Forget the watermelon steak. WHY IS THERE A DOG BED ON THE TOP OF YOUR CABINETS!!??

[@johnathanbotto742]

The way said "that i put soy sauce on" sounded more like "What the fck am i doing with my life"😂😂

[@BEHEADED_1]

The way he stabbed the watermelon in the beginning was personal 💀

[@mikayla_collie]

what was strange about it? How do you cut watermelons?

[@whitenat1958]

What the fuck do you mean personal, dude how else do you cut a watermelon

[@moosedude4721]

fr@@mikayla_collie

[@ElisTheWorst]

“How would you like your watermelon?” “Medium Rare”

[@Samaelwilliamslangtry]

As a vegetarian whose sister is vegan, neither of us claim the watermelon “steak”.

[@kerdnerl]

Good, cause its not made for you, its meant to be a movie prop. how does nobody get this!? Its obvious

[@RoosterW]

@@kerdnerl Nono, watermelon steak is an *actual* dish. People eat it. It's even been served in restaurants. It has been used as a movie prop, but it's definitely far more well known as a dish than a prop.

[@chef1398]

You want a medal form the animal abusers?🤡 You know he didnt even made it properly rigth?

[@Samaelwilliamslangtry]

@@chef1398 You seem like the type of person who’s gonna go ballistic when I tell you my cheat day is Sunday.

[@frodoshaggins]

@@Samaelwilliamslangtrythen you’re not a vegetarian. You’re a meat eater that doesn’t eat meat 6 days out of 7. That fact isn’t other people being angry, it’s you being a liar lmao

[@gilbertorodriguez5714]

When he gaged I laughed hard😂

[@Pandadown9244]

Me too. That 😂❤got me

[@doylersafl8728]

I never thought I'd see the dad from garfield telling me that a watermelon is indeed, a watermelon

[@Antisocial_Cryptid13]

You mean Jon Arbuckle?

[@doylersafl8728]

@@Antisocial_Cryptid13 yep

[@christianthompson8554]

The idea behind this recipe is that you’re meant to nearly fully dehydrate the watermelon so it can actually absorb the marinade and sear properly. It’s not really that good and I prefer frying tofu or mushrooms but I thought I’d point that out

[@GiggaGMikeE]

The video was made insincerely so "vegan haters" could have something to rage over. Watermelon steak isn't something I've tried, but it's not that wierd if you've ever grilled pineapple or other fruit during a BBQ. Apparently, done right, it has a more savory taste and a texture similar to grilled fish.

[@cooldud7071]

@@GiggaGMikeE grilled watermelon is fine but seasoning it seems pretty gross unless you're drying it out beforehand

[@ticklemehomo.]

​Grilled pineapple is bomb

[@GiggaGMikeE]

@cooldud7071 that very well might be true, but seasoning anything like how it was done in this video would taste bad.

[@cooldud7071]

@@GiggaGMikeE I use salt + soy sauce in my steak brines often. Brining is far more intensive than just covering. However, even for cooking steaks, you're supposed to pat the outside dry. You won't have a nice crust otherwise. Watermelon is mostly water and cellulose, so I'd imagine getting rid of most of that water would make a far better product in terms of texture and taste.

[@AgentTexes]

It’s actually a prop master trick to use food coloring to make watermelon look like steak for actors who don’t eat meat but need to eat a steak for their role.

[@infinitespirit777]

It looks more like salmon than steak though

[@_eNoxious_]

Or if they do eat meat but have to do multiple takes of a shot. Much cheaper than cooking multiple steaks.

[@_eNoxious_]

​@@infinitespirit777 He didn't make it correctly. It's supposed to look like steak, and it doesn't. Therefore, it's not a watermelon-steak prop; just a joke.

[@joycepillow8143]

Done people actually do this though, to eat

[@leahyvonne1572]

​@@joycepillow8143 prob vegans r always making stuff into a meat substitute & swearing that it's good 😭

[@fluffyboistatic]

How can someone be so funny, sarcastic, and serious at the same time? lol great vid

[@GameOver-nm2us]

Sounds like Penguinz0 to me

[@fluffyboistatic]

@@GameOver-nm2us watching one of his videos right now and I can confirm lol

[@emilyfanslow3604]

It’s called dry humor

[@ayeeioweyou7503]

Maybe his parents are English 😅

[@ScuddotWobbrel]

My wife and I are vegetarian and she suggested watermelon steak once. I looked at the recipe and told her that there is no way I would defile a perfectly good watermelon like that.

[@SpookyCam01]

Good choice and I hope you get better soon.

[@Cirefang]

How are your eyes watering you put salt on that discrace then soy souce which is full of salt THERE SHOULDENT BE ENOUGH WATER FOR YOUR EYES TO EVEN BE MOIST

[@megan7292]

“Steak” is also a cut/cooking term. Swordfish steaks are great example of this. Swordfish is obviously not beef but that particular preparation of it would be considered a steak.

[@forciaroandha9855]

Bahaha my local grocery store sells pre-cut watermelon and calls them steaks because of the cut of it. We don't put soy sauce on it though. I'm not sure who told him to do that.

[@CWEEzL95]

Hear me out…. Food chain. If you’re above the thing below you it is because you eat that thing. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@wolfbones666]

Chicken steak

[@megan7292]

@@CWEEzL95 Sorry to break it to you but that’s now how the food chain works. Swordfish are also above humans on the food chain.

[@Hi_howrudoin]

Stop avoiding the question. Steak is an official term derived from meat/cut from beef, or animals. It does not extend to fruit So i can cut a piece of watermelon in thailand (they enjoy it with spices) and call it steak? Look how the thais and americans gonna fuk u up the same time bro

[@TheStuntmanx96]

That pan wasn't even hot ... He just moved a watermelon around it and called it a day

[@mystickev194]

It is, thats an electric stove

[@Evallandercomingsoon]

Bruh....

[@TheNoobHamster]

It's not... If it were to be on the watermelon would live up to it's name and just be 100% liquid after it's melted, btw watermelon from what I remember is already above 80% water...

[@DivineXPotato]

@@mystickev194 i don't think it is. if it is "hot" its not hot enough to make literally any visual or auditorial indicator on the watemelon. Go put literally anything in a hot pan and watch how it's very noticeably hot.

[@vizioned9135]

​@@DivineXPotatothis guy knows his watermelon steak

[@erikamohrmann7986]

“I’m actually thinking of going carnivore for a bit” The effect of watching a Vegan Teacher video 😂

[@YoLo-hx3cs]

I've gone carnivore after seeing vegans talk

[@Nazgal319]

100% Just seeing the links for her videos come up makes me want a burger.

[@DanielMWJ]

"You can't just call two things the same thing because they're a little similar" Ham steaks and fish steaks have entered the chat. 😂

[@grauntie57]

Don't forget cauliflower steak. I won't try it, but it's a thing

[@GreyPunkWolf]

​@@grauntie57It's just a way for people to know how the ingredient is prepared without needing a whole sentence. That's the reason you can find vegan meatballs, vegan steaks, and so on. Nobody is saying it's similar, it's just a way for you to know what it looks like and how it's prepared by associating it with something you already know. Also, you should try cauliflower steak. It's awesome if prepared correctly, I've sold a whole bunch of those this winter and I've yet to hear a single negative review about it. You're robbing yourself of new discoveries for literally nothing, people like you are pathetic really.

[@israelmota9307]

Bro was fuming 😤 in the calmest way possible 🤣🤣

[@AahanAryanaayan]

Real, blud was like u can't call me Michael Jordan cuz I'm black 💀

[@mavrickalexander]

His eyes were water meloning

[@totaldan99]

Lmao im def showing this my aunt😂

[@legoplus1136]

I knew a set of twins in middle school both named seven so idk if the sibling thing is universal

[@tylerpace8]

George foreman named all of his sons George

[@Prince_Luci]

@@tylerpace8and a few of his daughters. Frida’s the only one who got a regular name.

[@tylerpace8]

@Prince_Luci which I find strange... but at the same time hilarious and great lmao. 1 of a kind to say the least !

[@cbriggs5078]

@legolus1136 I assume George Costanza was their neighbor..

[@RandomScreenAlias]

Watermelon steak might be a war crime… 🫤🤔

[@bran_rx]

it is

[@GothicVioletVixen]

Add that to the Geneva Check List 🤭

[@kerdnerl]

It is a movie prop, its not meant to be eaten

[@drewt1717]

​@@kerdnerlthe concept is meant to be a movie prop when constructed in a specific manner and decorated in a manner that has nothing to do with soy sauce. This is an actual recipe that (some) actual vegans actually make in order actually eat while pretending they don't actually hate their own dietary choices.

[@iamthesocks]

I've done baked cabbage "steaks" before and they came out pretty well! Definitely not a replacement of actual steak/meat, but it does make a great veggie side. I think they just called it a steak because it's sliced into slabs, like a slab of steak.

[@calemroberts2941]

Yeah you're probably right. It's always been weird to me how we have like Tuna steaks, but that's what's happening there too so

[@mrmeep638]

That fucking knife glass squeak makes my fucking spine and skin curl up, my ears bleed from that noise dawg

[@samillaneal6224]

The knife & fork scaping sent chills through my body 😂 the gagging was to funny! Yeah never trying this 😅 thanks for suffering for our entertainment

[@chrisstanckleygingivitis4888]

No the smacking on it tho 😖😂

[@LLoyd609]

This is one of the most real down to earth reactions. Thank you!!!

[@frankievalentine6112]

Nope just that of a very naive & unskilled cooker of food. Bet he usually makes his mama feed him.