WATP Exposes Stuttering John as a Talentless Hack

Who Are These Podcasts hosts Karl and Kevin review and analyze The Stuttering John Show. This is a show that John exclaims is "world famous" at the beginning of every episode. Well, there are an impressive number of trolls and hate listeners tuning in. Congrats.
Audio from "Who Are These Podcasts" episode 109
Original air date - June 17, 2018

[@RingoRoad]

I think artie once said "Nobody has ever been more successful with less talent" in reference to dabbling john

[@geneanthony3421]

Artie clearly hadn’t heard of opie yet

[@nimo517]

As a human, Artie can’t talk. When discussing talent, Artie can talk. All day in my opinion haha

[@GentlemanBystander]

I CAN HANDLE THINGS, I'M SMAHT! NOT LIKE EVER EVERYBODY SAYS! NOT DUMB, I'M SMAHT AND I WANT RESPECT!

[@GentlemanBystander]

@J V HE WAS LOSING STUNT-BOY GIGS TWO AT A TIME! NOBODY ELSE COULD THIRD-MIC ON THE SHOW!

[@tonytomei1175]

Hahahahha while he's still bitchez about the Howard Stern Show after all these years. Let it go man. He stinks

[@1970borntorun]

Nice Godfather reference! The Greatest movie of all time 🇮🇹

[@bhall4996]

"He didn't mean nuthin by it- so he fly's off the handle some times.

[@MrJsbach123]

Lol!!!!

[@mmafightart]

Stuttering John is horrible. I love how he cries when someone goofs on his kid for being transgendered when he was making fun of crazy cabby for being BI. There are so many videos of him calling cabby “gay”. Now he’s woke. I’m just glad Anthony severed ties with him cause now we don’t have to listen to Anthony fake laugh at him. F stuttering john

[@thegreatwatubi8805]

Yes in his Cinematic Classic, One Two Many- he uses the F word multiple times and he said he wrote this turd as well/ HYPOCRITE

[@thechamp774]

F him

[@DabblerHitman]

He will be back on Anthony’s show and Anthony will bring out his best fake laugh.

[@michaelblaine6494]

That's why he's suddenly woke? I didn't know where it came from,that's even more annoying knowing that

[@chonconnor6144]

@@michaelblaine6494 he went Hollywood, trans kids are en vogue.

[@jetydosa1]

People forget that RIngo had a funny comeback for that question. He said " I must have spent it on fish and chips". He was an awesome sport about it.

[@stevesullivan9752]

Agree. And unlike Muttering John... Ringo had a sense of humor and was genuinely funny.

[@chocolatetownforever7537]

He was an awesome sport about it, and afterwards, went back to his mansion in England, while John went back to that dingy and smelly apartment he lived in, and eventually illegally rented to Gange and Grillo.

[@volodyaulyanov2886]

Classic Beatles

[@volodyaulyanov2886]

They were answering dumb questions their entire career.

[@Triumph865]

"If he didnt stutter, he would literally be a receptionist at a tanning salon". Artie Lange

[@CIF-pm7tk]

thats where artie found his girlfriend. receptionist at a tanning salon

[@Tony.Technics.1200s]

Wasn't it pumping gas in Massapequa? lol!

[@Triumph865]

@@Tony.Technics.1200s he used both!

[@Tony.Technics.1200s]

@@Triumph865 tnx.

[@harkbelial]

He's a creep, he would get fired on the first day.

[@ethanmurray2203]

When someone argues how smart or talented they are, they've already lost the argument!

[@harkbelial]

Michael Jordan didn't have to say it, other people did it.

[@TheDukeofDavid]

Is this the beginning of the WATP and Stuttering Jon saga?, because it's tragically beautiful.

[@DevilsJointx]

i believe so

[@Stutteringjohnfan2015]

Yes, this is the crossroads that John approached. He had two choices: laugh it off, play along and go about your day; or fire back and ignite an everlasting podcast war. We all know how this story ended…

[@stevenedwards4470]

He is excruciating to listen to. He'd be a perfect fit now to go back to the Stern show.

[@jackmorash7992]

He couldn’t make it any worse!

[@DirtyJ42069]

Here! Here!

[@rustymertz]

This gets even better after the 10th listen..

[@jetydosa1]

I'm with you. I've listened to this many times as well. FOr some reason I just love John bashing.

[@bim-ska-la-bim4433]

... No, it doesn't...

[@evansgate]

there are so much to these John eps that they can easily be listened to multiple times. I love em. MY TEACHUH GAVE ME AN A IN SIXTH GRAYDE ARTEY

[@guycollins8137]

@@evansgate "I helped the other actors remember their lines."

[@dipdo7675]

“I do have talent” Hahahahaha He sounds like Fredo in The Godfather “I’m not dumb” Pathetic!!

[@SimilasGraphics]

What an interesting look back at John. He’s pretty much FAILED at everything he attempted!

[@johnsmilitantbelch]

Except he kicked ass in first grade, that counts

[@mikewhipkey6863]

Stuttering John played his dad's skin flute in second grade

[@chonconnor6144]

He was a virtuoso.

[@metameta1427]

I'm stoned and this is hilarious to me.

[@mattlohr]

Did he blow his speedballs?

[@TheSuperQuail]

@@ShaunHopkinsAVFC man, you should have said D

[@TRIIGGAVELLI]

"skin flute" jiminy jelickers is that going to make me laugh the rest of the week.

[@JohnnyMars57]

I scored 6 touchdowns in a junior high school game. The next week I blew my ankle out. Never got back to being the stud I was after the injury. I would score 3-4 touchdowns a game when I was in 2nd grade. Made Barry Sanders look bad. Let’s face it, I was the best.

[@ScanMan1967]

John is an amazing talent. I know this is true because he says so repeatedly.

[@jamesjameson4566]

Self praise is no praise

[@HankBukowski]

@@jamesjameson4566 "D-d-d-dat's not t-t-t-t-ckckchttchchaaawww-t-t-true." - Super Smaht dude

[@awindowlicker]

John has talks with his Mom where they remind each other of how special and talented John is and John yells out: This is Gold Ma - If I recorded this I would have enough material to do a one man show.

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

KC actually seems like a good guy now. He straightened his act out.

[@martineastman9855]

So, artistically, John peaked in elementary school? He's bragging about that?

[@joealexandra7185]

He brought up his NYU student film a couple of months ago, and I could hardly believe it. He was actually talking about how some directors would go back to their earlier films and try to update or improve them, and how that never worked, that they were never as good as the original. Then he mentioned that they tried to do that with at least one of the early Star Wars movies and that -- in the same breath -- he himself thought of doing it with his own NYU student film, but decided against it. So, in his mind, a Star Wars movie and his own student film are out of the same drawer, worthy of equal consideration in regards to updating and improvement. He said this without a hint of irony. He was serious. He is out of his mind. But he is the gift that keeps on giving.

[@celinasinger1]

I taught at NYU film school for 24 years. There are no A+s there. And everyone gets an A because the lib faculty doesn’t want to the little babies’ feelings. Truth.

[@dipdo7675]

NYU?? He took extension courses that any moron could take!!

[@joealexandra7185]

@@dipdo7675 You mean it was a certificate program?! For years and years he bragged about NYU, which sounded odd to me because he's such a dolt that I couldn't imagine him getting through college; and it turns out he didn't! I seem to remember him lording it over others for attending lesser schools (such as Gary). What a total con artist.

[@dipdo7675]

An idiot I knew from HS went to the Harvard Extension School. He went to the annual HS Thanksgiving day football game (a huge deal in New England and a huge reunion of alumni) wearing a Harvard scarf and hat!! Everybody laughed at him!! Anyone can get in...you don’t even need a HS diploma!

[@jamesbrennan4163]

John has been playing trumpet since second grade and he still BLOWS.

[@flutebasket4294]

Karl must have a massive blindspot when it comes to KC's period on the show. Late 90s into the 2000s, KC was a major character on the show, and a bigtime fan favorite

[@JacaboBlanco]

The only reason he got the Leno gig was to get at Howard lol

[@gobert9316]

Within the past two years John has regressed very fast it’s incredible, his voice has changed so much

[@Tony.Technics.1200s]

Stuttering Hack looks even worse of a mess by the month, he's literally the reason why I cut down on my drinking, he's not the same person.

[@DirtyJ42069]

If you do zero prep, n u have zero talent to riff off the cuff, this is what u get Stuttering John

[@DirtyJ42069]

He said I was an " Autistic trumpet player" Haha

[@Victory1507ci]

Jays jokes were great at the end of him on the tonight show- he did Obama jokes even though nbc had told him that was off limits. Years after stuttering John

[@jamesz8496]

John is like opie .... when on his own doing a podcast he had no idea what to do .... opie talked about beer in a bar and John talked politics which he knows nothing about

[@johnsmilitantbelch]

"I'm a monologue guy, but i didn't actually write any monolouges, but i like to say that i was a monologue writer for Jay Leno because it sounds pretty impressive. Now i don't lie, i don't like to lie, but i actually do it constantly. So anyway Pocky, Artie, check out this flute solo"

[@PanasonicTooth]

"The Criminal Jabar Roast" 13:45

[@optimisticcosmic]

John will go to his grave still thinking he has some sort of talent not understanding that the joke was always on him his entire career. 😄

[@estebancomulet]

“In first grade I was so good they put me on public television”. Laughed for 10 solid minutes.

[@orvil9223]

"Howard gave me my start" - You mean Howard gave you your start and finish.

[@chadczternastek]

WOW, how great it is to leave the listening to radio totally after all the disbanding and the total chaos that used to be the O & A, but now I accidentally found the whole John and the seriously stupid John podcasts and lawsuits. I'm literally in day three, no sleep listening to Anthony and Artie double team and the best downs here. Great shit. Thank you for posting this. Subreddit is epic. Like I have a year of listening to do.

[@cjr1881]

If you can remember anything in elementary school you have already lost. End it already.

[@jerryjeromehawkins1712]

Those questions Muttering John used to ask celebrities back on the HSS weren't even written by him. They were written by Fred, Jackie and sometimes Howard.

[@reedrothchild7966]

Why is John so angry? What is his actual beef? Who deputized him as Howard's "sellout" policeman?

[@Flynnstir]

Wouldn't you be. John's a headliner lol

[@reedrothchild7966]

@Tonythetiger John probably spent that Tonight Show money like it was never going to end. He should've been like Leno & squirreled it away . His whole thing is stuttering . He truly thought he was a star

[@dipdo7675]

Divorce ain’t cheap in California!!

[@Muddybuddie]

Howard acts angry. That's why.

[@jerryjeromehawkins1712]

John is jealous of everyone around him. Losers hate winners. Howard, Fred, Gary, Robin... all are millionaires. John is a broke, talentless, hypocritical narcissist living in a roach infested, rundown condo across from a Home Depot.

[@larrycera9276]

There has been a tight race to the douche bag championship marathon race between John and Opie, but I have to admit that this episode puts John in the winners circle. As cringe and lacking in self-awareness as opie is, I don’t think he has topped the “getting back to my youth” comment. Nobody has.

[@secretsix43]

Opie has rare and brief moments of self-awareness. Enough to be insecure about them. John is completely unaware.

[@schnarfschnarf5886]

Opie is the king of douchebagery.

[@bcanfield1860]

He also has a wife and two kids. Neither of whom thinks they’re not the sex that they were born. And a couple of houses. And money. And he’s not a drunk. …I can’t believe i’m defending Opie but THAT is how bad John is.

[@larrycera9276]

Did John ever contact you or threaten to stop mentioning him on your show? It seems that he’s done so with everyone who discussed his absurd podcast and personality disorder

[@michaelmitchell4992]

Man how has John's podcast has changed. From glory and public tv to scamming people with a cancer scam

[@rayolson7475]

This video doesn’t prove stuttering John is a hack. Everyone knew that. All this video does is reaffirm that assessment.

[@danmesi]

Ozzy Osbourne passed his driving test on 18th time and S John got it in a truck on first time so there everyone.

[@kerpal321]

i remember even as a kid in the 90s i wash shocked at how bad jay lenos jokes were on the tonight show

[@superfuzzymomma]

LMFAO You guys are doing a great service to humanity. Keep up the good work!

[@JohnsThead]

John never says what jokes he wrote for for Leno. Cause, come on, this guy remembers grades he got in second grade. He never goes into the details of his joke writing for Leno.

[@timothyl8237]

These guys are wrong about KC , he contributed some funny stuff to that show. Games, going on the road With beetle juice, when Jackie and Fred wrote jokes for his stand up, and more

[@ColoradoBigfoot]

Yes Kc was great on the show!

[@1970borntorun]

John is so incredibly untalented and un-charming, he makes Sean Young and Carrie Fisher look like Diane Keaton and Meryl Streep lol

[@pacojerte2085]

Cumia is a pos but he actually has comedic talent and is very witty. John’s attempts to throw jabs at him are hilarious

[@panhead55]

Claim to fame: Niggalas Cage...

[@j.w.4514]

stuttering John went to school with 1960's early 70's oakland Raiders quarterback Darryl Lamonica?

[@rasalghul1263]

John did give us a gift cause instead of trying to convince himself in the mirror everyday he has talent he did the idiotic move of talking into a mic and unleashed it on the world

[@drankbigdrink]

this is so dead on. s-john should have never been known to any of us. this is what happens when you fall into something, then think that you are something because your past had nothing to do with talent.

[@nope2190]

It’s sad that this has more views than most of his actual podcast

[@zestyclose_village68]

Please do Steve Grillos podcast next!

[@johnfranklin8319]

I disagree with “John was making 80K on the Howard Stern show, which is not a good salary” In 2004 that’s the equivalent of 120K today, he wasn’t living in the penthouse, but he also wasn’t living in the poor house. And I think it’s a great salary for what John contributed to the show.

[@colonicstacker1683]

Look at that pic of John above versus what he looks like today.

[@haywoodjablome6645]

John is the luckiest man ever and he blew it.

[@richarddexter5513]

This is good enough to be played on Howard .Johns bad materials writes itself pre-made for any show good stuff fellows

[@joeyshirey9232]

there is not one redeeming quality that this man has

[@mrmoofle]

"I need like three care-a-ma crews."

[@derekfromtexas7621]

amazing with all these qualifications he’s still unemployed

[@arthurwatt4144]

Stuttering john is hosting a political podcast but knows nothing about politics. Lol

[@rustymertz]

Dude, his most recent podcast has a backdrop to make him look like he’s in a nice house.

[@bossyboss8113]

Ryan his boy crush hooked him up. There very close

[@Flynnstir]

Snap chat payedfor that. It took 2 years to add up plus ryan kicked in with his paper route

[@GloriousPanic]

LMAO thanks for this

[@kingrey465]

21:52 we don't know what Robin would say until Howard gives an opinion. Then, she would scream "l was just going to say that"

[@Triumph865]

your reactions when hes talking about his accomplishments in 6th grade are so funny.

[@Tony.Technics.1200s]

As much as Stuttering Hack hates The Comb-over Messiah, they're practically the same person.

[@GeneralDrunkenStumblefuk]

Ha ha ha.... I've only gotten hooked on the stuttering John saga this week of September of 2022

[@turkfebruary6299]

KC Armstrong was always one of my favorite parts of the Howard Stern Show when he was on, you guys should look into some of his bits

[@kencoakley3959]

When they ran the 10th grade Story they should have played the soundbite of Steve Martin in Planes, Trains And Automobiles saying "By the way, the next time you tell one of your stories, have a point. It makes it more interesting for the listener."

[@ricardocantoral7672]

Back when he was "famous".

[@paulinospunishment3513]

Stuttering John peaked in First Grade.

[@captainchedo3592]

Listen to Slobbering John 2 weeks ago Saturday make sure you got a 🤢🤮 bag 🎒 😉

[@mjr11474]

Artie and Robin laughing is a great touch! And why is John trying to convince everyone he's funny? We've all heard John before--and he's not funny.

[@matthewjohnson2853]

Dabbling john for example: makes himself seem like a highly successful car salesman selling Rolls-Royce's, Bentleys & Lamborghini's! Ran dealerships all around the world but he sold used Honda's in Massapequa for 20 years & made very little money!

[@corganart]

Classic clip. We got "exactchees" AND "pitchers".

[@jam1ga]

If I lived 10 more lifetimes you can never explain to me how this guy got the tonight show announcer job. Albeit it was for like a week but still

[@spittingvenom9148]

Jay Leno just wanted to get back at Howard. Plain and simple, John was a revenge fuck.

[@GloriousPanic]

You're response to Kareem roast was hilarious. I love how he mumbles through the full name.

[@teelowteelow356]

I was head writah for the criminal abdur jabbal roast!

[@hatelibtards4292]

Dabbling John became very left-wing after his kid came out as a Trans-mission/he-she!

[@danmesi]

Great stories on the desk in high school. Remember youll be a star in early grade school.

[@shellbacksclub]

was he having a literal conversation with Artie in his head? what a wack-a-doo!

[@MrCardozo1234]

This was a very well done video. You guys should keep it up.

[@cjr1881]

Man this is pathetic. He wasn't ever talented to do interviews. Howard and staff had to come up with shocking questions for him. He was just a stuttering puppet. He's not gonna be asking anything shocking now so wtf would be remotely entertaining?

[@KeepinIt100OFFICIAL]

i hear he dabbles in stand up

[@jetydosa1]

dabbles? Dabbles? I'll have you know that he's been doing stand up for years! Dabbles.... haha

[@Jcobb1018]

John is like that all conference high school quarterback who has his trophies on full display 20 years after graduation. Who just prays people talk about high school... pathetic and sad. Who is bragadoushous about elementary school? Well I was the best at the flash cards... fff fff fff nineteen!!!

[@jetydosa1]

the difference is that the all conference quarterback accomplished some things in HS. John, got an A on a test and played the trumpet

[@chocolatetownforever7537]

Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite.

[@estebancomulet]

Kevin, one small request: we need MORE deep-dives on Tony from MCIS (or whatever the fuck it's called). He's a permanent source of fascination and hilarity. Truly the weirdest bloke (yes, I'm English, I use words like bloke and geezer, and drink in actual pubs, in London, not fake ones like John in LA - no offence to Pickwick or ‘the Yard’, but you know what I mean...). The only concession I'll make to John: although it was never a huge deal here - the E-show was played on cable tv in the UK in the late nineties, on Paramount comedy channel, and so we could access those easily, and some of us were huge fans...but it was never a household name. Some ppl would know it, some wouldn't, mostly not, but Howard WAS a familiar name, mainly by reputation (and when Private Parts came out, he did a promotional blitz here (look up Howard stern on TFI Friday), and appeared in the tabloids, so ppl could now put a face to a name etc. And would know him as the controversial shock jock who was worth millions, in the way we knew Letterman or Larry king through their place in popular culture etc.) Then when KZbin came about, I started searching for old interviews I remembered Howard doing with celebs - like Noel Gallagher - and from then I started to watch everything I could find, and discovered all the Wack Packers and so forth (weirdly I first became obsessed with Hi-Pitch Eric, quickly overtaken by Jeff the Drunk, THEN came My main HS obsession - BEETLEJUICE, the Goat, then the enigmatic Fred, Baby Booey, even Robin etc.). I loved it, and other friends of mine at university also got into it through the clips on KZbin, and it spread by word of mouth. So yeah, he did have a cult presence in the UK. Just wanted to clear that up. But it was all Howard, in no way did Stuttering John have any kind of fame or name-recognition lol! DABBLERS FOREVER. The idea Ali G stole his act is laughable - there was a British comedian called Dennis Pennis from the early 90s who would ask irreverent Qs on red carpets. I think John has more of a case with him lol. And err, Ali G is really funny, John is not…key difference.

[@kurtcarson8911]

You convinced me you have never even been to England, much, much less London.

[@chrislevack405]

​@@kurtcarson8911I'm shocked anyone read that brick wall of text.

[@shawnfoley826]

Heard of you guys on Compound Media.

[@dipdo7675]

He should be called the Delusional Stutterer!!

[@stevesullivan9752]

Muttering John

[@robgreenaway1358]

KC was a great character in Stern world

[@kollumthirteen]

People on the coasts don’t even know where the Midwest is (they think it’s everywhere but the coasts) 📌

[@leahcimolrac1477]

It’s just west of the geographical elf, MIMAL. Am I wrong? If you don’t know what I’m talking about just Google MIMAL

[@kollumthirteen]

@@leahcimolrac1477 Do you not get the goddamn point of the message I wasn’t talking about where it actually was and where it isn’t and besides the west in America has changed over time it depends on which era you’re mentioning

[@saudasiri6019]

Wish if you guys do a WATP on the Radio Gunk pod they suck ass

[@johnfranklin8319]

42:45….LMAO!….StutJo….” Ya know, the Criminal Abba-Jabbar Roast “

[@dmartig1]

OMG- He is having a hypothetical argument with Artie Lange!!

[@drunkengineer205]

The Big Bang of the Dabbleverse

[@speakingmoistly9912]

Darrell LaMonica played QB for the Raiders in the late 60s-early 70s.

[@Mannsy83]

Karma is real

[@NoNameTesla]

Finally paying attention to KZbin huh? Cool.

[@ryansharmanisadoubleagent6326]

Yeah but youtube recently kicked out RadioGunk for bashing Howard too much. Hope the same doesn't happen with WATP. Once your product is branded "bullying" it's all over.

[@larrycera9276]

RYAN SHARMAN IS A DOUBLE AGENT wait, they killed that channel for “bullying” Howard Stern King Pelican? What a world we live in these days

[@fringestream990]

@@ryansharmanisadoubleagent6326 really? I was wondering what happened to them.

[@AAAskeet]

The desk bully story was gripping

[@LigerFan]

Assuming everything Stuttering John about how accomplished he was as a child is true I have one question: WTF HAPPENED?! Too many whippets with spray cans rot your brain early? Severe head trauma? Damage to himself from early alcohol and drug abuse?!

[@rkowna]

John is doing the exact same shit now, nothing has changed

[@hatelibtards4292]

Stuttering Dabbling john!

[@stevesullivan9752]

Muttering John

[@michaelmitchell4992]

You cant throw a speedball past Artie Lange

[@valerienagy8764]

How exciting to hear that SJ is going back to what made him "famous" in the first place!!!! (At first I thought he meant he was going to return to stuttering.) But who is going to write questions for him? He truly is one delusional jerk.

[@mattyboyanderson]

The Artie Prader-Willi drop is spectacular.

[@jetydosa1]

is that what that's from? That might be the funniest story he's ever told. Either that, or the bookie with the ash on his forehead.

[@sukonmiskunk5696]

'It all started as my head hit floor when fell out of my mothers womb'

[@MMacAttack]

Hope you’ll have Anthony back soon to bust on stuttering John !

[@Austinole11]

This is the book of genesis for the stut Jo saga

[@mertalawiscious2873]

John's talent is that he's got no talent

[@markfrost2707]

Orwell was so right about everyone getting famous for a few minutes. Talent or not

[@davidfelton2012]

That wasn’t Orwell who said that! It was Andy Warhol.