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[@CardmarketMagic]

The Most Dangerous Words in Magic-if you don't want Carl to give your opponent a token: bit.ly/3MQ5xqP

[@Dohlenblick]

Love the slow drip of LRR + Carl-fusion content, also really funny stipulations!

[@violaknapp7904]

I love how whenever people aren't allowed to say even just a handfull of words their speech immediately turns into cavemen mode

[@Xaintrix]

Happens every time.

[@isaz2425]

We have the list of words here, but they don't have it and don't remember what is forbidden , so it makes sense.

[@Unyubaby]

As a suspiciously priced Canadian, I recognize those suspiciously priced packs.

[@MindstabThrull]

I can re-enact that for like $12 by walking maybe five minutes round trip to my local Dollarama :D

[@jshavluk4342]

That's what happens when a product is made years back and still at that set price.

[@blueplayer6197]

My dollarama doesn't stock those but I bought at another and I can confirm they never have anything of any value in them

[@lukastrucka9447]

Auspicious even, wink wink

[@cyborgchronicles2340]

I ​@@blueplayer6197 I actually got 2 pain lands in bunch of them

[@ConManAU]

Kathleen: This is a battle of my vocabulary against your twisted rules. Kathleen, 5 seconds later: I use this stuff to play this thing.

[@cleverswarm2379]

The fact that players got more and more paranoid as the time went by is hilarious 🤣 13:03 "Change the orientation of these objects and take one from the top of this pile" - now I will use this every time I play magic

[@NiiRubra]

"I'll verticalize my rectangles and swipe one from this stack".

[@rajamicitrenti1374]

Wait. He said "I can't see shit", which got beeped, but didn't trigger a penaty for Beep.

[@MindstabThrull]

You'd have to penalize the editor for that one!

[@baals_bestie8074]

Friend that's a bleep, sorry no trigger

[@Gytman189]

At 27:00 he said attack twice and wasn't punished for it, he then actually said beep and at 10:00 he said tap and no one caught it. There are genuine mistakes to be annoyed with.

[@rajamicitrenti1374]

@@Gytman189 oh, I noticed most of those. But those aren't *funny*.

[@justinfriedman2039]

@@Gytman189 And she said 0oze twice around 17:30

[@ironmariachi]

I’m always reluctant to click on the non-traditional magic videos and then I remember I love magician Carl and suddenly I’ve got an enormous smile on my face like I’m watching Paddington 2.

[@CardmarketMagic]

I'm really happy you enjoy the non traditional videos :) we are also often surprised at how fun they are to make. Thank you for your kind comment!

[@Yuri-xm9rx]

Absolutely sad how this channel doesnˋt get the credits it deserves. Funniest and most interesting channel on magic in my opinion. Even just in term quality of content ( like all the magic of the past with special guests and old footage) and the frequency of content deserve much bigger crowd to pay off all the efforts of the crew.

[@CardmarketMagic]

That's very kind of you to say :D

[@MathisGries-ml5qv]

Absolutely agree. When I first found the channel I was watching old videos for a while and thought the content was amazing. But that did not prepare me for the consistent schedule they somehow maintain with consistent content with so much variety, creativity, chemistry - seriously amazing accomplishment. Content for the ages.

[@XpVersusVista]

30.000 views in 7 hours is nothing to sneeze at.

[@cyborgchronicles2340]

I totally agree I started ordering from card market just because of them

[@MathisGries-ml5qv]

@@cyborgchronicles2340 As have I, and it has cost me dearly :,) Still love my collection, would love to get it signed by the bois one day.

[@lukesveen5269]

Me casting an opt with one red mana and a Blasphemous Act in hand: "I cast goblin, no... cat, dog, zombie, elf, human, orc, ooze, bird, pest, insect, dwarf, oops, I mean opt."

[@TheBirdOfParadox]

Seeing the brain melt out of Kathleen and Graham's ears in real time was so fun. Carl uses any and every opportunity put funny hats on himself and everyone else. As a regular hat wearer I'm in full support of his efforts. As a regular watcher of both LRR and the Cardmarket channel seeing the LRR injokes pop up here was neat. It was so funny to me to see Kathleen say Wheeler's name like a curse word when she accidently gave Graham an egg had me laugthing so much.

[@janmelantu7490]

“It’s still your play-go-time” I see we have fed normal player conversations thru google translate

[@GG-dt5hh]

Magic the way Gotcha was supposed to be played

[@poiri]

The true Unhinged experience

[@chriswr_]

love seeing Kathleen and Graham instinctively place cards in the middle of the table as if they have the LRR card reader

[@whaleofdarkness]

How fitting that Graham is Garruk as he played Garruk in one of Prof's videos.

[@bricelory9534]

26:12 aww, missed two big punishments! An absolutely silly time! Thanks for keeping the joy of Magic real! It's what gets lost when all we see are tournaments and online play.

[@MathisGries-ml5qv]

I will never get tired of seeing Carl in that outfit. Spoilers below: I love seeing Fauce del Terrore Colossale, Pipistrello, and Carrluk Wildspeaker

[@doomkingraye7692]

because every video on that outfit is a banger

[@tk421eatmyshorts]

I 100% need a pipistrello now...

[@Smilkma]

Gonna buy so many bat tokens in Italian and sharpie the strello out

[@thedevilcomes2011]

This is exactly what our community needs more of. Thank You Graham, Kathleen and Carl :)

[@kazemitra3896]

One thing I love about the Cardmarket content (well, besides you, guys!) is how often you come back to the ideas that your audience previously liked

[@CardmarketMagic]

We are planning to do Dandan again soon with a very special guest :)

[@MindstabThrull]

@@CardmarketMagic Build your own deck for it out of crazy cards and have Carl vs Phil from Goldfish?

[@tk421eatmyshorts]

@@CardmarketMagicalso another Judge’s Tower plz/thnx

[@whiplashxe]

@@CardmarketMagic DanDan with forbidden words!?

[@FrequencySpectre-y1b]

@@CardmarketMagic Two Dans playing Dandân while eating dan dan noodles?

[@Manascrew]

"YOUR TIME IS NOW" -Graham

[@HighLanderPonyYT]

That should give someone a snow land.

[@Manascrew]

@@HighLanderPonyYT 100%

[@FoggyMemoryProductions]

As a Canadian, this is the weirdest way to play Magic I have ever seen. I might have to try it at some point.

[@DieKriss]

10:36 unpunished “TAP”

[@Romashka_Sov]

Carl: "That's allowed"

[@Bruhecc]

TAAAAAAAP

[@zidijan7430]

16:22 unpunished draw

[@marginis]

EDIT: 10:14 unpunished "alright"

[@Romashka_Sov]

@@zidijan7430 reading what card does was allowed at this point though

[@crawdaddy2004]

I’m not sure if Carl or Crim (from Goldfish) is my spirit animal, but it’s definitely one of them.

[@CardmarketMagic]

Oh you are evil 😅

[@zirilan3398]

Carl-> you actively try to make the correct play Crim->you actively try to make the play that pisses people of the most and you just exist for the quota In conclussion: just be Carl

[@skillganon606]

My spirit animal is Cam from LRR, so I'm also in the C club lol

[@Spotifist]

I too would give up immortality for Pipistrello

[@CardmarketMagic]

🤣 Oh pipistrello 🥹

[@ProfDragonite]

I love seeing people outside of Cardmarket being subjected to Carl's silliness. Now I just need him to planeswalk into another channel. To spread the whimsy, of course.

[@nagsorinaste5658]

Every time carl wears this outfit it's just bound to be good xD

[@ExNightZ]

Love these style of videos where Carl just messes the players up

[@Dreamchime]

I think Kathleen should have faced a punishment for committing an illegal game action at 19:22 where she targeted a Monster card with a card that only can target Creature cards.

[@bestbeekeeper8931]

i sometimes imagine carl sat down in his lair, rubbing his hands together and scheming new ways to torment internet microcelebrities

[@yamamotokun80]

May I know how Karl thinks of all the rules during this game, whether he already had the rules in mind or if he just thinks of it on the fly? 🎉 I am impressed by how quick he thinks.

[@MindstabThrull]

Remembering about 8 words and then hear anything that sounds like a creature token :D

[@Romashka_Sov]

​@@MindstabThrullA Wizard and Garruk hat punishments too

[@CardmarketMagic]

I wrote down all the punishments and put them in the hat :) from there I just make a list of words, set the trap, and wait for my friends to unwillingly fall into it and ready their head for a Garruk Hat 😅

[@maxwellmulford5898]

I’ve seen several videos with these two, and I never realized they were married.

[@RayearthIX]

Meow meows do in fact eat squeakers.

[@lukastrucka9447]

as is tradition

[@spacecaptainseth213]

This has quickly become my favorite magic the gethering channel. You guys are hilarious and I love the fun ideas you guys always try out. I feel like Jamin would help me move, thoralf would come up with a really good excuse to not help but its understandable, and Carl would promise to be there and then not show up saying he was certain it was the next weekend. Keep up the great work yall

[@CardmarketMagic]

Hey! I never pass an opportunity to help someone move! It's the most fun productive activity :D (Carl) Also thoralf always has a good excuse but then he's the kind of guy who would buy you a nice piece of furniture for your flat to make up for it!

[@PheenWoT]

Guys, wake up, our favorite Store just posted!

[@nuggrcrunch]

Man, I love this channel! Everyone involved is an amazing person :)

[@xavieraubin775]

You guys have very quickly gone from that channel I always see in my recommended, to a channel I eagerly await more uploads for, you guys rock!

[@CardmarketMagic]

I'm really happy you enjoy our content :) we make the kind of videos we'd want to watch so it means you and I have the same taste in MTG videos :P

[@12linyAB]

10:33 missed "tap"

[@chrissmith-kr2oz]

was looking for this.

[@jiriwichern]

me too

[@philippealmeras4560]

Les paquets du dollorama c’est parfait 😂 👌

[@fiendfi7119]

I like how "move to combat, I'm coming at you with these guys" is completely on the table but they opted to say "fight time" etc instead

[@tatupuukko4328]

This year has truly been full of hats 😂

[@RealityMasterRogue]

mokey mokey isn't a creature, its a monster! judge!

[@tobynorris]

Love how it's Mokey Mokey of all things that appears in their games. It's just perfect.

[@Atypical-Abbie]

Wow, you can't just go calling people monsters like that.

[@guscaminati6432]

i love that garruk say twice attack at 26:04 and no punishment

[@tommyg121]

Grahm becomes Garuk. Me after laughing for two minutes "Oh, nobody tell Voxy."

[@InFinale]

Absolutely great video. You guys keeping knocking it out of the park with creative ideas and amazing videos. Not only is this the best paper magic channel at this point (that isn't soley commander focused), but it is also one of the most interesting channels out there, period. Keep doing what you are doing, it is working.

[@CardmarketMagic]

That's really kind of you to say :D thank you!

[@mikep5330]

Because crown I take is now what I will say when I draw for Monarch.

[@Meteorlink]

i wonder if you could exploit the "gain +1/+1 any time a green creature enters the field" by saying "elf" a bunch at the right time

[@pdb189]

The world needs more Carls

[@pinkunicorns3185]

1:22 the game literally starts with him saying 'alright' and not being punished

[@CardmarketMagic]

I can't catch everything 😅 there is a lot to keep track of! Including not running my rolly chair into the wall

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Love that "turn" was never banned but they still tried their hardest not to say it!

[@ΧρήστοςΠαπαδημοπουλος-δ6ο]

This is so unhinged. I love it!

[@petrmatlal3373]

10:05 alright😂

[@kaderussell7193]

At 10:24 a forbidden word was uttered and not punished, shame on Carl.

[@Mysterious-Stranger]

Oh my god, I haven't seen LRR in ages!

[@dude11579]

This is without a doubt one of the best video formats on this channel. Possibly in the hobby.

[@joelhatterini6392]

It so quickly devolved into caveman speak

[@Mightypi]

I think Carl might be my sleep paralysis Deamon after this

[@caseyp5665]

"Go to combat"- is the phrase, and he went with "fight time" everytime 😅

[@igogo314]

Die Folgen mit LRR sind sooo großartig!! I really love it

[@Dreaming_Kaleidus]

These Gotcha words are Unhinged.

[@FirstNameLastName-gh9iw]

I love the fact the censor 3x as many words as they needed to

[@CBuiscuit]

Missed 4 words but it was still a fun watch. And the person impacted(Imp) most by 3 of those missed words still won. Quite game, quite time. Enjoyed lot. Thank.

[@BoltTheEmolga]

10:26 rip missed punishment But yes absolutely love this stuff, their minds broke when there were such easy substitutes, probably would have the same issue in heat of the moment though

[@tyberiousmcelvogue8396]

26:00 no punishment either

[@JanePlaysMagic]

Wow I LOVE head games!!! I just found out about it this week and I can't believe yall played it!

[@Dragonicflare]

Oh I love these packs! It's rare you get anything very good or valuable out of them but they make for some really fun games. I use them to build wizard tower decks with my friends. We call them poverty packs.😛

[@kaukospots]

I'm using "I put my creatures in sport mode" from now on

[@XTimTheEnchanterX]

I love the comment at the end, I'd love to see Carl and/or crew at an lrr PPR or something like that

[@CardmarketMagic]

It's in the plans for sometime next year :)

[@GoldenKairu]

The Wheeler comment when the egg dropped 😂

[@HComfy]

8:34 Kathleen trying to resolve her spell: Graham: *is Garruk* 🤣

[@petrmatlal3373]

10:13 alright 😂

[@puhku3]

This is the funniest mtg video, I have seen.

[@tomcadden8054]

"I am going to get my ooze infront of your freeblade and do the magic dance"

[@KunushiH]

I am intrigued and amused at Carl's ability to be the most Mad Hatter of Game Masters with such ease. He's probably amazing at parties.

[@ClanCrusher]

I was hoping Kathleen would use plummet on Mokey Mokey to make them a fallen angel.

[@STS-qi1qy]

Love mixing Cardmarket madness with Beejlander. Such a great concept.

[@dragojess]

I love how quickly the Mokey Mokey was taken out LOL

[@tessanger]

I like how Carl as Canadian likes to give out so many punishments :D and they says that Canadians are nice people

[@charlottenelken]

As most things that have to do with this channel OR with Loading Ready Run, this was utterly delightful.

[@charlottenelken]

I would have just started speaking in French tbh, should have studied in schools @ the anglo Canadians!

[@99wattr89]

You totally got me with the 'Beej' punishment. 😂

[@Verlisify]

Carl's magic hat is the best thing on this channel

[@theNightDice]

I love all of the videos you made together with Graham and Kathleen, but I don't think any of them has made me laugh quite as much as this one

[@CardmarketMagic]

I'm really happy you enjoyed it! It was so much fun to play :D

[@tkmoosey4436]

Ooh the sacred 7-11 repacks 😂

[@methany8788]

26:00 still waiting for the punishment for saying "attack" twice within 10 seconds 😂

[@hellion5562]

Wow, thats really fun! Thanx for your content! Love you so much!

[@PSroka]

Wheeler: As premium egg of the format, good job

[@DeCode343]

Carl as a wizard for disturbing extra effects on the table is truly hilarious and fun. Do we maybe get to watch this with un-card decks? Unhinged Carl (Karl?), the great card wizard. (f u Gambit😅)

[@Akari-br7ci]

Petition to change "lands" to "mana generating game object"

[@byrontheusurper6505]

26:03 missed 2 attacks there!!

[@Bartuk_3000]

A canadian messing with other canadians. Perfect ❤

[@soratorb]

I was really hoping one of them would say "oh, 'colossal dreadmaw backwards!'"

[@Meddling_Mage]

always fun to see you all work with LRR!

[@capureeya3741]

Bro the “news flash transition sound thingy” was cool af

[@josuelservin]

To avoid Carl getting exhausted I suggest adding a sharpie, for every forbidden word, opponent gets to edit one card in play or hand. I would love to witness the ensuing chaos!

[@PrimeShifter]

11:56 lmao for the remainder of this scheme she will be referred to as my wiiife 😢

[@FizzleIsGaming]

3:06 missed alright trigger!

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

nice fun twist to mtg! and also lrrmtg's back again!

[@mindustrial]

She said alright while becoming a wizard and didn't get penalized!

[@chromaticchrome3746]

Videos like these make it abundandly clear that Carl is a Rakdos Creature.

[@cubkul]

OH NO A PUNISHMENT WAS MISSED! 10:25 "So that's fun. I'm gonna TAP these to . . . cast. . . " OOOOOOOH OBVIOUSLY EVERYONE IS EXPECTED TO BE PERFECT FOR SURE NEVER NO MISTAKES NOPE /s just a wild video idea. I LOVE this silly, silly concept.

[@ericaschner3283]

Good thing nobody accidentally said anything containing 'Merit Lage'.

[@BovinaSancta79]

When Kathleed said bananas I was actually kinda anticipating Graham getting a monkey token of some kind... A little bit disappointed it didn't happen LOL