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Velma is an awesome new scooby doo reboot on hbo max! Mindy Kaling is a queen! Glenn Howerton plays Fred, Daphne, Scooby doo, shaggy!
#velma #reaction #cartoon

[@SpillingTheMilk]

we live rn www.twitch.tv/spillingthemilk

[@COMEBACKSOON568]

What type of milk do you like?❤

[@applesnl8077]

I’m so sorry for youn

[@cjsupr3m386]

Day 3 of asking you to watch amphibia

[@ghostskullromero8643]

First but God why this Dog Shut show?😮‍💨

[@cesarvictorino8624]

Can you react to the anime Code Geass?

[@jordy6913]

I still can't believe they made Fred fall for Velma because of her inner beauty, when she has one of the literally worst most toxic personalities in fiction

[@DillyPickIe]

17:05 is this her inner beauty?

[@domvvilla1964]

@@DillyPickIewhy would you make me relive that scene

[@ventedupload]

HOSEE!!!! TEF TOI LOOOKIENSABAYANGGGGGG

[@frtzkng]

Cognitive Dissonance: The Show Also @DillyPickle thanks for the nightmares I'm going to have tonight

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Right? I mean, if that external look was on a likable character, I daresay she'd be kind of cute (y'know, like the original Velma) but the personality is what taints her

[@k9kimbo]

Fun fact: THIS version of Velma’s character is in the villains wiki.

[@samuelwetz8378]

LOL

[@ArcticPrice]

AND FOR GOOD REASON

[@DoratTheKiller]

Every main character of this series should be, tbh

[@estebangutierrez160]

So is Daphne

[@Lostouille]

This is an insult to villains 😭

[@MTTT19]

This Velma show is so desperately trying to be Harley Quinn. While Harley Quinn had swearing, violence and raunchy humour, it has a lot of heart. Velma has little to no heart.

[@collinkeyser6827]

..And It Had A Great Build Up To Harley & Poison Ivy's Relationship. It's A Shame The Guys Were Too Hard On It.

[@wietomeiborg1934]

Maybe it’s just me, but I’m so fucking tired of self-referential humor, which is my biggest turnoff from Harley Quinn and other shows of the like - writers nowadays are so desperately trying to create the next Monty Python while completely failing to understand what made the humor of their work fresh and funny, even Rick and Morty is guilty of flat-out excusing its shit writing by Rick just having to spill out what’s happening on screen - it completely ruins any and all immersion I could be experiencing if the characters just SHUT UP AND LET ME EXPERIENCE THINGS FOR MYSELF

[@koopamarketableplushie]

i think Velma has negative heart to it

[@notyetawomen5257]

It makes sense for Harley Quinn to be that, considering DC comics books are really violent and has sex in it. But doesn’t make sense for Scooby doo to be the same.

[@the_weird_human_creature]

Also everything that comes out of velmas mouth is either racist or sexist

[@perrilewis180]

They destroyed my boy Fred. He's an actual sweet dumb man who loves traps. They could've made him Scoob's original owner but because Scooby isn't up to standards when it comes to his breed the parents want to sell him off but Fred hides Scooby and feeds him in secret. A good way to include the actual main character.

[@defrozendonut8715]

From what I’ve read Warner bros told them they can’t use the dog my guess is they read this dumpster fire of a script and to save any face they had they told em they can’t use the dog

[@onepieceofbbq6357]

to play devil's advocate Fred in this show was the only character that I thought wasn't that bad because he actually had humane flaws plus had some pretty decent lines that even got a laugh out of me. but you're right in saying that he's dogshit because this was supposed to represent the Fred that we know and love. They should've just made their own cartoon/show because if they did then this character wouldn't be that bad.

[@strxwbxrry_420]

@@defrozendonut8715 Can you blame them?

[@defrozendonut8715]

@@strxwbxrry_420 no I don’t

[@habijjj]

​@defrozendonut8715 it's mainly cause the violence. That's why what it should have been is they should have been inspired by the actual scooby gang and had their own dog.

[@Harmonica821]

"Fred is the most likable because he's purely ignorant and not malicious, it adds a human element to him that no other character in this show has." *Oh my god, someone finally put it into words*

[@364-unbirthdays8]

Ironically, even though the show HATES him, Fred is genuinely the most likeable and also the best character in the entire show. He is held accountable for his bad actions and mistakes (which barely happens to anyone else), his family treats him like garbage so you instantly feel more sympathy for him than anyone else, the police absolutely hold a bias against him, and he actually changes and improves as a person, which is more than I can say for anyone else in this show!

[@grimer_8736]

​@@364-unbirthdays8 ironic that a show that makes jokes about rich white men has a rich white man has it's most likeable charactet

[@plumeria1985]

It's so funny how they manage to assassinate every character except for Fred, the one who just outright began with character assassination(and I'm not someone who care about the "original Fred", this one is just explicitly written to be bad). I don't know how they started off with "he's so racist he can't tell Indian and Latinos apart" and made him better than Norville, the one dude who starts out pretty normal then just gets worse the more he denies/leans into his obsession with Velma

[@Noelle_Holiday]

@@grimer_8736 Same thing goes with High Guardian Spice and Santa Inc. lmao. This is literally just like that New Guy comic strip from a couple of years ago, in which the bald fat employee is somehow far more likeable and sympathetic than the artist's self-insert.

[@salstimatic8111]

55:25

[@TheWarmachine375]

Mindy Kaling's Self-Insert Show where everyone simps for her and she vents all of her psychological issues and biases into the episodes instead of going to a therapist.

[@AuntieL_ATL]

this

[@zanwrightmfwr756]

literally

[@malevolentsnow9867]

This show has made it difficult for me to watch The Office because every time I see Mindy on there I just think of this BS.

[@ivorynk752]

And also vents how she doesn't respect therapists.

[@creed8712]

That’s most the industry these days. Why do you think Disney has exclusively been making animation about mommy issues

[@theoutsiderjess4869]

Velma's mom leaving to get the milk is absolutely hilarious

[@wackymuffin]

Velma's mom is awesome

[@angryboi595]

I love Velma’s mom

[@CaptainBuilder707]

She deserves to not have a mom

[@moonlighthunter5421]

Despite Mindy Kahling’s attempts to make Fred the worst character, she actually made him the most likable character in this quantum dumpster fire of a show

[@daviouscram2101]

That's cause he was on our side when he was killing off the cast members.

[@wildbard4112]

Fred loses a parent and Velma twerks. She's a sociopath

[@ponykazy3725]

She also said "twerking is not for me," so its not even a dance Velma likes to do. Bonus nitpick.

[@MK_ULTRA420]

@@ponykazy3725 That makes it even worse lol

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

@@ponykazy3725 how many crimes has she committed in this show alone?

[@leonel392]

@@thediam0nddrag0n78 At the first like, 30 seconds? She tries to murder someone, which is a crime

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

@@leonel392 we need a list

[@VanHellbright4763]

It’s like the writers were trying to make Velma like Bojack Horseman with all the terrible ways she treats others but they forgot one crucial detail. In Bojack Horseman when something like that happens your not supposed to be rooting for the man.

[@Anti_LGBT.]

I always root for bojack

[@omarrojo9484]

@@Anti_LGBT. What OP means is that we don't root for BoJack to treat his friends like shit. We're rooting for him to get better and improve his life and have healthier relationships with the other characters and that he sees the errors of his ways. Not rooting for him to continue in his toxic behavior and his bad choices like Velma

[@omarrojo9484]

Plus in BoJack Horseman the writers made the characters actually likeable and the jokes are actually funny

[@Anti_LGBT.]

@@omarrojo9484 ik what OP means but bojack being toxic is the show its hilarious and yes velma is unfunny leftist propaganda.

[@AzathothTheTrueGod]

They even mention that in the show multiple times.

[@emma_nutella58]

To Velma’s credit it did one thing right and that was to unite the internet all agreeing it was a garbage show

[@G.M.C2005]

No matter what you believe in you can agree this show sucks (and I’m a lesbian and I’m offended by how they betrayed us)

[@Rar830]

@@G.M.C2005This show shouldn’t exist, imagine if a parent went “ooh Scooby Doo, my child will like this” They’d be traumatized for life, childhood memories corrupted while still a child.

[@spencerpetunia8268]

@@Rar830 Parent: We have Scooby Doo at home! Scooby Doo at home:

[@comicsans3537]

This alone should prove to the far right that the left literally does not think like they think we do- WE HATE THIS SHIT TOO.

[@westley89126]

It also united people in watching actual scooby doo shows such as mystery incorporated and having more of an appreciation for them

[@reldude-hd6gs]

Fun fact, the writers of Velma could not get the copyright for shaggy’s name or Scooby Doo. That’s why in the show they are named Norville and Scooby Doo is just not there.

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

Therefore, I will not consider this Shaggy.

[@CaptainBuilder707]

Lol

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

​@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1"Wasn't me" -Shaggy

[@Иная]

SO THIS IS RIP-OFF FANFIC

[@Dr_UwU]

How tho? Isn't scooby-doo public domain? I know scooby-snacks is trademarked but im sure Shaggy is available?

[@stickthelanding4785]

The whole series could have been avoided if Fred’s mom just used hypnotism on Velma

[@SupremeCommanderBaiser]

Why did sh even kill 3 girls + tried to with Velma? Stuff 4 brains in Freds head?

[@ivorynk752]

@@SupremeCommanderBaiser Maybe she was planning a test run to ensure she could do it without messing up.

[@RAINBOWNIGTHMAREPRODUCTIONS]

@@ivorynk752Honestly why not hypnotize Fred.

[@Isaiah_Drake]

She did they broke it

[@lookingforlove839]

The problem with these half baked shows using hypnotism as a plot device is that, they never really show the limits of the hypnotism. Like, what is really stopping her from hypnotizing the whole town and having them under her control?

[@haruwu3200]

It's absolutely amazing to see their souls progressively leaving their bodies the longer they watch the show

[@haruwu3200]

@@QVUTDN new torture method just dropped

[@ValidT]

@@haruwu3200 10 hour video of cat femboys meowing at each other for dominance. the FBI would love that.

[@ashurad_fox5991]

​@@ValidT atleast someone out there would still probably enjoy that. Binging Velma on the otherhand... Is just pure torture by cringe, unfunny jokes, unfunny commentary, political opinions, racial opinions, and so much more.

[@PinaaaColaaa]

tbh, I'd watch the Star Wars Christmas Special over this.

[@cinnamonbeanbaby444]

It could be worse, HBO could be making nft’s of this.

[@xedalpha1]

The animators clearly put more into this than the writers. A lot of the visual humour actually works.

[@0rurin]

Not only did she change the MC so she can self-insert, she made her cartoon crush bi, so they can hook up. And THEN, she made them all underage, which isn't sus at all.

[@DakotaofRaptors]

It's kinda sus, but eh...so long as it stays fictional.

[@HalTheBot]

how is being underage an issue? last i checked minors still got into relationships

[@0rurin]

the person who is writing a character to be underage, and then to be with her own self-insert (implying attraction), is an adult

[@HalTheBot]

@@0rurin ouch, yeah. i wrote that comment before learning about the whole self insert thing lol. my bad

[@theeskrungly]

People in scooby doo fandom already shipped Velma and Daphney, so them writing them as gay is like saying water is wet.

[@peeeeeeeeeeaf]

its insane that fred, the character who they tried to make as unlikeable as possible, is the only likeable character in this entire god forsaken show

[@Courier_Seven]

It's brilliantly ironic how they always manage to shoot themselves in the foot like that.

[@just_bladeok2041]

fr fred while a dumb guy is just a dumb guy everyone else is just extremely hateful and malicious

[@Baldwin-iv445]

It's Batwoman all over again.

[@fatemakhan3843]

Mindy is the sole definition of the word "Privilege" itself. She grew up in a upper class, went to an ivy league college & never had to struggle in her life to get where she's today now. She made Velma herself insert but this version of Fred is actually HER.

[@LightBoltDash]

it's great that modern America endorses this extremely privileged woman's idea of self oppression simply because of her skin color and gender isn't it

[@Montesama314]

Except Fred is somehow likeable.

[@Dragonmongamer]

Well expect Fred actually becomes more humble as the show goes on

[@kaeyasboobs5618]

she’s rich but to compare a woman of color to a white man is kinda weird

[@cozypoke1246]

Collector king quote?

[@Abedeuss]

Mindy's character was the worst part of Office, but after seeing this show I can tell it was not the script's fault...

[@alice88wa]

So glad I'm not the only one who feels that way. I wasn't a huge fan of the office but every time her character was on screen I was just like UUUUGH, whatever it is I don't care!

[@angryboi595]

the writers of Office were STRUGGLING 😭

[@TestaRosssa_]

But she helped write a ton of the best episodes! So I don't understand how she wrote this!? Maybe she's better in a team or maybe she changed over the years

[@acoelomate2984]

I think her character kind of worked on the show but it was because she was supposed to be annoying and toxic. Here Velma is annoying and toxic but we’re expected to think she’s edgy and cool for that, but in the office it’s more of a situation where we all know someone like her and she sucks

[@imaghost2961]

@@TestaRosssa_She’s pretty terrible in real like. I heard she s*xually harassed a male coworker in something and she laughed about it on camera.

[@ManaT5]

We need to have a fan animation where Shaggy goes to velma's universe and just beat the crap out of all of them

[@omniverse7976]

I saw on AO3 a single one shot where this Norville is in front of a council of Shaggys from all the different series. They’re about to destroy him when he begs for one more chance. They agree and He’s teleported back and Velma calls. He declines it immediately.

[@UrOtherDaddy957]

@@omniverse7976I need this link omfg that’s hilarious

[@MaskMajor]

I feel bad for the animators that had to work on this

[@wickedshadesproductions5254]

They clearly made bad life choices.

[@yaB0i_Hawkx]

@@wickedshadesproductions5254 i mean if I'm broke bc i get paid peanuts I'll try my best to grasp upon money if i could. It's comon knowledge at this point that animators are underpaided and overworked (especially in anime) and if i get money idk if i animate a bad show bc it's not up to me how a show developes.

[@ValidT]

@@yaB0i_Hawkx Yeah but at least this is an American cartoon, average in the US for animators is apparently $39 an hour. Which is pretty damn decent for animation.

[@wickedshadesproductions5254]

@@yaB0i_Hawkx you’re right. I retract my statement I guess I just feel bad for the animators who had good shows that were canceled

[@brianpierce5488]

I pity you poor poor fools for watching this I just can't anymore its too much cringe

[@Golden_eye21]

Velma didn’t just fail it’s main character, it failed everyone involved. Especially it’s audience.

[@danielmartins9901]

I think Daphne was fine-ish

[@sakurasensations4786]

@@danielmartins9901 Yeah, I at least can be vaguely interested(?) in Daphne’s stuff. Velma’s not only infuriating, but extremely boring. All her running gags feel tired before she even makes them. Although, I do enjoy Fred’s screen time the most. He’s strangely so endearing-somehow surpasses every single character of the show. Still didn’t do the actual Fred Justice, but you kind of have to appreciate what you can with this show. There’s very little to like 🥲

[@LunarAura]

Yeah Mary Sue characters tend to affect everything. You get characters written worse than half of anime characters with no dimension or depth. Its a way to write a delusional narcissist while hiding the delusion. Its like season 1 Michael Scott or Greg Heffley.

[@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343]

The laughter after Velma got run over was glorious.

[@Chunk_McSniffer]

They tried so hard to make Fred unlikeable but he ended up being the only likable character

[@wickedshadesproductions5254]

The best character is Scooby Doo. Mainly because he wasn’t in it

[@jonathanhamlet1942]

@@wickedshadesproductions5254exactly

[@bbbroodatscool]

I’m not gonna lie, some of the most iconic Spilling The Milk moments came from them watching Velma 😂

[@Sashimi_Boy2404]

And when they were watching High Guardian Spice

[@ewy8839]

I second these comments

[@69hahafunny]

The worst the series is, the best their reactions

[@bbbroodatscool]

@@Sashimi_Boy2404 true that

[@spcmartin420]

All the reaction/review videos for Velma are much better than the show

[@dnhydra777]

Man, you just KNOW the writers were sober, cuz there’s not a drug in the world that could make you write something this bad.

[@nobody08088]

they were on some experimental crap man

[@unkownbeing5420]

The author of Fear and Loathing in Los Vagus is a better storyteller then Velma writers are and he was high as FUCK when writing it!

[@porkflaps4717]

They HAD to stay sober to keep up their race slandering woke act. If they did drugs there would have been creativity, humor, and the mean-spirited vitriol would've been mostly cut down. ESG woke programming for the ignorant unsuspecting victims and woke morons.

[@omniverse7976]

I feel like the writers just got told what Mindy Kaling wanted but didn’t know how to do it in a good way, so they tried their best to make it good but then mindy kaling said “There’s got to be more acknowledgment of racism.” Or something like that, and in doing so the writer were forced to make a shitty show.

[@JupiterDude3000]

Pretty sure they were also held at gunpoint to. Mostly for the twerking bits. That and to also prevent them from taking their own lives after realizing the mess they made

[@humanbeing4165]

To the creators of Velma (minus the animation team) This the most refined, highest concentration of literal trash the human race as a whole has or ever should possibly produce. I now genuinely think that darkest and most painful level of hell is just binge watching this and nickado avocado for eternity

[@rarescevei8268]

The show that is worse is that dumb Cleopatra documentary.

[@ScribStat]

It's such a shame, cause Velma's design can be so great at points, but her personality is just...eugh.

[@MasterMemo]

I think the thing that makes the show even harder to watch is that there are glimpses of good ideas here. Even the concept is fine... it's just... it doesn't work. Even the idea that the show seems to know Velma sucks, but then let's it slide? It's just infinitely confusing.

[@user-jf6yy3ne8v]

The 'self aware' humour ironically implies this show is actually aware of anything

[@Moonlight.Howlings.666]

With this Velma thing, they would have made it about a fan girl from the "mystery gang" (who would also be called Velma) who tries to solve her own mysteries Velma-style (which doesn't work for her at first) and then with help of friends would form their own group and use their own way of solving crimes.

[@apexmarveldchelluvabossfan7247]

That sounds a thousand times better than THIS

[@jaxtheoverlord6959]

PLEASE WRITE A SHOW WITH THIS PREMISE OMG It would be so cool if there could be some kind of cross over thing with this group and the og mystery gang. First thing that comes to mind is it's set to where the og mystery gang members are older, now more famous as a mystery-solving group. They suddenly go missing while solving a huge mystery, and the hard-core fan girl starts trying to dig into why they went missing. She finds few leads/clues, and fails to solve it. Eventually, she ropes her friends into the mystery. Perhaps her friends are also fans of the mystery gang and had unsuccessfully done their own investigations, or they aren't fans previously but get super invested into the whole mystery. Through their work sleuthing around online and putting together their clues, they figure out where they went missing to (and later how when they find them). Might be cool to also play around with the idea of setting up an ARG with the show (or have the characters solving an ARG within the show, and by extent the audience can also participate with it) set up by the main villain(s) of the series

[@KnoxForReals]

@@apexmarveldchelluvabossfan7247 let's be real that's barely a compliement tbh A toddler could make a plot better than whatever Velma tried to be

[@rickyn.1567]

@@KnoxForReals self-insert cringey fanfiction I wrote when I was 12 was better than this garbage.

[@amberlyrane8006]

This! But please don't make it woke. God wokeness is ruining television.

[@puli_dreadhead]

Watching this train wreck helped me feel better after my break up. I thought I was a shitty person but Mindy makes me feel like a saint.

[@BROXBasher]

Well, Mindy created a much lower bar of standards after this show. If this isn’t a joke, I recommend you take some time to evaluate what was going wrong in the relationship, and what you should learn and take action on moving forward. If this is a joke, yeh, I’d say Mindy dug this hole for herself.

[@robotx9285]

3:17 Velma's mom literally went to get the milk.

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

Y'know, I've heard a phrase that perfectly encapsulates this show: it's "Anti-Writing." Like think on it: any moment in this show that supposedly means character development is ignored in the next scene or episode, characters don't change by the end, the comedy is poorly paced and set up with so many points of forced repetition, the Mystery only progresses by shear coincidence, the ending twist is out of left field, and the drama is laughable. Literally, everything in this show is the exact opposite of how a show should be written to reach par.

[@ritaerror7829]

But it sugest that someone put their thought into show, to make it look like that. And probably, it just was written this way because of incopetence, so don't give them too much credit

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

@RitaERROR Honestly, I wish I could argue against that, but then again, these are pretty much the same mistakes done subconsciously by fanfic writers. Except that most fanfics get left to the dust of time, buried under the vast pile of bullshit that we create as a society. Whereas THIS self-insert fanfic was given actual funding and put on an official streaming service.

[@ritaerror7829]

@@b3rz3rk3r9 that's the point. And not only that THIS one got funding and all. Dunno what's happening behind closed doors, but it's almost ridiculous to write shows almost always with the same mistakes, and still getting paid to do another one, with another acting. Like, fine, someone could argue that's because it's an cartoon and it's new to the writers and voice actors. But story wise it's the same bullshit all over again...

[@MasterMemo]

​@@ritaerror7829 I'd blame committee writing even. Too much happening that's disconnected. I would bet even the diversity jokes would be in better measure with a singular vision instead of committee design

[@lucasthebigl]

They cancelled Infinity train and gave us this shit. I saw a kitten with an axolotl costume earlier and i don’t even think this negates the anger i feel.

[@ultradeathboy]

Man this was the weirdest fanfiction non canon series ever. Can't wait till we collectively act like it didn't exist and give it the star wars sequels treatment

[@BROXBasher]

Last Jedi was alright in some instances.

[@ultradeathboy]

@@BROXBasher I don't hate the sequels. But I think we can all collectively agree even the sequels gave more love to the franchise than Velma did for Scooby Doo

[@ultradeathboy]

@@BROXBasher if anything deserves to act like it didn't exist it's Velma

[@techpriest2854]

@@ultradeathboy very true, much like the Percy Jackson movies this shall be thrown into the abyss

[@argy7526]

@@techpriest2854 percy jackson doesnt have any movies it is a book series only (at least until the percy jackson series that the author works on gets released)

[@nothatisnotsolidsnake]

They should do a Fred show that has absolutely nothing to do with Mindy Kaling and the only dialogue is talking about traps

[@BROXBasher]

Lol Fred’s Traptastic TV Show.

[@dragonkeeper19600]

They have one episode that’s just 22 minutes of Fred crying over how much he loves nets, and it’s still better than anything in this show.

[@Nixahma]

Fred podcast

[@stranger9847]

Make it like a gameshow Fred hosts where he rates people's traps

[@Nixahma]

@@stranger9847 Considering this is the internet, Fred would very quickly learn the second meaning of the word "trap"

[@kajoliloli]

Velma as a character is not even fun to hate in this, she's just exhausting

[@henryapplebottom7231]

Fun fact: one third of the script was required to include a description of a character's race.

[@AmateurAnimations65]

I forget who said it, but ever since I heard it I can't get it out of my head, the problem with Velma as a character here is that she's both the Rick and the Morty of this show. She's a know-it-all prick who we're supposed to wanna see taken down a peg like Rick. But she's also the universe's punching bag who we're supposed to feel sorry for, like Morty. As a result, we're never really sure how we're supposed to feel about her.

[@dustin202]

It’s that combined with Mindy’s issues

[@younce-davis952]

Also with a strong political spin

[@dylanweathers9727]

Pretty sure you heard it from Sarcastic Chorus

[@AmateurAnimations65]

@@dylanweathers9727 Sounds about right

[@John-Stark]

Laugh as she gets punched

[@omarrojo9484]

You know it's a horrible show when watching people scream out of frustration is funnier than the show itself

[@DeadlyElement07]

lol, the only part of the show that I enjoyed was when Velma got hit by a car, they should do that again in season two, but this time with a bus 🤣

[@CaptainBuilder707]

@@DeadlyElement07 that was so goddamn funny

[@The_Chosen_Heretic]

Unironically? Despite them trying so hard to make Fred unlikeable, they ironically end up making him the best character in the show, because at least his character feels somewhat dynamic and occasionally has a genuinely funny line.

[@Montesama314]

If it was Velma as the killer the whole time, I would have found that hilarious.

[@Bear-bf1sd]

Fun Fact! When directing the first live action of Scooby Doo, the director hated scrappy doo so much that the whole movie was pretty much an assassination of his character. This was so effective that Scrappy Doo was “retconned” out of existence, with only a few references. I.e, in Mystery Incorporated, Daphne found a statue of Scrappy, and Fred reminded her that they never speak of him again. Additionally, in the Scooby Doo Blair Witch Parody, the gang ran in fear when they heard Scrappy. I wonder if future iterations of Velma will be primarily based off of her “kinder” Characterization, or if she’ll suffer the same fate as Scrappy lol

[@starkiller1289]

I didn't know that, though Velma is an integral part of the gang so they'll probably pretend that this characterization doesn't exist which should be easy since Shaggy/Norville isn't black an any incarnation before this.

[@firewolfandrewb]

They aren't gonna scrap an iconic member of the main crew over this

[@Bugretti]

Honesty I don't think people think of her a Velma like she has nothing in common with her normal characterization so the connection just doesn't click

[@firewolfandrewb]

@@Bugretti If anything I'd expect Mindy Kaling's career to take a bigger his from this long term then Velma's (the character).

[@unstableratdog4179]

If anything I hope it causes future show creators to characterize her with extra care after seeing how bad you can mess it up

[@Rembreiker_lychec9257]

Makes me so glad that a show like Smiling Friends exists (I recommend you watch it Spilling The Milk). While it does have dark jokes, it's one of the few adult cartoons where the main characters are likable. Even Charlie, who is written as a cynical person, is still a pretty chill guy.

[@narchist]

Even the frog that does hard drugs and eats people is likable

[@crow9849]

I finished Smileiling friends and I can say it is one of the best adult cartoons out and they should watch it.

[@TheGreenYoutuber]

Smiling Friends is overrated

[@yokaibuster6754]

You actually have a point. Adult animation doesn’t have the most likeable mcs thinking about. Only three shows come in mind for me when I think Mcs that I love because they’re not assholes

[@itsjayh]

@@TheGreenKZbinr nah its pretty good

[@mattheweveland8335]

Just noticed the words Fred saw above her head: leader + brilliant + knows herself = Literally none of those describe the character. They even make a joke about how she's a bad student. And... leader of whom? Knows herself? Isn't half the show her trying to figure herself out? I feel like this description is just how she likes to tgink of herself? B/c it definitely doesmt describe the actual character.

[@JellyBeanss2027]

I think its hilarious that they give up censoring stuff like halfway through At the beginning they encored "bitch" but three minutes in they stoped censoring "fuck" 😂😭

[@MeryemSH]

Fun Fact:The punching tecnique in 5:12 is real. It is mostly uses to people whose heart stopped beating. But it has a really rare chance to work and doctors mostly uses it as last choice. And they punch like twice , not that much lol

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Wow, I learned something

[@sunnyflow3r0803]

I think the joke(..?) there was that the pregnant lady was doing it in a motion of stabbing because she hates velma??? I'm just doing what I am used to seeing in games and stuff tbh. But I think that's where they were going with that.

[@MeryemSH]

@@sunnyflow3r0803 I think you are right I don't even think velma's writers thought that much

[@thaiangquoc9505]

@@MeryemSH Or at all

[@leonel392]

@@sunnyflow3r0803 Nah, she was just trying to save Velma, she is a good fellow

[@tj87451]

Idea, we change the show to Fred. And he adopts a dog, and finds a quirky group of friends that paint his new car green and orange.

[@lamppost3520]

Your idea is so short and simple Yet STILL it already sounds way better then whatever this new circle of hell tried to be

[@JuliaTheTransPeacock]

And he loves traps more than anything else

[@serencefrostbite3362]

And they go around helping people?

[@hilariomendoza1784]

The idea is so simple yet amazing that we must get this to the writers of this show. Edit: and demand they change it to this

[@alexotlthegreat4450]

hilariomendoza1784 They’d probably mess it up again

[@joshuan3265]

It makes me happy that I was not the only one that hoped the last episode would reveal that Velma was the killer the whole time. It was the only way (in my opinion) that they could have saved the show.

[@tranquilthoughts7233]

The very best thing about Velma is watching other people lose their mind while watching Velma.

[@daltooinewestwood6380]

It’s so weird, because the show presents Velma’s points like she’s in the right, but they write her like she’s the living physical manifestation pettinesses

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

Greg Heffley found a girlfriend. Unfortunately she’s gonna remind him every nanosecond that she’s gay.

[@WSendam]

Watching Velma is like tripping on the acid water from uncharted 3 and having a bad trip

[@sebastiantrias1529]

The difference is Acid Water is more enjoyable.

[@WSendam]

@@sebastiantrias1529 yup ❤

[@mrpringle9479]

Brought back memories I didn't know I had

[@collinkeyser6827]

I Think We Owe Scrappy Doo & "Be Cool Scooby-Doo" An Apology.

[@cyanide_crow7970]

I watched this for twenty minutes and felt like it'd been three hours I can't imagine putting myself through watching every episode

[@Melliorra]

fred is unironically the best character here. he got all the actually kinda funny jokes and considering the hell hes been put through this season, probrably traumatized. and i love me a traumatized gay mess

[@slishslash9202]

There are like 3 traumatised gay mess characters

[@Laxhoop]

I doubt even the writers knew it was Fred’s Mom before they wrote that it was her.

[@angryboi595]

Oh you know they didn’t

[@zirfala6355]

Velma feels like a family guy episode about meg.

[@TheAbigailDee]

Ok I know this is from long ago but LIKE this is so true

[@Halvblodsprinsen100]

Yeah, Velma is the new «one cup». Something you use to have others watch it and laugh at their horror.

[@Blargabar]

1:12:42 the primal hatred and insanity in his scream really makes you FEEL like your watching garbage

[@marabyrose]

Velma feels like a fever dream

[@WSendam]

It’s like a bad trip

[@Alittlesus_7068]

it is

[@Kirbo710]

Nope it's a fever nightmare

[@spritemon98]

A very bad fever dream

[@dustin202]

That is concerning

[@ellaenergy]

No way Spilling the Milk actually made Velma funny and binge-able 😭

[@Toxicality]

This show would not exist of Mindy Kaling went to therapy.

[@ArcticPrice]

True

[@lostinadifferentworld2752]

Velma is insufferable Daphne is low-key kind of cute. I don't hate her. Norville is just sort of.. there Fred is hands down the funniest character in the show

[@wickedshadesproductions5254]

That’s like being healthiest item at KFC

[@Trular-kreyss]

Daphne literally stabbed someone to death in episode 3....

[@MasterJunior93]

And Scooby is... Wait, where is Scooby?

[@mattgroening8872]

@@MasterJunior93norville’s girlfriend

[@rimfire8217]

34:22 “it’s okay. This Is just what they call Detroit Style Pizza” That is genuinely an amazing joke. It might just stand out more among all the other crap in this show. But thinking about just makes me smile.

[@Montesama314]

As a Detroiter who loves a certain Detroit style pizza place, I got a good laugh out of that. It's also such an innocent joke among all the sociopathy in this whole show.

[@thedukeofchutney468]

It just goes to show you that even a broken clock is right twice a day.

[@winniethepooht5776]

As a Detroiter deep in the hood, it was the one joke that made me laugh.

[@angryboi595]

Man…Fred is just the best

[@chadzaru]

When in a anti-racism cartoon the only good character is the white racist Guy you know that theres something wrong

[@AUnit2010]

All of Hollywood has officially adopted the Disney motto of "F**k you, you'll watch it". This show reeks of a cash grab. They as little effort as possible into writing and directing. Then shamelessly stole the names and appearances of characters from one of the most well-known cartoons of all-time to generate interest. This had ZERO to do with anything involved with the Scooby-Doo gang. They could have used random characters with different names that the (the writers and producers) created themselves and it would be the exact same show.

[@renji90998]

If you took a shot every time someone said white this and white that, you would most likely die of alcohol poisoning.

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Hell, if you took a shot of water for every white joke they made, you'd die from *water* poisoning!

[@sophiechekares9629]

She rlly thought she could kill my undying love for Fred Jones

[@learningwithlaila]

I wonder if she actually watched anything Scooby Doo related before making this. Fred was never narcissistic or a bully

[@mikukurisaki3413]

Velma: where Mindy Kaling uses all the "tropes," except... the tropes are over blown and pointed out every single time. And yes, self-insert is a trope used here, but it's the only one not pointed out.

[@Random.I_I]

Spilling the milk has had a history of absolutely hating extremely good movies or shows on their channel. This is not one of those instances.

[@vitalitydoesstuff3603]

We made them watch it all, so now we owe them as much as to watch their videos again.

[@paolocontegiacomo2509]

The fact that they watched all of “Velma” but refused categorically to watch even another single episode of “Amphibia”…

[@BROXBasher]

@@QVUTDN Do they make people in Guantanamo Bay watch this?

[@zenigatagaming6531]

I knew someone in high school who didn’t know what Scooby-Doo was. For a cartoon related group project. I had to describe Scooby-Doo to him. He said over and over “tHat LiTeRallY tEllS mE noThINg”. If he ever gets around to seeing this show or a review on it. He’ll think that the Scooby-Doo series was not worth watching

[@BROXBasher]

It’s best to come up with a synopsis, imagine it’s an elevator pitch. “Scooby-Doo’s a cartoon show about a group of distinct group of detectives who find and solve mysteries by unmasking monsters.”

[@zeldaprincessgirl100]

Heck, show that person the opening of What's New Scooby Doo, and tell him THAT'S the real Scooby Doo. Then proceed to show the movie, the zombie island one (Music is banger when Shaggy and Scooby are running away from the zombies), then the rest of the Scooby Doo franchise.

[@ponykazy3725]

Funny thing, my cousin who also never seen scooby doo (growing up at least) saw this show, and she likes it. Iirc she said its "just an average adult cartoon." She has seen some scooby doo since, but wasnt a fan. I kinda want to point her to mystery inc, but it was a little too much scooby doo for me. Idk, but I found it interesting.

[@Basswizard69420]

It's easier to say "it's about a bunch of teens with a talking dog who run around in a van and solve spooky mysteries"

[@Hope-kp3lb]

My favorite genre is "its so bad its good", however this only works for films that arnt comedys. You see when a horror movie fails and being scary it becomes funny, same for a sci fi movie. But when a comedy fails at being funny it isn't good anymore.

[@MaddHadder]

34:43 as a band kid, they got this all wrong. we dont eat chips, only energy drinks, OBVIOUSLY.

[@garrettviewegh677]

I like how when one of them mentioned, “this wonderful world of animation”, they showed a screenshot of Adventure Time. A show which heavily impacted western animation, revolutionizing the industry. I also love how Velma being the worst animated show to date got them into watching Mystery Incorporated, one of Scooby-Doo’s best, and darker, iterations of the franchise.

[@MrAuthor3DS]

Episode 1: We're Stuck With This Asshole Episode 2: Peddling And Framing Episode 3: The Psychiatric Tournament Arc Episode 4: The Quest To Kill The Male Gaze, Others' Self-Esteem Be Damned Episode 5: Struggle Of The Simp Episode 6: Your Parents Suck (Unless They're The Missing Mom That You Tormented) Episode 7: Guys Have It Best (If They're Secretly Velma) Episode 8: Nothing Is Ever Velma's Fault (As Detailed In These Flashbacks) Episode 9: Everyone's Finally Had Enough Of Her (For Now) Episode 10: And That's Supposedly How Vermin Dorkley Brought Mystery Inc. Together

[@BROXBasher]

If these eventually become the episode titles, imma laugh.

[@twistedwonderland1043]

This is so accurate!

[@Enteringdullsville]

“Vermin Dorkley”

[@huntercool2232]

42:13 Kor literally had a better plot for the show than an entire team of freaking writers

[@kessyokonkwo9337]

I think I found out (dreamt) the plot of Velma S2. There’s another murder and the “gang” has to solve the mystery, but this time the school forces their class mates to help with the case or everyone is expelled. I guess that way they comply with the investigation, get a bunch of new characters and suspects and there are stakes involved this time.

[@kappa_studios]

"It's just like Owl house-" DO NOT insult the owl house like that

[@Somezay]

I feel like they tried to mix Meg griffin with Eric cartman and they’re to add a dash of Velma but instead added Dan from Dan vs.

[@BROXBasher]

This is amazingly accurate.

[@barbatosmcmurderton4209]

But Dan can be funny sometimes.

[@OtaRyuzaki]

"Velma is the Seth Rogan of animation" Except he made me laugh

[@romancapulus5577]

To quote Ironmouse “Who hurt you Mindy?”

[@Fringe31422au]

Gigi serving as the straight man instantly made her the best character. 25:58 Cool background reference with the portrait of Mayor Nettles

[@stinkodoronion]

Oh shit, I didn't realize that was there!

[@Laxhoop]

It’s so satisfying to know that this show is not only the single lowest rated animated show of all time, but the only reason it’s not the lowest rated show of 2023, is because some network executive tried to change the time slot for Drag Race in order to put a new show staring a predator in the prime time slot.

[@Water10675]

32:45 funny how the clarinet is not playing instruments correctly and yet still got accepted

[@8Ghoul8]

Velma still doesnt know Daphni found her real parents

[@lookingforlove839]

I'm still wondering what the point was in her finding her parents? Oh yeah, i know. It was just used to stall the show

[@brandonlyon730]

@@lookingforlove839I think just to give Daphne something to do, and I guess Daphne’s mom was also the one to get the pocket watch from Fred’s mom, but other then that the whole subplot had absolutely no point.

[@Trular-kreyss]

She literally doesn't give shit about anyone.

[@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343]

And she probably wouldn’t give a shit.

[@SamTheGumMan117]

We binged "Velma" said no sane person in any universe ever

[@majorfanboy2005]

Save these three brave souls.

[@Montesama314]

Gigi is too damn good and sensible for this series.

[@joshuamercado6885]

Except for what she did with her group to Fred and daphne in ep 9

[@PR1ME98]

I hate how overly self aware this is. I’m gonna watch deadpool, at least that’s self awareness done right.

[@murky1608]

42:35 is infinitely funnier than anything that Mindy Kaling could have put in the show

[@BROXBasher]

Which part, the writing or the Norvile sticky note?

[@murky1608]

@@BROXBasher The DOO "acronym" The way they say it kills me

[@Sebastian_A_Var_Herman]

Alternative tittle for this video: “We made a MISTAKE”

[@AcroPlat]

I like how this is one of the shortest “we binged” videos

[@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942]

If this show plays at my funeral, I’m not dying

[@mcstudioproductions3512]

"I sentence you to twenty four hour torture!" "Ok" "i sentence you to watch the entire Velma series in one day without looking away."

[@Mert_Yanik]

What did they do to get that sentence

[@pikaqte5418]

@@Mert_Yanik commiting treason

[@xxflowergurlboiixx]

-grabs gun- Oh hell nah I rather die

[@ajroppul5473]

You know a show is bad when a movie about a cat in boots can portray a panic attack better than the show

[@colinvoorneveld]

Are you sure that the cat movie was not that good

[@bengilhooly3616]

​@@colinvoorneveldyou must be thinking of the first one

[@katherinesmallbean3594]

The cat in boots movie absolutely slapped. Thank you for reminding me of it.

[@lindarezende7725]

The theory about the Scoobi project being an dog with a human brain is actually very more interesting and logical with the show than the stuff they came up

[@matthewcowen6926]

5:37 Is it just me or do I feel like they completely overlooked the fact that Velma gave the assumption that the password could have been a word when it uses numbers

[@pain-bx8rv]

they said "i wanna die/i'm gonna kill myself" a total of 14 times in this entire thing

[@tfdc-silvermist1547]

Did yall hear the og actor of Daphne even hates the show lol

[@scarlett-moriko1543]

Not surprised, I’d be more shocked if they ENJOYED it

[@princembat]

velma truly is one of the cases of '[mostly] great cast stuck in horrible writing', like twilight i mean seriously almost all the cast are so good.... wth

[@bruja2351]

I think the voice acting for Velma fits, bland and monotone just suits her character in a way I can’t explain