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[@Yesidoplaytheguitar]

Something like Top gear with these 3 would be completely amazing. They have the chemistry, they have someone to pick on (Trott), they have someone to yell controversial opinions for the sake of it (Smith), and they have someone with the best "please work face" in the business (Ross), they are loud and have the banter, and best of all they are often ambitious and rubbish. All they need to do is ballgag Turps and force him into a white racing suit. Please, make it a thing guys!

[@nikeeweston]

Yesidoplaytheguitar lol thought it was just me who saw that Ross is like that, he has his "just do the work lads please stop fucking about" look

[@narutokazok]

I don't think a ballgag would do much to turps. He'd just talk through it. Or swallow it whole.

[@narutokazok]

We did, it wasn't hard to make the connection to be honest.

[@gurtthedwarf]

sips would be a great Stig

[@lillizilizard]

They have filled the gap that old top gear left. I wasn’t really a fan of the vlogs overly much until now.

[@bodhiwolf]

I fear for them every time they get into that coffin.

[@bodhiwolf]

And please get a decent seat belt, Ross.

[@kingofbengland]

It passed the MOT. Once, probably, in the 70's.

[@FloppydriveMaestro]

Bodhi There is no point putting seat belts in this. If you crash the seat belt mounting points just rip clean off.

[@nikeeweston]

Bodhi same it's terrifying

[@trevor36017]

can we please get Ross some driving lessons it ridiculous its three on the tree and how to slowly let the clutch at least that's what the video is showing

[@jocking3]

Some friendly advices on how to take care of your Trabi: 1) Never use the engine break longer than a few seconds. The lack of fuel while engine braking can damage the engine, since it's getting the lubrication from the fuel. Use the breaks for slowing down. The 4th gear has a freewheel, so you can coast in 4th. 2) Never ever leave your foot on the clutch while waiting at a red light, always put it in neutral and lift your foot from the clutch pedal. The clutch bearing is not a bearing in this car, it's a ring-shaped piece made out of graphite, which can burn very easily. Not to mention that the constant force from the clutch can damage the crankshaft bearings too. 3) Use the choke only when you start a cold engine. Pull the choke lever fully when cold starting, after the engine started, push back the choke immediately to about halfway, and push it further gradually as the engine gets warmer. 4) You don't need to pump the gas pedal when you try to restart, since the carburetor has no acceleration pumps (membranes). Push the pedal halfway and leave it there. Btw, if the carb is set correctly, it should start easily without choke or gas pedal pushing when warm. 5) It's 2 stroke, it only has some power when you give it some RPM. Don't be afraid to give it a bit more revs when starting, even if it sounds too loud. 6) (From 5:) If it stalls so many times on itself while idling and not because you stall it at starting from a lamp, then I think the carb is not set correctly. 7) The correct mixture of oil/fuel is 1:50. You can use 1:40, but no richer, because it'll make a lot of smoke. Never put less oil in, because it'll damage the engine. 8) Don't use the bumpers as handles when lifting the car, because it's not strong enough for that, you'll rip it off if you continue that. 9) Fuel tap: DOWN = Open, RIGHT = Closed, LEFT = Reserve.

[@ChonkyMonkey1]

The ad-pocalypse forcing the Hat Lads into only being able to afford cheap cars

[@piya5243]

Pi ?

[@sykessaul123]

I doubt the fuel is cheap though

[@yodezz8579]

it's like watching an episode of inbetweeners

[@vabu94]

BUS WANKERS! I can imagine Trott screaming from the backseat.

[@bluewolf194]

no its the old top gear with Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond.

[@FilthyGringo]

David Tyler except these guys are having less sex

[@tinkabouthat8856]

Honestly I'd think they're having more sex

[@BigLargeExtraDel]

And his clone

[@alexhall1490]

3 fully grown men doing car challenges? The new Top gear maybe???

[@alexhall1490]

Trott = Hammond: small one Smithy = Jeremy Clarkson: obnoxious one Ross = James May: Sensible(ish) one

[@26CW128Jake]

Alex Hall Top Hat.

[@Jamwamee]

YES

[@HuesfromHistory]

And Turps = Stig

[@alexhall1490]

Stigs Ricky Gervais like cousin Turps Stig

[@Itsjustjord]

They would be better off pushing the car from A to B.

[@itsspyro4388]

Itsjustjord How are you verified when you have like 500 subs

[@sglyph]

There's no reason to not be verified. You don't need to be a Pewdiepie to get verification permission

[@OptimumSmiley]

you have to have 100k subs

[@petersenior5432]

Is verified just you can make videos past a certain length? If so then a 0 subs person can do that

[@AFunkyHypnoCat]

This guys a legend he did the GTA gameplay on Dan bulls vid

[@Alex_Wentworth]

Bristol traffic is so polite. In most cities you'd have a lot more yelling and honking if you just stopped on the road for that long.

[@saila-5828]

12:10 the smile from the guy in the car next to them lmao

[@Yumbreon_]

There's something about watching three men with Apple Watches climb into a Trabant

[@stoborking]

My favourite KZbinrs in a Death trap

[@dasovietpotato3784]

I'm surprised it passed an M.O.T. but it probably just met the standard

[@hauntyyy]

FOOKING HOWWWAAAY MAAAN!!!

[@CHEESYgam3r]

KOOKY Oh, its you....

[@CHEESYgam3r]

KOOKY Old joke mate

[@theinventor4537]

CHEESYgam3r FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIN HOOOOOOOOOOOWAY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[@CHEESYgam3r]

Oscar the Inventor Oh dear

[@alecgrant5330]

trebanter

[@itsharry793]

These 3 are so underrated 👀 there literally beyond hilarious 😂😂 loving it !!!

[@potatopossum1]

Some of your tires need air

[@machinemaker7262]

Their car needs a lot of things, to be fair.

[@Sjoholm13]

And the engine needs magic to keep it running.

[@JakobTheCenturion]

And honestly it takes much more than engine gunning.

[@tomhubbard8510]

The car needs hair to dry with its hairdryer engine..

[@amaro9708]

The engine needs an engine to keep working

[@gladicus_]

Boys these old cars need to warm up. Rev it to about 1500 rpm for a good 2 mins after you start it to get the intake manifold warm enough and then she should purr. Also, get that seat belt fixed, you've just given proof the car is unroadworthy.

[@bingo5387]

Bruut Except Ross said it passed the safety tests.

[@MetalTrabant]

That seatbelt is manual, it doesn't have an automatic adjuster, so they should set the belt manually with the buckle to their own size, so it won't be so loose. It's a bit tricky, but manageable.

[@ThisIsLiin]

"More cool stuff like this" he says when the camera is totally out of focus.. That's Hat Films for you right there.

[@Harry101UK]

The KZbin ad disaster really hit Hat Films hard. They're forced to drive this deathtrap. =P

[@eoinbergin9718]

Harry101UK what happened?

[@sandwichbrobot5]

omg I just realised your the real Harry101UK :D

[@conner6052]

Part of the reason I watch these is to watch you drive passed my old house and your building being down the road from my work. Really nostalgic

[@DanLeafMan]

you guys broke down outside my student building, wish I was looking out the window

[@pizzapielemon]

@11:55 it looks like Ross is choking his chicken while Smith and Trot are yelling "come on!". Brilliant

[@benji9469]

YAY more Hat Gear!, This needs to be a thing!, Can't wait for the American Hat Gear vlogs 😄😃

[@01nvr]

I rented and drove a Trabant in Hungry, it was hot pink with Hello Kitty stickers all over. Driving it was one of the most funny / certain death experiences ever. The engine cutting out while pulling out on a busy roundabout was memorable...

[@Yesidoplaytheguitar]

I spotted another trabant like shape in that parking lot, and they refer to them as "these" interesting!

[@willdunn3216]

Yesidoplaytheguitar Definitely not a Trabant, but a classic. Can't quite tell what it is though

[@antonystott3747]

I thought Hillman Imp?

[@SmythJunior]

That car passed the MOT yet my 2007 Corsa just failed it ....twice....

[@dennis6442]

Hat films for Top Gear !!!!

[@TheCurley]

Lets go booiiksss love a good car vlog

[@michael741]

better than top gear ever was for sure

[@reyals474]

Could you guys directly link us to all of the trailers you're doing?

[@Kal_El1994]

The guy at 12:15 in the van (on their left our right) was loving it XD

[@confuzzled5770]

Old banger+ Hat Films+ Heavy Bristol traffic = Quality content:) Priceless

[@Will28S]

Driving through Bristol city centre is hard enough in a normal manual! I feel for them. Nice one Ross!

[@TinMan445]

more vlogs in this car

[@xXTheMuffinMan]

It would have been killer if you guys put the car in a garage with a green screen over the windows, and at the end you get out of the car and act like the whole ride was an amazing green screen mind fuck lol.

[@IceDaemon]

The car is so brilliant.

[@bmwx3turbo]

So this is that new Top Gear everyone's talking about.

[@Kris-2]

bmwx3turbo I wish new top gear was as funny as this

[@jackreid6412]

Road to 1 Million subscribers! Get it already ffs you guys are comedy gold

[@shawnm7246]

Hey boys... you are traveling through my neck of the woods. I'm in Northern California, I recommend you drive through Mendocino, Lake, and Napa counties for some stellar views and landmarks. Lake Mendocino, Clearlake, the blue lakes, Mount Konocti, and tons of vineyards, wine tasting, micro breweries... You can go to Sonoma County, which is where the best beer in the world is made (pliny the elder and pliny the younger).

[@tonickt5639]

Good to see you try to include Trott in something. Letting him hold his own camera so he feels a part of it. Adorable. Lmao.

[@Alloyaha]

OMG an RV from Seattle to LA sounds hilarious!!! I'm in Seattle and moving to LA soon, so I'll be doing the same road-trip... although sadly without the Hat Films AwEsOmEnEss!

[@razzberry9996]

Absolutely loving the Trabbie. Breakdowns or not I'd love to have it.

[@Stefrees1]

The bear pit is an unbelievable place to break down, the round about is defined as Bristol city center and is soul distressingly busy.

[@CornishFairy2]

13:45 Nice boxers Smith. :D I wish I could go to MCM to see the Lads, but alas I have no funds to travel. :( Great vlog, even if you are driving a death trap.

[@Peron1-MC]

try pulling the choke while standing still to prevent it from stalling. or turning up the idle a bit. i think that might be the problem. love the vid :)

[@stitch3762]

If you're worried about putting out low effort content, just play any old gta playlist and just speak your mind about comedy. The "laughter is funny video" is sooo good.

[@thesenate2879]

That smile from the guy in the other car 12:15

[@RyuAuhuo]

I love that little car guys, come on, give it some more love and care!!

[@malcolmblanchard1794]

Ross kept taking his hands off the wheel and his eyes off the road. CLASSIC VIOLATION OF BASIC ROAD ETIQUETTE

[@skysayshi4039]

How did this thing pass its MOT... Does it even need one?!

[@Zelmel]

Might be grandfathered in since it's old as hell.

[@skysayshi4039]

According to Ross, it passed.. Somehow xD

[@skysayshi4039]

I know, I have a car lol.. The seatbelts are something to marvel at and the emissions on that thing must be like something from 1940's Poland xD

[@moonjunk9054]

+Tegnet if it breaks down in the middle of the intersection, though

[@sirBrouwer]

the safety is good enough to the standard for when that car came on the market for the first time.

[@Unmei_Ka]

Ross had so much emotion going into starting the car during the stall at 10:35.

[@lianpangilinan7583]

I screamed too when they finally got it running again. lol COME ON!

[@mortiusshrek8038]

Hilarious video guys! Hey...don't worry about the recent ones that you guys have been putting out, they are funny as hell! Keep up the great work and the awesome content!

[@Nurr0]

2:42 - WHAT!? Australian store? I love you guys! For so long I've avoided buying anything because shipping is usually more than what I paid for the item.

[@vbigcat]

"are you lifting with your back??" "of course i'm lifting with my back, charlie, ok, but i think your end is just lighter because the balls have rolled down to this end..." "nooooo, you gotta snap your back up and lift-" "I'M JERKING MY BACK UP, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??"

[@HealsCreations]

The fact that vehicle passed, I now begin questioning life LOL

[@Andrani]

You're traveling down I-5? Please do stop by Olympia, in particular the Hawks Prarie Inn! You can also, from the Marvin Road exit, visit Tolmie State Park! There's a bunch of nice hiking trails there!

[@MrWiebren]

Let that thing be serviced, please!!!

[@xXPinkPunisherXx]

Hatfilms turning into Grand Tour, I love it!!!

[@Zelmel]

Guys, you seriously need to get some seatbelt cutters in there in case something goes wrong.

[@themischiefwithin5879]

I'd love to see you three riding around in a campervan, like Simon said you did in that episode of Simple Simon!

[@Adamt591]

So close yet so far from Spokane, WA! Come to the better half of the state! Our coffee is less expensive!

[@LewisBellLewiky]

I love these videos cause I live in Bristol and spend the whole time trying to work out where they are

[@MarzMonkey]

Gotta say these videos in this era are my favourite time boiks

[@awesomeaartvark]

Aw man, that thing looks terrifying to drive, haha, I'm surprised Ross even managed to talk while he was driving that thing! This was so hilarious! I've been loving the content so far, but I'm still excited for everything else they have planned! I really wish I could go to MCM, especially with the Star Trek theme, gah, that sounds so awesome! Ah well, I bought a shiny poster, so I'll have that at least!

[@grantmarcus6837]

been waiting for this since the video where lewis was talking about the car and you could hear it in the background

[@daniellatchford3926]

Love that guy's face at 12:15

[@ruthlessroguegaming9495]

8:00 Bless you Trott.

[@thealmightybutt1941]

I'm also going from Seattle to LA in June. Maybe I'll get to see you lads!

[@slugfriend7068]

That area near your office looks cool.

[@michael-gary-scott]

The guy smiling in the car next to them at 12:16 cured my cancer

[@lunahula]

It's pretty fuel efficient, runs on Smith's sweat and Trotty's tears.

[@fionnburrows2639]

A "HOWAY MAN!" T-shirt would be greatly appreciated :)

[@nyashadhlamini6207]

Bless you trott! For the sneeze around 8mins in 💩

[@ClebDoesStuff]

13:19 its the telephone box that lewis and duncan started at in the dont starve challenge

[@andrewwentzel9910]

I spent half this video giggling at Trotts aimless use of the camera in the back.

[@lewiswalker5489]

Its finally happened hat films are the new top gear starting in september

[@Killingglorie]

Oh Christ, cant wait for those RV vlogs

[@RobertAustinMusic]

God I'm stressed just watching you drive that death trap!

[@chilrobberto1]

YEEAAHHHHH. That Seattle RV trip sounds soooo sweeeeetttt

[@thekittycats8061]

this is basically to ancestor of the mivi you can pick both up

[@FoxtrotManiac]

Really want to see the lads doing stuff like getting the dry cleaning and getting the groceries in the trebbie.

[@zwer3000]

its so stressful just watching it

[@Smaxzii]

HOW IS THIS CAR ROAD LEGAL?!

[@Mekaddonn]

I couldn't decide between having an anxiety attack and laughing my ass off while watching this.

[@someonessidechannel1485]

After studying, I have a theory... Chris Trott is the only British man who can keep his trousers above his boxers. -He beats out those with belts as well-

[@100Peterll]

You guys should've gone to McD's with the Trabi and adress Jake by his name.

[@sellingfullwheat]

A lengthy stall ≠ a breakdown

[@MatchBreakers]

I like the light blue estate version they got on the side at 14:00. Im not sure thats a factory spec colour :D

[@matthewbartlett9222]

7:10 Jabba minor remix! Bootlegged copy! 7:50 You should go during August instead. There's a solar eclipse on the 17th, and if you time it right, you could be just south of Portland around 9:30 am when it starts.

[@SpizyFishTacoz]

seatle to LA in one week is a short time! make it two!

[@jakethehooman]

If you guys come through Sacramento this summer on your trek, I'll buy you lads a beer or three.

[@chaosbringerlord]

I desperately hope the brand deal is to do with the grand tour or something because it will feature this car

[@mikezheng123]

You gotta love how Ross is like a seasoned veteran now at driving the old trab and Smithy is like the new boy who has no idea what he's in for.

[@anachyinuk]

Ross' reaction when it completely died was hilarious

[@MasonBryant]

The Peugeot at 5:12 had his wing mirrors in! the prick.

[@That_NJ_guy]

Smith and Trott need one of these cars and they should do a video to see who can go through London first (if you break down you lose).

[@notmattwalsh]

new top gear is great - two thumbs up!

[@scalyscallion]

quality as always mate

[@benscrumhalf]

Is that ANOTHER trivan I spot at the end... 😂

[@thomashines3429]

Massive respect to Ross for wrestling that thing for over 15 minutes.

[@Blackrain7070]

YogsTrek sounds fucking amazing. I hope they're wearing the Star Trek Uniforms even though it's more Star Wars-y