We built and played the worst golf course ever and it was all your fault | Fumble Dimension Ep. 4

Weeks ago, we asked you to help us make the worst golf course of all-time. Here is the result.
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[@joshuapatriquin1864]

As the he or she that animated the animal "knockouts" I can say, it does, sometimes, come up at parties...

[@miiiiikke]

are you actually the guy who animated it?

[@joshuapatriquin1864]

@@miiiiikke yeah

[@joshuapatriquin1864]

Well some of he animals anyway

[@miiiiikke]

Joshua Patriquin that is really cool

[@AdamLaMore]

I just Googled your name and you weren't lying. Upvote this man immediately!

[@dasfowler]

Developer 1: "So what if the ball hits an animal?" Developer 2: "Well it should be realistic, so lets have it fall over." D1: "And the ball should bounce off" D2: "No. That would be dumb."

[@rockaway0beach]

Developer 2 was Bob Gibson

[@JannikHaueisen]

@@rockaway0beach a Bob. now i get nostalgic memories to the Bob Emergency series

[@TravJam317]

To be fair, the animals on the normal courses are there as background ambiance and not meant to be *on* the course.

[@vikelhombre3107]

Curt Schilling could've programmed this

[@Narokkurai]

Horse is dead.

[@ibefullofme]

Jon's actually really good at this game, I've never seen such a high golf score

[@headcanon6408]

He scored more than that one college football team in the 222-0: Pretty Good episode, he's a god at golf

[@alphaomega8373]

Whats the name of this game?

[@ibefullofme]

@@alphaomega8373 Kony 2012

[@HistoryNerd808]

@@alphaomega8373 The Golf Club 2019. It's mentioned at the beginning of the video

[@alphaomega8373]

@@ibefullofme Thank you sir!

[@JJPA32]

37:36 - "It's scary how we don't really know what's in the ocean" It's just layers upon layers of Jon's Golf Balls. Possibly also the cause of rapidly rising sea levels.

[@fibonachos4810]

I imagine Jon like Dr. Who in heaven sent. He will play Tha same golf course again and again till eternity while the oceans slowly fill up with golfballs

[@Furufoo]

Yeah if we get the volume of a golf ball multiplied by around 15000 years of trying to get up that little canyon I think we can get enough of them to raise the sea level

[@manofredearth]

How is the Ocean a Real Thing? kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJjCanWmn9uHfJY

[@juliusreiner5733]

“Hey do you want to help code this golf game?” “Sure!” “Now animate a variety of dying animals.” “...”

[@NathanJakobMichaelThomas]

Julius Reiner I don’t know if anybody really wants to animate a golf game, they are just told “I have a golf game, it’s time for you to animate it” and they just sigh and say “fine”

[@hk-pm6qu]

“Cow’s dead”

[@isa-mf5vq]

1000th like

[@juliusreiner5733]

Wow by far most liked comment

[@Adamdidit]

Ho. I'm from the near future. Anyway, if you look through the comments for the video, that person actually showed up and said hi.

[@buttersbb3328]

I didn't come to a golf video expecting hot takes on how tomato paste is inefficently sold in oversized cans, but my eyes have never been more awake until this moment.

[@tobin1677]

Unpopular opinion time: I worked in an Italian restaurant for years and I liked the cans because they were easy to use and easy to clear out when you were making a batch of sauce that called for 4 gallons of tomato paste.

[@mattallison5375]

They sell 4 oz. Cans of tomato paste, how little are people using

[@junghunt8645]

Buy it in tubes. 4oz is way more than I need for most applications

[@xyzpdq1122]

The tubes are definitely the way to go, they keep for over a month

[@CL-vx9dr]

@@xyzpdq1122 And they're normally a higher quality tomato paste like Mutti

[@calebpeters2544]

16:05 "He has a chance at an *extraordinary* quadruple eagle -- horse is dead." probably my favorite part

[@headcanon6408]

Kofie when Jon is hitting: detailed ananysis of his shot and the obstacles in the course Jon when Kofie is hitting: Tomato paste should always be sold in reclosable containers EDIT: I clearly was not ready for what happens at 45:51

[@oliverk.8312]

HeadCanon I wasn’t either

[@brandnewman21]

“Cows are dead”

[@sabiebright4554]

So unready

[@FireEmblemForceman81]

This is the man who wrote 17776, after all

[@ZGryphon]

I mean, he's not wrong.

[@DreadedWalrus]

"This was the most humbling... It was the first humbling moment of the course." *THE HUMBLE DIMENSION*

[@averagecoasterenjoyer]

There's levels to it, you and I know

[@dominicpancella3012]

When/if they do a wrestling game video, it should be the Rumble Dimension

[@indiegum1694]

5:00 Well, we asked for that many cows because we want to make history. A "beef history" if you will.

[@arj5241]

Beef history: Jon Vs Golf

[@mattgriebel6280]

Yes!!!!!

[@JannikHaueisen]

beer. no beef lol

[@altareggo]

You could write a book: A Beef History of Time!! Steven Hawkings is dead so he can't complain.

[@thelastmanonearth2631]

my guy went there.

[@coldsnap5742]

"This, of course, is how the city of Houston was built--" Can confirm, I live in Texas and have been to downtown Houston several times. The place is chaotically built, and the road conditions are even worse--potholes everywhere.

[@evanb5388]

Well, Houston is the only major U.S. city without zoning laws. That seems fun. Probably very troublesome, but fun.

[@squealingsalamander6546]

This was the best line in the entire history of Jon Bois and it will go largely under appreciated

[@benhebert2236]

I was born in Houston and lived there for 24 years. Jon is exactly correct.

[@KWCline91]

Well, no city is perfect. It doesn't make sense at times, but once you get to know it well, then.... then... Well, that's for you to find out.

[@fish5643]

True as a Houstonian I hate the highway and potholes

[@churdle92]

Jon: chicken soup is super easy Also Jon: 29 step chicken soup recipe

[@JuanSanchez1]

But has anyone tried to make it? We need a separate video

[@iamathousandapples]

@@JuanSanchez1 i did. Its very involved but pretty decent. Admittedly i probably should have salted it WAY more because it makes a LOT but its still really good

[@SamBowers114]

“You will learn nothing” _Less than nothing. That’s just the way I like it._

[@cascade9584]

nice

[@VonOzbourne]

Technically not true. Learned how to make spicy chicken soup.

[@simonecosta7102]

the Bob Emergency 💜💜💜💜💜

[@MARKOUTTV]

That's it that's the show

[@MrRyquest0987]

Ships and boats are not the same thing....

[@TheMuell68]

32:20 "the horse comes courtesy of an anonymous viewer who says 'I like horse' and the grass comes from God who says... nothing" I legitimately split my lip laughing so hard at this

[@Givens43]

Jon: "I just want to hit it far, I don't care where it goes". Your 50 water hazards throughout the course definitely reflects that strategy.

[@benbauer3426]

The biggest difference between alligators and crocodiles is one will see you later, but the other will see you in a while.

[@pokepress]

Congratulations on building a full-size miniature golf course.

[@jasper7439]

pokepress Maximum Golf

[@lanceslarock]

"He has a shot at an extraordinary quadruple eagle... horse is dead.

[@valty3727]

lmao what’s the time stamp for this edit: 16:02

[@wilsonli5642]

I could not stop laughing at that line!

[@LFCtvUSA]

Yeah, that got me.

[@Twinspinner]

"Buildings" "I don't know lol" "This of course is how the city of Houston was built"

[@zamin6060]

Timestamp please lmaoo

[@Twinspinner]

@@zamin6060 17:20

[@thedenver2724]

LMFAO

[@bobbygonzalez61]

Jon: "We have learned nothing, and you will learn nothing." Oh yeah? Tell that to my spicy chicken noodle soup

[@mrswb]

Did you remember the lemon juice?

[@bobbygonzalez61]

@@mrswb yep one lemon did the trick

[@stillvisionsmusic]

I expect speedrun leaderboards to show up for this shortly.

[@BernardGarcon]

Jon Bois: the most hydrated man in golfing history. Also love Kofie's reaction to everything Jon did through the fumble invitational

[@waluigithemaster6864]

...This is not ideal

[@henrg]

Hydration nation represent @nmeade

[@heitzd1]

Jon is 1" away - JON WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

[@michaelmarrs1867]

17:25 I swear the fact that every joke is delivered like a golf commentator just makes this video so much better.

[@notmenotme614]

Jon: “Cows are dead” Spectators: Round of applause

[@19DannyBoy65]

24:24 “Cows are dead.” [Applause]

[@scullystie4389]

Imagine being a guy who is hired to animate a golf game and the guy in charge comes up and tells you he needs death animations for some livestock

[@UNCtarheels71]

That part is like something straight out of the Eric Andre Show.

[@Lancetwilight]

Lol Jon Bois hitting the hard truths pretty quick. I was thinking that exact thought about tomato paste last night.

[@brokenking5044]

Kofie is ON A BOAT!!

[@lepidoptery]

you can buy it in tubes (like a toothpaste tube) but it's more expensive.

[@mhicks31]

"may i suggest feather touch. You have selected power drive" Jon plays video game golf like Bart Simpson plays Lee Carvallo's putting challenge.

[@Justplainsomething]

Jon sternly telling Kofi not to watch Bagger Vance is still one of my favorite parts of this video.

[@miche1df]

That movie is so bad, please don't watch it

[@mkibrickkatz]

We like Kofie and we don’t care who knows

[@thedistantprinceinyouremai6345]

Kofie just has it, idk why but he can shine next to Jon without being outshone. It’s beautiful and excellent

[@tallmunchkin868]

Dude... keep it down.

[@KTF0]

Kofi has a good golf voice.

[@MarkPentler]

@Elise This is essentially it - a mantra for us all. I like his stuff.

[@tigerboy1966]

17:30 "This of course is how the city of Houston was built".

[@ericsilver9401]

can confirm

[@KWCline91]

Well, no one is perfect in building a city.

[@HecateEnodia]

As a born and raised Houstonian, yeah.

[@rrickydanby]

So true

[@samfederman7469]

tons of trash cans.

[@Mottly.]

9:00 fun fact, this is a common thing in Wii Sports golf speed runs, if they’re just outside the green they’ll get a driver and smack it at the flag and hope for the best

[@DeosPraetorian]

I have now learned that there are Wii sports golf speed runs

[@belacickekl7579]

@@DeosPraetorian there's a whole Summoningsalt video

[@Jafiveon]

"A Noah's arc, if you will." I absolutely lost it.

[@juneguts]

i wish i took a screencap, but i'm like 90% sure i was the one who submitted "buildings" for reason "i dont know lol"

[@milesspencer1410]

I think it would be pretty funny if instead of Jon Bois his name was Jon Butt

[@mr.gentlezombie8709]

"You have to have water if you want to be a champion." -Jon Bois

[@TraderRager]

Beef History: Fumble Dimension vs. Cows

[@Narokkurai]

I think he should find a nice person to marry with the last name Butt so he can hyphenate his last name to Butt-Bois

[@KTF0]

Or Jon Gurls

[@lydiai.3658]

This comment used to read 'Beef History: Jon Bois vs. water', this version is not better

[@defn0tjake]

Chicken soup recipe starts around 45:50, second part at 48:00, part 3 at 49:28

[@Boofin_Tobacco]

Thank you

[@justrob4139]

"He has a chance at an extraordinary quadruple eag- horse is dead." I can't lmfao 😂😂

[@Joemamashouse69]

I love how meticulously Jon aims his shots that go 3 yards.

[@TitaniaBird]

So takeaways from this video: the tyranny of the masses truly is sadistic, Jon is a chicken soup connoisseur, and that last hole should've been named The Stairway to Hell.

[@willh3972]

Moderate sized adult humans are invincible compared to large cows, horses and moose

[@weirdboo]

The stairway was the hell though, that green wasn’t too bad lmao

[@AA-zo6xr]

Will H It’s pronounced ‘meece’

[@FluffyFluffles]

@@weirdboo The true hell was the friends we made along the way.

[@saxonthedan]

Are you sure we shouldn't call it Highway to Hell?

[@Jaytheradical]

The Franklin Scott expedition was further complicated by the fact that there was not a Northwest Passage.

[@zeroone8800]

There is a Northwest Passage and Franklin was even looking in the right place for it.

[@DeosPraetorian]

Yeah but not one through the continent

[@SuperNova-so2cj]

also a part of this left out often is that some local inuit folks tried to give them food and supplies and shelter but these dipshits willingly died to insanity and starvation instead of accept their help

[@jordanthejq12]

@@SuperNova-so2cj Racism is, as always, a helluva drug.

[@AndyZach]

@@zeroone8800 Too bad it was solid ice.

[@DrZaius3141]

17:14 Michael Bluth: "Your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know: Arrested Development" Narrator: "Hey, that's the name of the show!"

[@iwishiwaschrismacavoy8116]

"Crocodiles and Alligators are the exact same thing Jon Boi-ologist

[@brokenking5044]

Some will argue they are different species..

[@hiimemily]

@@brokenking5044 Not only are they not the same species, they're not even in the same family.

[@AustinHansen]

You can actually tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile by whether you will see it later or after a while

[@mercnsiku15]

Austin Hansen you're so corny 😂😂

[@johnnychopsocky]

Sterling Archer would like to argue this point with you, Jon.

[@Breakerone92]

6:00 "1st annual" Does that mean your gonna do this again?!

[@TheZotmeister]

FUMBLE DIMENSION COURSE *SKINS GAME* , LET'S GO

[@bootmii98]

@@TheZotmeister imported into 2k21 because there's a menu option in 2k21 for importing tgc2019 courses

[@fernandosalvador369]

Turns out 2020 was the fumble dimension.

[@Tyler602]

“He’s going to slowly but surely put it in- wooowhoawhoaayyayywhoa” at 20:55 put me on stitches for the rest of the vid. By far my favorite fumble dimension

[@ZGryphon]

"Kofie. _Kofie._ It's dead. Leave it alone. Stop it."

[@Verlisify]

It was a slow burn of jokes and laughter until I found myself crying

[@ZGryphon]

I think I made it as far as "Ko--Kofie. Kofie. What're you doing?! Stop it. Stop it, it's dead. Leave it alone. Stop it" the first time.

[@pastel_pink]

Oh hey you’re that dumbass that tried to start fake drama

[@anderssends6315]

32:20 "The ground comes curtsey of God, who says nothing" so deep

[@whitewolfsix7109]

The rest had me chuckling, that had me crying like an insane man.

[@manofgray5239]

"0 out of 1 Kofies does not recommend this" So you're saying... I _should_ play it?

[@saracin]

While watching "The Legend of Bagger Vance".

[@fudgets1]

Jon Bois and Kofie are simultaneously out here living their best and worst life. The Fumble Dimension is a magical place.

[@decdeclanlan]

24 hours in a driving game could be a suitable episode of this.

[@kelvinnguyen7883]

It'd be like an online Le Mans

[@orngjce223]

That's called Desert Bus

[@danielnadeau1752]

16:16 'where did the ball go?' me, screaming at screen: IT WENT TO FUMBLE DIMENSION god bless you both for accomplishing that joke, i can sleep easy tonight

[@alexrod9271]

let's be honest, Kofie & Jon always make any SB Nation video entertaining Edit : Even if it's an hour long

[@adchrisrob]

Especially if it's an hour long you mean

[@eely225]

“Hole Ten... Hole Ten Caulfield... something to think about.” -Jon Bois

[@eviloatmeal]

I'm glad that like myself, Kofie's first thought was "I need to see this Matt Damon golf movie immediately."

[@TheOddMindofSamBo]

This one has big monster factory energy without the manic McElroy yelling

[@PoorGamer13]

An integral part of the monster factory ethos

[@badger6728]

This video does include a Jon Boy-s.

[@kevinlinklater999]

“I like craters and sittin’ “

[@thehoodedteddy1335]

45:49 saving this for later

[@Bockerson]

16:06 “An extraordinary, quadruple eagleHorse is dead”

[@Sportsfungamer]

Bockerson THANK YOU! I was trying to find the time stamp and couldn’t for the longest time.

[@officemaxo12]

23:16 Pat McAfee's in the back yelling "DONG SHOT"

[@pppfan103]

Best part of this video: Jon's Chicken Soup recipe

[@decdeclanlan]

“A couple of ships to watch out for including one that floats”. Unlike regular ships, which just float.

[@ryan82scott]

Jon and Kofi’s new channel: “Mystery Science Theater 3000” style golf commentary on uploaded PGA videos.

[@Mclarenboy100]

Also, for literally *all* of Jon's shots, I had one single question... _WHY??_

[@ultimategotea]

He was _T H I R S T Y !_

[@jasper7439]

“Haha ball go far”

[@TheDriveByGuys]

Do an MLB Fumble Dimension just like the basketball one, I want to see how bad a league of 40 overalls is

[@nathanmcguire932]

Jay Jay dat Jetplane here’s an idea for MLB fumble dimension: all the pitchers have 0 control, all the fielders have 0 fielding and all the hitters have zero power. It’d essentially be a league of swinging bunts, wild pitches, and lots of errors

[@samschwartz5824]

I don’t think they have control of draft classes like they do in 2K

[@belacickekl7579]

Hey, they did this!

[@austinfletchermusic]

Well, well, well.

[@thisguy6214]

32:19 "The horses come courtesy of an anonymous viewer, who says 'I like horse'. The ground comes courtesy of God, who says nothing."

[@theflev-matic4892]

We are long overdue for the second fumble invitational

[@cascade9584]

Hole-ten Caulfield. Something to think about.

[@feasible]

.... that maze idea sounds pretty awesome actually.

[@BernardGarcon]

You could say it's _Pretty Good_

[@brokenking5044]

Its just putt-putt with drivers

[@dominicpancella3012]

I lost it when Kofie just starts tapping the dead cow at 38:38 😂 Great content as always

[@tomober2889]

As a dad, I don’t have a lot of time. And this was by far the absolute....best use of an hour I could possibly have found.

[@catmint9]

Tom Ober You could also spend it making chicken soup

[@rockaway0beach]

A man with fists full of truth

[@tomober2889]

MunchkinCat YT id still need another hour though haha

[@thecorbohole3637]

14:38 There it is, that's Fumble Dimension summed up in two lines.

[@adamania31]

The Corbo Hole For you maybe I’m having a great time

[@Moonie130]

Drinking game idea: every time jon hits the ball into the water, take a shot

[@playereric7538]

That's been known to kill

[@ryan82scott]

As The Toadies once asked, “Do you want to die?”

[@headcanon6408]

I'm not trying to die of alcohol poisoning

[@JannikHaueisen]

ok i will do that i'm alcoholic, i might pass that challenge

[@zerotakis]

Golf would be great if it was narrated by opposing players and they could rant about tomato paste cans if they wanted.

[@ryanduffy6089]

24:21 Jon: "Cows are dead" Audience: **Quiet Applause**

[@ethanbove629]

“The ground comes courtesy of god, who says nothing”

[@ThrawnIsAlive]

I mean, true.

[@iantsang7151]

One hour long Jon Bois, my day has been made 😍

[@Rufran2567]

"When I made the impact crater there was water at the bottom of it." Clearly they hit an aquifer. Should have more carefully read the site information before embarking. Rookie mistake.

[@jmoconnell]

@Li0nhunter365 Lol, we need to make sure all meteors know this information

[@NorrinRadd1991]

Does anybody else just occasionally rewatch this masterpiece of a video like every 6 months or so? If for nothing else than an amazing chicken soup recipe or maybe even the perfect chemistry between these two beautiful, funny men. As always, thank you Secret Base for making videos that we simply could not get from anywhere else.

[@TitaniaBird]

5:24 Truly, Kofie is a man of taste.

[@Frigidevil]

For real, Kofie knows what's up. That's a top 5 Mario sports game.

[@NOATSFilms]

"An hour's a lot of time!" -Jon at 54:20

[@ThunderWolf535]

I was 100% thinking at that part about how there could unintentionally be a diss or compliment in that section somewhere

[@richardtherichard26]

17:25 “An anonymous viewer has requested quote ‘buildings’ the only explanation given is ‘i don’t know lol’ this of course is how the city of Houston was built” as someone who’s visited Houston and said multiple times “why would they put that there who designed this ridiculous city” as an on going joke with my family I approve this message 😂😂😂

[@patrickdabs]

16:22 Jon's ball gets lost in the fumble dimension and comes out 36Y from the pin.

[@manofgray5239]

17:02 Alright, he said the thing. Roll credits.

[@cmt9814]

This is both Heaven and Hell, thank you Lord Jon.

[@brokenking5044]

Too chaotic for heaven Too beautiful for hell That is Houston

[@ericbonow4809]

Helipad? More like ... hella sad. Watching Jon's face realize this missed opportunity for brilliancy is priceless. 25:15

[@sabbywins]

Kofie: "Oof and Jon has knocked out a cow." Jon: "That cow is dead."

[@lukehewko260]

I LOVE the idea of Larry making 17 beautiful, immaculately planned holes, with the 18th hole every time surrounded by sand.

[@doublebraincell6458]

"Thiscourse has been really cool! Let's see about this last hole... Oh God Damn Larry you did it again."

[@miche1df]

I was just thinking the same thing about tomato paste when I was making my grocery list a few minutes ago, Jon

[@SimuLord]

Beef History: The city sanitation department vs Jon's discarded tomato paste.

[@ZeR0goth]

Omg yes.. I will never get tired of you two. Never change 😆😆

[@ElNarez]

i'm boosting up every possible engagement metric to ensure we get more content like this

[@feasible]

"Safety."

[@davideaston6944]

Only stumbled (? fumbled ?) upon your videos a few days ago, and it's been hard to stop watching... !! I really appreciate your research (stories like this), dedication (We Killed videos), and statistical analysis (Fumble Nation, or whatever all these little things are called, haha). This stuff is fantastic! Thank you so much, for your and your cohorts' hard work, and to SB Nation to give you the chance to make these videos! Bravo! Hear, hear! Jolly good, what? Three Cheers and Hip-Hip! Keep 'em coming, tally-ho, and: Yo! Go! Bro!

[@GamingKindling]

thank u for all the effort you put in kofie, it was a great vid and im glad you pushed through! your humor and energy brings a lot to the table. jon is funny as always + charts are great, but it's a lot of fun to see the both of u :] idk if either of u will read this but with that speech at the end there was hoping i could give a pick-me-up

[@thequizenater]

“This of course is how the city of Houston was built” lmao

[@gideonkatz5843]

Thomas Quisenberry that one got me lmao

[@ethantinklenberg6607]

“Cows are dead” *applause*

[@skrubgod]

I like how the start of hole 17 gets interrupted by more chicken soup cooking directions. Adds to the feel of this video, also I’m very hungry.

[@danielsmerdel8214]

Greatly appreciate this wonderful birthday present from Jon and Kofie. Love it

[@thenumberquelve158]

The chemistry between you two is the #1 reason I keep coming back to this. Y'all could host a show about assembling IKEA furniture, or proper restaurant etiquette, and I would eat it all up. also look at y'all coming up with your OWN version of Golfing Over It at the end, wow xD

[@beanie3427]

You made fun of my entry.... I thought the maze was a good idea. Last time I help you guys. Jerks. *Cries hysterically*

[@NatePlaysVG]

This will forever be one of my most laughed at videos. The effort put into this is insane.

[@Urbrainongaming]

Cool concept, love to see you mess around with sports games in whatever way you find interesting.