We Caught Him Stealing | The Yard

[@fluorescentfuneralalt]

45:37 "Y'all be fishing, I be tackling box" I think might be the fastest Slime has ever been to a Nick quote

[@Terribad13]

Actually such an insane one-liner. I don't think it got enough appreciation.

[@antlerbraum2881]

Godlike one-liner.

[@boneharvester]

That line literally made me bark laugh out loud

[@Hahlen]

you know whats crazy? in my head Nick said that. I had to go back and rewatch after reading this to realize it was Slime

[@xcl]

@@boneharvesterwhy are you, as a man, barking

[@NiloeLoLz]

That tackling box bar actually made me realize how much room my game has to grow, respect unc

[@theminecraft4202]

insane top deck

[@matejnovosad9152]

I do not get the joke.

[@xanfrank5374]

​@@matejnovosad9152 how tall are you?

[@silentbovo1]

​@@matejnovosad9152 a tackle box is a like a toolbox for fishing. Box is slang for vagina. He's tackling box meaning he's getting it

[@FeintMotion]

@@matejnovosad9152 Most fishing involves the employment of a tackle box which contains bait, weights and floaters to build the ideal setup for the body of water/fish/region being fished in. Slime heavily implies that he is so adept at pulling ciswomen of sufficient quality that it's as if he is taking down their vaginas and pussies and holes, in sequence, like a football lineperson. The box is tackled.

[@CJBSwelloh]

Slime beating Nick to a punchline was a euphoric moment, Nick looked so proud

[@XILEGh0sT]

I don't normally watch true crime documentaries, but I did see this one about Riot Games and loser queue and it was eye opening.

[@TheProstum]

Those ops at riot would do anything to keep us from succeeding.

[@aces_pretty_face2927]

Ludwig got the “Oi Homelander killed me wife and took me fuckin son” fit

[@conron3651]

The Peak could kill Ohmlander

[@neon-genesis5088]

@@conron3651 r/okbuddyfresca is spreading to youtube

[@RelytRL]

Oi UE, Ωλ GOT MY BOY

[@TheBlueCray0nIsBlue]

I’m watching the boys rn how could you bro😢

[@celocic]

if mang0 hit me wit the "you're gonna have to work with me" like he did to dubbin i would actually turn into a villain that shit is so funny

[@rayner8330]

Thanks for mentioning me on the pod!! 🤠 (The low end is for microphone stand movement, stuff you can’t really hear on phone speakers)

[@keganlapointe7617]

sick that you're the tennis player, but the real question is do you think the lights are classist?

[@xanfrank5374]

Bros avoiding the real questions.

[@PHANTUMDUMPER]

W yardigan tennis on top 👆

[@rayner8330]

@@keganlapointe7617 for sure (no)

[@gobblinman]

The idea of them adopting a child together sounds like a really ok 90's film

[@lsplitz3310]

Slime saying "do you feel like a man when you push her around" has now entered my everyday vocabulary. So thanks for that.

[@Plunkcown]

"why are you, as a man, pushing her around"

[@ThorfinnSkuII]

Matchbox 20's Push come to mind for anyone else? lol

[@Plunkcown]

@@ThorfinnSkuII i think it was clearly a reference to Face Down by The Red Jumpsuit Apperatus

[@l4zz4]

"chill Queen's Gambit, what are you looking at" LMAO 53:11

[@jacobbeaudway2258]

Not sure why but Aiden going “Pernilla???” at like 2:34 took me tf OUT LMAOOO

[@lilapilla2]

Slime's "I be tackling box" is so fucking good i almost blacked out, i see you my goat

[@presidentbanana6137]

timestamp?

[@exploridori]

​@@presidentbanana6137bit starts at 45:20

[@kristsostad7571]

@@presidentbanana613737:02

[@samrork9212]

"Yeah i'm gonna teach our kid how to be fucking normal" top tier moment

[@Jobo2]

Opening clip Nick might be his peak form

[@jussikoskenkorva8516]

I wish he wore the drip the whole episode

[@Binkley447]

No way slime confused Rick Rubin with Jeff Buckley lmaooo

[@garvie]

as a huge buckley fan i was not expecting to hear his name mentioned here even incorrectly lmao

[@baltland4477]

I was mad caught off guard

[@jackaed]

in the intro bit nick looks like a side character in a coffeezilla video

[@dffgffffffdddddddddd]

Middle aged mabu

[@robertschmitz3788]

PaRappa the Trapper ❤

[@rebe8580]

Stinky one brotha. But most liked comment rn🙏‼️‼️

[@birdfrog6266]

I honestly love the moments when slime and aiden have a grown up convo back and forth.

[@TheBlueCray0nIsBlue]

W yugioh reference

[@Zzz_top]

True story, brought my kids fishing the other day. My son discovered a 37mm antitank round in the mangroves. He threw it at a rock. Thankfully nothing happened. Now that’s a memory.

[@vaap]

comparing an enby child to a wretch is probably the most genius and accurate thing i heard this whole episode

[@alicem0227]

I have a lot of thoughts about the true crime stuff as I recently completed my degree in criminology. But I think there are 2 main types: the type that elevates the victim(s) and those that relish in gory details. There is something about a documentary that edits in like generic sad music about a real person who was killed in some horrible way that makes me angry. The idea of the only legacy these victims having is the worst moment of their lives and most people don't know their names, but instead their killer is semi-glorified is such an injustice. Ted Bundy is a great example of this the popular narrative that he was this cunning, charismatic, attractive man and that is how he lured women. In fact most of the time he preyed on people's kindness by having a fake cast or pretending to have some sort of disability and asking for assistance. He took advantage of women and girls trying to help someone. People know Ted Bundy as exactly the caricature he would want to be remembered. But so few people talk about Kimberly Leach, who was 12 when he raped and murdered her. He was a coward that took advantage of people he knew were weaker than him physically, and he was an idiot narcissistic who was so incompetent that he decided to represent himself in court after dropping out of law school. Most of the time true crime is a cynical, exploitative cash grab that will not even ask the families of victims for permission, let alone give them even a sliver of compensation. Also because of the way the human brain works people WAY overestimate the danger of serial killers. The people most likely to kill you are not a stranger, but those you know: coworkers, partners, family, friends. Being hypervigiliant about being murdered when you are the least likely demographic (wealthy, white) to experience that isn't going to prepare you it's just going to make it more likely that you hurt someone else. Also I do think there are ways to do respectful true crime stuff I just think you have to be very careful and most people don't care about that they just want the bag. Also a lot of it is very victim-blamey.

[@ricochico1144]

Actually a fascinating read, tysm for sharing

[@TheoSchattenfang]

telling me not to be hypervigilant about being murdered is exactly what a murderer would do... (just kidding, thank you for the info)

[@darkunicornblood5140]

This is soo true. I love watching true crime but there is a lot of stuff that has made me uncomfortable for the very reasons you said, victim blaming, glorifying the criminal. I have watched and dropped a lot of KZbin true crime series for those very reasons. I want to understand the mindset behind the crime and the story of the victims but I don’t want to knowingly watch things that are re- victimising the families left behind.

[@hydropixi]

the yard kid bit is top tier to me lol so funny and wholesome at the same time. theoretically, imo, you guys would raise a really well-rounded kid

[@Superlative_Goblin]

the collective kid dropping hot out the battle bus as a they/them getting called a wretch is crazy

[@ykahlil1501]

Nah Aiden is super right, basketball sized spider is scarier. Because irrational fear - fear of something "because it's scary" - is a different feeling than rational fear. A spider the size of a bus would be terrifying, but it's a rational thing to be afraid of. So you understand it and go into survival mode. As opposed to something that your brain can't fully explain or understand its fear of. This is the driving concept behind the Cosmic Horror genre

[@Evenoob]

45:37 Slime "I hate puns" Anders delivering one of the best set up puns in the history of man

[@darkunicornblood5140]

When I was a child I was absolutely terrified that a “man” would get into the house through the window next to my bed and stab me…. So I would have to pack all my teddy bears and other miscellaneous stuffed toys around my body so that they would maybe take the stab wounds and give me the opportunity to get away…. I’m now a grown woman who loves watching true crime, not so that I would know what not to do. But because I find the psychology, the minds of the people who commit the crimes fascinating. All that probably makes me weird and I am ok with it. Love you guys!! 😊

[@celocic]

qt is absolutely a farmer how dare slime try to take that from her

[@stytler06]

She can farm my land anyday

[@BasedJund]

I can actually fucking feel "You, as a man" becoming part of my vocabulary as I listen to this episode.

[@ST33l_O]

Ludwig's seemingly genuine reaction to Sad Tyler wanting to drive his truck into a ditch was so unexpectedly hilarious and wholesome

[@connorlawrence5263]

The delivery on “I’m gonna drive my truck into the ditch” had me cackling

[@swindlehadyn]

it was 4 segments later while i was still laughing at ludwig's impression of how trump would say "kamala harris"

[@Lucky_360]

Nick for sure gives the best massages. They don’t call him the resident massagynist for nothing.

[@Mystery-pd6jc]

You guys ever notice that Aiden's character in every ad read is just "pathetic man who NEED product"

[@jasonjavelin]

I really feel Aiden on his mom not letting him play certain games however; Halo was one of the first games I was actually allowed to play because we explained away the blood being purple and blue and it wasn’t as realistic lmao.

[@Keanpoop]

I too managed to skirt the M rating because I told my mom it was just alien blood.

[@slaysumn7623]

I think that’s my favorite intro vid ever. “That’s mike amiri” had me replay it like 5x

[@brunitoons]

“Put your mouth where my mouth is” lmfao

[@HistorianFrank]

45:37 slime wins today

[@greasymelon2648]

The goat. Tackling box timestamp for you nerds

[@TheRealEDK]

As a plowless farmer, I take offense to Aiden’s statements 49:00

[@NiloeLoLz]

RIP, brothers not plowing 😔

[@out4milky]

No way a conversation that started with "Columbine the video game" turned into the most serious and insightful discourse the yard has ever had lol

[@dirt2968]

Tackling box was the first genuine laugh I’ve had in a long time that was great thanks

[@jasonjavelin]

Playing Walshy in Halo is insane. That dude is a legend

[@Psilomyde]

Let’s gooooo Ludwig acted like he actually wanted to be here today!!

[@seana3918]

It was wild when Ludwig said Scarra bugs and meant scarabs. One of those things you just don't expect people to have not said out loud.

[@timidcrayonbox]

i agree with lud on the true crime thing. theres a sense of learning how to keep yourself safe by knowing steps of how others have committed crime

[@Yackattack22]

Never noticed how many references to dark souls slime makes until now 1:28

[@ricochico1144]

Slime probably has at least one reference to a Fromsoftware game per Yard ep, he's a true freedom fighter for the Miyazaki legion

[@Seruphin]

I like how he somehow managed to reference the Furtive Pygmy in one of the ep

[@technetium9653]

I always knew he was a thief when he stole our hearts 🥰

[@TheTitaniumSamurott]

About time He finally answers for his crimes

[@NARCWAHLBERG]

BTW the Columbine shooters did in fact make a custom DOOM map of the school.

[@kevitamaster-brewkombucha5472]

If this is real then that’s so sad.

[@tookaysevon]

I can't believe this myth is still being spread 25 years later.

[@blessketer854]

@@tookaysevonnah dawg it’s real, you can still download them today

[@tylern6243]

1:16:49 Slime comparing the Geneva convention to PAX East is so funny to me

[@tersecwalsingham5778]

First thing I'm teaching the kiddo is how to Perfect Electric Wind God Fist. 'I'm telling her about my day' Of course he is...

[@val_multi_val]

as a woman, i used to watch true crime for the reason ludwig gave, to avoid making the same mistakes those women or people did, but then it started giving me nightmares and i became paranoid to the point where i didn't want to leave my house or meet new people so i had to stop

[@GarretRB]

Nick saying scooter’s jungle unlocked memories deep inside me as an OC kid

[@KaceyMae111]

52:21 IT IS ALWAYS A WEDNESDAY THATS CRAAAZY

[@Aatraeus]

Weirdly it is true though

[@justinpflieger3380]

If they all raised a kid they would be all the elements their kid could wield like the avatar Ludwig: the earth dad, teaching the kid the wilderness and how to harness the earth Nick: the fire dad, teaching their kid to spit fire (and possible forest arson) Slime: the water dad, filling up the heart and mind of the kid with his liquid ideals Aimen: the air dad because he would teach the kid to smoke

[@FezPlays]

Valorant actually has a setting to turn off mature content. You can turn off blood splatters, and turn off dead bodies; it replaces them with a spark of light, and a hologram. This is something Riot promoted heavily to sell the game as an marketable esport.

[@konish6831]

This episode was electric

[@r.mar.673]

Ludwig out here imagining Step dad Peter as a Gundam, splitting his mom in half.

[@depressean8295]

Love the Calgary stampede bit from Aiden. god bless my good canadian boy

[@taylifts]

It is 90% probably not this deep but when I worked at a gym, they had to close the basketball court down for months bc someone pulled a gun out during a game. People get weird about basketball and members can get more unhinged as the night goes on, especially if the gym is open 24/7 (sorry if any night people feel called out, i'm sure you're perfectly hinged) Or you just need to ask someone to turn the lights on

[@ramblob]

The Scooter’s Jungle birthday reference by Nick was legendary

[@theguystealingyourinternet3712]

24:02 there IS a supposed doom map of the school made by one of the shooters, it's actually very famous lost media. Nobody is sure if it exists though

[@JetsFittedUp]

"and he was a party dude" by slime going un noticed

[@boneharvester]

I literally bark laughed out loud in my corpo office job at Slime's tackle box joke

[@wyrmblade]

"yeah well I hit box and get bags" Nick is the undisputed champ

[@rafael.s]

11:13 Name drop had me doubting myself for a second there even though i'm thousands of miles away

[@hsuhru2051]

Slime talking about Super Columbine RPG also works as a great explanation of why No More Heroes for the Wii is one of the greatest game ever made.

[@youngrootv]

I always knew Ludwig was a rapscallion and a theif, a colonizer if you will

[@barcancelN2]

typical white pharaoh shit

[@macrokamusic5971]

That lights on the tennis court shit happens here too, I'll be in the dark shooting hoops while the Richie's are slapping their balls with their wood

[@jerryfromtheblock6463]

The real question is: What if the spider had 8 guns?

[@god_of_icecream]

Or 9 guns

[@ChosenRosen18]

@@god_of_icecreamthey would take care of each other

[@sabinajoh]

Psychology today has an article about why women love watching true crime. In general, we see ourselves in the victims and the shows help with tips and tricks on how to avoid being murdered. The psychology part, the motive, makes murderers less terrifying which can be comforting. It’s a part of reality for most women that there’s a risk everyday that we’ll be victimized, so true crime helps prepare you if it would happen.

[@WilliamTopp-m6l]

"That makes me want to cringe into a golf ball". Slime's way with words is so funny. The guy is funny enough to reel anyone in from the outset, but the more you listen the funnier he gets. His sense of humour grows on you and you cant stop it. Its kind of a curse. Now I am addicted to this podcast because I cant find content like it anywhere else, and although you upload weekly, it still feels like I am waiting an eternity between episodes. I still don't watch unless Ludwig is on. I hate you Slime.

[@sinewave1k735]

we used a disk, tiler, and rake to farm. We disk hard soil, then till it to turn over, and rake to level. A plow is just a form of tillers. So not all farmers use plows. Plows are like Op and depending on your crops and goals you might not buy a plow. Theory now is "the bacteria and other micro fauna improve the soil health and biology, converting old plant residues and mineral content of the soil into plant food". So farmers are more often turning to no-till farming as it is believed to improve soil structure.

[@Axel-bq1cr]

Yard episode on my birthday. You shouldn’t have

[@themilkmanzaza]

an ad every 5mins is low key insane

[@mobmaniac]

Fun Fact: The 1st internationally recognized rules for warfare were established before World War 1 at a European "Peace" Conference

[@licuefy]

I appreciate the part where Aiden starts humming the rules song from it’s always sunny

[@TRE1351]

Okay but a big ass spider no matter what it does im prolly dying instantly, a smol spider imma be sat there silently watching it eat me, thats crazy

[@oaktree4931]

Best episode in while, the uptick is here

[@Leeffron]

The oof on moggers killed me

[@Unfortunately_Mickey]

A lot of victims of sa or violence from partners like watching true crime to see someone getting caught, and to understand that their abuser wasn't as powerful as they seemed.

[@qaydenb5262]

Ah yes, yarb time

[@ryeman389]

i love the Iarb

[@Stevonicus]

​@@ryeman389best Laotian food

[@youssefbadawy9902]

the massage bit literally bar for bar happened in a previous episode

[@4ci1ab]

The fellas should make ep 163 just the 4 of them getting a tax deductible massage

[@Lynkah]

Dude I 100% called Noah by accident just mocking how the people I personally know have all considered Noah as a name lmao. Noah and Oliver are the top 2 in my personal biased experience.

[@dominoot2652]

"I want to cringe into a golf ball" lmao

[@lukemercer7077]

Aiden talking about Bundy reminded me of my 2019 BTK story. I live in Wichita KS and listened to a several hour long podcast detailing everything BTK did and where. On Halloween my buddy's and I drove past a house that he committed his crimes in and it freaked me out, haven't watched true crime since. Also my grandma knew a woman who was married to his brother which was freaky

[@TiltBear]

hearing "jeff buckley invented the beastie boys" was the most insane thing i heard today.

[@arcticwolfy]

I actually knew a kid who used to make custom Doom maps of the school. Luckily we're in the UK so there was little chance of a gun being used but I did always keep an eye out for the glint of a knife being pulled out of his backpack

[@sammybrazeal3772]

As one of the few female yard listeners, the reason I like true crime is for the reasons behind the acts. I enjoy this pod cast killer psyche and she tells the upbringing of the murders and investigates what’s happened to cause them to do what they did. So I’m more drawn to the psychological aspect of the true crime world.

[@TheoSchattenfang]

stuff like that is real iffy for me because it has the unfortunate effect of making some look at traumatized victims of lifelong abuse as a dangerous potential murderer rather than the victims that they are

[@sammybrazeal3772]

@@TheoSchattenfang I totally agree I think that’s why as a listener one needs to understand that their past may be a reason that lead them to the path of evil but should never justify because they still chose to do what they know of horrible.

[@squishy9007]

Holy intro, "what if the spider had a gun?" shit started off real hot

[@CorneliusCumberbatch]

Had this on in the background and was not expecting Vinnie Paz to be a topic today

[@emilyk8977]

Serious comment time 0_0 I think a big part of true crime's appeal, at least for me and probably for other women, is catharsis and validation. It can be weirdly comforting to confront those topics head-on through other people's experiences and stories. Defo has it's problems with gross sensationalism though

[@odetocaro]

slime being a beabadoobee fan wasn’t in my bingo card

[@hazardfury3400]

26:49 too real

[@melliferou]

Just ate a whole round of brie and sat down with this one

[@idktbh9877]

watching this on mute looking at their feet ONLY

[@lukes401k]

Slime comparing a they/them to the wretch class is hysterically funny

[@jordanmacavoy4089]

"i'll take a they/them. that's like a wretch in dark souls"

[@cocalicoman]

Don’t hate on the hex bar, it’s more quad focused and easier on your back vs conventional that’s more glute/hamstring focused; they’re both equally viable

[@Chillax1984]

Definitely one of the top episodes.

[@arkhamj8181]

Nick being so intensely shaken by super columbine massacre rpg is shocking. His face says a lot here.