Addressing the rumors | The Yard

[@ConnorEatsPantsLIVE]

use me in the thumbnail sometime so we can see who's episode would do better between me and prezoh

[@_Foxx]

LA

[@Stayin67]

Omg hi Connor

[@CynicalChicken661]

I would be hyped for a connor ep

[@zunnyinternational]

LISAN AL GAIB

[@potatochipclips]

Let's get a connor episode in general. If you and them are down of course

[@TheTitaniumSamurott]

I cant believe women month is already over, it was pretty cool that they were able to get every women ever for this month!

[@notamethdealer]

I must have missed the Hillary Clinton episode

[@TheTitaniumSamurott]

​@@notamethdealer Was that the first woman you thought of

[@JP34__]

there's 4 women on the pod already whatchu mean

[@triforcepokeguy]

Ludwig is my favorite women

[@rahulramkissoon]

​@@triforcepokeguyLudwig is non binary, someone cancel this guy.

[@kosmickalamity7071]

Ngl the thumbnail made me think they got prezoh on and I’m realizing now just how hard that would go

[@hungrynibba4152]

Woulda been 1 and a half hours of mid

[@shafts__6821]

​@@hungrynibba4152shudup

[@bridgerparker4275]

@@hungrynibba4152 yeah, also known as 'a podcast'

[@EE-sw3uh]

idk why they do this clickbait every week like I wouldn’t click even if the thumbnail was just like a pile of bricks

[@teknicolor2]

He was great on the SuperMegaCast

[@nikveresch5387]

Slime's C section joke went grossly under appreciated, made me smile ear to ear

[@tonygonzalez7055]

FACTS

[@DevotedpupaVODs]

Getting queerbaited by the Yard is like losing chess to a dog

[@dennis_s]

and the dog has 125 IQ

[@dennis_s]

which for dogs, is quite impressive

[@stevenstripes]

9 dogs.

[@dennis_s]

@@stevenstripes right. and they would take care of each other. would they also be good at chess?

[@0106johnny]

​@@dennis_sThey'd train against each other until they play at a GM level

[@ricochico1144]

16:03 "what do you think the member means bro" is a contender for Slime all time classic

[@celocic]

hard agree

[@lukeminer3871]

Aidan made the joke moments before lol. Slime just said it louder and in a clearer way

[@ladycalily]

As an NB listener I’d like to give a Purple Heart to Ludwig for living through the experience of coming out

[@emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy553]

Non binary yard listeners unite

[@alenor210]

I’m not NB but yall have the coolest flag I’m jealous

[@ricochico1144]

Not enby either but I have enby friends and I'd like to say you guys are really cool

[@Bruhboii2]

As someone who is currently very much questioning gender, we unite

[@sw4mpy]

Here for roll call ✋😂 I wonder how many of us nonbinary Yardigans there actually are

[@korra_samii]

"you have to get this signed off by 9/10 gays" you have my signature

[@vibesvibeman6722]

and mine 🫡

[@nicktaylor1902]

And my axe

[@benjamin4624]

And mine

[@magpeye]

and mine \o/

[@lakshyapatel3842]

and mine

[@raph1136]

this has to be the funniest beginning of a yard episode

[@jasliketheflower]

Insta TV off headphones on 💀

[@Keanpoop]

Everytime Slime says "Dubbin" in his soft high pitch voice an angel gets its wings

[@dennis_s]

i see it

[@jonahlewis9925]

Top shelf comment

[@aprilb7751]

HAPPY BDAY AIMEN GAMIN!!🥳💓

[@vanitasastra]

He don't know you

[@sandenson]

​@@vanitasastra Piss off

[@prg_astro]

I would make fun of them for getting only 2 women but here am I with 0

[@carpet7664]

Slimes foot looks like its the knife chopping the invisible vegetables on the cutting board of Ludwig's leg

[@NaiaDeurKlink]

Lmfao

[@Jay_morais]

First I was like "what the fuck is this guy saying", then I kept watching and almost died laughing when I noticed lol

[@carpet7664]

@@Jay_morais I didn’t think about how it wasn’t happening the whole time lol

[@lrgogo1517]

i GUESS

[@Bigbossbadge]

I love zipper 3's antics so much lmaooooooo My fav Yard side character fr

[@tyleradams5149]

"he's gonna quietly learn how to jumprope" went criminally unnoticed lmao

[@eddieboycu]

The way aimen talked to nick in the intro was the way I yell at my dog to stop barking

[@gsmarcyt]

need the clip of lud telling the sniper they’ll never make it 😭😭

[@stanz]

?????? PREZOH????

[@Noah-lj2sg]

My goat

[@natrium1250]

Too dry lmao

[@rio425ee]

1:21:25-1:21:28 has to have been the most entertaining segment this podcast has ever had in its history....hands down. no competition.

[@brrboy6]

Slime comendering Swifts plane mid flight like it's GTA is one of my favorite jokes of the pod

[@AdDelayed]

Dear Ludwig - Saab made the planes first, it's why their ignitions are in the center console. They were bought by GM, then killed alongside pontiac, saturn, etc. when the government made General Motors trim their hedges.

[@Bladavia]

Also it was Mitsubishi who built japanese planes during WW2, the famous Mitsubishi A6M "Zero"

[@AdDelayed]

@@Bladavia BMW has done aero as well, their logo is meant to look like propellers spinning.

[@lostshot]

I'd love to see Fuslie on the pod!

[@unusallife6326]

Seconded, not sure anyone else would get a chance to talk though.

[@strawberryemma]

gay trans woman here: i sign off on Slime’s f slur joke about Stanz. i count towards one of the ten.

[@Jaded515]

Bi trans woman. I'll give it my vote too. Slime gets the F pass for 1 year

[@atherisGAY]

I don't

[@strawberryemma]

@@atherisGAY i respect your opinion 🫡

[@narlems]

Congrats lud on coming out!

[@STINKY1790]

As a true beater, super grateful for this episode. Thanks a lot for finally representing us in a positive light

[@Christiaan-qj8fi]

Nick was electric this episode, possibly one of the greatest performances he’s ever put on.

[@arkain1]

Unfortunately, Women's History Month ended 2 weeks early because they only know 2 women 😢

[@smithcarter11]

Slime was on fire this ep like it’s nba jam. That “oh good” after Ludwig said he was showing gratitude to himself killed me.

[@darkkilla580]

ludwig is talking about the "do the thug shake video" at 49:00

[@Chaoticsaur]

Rowan do the thug shake

[@highestapple523]

I got into a car accident at 49:16 just thought everyone should know

[@ColeCxle]

Down in the shop at my office making some shit for work. Forgot my ear buds. Listening to the intro. Slime talking about beating his little ass shiii and I turn around, face to face with my 68 year old boss.

[@NeoNess64]

Listened to the audio yesterday, definitely one of the best episodes to come out. And the primo is just as fire great work🔥

[@ranec7825]

You guys tried your hardest. So proud you were able to get two women on this month, but it's a shame you didn't know any others :(

[@smungo4267]

this ones for the real beaters

[@lexers_5318]

Instead of Fuslie we get a convo about Ludwig’s meetings…🙂

[@DeltaKream]

Saab been making military planes since the Second World War, and the Japanese car brand you were thinking of is Mitsubishi, who made the famous A6M Zero fighter

[@aztecghost]

Also Kawasaki, and *kind of* Subaru

[@thadman3003]

I always love when aiden hits the high laugh, especially after a banger oneliner. Like when slime first did his ludwig

[@ogmango2457]

lud was electric today

[@Wholemxlk]

Definitely favorite start to an episode ever

[@gibbydotexe9223]

This is honestly probably one of my favorite episodes the energy was amazing

[@infernalisopod3344]

the chocolate crack shit is actually so fucking good I was craving some out of nowhere the other night

[@JoeyC4D]

really love the deep dives into the company around 37:00, some genuine tips about meetings and organizing brands

[@Xaphino]

What tips. They didnt say anything

[@JoeyC4D]

man idk I was stoned and it sounded smart@@Xaphino

[@wpk914]

I thought the book announcement Tweet was a dream I had in the light haze of Pre-REM sleep. Cool that it's real!

[@mihailomisic6478]

Honestly one of the best episodes yet. From beginning to end

[@ryan2415]

This is probably the best episode in a couple weeks.

[@mina_rdhd]

Okay, I watched the Graham podcast bc Ludwig was in it, and it's like crazy to me that people can be THAT money oriented. Like aside from the coop convo, the fact that he found a love for painting and was IMMEDIATELY thinking about how to make money from it really ticked me off. Like man, you have enough money, does every part of your being have to be consumed by it? What a sad way to live.

[@TrentBro]

LETS GOOOOOO Edit: was litterally about to beat my shit before the ep started... thought I'd join in the convo

[@professor4903]

No man, no

[@Ali-ey9sz]

You gonna finish the ep first? Take a break at the sponsor?

[@TrentBro]

To all parties concerned, I did get distracted by the bants for a minute but I powered through, took a fiver, and returned

[@Ali-ey9sz]

​@@TrentBroAs a concerned party, I'm happy for you bro. Keep it real.

[@TrentBro]

@@Ali-ey9sz you aswell my brudah🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@MacNSteeez]

“They’re just talking about Stan’s?” So good. Wow.

[@ianstyp]

the talk on meetings is one of the most relatable conversations they've had, how depressing

[@joshmeyerink5776]

Watching Aiden stress scratch while ludwig explains how he has to speak to his employees as boss cracked me up

[@goekenaitor5674]

I might rewatch this opener like once every 2 weeks

[@houndsanddirewolves]

As someone who got into journaling this year, pen and paper is so much more fun just because of buying fountain pens and fun ink looool

[@potatoonastick2239]

42:50 aiden throwing out bangers like this unprompted

[@Darthmugiwara]

One of my favorites lately you guys have such a great and funny chemistry!

[@TheJerrbear420]

50:38 Slime’s GOAT-C section joke is why he’s the GOAT and it needs more credit

[@wolven.]

First pod in a few weeks without a woman and the very first conversation is about beating off, checks out lmao

[@M00T3N]

This has the best set of any pod for sure.

[@bigchunk53]

An episode for Beaters??? Finally! Something I can relate too!

[@kuralista]

Bro the SAAB 9-5 was the greatest car my family had, we also had in the military these training weapons that looked like our rifles but worked like the duck hunt pistol and had recoil and a speaker and shit

[@taeahn6065]

They talked about the book project back in premium episode 114, 58 minutes in.

[@taylifts]

What a wild way to start an episode lmao

[@Medd2]

Fuslie volunteering to come on and Ludwig ignoring her is on brand with their relationship lmfao. Some say he's still recovering from that haircut to this day.

[@jasonjavelin]

Definitely going to cop a book if possible!!! Also the convo about companies making military hardware was very funny. I loled when I saw the Mitsubishi Zero picture on the search

[@thea_jpeg]

i knew that they didn't know more than 2 women

[@raybows]

me as a woman during women month clicking on this episode and having to listen to the beat check first thing in the morning 🧍‍♀️

[@magpeye]

36:25 1 gay here signing off, that shit was funny

[@LuciaSeelie]

I had to pause at the Goatse Section/GOAT's C-Section wordplay because it stunlocked me lmfaooooo

[@itsmurphy97]

nick in the vega shorts goes hard

[@youngannanimations4524]

The way slime said he would write his journal for people to find after he dies was crazy because I always imagine if the human race was wiped out and someone found my journal they would see the daily life of a teen in America lol

[@NathanBrownisawesome]

Ludwig, you're thinking of Mitsubishi, they made the planes that attacked Pearl Harbor. And Saab made planes BEFORE the cars, that's why their cars are so cool, they were made by fighter jet engineers. (Also Honda makes a private jet, it's literally called the Hondajet)

[@ItzHartBB]

Wait til they find out General Electric (home appliance company) makes the gun on the A-10 warthog

[@tannr]

no offense to you at all but this gave me psychic damage. GE also makes the engines for the A-10 and lots of planes. GE appliances sold their brand to a Chinese company now

[@ItzHartBB]

@@tannr no offense taken! i was purely quoting a russianbadger short lmao

[@nolanbacon6181]

Cool clarification about Kipchoge's sub-2 hour marathon is you guys were totally right about the pace groups and pace car but there was actually a laser system shooting off the back of the car that showed the pacers exactly where they should be for optimal aerodynamics and pace

[@Lion022]

4;04 “everyone gets one of those, it’s to chew on while you read” 😭😭😭

[@grantdotjpg]

This is one of the greatest yard episodes of all time. I don't know why, it's just electric

[@jonesOtr]

lmao i thought we were getting Prezoh for women's history month

[@badhid503]

energy spent while accelerating is an exponential function, while energy spent running the same speed isn't. So this means continuously accelerating and slowing down costs more energy than running the same speed all race long, and that's why they used a car to set his pace.

[@Bradmagus]

Damn I’m so nocturnal emissionpilled, I’m straight ludwigmaxxing

[@hussainshah5868]

I have tmj (jaw issues) going on, and this episode made me smile & laugh so much that I'm in pain now. Screw you guys

[@Anastius50]

My dad actually worked for a Saab sub-company, it was really cool to see some of the stuff he was doing.

[@Kenjileahy]

Holy fuck that "Gay Chicken" bit got me good

[@AJvsEverything]

Fun Fact: one of Saab's catchphrases is that they're "Born from jets" because the company originally built warplanes in the late 1930's and started building vehicles in 1945...

[@lunogyt]

the nonbinary community has forgiven ludwig for his stolen valor. he can even use a slur if he wants

[@mech57]

Thought they got prezoh on for a second. Smh my h

[@czerov3]

48:40 solution: alien forehead guy asking his friend to do the thug shaker

[@Versace_sheets]

7 minutes of meeting talk, poggers

[@loonatheworId]

Finally ludwig is coming out

[@drewcurry280]

Slime found the only acceptable way to call someone the f-slur in fucking crying real tears

[@haha20121000]

A podcast with just slime and schlatt would go hard, but would be so unhinged

[@Randscorporation]

You guys are right. The women have had their time long enough

[@adamyama]

One of the most easily enjoyable ep

[@ianhi9572]

In an alternative dimension I like the idea of Mango living a perfect life if he never met the yard cause they are hazardous to this man's career

[@zaneharris706]

I just listened back to episode 10 and Ludwig did in fact, used to post in his descriptions, and in episode 10 slime said that that was the closest you’d ever get to him

[@mediumchicago_pizza]

lud talking bout the thugshake vid and describing it as tiktok skibidi toilet so funny

[@mediumchicago_pizza]

slime sayin thats what my mom had killed me

[@RubberNoggin]

lud putting slime onto that asap clip was so rich.

[@greeny.official]

reading and journaling is not what i expected on the pod today but yes those things r v good esp in ur adult life

[@Triplicata]

Realizing they didn't continue to get a female guest for every week of March broke my heart.

[@xxbos5xx]

This truly is the beating episode

[@sw4mpy]

It's actually homophobic that Prezoh hasn't been on The Yard yet :/

[@shiven619]

Bring Fuslie for next episode to end the month right

[@HalfBananaWoman]

The idea that Ludwig would invite his kid to basketball made me cackle