Addressing the rumors | The Yard

This week, the boys talk about the rumours, Ludwig meeting LinusTechTips, and how Ludwig bumped into a star.. (Episode 140)
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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:25 - beat check
00:02:40 - welcome back to the yard
00:03:00 - we made a book!
00:06:35 - ludwig writes a nice message about the boys (not nick)
00:08:36 - the realest ludwig, is the description ludwig
00:09:52 - the stinky two
00:12:15 - feastables
00:13:51 - beast games
00:14:21 - ludwig deals with a streamsniper
00:19:50 - ludwig finds out about SAAB
00:22:20 - slime is a stream legend
00:24:31 - nick will play chess because of tyler1's rating
00:25:35 - if the guys had kids...
00:30:51 - QT's least favourite yard episode
00:31:15 - we don't have a woman this week
00:33:00 - the rumours about ludwig
00:35:22 - prezoh
00:36:45 - ludwigs meetings
00:44:40 - does ludwig know how much he makes from the yard?
00:45:50 - collision
00:47:00 - passed out, pants down, asleep in the cinema
00:50:50 - zipper 3 sends aiden a picture
00:53:35 - we caused the goat to lose this weekend...
00:58:15 - a fan bumped into nick on his first day in LA
00:58:54 - ludwig met ben savage
01:03:00 - ludwig started journaling
01:12:40 - one of nicks most embarrasing moments in his life
01:13:10 - reading to learn more words
01:14:44 - ludwig met linustechtips
01:17:50 - bored ape restaurant
01:22:40 - joshman and slime
01:23:17 - slime's tekken update
01:24:27 - the marathon
01:31:22 - thanks for watching
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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[@ConnorEatsPantsLIVE]

use me in the thumbnail sometime so we can see who's episode would do better between me and prezoh

[@_Foxx]

LA

[@laurajoyzimmerman3900]

Omg hi Connor

[@CynicalChicken661]

I would be hyped for a connor ep

[@zunnyinternational]

LISAN AL GAIB

[@potatochipclips]

Let's get a connor episode in general. If you and them are down of course

[@TheTitaniumSamurott]

I cant believe women month is already over, it was pretty cool that they were able to get every women ever for this month!

[@notamethdealer]

I must have missed the Hillary Clinton episode

[@TheTitaniumSamurott]

​@@notamethdealer Was that the first woman you thought of

[@JP34__]

there's 4 women on the pod already whatchu mean

[@triforcepokeguy]

Ludwig is my favorite women

[@rahulramkissoon]

​@@triforcepokeguyLudwig is non binary, someone cancel this guy.

[@kosmickalamity7071]

Ngl the thumbnail made me think they got prezoh on and I’m realizing now just how hard that would go

[@hungrynibba4152]

Woulda been 1 and a half hours of mid

[@shafts__6821]

​@@hungrynibba4152shudup

[@bridgerparker4275]

@@hungrynibba4152 yeah, also known as 'a podcast'

[@EE-sw3uh]

idk why they do this clickbait every week like I wouldn’t click even if the thumbnail was just like a pile of bricks

[@teknicolor2]

He was great on the SuperMegaCast

[@DevotedpupaVODs]

Getting queerbaited by the Yard is like losing chess to a dog

[@dennis_s]

and the dog has 125 IQ

[@dennis_s]

which for dogs, is quite impressive

[@stevenstripes]

9 dogs.

[@dennis_s]

@@stevenstripes right. and they would take care of each other. would they also be good at chess?

[@0106johnny]

​@@dennis_sThey'd train against each other until they play at a GM level

[@nikveresch5387]

Slime's C section joke went grossly under appreciated, made me smile ear to ear

[@tonygonzalez7055]

FACTS

[@ricochico1144]

16:03 "what do you think the member means bro" is a contender for Slime all time classic

[@celocic]

hard agree

[@lukeminer3871]

Aidan made the joke moments before lol. Slime just said it louder and in a clearer way

[@ladycalily]

As an NB listener I’d like to give a Purple Heart to Ludwig for living through the experience of coming out

[@emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy553]

Non binary yard listeners unite

[@alenor210]

I’m not NB but yall have the coolest flag I’m jealous

[@ricochico1144]

Not enby either but I have enby friends and I'd like to say you guys are really cool

[@Bruhboii2]

As someone who is currently very much questioning gender, we unite

[@sw4mpy]

Here for roll call ✋😂 I wonder how many of us nonbinary Yardigans there actually are

[@korra_samii]

"you have to get this signed off by 9/10 gays" you have my signature

[@vibesvibeman6722]

and mine 🫡

[@nicktaylor1902]

And my axe

[@benjamin4624]

And mine

[@magpeye]

and mine \o/

[@lakshyapatel3842]

and mine

[@raph1136]

this has to be the funniest beginning of a yard episode

[@jasliketheflower]

Insta TV off headphones on 💀

[@stanz]

?????? PREZOH????

[@Noah-lj2sg]

My goat

[@natrium1250]

Too dry lmao

[@carpet7664]

Slimes foot looks like its the knife chopping the invisible vegetables on the cutting board of Ludwig's leg

[@NaiaDeurKlink]

Lmfao

[@JuhAgressive]

First I was like "what the fuck is this guy saying", then I kept watching and almost died laughing when I noticed lol

[@carpet7664]

@@JuhAgressive I didn’t think about how it wasn’t happening the whole time lol

[@lrgogo1517]

i GUESS

[@prg_astro]

I would make fun of them for getting only 2 women but here am I with 0

[@Keanpoop]

Everytime Slime says "Dubbin" in his soft high pitch voice an angel gets its wings

[@dennis_s]

i see it

[@aprilb7751]

HAPPY BDAY AIMEN GAMIN!!🥳💓

[@vanitasastra]

He don't know you

[@sandenson]

​@@vanitasastra Piss off

[@eddieboycu]

The way aimen talked to nick in the intro was the way I yell at my dog to stop barking

[@Bigbossbadge]

I love zipper 3's antics so much lmaooooooo My fav Yard side character fr

[@gsmarcyt]

need the clip of lud telling the sniper they’ll never make it 😭😭

[@tyleradams5149]

"he's gonna quietly learn how to jumprope" went criminally unnoticed lmao

[@brrboy6]

Slime comendering Swifts plane mid flight like it's GTA is one of my favorite jokes of the pod

[@arkain1]

Unfortunately, Women's History Month ended 2 weeks early because they only know 2 women 😢

[@AdDelayed]

Dear Ludwig - Saab made the planes first, it's why their ignitions are in the center console. They were bought by GM, then killed alongside pontiac, saturn, etc. when the government made General Motors trim their hedges.

[@Bladavia]

Also it was Mitsubishi who built japanese planes during WW2, the famous Mitsubishi A6M "Zero"

[@AdDelayed]

@@Bladavia BMW has done aero as well, their logo is meant to look like propellers spinning.

[@rio425ee]

1:21:25-1:21:28 has to have been the most entertaining segment this podcast has ever had in its history....hands down. no competition.

[@lostshot]

I'd love to see Fuslie on the pod!

[@unusallife6326]

Seconded, not sure anyone else would get a chance to talk though.

[@narlems]

Congrats lud on coming out!

[@strawberryemma]

gay trans woman here: i sign off on Slime’s f slur joke about Stanz. i count towards one of the ten.

[@Jaded515]

Bi trans woman. I'll give it my vote too. Slime gets the F pass for 1 year

[@atherisGAY]

I don't

[@Alex-uf9hx]

Male leaning bi guy here, I too sign off Slime’s f slur joke 🗿

[@strawberryemma]

@@atherisGAY i respect your opinion 🫡

[@STINKY1790]

As a true beater, super grateful for this episode. Thanks a lot for finally representing us in a positive light

[@Christiaan-qj8fi]

Nick was electric this episode, possibly one of the greatest performances he’s ever put on.

[@smithcarter11]

Slime was on fire this ep like it’s nba jam. That “oh good” after Ludwig said he was showing gratitude to himself killed me.

[@smungo4267]

this ones for the real beaters

[@darkkilla580]

ludwig is talking about the "do the thug shake video" at 49:00

[@Chaoticsaur]

Rowan do the thug shake

[@NeoNess64]

Listened to the audio yesterday, definitely one of the best episodes to come out. And the primo is just as fire great work🔥

[@ogmango2457]

lud was electric today

[@lexers_5318]

Instead of Fuslie we get a convo about Ludwig’s meetings…🙂

[@ranec7825]

You guys tried your hardest. So proud you were able to get two women on this month, but it's a shame you didn't know any others :(

[@DeltaKream]

Saab been making military planes since the Second World War, and the Japanese car brand you were thinking of is Mitsubishi, who made the famous A6M Zero fighter

[@aztecghost]

Also Kawasaki, and *kind of* Subaru

[@Wholemxlk]

Definitely favorite start to an episode ever

[@mina_rdhd]

Okay, I watched the Graham podcast bc Ludwig was in it, and it's like crazy to me that people can be THAT money oriented. Like aside from the coop convo, the fact that he found a love for painting and was IMMEDIATELY thinking about how to make money from it really ticked me off. Like man, you have enough money, does every part of your being have to be consumed by it? What a sad way to live.

[@gibbydotexe9223]

This is honestly probably one of my favorite episodes the energy was amazing

[@wpk914]

I thought the book announcement Tweet was a dream I had in the light haze of Pre-REM sleep. Cool that it's real!

[@Darthmugiwara]

One of my favorites lately you guys have such a great and funny chemistry!

[@thadman3003]

I always love when aiden hits the high laugh, especially after a banger oneliner. Like when slime first did his ludwig

[@mihailomisic6478]

Honestly one of the best episodes yet. From beginning to end

[@goekenaitor5674]

I might rewatch this opener like once every 2 weeks

[@infernalisopod3344]

the chocolate crack shit is actually so fucking good I was craving some out of nowhere the other night

[@scullface456]

the talk on meetings is one of the most relatable conversations they've had, how depressing

[@MacNSteeez]

“They’re just talking about Stan’s?” So good. Wow.

[@ryan2415]

This is probably the best episode in a couple weeks.

[@itsmurphy97]

nick in the vega shorts goes hard

[@potatoonastick2239]

42:50 aiden throwing out bangers like this unprompted

[@taeahn6065]

They talked about the book project back in premium episode 114, 58 minutes in.

[@jasonjavelin]

Definitely going to cop a book if possible!!! Also the convo about companies making military hardware was very funny. I loled when I saw the Mitsubishi Zero picture on the search

[@M00T3N]

This has the best set of any pod for sure.

[@taylifts]

What a wild way to start an episode lmao

[@thea_jpeg]

i knew that they didn't know more than 2 women

[@jaketepsa6523]

Great episode

[@JoeyC4D]

really love the deep dives into the company around 37:00, some genuine tips about meetings and organizing brands

[@Xaphino]

What tips. They didnt say anything

[@JoeyC4D]

man idk I was stoned and it sounded smart@@Xaphino

[@houndsanddirewolves]

As someone who got into journaling this year, pen and paper is so much more fun just because of buying fountain pens and fun ink looool

[@TheJerrbear420]

50:38 Slime’s GOAT-C section joke is why he’s the GOAT and it needs more credit

[@bigchunk53]

An episode for Beaters??? Finally! Something I can relate too!

[@Anastius50]

My dad actually worked for a Saab sub-company, it was really cool to see some of the stuff he was doing.

[@kuralista]

Bro the SAAB 9-5 was the greatest car my family had, we also had in the military these training weapons that looked like our rifles but worked like the duck hunt pistol and had recoil and a speaker and shit

[@TrentBro]

LETS GOOOOOO Edit: was litterally about to beat my shit before the ep started... thought I'd join in the convo

[@professor4903]

No man, no

[@Ali-ey9sz]

You gonna finish the ep first? Take a break at the sponsor?

[@TrentBro]

To all parties concerned, I did get distracted by the bants for a minute but I powered through, took a fiver, and returned

[@Ali-ey9sz]

​@@TrentBroAs a concerned party, I'm happy for you bro. Keep it real.

[@TrentBro]

@@Ali-ey9sz you aswell my brudah🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@grantdotjpg]

This is one of the greatest yard episodes of all time. I don't know why, it's just electric

[@adamyama]

One of the most easily enjoyable ep

[@rgwepic7056]

Looking so forward to the yard book coming out

[@Bonn._.]

Thank you lubben for reminding me to add thankfulness to my personal reflection Been focusing on self improvement but sadly that’s just had me caught up with things I need to do

[@magpeye]

36:25 1 gay here signing off, that shit was funny

[@botermb6559]

amazing episode

[@bos5wtu800]

This truly is the beating episode

[@nolanbacon6181]

Cool clarification about Kipchoge's sub-2 hour marathon is you guys were totally right about the pace groups and pace car but there was actually a laser system shooting off the back of the car that showed the pacers exactly where they should be for optimal aerodynamics and pace

[@Versace_sheets]

7 minutes of meeting talk, poggers

[@jonesOtr]

lmao i thought we were getting Prezoh for women's history month

[@lunogyt]

the nonbinary community has forgiven ludwig for his stolen valor. he can even use a slur if he wants

[@loonatheworId]

Finally ludwig is coming out

[@mech57]

Thought they got prezoh on for a second. Smh my h

[@sevenanemone3615]

Happy Birthday Mr. Aimen the Gamin

[@wolven.]

First pod in a few weeks without a woman and the very first conversation is about beating off, checks out lmao

[@coachmystik]

This episode is goated, so many great bits 🤣

[@peaceroolz]

Can confirm slime is a stream legend

[@raybows]

me as a woman during women month clicking on this episode and having to listen to the beat check first thing in the morning 🧍‍♀️

[@joshmeyerink5776]

Watching Aiden stress scratch while ludwig explains how he has to speak to his employees as boss cracked me up

[@Randscorporation]

You guys are right. The women have had their time long enough

[@LuciaSeelie]

I had to pause at the Goatse Section/GOAT's C-Section wordplay because it stunlocked me lmfaooooo

[@RichardULong]

1:17:03 I feel so heard, I’ve thought about situations where being able to throw up on command would be optimal for years now

[@RubberNoggin]

lud putting slime onto that asap clip was so rich.

[@hussainshah5868]

I have tmj (jaw issues) going on, and this episode made me smile & laugh so much that I'm in pain now. Screw you guys

[@shiven619]

Bring Fuslie for next episode to end the month right

[@Triplicata]

Realizing they didn't continue to get a female guest for every week of March broke my heart.

[@ItzHartBB]

Wait til they find out General Electric (home appliance company) makes the gun on the A-10 warthog

[@tannr]

no offense to you at all but this gave me psychic damage. GE also makes the engines for the A-10 and lots of planes. GE appliances sold their brand to a Chinese company now

[@ItzHartBB]

@@tannr no offense taken! i was purely quoting a russianbadger short lmao

[@badhid503]

energy spent while accelerating is an exponential function, while energy spent running the same speed isn't. So this means continuously accelerating and slowing down costs more energy than running the same speed all race long, and that's why they used a car to set his pace.

[@zaneharris706]

I just listened back to episode 10 and Ludwig did in fact, used to post in his descriptions, and in episode 10 slime said that that was the closest you’d ever get to him

[@zunnyinternational]

we need to get conareatspants for womens month

[@Lion022]

4;04 “everyone gets one of those, it’s to chew on while you read” 😭😭😭

[@cakewalker4738]

what a crazy episode

[@wertget]

The jack black episode would be unmatched

[@youngannanimations4524]

The way slime said he would write his journal for people to find after he dies was crazy because I always imagine if the human race was wiped out and someone found my journal they would see the daily life of a teen in America lol

[@lennyS6969]

Is there an audio version of the book? 😂

[@NathanBrownisawesome]

Ludwig, you're thinking of Mitsubishi, they made the planes that attacked Pearl Harbor. And Saab made planes BEFORE the cars, that's why their cars are so cool, they were made by fighter jet engineers. (Also Honda makes a private jet, it's literally called the Hondajet)

[@domscott3845]

45:14 nicks little one liners always kill me

[@DustyRaider]

Sad that I missed Lud being here in the ‘couve’