Addressing the rumors | The Yard

[@ConnorEatsPantsLIVE]

use me in the thumbnail sometime so we can see who's episode would do better between me and prezoh

[@_Foxx]

LA

[@Stayin67]

Omg hi Connor

[@CynicalChicken661]

I would be hyped for a connor ep

[@zunnyinternational]

LISAN AL GAIB

[@potatochipclips]

Let's get a connor episode in general. If you and them are down of course

[@TheTitaniumSamurott]

I cant believe women month is already over, it was pretty cool that they were able to get every women ever for this month!

[@notamethdealer]

I must have missed the Hillary Clinton episode

[@TheTitaniumSamurott]

​@@notamethdealer Was that the first woman you thought of

[@JP34__]

there's 4 women on the pod already whatchu mean

[@triforcepokeguy]

Ludwig is my favorite women

[@rahulramkissoon]

​@@triforcepokeguyLudwig is non binary, someone cancel this guy.

[@kosmickalamity7071]

Ngl the thumbnail made me think they got prezoh on and I’m realizing now just how hard that would go

[@hungrynibba4152]

Woulda been 1 and a half hours of mid

[@shafts__6821]

​@@hungrynibba4152shudup

[@bridgerparker4275]

@@hungrynibba4152 yeah, also known as 'a podcast'

[@EE-sw3uh]

idk why they do this clickbait every week like I wouldn’t click even if the thumbnail was just like a pile of bricks

[@teknicolor2]

He was great on the SuperMegaCast

[@DevotedpupaVODs]

Getting queerbaited by the Yard is like losing chess to a dog

[@dennis_s]

and the dog has 125 IQ

[@dennis_s]

which for dogs, is quite impressive

[@stevenstripes]

9 dogs.

[@dennis_s]

@@stevenstripes right. and they would take care of each other. would they also be good at chess?

[@0106johnny]

​@@dennis_sThey'd train against each other until they play at a GM level

[@nikveresch5387]

Slime's C section joke went grossly under appreciated, made me smile ear to ear

[@tonygonzalez7055]

FACTS

[@ricochico1144]

16:03 "what do you think the member means bro" is a contender for Slime all time classic

[@celocic]

hard agree

[@miner3871]

Aidan made the joke moments before lol. Slime just said it louder and in a clearer way

[@ladycalily]

As an NB listener I’d like to give a Purple Heart to Ludwig for living through the experience of coming out

[@emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy553]

Non binary yard listeners unite

[@alenor210]

I’m not NB but yall have the coolest flag I’m jealous

[@ricochico1144]

Not enby either but I have enby friends and I'd like to say you guys are really cool

[@Bruhboii2]

As someone who is currently very much questioning gender, we unite

[@sw4mpy]

Here for roll call ✋😂 I wonder how many of us nonbinary Yardigans there actually are

[@paisley8865]

44:43 well well that’s pretty interesting 🧐 and almost exactly what happened lol

[@YelanC6R1]

That bit him in the ass

[@Prussiaz]

44:40 really hits different after today

[@raph1136]

this has to be the funniest beginning of a yard episode

[@jasliketheflower]

Insta TV off headphones on 💀

[@rio425ee]

1:21:25-1:21:28 has to have been the most entertaining segment this podcast has ever had in its history....hands down. no competition.

[@Bigbossbadge]

I love zipper 3's antics so much lmaooooooo My fav Yard side character fr

[@korra_samii]

"you have to get this signed off by 9/10 gays" you have my signature

[@vibesvibeman6722]

and mine 🫡

[@nicktaylor1902]

And my axe

[@benjamin4624]

And mine

[@magpeye]

and mine \o/

[@lakshyapatel3842]

and mine

[@aprilb7751]

HAPPY BDAY AIMEN GAMIN!!🥳💓

[@vanitasastra]

He don't know you

[@sandenson]

​@@vanitasastra Piss off

[@carpet7664]

Slimes foot looks like its the knife chopping the invisible vegetables on the cutting board of Ludwig's leg

[@NaiaDeurKlink]

Lmfao

[@Jay_morais]

First I was like "what the fuck is this guy saying", then I kept watching and almost died laughing when I noticed lol

[@carpet7664]

@@Jay_morais I didn’t think about how it wasn’t happening the whole time lol

[@lrgogo1517]

i GUESS

[@stanz]

?????? PREZOH????

[@Noah-lj2sg]

My goat

[@natrium1250]

Too dry lmao

[@brrboy6]

Slime comendering Swifts plane mid flight like it's GTA is one of my favorite jokes of the pod

[@Bigbearlils]

The way aimen talked to nick in the intro was the way I yell at my dog to stop barking

[@tyleradams5149]

"he's gonna quietly learn how to jumprope" went criminally unnoticed lmao

[@STINKY1790]

As a true beater, super grateful for this episode. Thanks a lot for finally representing us in a positive light

[@prg_astro]

I would make fun of them for getting only 2 women but here am I with 0

[@smithcarter11]

Slime was on fire this ep like it’s nba jam. That “oh good” after Ludwig said he was showing gratitude to himself killed me.

[@strawberryemma]

gay trans woman here: i sign off on Slime’s f slur joke about Stanz. i count towards one of the ten.

[@Jaded515]

Bi trans woman. I'll give it my vote too. Slime gets the F pass for 1 year

[@atherisGAY]

I don't

[@strawberryemma]

@@atherisGAY i respect your opinion 🫡

[@gsmarcyt]

need the clip of lud telling the sniper they’ll never make it 😭😭

[@narlems]

Congrats lud on coming out!

[@Christiaan-qj8fi]

Nick was electric this episode, possibly one of the greatest performances he’s ever put on.

[@NeoNess64]

Listened to the audio yesterday, definitely one of the best episodes to come out. And the primo is just as fire great work🔥

[@lostshot]

I'd love to see Fuslie on the pod!

[@unusallife6326]

Seconded, not sure anyone else would get a chance to talk though.

[@AdDelayed]

Dear Ludwig - Saab made the planes first, it's why their ignitions are in the center console. They were bought by GM, then killed alongside pontiac, saturn, etc. when the government made General Motors trim their hedges.

[@Bladavia]

Also it was Mitsubishi who built japanese planes during WW2, the famous Mitsubishi A6M "Zero"

[@AdDelayed]

@@Bladavia BMW has done aero as well, their logo is meant to look like propellers spinning.

[@arkain1]

Unfortunately, Women's History Month ended 2 weeks early because they only know 2 women 😢

[@thadman3003]

I always love when aiden hits the high laugh, especially after a banger oneliner. Like when slime first did his ludwig

[@gibbydotexe]

This is honestly probably one of my favorite episodes the energy was amazing

[@Wholemxlk]

Definitely favorite start to an episode ever

[@mihailomisic6478]

Honestly one of the best episodes yet. From beginning to end

[@JoeyC4D]

really love the deep dives into the company around 37:00, some genuine tips about meetings and organizing brands

[@Xaphino]

What tips. They didnt say anything

[@JoeyC4D]

man idk I was stoned and it sounded smart@@Xaphino

[@mina_rdhd]

Okay, I watched the Graham podcast bc Ludwig was in it, and it's like crazy to me that people can be THAT money oriented. Like aside from the coop convo, the fact that he found a love for painting and was IMMEDIATELY thinking about how to make money from it really ticked me off. Like man, you have enough money, does every part of your being have to be consumed by it? What a sad way to live.

[@TheJerrbear420]

50:38 Slime’s GOAT-C section joke is why he’s the GOAT and it needs more credit

[@Darthmugiwara]

One of my favorites lately you guys have such a great and funny chemistry!

[@ryan2415]

This is probably the best episode in a couple weeks.

[@darkkilla580]

ludwig is talking about the "do the thug shake video" at 49:00

[@Chaoticsaur]

Rowan do the thug shake

[@ranec7825]

You guys tried your hardest. So proud you were able to get two women on this month, but it's a shame you didn't know any others :(

[@DeltaKream]

Saab been making military planes since the Second World War, and the Japanese car brand you were thinking of is Mitsubishi, who made the famous A6M Zero fighter

[@aztecghost]

Also Kawasaki, and *kind of* Subaru

[@anonwhyz]

28:56 idk why they cut the part where nick asks in what way are they above that and slime responds idk :(

[@potatoonastick2239]

42:50 aiden throwing out bangers like this unprompted

[@ColeCxle]

Down in the shop at my office making some shit for work. Forgot my ear buds. Listening to the intro. Slime talking about beating his little ass shiii and I turn around, face to face with my 68 year old boss.

[@smungo4267]

this ones for the real beaters

[@wpk914]

I thought the book announcement Tweet was a dream I had in the light haze of Pre-REM sleep. Cool that it's real!

[@ianstyp]

the talk on meetings is one of the most relatable conversations they've had, how depressing

[@M00T3N]

This has the best set of any pod for sure.

[@lexers_5318]

Instead of Fuslie we get a convo about Ludwig’s meetings…🙂

[@joshmeyerink5776]

Watching Aiden stress scratch while ludwig explains how he has to speak to his employees as boss cracked me up

[@infernalisopod3344]

the chocolate crack shit is actually so fucking good I was craving some out of nowhere the other night

[@houndsanddirewolves]

As someone who got into journaling this year, pen and paper is so much more fun just because of buying fountain pens and fun ink looool

[@ogmango2457]

lud was electric today

[@bigchunk53]

An episode for Beaters??? Finally! Something I can relate too!

[@taylifts]

What a wild way to start an episode lmao

[@jasonjavelin]

Definitely going to cop a book if possible!!! Also the convo about companies making military hardware was very funny. I loled when I saw the Mitsubishi Zero picture on the search

[@MacNSteeez]

“They’re just talking about Stan’s?” So good. Wow.

[@grantdotjpg]

This is one of the greatest yard episodes of all time. I don't know why, it's just electric

[@LuciaSeelie]

I had to pause at the Goatse Section/GOAT's C-Section wordplay because it stunlocked me lmfaooooo

[@nolanbacon6181]

Cool clarification about Kipchoge's sub-2 hour marathon is you guys were totally right about the pace groups and pace car but there was actually a laser system shooting off the back of the car that showed the pacers exactly where they should be for optimal aerodynamics and pace

[@adamyama]

One of the most easily enjoyable ep

[@goekenaitor5674]

I might rewatch this opener like once every 2 weeks

[@haha20121000]

A podcast with just slime and schlatt would go hard, but would be so unhinged

[@Lion022]

4;04 “everyone gets one of those, it’s to chew on while you read” 😭😭😭

[@kuralista]

Bro the SAAB 9-5 was the greatest car my family had, we also had in the military these training weapons that looked like our rifles but worked like the duck hunt pistol and had recoil and a speaker and shit

[@highestapple523]

I got into a car accident at 49:16 just thought everyone should know

[@hussainshah5868]

I have tmj (jaw issues) going on, and this episode made me smile & laugh so much that I'm in pain now. Screw you guys

[@Tybalt.]

45:00 this is when their origin story started.

[@Medd2]

Fuslie volunteering to come on and Ludwig ignoring her is on brand with their relationship lmfao. Some say he's still recovering from that haircut to this day.

[@TrentBro]

LETS GOOOOOO Edit: was litterally about to beat my shit before the ep started... thought I'd join in the convo

[@professor4903]

No man, no

[@Ali-ey9sz]

You gonna finish the ep first? Take a break at the sponsor?

[@TrentBro]

To all parties concerned, I did get distracted by the bants for a minute but I powered through, took a fiver, and returned

[@Ali-ey9sz]

​@@TrentBroAs a concerned party, I'm happy for you bro. Keep it real.

[@TrentBro]

@@Ali-ey9sz you aswell my brudah🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@xxbos5xx]

This truly is the beating episode

[@Hoodiebud]

26:02 Nick brings this up and can I just say I have tried finding this for months. Can someone tell me in what episode they talk about the "4 kids with different fighting styles, brainwashed to fight each other until 18" idea?

[@summermar7]

episode 45, around the 26 minute mark

[@Hoodiebud]

@@summermar7 THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@Anastius50]

My dad actually worked for a Saab sub-company, it was really cool to see some of the stuff he was doing.

[@NathanBrownisawesome]

Ludwig, you're thinking of Mitsubishi, they made the planes that attacked Pearl Harbor. And Saab made planes BEFORE the cars, that's why their cars are so cool, they were made by fighter jet engineers. (Also Honda makes a private jet, it's literally called the Hondajet)

[@loonatheworId]

Finally ludwig is coming out

[@badhid503]

energy spent while accelerating is an exponential function, while energy spent running the same speed isn't. So this means continuously accelerating and slowing down costs more energy than running the same speed all race long, and that's why they used a car to set his pace.

[@peaceroolz]

Can confirm slime is a stream legend

[@Bonn._.]

Thank you lubben for reminding me to add thankfulness to my personal reflection Been focusing on self improvement but sadly that’s just had me caught up with things I need to do

[@magpeye]

36:25 1 gay here signing off, that shit was funny

[@Versace_sheets]

7 minutes of meeting talk, poggers

[@ianhi9572]

In an alternative dimension I like the idea of Mango living a perfect life if he never met the yard cause they are hazardous to this man's career

[@jaketepsa6523]

Great episode

[@RichardULong]

1:17:03 I feel so heard, I’ve thought about situations where being able to throw up on command would be optimal for years now

[@zaneharris706]

I just listened back to episode 10 and Ludwig did in fact, used to post in his descriptions, and in episode 10 slime said that that was the closest you’d ever get to him

[@czerov3]

48:40 solution: alien forehead guy asking his friend to do the thug shaker

[@wolven.]

First pod in a few weeks without a woman and the very first conversation is about beating off, checks out lmao

[@coachmystik]

This episode is goated, so many great bits 🤣

[@youngannanimations4524]

The way slime said he would write his journal for people to find after he dies was crazy because I always imagine if the human race was wiped out and someone found my journal they would see the daily life of a teen in America lol

[@ItzHartBB]

Wait til they find out General Electric (home appliance company) makes the gun on the A-10 warthog

[@tannr]

no offense to you at all but this gave me psychic damage. GE also makes the engines for the A-10 and lots of planes. GE appliances sold their brand to a Chinese company now

[@ItzHartBB]

@@tannr no offense taken! i was purely quoting a russianbadger short lmao

[@itsmurphy97]

nick in the vega shorts goes hard

[@inexorableveracity]

ya'll need to get conan obrien on your pod. I know that sounds crazy, but I guarantee you it would be a great podcast episode. When you guys talk about writing and comedy he would probably like to talk about that same stuff. I'd bet dollars to donuts he'd like The Yard vibe

[@RacoonEggMcoc]

My favorite part is when Nick said breast taking instead of breath taking. Incredible stuff. Fantastic job.

[@mediumchicago_pizza]

lud talking bout the thugshake vid and describing it as tiktok skibidi toilet so funny

[@mediumchicago_pizza]

slime sayin thats what my mom had killed me

[@eleanor6628]

Brave of Ludwig to finally let us all know 👏 hope QT doesn’t take this too hard

[@Xz1Dislyte]

Nick fucking murdered me at 20:06 it sent me lmaooooooooo

[@Kenjileahy]

Holy fuck that "Gay Chicken" bit got me good

[@Bradmagus]

Damn I’m so nocturnal emissionpilled, I’m straight ludwigmaxxing

[@drewcurry280]

Slime found the only acceptable way to call someone the f-slur in fucking crying real tears

[@taeahn6065]

They talked about the book project back in premium episode 114, 58 minutes in.