We Caught Our Babysitter Throwing a Party - UNFILTERED #53

Do not attempt to adjust your picture settings, it honestly wouldn’t make us look any less insane. We play dress-up in this week’s loosely Halloween-themed episode of Zane + Heath: UNFILTERED! Tune in to hear the gang talk about some memorable experiences from past All Hallows’ Eves. That’s before we’re pitted against each other in a classic game show showdown (with a spooky twist!) Those twists continue when Zane tells us a story about his awful childhood nanny! Maybe that’s why Heath needs to give everyone a crash course in writing a last will and testament. I just hope we can all last long enough to hear the return of our call-in coffee talk segment!
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[@oliviacoleman2521]

i love how zane said "our friend matt king" as if we don't know him and he wasn't a cohost on the show at one point lmfaoo

[@Hey_Jamie]

I love how you assume no one watching this has never seen their vlogs or any other episode

[@Villalboy]

@ADSwish shuIxi

[@pedrosaresarces8381]

It was better, it made the podcast interesting. It used to be a bunch of idiots and an idiot who thinks hes smart. Now its just a bunch of idiots.

[@pedrosaresarces8381]

@Yuli he moved out

[@sweetestaphrodite]

@@pedrosaresarces8381 Pretty sure Zane and Matt still live together?

[@MsPEACE2012]

"I don't like to dress up" *pictures of Zane dressed up pop up* Freaking Mariah I swear I love her humor xD

[@venturevanessa6320]

What’s the time stamp?😂

[@sakshishah7222]

@@venturevanessa6320 06:26

[@lodedkimn]

17:02 she made a slave joke tho

[@sweetestaphrodite]

@@lodedkimn what about it?

[@kaitlyns9972]

@@lodedkimn she didn’t say anything offensive. Don’t attempt to cancel her

[@sabrina_broccoli]

Heath being completely stiff with the mask on and Zane being unable to pronounce Abraham Lincoln's name has me laughing so hard

[@Bigjake634]

You’re so beautiful

[@ahmedmoon38]

@@Bigjake634 that’s weird bro

[@Bigjake634]

@@ahmedmoon38 how’s that weird you habibi

[@ahmedmoon38]

@@Bigjake634 hahahhahahahaha

[@jalizcordero2336]

Im crying

[@emmaburciaga458]

Zane: *taking off his coat* Mariah: Abe on his way to free the slaves. hahahahahahahahaha

[@omardiaz5226]

16:20

[@Madisongrace342]

“Abe on his way to free the slaves” and then the salad comment straight after fkn SENT ME

[@driftking5582]

Sameeee 🤣🤣

[@jaelynshanelle2405]

SAMEE

[@sweetestaphrodite]

It’s 4am and I’m cRYiNG

[@rileyinsinga3397]

I could not stop laughing

[@HeythereKelilah]

Fucking killed me!!! 😂

[@jessehill4866]

**talking about cracking Kenny’s glasses lens** Zane: “how high were you?” Heath: “only a couple inches.” 😂

[@christinaibarra8795]

Mariah changing the sign to "Abe and heath" was *chefs kiss 💋 😂

[@sondosganem9500]

time stap?

[@babydown11]

i was looking to see if anyone noticed 😂

[@JesusGarcia-ub7yg]

@@sondosganem9500 6:50

[@christinaibarra8795]

@@babydown11 i had to take a second look cause I thought I was tripping 😅

[@genevievewhite2008]

Mariah doesnt edit anymore! They have a team to do it

[@kar_ley]

“Apologies in Advance” was Andrea Russett’s podcast, not Grace Helbig’s. 💀💀 Grace’s podcast was “Not too Deep.” Zane and Heath were in both podcasts. 😂

[@rutasemere5239]

Yeah, you are right .

[@lavenduhhh]

And zane was dating her too 😂

[@kar_ley]

@@lavenduhhh literally 😂😂

[@samiya6710]

@@lavenduhhh DATING WHOOOO

[@lavenduhhh]

@@samiya6710 andrea

[@kellybridget8247]

Zane: “how high were you?” Heath: “not that..it was like a couple inches” Zayn: “oh no how high, like smoking” Heath: “oh no I was wasted, not high” Just a causal conversation 😂

[@littleme6693]

I laughed so hard at that party that was just tooo funny😂

[@alexandragheorghe7983]

you wrote Zayn instead of Zane and I thought oh she must be a directioner and then i saw your profile pic 🤣

[@kellybridget8247]

@@alexandragheorghe7983 It must’ve autocorrected to Zayn, I didn’t even notice 😂

[@susana9519]

I know Maria did NOT just say “Abe on his way to save the slaves” when Zane was stripping 😭😭😭💀

[@rutanarnar]

*Mariah

[@colo7943]

*mario

[@bigrichard6564]

I know you did not just spell Moriah like that 😭😭😭💀

[@rbridget24]

I fucking lost it when she said that! 🤣🤣

[@sammiemae5463]

You know anyone else would’ve gotten canceled for that

[@BiancaLujan2]

Zane: I HATE HALLOWEEN, I HATE PLAYING DRESS UP FOR SOME REASON Mariah: Editing every Halloween post Zane has done 😂🤣

[@alessandraa4909]

Mariah doesn’t edit anymore :(

[@sakshishah7222]

@@alessandraa4909 She does

[@campbellbologna980]

I also think that he said he liked dressing up. 😂🤣😂😂😂

[@paperchasinjason4996]

Even his dance was like if he hasn’t showered for months and his clothes is just stiff af

[@emilygrace1160]

@@alessandraa4909 she does edit, she just doesn’t do the audio 🤗

[@MishlerFurramily]

Mariah at 33:05 "KEN I see it?" 😂😂 omg even her little jokes that no one hears, I hear you girl. You are hilarious.

[@ClubEx0]

Heath looks like he’s wearing a neck brace with the mask on

[@prismyt5321]

Fr

[@kaelynnfigueroa6560]

Y’all should bring Matt on as a guest we miss him

[@madisonn1486]

OMG YES THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING !

[@kaelynnfigueroa6560]

@@jennifersmith8759 I do watch it :) but having them all back together +Kenny would be an amazing episode.

[@jehoqz]

Fast forward to Yesterday.... Matt was on as a 'guest' only to be welcomed back on the Unfiltered Podcast. Hoot & a Half was dominated by Matt and his buddy as just awkward no offence to him. He's too shy. Matt is such a personality. He's also very intelligent, well spoken, Texan gentleman!

[@jehoqz]

@@kaelynnfigueroa6560 omg yessss with Kenny too oh my all 5 of them for a special occasion such as their 100th episode maybe!! Let's start a hashtag & get it trending! The 100th episode isn't that far away! I'm so glad they've all got their own groove. Everyone brings something different to each episode. I love the fact checker and honestly Mariah isn't herself on that couch without Matt or Kenny! So happy Matt's back 🙏🏽🤍

[@libertylauer7021]

I think for one episode Heath and Zane should swap roles with Kenny and Mariah. I think that would be funny 🤣

[@habiba_xa]

this is my favourite episode BY FAR the fact they spent the first 15 minutes just DYING at petty puns of their costumes made my day💀

[@kathrynadams7862]

Zanes brain during this is just in a different universe

[@sadejackson6391]

they all are lmaoo

[@kathrynadams7862]

@@sadejackson6391 hahaha true

[@bryanallen4836]

No just a different century 🤣

[@kathrynadams7862]

@@bryanallen4836 haha I get what u did there

[@nabim94]

I can’t explain to you how much joy it brings me to see that Zane has his mic on the stand

[@mahaaz668]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 honestly

[@ConsigliereMissJ]

Kenny is literally Hyde from That 70’s show

[@alicex4976]

Omg yessssss!

[@---rx6em]

YES 😂

[@ConsigliereMissJ]

@Joe Mama agree 😂

[@hannahbogs2027]

@Joe Mama or looks wise? Yeah they have curly hair but that's it.

[@thatmama11]

Minus the rapist part

[@9AJW4]

"We're back in 1935.... hang on when was Abe Franklin alive?" Holy shit, that was bad 🤣

[@sarah-t2q4u]

17:01 "abe on his way to free the slaves" IM HOWWWLINGGGGGG

[@oliviahiscock9762]

i fucking cried lmao

[@ThyraWilliams]

Rolling!!!!

[@jasminet8537]

this part had me folding the dishes💀😂

[@apfont13]

HOWWWLINNGG!!!! HAHAHAH

[@Tanilynne]

Zane is the annoying kid on Halloween that always says “what are you supposed to be😒”

[@sammiemae5463]

I was getting such bad vibes between him and Mariah

[@rickygreengiant]

Abe Lincoln..?? More like Babe Lincoln. 😬😂

[@wesleyambrose419]

“Abe on his way to free the slaves” best line in all of Unfiltered!!

[@Singingminecraftgirl]

Mariah’s clown makeup looks so good, it looks like she tried really hard on it I love her dedication she’s my fave

[@joc9370]

Mariah’s make up looks SO GOOOD, and the green on her hair matches perfectly I’m in love

[@leslieacosta1334]

Zane- “what are you guys” Mariah- “Myself” I felt that 😂

[@vanessared8854]

Can I just say how grateful I am for this podcast?! Even during these exhausting times, it's nice to just have a laugh and feel as if you're among great friends; great company. Thank you Zane, Heath, Mariah, and Kenny!

[@athenarasmussen1016]

can I just say?.... Mariah, Honey, you lookin FOINE

[@BoldPromisesTTV]

makeup almost makes her look better or not that but her eyes are popping fr it just makes her face glow I was looking at her everytime. Idk why Zane has to diss her everytime low key.

[@jemzzzzz]

"Abe on his way to free the slaves" 💀💀💀 that knocked the wind outta me💀🤣🤣

[@alexrebultan4419]

Kenny, my roommate said you look like napolean dynamite dressing up as a hippy for halloween. Its his first time here.

[@veronicasandoval5767]

Spot on lmfao

[@aleks3v3]

"Abe On His Way To Free The Slaves" funniest joke on this podcast !

[@jaiorravan5377]

Zane: “I only listen for the remedy”.... lmao I misuse words just because they sound like another word all the time too

[@MelissaM83]

I'm not surprised they didn't catch that in the moment too, Zane has his own language and they're so used to it it just makes sense to them lol

[@dezirehbehzadi1192]

All I could think of when Zane was taking his jacket off was: When you have a kids birthday party at 3 but have to free the slaves at 6

[@miagreen1248]

12:22 i saw what you did there mariah.. “threw me a bone” they didn’t pick it up tho 😭😭 good one good one

[@miagreen1248]

ahhh nvm you told them 💀

[@taylorciarrocchi3579]

zane and heath: wolf of wall street mariah: cat in the hat kenny: triggered

[@kristikennedy7736]

Zane being Abraham Franklin from the 1900's. 🤣

[@carolinamejia674]

I think you mixed Abraham Lincoln and Benjamin Franklin's names 😂

[@joe123456789953]

Apparently someone didn't watch the episode haha

[@kristikennedy7736]

@@joe123456789953 apparently you didnt watch the episode because zane called himself abraham franklin on accident multiple times haha

[@neetusreenivasan1568]

Zane: I don't listen to the words. I listen to the "Remedy" .... LOL

[@mediabymario]

they did heath dirty with that thumbnail his face looks like its bout to pop

[@cohilsebe]

You guys should do “finish the lyric” as the bonus video.

[@aliciamason8209]

i got some pretty bad news yesterday and was really sad all day. thank u zane, heath, mariah, and kenny for being the only people to make me laugh yesterday. i love you all so much.

[@kikim.915]

i hope everything gets better, sending u love ❤️

[@JessK1117]

💕💕💕

[@aliciamason8209]

@@kikim.915 thank you 💙 it’s going to be rough but i’m glad my fellow coffee beans are sending well wishes.

[@aliciamason8209]

@@JessK1117 💙💙

[@kaitlyns9972]

💕💕💕

[@sabrinalacey7367]

Why did nobody address the fact that it ended up being Mr. Krabs moms house that they raided for the panties 😳😅

[@ummokay8782]

What can Mariah not do?? Like she’s soooo talented

[@rooba911]

she can't do a lot

[@kattialaursen7032]

@@rooba911 you had to take a whole ass happy comment to turn it round didn’t ya lmao

[@angelasoto2158]

@@rooba911 is always the one with the anime picture

[@mackenziehershberger9416]

@@kattialaursen7032 haters. They always gotta say something 🙄

[@kattialaursen7032]

@@mackenziehershberger9416 tru tru.

[@mariamerkesdal7193]

When Zane said «and that’s what makes me beautiful» my directioner heart skipped a beat💙💚💛❤️🇮🇪

[@de72386]

Zane said “I only listen for the music like the REMEDY” 💀

[@de72386]

19:44

[@huudz5836]

BAHAHHAHA how did no one catch on

[@BeeeeeHaych]

@@huudz5836 I heard him lol

[@shelbysantana4431]

I love how Zane said he listens to music for the “remedy” 😂😂😂

[@lucasbrunoz]

Zane saying "we're the worst for each other" is why this group is so chaotic yet so wholesome

[@cristinas8955]

“I feel bad for my brother he’s 34....” I just turned 34 two weeks ago.... pardon me while back out the room slowly to cry 😭 Triggered

[@Cheyannerose12]

Soft

[@HunterWoodlawn]

I’m glad this one is so chaotic, I needed a break from the election stress.

[@flaviyarosario]

Bring corpse husband as the guest. His voice is everything.

[@KC-mq4cm]

lmao none of them are gonna know who he is

[@AndrEaGarCia-qq3eh]

@@KC-mq4cm nahhh

[@jjjjjjjnnn]

Shout out to Mariah or whoever edited the unfiltered sign to say “Abe and Heath”

[@hannahcoffee8555]

Mariah ❤️❤️

[@simplemelodies]

I laughed SO hard

[@baileyyoung8000]

This is definitely one of my favorite episodes of the podcast. From heaths mask to Zane not knowing Abraham Lincolns name. Mariahs AMAZING clown makeup and Kenny’s classic motherly role in steering the conversation, I laughed so much. Thank you guys.

[@sophieclark6731]

is no one gonna talk ab zane and mariah’s little hand shake cuz that was everything😭

[@Holly-di6su]

timestamp?

[@chaleesepowell5023]

53:00

[@artenthusiast3201]

When they said the Big Comfy Couch reference I lost it. Whenever I talk about that show no one knows what it is! That's was my favorite show when I was little. Good times. Love you guys so much. ❤️

[@kaitlyns9972]

I LOVED that show.

[@kaitlyns9972]

The giant clock omg

[@skyh697]

since no ones going to say it.. kenny looks like hyde from that 70s show.💀

[@krisskye]

yes, I immediately noticed that

[@danielacorrea4943]

I literally pray I either marry someone with Zanes humor & personality or marry him in general 😂

[@juneoconnor9893]

When your in the Christmas vibe but they filmed this around Halloween....

[@tiannawright8609]

LMFAOSOEKR THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING TOOO

[@tristansalinas2977]

Its barely november

[@gabrielrodrigues6064]

@@tristansalinas2977 barely november is enough to let it go of halloween and turn on All I want for Christmas is you

[@harmonygouin3351]

@@tristansalinas2977 so . I think everyone has skipped November and we’re on to the winter holidays

[@cassiegallmeier5591]

This was by far my favorite episode...I have never laughed so hard before!! Keep it up, I love all of you guys 🥺💜

[@TahliaJade]

Heath looks like Amelia Earhart AHAHAHAH

[@audryx992]

😂😂😂

[@valeria.987]

THIS COMMENT TOOK ME OUT

[@ec-3po]

I finally realized why I love this pod so much. They all remind me of my own friends, Matt too. My friend group also has the same witty banter

[@gilliangrantt4485]

8:36 Zane holding his belly like a dad while laughing

[@rueexxi]

lmaoo

[@shaniapirini9275]

7:44 and this when I knew 🥰😍😘 8:01 im a 🤡 8:12 as an employee joke 8:20 hot stuff Zane 8:33 KenNy my boyyyy 17:14 healthy salad 🥗 42:45 Kenny very good Love you Mariah x Don’t mind me saving these for later 😂

[@shaniapirini9275]

Also Mariah your costume resembles the “tik tok clown trend e girl” ❤️

[@destineyhamilton1043]

Is it only me but Heath laughs like woody the wood pecker

[@sararenee4837]

and I love it 😂😂

[@brittdennis1264]

This comment has never made so much sense to me. Thank you for making my night🤣❤️

[@Nikki071]

"Abe on his way to free the slaves" PLS I COULDN'T BREATHE FOR 5 MINUTES AFTER SHE SAID THAT WHILE ZANE KEPT TAKING OFF THE JACKET

[@nancylopez2417]

I WAS DYINGGGGGG😭😭✋

[@aleksandratodorovic3794]

“I listen to the remedy” oh Zane bb, I think you meant melody

[@lifeofmine9196]

Kenny during the game “it’s the, it’s the” Heath “pass” 😂😂

[@marisahemenway6428]

When the country needed laughs the most. This is SO NEEDED. Thanks y’all ❤️

[@ravenb.5103]

“How high were you?” “A few inches” 😂😂😂

[@maddieresor6601]

I was confused for a second and then i realized, halloween😂

[@user-un9hz4wn4h]

kenny: “HEY DO YOUR ADDITION” their assistant: “wait what huh 😳🤧”

[@chubby1242]

11:39 did anybody else notice Mariah was petting a rat 😂

[@chiarabueno9098]

y'all the amount of times i lost my BREATH from laughing so much I can't the funniest episode ever!

[@annabellbutler3982]

I thought heath was curious george.......

[@Uhhhemi]

He's if George and the man in the yellow hat had a child

[@Daniv9505]

Zane: “you’re a clown? I never would have guessed that”... “oh you look like the girl from the big comfy couch” Like what did you think Luna was just a girl with a red nose for no reason?? 😂😂

[@amybalderas2688]

Peeing a lot can be the first sign of diabetes.

[@heatherhamilton2385]

Same

[@seventhdeadlysin3168]

Also a sign of a big healthy bladder

[@---rx6em]

or kidney disease

[@danigirl1113]

@@seventhdeadlysin3168 *smal healthy bladder lol Btw LOOOVE your name! 😍

[@TaitWRLD]

Wait fr?

[@LynzyJanelle]

your guy’s humor is so contagious 😂 i’ve been laughing throughout this podcast episode 😂

[@Nikole.19575]

Last episode before the civil war y’all /:

[@EddieD218]

Trump 2020

[@ani1451]

@@EddieD218 trumps a joke

[@reeseelizabeth2889]

Eddie d oop he lost awe don’t cry

[@keilacoll1610]

Watching this again and just realized the wall said “Abe and Heath” when they said “welcome back to abe and heath” 😂

[@mikchik00]

If you drink a lot of water but aren’t moving/exercising then you’re not using the extra hydration and you will urinate a lot.

[@michelle-eu8er]

thanks did not know i needed this

[@tina4211]

also in men, it could be an internal issue related to their prostate. I'm not a doctor so this could be inaccurate but I learnt this. Just be safe and get a doctor's opinion on it.

[@mini-me7ry]

Heath is a bit too young to have prostate issues. The way he explained it, it sounded like Diabetes symptoms (I'm a pharmacist, but still no doctor) He should definitely check it out. Hopefully he's fine tho

[@iluvicecream1998]

@@mini-me7ry I thought of diabetes as soon as he started to describe it, i definitely think he should get that checked!

[@avapeters9805]

Or a simple water infection 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@emilyt5685]

why is each podcast better then the next. i fully adapted to there humor and i love it

[@estebanbanuelos3437]

When Zane said that's what makes me beautiful it was hilarious because Mariah couldn't smile so she just looked at him xD

[@taylorciarrocchi3579]

i was yawning when zane said “im honest abe we play fair” i laughed mid yawn and popped my ears lmaoo help

[@ainsbaby]

Omg actually seeing heath’s mask makes this podcast so much better lmaoooooo I love it

[@daniellecovan1335]

Zane: I just listen to the ✨remedy✨ of a song. My brain: ✨wHy iS iT sPiCeY✨

[@jenniferbarrera2226]

She said “Abe Lincoln more like Brave Lincoln”

[@macres6589]

when Kenny said "Mariah goes 'I'm just clowning around'" I exploded lmaooo

[@liya988]

i thought heath was zane’s babysitter

[@emeryyy9383]

Zane: I hate dressing up Mariah: puts of pictures of him DRESSING UP

[@kaitlinmanley151]

Zane saying he’s never heard “catch a case” but it’s in the WAP SONG HAHAHA

[@ElizabethP1981]

Mariah to Zane: Show us a magic trick... Zane: I'm Abe Franklin. I mean Lincoln! What even are you Mariah?! He gets so defensive, it's hilarious🤣

[@sab2893]

i glanced at kenny and went “STEVEN HYDE”. i think it’s the curly hair

[@raimibernal7607]

Mariah: Abe on his way to free the slaves me: OH MY GO-

[@oliviahiscock9762]

why does heath look so stiff in that mask 😂

[@camcasiano701]

Omg! Seeing Zane in the beginning and then seeing Kenny and Mariah(looking amazing), when the camera went on Heath, I lost it!😂😂😂

[@StephPerez]

IM SORRY BUT I CHOKED ON MY DRINK WHEN I SAW HEATH IN THE BEGINNING 😭💀

[@rubyredwood4116]

Mariah once again being the funniest person on the podcast, how does she do it week after week? Constantly raising the bar for all of us

[@serenaleigh8418]

17:00 here in Germany I was just drinking my coffee in the morning and almost spitted cus of laughter omg :D:D

[@mickeyarmstrong874]

i only ever listened to the podcast on spotify so i never clued into heaths mask and i’m losing it now😂😂

[@bails_444]

i really needed this video today. all the elections and voting today has really stressed me out and gotten be frustrated but this really made me laugh. so thankful for this group of people

[@amandabeltran1914]

16:54 was all I needed to make my entire 2020 have any meaning. LMAO