We flew 10,000 miles to film the podcast... | The Yard

DiGiorno! This episode the boys fly 6000 miles to the beautiful countryside in Italia. Discussions include Italian Plan B, Slime not leaving the hotel room, and Ludwig's adventures riding around the city streets on a Vespa. (Episode 15)
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Chapters:
00:00:00 - intro
00:01:05 - slime becomes gollum
00:01:51 - we're in italy
00:03:14 - luca brasi
00:03:57 - ludwig takes it too far
00:05:31 - what has slime been up to
00:08:04 - nick goes into boyfriend mode with ludwig
00:09:24 - vespa ride
00:10:51 - tour guide knows onlyfans
00:12:24 - plan b
00:14:27 - aiden gets mad on the plane
00:16:42 - slime and his dad on the amtrak
00:18:15 - back to plan b
00:21:26 - ludwig is messy
00:22:32 - boink-a-boink
00:25:44 - slime finds out
00:26:54 - hasan's stamina
00:28:24 - walking in on ludwig
00:29:43 - statue of david, cut or uncut?
00:30:55 - ludwig forgets to sign some documents
00:34:03 - ludwig could never live in italy
00:35:11 - ludwig gets noticed in italy
00:38:14 - american tourism
00:39:54 - slime buys a lighter
00:40:48 - americans speaking in different languages
00:42:57 - 'italians shouldn't be pilots'
00:43:49 - qt's fear of flying
00:46:26 - qt's NFT millionaire friend
00:49:32 - stanz can't let go...
00:52:10 - sasha grey thanks for the recommendations
00:54:08 - everything is closed
00:55:47 - food review
00:57:28 - slimes gets stopped because of his fit
01:02:04 - coinbase
01:03:31 - aiden gets his lizzie mcguire on
01:13:31 - the yard talks a lot about personal stuff
01:15:29 - slime farting
01:18:37 - aiden was not happy about the flight
01:20:42 - twitch leak
01:26:13 - aiden comments on a video
01:27:36 - caving and responding to people
01:31:20 - ludwig farming LULs
01:33:17 - ludwig meets at the wrong statue
01:35:55 - scams in italy
01:38:42 - ludwig has a special surprise
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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[@fancyLD]

as one of the 4 female viewers of this podcast,,,, sending thoughts and prayers your way QT

[@nothanks1714]

Zipper 2* (I think?)

[@gomjabbar6246]

Yeah, that was some real shit that was discussed with the calmness of a weather report

[@nikkib1509]

amen

[@kaleyanncarson]

i was just sitting through that whole bit just like 😧 but good effort lud. please have qt as a guest on the podcast !

[@snowdragon1213]

Yeah I think this shouldve been a primo ep convo😆😆

[@realMysticRuby]

37:30 I was the dude who waved; Arno river, cloudy day, Foreigner shirt. Lud was right, I did recognize you guys, but didn’t want to interrupt anything. Nice seeing you!

[@TrubH]

Bella frate ✌️

[@k3m0t19]

Why are you lying ?

[@vibive]

@@k3m0t19 why do you think he's lying ?

[@Dipp0x]

@@k3m0t19 my guy even described the whole situation goddamn chill

[@certifiedlivingdeadmeme.7943]

@@Dipp0x nah @ChessmasterJ is a chess master, hes just thinking 1 step ahead

[@vanderlark]

I am not gonna lie, I would have never thought Ludwig would share THIS much information lmao

[@flynnjf]

YEAH LMAO

[@bensufengyang]

I'd like but that would make it 421

[@Memu_]

@@bensufengyang Shut up Ben. Just like the comment.

[@ki7roy]

them accidentally harmonizing their “ummm”s at 12:53 just because that’s how they all instinctively make fun of aiden is so fucking funny.

[@Versace_sheets]

Holy shit ACTUALLY HARMONIZED

[@henris8367]

49:32 another harmonized umm lol

[@WanderTheNomad]

*synchronizing

[@SkimoStories]

harmony is when you play multiple harmonic notes (e.g. a triad) to make a chord. Considering They both say "UM" at basically exactly 330Hz, or an E4 note, they are not harmonizing. (actually sort of impressive that they are that in-tune to each other out of nowhere.) When two of the same note are played, E4 in this case, you get what is called resonance. The same frequency adds onto itself and creates a greater amplitude than a single E4 alone, resulting in a louder E4 that cuts through other noises. That's why even in church choirs, you may have people resonating the same notes whereas other vocalists harmonize with those notes.

[@rickmont1613]

@Skimo thanks it's nice to know. Also 🤓☝️

[@hastyttv]

Hands down best episode so far, QT is my favorite character on The Yard and she doesn’t even have to be there

[@marakahn24]

QT episode when

[@TheMomno]

She is content incarnate. The plan b stuff, getting recommendations from Sasha Grey, plane phobia, making Aiden ride the vespa with a stranger. This episode would be 5 minutes if she bailed on the trip.

[@mo-hammadabunaser1367]

She was out looking for Plan B while Sigma Lud sits down to record another banger

[@hastyttv]

@@mo-hammadabunaser1367 she was out makin moves🏃

[@mrkncd]

@@TheMomno welllll

[@xEveNxThExOdds]

“Aiden you’ve been gaslighting woman for years” holy shit LMAOOO

[@SmearBear]

I came back the next day to try to find that part of the episode, but I can’t find it no matter how hard I try

[@SmearBear]

1:16:59

[@Its_worm_time_babey_]

Loving how everyone is coordinated in nice, dark green clothing, and slime is here looking like a domesticated gollum

[@kells9660]

QT confronted her biggest fear in life by flying across the world, only to get disc jockeyed

[@gior987]

lmao

[@mrfashionguy1]

Remembering the roommate bit and Ludwig now talking about "Piping QT down" and "Gizmos" is a jarring evolution in the story arch. I'm totally here for it though.

[@tonylozano1728]

@smelk for the most part it’s a bit

[@michaeldennis2311]

wait they’re not just roommates?

[@williamjmackie]

@@michaeldennis2311 you stuck in 2020

[@gregothy9190]

@@michaeldennis2311 you know that might have been funny the first three, maybe four times, but the five thousandth time? The bit is dead

[@daytopel4292]

they’re very close roommates

[@erickibarra8143]

The view, the rainbow going over Ludwig’s shoulder, and Slime being Slime just shows how amazing the pod is

[@AxxLAfriku]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that I get bullied because my classmates think my videos are the worst. Please don't agree, dear eri

[@nbshftr]

@@AxxLAfriku you've fallen off from making clickbait, and I'm sure that the people in (what I assume is college or high school) your class don't really care

[@radguybby2487]

i think its a mountain

[@erickibarra8143]

@@marcy506 1:26, very early in the pod

[@L_Giancarlo]

Qt: “are you sure?…." Ludwig: "No shawt”

[@michaelleyne]

okay the variation of the same color of green in everyone's outfits is awesome, it's so cute like its so their personality

[@jhjadkfgjhb6488]

it’s so in character for slime to be wearing his on his head like a towel too lol you’re right

[@vasfang]

“She gets me off , I get her…. A cup of water” I am crying and in lesbian . May god have mercy on your soul QT

[@coolnathan09]

That was so funny

[@OktoberVanderslice]

*Crying in pansexual in straight relationship*

[@Mommydrugs]

@@OktoberVanderslice Laughing in Aro/Ace single

[@mattsmith457]

@@OktoberVanderslice Crying in panharmonicon supersexual hyperpop down throw up air up air up air up air knee

[@monicag6076]

the relief I felt when they said QT approved the sex/plan b story holy shit

[@Xaphino]

Why

[@chasecoursey3838]

the contrast between the beautiful Italian landscape mixed with the guys talking about how fast lud busts is the reason im here every week

[@arock3041]

I'm a woman. I enjoy this podcast. I've never DMd Aimen

[@icediamonds553]

Same!

[@baileyk]

based and cool

[@baileyk]

@@icediamonds553 also based and cool

[@embeepierre6414]

Thank you for being one of the 4 women who watch the podcast, I'm now going to dm Aiden about your stunning review

[@Keough.]

Then do it!

[@Randscorporation]

I love that such a major part of the yard is just the boys trying to figure out Slime. They get so close and then he throws out the most insane curveball.

[@BirdWithDiabetes]

When Nick fell through his chair it instantly reminded me of jackass when Bam was falling out his chair lmao

[@Keough.]

Same bro

[@osirisapex7483]

Reminded me of that chair from Charlie Brown, anybody? Just me?

[@Clemeeeee]

"THIS IS SUCH A PUBLIC ENDICTMENT!" That fucking killed me

[@WanderTheNomad]

1:11:44

[@dukepotato244]

QT not only allowing this to be discussed on the podcast but _recording_ it herself is some queen shit.

[@Gooseman8819]

Don't actually think it's QT, they were with a few others there so probably Nick's GF or one of the other people who went with them.

[@buhbenji]

QT is and has been the GOAT among GOATs

[@baileyk]

qt was streaming at cinque terre during this, nicks gf is zipper 2

[@dukepotato244]

@@baileyk Ah my b, still dope either way.

[@musicbox7601]

Who is zipper? They used to call who was behind the camera on Off The Sticks zipper as well and now it's driving me crazy

[@_Xenux]

We live in a world where we went from rumors and memes of Ludwig and QT dating to detailed stories of Ludwig piping down QT

[@Baxmoney]

34:10 the warm glow of the sun coming out combined with Slime and Nick tearing into Lud is art

[@90johnmorrison]

Nick's phone falling out when Lud's telling them how he managed to swipe Aimen's phone from him was a neat coincidence (1:37:40)

[@elgatonegro9833]

It was at "Where's my phone guys" also it was perfect timing

[@xenonyx]

The king of comedic timing

[@_pidgy]

i think every female viewer just audibly sighed "oh qt.... im so sorry"

[@edboy8863]

I fucking died inside

[@JamesThatsSo]

I listened to this on Spotify and I just pictured the four of them on a gondola the whole time

[@rjgunnerjohnston8507]

That’s insane. I literally just searched the yard on here to listen to the new episode and 18 seconds later the episode dropped. I guess I just got it like that. Lol

[@HummelLogan]

Crazy to think you still haven’t finished it since it’s only been 30 minutes. In fact… nobody has finished it yet

[@eduardojimenez2216]

@@HummelLogan Well the audio podcast comes out on Wednesdays

[@rohanraju8578]

@@eduardojimenez2216 lmao yup done listening to it but came back for the visual gags

[@ET-xp3tl]

At first I thought there was no shot I’d sub to the patreon, but as I find myself looking forward to this podcast every week I think it may be inevitable.

[@melvinlinderoth7108]

It’s worth it, you almost get double the amount of content for 5 dollars

[@ET-xp3tl]

Yeah, I commented this about half way through… after getting to the end of this ep I went and subscribed 😂

[@Josh-ig7dg]

Absolutely love the "Dead Atrioc" bit by Slime. Slime's impression and tone was so good. I'm now joining Atrioc in the afterlife because that joke killed me.

[@TheStashOfNash]

This is the first time on the pod where everybody just dogpiles on Ludwig for extremely valid reasons and gets visibly mad

[@ahmedimam4438]

Two podcasts labelled "#14" LESGOO

[@MasterCalvin45]

LMAO TIME TO HOTFIX

[@ahmedimam4438]

@@MasterCalvin45 hahahahahahahhaha last podcast was too good, it had to continue in italy. PS: much love from egypt

[@ryandarcy1328]

Slimes hair looks so good this podcast 😍

[@wskyfox]

My first and only podcast I've ever listened to. I'm a Patreon now and look forward to these episodes each week. Much love to all of you

[@udontknowme00]

The Patreon is actually great, an extra 60+ minute episode every week is totally worth the $5 a month

[@m0ns4i39]

An interesting thing to say 1 minute after the podcast is out ඞ Kinda sus

[@jac1011]

hey slime. we know its you

[@lmaonicebud]

You telling me QT took three bars and was still anxious? Jesus Christ. Give me two and I'm not afraid of anything

[@LuxuFoo]

Give me two bars and I'll fly the plane myself

[@lmaonicebud]

@@LuxuFoo Yeah she's either prescribed them and has a tolerance or she was taking halves even 1.5 is pretty solid

[@eddymale4783]

you can tell there is a lot of love between these four friends. That chemistry is what makes this podcast so good!

[@greenwaterrr]

I am so sorry to Aiden for dm'ing him on twitter. I realized very quickly that all it does is hurt the ability for Aiden to communicate to people he needs to. Something far less important about it is that being considered unfunny by Slime hurts.

[@maximosjuan1]

Im going to forward your apology to Aiden by dming him. Hopefully he reads it

[@ishtarsdonut4489]

Slime calling a co-op coop is so fucking funny.

[@amatino98]

ahahahahaha

[@skechyassmofo]

No one tell them that in the UK, smaller Tesco stores are rivals to Co-op.

[@hannahsmith6216]

Also describing it as like just this quirky Italian store

[@_DN-xp4ro]

they are finally in an actual yard wow

[@jakestalvey]

You guys should try to make the Insane Stanz bit into an ad for the Yard Idk how but knowing y’all it’s possible

[@spacelevator]

That would be so funny, I was dying at that bit

[@WanderTheNomad]

Stanz has the acting experience to make it big

[@wronghand]

Gotta love the flow of The Yard. Lud has his topics where he is either dead silent or the center of it. Slime is a mini constant how he is (and this is the best way I can describe this) the "shitter point of view. Nick is always very attentive and a great add on. And Amien is a hard 55% of the words spoken, in a good way.

[@tigerking3297]

This podcast is funny as fuck, but Slime putting on the child lock after ripping a "sour" one is the closest I've been to literally dying of laughter.

[@homeboundfrog5683]

12:53 That harmony of you guys saying Um is so funny

[@katjosephperez8772]

QT “triple Xan’ed” and thought a Benadryl would work better. Damn. I have severe generalized anxiety and panic attacks, and I had been on Xanax for years at different doses (get a new doc, that’s not safe long-term). The point is that I’ve had allergic reactions to heart medicine this year and had to take Benadryl many times. 😳 I know some people really knock out from Benadryl, and I’ve had panic attacks while on Xanax, but .75 mg or 1.5 mg of Xanax not being able to zonk you out more than Benadryl is insane to me Granted, if I’m having trouble breathing bc my throat is closing up, ain’t no med going to knock me out. I’ll be too busy panicking and struggling with pain. I am REALLY proud of QT for going on the trip despite her anxiety. That’s a huge deal.

[@jarroddobben]

Slime getting his feelings hurt in Italy is so dope

[@immortaljodi]

The socks on the mics 🤣 nothing like a budget production lmao Great episode boys!

[@geckogeico2212]

multi-millionaire production

[@PlateauPeak]

Italian gang always reppin' Also the italian for bee is ape, Vespa means wasp. That said, the Ape is a vehicle too

[@kibblesnbits3174]

Dude I love this podcast. It’s like having your best old buddies from high school just bullshitting and joking with each other. You even got the classic troupes; the weird funny guy that goes too far (slime) the cool dude effortlessly good with everything he does (lud) and all the confidence, the sensible overly defensive guy who’s probably the best friend to have, but the easiest to fuck with (ai) and the chill quiet guy who has the funniest side comments (nick)

[@corncob_dcon8131]

aimen saying, " Gimme some food." has got to be the funny shit ive seen in years

[@jaimeborjasmolina9544]

I just finished listening to this episode on Spotify but I'll definitely watch it again.

[@noahtokarski4516]

it somehow just keeps getting better every time. thank you boys for giving me a thursday night full of laughs. wish you boys the best

[@TheNiters]

If you are staying in a nice hotel, always ask the front desk if they have any good dinner suggestions. They usually know all the best places around the hotel.

[@diahonkers9757]

1:06:43 wait Aiden is bi? Pog.

[@aerpods]

This was definitely an interesting way to first be introduced to qtcinderella

[@bikino6854]

No way Ludwig compared his sex life to fucking kingdom hearts 💀

[@ajlange9920]

Ludwigs wikifeet goin crazy rn

[@educacionespecialchannel3756]

Yo, no joke Ludwig's core has improved dramatically since the subathon.

[@rg-gx9mw]

the new set looks great hope you guys keep it

[@RoRo13890]

The Stanz and Atrioc bit would be a great Yard ad for those two being guests on the pod

[@mb-ss7be]

…I’ve learned a lot about Ludwig today.

[@kubapetynia2278]

the confidence with which slime said 'nobody says that' was hilarious

[@findingsummit]

These podcasts always make my days better, thanks.

[@TheEpicDragonGaming]

I thought I was watching the best of the yard 2021 video for a full 25 minutes. I was like “damn, they must’ve loved this episode”.

[@sel_gaming8916]

Dude I love this podcast and I usually laugh but I GENUINELY laughed my ass off this entire episode this was a fucking banger guys. Love the content :)

[@flynnjf]

i dont know whether to laugh or be concerned with ludwig airing out his entire sex life

[@SirGalvanium]

I've binged through every episode of The Yard over the last few days, and I just need to know if I'm the only one that gets reminded of the theme song from The Nanny whenever the The Yard jingle plays out at the start of every episode.

[@MrKegg]

Don't worry Aimen, we like Gaymen and Straimen equally

[@StewV]

This was one of the funnyest episodes I've seen in a while good work :)

[@moistfeesh5778]

slime grew so much hair at Italy. keep it up man

[@declan0883]

best-looking podcast on the market right now. not sure what else it’s got going for it but slime’s there so that probably counts for something.

[@txleroyxt3143]

I've re-watched this pod 3 times now, this one just hits a little different

[@tilershoe2136]

The way aimem said "get me some fuckin food" was too good.

[@kmvcorpuz_7196]

I listened to the podcast with my girlfriend. And now she thinks me and the boys also talks about her and our sex life like that. Thanks, guys.

[@Adrian.006]

I was gonna watch this with my wife. Now I’m not

[@kmvcorpuz_7196]

@@Adrian.006 we really need a warning like NSFW (not safe for wife) every episode.

[@tinyfoxes3131]

In order to prepare my boyfriend to watch the yard with me, I told him “it’s just a lot of cum talk”

[@coastly]

Reassure her that these four men are freaks, they live in a digital bubble and have no shame whatsoever (this is mainly just Ludwig) and that you're a normal person :)

[@WanderTheNomad]

@@coastly Ludwig mentioned there's different levels of having no shame and the guys at Shit Camp far outpaced in that category.

[@josueescamilla455]

This episode is one of my favorites. Felt like you were shitting on each other even more than usual

[@TommyLarkinJr]

Slime still in a red chair, this pleases me

[@jonas1015119]

A few years ago I watched the entirety of Top Gear while on Holiday in France. Time well spent, I feel Slime

[@forejead]

really good job on the set guys

[@illyForeverEarly]

blessings from Kazakhstan: road behind Aiden is fye

[@weeep4652]

Beautifully shot pod.

[@peachyzoe]

LMFAO I DIDNT KNOW THE BEGINNING WOULD BE THAT FUNNY IN THE AUDIO VERSION

[@BethePandaGames]

I saw this came out on Spotify first, but waited to see with the video. Worth the wait!

[@BethePandaGames]

Slime has a lit sun cover

[@rowanperry346]

This is actually my favorite podcast ever I love how u guys aren’t afraid to talk about anything even if it’s personal. Y’all can make anything funny. Slime is sexy

[@xccent]

I just realized Slime isn't in the thumbnail cuz he's sleeping and watching squid game

[@sandrodand]

We do have plan B I can assure you.. and thank god we do. P.S. definitely follow the advice of your friend for restaurants. There's no better way to find hidden gems here in Italy

[@evaeight]

words cannot express how much I love this podcast. waiting for it all week every week

[@roccocastagnola8751]

aiden jacket and luds pullover are fire, nice colors. as a italian fan, loved the episode, nick best character on the pod

[@lesuu]

hearing you guys talk about going at a coop feels like a fever dream

[@USBYDProductions]

42:20 ah, so nihongo jouzu is a universal concept after all.

[@xJustBento]

The yard is the podcast I never knew I needed

[@aldin8]

This puddcast is great , Love the banter from the 4 blind mice

[@s0ydirtychai]

the boys lookin happy af on vacay ♥️

[@edu.trp99]

I didnt expect the episodes to go like: Lud says something dumb, Slime, Aiden and Nick shit on him for being dumb, but i gotta say I am loving every episode

[@ubsurd0729]

This is my 5th favorite, white boy podcast, this is soo much fun

[@forgesteel8524]

C'mon hommie drop 'em top fours

[@asher3240]

Woah the backdrop is crazy beautiful

[@loschungus4722]

questo è stato un grande episodio, bello sapere che ti sei divertito in italia, non vedo l'ora di parlarne con Dming Aiden.

[@isaacnishimura8044]

i like that everyone is rockin the same shade of green

[@Donwaz]

Great pod boys

[@soapbarl8554]

Great podcast boys keep it up

[@adame123321]

honestly watching qt's video about the onlyfans interactions and then hearing their version makes you cringe a little. other than than great pod :)

[@SkateboardGee]

That Nick one liner, actually killed 😂

[@mwngo]

Please do an ad where slime is in the sidecar of a vespa with the aviator fit

[@leopimentel1496]

Going from audio to video for this episode was shocking