i cannot stop dying

i hate this game so much
watch me live on twitch every wednesday & sunday!
/ kurtisconner
danny's gaming channel:
/ @dannygamezalez9521

[@Rae-pw8ne]

I love the silence after Danny uses those sound effects. Kurtis is just peacefully mining and then a disembodied voice tells him to shut the hell up

[@user-ym5uu7fr9e]

& a disembodied sicko mode goes WAAAAA

[@ihspider08]

@@user-ym5uu7fr9e more like WEEEEEEAA

[@toomuchiridium]

@@user-ym5uu7fr9e I gasped when I saw your name and picture, so similar!

[@clayrescott4337]

Kurtis has such subdued reactions to so much in this game that anytime he moves his face it is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@alika4681]

@Austin Lee wait what time was that at dhdh

[@noelle2576]

@@alika4681 kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6u6o4Wef9iibLs here’s the link to the clip! i’m not sure what video it is tho

[@alika4681]

@@noelle2576 thank you sm

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

@@noelle2576 i think its the nate garner video

[@highdefinition450]

The editing helps

[@shytoad720]

the "shut the hell up" incident followed directly by danny's cut off gasp was a masterpiece only god could have planned

[@gayvagina7353]

3:13

[@gretata_]

wait what’s the timestamp

[@anna_hdzluna]

​@@gretata_"shut the hell up" incident 3:12 the gasp 4:41

[@marcelh5500]

i like how kurtis edits out the part where he brutally murders the piglin

[@readstreams]

It wasn’t Kurtis it’s an editor/KZbinr named Nick! nickisnotgreen is his handle

[@kpaigeboz]

I WAS WAITING FOR IT TO COME, BUT IT NEVER DID HAHAHAHHA

[@annmush4344]

@@readstreams WAIT NICK EDITS HIS VIDEOS?

[@abbi561]

@@annmush4344 the ones on this channel yes

[@readstreams]

@@annmush4344 yes haha

[@angelnatt]

kurtis: lava took my iron 🥺 soundboard: 𝕊ℍ𝕌𝕋 𝕋ℍ𝔼 ℍ𝔼𝕃𝕃 𝕌ℙ kurtis: 👁 👄👁

[@makenziemellem625]

glad to know I’m not the only one who whips out the occasional british accent every once in a while

[@laurenbuerger7377]

it’s just habit now

[@sararenner9963]

I rlly thought it was just me thank god it’s not

[@TatAlbring]

I do it ALL the time... I’m English.

[@Lunrbatzz]

Omg I’m British and I do that too that’s so weird!

[@user-dq4ck5vm3w]

for a while it was a british accent and now it’s become a country accent and boy it gets wild

[@madelyn888ball]

4:13 i didn’t even realize it was saying shut the hell up i thought it was peanut barking and then danny screaming

[@K4ALE]

THATS SO FUNNYGWKWUNSKJBJABGSV

[@TheBigRinker]

@@K4ALE english please

[@pegsies.]

@@TheBigRinker hey leave catra alone, she's a gay icon! (Also a furry icon but I hate to think about that.)

[@madmady7024]

@@pegsies. this is so funny y

[@katieinfinity]

rip peanut ☹️💛

[@lisabezzie]

this is the most thrilling series i’ve ever seen

[@sophiapeemo]

Danny uses sound effects so much I'm scared he's just gonna stop talking and only communicate through his soundboard

[@sophiapeemo]

@XratINURwallX IT'S TRUE I'M WORRIED

[@herdiex1940]

if you think thats scary you havent watched kurtis' podcast..... its concerning..

[@jermabiggestfan]

the faces kurtis makes are the funniest things in these videos

[@Coananlover]

Danny's audio issues are endlessly funny.

[@TheTrannyManny]

You kept dying because you didn’t invoke Heather when you crossed the portal

[@callizto1964]

Amateurs 🙄

[@mossiplier]

oh heather oh heather, bring me to the nether!!

[@cara9680]

didn’t conan gray say smth abt this

[@ciarakolb4627]

@@cara9680 💀

[@highdefinition450]

But they also die when they invoke her name, there's no pleasing this dang Heather

[@heyummrandommuch]

"can you come up to the chill zone *at once* "

[@pegsies.]

This should only be read in a professor McGonagall voice, it's the only way.

[@niccvier]

@@pegsies. THIS DESERVES MORE LIKES

[@pegsies.]

@@niccvier why thank you, I aim to please!

[@stephaniemcnamara9408]

all the diamonds kurtis mined in the beginning really just went to all the pickaxes and swords he died with every two minutes 💀💀💀

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

Naturally

[@chevic4481]

Danny: says or does anything Kurtis: 😟😬😲😨

[@chevic4481]

No comment. Only upset facial reactions. I love it 😌

[@jjmanchee1709]

*jealous betrayed twerking*

[@reallycoolname6437]

4:10 made me wheeze so hard his reaction of just genuine confusion and slight fear lmfao

[@andrewsimpson6334]

HOLY FUCK THATS INSANE

[@reallycoolname6437]

@@andrewsimpson6334 you good? 🤨

[@reallycoolname6437]

@@andrewsimpson6334 you responded so fast--

[@andrewsimpson6334]

@@reallycoolname6437 ayo no life check

[@andrewsimpson6334]

on me

[@dionemartins0212]

Kurtis: Lava took my iron! Demon through Danny's soundboard: Shut the hell up

[@vhs3760]

dream finding diamonds: christmas music kurtis finding diamonds: nightmare distorted sounds

[@sedfwerawfawsfwfwefwefew]

the whole sequence from 3:10 until 4:20 or so is so funny omfg i lose it every time i watch it

[@maplefaple4221]

the sound effects danny uses now im crying-

[@itsPetal]

I kept waiting for them to say "Court of law? More like court of BALL" (because that's the brand of humor I have come to expect) and then they never did Anyway, they'll be hearing from my attorney (Michael Jordan)

[@Skeletor8387]

More like Court of wal

[@venetianvault]

god Kurtis' face with the beginning note of sicko mode should not have made me cry laugh the way it did

[@princessketamine0]

9:31 the way danny's "wee" cut off so short and his boat just floated down to the ground is so funny

[@aiben2755]

does this series just immediately calm anyone else down when they’re anxious/stressed?? cause, it does for me :) thank you danny and kurtis!!

[@izzymcintosh227]

ABSOLUTELY it's still my comfort series!

[@TheAgathokakological]

fr

[@Lonely_one249]

Yes! That’s actually why I’m waiting them rn 😆

[@taratih]

EXACTLYYY even 2 years later i miss the baddie smp

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

I love the stupid process of finding sugar canes and having to hit each other to get hungry so they can actually eat the cake they made only for Kurtis to go "yum" with a blank expression as he realizes how pointless it is to eat baked goods in a video game.

[@ndeez3894]

Of course danny saw that clip of Dream! Has he not told you? Oh mayor kurtis.... Danny isn’t who you think he is.... let’s just say he knows Dream Reallllyyy well

[@slytherinpride1291]

House of Gold part 2?

[@frostyskeletons8950]

Danny only told 100,000 of his closest friends. Shhhhhh

[@teaganriley21]

@@slytherinpride1291 LMAOOOOO

[@c1nnamodoll]

@@slytherinpride1291 manifesting it 😩🙏‼️

[@ndeez3894]

@@slytherinpride1291 THIS COMMENT LMAOOO

[@tinanguyen7884]

I DONT EVER WANT THIS SERIES TO END THEYLL HAVE TO PLAY WHEN THEYRE 70

[@faineantfelix]

😟

[@justruthh]

kurtiss is literally the definition of *“infinity and beyond!”* 👏🌝

[@trash2273]

the sound effects make these videos so much better

[@leannsix]

nick is so good at editing these

[@kayleighodonnell4766]

i love how kurtis was having a tough time in the nether but then him gaslighting danny just made him happier :))

[@Ew-ek6ip]

I hope their next series is them teaching Drew how to play minecraft 🥺🤞

[@UncleSamAAAA]

Thatd be so fun!

[@graygh0st_257]

dang, i hate it when burglars interrupt my stream

[@aestheticgirl5018]

Yes 😕

[@sylvie9562]

ikr, it’s so annoying to have to kill them 🙄🤚

[@addie8080]

@@sylvie9562 and then I have to go through the hassle of hiding the evidence 🙄 so annoying

[@sylvie9562]

@@addie8080 ugh ikr

[@jey7421]

honestly as a person raised in a family with aussies, british and american members i feel relieved when i hear danny and kurtis change into a poorly british accent out of nowhere once in a while since i, myself, change my accent almost every minute

[@Maya-ht4nr]

why is this whole video so funny to me? i can’t stop laughing. i think i have issues

[@devara2055]

as the title said : i cannot stop dying

[@sophieb5970]

you don’t have issues, you just have a good sense of humor 😎

[@Maya-ht4nr]

@@sophieb5970 good to know i’m not alone 😅

[@villaimouse]

4:40 sounded like danny's chat kidnapped him to keep him silent

[@danielaroa7932]

Danny just talking about was he's doing while kurtis struggles to survive is so funny

[@alingoodtime]

thank you for keeping in the "missed me, now you gotta kiss me" part. we love you nick!

[@toadt0ad]

can’t wait for y’all to fight the endet dragon omg

[@jacksonbullas415]

You’ll be waiting long tome

[@gp-hb9wm]

endet

[@natalee8940]

i too cannot wait for them to beat the endet dragon

[@Fleedermauws]

yeah the endet dragon is pretty difficult!

[@mossiplier]

… they will endet’s life never mind

[@alyonacmpnl]

The best part about this series is that i get to watch the same episode twice and i love it

[@madelynmatthews4846]

Top tier editing Nick

[@madelynmatthews4846]

THIS GOT HIGHLIGHTED FOR ONE SECOND THANK U

[@chelseakitkatz]

I love Nick’s videos. Talented dude

[@micah2958]

you really just cutting out his endless struggle with trapping a piglin? okay fine but we know. we saw.

[@run-rconfuzzle7993]

3:14 is Laura getting mad at Danny for having an affair with a Creeper.

[@aestheticgirl5018]

Good one.

[@Adamisbored494]

Danny's sound effect with the woman saying shut the hell up scared me so bad.

[@enbyoyo]

will danny and kurtis ever not call the ghasts "jellyfish guys"

[@alana3880]

"You can't spell dababy without dab" -Kurtis Conner, 2021

[@cptnsfti]

The first like five minutes of this feels like a fever dream

[@bow_and_aero1210]

Just in time! I always do my T injections while watching one of your videos bc they help ground me if I start to get anxious :)

[@hylvic6707]

SAME!!

[@nicomoist5336]

Yooooo hell yeah congrats with your T fam!

[@RevOlivertrouss]

Hell yeah! Get yo lad juice while watching the lads!

[@montanarose4622]

King of being masc and brave 👑

[@bow_and_aero1210]

@@RevOlivertrouss one of my friends calls it "buff boy juice" but I like lad juice much more 😂😂

[@cloudypurple124]

Genuinely kinda sad we never got a: “Wither; I hardly know her”

[@doe_fran]

Eating cake and drinking Earl grey tea while watching Kurtis Poggers is the most satisfying thing to do.

[@marnie6967]

that’s what I’m doing :))

[@CedarinthePark]

Whether or not you are actually British, that was truly the most British sentence. So I now pronounce you British

[@Nomi_112]

"Cause everytime we touch, i turn to cheese" was the funniest thing to me

[@green_goose1]

13:35 The chat warning Kurtis not to bring 19 gold and then him immediately dying with the gold

[@sidiot]

wait I’m so confused lol. Kurtis is hearing “shut the hell up” but on Danny’s video the sound effect is him singing about diamonds?

[@forthefrogs]

kurtis using ‘its like giving candy to a baby’ totally out of context-

[@fitriashanum9157]

HELLO THERE EVERYONE WHO CELEBRATES EID EID MUBARAK TO Y'ALL I HOPE YOU HAVE A BLESSING EID AND HAVE A BLISSFUL TIME WITH YOUR LOVED ONES!!!

[@AA-bb9rb]

Thank you!! Happy Eid Mubarak to you too

[@njandeemurangi7125]

Eid Mubarak amigo!!!!! Happy Eid al Fitr

[@lune4089]

*Betrayed* *twerking*

[@veecanning8419]

i can’t wait for you to be ender baddies and beat the dragon but i don’t want this series to end... 🥺

[@frostyskeletons8950]

During yesterday’s stream, they talked about potentially adding more people to the smp after they beat the Ender Dragon. Hopefully that means they continue on with it after. Danny is also still playing his world even though he beat the dragon :)

[@schematticYT]

you guys can set your spawn in the nether by using a respawn anchor (6 crying obsidian + 3 glowstone blocks). that way if you die in the fortress you don't have to keep running back!

[@arjeshg5574]

watching both povs is so worth it. this video is so funny

[@susan9100]

I cant stop myself from watching the stream, then Danny's video, then Kurt's

[@ottotalkscomics]

I love how Danny edited out the half hour that they talk about glass in his video

[@myalondon6195]

just thought about how monumental it’d be if cody and noel collabed with danny and kurt [edit: ik they have two completely different humors but usually opposites attract and i think it would be interesting at the least :) ]

[@miniwolfearts]

I love all four of them but I definitely feel like Kurtis and Danny would be HEAVILY intimidated by Noel and Cody's cool guy exteriors and Noel and Cody would just be confused by Kurtis and Danny's dry ass humor lmaooo. not to say that would make the collab bad, I think that would make it 1000x better

[@jackbrian5755]

Cody has known Danny for years, since Vine days. And they have collabed multiple times lol

[@talia8614]

I love them all, but I can't see that dynamic working all that well. But it would be interesting to see lol

[@ellafarabaugh5423]

they did have all four of them on a podcast once

[@myalondon6195]

@@miniwolfearts i think their humors are quite opposite which would just be funny and interesting to see😭😭

[@youremyfavoritesong9868]

Kurtis you'd be happy to know I got a Redbubble ad on this video, I know how much you love them!

[@kssafoo]

damn dude that’s crazy

[@cadenceolivia6304]

I cannot stop dying either. very relatable. also, I would like to say I cried laughing the first time I heard about the group chat

[@adeleshade5066]

this editing is truly poggers

[@woodnise]

Okay, why was it so funny that Danny kept moving around in Kurtis’s room while they were talking? 😂😂 like, why was he moving around so much wtf?

[@Blue_Avatar]

Someone when Kurtis' camera died was like "face reveal when?" 😂😂

[@transranpo]

THE SOUND EFFECT BIT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR WHICH VIDEO IT WAS IN FOR SO LONG

[@kirsten9228]

when danny first got his soundboard i thought, oh god he’s gonna turn into kurtis

[@idklmao8214]

the "shut the hell up"s had me fucking dying

[@private9149]

*Don’t mind the questionable chain in the middle of Kurtis’ house*

[@sylvie9562]

danny’s audios are amazing lmaoo

[@beingme._.eilonwy4571]

Kurtis bringing all of his diamonds with him gives me so much anxiety

[@IDK-ih2oh]

"The burglar's curse" should be the title

[@nano6162]

12:30 Kurtis pouting is so funny 💀

[@chloeleblanc7670]

kurtis come home the kids miss you

[@evilmiscreantgirlfriend]

is kurtis okay every sound that comes from danny scares him so bad

[@josieblue]

kurtis and danny have such similar first-time minecraft arcs

[@Kys_punky]

They act like literal children and I love it.

[@lilso8411]

7:33 that was comedy gold

[@kurtisgonzalez-gooden]

Kurtis’ concentration face is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[@artistbutterfly4378]

This series is the only thing that is keeping me going!

[@edwinchavira1]

Even his camera died lmaoooo

[@ManicMama.]

I'm laughing so hard at the people writing SUGAR GAY in the chat 😂😂 that's my favorite cody and Noel video

[@chicken_haver2111]

I think my cat just ate a bug

[@michaelstevens8561]

who is the literal 1 person that’s disliked it

[@superladdercat1642]

Honestly was probably a mistake. I've been known to do that when my thumb slips😅

[@mollyhilton411]

it was kurtis he got so mad at how many times he died he simply couldnt like the video

[@estrellacasias]

Heather cause they didn't say her name before the portal

[@dilfspodcast]

me: sad because life is dumb 😭😩😔 me when i realize that it’s wednesday so kurtis and danny play minecraft: 😀😃😄😁

[@emmarohmfeld5594]

the way kurtis literally made up the glass sword from the twilight forest mod???

[@earthdimensionm1643]

Watching you guys play Minecraft is honestly so relaxing Don’t ever stop!

[@abid8897]

I’ve been waiting for this part 😎

[@lianavaladez3474]

thanks nick

[@crickerwilson127]

Ayo Nice pod episode. Even though Nick betrayed you he's still pretty epic

[@chiogrosso2091]

kurtis calling ghasts jellyfish made my whole year.

[@mancillamarie]

i love how the comments are all simping for nick’s editing cuz same

[@becsios1233]

This is my favourite series ever

[@ez-sv7fq]

danny seems like such a good friend lol

[@rebeccarizoreimer]

I thought Danny’s sound effect was a disembodied chicken cluck from the chicken pit above Kurt for a minute there

[@jackmoore325]

Liked the video because your turmoil amuses me Kurtis